June 28, 2022 • 17 mins
When it comes to learner drivers, they don't come more wild than the young chap Fitzy read a story about recently. A chap who will not be getting behind the wheel again for a long time. The boys also chat to Sam Neill before Wippa talks lying on a first date and the women now choosing to give birth in the ocean.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I mean, isn't an amazing I mean it's not freedom
yet because you know you can't drive by yourself. You
still have to have one of your parents in the car.
But I remember well Dad used to use me as
an l blake driver. After he had a couple of
beers down.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
At the footy club.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
He said, why don't you that was the only time
drive the Ford Cortina.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Why don't you It is illegal to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
If you get pulled over in an RBT, he gets tested,
he's done. Yeah. So you know, when you're in the
car with your parents, you don't really enjoy it as much.
Dad used to yell at me all the time. But
when you get your peace, that is freedom is not beautiful.
I still remember Simpce. Sims had a little Tirana right
and he was the first out of all of our
(00:48):
friends to get a car. And when he got his peas,
I remember that first day he picked me up for
school and we would have this hitchhiker we would see
in our local area all the time, and Simps go,
I've been meaning to do this for so long. So
he pulls over. Hitchhiker had his thumb out, pulls up.
He pulls up about fifty meters ahead of this guy
(01:08):
pulls in and the guy you could see in his
face he was just stoked. He starts running towards the car,
and as he's about to get into the car, since
just pulls out.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's the drives off. That's the power of the Tirana has.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Now I've got my please, I can do anything that
I want. So this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Same time tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Made of mine had to hold in Gemini and old Gemini,
and he picked me up for the first time with
his freedom peace, and he said, have a look at
the change. I've done some done, some mod done, some
mod gear to the car.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And I said, what have you done?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And it was a manual and he'd taken the head
off the stick and put a red back spider one on.
Oh yeah, I remember, yeah, yeah, in like a resin.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's crazy, mate. This is loose too. What We're going
to be locked up with him?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Every time I go to change gears, I feel like
I'm going to get bitten. Oh my god, I mean,
what are the rules on your l's these days? You
can't go over eighty obviously, can't have any alcoholic so
you can't go.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And you know what when you first do jump into
the car, when you got your l plates for the
first time, you're going very slow, You're checking the rules.
You know people are right up your bum. I can understand.
It's a really stressful time. You've got to take it
really easy. Not like Dylan Anthony Hipkins from North Gosford.
Now Dylan got his l's and a day later he
(02:31):
got his l sare. The cops saw him coming out
of the Cucumber Village shopping center. They saw him doing
a burnout and causing large blooms of smoke to fill
the air. Police activated their lights and sirens to stop
the car, but it took off and a pursuit was initiator.
(02:53):
Hipkins was then recorded doing one hundred and eighteen kilometers
an hour and a fifty kilometers before losing control and
skidding across the center medium strip, causing major undercarriage damage
to the to the vehicle. He then jumped out of
the car and went across the road and jumped a
(03:13):
fence and the dog squad was called and he was
caught and he said yep, okay. Checks of the vehicle
found it was heavily defective with four bald tires, no
number plates, a loose battery, and buckled rims of the
car was unregistered and uninsured. Not a good start to
r L.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's a rough one. I mean, was there anywhere when
he's learning.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Booklet about what to do when the police arrived. Don't run, Dylan,
don't run.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So this is Dylan rocking up to court yesterday. That
a mullet, Yeah you know what he has ready?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
He's worn a gray suit.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, I don't mind that trendy and that mullet slash
rats tail is a little bit on trend as well.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That wasn't the first though, so since then, a couple
of days later he jumped back into another car. He's
had fourteen driving offenses in the first three days that
he got his hel plates.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dylan, hang them up, son, ever heard of a bike?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Some people were not. They just weren't born drive a car.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I just don't get it. They do not understand. See you,
lady Della, have a good one.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
It fits.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We're very excited from Jurassic World Dominion. What is that?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Because kind of Moe the one is ever seen? Samuel
joins fits in Whipper.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's disappointing because we know how much you love this studio,
we love embracing you, we love your aroma when you're
in here, but unfortunately we can't get that today.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sam, I know it.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
It's just the coffee wasn't quite as good last time
as Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Before we talk about Jurassic World, Sam, you know what
you've You've got so many friendships over the years with
your career. I'm a little bit worried though, that a
lot of your friends are now trespassing on your land there.
