February 11, 2024 • 7 mins
Wippa celebrated his son Ted’s birthday over the weekend and oversaw the ordering of the Oreo icecream cake. Should’ve been a simple task right? Not for Wippa who put the ice-cream cake in the fridge with the fishing bait and made it smell absolutely rank. We’ve got special audio of his wife Lisa going off at him for being a big fat dummy.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast. A
little bit of a laugh at the party that took
place yesterday EVN Cinema.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What is Dave Joy? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It was so much fun. Ted was so excited. Had
twenty four mates for his ninth birthday. Yeah, twenty four mates,
That's what I thought. And I when the kids got
dropped off, because you know that their age now where
the parents don't have to hang around. They're dropping the
kids off. All the parents are going cheers, your brave, jeez,
your brave like one after that, and I thought, what's
(00:30):
the big deal here? Before the movie had started, there
was just rumbles. It's going on everywhere, headlocks, choke holds,
all boys, Yeah, all boys.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's it's like the first day of a music festival,
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Like everyone it's so excited. It's I you don't even
want to sit down and watch the movie. You just
want to run them up with your mates.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's first night fever, That's what it is. Fits. You've
flown into Vegas and you're ready to go, and then
your tepong near beer pong was happening. No, they had
a great candy bar set up, so he was the issue.
They had sort of cocon one side, fanter on the other,
and then all these lollies, so you could go and
grab a cup, fill a full of lollies, grab yourself
and sit in your seat with you in heaven. The
(01:09):
kids didn't get a lolly.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's kind of mean to the children. So you feed
them all these things and then expect them to be
well behaved.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Followed by a slider and a choc top.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And did they like basic k instick.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, we didn't go with that. That was my choice.
But the tape had been broken at that Sharon Stone part.
Unfortunately they tried to stick it back together. But so
we went with Next Goal Wins, which is a Tigaway
TV film.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, don't don't google that if you what's that?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Next Goal Wins? Next Goal Wins. So it was a
soccer themed party and instead of doing party bags and lollies,
we just handed out little footies at the end and
things like that. Anyway, it was going well. The kids
loved the movie, which was great. It was a bit
of a rumble halfway through, which was disappointing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What do you mean fight?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, spilled popcorn and one kid get up and tipped
a coke over the other one's filed in his face,
A large coke in his face. Yeah, drenched the poor kid.
I was there dabbing his T shirt down, trying to
make it put a smile back on the poor kid's face.
Were dabbing the T shirt with ro just a tie
that I've got from Reese, one of the guys there,
and Caro, who was helping out emergency towel plays down
(02:20):
the front.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Did you have to put your foot down a little bit?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sit down? Did you really a little bit?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And I would not be happy with that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Lisa loud?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Was it that loud?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Don't talk yourself up? Now? Is he going to talk
about how you reprimanded other children?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I want to know the letter to the point where
Lisa said, can you not do that? Because you're actually
embarrassing Ted. That's Ted's party and he's got to go
to school with these kids.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's a tough one because this happens in the playground
quite a bit as well. When you see another kid
go over and maybe have a go at your child,
where do you draw the line? And for me, it's headlocks.
I've choke a learned very quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No more choke holds, number of armholds.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Just headlocks.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, but it is, it's it's it's it's other children.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
But if you see something really wrong, it wasn't fair.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
But the thing is you might embarrass ted in the moment,
but as a parent, like down the track, and I
know they're not thinking about this, they will remember the
dad's got my back.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, do you know? And I hope I hope they
realized too that I'm You're right, Kate, I'm the parent.
I'm there to parent.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
So I've got twenty four of these kids and now
my responsibility. So I'm going to make sure everyone's happy
at the party. And that's coming off the back of
me calling a kid over at soccer at four thirty
the previous day to say, watch your language around the kids.
You might know those bad words, but my kids don't
need to hear it, So put your head in son.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh he's going to be hard here.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't think it hurts.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
No, I need that, Do I you need a bit
of And look me in the eyes when you shake
my hand.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Do you say that to other people's children?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, I don't know if you need anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If you do that to your own.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, if they're not doing it already, then they're not
being taught that. So let me parent from here on in.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh wow, I don't thank God for you.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hey, but you're right cake, But in turn, I don't
get everything right now. I had one big job on
the day I was in charge of the ice cream cake.
I said, honey, don't you worry about a thing. I'll
organize the ice cream cake.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What what can I ask? Which one Vanetta?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Or did you have?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Fred Freda is always.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
A Tommy k You might know Bidella? Is it you know?
