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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Is the City and with Kate Winki podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Valentine's Day isn't always a great day for everybody. Relationships
often break up close to Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
In fact, the.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Number one day to break up in a year is
February thirteenth.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
All right, is it today?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Today is the number one breakup day in the country.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
The day before Valentine's What an absolute dog.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Because people are getting to the point where they think,
how are we going to celebrate? Celebrate Valentine's Day and.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Celebrate and then they go, why would I celebrate you?
I don't want to put a boat boot, so.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I don't want to break up with you.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm not going to blake up. We do and tealibate.
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
People assess their relationships and the lead up to Valentine's Day,
that's what happens. But the thing is too you reflect
on relationships to Valentine's Day, and there's been some good
ways to get back at your ex on Valentine's Day,
and I want to bring up a few. I think
one of the locals wronga. They had one where you
could feed your ex's heart to the lions.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It was it was just a piece of meat with
your ex's name.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
That's not bad. I don't mind that idea. And it's
great for the kids as well.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
The kids.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, Dad used to go out with this girl and
we'll feed her heart to the lions coming over and.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Having a little kids.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Laura's getting eaten at the moment.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Then there was I think one where you could feed
the meerkat's cockroaches named after your ex.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
But this is a good one. For ten dollars, you
can name a turd after your ex.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So what the.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Zoo in the US it says name a turd after
a turd. So you can send a video of an
elephant unloading its lunchbox to an X to say a
quick reminder that you're what's coming out of the back
of the ars of that elephant.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
This is for you, Alice.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I miss you so much much. Alice, You're the turd
I've chosen to gift a turd.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
These are all options, Tommy, It's just it's not of
Dave love for everybody.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
No, no, that's all I'm saying, a hard day for
some people. So if you open your inbox now there's
a video there as well.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, it fits in with her with cap Bridgie Podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I like her, well, she's no good in bed.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I like them Godly, we go box, we steed. We
don't make this.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Of pros and cos I love this.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I love pros and cons because I love analyzing relationships.
We do it with our own relationships. To Ryan James, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
If you've just started a relationship thirteen twenty fourteen, tell
us pros and cons.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
We've got one hundred and fifty dollars to spend it.
Flowers for everyone for you Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Welcome Jade from Likehard. How are you?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Thank that's great. You're going out with another Jay. What's
his name, Jade? Josh Joshie a Jaden. How long has
it been?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Five months?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Five months?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, so we've settled in, which is quite nice.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You know it was still honeymoon period, isn't.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Are you living with Josh Ah?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We do.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, Okay, this is good. Can you tell me the pros?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Why don't we start there, Jade, Let's celebrate Josh first.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, Well, to start with us. He's a fantastic cook.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, beautiful, love love me, hot guy in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Go on, Jade, especially when I'm terrible. He always answers
the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh yeah, so when you ring him he picks up. Okay,
what if he's out with the boys though, Joe, does
he miss a cut? M calls here and there or
always still answer.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh that's a beautiful thing that he does for you, Jade.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
How play? Yep?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
What else do you love about him?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And the best? He lets my dog's head?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
He lets your dog what.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Sleep in the bed with us?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Oh ah, that's magnificent and he would have been reluctant
to do that at first, up, Jade, but he.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Definitely that's that's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You've brainwashed him?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Okay, well, okay, he sounds like an ultimate catch here, Jade.
But there's got to be a few cons. What's happening
with him?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He always snoozes his alarms, but I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And then that wakes you up as well, Jade?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yes, okay that can be frustrating for the dog. Also,
I can only assume Jade.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yes, Jade, okay, that's one con. What else you got?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
He's very like he forgets his phone all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
He forgets his phone, but he answers his phone if
he remembers it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, I have to run about the door.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
He will he do something romantic for you today on Valentine's.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Day, Jade?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Or not really?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I hope? So?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh that's it when you when you're hope in a relationship,
it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Work, mate, I'm going to do something crazy here, I'm
going to do something really crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm for it because you know what, I'm not interested
in Jade's pros and cons list. I can hear in
Jade's voice that she's not in love with Josh where
she needs to be after five months?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Get rid of.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Him, Jade? Are you one hundred percent keen on him?
Or is there a doubt there?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh, there might be a little bit of a doubt.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Done dusted, mate.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, hey, time is precious, Jade, and you've got to
find out and get out there and find someone that
really tickles your fancy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, she sounds a bit shaded, doesn't she very good?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Rachel in Constitution? Hell, Hello, Hello, how are we all gat?
Have you on? Rache? We're excited?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
What's the name of your man? Rachelle name is Adam? Yeah?
How long you've been with Adam?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Five years? Now?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
That's a long time. What's the good things about Adam?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Well, let's celebrate Adam today on a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
So he's pretty adventurous. So he's got me out of
my should call it. It's just an.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Awesome what's the most extreme thing that he's done?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Or are you talking? You're not talking bedroom?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Ay? You like bedcom?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, that is just like Viking and stuff like that.
So he's got me onto a bike. Fun fact that
having twenty one?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So oh that's good. Well, that's good. You're you're you're
adventurous now right, that's great. What's what else is good
about Adam?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
He's got a fantastic sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Always, guys, you can't go out and buy it. I
love fun anything else.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And he's super attractive. I know it's generic, but come on,
he's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
He's hot, is he?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He'd be a good kiss that to show what's he smiles? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
What's his best feature on his arms?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Really?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Guns? Yeah, welcome to the gun show.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Bike slash try what days try day for him?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Doesn't matter. Let's talk about the Let's.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Get into cons because he does sound like a bit
of a turd. What's happening with him? Rach, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well, he doesn't clean his protein shaper. He also does
the worst protein part.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
So the side effects of having amazing guns is the
protein powder.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
And if you leave that for a while, it starts
to stink, Rach.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
And then also, yeah, the flatulence is quite full on
the protein.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Isn't it pretty heavy on the bum trumpet? Is he?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah? Pretty bad?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
What else is ch?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So he refuses to reverse park anyway?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, that's really annoying. That would do my head. Well.
Can he not reverse parkery scared of it?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, he's very good at it. He just says that
it takes too much time.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
He's probably farting in the car too. You want to
get it out.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Well, but I don't think. Look, Rach, you know what,
he can't reverse park. There's a lot of people who
aren't confident with the reverse park.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
But I think there's something manly about being able to
handle yourself in or out, Like you got to be
able to referce anything.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Else you want the arm over the back of the
chair and then him.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Get over it. I just look at his guns.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
While he can't reverse park, that's got more what else
another con for us?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
All Right? The last con is and it's pretty bad.
He talks with mom and the baby boys on the phone.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Who is this guy? Who is this guy who's looking
after his rig? Do you know what though?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
He's looking after his rig and he's looking after his mum.
That's a pretty special guy.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
When you imagine you're sitting next to BJ and you
you heard, Oh, mummy, I had a bit of a
tough day at work. That's how you talk to Lisa.
Anybody was a bit mean to me, mummy, But I'm
going to be okay.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Raight?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
He Weiver did the last one. I'm saying stick with
it right?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
He sounds like an awesome stick without him in the
ant and good luck today on Valentine's Day, we're going
to give you one hundred and fifty dollars to spend
it flowers for everyone.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Fantastic, Thank you so much.
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