Taiker Wad did a video on your winery when you
weren't there. Also, we interviewed Bryce Dallas Howard, who's in
(04:59):
the movie with the Jurassic World, and this is what
she had to say. Last week, I was.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
In New Zealand someone was like, yeah, that's Sam Neil's
farm and I trespassed and I walked onto his land
and I was like looking for Sam Neil and he
wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And did you tell him that? I told me.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
The restraining order stands, which made filming with Sam Neel
really complicated.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Are you a little bit worried that people are just
trespassing on your lands?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I'm happy for them to just just just stray around
and occasionally, you know, they get an animal named after them.
Nika got a pig named after him. But you know,
he went the way of all pigs. Unfortunately too, he
is no more.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Certainly did the pig get eaten or die? Did talk
a die? Was he eating?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I don't know what happened, but he dipsed with.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
You didn't want to see him from the rear end
because he had the biggest pair of plants. They were
just they were embarrassing, really big swing. That's not why
he went. He wasn't doing he wasn't doing well. We
couldn't work out he was just losing weight all the time.
The vet couldn't work out what was wrong. So it
(06:21):
was time to move on.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Can you believe, Sam Neil, when you think about it,
twenty years ago that Jurassic World kicked off?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh no, it's thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Thirty Well, my sheet's got a typo on it. Thirty years.
Does it feel like thirty years, Sam Neil?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
It doesn't feel like thirty years. And it's twenty years
since number three, which is the next one.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Idea. Wow, But you know, I thought.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
There's going to be running in scream that's traditional in
Jurassic films.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Will I be able to keep up with the best,
and of course.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I also can.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes, of course it would have been lovely to see
Laura Dern again. Would have been really tough with you
having to associate with Jeff Goldbloom again, Sam.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
How was that?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Now?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I loved it with Jeff Julie. He drives me completely crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
He is one of the great people on the planet.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And we had a great deal of fun. We've played
a lot of music together. We were locked up, you know,
in a hotel for four or five months. We wouldn't
let that. We were allowed to walk in the gardens
about it?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Who's more annoying, Jeff Goldblum or Brian Brown?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What's the one? What's the one thing? And I take
a moment to think about it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean, you guys are such good friends. I mean,
was there a moment when he heard that you were
getting back with Jurassic World Dominion? Did he say, is
there any extra?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't know. He would have tried to rip it apart.
I wouldn't do that. Film made I talk.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
To the directors. Any chance that I can get in
on this one, sam No.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
He's always got his own projects. And you know he
buresly confused with a tear Rex. That's the problem. You've
got to look different from from a dinosaur.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
And he's remarkably you know.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
T Rex is Sam Neil. It is so good to
speak to you again, sir. Thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I love you, guys, love you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I'll fix the coffee. We'll get you back in the
studio set, Sammy. One thing you should never ever do,
and I've told you this beforehand, you should never lie
on a first date. This one woman, Sammy, she's been devastated.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
She had organized a date with this guy. She was
really keen to meet this bloke by the name of Michael,
who's a stinker. Anyway, Michael was on the way to
the date and then rang her and said, you're not
going to believe that there's been a car accident.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I've crashed my car. I can't get there and get there.
She's done the whole Oh my god, are you okay?
Don't worry about me as long as you're all Ryan.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
He said, sure. The ambulance and the police are just arriving.
It's an absolute mess. It's a five car pile up.
I don't know if my car will get back on
the road. She said, okay, well I'll wait here and
make sure that you're okay. Can I help in any
other way? Very caring she was. It turned out she
sat there for an hour. He then said, look, I'm
not going to be able to get there. This is
(09:20):
too much drama and my car's being toed. He kept saying, though,
which was strange. I can show you, I can show you.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Too much.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
He then sent through a photo of the car and
it was a Camio is it? It's a Holden camera.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Reliable, reliable. He sent through the photo.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
She thought it looks yeah, sure, okay, well that's pretty serious.