The Oh yeah, yeah, they they do the ice cream cakes.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And is it ice cream?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Though?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Because I know I didn't bang on about this, but
most ice cream cakes are ice infection. There is nothing
dairy own the.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Dairy farm and they have an outlet where they make
the ice cream at the shops and the milk comes
from their farm to the shop to make the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But not everyone has one thousand dollars to spend.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It was it was sixty five dollars anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
An ice cream coke.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's all wrong. Man had all the fancy stuff you had.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
To feed all the it did it every potty big cake.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Here's the problem. I said to Lisa, I'll go and
pick it up, and I'll go and put it in
the back fridge. Now, I keep her away from the
fridge and the freezer at the back because one fridge
is full of beer. The other fridge, which is the freezer,
it's full of bait for fishing. Oh And I thought,
if we're only going to put it in there.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Over bait, how often do you fish?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Quite So, I said, if we're only going to be
the cake's going to be in there for maybe sixteen hours,
twenty hours, how bad can it be with bait? It
would anybody notice?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And would it?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Does it stink?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Isn't it frozen? It's it's odorless.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
We were getting we're getting in the car. Ted started
to turn his head a little bit towards the cake,
so I hit record to get some feedback. It's more
just no, it would be part of it, maybe a
bit of the box where the box was sitting, possibly,
and certainly once you take it out of the box,
what we'll do. Well, Yeah, it smells terrible. Do you
(06:04):
like the look of it too, Yeah, I like the
look of it. Just it smells terrible. Smell.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm gonna go, guys, Can I start getting in the
car place?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Francesca, have you still got the candles? Why does it
smell like fish just because it was in the in
the freezer where the bait goes, Mike, Seriously, people like fish.
People like ice cream. It's an Oreo ice cream cake
that smells like fish.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's not funny, bad.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Start, I got it not funny before the party had started.
You can hear the intensity of Lisa's voice lowered candle Francisca, Okay,
you would.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Have felt so barren in that car.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh man, I didn't know what to do. I just
wanted to get to the cinema hope that the fish
would start on the box and not into the old
rainbow ice cream. Anyway, Happy birthday, son. I think we
did a job.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
A couple of rumbles and a smish, fish smelling cake.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'll do all the parties for great Dad, great great
dad to everyone, it seems to everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Sits in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast
walk great shows like this. Download the Nova player via
the App Store or Google Play. The Nova player
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast. A
little bit of a laugh at the party that took
place yesterday EVN Cinema.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What is Dave Joy? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It was so much fun. Ted was so excited. Had
twenty four mates for his ninth birthday. Yeah, twenty four mates,
That's what I thought. And I when the kids got
dropped off, because you know that their age now where
the parents don't have to hang around. They're dropping the
kids off. All the parents are going cheers, your brave, jeez,
your brave like one after that, and I thought, what's
(00:30):
the big deal here? Before the movie had started, there
was just rumbles. It's going on everywhere, headlocks, choke holds,
all boys, Yeah, all boys.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's it's like the first day of a music festival,
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Like everyone it's so excited. It's I you don't even
want to sit down and watch the movie. You just
want to run them up with your mates.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's first night fever, That's what it is. Fits. You've
flown into Vegas and you're ready to go, and then
your tepong near beer pong was happening. No, they had
a great candy bar set up, so he was the issue.
They had sort of cocon one side, fanter on the other,
and then all these lollies, so you could go and
grab a cup, fill a full of lollies, grab yourself
and sit in your seat with you in heaven. The
(01:09):
kids didn't get a lolly.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's kind of mean to the children. So you feed
them all these things and then expect them to be
well behaved.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Followed by a slider and a choc top.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And did they like basic k instick.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, we didn't go with that. That was my choice.
But the tape had been broken at that Sharon Stone part.
Unfortunately they tried to stick it back together. But so
we went with Next Goal Wins, which is a Tigaway
TV film.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, don't don't google that if you what's that?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Next Goal Wins? Next Goal Wins. So it was a
soccer themed party and instead of doing party bags and lollies,
we just handed out little footies at the end and
things like that. Anyway, it was going well. The kids
loved the movie, which was great. It was a bit
of a rumble halfway through, which was disappointing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What do you mean fight?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, spilled popcorn and one kid get up and tipped
a coke over the other one's filed in his face,
A large coke in his face. Yeah, drenched the poor kid.
I was there dabbing his T shirt down, trying to
make it put a smile back on the poor kid's face.
