October 1, 2024 • 30 mins
Men are now finding ways to cheat with burner phones. Stay safe ladies, we’ve got a hell of a story for you. Plus we all tell our kids lies from time to time to get through the day and now we’re revealing some of our absolute fave porky pies.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's it fits in with her with Kate Wiki podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's got an entry for worst Bloke of the Year.
Always great when these come through where you just can't
believe how one blog's handled himself. A while ago, we
were talking about the athlete I think at the last Olympics,
not Paris, the one prior and his wife stood down
from her event so he could focus on his event,
(00:27):
and he then took off with her sailing partner. He
got Worse Bloke of the Year. That was four years ago.
I'm pretty confident in this new entry for twenty twenty four.
Let's have a listen to what this guy's done.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
We all find out that we're pregnant, me, my little sister,
and my best friend. We all find out what we're
pregnant like within a week and a half of each other.
Our due dates are all in the same week. My
little sister says it's her boyfriend's baby. My best friend
says it's like her booty calls baby. Okay, we're doing
everything together and we are planning a baby shower. I'm like, okay, well,
(01:05):
let's invite the baby daddy's My sister's boyfriend tells her
that he wants a DNA test because, surprise, surprise, he
was out of town and my best friend's booty call
says that he wants a DNA test. Turns out neither
of those guys are the father, so I'm like, well,
who else could it be? So we're there with our
(01:26):
whole family. I walk into the laundry room. There's my
husband making out with my best friend. I'm like, what's
going on here? Of course they come out and tell
me that the baby's his and blah blah blah blah blah.
And then my sister walks in behind me and goes,
what the hell's going on in here?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
You and I are having a baby together? Who excuse me?
Oh my gosh, he's been bc.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
All revealed at the one barbecue sister, her and the
best friend.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Why would he even go to the baby shower? And
you if if he knew that he had got them all,
all three of them pregnant.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And it sounds like he's been a busy, busy boy
in that they're all due around the same time, almost
like he's chosen one week to fill his calendar. What ah,
my card?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Well do you know I suppose the only saving grace
that you have there is you know that he's going
to be a very busy boy in nine months time.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
He is financially he's going to be very busy and
running from one room at the hospital to the next. Guys,
I organized it so you could have your kids grow
up together. I'm a good guy. O my god. Four
worst bloke entry. Congratulations mate. This is the.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Fitzian Wibber with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
We've been talking about this quite a bit lately about
when you know someone in your friendship group who might
be quite promiscuous and doing the wrong thing. Well, you
know the conversation that we've been having that if it's
your friend, yep, you usually are on their side and
you'll say to them, look, we know what's going on,
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stop doing it, or else we're going to have to
tell your partner. Or if it's the other way right,
if you know that their partner is doing it, you
go straight to your friend and you tell them straight up, well.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
If you want to get involved, not everyone does do that?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Do that?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So okay, so this is this has happened within our
friendship growp. Well it's got to do with Berner phones.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So it was.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
James, so burner phone.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
The definition of what a berna phone is. It's the
second it's your other phone. The other can just burn
one day.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So pretty much this is a made of a mate
he has been.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
His wife has found an extra phone in the house.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Where did BJ find it?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
So he's like, She's like, okay, what's this phone got
to do with anything?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
He's freaked out.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Instantly said it's my work phone, because he does travel
quite a bit for work. She said, okay, well, before
I presented this berna phone to you, I've gone through
this phone and the only conversations that you're having in
there are with different women.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I've also trapped where you've been for.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Work over the last month, and it seems to me
that you have a different woman in every place that
you visit for work.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
How are you getting out of this one?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
It's getting to the point where he's like freaking out,
she said, I want to I want out.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I done.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
The friendship group have sort of known about this for
a while, and this is why I brought it up before.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Is that, like, what side do you take?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Everyone knows that he's been doing this for a while,
and she's the last to unfortunately find out he's now gone. Well,
I've been booted out of the home. Can I come
and stay with you? Guys and now friends are going No, mate, sorry,
we're gonna have to side with your wife.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think the most important thing in this situation is
to know that something obviously led to that. There's obviously
a clear breakdown. So if it was a made of mine.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Hang on a second pound.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, so hang on.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So you're saying.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Something wrong with a relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So there's a reason, there's a reason why he's.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Done for an extended period of time.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
If that was my mate, I would think to myself, Okay,
there's something's gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It might be a.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Reason, but it might but it might also just be
a pattern of behavior. Possible, it might be a bit
characteristic of that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Person, of the individual. So I would say, mate, you
can start my place. Let's have a chat about what's
happened to here, because there's something's gone wrong because you
were completely in love with your wife and she was
in love with you, So how have you led to
this behavior?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
I actually think that's very considerate of you, But I
also think that it can it's not all dogs came.
I'm not saying that, But what I am saying is
that this conversation could be airring on the side of
trying to find a reason to blame her for his behavior.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
There's no for cheating, and you can't say that there's
been a relationship problem for you to go and cheat.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But there's never an exclus there might be a reason.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It might be a reason.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Does that help with the No, it doesn't help the
out doesn't, But at least it might be a conversation
worth having with your mate instead of you can't stay here.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh no, You need a human side to this.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Absolutely, he is also a person going through something.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
You've got to be wary of someone with an extra phone,
burner phones, people who walk around with extra phones. Look,
I don't care technology these days. You don't need two phones, can't.