She then googled Cameo car crash and found the same
image on Google Images.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's told an absolute porky. At least to get out
of the date.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Go about you would go about ten pictures down before
you grab.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
One, well, at least sort of the second or third page.
But I don't know how many Camio car crash photos
are online. And obviously this guy was caught out. She
was devastated and decided to.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Leave the restaurant. They'll never catch up again.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I mean, why can't you And there's a lot of
effort you've gone to, why can't you just say, Hey,
I'm not the right space right now.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm sorry. If I've made you wait and I've been
an inconvenience, write me off. Yeah, change of heart. Think
you need a better story, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, and it's you know what, You're being honest and
it's boring.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Remember the story I told you about it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I mean he should have added to the lie and said,
you know fine, Look, I'm fine and the person that
I gave CPR two is alive now. Luckily if I
wasn't there, they wouldn't be life saver.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah. I told you about a girl I invited out
on the date and I thought this could be something
really special.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
And the date was meant to be that night, And
what happened was I was invited to a twenty first
at the time, and I thought, well, I'll catch up
with this person for a dinner, maybe some drinks, and
then i'll go to the twenty first, And then she
rang that morning.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
No, you're not going to believe it what she's in strano.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, she wasn't Sprana. I've come down with the flu.
I can barely move influenza. As she talked like she does.
See she was stuffed. So went, oh my god, your
poor thing. Sent her flowers to.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Make sure she was feeling better because I was panicky
concerned about her health.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Then turned up to the twenty first. She was there.
She was already there before me. And on the dance
floor she made a phenomenal recovery.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
She could have made on some really good stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You know, I don't think she was No, she was
on the lieoids on at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'll tell you what you.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Are, pumping you a shot and the dance floors up.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Like I'm at a twenty first, could be anywhere. Well,
I feel like I'm at your twenty first whip because
there's five people in the room.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Actually had quite a big twenty first. Mate had about
one hundred and thirty people for my twenty first. Good
theme for my party too.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It was like John to Hire.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Then it was like a lounge suit with a little
bit of something different. No thank Maca turned up in
his suit with his undies on the outside.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh that's so, that's an example.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I wore like a white.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Suit, Safari kind of suit.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Probably with a novelty hat on.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
The idea when I was twenty one was everybody made
a video, right and it went up on the projector,
and everybody.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Enjoyed the video. It was like a tribute my mate
got together. No, it wasn't so much that they acted
out what it was.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Like when you were little and what I mean, well,
my video, then my video they pretended that I was.
They got a stuffed gorilla and carried it around as
a baby, and then the gorilla got bigger and bigger
like I was runny. It was like, oh, thanks, guys,
that's a really beautiful tribute.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
What a load of me? How do we get onto
this pain new idea? Guys, it's called free birth.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Free birth is or free birthing is the idea of
giving birth somewhere in the wild, naturally, without any assistance.
This is a new trend that's taken off on one clip.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
In particular dangerous though, because professionals around.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You could help here. I think it could help. An
a sterile environment might be healthy as well. Have we
got any birth music or anything to I mean, leno,
give me some sort of accompanying audio.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Please, what about bond to be alive, heavy breathing or
anybody pushing Leno?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Not the pop noise, It's not how it happens. They
don't just pop out like a cork out of a
champagne bottle. I want to be alive, thanks Leno. Free birthing.
Let's talk about Josie and her man. She wants to
free birth. So what she did? It's kit free diving.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, you know what, you bring up a really good point.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
She drove to the edge of the Pacific Ocean and
in the shallows of the water as the waves are crashing.
She's facing the shoreline. In this clip you see her
giving birth. So the contractions start. She's rocking back and
forth as the waves are crashing on her lower back
and the baby starts to come out.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
She then gives birth in the ocean like a whale.
Would you never turn your back on the water.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So true, says you never even know what's coming. Can
you imagine? She gets a huge wave rolls through and bloody.
Josie's on the shoreline time in the contractions and pushing.
