January 7, 2025 • 15 mins
A relaxing massage? Not for Wippa. What started as a simple attempt to unwind quickly turned awkward, painful, and absolutely hilarious. We absolutely love this cringe-worthy tale of relaxation gone wrong.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
With Kate podcast Our Singles Party is on the horizon.
So it's got me thinking about relationships and the amount
of people who were reaching out, maybe hoping that they're single,
or maybe they think they might become single in the
next couple of weeks and be able to rock up,
and it could be that they have finally paid attention.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
To the red flags within the relationship.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Can we please talk about the reaction that we got yesterday?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's gone? Can I say it's gone?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The word.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Sitting in the office and watching the people. I mean,
not that I'm kind of judging all part of the
decision making process, but it was really fun because I'm
not on these dating apps, so I.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Got to kind of like like, what do you do
on them? Like your squall or I actually have? I
actually have never ever? Did you guys get me?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was getting messages yesterday from single people going how
do I get involved? I'm gonna I'm throwing this out there.
There was there was a mum from the primary school.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, there was she that she used to getting ye
single mind She's got a friend as well who is single.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
There's a lot of people that are excited around for this.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I didn't think it was going to take off like
it did.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
But according to Kate, it's gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do you want me to get to some of these
red flags? I mean, I know we don't have long,
but I just want to. I want to say that.
And this is talking from a woman's point of view
about her boyfriend, but.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It could work vice versa.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So I'm not like, you know, whatever, whatever, But sometimes
the red flags can show up within a relationship when
you're with somebody who might have incredibly low self esteem
and that is awful for them, but in turn, it
kind of comes back on you and you end up
having to deal with it and not address your own needs.
So when some says to you a lot, maybe you're
(02:01):
too good for me, you're too good for me. So
what that does is that there's an imbalance of power,
and then they you have to spend a lot of
your time reassuring them.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'd never say that, but I'm what, you're too good
for me to.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Any I'm too good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm too good for you, and you're lucky that you
get to spend this amount of time with me. I
don't care what people think. Is another one, but I
think that's across the board. You know, when people are
overly confident.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
People who say they don't care what people think quite
often care the most.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
It's up there with what's wrong. It's just the truth.
I just said the truth.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, you funny you should say that, because there is
I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest, which means, well,
it means I'm allowed to say whatever I want. I
don't have to be responsible for what I'm saying because
I'm doing you a favor by just being honest.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Guys, it's exactly the same as starting a sentence I'm
not racist, but yes.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Or what about I'm sorry, but I love the old apology.
I'm really really sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But if you weren't such a I wouldn't have to
act this way.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
And then often it finishes with Kate, do you know
what I'm Do you know what I mean? Do you
understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I want you now to agree with me about what
I've just said about.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
You part of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
There's a few others. I was joking. It's not a
big deal. You're too sensitive. I'm not perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Basically, I think they're all just a cover for excusing
a bit of bad way.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I do a lot of the I'm not perfect, do you. Yeah,
And that's why we talk about the theory of back
the eighty eighty percent is good enough. It's never going
to be one hundred. Don't expect one hundred, but take
eighty every time, back the eighty. Lisa's at sixty sixty.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What a lucky lady. Lisa actually reached out to me
yesterday about the signals.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
But I don't know what you're talking about. Let's serve on.
We found the Queen of the ball. It fits in
with her with Kate Ridgie podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I love these studies are done on the workplace, this
new study.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There's always these things. Oh, you've got to watch out
for this in the workplace. Well, apparently there's a there's
a term. And give us a call if you want
to dub somebody in in your workplace who was a
bit like this, a busy.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Bragger, the office bragger.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No you mean no, No, you're confused.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You you think I'm saying a busy bragger meaning somebody
is so busy bragging what like about their new girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, you need to listen, this is not what I'm
talking about busy bragging is like, I am so busy,
I am so I am How.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is you humble?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Similar to humble?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't think it is humble at all.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's almost I'm going to use the word Marta like
I even think you have a busy bragger.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's not always in the workplace. It could be at home.