You don't need a work phone and you don't need
a personal phone.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Some people do.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
It must be a horrible feeling, though, when you are
in a relationship with someone and you find an extra phone,
because then your first thought is do I go through
do I confront them?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Do I what do I do?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
How do I open this can of rooms?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why would somebody have a second phone? What did you
find out when you realized they did.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Meil knows a lot about a burn a phone, Tell
us about it, Meil, Yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Found out that my partner of seven years was using
his work phone as a burner phone. And you know,
typical trade calls a lot of builders. But I thought, oh,
you're calling this builder and awful lot. It just didn't
seem right. So went on his Google timeline and could
see every single time that he was at a certain address,
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and I knew whose address it was. I didn't really
know her, but I knew of her. So for the
last two years of our seven year relationship, he was
leaving work early, you know, not picking up our son
on time from daycare, and then proceeded to tell me that, oh,
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it was nothing physical, thinking, buddy, you don't go to
someone's house at three am for a chat.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh no, you don't quite right. What's what happened? Mel?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
So I was like, you know, I loved him that much,
but I was like, you know, we can fix this,
let's go to counseling. And he's like, nup, can't do it.
And that was it. Seven years of my life down
the drain.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And how old is your son? Mel?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
He is six years old, ever since he was you
know Abe, and.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Then Mel, what is he is he with the other girl?
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Now I have no idea like I don't speak to
him at all. And I think for women out there
as a mental health thing, if you think that someone
is toxic for you, just don't do it.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
Don't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Thank you for sharing great words of advice.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Mel, you look after yourself and your beautiful son.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Here's the story we've been waiting for, Charlotte. What happened
good morning?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I had dropped my phone or broke my phone or
lost my phone, and I asked my family who had
a fair phone. My sister in law had said, oh,
I've got a stair phone.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I'll let you have this phone. So she gave me
the phone willingly. And so the next day I popped
my SIM card in or opened up the phone, and
the first message that you know those old phones, that
it came up with a message. At first mine said
good morning, hers said I love cock. And that was
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the first wow moment. And then I kept looking through
this phone because it was still messages. So I had
to look through and there were messages in there from
maybe up to five different men so having a look
through there, reading all the messages, thinking, oh my gosh,
this woman is married to my brother.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What well I got.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Down to Yeah, it gets worse when I got down
to another message. I kept reading it. Looked at the
phone but it was my current partner in law what
I know?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And and your husband.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
It wasn't my husband, it was my partner, so we
weren't married.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
But the time in which she was talking to him,
and this was all happening my brother, her.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Husband was in hospital with cancer.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
So just.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
And so yeah, needless to say, she's now my ex
sister in law. It was horrific.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
That is extraordinary. What did you do?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well?
Speaker 8 (10:37):
I have three people to talk to, my sister in law,
my brother, and my partner. I started with my brother
and said, look, this is what it is, and he's like, no, no, no,
that's not her phone. I've never seen this phone before.
And I had to explain that she gave me the phone.
You saw her give me the phone phone and she
gave me There's no way I could have made that
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up because it's it's in part in the past, so
it's not like I could mess each other people.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Who did you speak to you? Next when and then
you and your brother? Who did you go to the Why?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
I went to my partner first because I was like,
you're not You're not getting away from this, You're not escaping.
This is no way. So needless to say, the next
partner as well, So that's great. And then it was
the sister in law. But I made sure I did
that in front of the whole family. My partner and
my brother's wife were there and my whole family, just
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so everyone understood the situation.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So you and dad were there.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Absolutely, just to.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Classify that as a third degree burner, that's the harshest
of burns wild.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We're going to need to digest that the fit and
with a with Kate, WHICHI podcast get involved.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Guys, if your parenting style is to lie to your
children to get them to do things that you want them.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Isn't that Is that a style or is that just
being a parent?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Look, I don't think every parent does it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Some people don't lie. I've heard about those families with
the parents have made the commitment to each other as
parents that we simply will not lie.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So when a child asks anything, regardless of what it is,
and I won't talk about the thing that I'm talking
about in my head.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There's a few things throughout the year.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Let just be very honest about it. Well, I don't.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Agree with neither do I. I actually don't agree with that,
but I don't mind this story. I think you may
have done it in your house. We don't know about you, Fitzy,
but get involved if you've done something like it. Thurning
twenty fourteen. It comes from the UK and it's about
a footballer. And now that I'm playing for the men
I Hawks on Saturday, every story I bring to the
show now will be somehow related to football. There's a
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guy that plays for Carlile United. He and his wife
Lovely Abbey. They have two children who are five and three,
and he's away a lot, I would imagine traveling.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
With the team, and so as.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Far as their birthdays go, they have decided very early
on in the kid's life span that they're not going
to celebrate the kid's birthdays on the day that the
children were born. They will just pick a date throughout
the year that suits them in the calendar and say
it's your birthday on Saturday. And because daddy's home, no
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one is that the kids are none the wiser. But
it does mean that the family can be together to
celebrate and they're not calling dad on the bow.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
So does it change every year they pick it early?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, it changes.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
I'm guessing the football schedule changes when they put out
the whatever it is they put out the schedule.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
But if they want to, if they want the kids
to play footy, this is the thing. What under are
they in? What what's your actual birthday?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well that's exactly right.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
There is going to be a moment, like with any lie,
that it comes undone and people are going to start asking,
you know, what.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Are your what's your star sign?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
I mean, you can't go from being a cancer to
a leo in every year and have people think that
you're saying But.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
A little bit awkward too when you as a birthday
party for your kid one year in February and the
next year you do it in September exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And you have a pool party one year and the
next year you're off to the snow his.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Birthday was in February. Oh, we just sit down and
make it up each year, depending on what fits into
our schedule.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Maybe when they're younger.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
It's it does It's harmless isn't it. And I think
the parents say that they haven't come up against too
much backlash because they're actually doing it so that the
kids can have the family together, and they see that
it can also be the desirable outcome for a birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We had a bit of an issue last night, and
I'm not going to go into details, but I just
wanted to throw a bit of a message out there
for parents. We all need to be on board with
the consistency of lying of lying or or the world
that we live in and the fantasies that can be
created at certain views of the year because some kids
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go to school and say, well, my parents told my
mum told me this, and then obviously that can spread
and then questions are asked.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Very nervous I am about it.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
You finally invited over the biological father of the kids,
which is great.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
This is the thing. He thought it was better for
the family. But eventually the kids are going.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
To find out it was Gary was a taxi driver.