The next thing you know, her face is driven into
the sand and it's a shoreline dumper.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's a colm though pro is husband caught a couple
of bunger wounds around there, that's sure.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Do you know what The most disturbing part of this
is fit where's his name?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
What was the hubsband's name? The challenging part here was
when Benny, Bennie Benny comes in. You're right, he was
probably doing a bit of fishing. Depend on how long
this birth has going to take. We should have got
here earlier. There's a title change coming. The salmon are
running around three am.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No anyway, Benny.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Because later it's not sure. Takes a long time. The
tide's going out.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
The baby's born, which is beautiful. And she said the
waves had the same rhythm as the contractions. The smooth
flow made me feel really good. What if there's a rip,
don't worry about well, hoppos on stead but like the.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Baby shoots off in a direction.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Because you're not like, is there just narrated in a voiceover,
take me back to the sweet terms mud.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Now we can see the baby's head as Hoppo runs
down onto the beach is bored. He calls for backup. Reedy, Reedy,
who's just finishing iron Man Reed.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
He's doing really weird footage. He's doing beach sprints. In
the background. They've got tryouts and whippets there as well,
you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
The horrible part is and there's some bloke up on
the beach with a towel around his waist and doing
something very loon.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Someone's nicking a bag in the background, and it's a
hot day down at BONDI don't do it, Bondai if
you're into free birthing. Bennie the hobby then runs in
the baby's born. Bennie runs in with a sieve and
catches the afterbirth.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Wow, a sieve thecenter, Yeah, yeah, yeah, center.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
So you see Benny just trotting through like he's about
to strain the veggies.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, actually, seawater.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Seawater would be hygienic, salty, refreshing it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
It would be good for the skin.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
What a great way, because bej had a water birth
for my boy.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
She was in the water, but trolled environment.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
See I don't mind it. I mean, do you are
you instantly attracted to the water if you are born
in the water, Well, you're well, I love the water? Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Is it supposed to be makes them more calm because
didn't let me pop out of the water at some point.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It is crazy to think because you see the child's
head and then you're like, oh my gosh, it's there's
a moment where you're thinking it's drowning, but then you're like,
oh no, that's it's been in water for the last
nine months.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
See.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
We went for swim the other day. Ted was feeling
crooked and he spewed in the water right, and the
amount of fish that came in to eat the vomit
when I was swimming towards.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Him, it was awesome. It was very funny. Don't use
your kid as burly. No, I would never. I didn't deliberately.
I didn't deliberately make you into the water.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I don't think about it. He was trawling Jack off
the back of the boat.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
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Are You
I mean, isn't an amazing I mean it's not freedom
yet because you know you can't drive by yourself. You
still have to have one of your parents in the car.
But I remember well Dad used to use me as
an l blake driver. After he had a couple of
beers down.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
At the footy club.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
He said, why don't you that was the only time
drive the Ford Cortina.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Why don't you It is illegal to do that.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
If you get pulled over in an RBT, he gets tested,
he's done. Yeah. So you know, when you're in the
car with your parents, you don't really enjoy it as much.
Dad used to yell at me all the time. But
when you get your peace, that is freedom is not beautiful.
I still remember Simpce. Sims had a little Tirana right
and he was the first out of all of our
(00:48):
friends to get a car. And when he got his peas,
I remember that first day he picked me up for
school and we would have this hitchhiker we would see
in our local area all the time, and Simps go,
I've been meaning to do this for so long. So
he pulls over. Hitchhiker had his thumb out, pulls up.
He pulls up about fifty meters ahead of this guy
(01:08):
pulls in and the guy you could see in his
face he was just stoked. He starts running towards the car,
and as he's about to get into the car, since
just pulls out.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's the drives off. That's the power of the Tirana has.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Now I've got my please, I can do anything that
I want. So this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Same time tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Made of mine had to hold in Gemini and old Gemini,
and he picked me up for the first time with
his freedom peace, and he said, have a look at
the change. I've done some done, some mod done, some
mod gear to the car.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And I said, what have you done?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And it was a manual and he'd taken the head
off the stick and put a red back spider one on.
Oh yeah, I remember, yeah, yeah, in like a resin.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's crazy, mate. This is loose too. What We're going
to be locked up with him?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Every time I go to change gears, I feel like
I'm going to get bitten. Oh my god, I mean,
what are the rules on your l's these days? You
can't go over eighty obviously, can't have any alcoholic so
you can't go.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And you know what when you first do jump into
the car, when you got your l plates for the
first time, you're going very slow, You're checking the rules.