It's the person that does the most. I'm not your
home work, housework, housework.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
How is your day well, and I just had five
minutes to myself, Well, then maybe I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Do it all.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I think we're all guilty of this.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
But towards the end of the year, you.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Know, when you've got a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
On leading up to the end of the year, and
you're like, oh man, I'm just creatively, I'm gone, I've cooked.
I'm so busy at the moment, there's so many things
on and I just can't concentrate on work. I find
that I do that at the end of the year,
leading into the Christmas break.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But I think that's also just a part of conversation.
Come the end of the year. It becomes part of
the dialogue, like how you're going, well, you know, I'm
just so glad that Christmas is around the corner. From
the holiday, it's people brag about being so busy early
in the year, to the point where you avoid even
asking them, you know, how was there afternoon? Or you know, well,
(05:52):
once I've done this, once I've done that. And I
think people do it because they think that it makes
them appear more professional and a really good employee. But
the study suggests that in actual fact, it does the opposite.
It's like, well, if you can't can't figure and cope
with this, or if you were working that hard, you
(06:12):
wouldn't have as much time to stand in the kitchen and.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Brag about it. Under you are.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Can we go to Jason you had a busy brag?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Or at work Jason nor Thing guys. Yeah, we work
in a direct marketing company and a guy would He
was a good salesperson that he used to let everyone
know about it, and he did it so much that
the boss had enough and he got fired for it
for being so busy. He was even on a good
(06:42):
Saturday night where he peak up he did let us
he let us all know about it.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I leave those crew, so yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Bos got thick of it and letting go. I've got
to let you go.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You're a pain and the bomb. Thanks, Jase.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do you think that people talk about this kind of
thing though, because.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
They have this like they want.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
To connect, but they have a lack of communication skills,
so they go to the really obvious, like, yes, I'm
really busy.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, the weather's good or bad, and I'm tired. Do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I believe already.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, my goodness, Christmas will be here in Taylor.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
What's your story?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Hi? Guys, how are you going good? I just going
through it. I just think it's really funny when.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
People say that they're busy.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I'm a nursed in accident emergency.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Taylor, You're like, try to have a day where I'm working.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh my god, mates, one of us is busy. Yeah,
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You've dislocated your elbow, mates, stuff complaining.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I am so flat out.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've had so many patients today.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think it's like when people who don't have children
come to work and say that they couldn't sleep very well.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'm tired, So Taylor, thank you for your call. You
would be our busy bragger.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm not the busy bragger because I'm not an easy back. Now,
I'm not a busy bragger.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I knew we'd get to this part of the conversation
because I don't because you know what, I'm quite private.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't like come in and tell you all the things.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
That I'm before what you do in that way in
attempt just try and build interest, because you won't share
what you're actually doing. But I've got you'll be It'll
be a promo meeting and it'll land and Katele grab
her bags and go it's important. I must run.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
No, I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
And then you see her and she doesn't even look
as she walks through the past the glass window, because
you know she's on a mission.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Because you have such a sad little life, you're wondering
about where I'm rushing off to, rather than focusing on
your own.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
We need to sort this out as a team. So
let's have a meeting after the show. But I can't
make it, and with a with Kate WHICHI podcast, I
want to bring down the mood into something a little
bit more relaxing now because my wife has just got
home from a three day health retree. A lot sort
of more car like massage music jests. We've got something
(08:55):
sort of you said Hawaiian. Yeah, I did say this
is Hawaiian. This is sort of a or the Beach
Boys and suns Out. You're can always play it here
at Nova. It's a great time to go away to
a health sheet, just sort of during school holidays and
stuff like that. So timing is everything. But she had
a good time. She came back very relaxed. Man, the
barbe was so chilled at home because she went for
(09:17):
bushwalks and stuff. She had me a video of a
trapdoor spider. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It was the yogurt and like sugar free. No alcohol, no.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Sugar yeah, no phones either.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, no husbands, no children.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Stretching, a lot of stretch, yeah, a lot of stretching.