He was on naked attraction.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You've done it for the birthday, though, haven't you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
What lied about the birthday?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Have you lied about the birthday or just put the
party at another time of year.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Jack's party is still coming. I mean his birthday was
in June, but we're organizing that soon. Yeah, because it's
turned into a little bit of we've got to do
that soon.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I think some of the lies are funny, where you say,
if you pick your nose, your finger will fall off.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
We had an uncle Maury who had half a finger,
and I don't know his lies changed because sometimes he
lost his finger because he picked his nose and he
got it right up to the knuckle. And then the
other story was that the tiger over the side fence
bit it off, right, So.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Double lie, yeah, but pick a lie backing lies.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Big one that Met Fitzgerald did to Holly and I
for years was we had a local water park, water
slide park.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
It was called splash Down.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It only had two slides, the Screamer and the Orbiter.
A right, but a dad convinced us that this is
wet and wild, that you're going to wet and what because.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And wild it was? It wild was so it was lying.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
You would see that everyone knew that wett and wild
was on the Gold Coast. But dad convinced us that
every week you are so lucky as kids that you
get to go to wet and wild, right, But then
I would go to school and go, yeah, we went
wet wild again on the weekend, and kids would go,
how do you afford going up to the Gold Coast
every weekend?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Stop lying? What about?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
When you did lie? My dad would say I know
you're lying and threaten on your forehead and I'd run
off to the bathroom to see in the mirror is
it written on my forehead? And I do that now
with my kids At DNB, he wasnt lie.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
He tattooed, let's go to Stephen ridle me. Steve, are
you lying to your children?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Does it work.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
About certain things?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Kate?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
I would say, yes, they do believe it at a
certain age. I've got a couple of stories. One was
my sister in law. She would tell her kids that
chocolate soft drink chips would be so bad to you
that your teeth would fall out, so her kids would
never ever have any, and if they went to parties,
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they would always decline on the lolly and thinking these
other kids.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Were crazygiety attack.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Also, when I used to play football, I would get
banged up quite a bit and would tell the kids
that it was a shark attack. Because I didn't like
the beach, so then we would never go, just to
say out of the sun. My tasty white skin couldn't
handle it.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Oh, Steve the fits Whipper with Cape Ridgie podcast.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
We're talking about the out of lying and whether you
use it as far as your parenting style goes in
your house. Maybe you tell your kids their birthday falls
on a different day every year.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
A couple of porcupies, so it.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Suits your schedule. It can backfire though, as they get older.
Jessica and Marsden Park, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Are your lives working.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Well so far?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
We'll wait and see you in a couple of years.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
But we ally is that you get tummy aches and
you start vomiting if you have too much first day cake.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yep, well that can happen, can Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
You sort of you sort of want your kids to
get crookoff lollies at some stage, don't you, Because I
mean I remember eating the Australian.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Equivalent of oreos. Do you know what they were called?
The Delta creams?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
To remember Delta creams.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah, I knocked off a whole packet of Delta cremes.
Have not been able to touch one since.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Is that interesting? Like when I did fourteen Mars bars
that Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Did you really little mini ones?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Or they weren't no fun about those sizes?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Only a year ago as well, which was quite so.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Good morning, Kim in box Hell. What lie do you
tell your kids?
Speaker 9 (19:07):
I used to tell them that the remote, the alarm
centered in the corner room was there and watching them
when it was reda.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It is so scary though, doesn't make you like hyper
vigilant and kind of oh my god, the little red
light comes on.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
NaN's what?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh my god, Jess, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Jess in Penrith. What's the lie that you've been telling
your kids?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Jess?
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I was telling my daughter that when she lies her
nose clothes red sod why I should.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
Cover her notes to be like my nose throwing reds
And then.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
She was ready before really very cute.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I hope you write those things down.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Not bad.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
That is not bad, because then they can't see what
color the noses going see.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Some young people though, do or even adults do when
they lie, they go in red. Do you know those
people that get that rash on the.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I thank you covering I like my jumper. Adam in Avalon, Good.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Morning, Adam, good morning, Kate and teen. How are we
very well? I'm a little embarrassed to be telling you
this but or admitting to it even But when when
my kids were little, we actually told them that Christmas
was a week later, and we told them that reason
so we could go and get everything cheap at the
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boxing tails. Yes, and just you know, get everything cheap
and the boy the mad rush.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
You can't do that these days, like with social media
and the news and TV, like people know what's going
on out there in the world.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You can't keep them in the house.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
So the countdown to the morning, like the news is
running footage of Santra and the raindeer is going through
the sky.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Off five years of their life that have no idea
after that. You're probably struggling.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's okay, Adam. I'm sure you did lots of other
lovely parenting.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
There probably not a couple of Mary's for there.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
This is the Fitting and Whip with Kate Richie podcast.
Let's talk allergies.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh my god, you've got another weekend?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Can I just that's a standing ovation for Snitchy.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Because you know what a great song he gets my
emails and I and I without a doubt that he sized.
