June 3, 2024 • 6 mins
A scorned drunk monkey reportedly went on a wild revenge spree and bit five people, including a pregnant woman, after becoming jealous of his owner’s partner. The monkey grabbed a bottle of whiskey and ran outside and started his wild rampage after the new husband arrived at the home. There’s not enough monkey puns in the world for this story.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
There are so many things that I love about this story.
I love it. Okay, So first.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Of all, you're not going to run us through all
of them.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm going to go through all of them. First of all,
there's a monkey in Russia. So first of all, it's loose.
We know it's loose, right.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
On the loose, or just loose.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The monkey's on the loose. But the story is loose
because it's a.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Monkey that's in Russia, Russian on the loose, A Russian
monkey by the name of Garrick. Garrick, Garrick, what a
horrible name is human at Welsh or something?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Is Garrek? Garrek?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Garrek is a monkey on the loose in Russia, escaped
from his owner Anna.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
This was last Friday.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Anna's new husband let the monkey Garrick out of the cage,
and the monkey reportedly first thing it did was went
into the kitchen, opened a bottle of whiskey, which he
sipped from, then ran outside and started a wild rampart.
The rampage included sinking its teeth into five people, including
a pregnant woman and a local journalist who was bit
(01:08):
on the lip. And had stitches.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Can you catch something from a Russian monkey?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Monkey pox?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I mean just a monkey.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Where it's from Fontanka.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Russian news channel reported that Garret worked up an appetite
and picked up tulips to eat the buds, enjoyed an apple,
even polished off a few cookies after the whiskey drunk.
The drunken monkey was so strong that three men had
to restrain Garrick after he was lured in with sugar cookies.
Now this is where it gets interesting, animal, really, because
(01:42):
this is what I love about this story. Garrick's bad
behavior reportedly started two years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
When Anna got married to her new husband.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Garrick's jealous, Garrek's jealous and started the aggressive behavior.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Garrek, Really, it's her bolt, That's what's happened. Can you
stay out of it?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
If you get to start saying things like.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That, terrible, poor Garret.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Does this happen with other pets? Like does this happen
the pets get jealous with you?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, they do with a new baby.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Dogs have to be kept out.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, or you have to do start doing the sniffing,
or you take the blanket of the baby home from
the hospital. You put the blanket with the dog and you,
so you get them used to the smell because at
that point the animal thinks that they are the head
of the house.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yep, of course, so the monkey.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Or the dog or whatever it is. And then you've
got Anna's got a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Thirteen twenty fourteen. Has a pet got jealous of your
new partner? Would love to eat what? A cat raise
its tar and give you a bit of a spray
If it's not if you're not welcome in the house,
they might, they might, Kate made when she went through
that story. That's not in me.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Kate told us how cat could be relieved.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, when they're yea on heat, a bit pent
up apparently. Just an update on that. No eleven days
of hardcore heat. It's all fine, old mates sleeping again. Great, yeah,
just letting you.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Let's go to Charlotte, Wollongong tell us about jealous pets.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Charlotte, Well, this.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Happened with an ex boyfriend of mine. At first, he
my dogs just did not like him. He was peeing
on his clothes, like just wasn't having a bar of him.
And then we I just thought randomly, like I was
googling it, so I just started telling him to start
using my cologne, and after that, I just noticed the
(03:47):
biggest difference, like all of a sudden, he was loving him,
cuddling him, like yeah, it made such a difference. And
I mean we only dated for like six months, but
that whole time he was using my persume every day
and my dog loved him.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Interesting technique.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Tough that you have to lock up the work on
the on the work site was Chanel number five on.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But at least the dog loves you, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What I mean exactly? Thank you, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Great story, Sharon in Men I do you have a
jealous pet?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Sharon, I do have a jealous pet.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I have a cat who used to pee on my
boyfriend's heads every morning in the bed.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, so he'd wake up and the cat was his
winging on him. Yes, and then.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yees, it sprays like they can spray from about five meters.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Think, and it's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
There, musty and you can't get out and you can't.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I think you got caught doing after the race?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Is it rare?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
We I took the shoes off not to ruin them.
It goes everywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Avery in North Sydney, Hello, hello here, just straightening things
out here in the studio, did your pack it?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
My story is I was going out with my friend
for six months and we had a dog. It was
my dog. It was just barking constantly at him, and
it was barking at me as well. But it came
to the point where my partner put him on the
deck because he just couldn't stand it. Then he started
(05:26):
forgetting to feed him. He just went out completely scott
about the dog. And I said to the guy listening,
if you can't get take care of the dog, how
are you meant to take care of your girl? And
I just broke up.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's the first sign I have serial killers if you
can't feed the dog.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Absolutely, I managed to leave those early signs and I said, well,
it's either me or the dog. Ended up being a.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, dogs for that's what I like for Eva.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, sure, he's trying to be clever.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I really like it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think if your dog, if your pet doesn't like
your partners, it's the first, isn't It's a key sign?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, red flag right there. Thank you, Sharon, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Eva sits in Whippa with Kate Ritchie is a Nova
podcast to walk Great shows like this. Download the Nova
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Speaker 1 (06:23):
The
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
There are so many things that I love about this story.