She did this thing, did you, Quong?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
The course's the thing in the in the mornings where.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
You come Kwong? Oh touchy?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
No, not touchy, it's not touchy. It's quo is it.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Thy bo with Billy blanks? Quangdong?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, Quong it's something like that.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Does she do?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's called something else. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
But you need to go and have a look to
set your cicada and rhythm. You need to go and
look directly into the sun in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Oh my god, any ice baths or yeah, she did
a bit of ice bath. Yeah, gra it was very
tranquil for her. The three kids tranquill I.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Saw that were being fed well, two minute noodle action.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
What's interesting. She came back and she said what was good?
Before she arrived, they booked her in for a massage
and she had what was called the low har massage.
Oh yeah, I was actually Hawaiian.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I have had a Hawaiian massage before from a man.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Seriously, was it full on? Did he a bosoms?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But he did.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Touch your bottom?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
What did you do? He got very close to touching
your bottom.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Did you ask for that? You did you hook up
with him during the massage. That's extreme that you're telling
the story about. I'm going to tell Heather, your mother,
to stop listening right now and we'll get the full
story from Kate Richie because that so the Lisa said,
I don't know much about a Hawaiian massage or a
Loha massage.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And she's also in a very similar marriage a low barman.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
That was that was not great? Double, Lisa said, Is
it sort of like a reiki type massage where your
hands hover and you feel different, Rake, that would hurt,
And she said, well, it is energy based. So what
I do is I rub different parts of your body
and through your glands, I can tell with where the
(11:36):
negative energy is. And then I released.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
The negative energy is at home. I think they sing.
I think at mine they sang. On top of other things.
They sing.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
They do not relaxing music or is it?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
What are they seeing? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I just was lying against this.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Turn all the lights on. Really yeah, she found it
a little bit awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
But what happened was can you tell us about the gland?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Continued to massage the glands.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Which ones, because you have a few in your body.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
I think they're sort of groin under the arm. Yeah,
your chin there?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
What's wrong?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
So as she is massaging Lisa, she starts yelling out
dates twenty sixth of February two. She starts yelling out
fifteenth of March nineteen ninety six, and Lisa saying, what
are you doing? And she's saying, well, I'm identifying traumatic
times without a word of a lie. So she's writing
(12:44):
them down. She writes down three main dates. Because the
negative energy that is being released has come from those
times and that energy, that negative energy has been stored
in her body since that day. When was your wedding anniversary? Unfortunately?
Was it your joke? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
So? The three dates that were written down for the
most traumatic was July. It was like July twenty sixteen,
and that was when she had some post notal. Then
in twenty twenty three there was her mum got sick
and that was recognized her negative energy as well. And
you're right. September twenty thirteen when we got married, Tom
(13:28):
and I was that we were there. That was pretty traumatic.
Every I was very traumatized. So she had to work
the negative energy from that time period out of my
wife's clans, her hands, to the glands, and out of
the body. And I'm just I thought it was a
good time. I thought the wedding was a celebration, would be.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
A stressful time though, I mean it shouldn't have been.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I mean, I think I organized most of it, or
the wedding planet did.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
She just had to sort of plan all the wedding press.
Did you have seventy five people in your wedding party?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Twelve? But I thought everything went to plan. I thought
we all had a.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Great time, but she ended up married to.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
And the next thing you know, she's got all this
terrible energy in one of her lower lower loins and
in her glen and you've got no energy.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
So that's the sort of feel like I need a
massage after that break.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I can do. I can do you how many how
many bad dates you've had? It was terrible? Anyway, she
wants to invite me along to the next one.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh, I think I don't think you should take partners
to retreats anyone not do you never ever take a
partner to a relaxing health retreat?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
This time friend told me, you know what's exciting about
this story? This time Tomorrow on the show, Kate's going
to tell us the truth about what happened during her
Aloha massage.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm going to have to remember. I think I've locked
it out. It was so traumatic I've had I had
to keep going back.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And have my glands massage. Year with WHI with.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
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With Kate podcast Our Singles Party is on the horizon.