You know people are right up your bum. I can understand.
It's a really stressful time. You've got to take it
really easy. Not like Dylan Anthony Hipkins from North Gosford.
Now Dylan got his l's and a day later he
(02:31):
got his l sare. The cops saw him coming out
of the Cucumber Village shopping center. They saw him doing
a burnout and causing large blooms of smoke to fill
the air. Police activated their lights and sirens to stop
the car, but it took off and a pursuit was initiator.
(02:53):
Hipkins was then recorded doing one hundred and eighteen kilometers
an hour and a fifty kilometers before losing control and
skidding across the center medium strip, causing major undercarriage damage
to the to the vehicle. He then jumped out of
the car and went across the road and jumped a
(03:13):
fence and the dog squad was called and he was
caught and he said yep, okay. Checks of the vehicle
found it was heavily defective with four bald tires, no
number plates, a loose battery, and buckled rims of the
car was unregistered and uninsured. Not a good start to
r L.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's a rough one. I mean, was there anywhere when
he's learning.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Booklet about what to do when the police arrived. Don't run, Dylan,
don't run.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So this is Dylan rocking up to court yesterday. That
a mullet, Yeah you know what he has ready?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
He's worn a gray suit.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, I don't mind that trendy and that mullet slash
rats tail is a little bit on trend as well.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That wasn't the first though, so since then, a couple
of days later he jumped back into another car. He's
had fourteen driving offenses in the first three days that
he got his hel plates.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dylan, hang them up, son, ever heard of a bike?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Some people were not. They just weren't born drive a car.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I just don't get it. They do not understand. See you,
lady Della, have a good one.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
It fits.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We're very excited from Jurassic World Dominion. What is that?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Because kind of Moe the one is ever seen? Samuel
joins fits in Whipper.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's disappointing because we know how much you love this studio,
we love embracing you, we love your aroma when you're
in here, but unfortunately we can't get that today.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sam, I know it.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
It's just the coffee wasn't quite as good last time
as Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Before we talk about Jurassic World, Sam, you know what
you've You've got so many friendships over the years with
your career. I'm a little bit worried though, that a
lot of your friends are now trespassing on your land there.
Taiker Wad did a video on your winery when you
weren't there. Also, we interviewed Bryce Dallas Howard, who's in
(04:59):
the movie with the Jurassic World, and this is what
she had to say. Last week, I was.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
In New Zealand someone was like, yeah, that's Sam Neil's
farm and I trespassed and I walked onto his land
and I was like looking for Sam Neil and he
wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And did you tell him that? I told me.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
The restraining order stands, which made filming with Sam Neel
really complicated.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Are you a little bit worried that people are just
trespassing on your lands?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I'm happy for them to just just just stray around
and occasionally, you know, they get an animal named after them.
Nika got a pig named after him. But you know,
he went the way of all pigs. Unfortunately too, he
is no more.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Certainly did the pig get eaten or die? Did talk
a die? Was he eating?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I don't know what happened, but he dipsed with.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
You didn't want to see him from the rear end
because he had the biggest pair of plants. They were
just they were embarrassing, really big swing. That's not why
he went. He wasn't doing he wasn't doing well. We
couldn't work out he was just losing weight all the time.
The vet couldn't work out what was wrong. So it
(06:21):
was time to move on.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Can you believe, Sam Neil, when you think about it,
twenty years ago that Jurassic World kicked off?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh no, it's thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Thirty Well, my sheet's got a typo on it. Thirty years.
Does it feel like thirty years, Sam Neil?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
It doesn't feel like thirty years. And it's twenty years
since number three, which is the next one.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Idea. Wow, But you know, I thought.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
There's going to be running in scream that's traditional in
Jurassic films.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Will I be able to keep up with the best,
and of course.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I also can.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes, of course it would have been lovely to see
Laura Dern again. Would have been really tough with you
having to associate with Jeff Goldbloom again, Sam.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
How was that?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Now?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I loved it with Jeff Julie. He drives me completely crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
He is one of the great people on the planet.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And we had a great deal of fun. We've played
a lot of music together. We were locked up, you know,
in a hotel for four or five months. We wouldn't
let that. We were allowed to walk in the gardens
about it?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Who's more annoying, Jeff Goldblum or Brian Brown?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What's the one? What's the one thing? And I take
a moment to think about it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean, you guys are such good friends. I mean,
was there a moment when he heard that you were
getting back with Jurassic World Dominion? Did he say, is
there any extra?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't know. He would have tried to rip it apart.