And my gosh, but the rolling stones Angie to turn
that into allergies world, don't, mate, your a.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Legend, snitchy. You can head off now, mate.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
So Beja and I went to a cafe over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
We love having bread, leaving the kids at home, getting
away and that's we don't really do dinners.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
We'll have a good breakfast Kate, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's a good way to start the day time together,
catch up.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Smashed over, mate.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
So we're sitting next to a family, right, two young
kids there, and that's the reason why we leave the
kids at home because there's these kids were fighting the
whole time. And there was this moment where I looked
over and one of the kids started getting welts on
his face. No right, and he's had an allergic reaction.
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And I'm thinking, oh my gosh, I can see it
like his face was starting to swell a little bit
and he was saying to his mom, Mum, it's starting
to burn. She goes, it's okay, We've been through this before.
I'm listening to this conversation, going what And then there
was a moment there where I could see he was
quite uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
And I said to the mother.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
They say okay, and she said, she goes, he loves
the Benoffi milkshake right which which is caramel banana and
those Biscoff biscuits. But she said, he's allergic to the
Biscoff biscuits. But he loves the milkshake so much that
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every now and then we run the gauntlet and we
let him have one, and he understands what he's about
to go.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Through, but he loves it, loves the milkshake more.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
But he tolerates the pain. And she looks at me
and she whispers and she goes.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It's the only time he can tolerate pain, because every
other time he cries. But when he knows he's getting
a Banoffy milkshake risk for the biscuit, he'll put up.
He'll put up with the burning that goes through his
face just to deal with that beautiful caramel banana and
Biscoff biscuit.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It must be, it must be amazed.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think that's what every overweight person deals with on
a daily basis. What do you mean? I love you
so much, but you're bad for me. It's this love
hate where I look in the freezer and I see
that tub of ice cream, and I will I go
through a week of hating myself. But you're not allude
to satistics. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's not really.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Do you remember if it's allergic to dairy or something,
it would be the same thing.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Remember we were in the Quantus Club that time. Fits.
We're about to get on a long haul flight and
my stomach was terrible, and I knew that it had
been abused for a week in la I said, I
can't do it, Fits, I can't get me a beef burger.
I had the beef burger, and I knew it would
have a bad reaction, but I had to have that
beef burger. Do you know what? We nearly missed the flight.
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I was on the old for a good hour or so.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
And we're very, very lucky with our job, and Quantous
over the years is looked after it. So when we
go over cas right, we're lucky to get into the
first class lounge. Right for anyone that hasn't been in there.
I walk in there and go, oh my god, this
is like a it's late. It's a restaurant and they
give you a menu, so you sit down and you
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can order it. This is where they make mistakes because
they say, yeah, you can order whatever you want, as
much as you want. It's basically all you can eat,
which is a stupid move to say to a man
like Michael Whipfley. So what he does, Kate?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
He eats so much in the first class lounge.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
And then Tommy does it. He gets his glasses champagne
and goes, buddy, he's to you. You know, we did it,
We've got there. Then Kate forgets that when you get
on a plane an hour after take off, they serve
your meals, start feeding you.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
How early do you get to the airport to make
the most of the lounge as soon as the lounge
is open.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
And then he goes, well, I can't just leave this
meal that they've given me.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You get that as well, don't you just get on
and go?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
But then I'd had so much to eat and drink
by the time we ended in la and the only
room available the rest of the rooms weren't ready, was
Fizzy's and I had to go and put myself to bed,
and oh it wasn't too good. Do you know?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
The sad thing is while we're waiting for the bags
at the LA airport. He goes up to the LA
first cast.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You with a with Kate, WHICHI podcast. Now, I want
to talk about hygiene this morning.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You've got a friend who has a hygiene issue.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What actually actually, let me start with the fact.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
And I don't know if this has happened to anybody else,
but I do have a deodorant problem at the moment.
Because I'm not going to say which deodorants, right, but
I haven't used I use a roll on deodorant and
I've used this.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I love it. Where do you use it under a
lot of people use it more than just under their arms.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
I do know some people who have put it under
their arms, under their busies if they are heavier on
the top.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
So that's ariend of yours again.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
No, not me, I'm not heard. I have not heard
for ages.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, someone said it to me the other day.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
I mean not to you know.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It was just whatever anyway. And so I've been using
the same.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Deodorant for like years and years, and I don't know
what has happened, but I've changed and it just doesn't work.
Is it that your body gets used to using a
particular I think a deodorant anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
That's by the bio. Like, that's not what I want
to talk about.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
This is about the grossness of sharing things in the
house and maybe something you would never share, So give
us a call. Thirteen, twenty fourteen. Some people are weird
about the toothbrush. You shouldn't share toothbrushes with your partner,
for example.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well you would with your family, with your wife or
your husband, you would it.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
And the kids you let them use your toothbrush on
holidays sometimes, don't you.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Well, I think so if you've left it behind, because
they always get you at the airport, don't they if
you've forgotten your toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm a bit funny about the toothbrush. Why But then
Lisa is fine to use my toothbrush, and she will
if she needed to, But then she won't use her
towel if I have accidentally used it. What So, what's
wrong with sharing a towel?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Maybe because you're hairy, so when you use the towel,
your towel would be soaking.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
He needs three towels, he does one for the back.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Anyway, we don't need to go through it. So this mother,
and maybe it's a sign of the times. She doesn't
want to spend a lot of money. Her husband is
disgusted because he's looking for his deodorant.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
One morning, comes into the bathroom. She's in the shower.