So it's got me thinking about relationships and the amount
of people who were reaching out, maybe hoping that they're single,
or maybe they think they might become single in the
next couple of weeks and be able to rock up,
and it could be that they have finally paid attention.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
To the red flags within the relationship.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Can we please talk about the reaction that we got yesterday?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's gone? Can I say it's gone?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
The word.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Sitting in the office and watching the people. I mean,
not that I'm kind of judging all part of the
decision making process, but it was really fun because I'm
not on these dating apps, so I.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Got to kind of like like, what do you do
on them? Like your squall or I actually have? I
actually have never ever? Did you guys get me?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was getting messages yesterday from single people going how
do I get involved? I'm gonna I'm throwing this out there.
There was there was a mum from the primary school.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, there was she that she used to getting ye
single mind She's got a friend as well who is single.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
There's a lot of people that are excited around for this.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I didn't think it was going to take off like
it did.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
But according to Kate, it's gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do you want me to get to some of these
red flags? I mean, I know we don't have long,
but I just want to. I want to say that.
And this is talking from a woman's point of view
about her boyfriend, but.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It could work vice versa.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So I'm not like, you know, whatever, whatever, But sometimes
the red flags can show up within a relationship when
you're with somebody who might have incredibly low self esteem
and that is awful for them, but in turn, it
kind of comes back on you and you end up
having to deal with it and not address your own needs.
So when some says to you a lot, maybe you're
(02:01):
too good for me, you're too good for me. So
what that does is that there's an imbalance of power,
and then they you have to spend a lot of
your time reassuring them.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'd never say that, but I'm what, you're too good
for me to.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Any I'm too good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm too good for you, and you're lucky that you
get to spend this amount of time with me. I
don't care what people think. Is another one, but I
think that's across the board. You know, when people are
overly confident.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
People who say they don't care what people think quite
often care the most.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
It's up there with what's wrong. It's just the truth.
I just said the truth.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, you funny you should say that, because there is
I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest, which means, well,
it means I'm allowed to say whatever I want. I
don't have to be responsible for what I'm saying because
I'm doing you a favor by just being honest.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Guys, it's exactly the same as starting a sentence I'm
not racist, but yes.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Or what about I'm sorry, but I love the old apology.
I'm really really sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But if you weren't such a I wouldn't have to
act this way.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
And then often it finishes with Kate, do you know
what I'm Do you know what I mean? Do you
understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I want you now to agree with me about what
I've just said about.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
You part of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
There's a few others. I was joking. It's not a
big deal. You're too sensitive. I'm not perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Basically, I think they're all just a cover for excusing
a bit of bad way.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I do a lot of the I'm not perfect, do you. Yeah,
And that's why we talk about the theory of back
the eighty eighty percent is good enough. It's never going
to be one hundred. Don't expect one hundred, but take
eighty every time, back the eighty. Lisa's at sixty sixty.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What a lucky lady. Lisa actually reached out to me
yesterday about the signals.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
But I don't know what you're talking about. Let's serve on.
We found the Queen of the ball. It fits in
with her with Kate Ridgie podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I love these studies are done on the workplace, this
new study.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There's always these things. Oh, you've got to watch out
for this in the workplace. Well, apparently there's a there's
a term. And give us a call if you want
to dub somebody in in your workplace who was a
bit like this, a busy.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Bragger, the office bragger.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No you mean no, No, you're confused.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You you think I'm saying a busy bragger meaning somebody
is so busy bragging what like about their new girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, you need to listen, this is not what I'm
talking about busy bragging is like, I am so busy,
I am so I am How.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is you humble?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Similar to humble?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't think it is humble at all.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's almost I'm going to use the word Marta like
I even think you have a busy bragger.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's not always in the workplace. It could be at home.
