Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.
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You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years!
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Send in the clowns!
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Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.
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Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...
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This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom.
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Not to be confused with GayStop
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...Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB!
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We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC
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I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please.
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This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber.
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Don't listen if you have a mealworm phobia.
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Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis.
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No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode.
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