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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitting In with Her with Cake Richie podcast.
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you caught the trader doing absolute meltdown? I thought you said,
what have you caught the training too? Witness saw a swans?
Did you sit up the top? Why did you sit
down the bottom?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey? I got a phone call from a friend yesterday
and she is doing some renovations on her house in
the Southern Highlands anyway. As part of it, she's building
a brand new shed out the back of the property
because she wants to store some stuff in it. She's
got a few cows on the property and can I
tell you she.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is a very strict vegan. She is a strict vegan
and always has been. What does she do with the cows?
And what does she do with them? It just has
cows in the paddock.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
She's got three of those Highlander cows, Yeah, with the fringes,
you know, the ones with a fringe.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You wonder if they can actually see anything.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Anyway, So she's having the new shed built and her
mum was down there and the mum dropped in to
see the property to see how things were going with
the builders. She then called me to tell me this story.
The mom's gone onto the property and she went to
have a look in the shed, and she then rang
her daughter, which set.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Her daughter off crying, which.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
In turn was the phone call I received. The guys
building a lab, the guy's building the shed. She received
a phone call with a picture of it, saying who
did this? Who killed the animal in the shed? She
thought it was a joke, so she said, no, send
(01:39):
me a photo. The photo comes through.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Hanging from the rafters in the shed is a gutted
pig a boar? What so that? Do they have pigs
on the farm?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, so what did happened? She then rang the builder
and said what is going on? The biller said, I'm
so sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. I
know nothing about a pig hanging in the brand new shed.
That is so the builder puts in a phone call
to a few of the trades and then finally calls
(02:19):
back and says, I can explain what's happened here. I've
spoken to one of the carpenters. He put the pig
in the shed. Now it's nothing personal, and it's not
an attack on you because.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You're a strict vegan.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But the builder that the trade he had actually gutted
the pig because he'd been out pig hunting that morning.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Now, what the builder.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Would normally do is he would if he shot a
pig right, he would take it home and he would
hang it in like up by the hoofs. He would
hang it from a tree in the backyard, and then he'd,
you know, do he sting to the pig, and then
the family would eat the pig. And he was selling
his house and he had somebody coming around to take
(03:03):
photos for the.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Ads for the house, so he.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Couldn't hang the pig. And he likes to go pig
hunting before he gets to work in the morning. Well,
don't go pig hunting if you can't put it up
in your house.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So it's a pretty simple thing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
He didn't know whether he was going to get a pig,
so he thought, well, it won't really matter.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll just hang the pig in the brand new shed,
not knowing that she's a vegan. He even put a
tarp down for when he got the pig. Gi.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But it it's not your shed, it's your shd at all.
So the builder is now dealing with this friend of
mine who's crying on the phone. The builder's saying, I'm
so so sorry, I am so s sorry. I've spoken
to the trade and she's trying to put herself together,
and she's now saying to the builder, I don't know
(03:57):
if we can keep this shed. We might have to
go round up somewhere else on the property. Because a
pig in my world is so special and you would
never heard it, and it's been butchered in my brand
new shed.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Thirteen twenty four ten. What if you called the trade
you're doing. That's going to be hard. Can you be
butchering a pig on a vegan's property in their brand
new shed? Jacob depends her, what's your story, buddy?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So it's a block co worker with a bricklayer. He
so it's been quin didn't want us going in the
house to use the toilet or anything like that. Understandable
and he's like, oh this. So he's waited till she's
gone out to do the school drop off. Yep, taking
a bucket into the garage. Close the roller door. She's
(04:50):
forgotten something. Come home. Roller door is coming up as
he's squatting over a bucket doing a pooh. She's caught
him with his pants around his ankles, you know, they're
doing a number two in a bucket, and kicked him
off site.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Understandably, the question would be, Jacob, would you prefer to
see that or a gutted pig?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's probably fairly similar. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, one and the same and.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He was booted off site?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Was he yeah? This he dispoke. He has no aversions
to just pooing wherever he wants he get off to
get out of the truck in the morning, put the
wheelbarrow in between him and the and the car door.
Just poo into a plastic bag and bro it wherever
it needs to go.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What an animal.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
And a leader of coffee will do that?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh trade his breakfast, Jacob, Thanks for your call. It's
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