I love it. Okay, So first.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Of all, you're not going to run us through all
of them.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm going to go through all of them. First of all,
there's a monkey in Russia. So first of all, it's loose.
We know it's loose, right.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
On the loose, or just loose.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
The monkey's on the loose. But the story is loose
because it's a.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Monkey that's in Russia, Russian on the loose, A Russian
monkey by the name of Garrick. Garrick, Garrick, what a
horrible name is human at Welsh or something?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Is Garrek? Garrek?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Garrek is a monkey on the loose in Russia, escaped
from his owner Anna.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
This was last Friday.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Anna's new husband let the monkey Garrick out of the cage,
and the monkey reportedly first thing it did was went
into the kitchen, opened a bottle of whiskey, which he
sipped from, then ran outside and started a wild rampart.
The rampage included sinking its teeth into five people, including
a pregnant woman and a local journalist who was bit
(01:08):
on the lip. And had stitches.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Can you catch something from a Russian monkey?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Monkey pox?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I mean just a monkey.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Where it's from Fontanka.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Russian news channel reported that Garret worked up an appetite
and picked up tulips to eat the buds, enjoyed an apple,
even polished off a few cookies after the whiskey drunk.
The drunken monkey was so strong that three men had
to restrain Garrick after he was lured in with sugar cookies.
Now this is where it gets interesting, animal, really, because
(01:42):
this is what I love about this story. Garrick's bad
behavior reportedly started two years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
When Anna got married to her new husband.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Garrick's jealous, Garrek's jealous and started the aggressive behavior.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Garrek, Really, it's her bolt, That's what's happened. Can you
stay out of it?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
If you get to start saying things like.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
That, terrible, poor Garret.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Does this happen with other pets? Like does this happen
the pets get jealous with you?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, they do with a new baby.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Dogs have to be kept out.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, or you have to do start doing the sniffing,
or you take the blanket of the baby home from
the hospital. You put the blanket with the dog and you,
so you get them used to the smell because at
that point the animal thinks that they are the head
of the house.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yep, of course, so the monkey.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Or the dog or whatever it is. And then you've
got Anna's got a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Thirteen twenty fourteen. Has a pet got jealous of your
new partner? Would love to eat what? A cat raise
its tar and give you a bit of a spray
If it's not if you're not welcome in the house,
they might, they might, Kate made when she went through
that story. That's not in me.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Kate told us how cat could be relieved.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, when they're yea on heat, a bit pent
up apparently. Just an update on that. No eleven days
of hardcore heat. It's all fine, old mates sleeping again. Great, yeah,
just letting you.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Let's go to Charlotte, Wollongong tell us about jealous pets.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Charlotte, Well, this.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Happened with an ex boyfriend of mine. At first, he
my dogs just did not like him. He was peeing
on his clothes, like just wasn't having a bar of him.
And then we I just thought randomly, like I was
googling it, so I just started telling him to start
using my cologne, and after that, I just noticed the
(03:47):
biggest difference, like all of a sudden, he was loving him,
cuddling him, like yeah, it made such a difference. And
I mean we only dated for like six months, but
that whole time he was using my persume every day
and my dog loved him.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Interesting technique.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Tough that you have to lock up the work on
the on the work site was Chanel number five on.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
But at least the dog loves you, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What I mean exactly? Thank you, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Great story, Sharon in Men I do you have a
jealous pet?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Sharon, I do have a jealous pet.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
I have a cat who used to pee on my
boyfriend's heads every morning in the bed.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, so he'd wake up and the cat was his
winging on him. Yes, and then.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yees, it sprays like they can spray from about five meters.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Think, and it's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
There, musty and you can't get out and you can't.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I think you got caught doing after the race?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Is it rare?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
We I took the shoes off not to ruin them.
It goes everywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Avery in North Sydney, Hello, hello here, just straightening things
out here in the studio, did your pack it?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
My story is I was going out with my friend
for six months and we had a dog. It was
my dog. It was just barking constantly at him, and
it was barking at me as well. But it came
to the point where my partner put him on the
deck because he just couldn't stand it. Then he started
(05:26):
forgetting to feed him. He just went out completely scott
about the dog. And I said to the guy listening,
if you can't get take care of the dog, how
are you meant to take care of your girl? And
I just broke up.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's the first sign I have serial killers if you
can't feed the dog.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Absolutely, I managed to leave those early signs and I said, well,
it's either me or the dog. Ended up being a.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, dogs for that's what I like for Eva.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, sure, he's trying to be clever.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I really like it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think if your dog, if your pet doesn't like
your partners, it's the first, isn't It's a key sign?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, red flag right there. Thank you, Sharon, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Eva sits in Whippa with Kate Ritchie is a Nova
podcast to walk Great shows like this. Download the Nova
Player by the app store or Google Play.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
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