Where's mighty odor And she said, like, I don't know
the kids room. He said, oh, that'd be right.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
You know, little Bobby's probably stolen my deodorant again, and
why can't you buy him his own? And she said, well,
I'm not that's his deodorant as well.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
He said, what do you mean.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
She said, well, we've just been We all share our
role on deodorant, which I guess is different to the
spray because there's no contact with that.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But he he's like, just go and spend the money.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
She said, it costs a fortune now, I've just been
googling it does well. A spray cans about ten bucks
and a roll on about three to four dollars if
you're not buying it at the airport.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Obviously, refuse to pay full price for deodorant. You wait
for half priced. There's always for one, police say it,
but then you've got it. You've got to always switch
them up, so you may get Dove one minute, then
you get your rex.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
On a net.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
This is the thing I've got to stick. I've got
to stick with the same one.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I would rather use someone's toothbrush than their role on deodorant.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
No, you wouldn't. I would because I brush in your mouth, well,
not you guys in your mouth.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
But my partner, like a partner or yeah, so the mouth,
you don't. I'm fine with the mouth, but not with
the underarm.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
So you're less concerned with the mouth and the underrup
that is, I'd be the other way around.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
For some reason.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I would find the underarm a little bit weird because
I think of sweat.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
See, I'm not fixed on one deoda and either because
I'll use my something sport, you know. But then I'll
use Lisa's thirty three sexy Boutique bouquet, which I think
she has at the moment.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
She doesn't.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Lisa is never using anything called sexy bo Really, what
was the one you'd use?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't know if it's still on the shelves.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Actually I think it is.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Yeah, And you go into like the gym, in the
gym and it it just it stinks worse than body odors.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast walk great
shows like this. Download the Nova player, fire the app store,
or Google playing the
It's it fits in with her with Kate Wiki podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's got an entry for worst Bloke of the Year.
Always great when these come through where you just can't
believe how one blog's handled himself. A while ago, we
were talking about the athlete I think at the last Olympics,
not Paris, the one prior and his wife stood down
from her event so he could focus on his event,
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and he then took off with her sailing partner. He
got Worse Bloke of the Year. That was four years ago.
I'm pretty confident in this new entry for twenty twenty four.
Let's have a listen to what this guy's done.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
We all find out that we're pregnant, me, my little sister,
and my best friend. We all find out what we're
pregnant like within a week and a half of each other.
Our due dates are all in the same week. My
little sister says it's her boyfriend's baby. My best friend
says it's like her booty calls baby. Okay, we're doing
everything together and we are planning a baby shower. I'm like, okay, well,
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let's invite the baby daddy's My sister's boyfriend tells her
that he wants a DNA test because, surprise, surprise, he
was out of town and my best friend's booty call
says that he wants a DNA test. Turns out neither
of those guys are the father, so I'm like, well,
who else could it be? So we're there with our
(01:26):
whole family. I walk into the laundry room. There's my
husband making out with my best friend. I'm like, what's
going on here? Of course they come out and tell
me that the baby's his and blah blah blah blah blah.
And then my sister walks in behind me and goes,
what the hell's going on in here?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
You and I are having a baby together? Who excuse me?
Oh my gosh, he's been bc.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
All revealed at the one barbecue sister, her and the
best friend.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Why would he even go to the baby shower? And
you if if he knew that he had got them all,
all three of them pregnant.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And it sounds like he's been a busy, busy boy
in that they're all due around the same time, almost
like he's chosen one week to fill his calendar. What ah,
my card?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Well do you know I suppose the only saving grace
that you have there is you know that he's going
to be a very busy boy in nine months time.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
He is financially he's going to be very busy and
running from one room at the hospital to the next. Guys,
I organized it so you could have your kids grow
up together. I'm a good guy. O my god. Four
worst bloke entry. Congratulations mate. This is the.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Fitzian Wibber with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
We've been talking about this quite a bit lately about
when you know someone in your friendship group who might
be quite promiscuous and doing the wrong thing. Well, you
know the conversation that we've been having that if it's
your friend, yep, you usually are on their side and
you'll say to them, look, we know what's going on,
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stop doing it, or else we're going to have to
tell your partner. Or if it's the other way right,
if you know that their partner is doing it, you
go straight to your friend and you tell them straight up, well.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
If you want to get involved, not everyone does do that?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Do that?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So okay, so this is this has happened within our
friendship growp. Well it's got to do with Berner phones.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So it was.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
James, so burner phone.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
The definition of what a berna phone is. It's the
second it's your other phone. The other can just burn
one day.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So pretty much this is a made of a mate
he has been.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
His wife has found an extra phone in the house.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Where did BJ find it?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
So he's like, She's like, okay, what's this phone got
to do with anything?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
He's freaked out.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Instantly said it's my work phone, because he does travel
quite a bit for work. She said, okay, well, before
I presented this berna phone to you, I've gone through
this phone and the only conversations that you're having in
there are with different women.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I've also trapped where you've been for.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Work over the last month, and it seems to me
that you have a different woman in every place that
you visit for work.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
How are you getting out of this one?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
It's getting to the point where he's like freaking out,
she said, I want to I want out.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I done.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
The friendship group have sort of known about this for
a while, and this is why I brought it up before.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Is that, like, what side do you take?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Everyone knows that he's been doing this for a while,
and she's the last to unfortunately find out he's now gone. Well,
I've been booted out of the home. Can I come
and stay with you? Guys and now friends are going No, mate, sorry,
we're gonna have to side with your wife.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think the most important thing in this situation is
to know that something obviously led to that. There's obviously
a clear breakdown. So if it was a made of mine.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Hang on a second pound.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, so hang on.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So you're saying.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Something wrong with a relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So there's a reason, there's a reason why he's.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Done for an extended period of time.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
If that was my mate, I would think to myself, Okay,
there's something's gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It might be a.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Reason, but it might but it might also just be
a pattern of behavior. Possible, it might be a bit
characteristic of that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Person, of the individual. So I would say, mate, you
can start my place. Let's have a chat about what's
happened to here, because there's something's gone wrong because you
were completely in love with your wife and she was
in love with you, So how have you led to
this behavior?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
I actually think that's very considerate of you, But I
also think that it can it's not all dogs came.