It's the person that does the most. I'm not your
home work, housework, housework.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
How is your day well, and I just had five
minutes to myself, Well, then maybe I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Do it all.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I think we're all guilty of this.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
But towards the end of the year, you.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Know, when you've got a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
On leading up to the end of the year, and
you're like, oh man, I'm just creatively, I'm gone, I've cooked.
I'm so busy at the moment, there's so many things
on and I just can't concentrate on work. I find
that I do that at the end of the year,
leading into the Christmas break.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But I think that's also just a part of conversation.
Come the end of the year. It becomes part of
the dialogue, like how you're going, well, you know, I'm
just so glad that Christmas is around the corner. From
the holiday, it's people brag about being so busy early
in the year, to the point where you avoid even
asking them, you know, how was there afternoon? Or you know, well,
(05:52):
once I've done this, once I've done that. And I
think people do it because they think that it makes
them appear more professional and a really good employee. But
the study suggests that in actual fact, it does the opposite.
It's like, well, if you can't can't figure and cope
with this, or if you were working that hard, you
(06:12):
wouldn't have as much time to stand in the kitchen and.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Brag about it. Under you are.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Can we go to Jason you had a busy brag?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Or at work Jason nor Thing guys. Yeah, we work
in a direct marketing company and a guy would He
was a good salesperson that he used to let everyone
know about it, and he did it so much that
the boss had enough and he got fired for it
for being so busy. He was even on a good
(06:42):
Saturday night where he peak up he did let us
he let us all know about it.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I leave those crew, so yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Bos got thick of it and letting go. I've got
to let you go.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
You're a pain and the bomb. Thanks, Jase.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do you think that people talk about this kind of
thing though, because.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
They have this like they want.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
To connect, but they have a lack of communication skills,
so they go to the really obvious, like, yes, I'm
really busy.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, the weather's good or bad, and I'm tired. Do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I believe already.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, my goodness, Christmas will be here in Taylor.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
What's your story?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Hi? Guys, how are you going good? I just going
through it. I just think it's really funny when.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
People say that they're busy.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I'm a nursed in accident emergency.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Taylor, You're like, try to have a day where I'm working.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh my god, mates, one of us is busy. Yeah,
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You've dislocated your elbow, mates, stuff complaining.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I am so flat out.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've had so many patients today.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think it's like when people who don't have children
come to work and say that they couldn't sleep very well.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'm tired, So Taylor, thank you for your call. You
would be our busy bragger.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm not the busy bragger because I'm not an easy back. Now,
I'm not a busy bragger.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I knew we'd get to this part of the conversation
because I don't because you know what, I'm quite private.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't like come in and tell you all the things.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
That I'm before what you do in that way in
attempt just try and build interest, because you won't share
what you're actually doing. But I've got you'll be It'll
be a promo meeting and it'll land and Katele grab
her bags and go it's important. I must run.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
No, I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
And then you see her and she doesn't even look
as she walks through the past the glass window, because
you know she's on a mission.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Because you have such a sad little life, you're wondering
about where I'm rushing off to, rather than focusing on
your own.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
We need to sort this out as a team. So
let's have a meeting after the show. But I can't
make it, and with a with Kate WHICHI podcast, I
want to bring down the mood into something a little
bit more relaxing now because my wife has just got
home from a three day health retree. A lot sort
of more car like massage music jests. We've got something
(08:55):
sort of you said Hawaiian. Yeah, I did say this
is Hawaiian. This is sort of a or the Beach
Boys and suns Out. You're can always play it here
at Nova. It's a great time to go away to
a health sheet, just sort of during school holidays and
stuff like that. So timing is everything. But she had
a good time. She came back very relaxed. Man, the
barbe was so chilled at home because she went for
(09:17):
bushwalks and stuff. She had me a video of a
trapdoor spider. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
It was the yogurt and like sugar free. No alcohol, no.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Sugar yeah, no phones either.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, no husbands, no children.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Stretching, a lot of stretch, yeah, a lot of stretching.