I wouldn't do that. Film made I talk.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
To the directors. Any chance that I can get in
on this one, sam No.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
He's always got his own projects. And you know he
buresly confused with a tear Rex. That's the problem. You've
got to look different from from a dinosaur.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
And he's remarkably you know.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
T Rex is Sam Neil. It is so good to
speak to you again, sir. Thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I love you, guys, love you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I'll fix the coffee. We'll get you back in the
studio set, Sammy. One thing you should never ever do,
and I've told you this beforehand, you should never lie
on a first date. This one woman, Sammy, she's been devastated.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
She had organized a date with this guy. She was
really keen to meet this bloke by the name of Michael,
who's a stinker. Anyway, Michael was on the way to
the date and then rang her and said, you're not
going to believe that there's been a car accident.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I've crashed my car. I can't get there and get there.
She's done the whole Oh my god, are you okay?
Don't worry about me as long as you're all Ryan.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
He said, sure. The ambulance and the police are just arriving.
It's an absolute mess. It's a five car pile up.
I don't know if my car will get back on
the road. She said, okay, well I'll wait here and
make sure that you're okay. Can I help in any
other way? Very caring she was. It turned out she
sat there for an hour. He then said, look, I'm
not going to be able to get there. This is
(09:20):
too much drama and my car's being toed. He kept saying, though,
which was strange. I can show you, I can show you.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Too much.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
He then sent through a photo of the car and
it was a Camio is it? It's a Holden camera.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Reliable, reliable. He sent through the photo.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
She thought it looks yeah, sure, okay, well that's pretty serious.
She then googled Cameo car crash and found the same
image on Google Images.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's told an absolute porky. At least to get out
of the date.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Go about you would go about ten pictures down before
you grab.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
One, well, at least sort of the second or third page.
But I don't know how many Camio car crash photos
are online. And obviously this guy was caught out. She
was devastated and decided to.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Leave the restaurant. They'll never catch up again.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I mean, why can't you And there's a lot of
effort you've gone to, why can't you just say, Hey,
I'm not the right space right now.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm sorry. If I've made you wait and I've been
an inconvenience, write me off. Yeah, change of heart. Think
you need a better story, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, and it's you know what, You're being honest and
it's boring.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Remember the story I told you about it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I mean he should have added to the lie and said,
you know fine, Look, I'm fine and the person that
I gave CPR two is alive now. Luckily if I
wasn't there, they wouldn't be life saver.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah. I told you about a girl I invited out
on the date and I thought this could be something
really special.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
And the date was meant to be that night, And
what happened was I was invited to a twenty first
at the time, and I thought, well, I'll catch up
with this person for a dinner, maybe some drinks, and
then i'll go to the twenty first, And then she
rang that morning.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
No, you're not going to believe it what she's in strano.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
No, she wasn't Sprana. I've come down with the flu.
I can barely move influenza. As she talked like she does.
See she was stuffed. So went, oh my god, your
poor thing. Sent her flowers to.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Make sure she was feeling better because I was panicky
concerned about her health.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Then turned up to the twenty first. She was there.
She was already there before me. And on the dance
floor she made a phenomenal recovery.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
She could have made on some really good stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You know, I don't think she was No, she was
on the lieoids on at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'll tell you what you.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Are, pumping you a shot and the dance floors up.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Like I'm at a twenty first, could be anywhere. Well,
I feel like I'm at your twenty first whip because
there's five people in the room.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Actually had quite a big twenty first. Mate had about
one hundred and thirty people for my twenty first. Good
theme for my party too.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It was like John to Hire.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Then it was like a lounge suit with a little
bit of something different. No thank Maca turned up in
his suit with his undies on the outside.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh that's so, that's an example.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I wore like a white.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Suit, Safari kind of suit.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Probably with a novelty hat on.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
The idea when I was twenty one was everybody made
a video, right and it went up on the projector,
and everybody.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Enjoyed the video. It was like a tribute my mate
got together. No, it wasn't so much that they acted
out what it was.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Like when you were little and what I mean, well,
my video, then my video they pretended that I was.