I'm not saying that, But what I am saying is
that this conversation could be airring on the side of
trying to find a reason to blame her for his behavior.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
There's no for cheating, and you can't say that there's
been a relationship problem for you to go and cheat.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But there's never an exclus there might be a reason.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It might be a reason.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Does that help with the No, it doesn't help the
out doesn't, But at least it might be a conversation
worth having with your mate instead of you can't stay here.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh no, You need a human side to this.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Absolutely, he is also a person going through something.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
You've got to be wary of someone with an extra phone,
burner phones, people who walk around with extra phones. Look,
I don't care technology these days. You don't need two phones, can't.
You don't need a work phone and you don't need
a personal phone.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Some people do.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
It must be a horrible feeling, though, when you are
in a relationship with someone and you find an extra phone,
because then your first thought is do I go through
do I confront them?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Do I what do I do?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
How do I open this can of rooms?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why would somebody have a second phone? What did you
find out when you realized they did.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Meil knows a lot about a burn a phone, Tell
us about it, Meil, Yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Found out that my partner of seven years was using
his work phone as a burner phone. And you know,
typical trade calls a lot of builders. But I thought, oh,
you're calling this builder and awful lot. It just didn't
seem right. So went on his Google timeline and could
see every single time that he was at a certain address,
(07:35):
and I knew whose address it was. I didn't really
know her, but I knew of her. So for the
last two years of our seven year relationship, he was
leaving work early, you know, not picking up our son
on time from daycare, and then proceeded to tell me that, oh,
(07:57):
it was nothing physical, thinking, buddy, you don't go to
someone's house at three am for a chat.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh no, you don't quite right. What's what happened? Mel?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
So I was like, you know, I loved him that much,
but I was like, you know, we can fix this,
let's go to counseling. And he's like, nup, can't do it.
And that was it. Seven years of my life down
the drain.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And how old is your son? Mel?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
He is six years old, ever since he was you
know Abe, and.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Then Mel, what is he is he with the other girl?
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Now I have no idea like I don't speak to
him at all. And I think for women out there
as a mental health thing, if you think that someone
is toxic for you, just don't do it.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
Don't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Thank you for sharing great words of advice.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Mel, you look after yourself and your beautiful son.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Here's the story we've been waiting for, Charlotte. What happened
good morning?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I had dropped my phone or broke my phone or
lost my phone, and I asked my family who had
a fair phone. My sister in law had said, oh,
I've got a stair phone.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I'll let you have this phone. So she gave me
the phone willingly. And so the next day I popped
my SIM card in or opened up the phone, and
the first message that you know those old phones, that
it came up with a message. At first mine said
good morning, hers said I love cock. And that was
(09:29):
the first wow moment. And then I kept looking through
this phone because it was still messages. So I had
to look through and there were messages in there from
maybe up to five different men so having a look
through there, reading all the messages, thinking, oh my gosh,
this woman is married to my brother.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What well I got.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Down to Yeah, it gets worse when I got down
to another message. I kept reading it. Looked at the
phone but it was my current partner in law what
I know?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And and your husband.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
It wasn't my husband, it was my partner, so we
weren't married.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
But the time in which she was talking to him,
and this was all happening my brother, her.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Husband was in hospital with cancer.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
So just.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
And so yeah, needless to say, she's now my ex
sister in law. It was horrific.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
That is extraordinary. What did you do?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well?
Speaker 8 (10:37):
I have three people to talk to, my sister in law,
my brother, and my partner. I started with my brother
and said, look, this is what it is, and he's like, no, no, no,
that's not her phone. I've never seen this phone before.
And I had to explain that she gave me the phone.
You saw her give me the phone phone and she
gave me There's no way I could have made that
(10:57):
up because it's it's in part in the past, so
it's not like I could mess each other people.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Who did you speak to you? Next when and then
you and your brother? Who did you go to the Why?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
I went to my partner first because I was like,
you're not You're not getting away from this, You're not escaping.