Were dabbing the T shirt with ro just a tie
that I've got from Reese, one of the guys there,
and Caro, who was helping out emergency towel plays down
(02:20):
the front.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Did you have to put your foot down a little bit?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sit down? Did you really a little bit?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And I would not be happy with that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Lisa loud?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Was it that loud?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Don't talk yourself up? Now? Is he going to talk
about how you reprimanded other children?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I want to know the letter to the point where
Lisa said, can you not do that? Because you're actually
embarrassing Ted. That's Ted's party and he's got to go
to school with these kids.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's a tough one because this happens in the playground
quite a bit as well. When you see another kid
go over and maybe have a go at your child,
where do you draw the line? And for me, it's headlocks.
I've choke a learned very quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No more choke holds, number of armholds.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Just headlocks.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, but it is, it's it's it's it's other children.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
But if you see something really wrong, it wasn't fair.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
But the thing is you might embarrass ted in the moment,
but as a parent, like down the track, and I
know they're not thinking about this, they will remember the
dad's got my back.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, do you know? And I hope I hope they
realized too that I'm You're right, Kate, I'm the parent.
I'm there to parent.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
So I've got twenty four of these kids and now
my responsibility. So I'm going to make sure everyone's happy
at the party. And that's coming off the back of
me calling a kid over at soccer at four thirty
the previous day to say, watch your language around the kids.
You might know those bad words, but my kids don't
need to hear it, So put your head in son.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh he's going to be hard here.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't think it hurts.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
No, I need that, Do I you need a bit
of And look me in the eyes when you shake
my hand.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Do you say that to other people's children?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No, I don't know if you need anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If you do that to your own.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, if they're not doing it already, then they're not
being taught that. So let me parent from here on in.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh wow, I don't thank God for you.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hey, but you're right cake, But in turn, I don't
get everything right now. I had one big job on
the day I was in charge of the ice cream cake.
I said, honey, don't you worry about a thing. I'll
organize the ice cream cake.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What what can I ask? Which one Vanetta?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Or did you have?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Fred Freda is always.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
A Tommy k You might know Bidella? Is it you know?
The Oh yeah, yeah, they they do the ice cream cakes.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And is it ice cream?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Though?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Because I know I didn't bang on about this, but
most ice cream cakes are ice infection. There is nothing
dairy own the.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Dairy farm and they have an outlet where they make
the ice cream at the shops and the milk comes
from their farm to the shop to make the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But not everyone has one thousand dollars to spend.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It was it was sixty five dollars anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
An ice cream coke.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's all wrong. Man had all the fancy stuff you had.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
To feed all the it did it every potty big cake.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Here's the problem. I said to Lisa, I'll go and
pick it up, and I'll go and put it in
the back fridge. Now, I keep her away from the
fridge and the freezer at the back because one fridge
is full of beer. The other fridge, which is the freezer,
it's full of bait for fishing. Oh And I thought,
if we're only going to put it in there.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Over bait, how often do you fish?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Quite So, I said, if we're only going to be
the cake's going to be in there for maybe sixteen hours,
twenty hours, how bad can it be with bait? It
would anybody notice?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And would it?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Does it stink?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Isn't it frozen? It's it's odorless.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
We were getting we're getting in the car. Ted started
to turn his head a little bit towards the cake,
so I hit record to get some feedback. It's more
just no, it would be part of it, maybe a
bit of the box where the box was sitting, possibly,
and certainly once you take it out of the box,
what we'll do. Well, Yeah, it smells terrible. Do you
(06:04):
like the look of it too, Yeah, I like the
look of it. Just it smells terrible. Smell.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm gonna go, guys, Can I start getting in the
car place?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Francesca, have you still got the candles? Why does it
smell like fish just because it was in the in
the freezer where the bait goes, Mike, Seriously, people like fish.
People like ice cream. It's an Oreo ice cream cake
that smells like fish.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's not funny, bad.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Start, I got it not funny before the party had started.
You can hear the intensity of Lisa's voice lowered candle Francisca, Okay,
you would.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Have felt so barren in that car.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh man, I didn't know what to do. I just
wanted to get to the cinema hope that the fish
would start on the box and not into the old
rainbow ice cream. Anyway, Happy birthday, son. I think we
did a job.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
A couple of rumbles and a smish, fish smelling cake.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'll do all the parties for great Dad, great great
dad to everyone, it seems to everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Sits in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast
walk great shows like this. Download the Nova player via
the App Store or Google Play. The Nova player
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