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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And with Richie podcast, can we talk about the nude selfie?
Not recommended? Never ever do it, especially with iCloud these days.
You never know where it's going to end up, where
it's going to be hacked, and the next thing you know,
everybody is having a look at a very private photo.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I think to myself, how many photos do you take
of yourself to get a right before you're happy with
your body?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Do you feel at any point do you look like
yourself from above and have an outer body experience and
think all look like an absolute idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Someone could see me. Now it's a mirror shot, isn't it?
Or you don't have to be a If you're going
to do a full nude, you're going to have to
have really long arms.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, it might be great with the shot you need.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I would be because I've got long arms.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
But you also have a long body.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Definitely do my nude shot.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I think you're right though, with I think everyone shoul
just have a blanket rule.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, do not, don't do it, don't do it full stop.
But you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I think if you want to do a full body
you need a mirror. But if you want to do
sort of more intimate side shot above shot, below shot.
I wouldn't recommend shot I got the money, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All the money shot, which is another one.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't know what that means, but apparently that's only
fans you get money for them images. I think that's
what it is. Here's the awkward thing. Is there a
cutoff age for the nude selfie? And we've done this
topic before. Where did you need Selvie accidentally end up?
Because it can fall into the wrong hands. But I
want to know if there's a cutoff age, because I
don't think it's something probably parents should be doing. Unfortunately,
(01:45):
it's resurface. But Joe Biden's younger brother, Frank franken Beans.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Frank is sixty four.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Say franken Beans and crack himself up.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He did just because I thought of at the time.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't do much prep for this show, guys, so
I'm just reading it as we go now. Frank was
sixty four, and unfortunately he's ended up on a website
called Guys with iPhones dot com, which is.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Not the guys iphi and I'm mad for that one.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh guys with iPhone photos of going as guys are like,
oh my god, that's the original iPhone.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The st here I am with my Nokia, I mean
an iPhone, but you know like vintage.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, vintage, that's fourth generation. That is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
What I didn't realize is Guys with iPhones is actually
a site where other men go to to check out
other guys, which is fine, but it's very very popular.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Thanks Web for giving us all permission.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He's come out and said, I don't care. I'm not fast.
He's actually married, and he said that's between Mindy and me.
So his wife's name is Mindy. Frank and Mindy. There's
a movie in this thirteen twenty four ten. If your
parents you discover that they had taken some private photos,
can I.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Just jump in here quickly, because you don't bring my
mother into that. She is out of Bouncey, My mother
is out of bounds on this show.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And the only way you can defend yourself either is
by giving us a call. Sorry, Kate, that wasn't for you.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No, what I'm saying is you're saying you asked the
question about whether there is an age cut off, and
you said, these people are parents.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I mean, we're all parents in here.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So I mean parents need love and too, and maybe
parents need parents.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You know, parents have fearings. Parents are human beings.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I think as a child, the older you get, the
more you realize that your parents are just people trying
to get through life, and they have needs and wants
and desires and all of that stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Is.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, you've obviously got an album yourself in this photo.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Now, I don't know, I don't but I just think
you asking about whether.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There's defensive about the older person neoty.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Well, because I think we're a bit being a bit agsk.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, let's take the age, just off it and just
say are your parent? Do you want to just go
a blanket? Because I think the idea is that when
you become a parent, you kind of need to set
a standard that you would like your kids to understand
and therefore you don't behave that way either.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
And when does that start for you?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm not sure tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hey, I'm not sending any nudes and I'm not taking
any nudes.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Have you once?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Once for Lisa. No, as a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I was in a hot tub and I was tried
to get her to come and join me in the
hot tub.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, don't send a photo, She'll never come in.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She didn't she fell asleep. That is one stew I
do not want to marry.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
She wasn't asleep.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We've all done that can so I'm sure she was snoring.
Let's get key on from al Goa. Your grandparents tell
us about that care.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
What Sorry to be awkward and a bit of an accident,
but I'm a nurse and my grandpa lives a little
bit away from me, but he quite checksavy. So he
took a photo of a rash that was in his
groin area and wanted just to send it to me
so that I should sort of say, you know what
creamy needed to put on it, but accidentally put it
in our family group chat.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Good morning, par.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Do you think there's a cream for this? I don't know,
but there's a tablet?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Being a grandfather, you probably would have said his knees
as well.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
He was ringing the church bell, thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
How old was he? We go? How old was he
at the time? Around? We're not going to beat seventy
eight mood? Can we beat seventy out? Oh gee, that's
a big ask, Sydney.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What is the oldest mood? Selfie ever taken. This is
a great topic you came up with, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Lets scatter Jess in Forestville. What have you got, Jess?
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Well, when my grandparents were unable to move themselves, that
they were moving into care authorities, my mother and I
had to go through their house and pack up for them, essentially,
And then my grandfather said, by the table, we found
intimate photos of my beautiful grandmother.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
She was thirty.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Do you know what actually makes if you feel really happy?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But just what was the pose? Can I ask you?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
I was sitting in a chair.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
No, it was beautiful. It was actually a beautiful photo.
She was sitting in a chair, but the back of
the chair was faced in the camera. You couldn't see
anything below her way, but you could tell you to
wear any clothes so you could see her chests, and
she was posing. Beautiful.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
It was.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
It was actually a beautiful photo. My grandmother was mortified
and ripped it up. But there it was black and white.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's quite artistic, isn't it a beautiful piece of art?
And well it was practically Norman lindsay, Yes, it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Was to come on back in those days.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's a quick little but that's different to that than
grinnings up on the kitchen bench.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
With a timer set up, not with a spatch. Do
you know what I mean? With a rolling?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Can I ask Jess?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Was it something that your grandfather held on to as
a special memory?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Like, Oh, I'm sure it was in a top drawer
of tables.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It would have been jarring first up, though, jest for
you when you first saw it. Well, it's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Not as jarring as finding his recent adult questions.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All right, so he's got four?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
That was that was a bit more jarring.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
We kept that one person.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The nursing homes. Ready, he's coming in hot I remember
what I found when I found Dad's down in the shed.
There was an element of disgust, but also the Jackie
as a boy, Jack did you did you say anything
to me?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Of course I didn't. It was that why would you
doob yourself in? Then you can't sneak out to the
garage on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Aftern Absolutely no chance. But I read every article on
those Hudson in Monavar. Is this your grandparents or parents?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
No? So this this isn't even my parents. I was
on It was back in lockdown during COVID. I was
tutoring these kids when all classes in school was online,
and I just helped them and I stay on task
and stuff. And they had obviously their parents had obviously
just gone out and got the iPads and stuff that
helped set up for online learning. And we were doing
a little task and we had to go to the
camera roll and it must have been think to their
(08:37):
to their eye cloud or something, because there was just
a couple of all these nude photos that the parents
had taken and the kids were just like, oh, I
have to grab the iPad and it was so they
knew that I thought young.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
But the work plot was.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
I mean I was doing this for like a couple
of days, like during lockdown, so I was coming back
and I had to eventually bring it up to the
parents and be like, hey, I think you need to
unthink your eye cloud to the kids iPad because most
photos are coming through.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You got to pay the school first. And that's the
thing with with elderly people and technology. They have no
idea that they've synced up to an iPad. Accident's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Really load, but I wouldn't have a clue.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Don't you start doing any of that gear?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Did it come up on the big screen here in
the studio, Bridges never looks.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
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