This is no way. So needless to say, the next
partner as well, So that's great. And then it was
the sister in law. But I made sure I did
that in front of the whole family. My partner and
my brother's wife were there and my whole family, just
(11:29):
so everyone understood the situation.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So you and dad were there.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Absolutely, just to.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Classify that as a third degree burner, that's the harshest
of burns wild.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We're going to need to digest that the fit and
with a with Kate, WHICHI podcast get involved.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Guys, if your parenting style is to lie to your
children to get them to do things that you want them.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Isn't that Is that a style or is that just
being a parent?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Look, I don't think every parent does it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Some people don't lie. I've heard about those families with
the parents have made the commitment to each other as
parents that we simply will not lie.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So when a child asks anything, regardless of what it is,
and I won't talk about the thing that I'm talking
about in my head.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There's a few things throughout the year.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Let just be very honest about it. Well, I don't.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Agree with neither do I. I actually don't agree with that,
but I don't mind this story. I think you may
have done it in your house. We don't know about you, Fitzy,
but get involved if you've done something like it. Thurning
twenty fourteen. It comes from the UK and it's about
a footballer. And now that I'm playing for the men
I Hawks on Saturday, every story I bring to the
show now will be somehow related to football. There's a
(12:42):
guy that plays for Carlile United. He and his wife
Lovely Abbey. They have two children who are five and three,
and he's away a lot, I would imagine traveling.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
With the team, and so as.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Far as their birthdays go, they have decided very early
on in the kid's life span that they're not going
to celebrate the kid's birthdays on the day that the
children were born. They will just pick a date throughout
the year that suits them in the calendar and say
it's your birthday on Saturday. And because daddy's home, no
(13:15):
one is that the kids are none the wiser. But
it does mean that the family can be together to
celebrate and they're not calling dad on the bow.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
So does it change every year they pick it early?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, it changes.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
I'm guessing the football schedule changes when they put out
the whatever it is they put out the schedule.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
But if they want to, if they want the kids
to play footy, this is the thing. What under are
they in? What what's your actual birthday?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well that's exactly right.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
There is going to be a moment, like with any lie,
that it comes undone and people are going to start asking,
you know, what.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Are your what's your star sign?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
I mean, you can't go from being a cancer to
a leo in every year and have people think that
you're saying But.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
A little bit awkward too when you as a birthday
party for your kid one year in February and the
next year you do it in September exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And you have a pool party one year and the
next year you're off to the snow his.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Birthday was in February. Oh, we just sit down and
make it up each year, depending on what fits into
our schedule.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Maybe when they're younger.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
It's it does It's harmless isn't it. And I think
the parents say that they haven't come up against too
much backlash because they're actually doing it so that the
kids can have the family together, and they see that
it can also be the desirable outcome for a birthday.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We had a bit of an issue last night, and
I'm not going to go into details, but I just
wanted to throw a bit of a message out there
for parents. We all need to be on board with
the consistency of lying of lying or or the world
that we live in and the fantasies that can be
created at certain views of the year because some kids
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go to school and say, well, my parents told my
mum told me this, and then obviously that can spread
and then questions are asked.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Very nervous I am about it.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
You finally invited over the biological father of the kids,
which is great.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
This is the thing. He thought it was better for
the family. But eventually the kids are going.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
To find out it was Gary was a taxi driver.
He was on naked attraction.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You've done it for the birthday, though, haven't you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
What lied about the birthday?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Have you lied about the birthday or just put the
party at another time of year.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Jack's party is still coming. I mean his birthday was
in June, but we're organizing that soon. Yeah, because it's
turned into a little bit of we've got to do
that soon.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I think some of the lies are funny, where you say,
if you pick your nose, your finger will fall off.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
We had an uncle Maury who had half a finger,
and I don't know his lies changed because sometimes he
lost his finger because he picked his nose and he
got it right up to the knuckle. And then the
other story was that the tiger over the side fence
bit it off, right, So.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Double lie, yeah, but pick a lie backing lies.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Big one that Met Fitzgerald did to Holly and I
for years was we had a local water park, water
slide park.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
It was called splash Down.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It only had two slides, the Screamer and the Orbiter.
A right, but a dad convinced us that this is
wet and wild, that you're going to wet and what because.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And wild it was? It wild was so it was lying.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
You would see that everyone knew that wett and wild
was on the Gold Coast. But dad convinced us that
every week you are so lucky as kids that you
get to go to wet and wild, right, But then
I would go to school and go, yeah, we went
wet wild again on the weekend, and kids would go,
how do you afford going up to the Gold Coast
every weekend?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Stop lying? What about?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
When you did lie? My dad would say I know
you're lying and threaten on your forehead and I'd run
off to the bathroom to see in the mirror is
it written on my forehead? And I do that now
with my kids At DNB, he wasnt lie.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
He tattooed, let's go to Stephen ridle me. Steve, are
you lying to your children?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Does it work.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
About certain things?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Kate?
Speaker 11 (17:01):
I would say, yes, they do believe it at a
certain age. I've got a couple of stories. One was
my sister in law. She would tell her kids that
chocolate soft drink chips would be so bad to you
that your teeth would fall out, so her kids would
never ever have any, and if they went to parties,
(17:22):
they would always decline on the lolly and thinking these
other kids.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Were crazygiety attack.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Also, when I used to play football, I would get
banged up quite a bit and would tell the kids
that it was a shark attack. Because I didn't like
the beach, so then we would never go, just to
say out of the sun. My tasty white skin couldn't
handle it.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Oh, Steve the fits Whipper with Cape Ridgie podcast.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
We're talking about the out of lying and whether you
use it as far as your parenting style goes in
your house. Maybe you tell your kids their birthday falls
on a different day every year.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
A couple of porcupies, so it.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Suits your schedule. It can backfire though, as they get older.
Jessica and Marsden Park, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Are your lives working.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Well so far?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
We'll wait and see you in a couple of years.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
But we ally is that you get tummy aches and
you start vomiting if you have too much first day cake.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yep, well that can happen, can Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
You sort of you sort of want your kids to
get crookoff lollies at some stage, don't you, Because I
mean I remember eating the Australian.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Equivalent of oreos. Do you know what they were called?
The Delta creams?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
To remember Delta creams.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah, I knocked off a whole packet of Delta cremes.
Have not been able to touch one since.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Is that interesting? Like when I did fourteen Mars bars
that Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Did you really little mini ones?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Or they weren't no fun about those sizes?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Only a year ago as well, which was quite so.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Good morning, Kim in box Hell. What lie do you
tell your kids?
Speaker 9 (19:07):
I used to tell them that the remote, the alarm
centered in the corner room was there and watching them
when it was reda.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It is so scary though, doesn't make you like hyper
vigilant and kind of oh my god, the little red
light comes on.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
NaN's what?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh my god, Jess, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Jess in Penrith. What's the lie that you've been telling
your kids?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Jess?