She did this thing, did you, Quong?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
The course's the thing in the in the mornings where.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
You come Kwong? Oh touchy?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
No, not touchy, it's not touchy. It's quo is it.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Thy bo with Billy blanks? Quangdong?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, Quong it's something like that.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Does she do?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's called something else. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
But you need to go and have a look to
set your cicada and rhythm. You need to go and
look directly into the sun in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Oh my god, any ice baths or yeah, she did
a bit of ice bath. Yeah, gra it was very
tranquil for her. The three kids tranquill I.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Saw that were being fed well, two minute noodle action.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
What's interesting. She came back and she said what was good?
Before she arrived, they booked her in for a massage
and she had what was called the low har massage.
Oh yeah, I was actually Hawaiian.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I have had a Hawaiian massage before from a man.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Seriously, was it full on? Did he a bosoms?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But he did.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Touch your bottom?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
What did you do? He got very close to touching
your bottom.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Did you ask for that? You did you hook up
with him during the massage. That's extreme that you're telling
the story about. I'm going to tell Heather, your mother,
to stop listening right now and we'll get the full
story from Kate Richie because that so the Lisa said,
I don't know much about a Hawaiian massage or a
Loha massage.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And she's also in a very similar marriage a low barman.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
That was that was not great? Double, Lisa said, Is
it sort of like a reiki type massage where your
hands hover and you feel different, Rake, that would hurt,
And she said, well, it is energy based. So what
I do is I rub different parts of your body
and through your glands, I can tell with where the
(11:36):
negative energy is. And then I released.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
The negative energy is at home. I think they sing.
I think at mine they sang. On top of other things.
They sing.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
They do not relaxing music or is it?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
What are they seeing? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I just was lying against this.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Turn all the lights on. Really yeah, she found it
a little bit awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
But what happened was can you tell us about the gland?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Continued to massage the glands.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Which ones, because you have a few in your body.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
I think they're sort of groin under the arm. Yeah,
your chin there?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
What's wrong?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
So as she is massaging Lisa, she starts yelling out
dates twenty sixth of February two. She starts yelling out
fifteenth of March nineteen ninety six, and Lisa saying, what
are you doing? And she's saying, well, I'm identifying traumatic
times without a word of a lie. So she's writing
(12:44):
them down. She writes down three main dates. Because the
negative energy that is being released has come from those
times and that energy, that negative energy has been stored
in her body since that day. When was your wedding anniversary? Unfortunately?
Was it your joke? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
So? The three dates that were written down for the
most traumatic was July. It was like July twenty sixteen,
and that was when she had some post notal. Then
in twenty twenty three there was her mum got sick
and that was recognized her negative energy as well. And
you're right. September twenty thirteen when we got married, Tom
(13:28):
and I was that we were there. That was pretty traumatic.
Every I was very traumatized. So she had to work
the negative energy from that time period out of my
wife's clans, her hands, to the glands, and out of
the body. And I'm just I thought it was a
good time. I thought the wedding was a celebration, would be.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
A stressful time though, I mean it shouldn't have been.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I mean, I think I organized most of it, or
the wedding planet did.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
She just had to sort of plan all the wedding press.
Did you have seventy five people in your wedding party?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Twelve? But I thought everything went to plan. I thought
we all had a.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Great time, but she ended up married to.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
And the next thing you know, she's got all this
terrible energy in one of her lower lower loins and
in her glen and you've got no energy.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
So that's the sort of feel like I need a
massage after that break.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I can do. I can do you how many how
many bad dates you've had? It was terrible? Anyway, she
wants to invite me along to the next one.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh, I think I don't think you should take partners
to retreats anyone not do you never ever take a
partner to a relaxing health retreat?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
This time friend told me, you know what's exciting about
this story? This time Tomorrow on the show, Kate's going
to tell us the truth about what happened during her
Aloha massage.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm going to have to remember. I think I've locked
it out. It was so traumatic I've had I had
to keep going back.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And have my glands massage. Year with WHI with.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
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