They got a stuffed gorilla and carried it around as
a baby, and then the gorilla got bigger and bigger
like I was runny. It was like, oh, thanks, guys,
that's a really beautiful tribute.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
What a load of me? How do we get onto
this pain new idea? Guys, it's called free birth.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Free birth is or free birthing is the idea of
giving birth somewhere in the wild, naturally, without any assistance.
This is a new trend that's taken off on one clip.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
In particular dangerous though, because professionals around.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You could help here. I think it could help. An
a sterile environment might be healthy as well. Have we
got any birth music or anything to I mean, leno,
give me some sort of accompanying audio.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Please, what about bond to be alive, heavy breathing or
anybody pushing Leno?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Not the pop noise, It's not how it happens. They
don't just pop out like a cork out of a
champagne bottle. I want to be alive, thanks Leno. Free birthing.
Let's talk about Josie and her man. She wants to
free birth. So what she did? It's kit free diving.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, you know what, you bring up a really good point.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
She drove to the edge of the Pacific Ocean and
in the shallows of the water as the waves are crashing.
She's facing the shoreline. In this clip you see her
giving birth. So the contractions start. She's rocking back and
forth as the waves are crashing on her lower back
and the baby starts to come out.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
She then gives birth in the ocean like a whale.
Would you never turn your back on the water.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So true, says you never even know what's coming. Can
you imagine? She gets a huge wave rolls through and bloody.
Josie's on the shoreline time in the contractions and pushing.
The next thing you know, her face is driven into
the sand and it's a shoreline dumper.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's a colm though pro is husband caught a couple
of bunger wounds around there, that's sure.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Do you know what The most disturbing part of this
is fit where's his name?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
What was the hubsband's name? The challenging part here was
when Benny, Bennie Benny comes in. You're right, he was
probably doing a bit of fishing. Depend on how long
this birth has going to take. We should have got
here earlier. There's a title change coming. The salmon are
running around three am.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
No anyway, Benny.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Because later it's not sure. Takes a long time. The
tide's going out.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
The baby's born, which is beautiful. And she said the
waves had the same rhythm as the contractions. The smooth
flow made me feel really good. What if there's a rip,
don't worry about well, hoppos on stead but like the.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Baby shoots off in a direction.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Because you're not like, is there just narrated in a voiceover,
take me back to the sweet terms mud.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Now we can see the baby's head as Hoppo runs
down onto the beach is bored. He calls for backup. Reedy, Reedy,
who's just finishing iron Man Reed.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
He's doing really weird footage. He's doing beach sprints. In
the background. They've got tryouts and whippets there as well,
you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
The horrible part is and there's some bloke up on
the beach with a towel around his waist and doing
something very loon.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Someone's nicking a bag in the background, and it's a
hot day down at BONDI don't do it, Bondai if
you're into free birthing. Bennie the hobby then runs in
the baby's born. Bennie runs in with a sieve and
catches the afterbirth.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Wow, a sieve thecenter, Yeah, yeah, yeah, center.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
So you see Benny just trotting through like he's about
to strain the veggies.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, actually, seawater.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Seawater would be hygienic, salty, refreshing it.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
It would be good for the skin.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
What a great way, because bej had a water birth
for my boy.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
She was in the water, but trolled environment.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
See I don't mind it. I mean, do you are
you instantly attracted to the water if you are born
in the water, Well, you're well, I love the water? Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Is it supposed to be makes them more calm because
didn't let me pop out of the water at some point.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It is crazy to think because you see the child's
head and then you're like, oh my gosh, it's there's
a moment where you're thinking it's drowning, but then you're like,
oh no, that's it's been in water for the last
nine months.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
See.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
We went for swim the other day. Ted was feeling
crooked and he spewed in the water right, and the
amount of fish that came in to eat the vomit
when I was swimming towards.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Him, it was awesome. It was very funny. Don't use
your kid as burly. No, I would never. I didn't deliberately.
I didn't deliberately make you into the water.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I don't think about it. He was trawling Jack off
the back of the boat.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
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