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I was telling my daughter that when she lies her
nose clothes red sod why I should.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
Cover her notes to be like my nose throwing reds
And then.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
She was ready before really very cute.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I hope you write those things down.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Not bad.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
That is not bad, because then they can't see what
color the noses going see.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Some young people though, do or even adults do when
they lie, they go in red. Do you know those
people that get that rash on the.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I thank you covering I like my jumper. Adam in Avalon, Good.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Morning, Adam, good morning, Kate and teen. How are we
very well? I'm a little embarrassed to be telling you
this but or admitting to it even But when when
my kids were little, we actually told them that Christmas
was a week later, and we told them that reason
so we could go and get everything cheap at the
(20:31):
boxing tails. Yes, and just you know, get everything cheap
and the boy the mad rush.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
You can't do that these days, like with social media
and the news and TV, like people know what's going
on out there in the world.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You can't keep them in the house.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
So the countdown to the morning, like the news is
running footage of Santra and the raindeer is going through
the sky.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Off five years of their life that have no idea
after that. You're probably struggling.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's okay, Adam. I'm sure you did lots of other
lovely parenting.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
There probably not a couple of Mary's for there.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
This is the Fitting and Whip with Kate Richie podcast.
Let's talk allergies.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh my god, you've got another weekend?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Can I just that's a standing ovation for Snitchy.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Because you know what a great song he gets my
emails and I and I without a doubt that he sized.
And my gosh, but the rolling stones Angie to turn
that into allergies world, don't, mate, your a.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Legend, snitchy. You can head off now, mate.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
So Beja and I went to a cafe over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
We love having bread, leaving the kids at home, getting
away and that's we don't really do dinners.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
We'll have a good breakfast Kate, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's a good way to start the day time together,
catch up.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Smashed over, mate.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
So we're sitting next to a family, right, two young
kids there, and that's the reason why we leave the
kids at home because there's these kids were fighting the
whole time. And there was this moment where I looked
over and one of the kids started getting welts on
his face. No right, and he's had an allergic reaction.
(22:34):
And I'm thinking, oh my gosh, I can see it
like his face was starting to swell a little bit
and he was saying to his mom, Mum, it's starting
to burn. She goes, it's okay, We've been through this before.
I'm listening to this conversation, going what And then there
was a moment there where I could see he was
quite uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
And I said to the mother.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
They say okay, and she said, she goes, he loves
the Benoffi milkshake right which which is caramel banana and
those Biscoff biscuits. But she said, he's allergic to the
Biscoff biscuits. But he loves the milkshake so much that
(23:13):
every now and then we run the gauntlet and we
let him have one, and he understands what he's about
to go.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Through, but he loves it, loves the milkshake more.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
But he tolerates the pain. And she looks at me
and she whispers and she goes.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
It's the only time he can tolerate pain, because every
other time he cries. But when he knows he's getting
a Banoffy milkshake risk for the biscuit, he'll put up.
He'll put up with the burning that goes through his
face just to deal with that beautiful caramel banana and
Biscoff biscuit.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It must be, it must be amazed.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think that's what every overweight person deals with on
a daily basis. What do you mean? I love you
so much, but you're bad for me. It's this love
hate where I look in the freezer and I see
that tub of ice cream, and I will I go
through a week of hating myself. But you're not allude
to satistics. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's not really.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Do you remember if it's allergic to dairy or something,
it would be the same thing.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Remember we were in the Quantus Club that time. Fits.
We're about to get on a long haul flight and
my stomach was terrible, and I knew that it had
been abused for a week in la I said, I
can't do it, Fits, I can't get me a beef burger.
I had the beef burger, and I knew it would
have a bad reaction, but I had to have that
beef burger. Do you know what? We nearly missed the flight.
(24:39):
I was on the old for a good hour or so.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
And we're very, very lucky with our job, and Quantous
over the years is looked after it. So when we
go over cas right, we're lucky to get into the
first class lounge. Right for anyone that hasn't been in there.
I walk in there and go, oh my god, this
is like a it's late. It's a restaurant and they
give you a menu, so you sit down and you
(25:03):
can order it. This is where they make mistakes because
they say, yeah, you can order whatever you want, as
much as you want. It's basically all you can eat,
which is a stupid move to say to a man
like Michael Whipfley. So what he does, Kate?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
He eats so much in the first class lounge.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
And then Tommy does it. He gets his glasses champagne
and goes, buddy, he's to you. You know, we did it,
We've got there. Then Kate forgets that when you get
on a plane an hour after take off, they serve
your meals, start feeding you.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
How early do you get to the airport to make
the most of the lounge as soon as the lounge
is open.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
And then he goes, well, I can't just leave this
meal that they've given me.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You get that as well, don't you just get on
and go?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
But then I'd had so much to eat and drink
by the time we ended in la and the only
room available the rest of the rooms weren't ready, was
Fizzy's and I had to go and put myself to bed,
and oh it wasn't too good. Do you know?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
The sad thing is while we're waiting for the bags
at the LA airport. He goes up to the LA
first cast.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You with a with Kate, WHICHI podcast. Now, I want
to talk about hygiene this morning.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You've got a friend who has a hygiene issue.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What actually actually, let me start with the fact.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
And I don't know if this has happened to anybody else,
but I do have a deodorant problem at the moment.
Because I'm not going to say which deodorants, right, but
I haven't used I use a roll on deodorant and
I've used this.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I love it. Where do you use it under a
lot of people use it more than just under their arms.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
I do know some people who have put it under
their arms, under their busies if they are heavier on
the top.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
So that's ariend of yours again.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
No, not me, I'm not heard. I have not heard
for ages.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, someone said it to me the other day.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
I mean not to you know.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
It was just whatever anyway. And so I've been using
the same.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Deodorant for like years and years, and I don't know
what has happened, but I've changed and it just doesn't work.
Is it that your body gets used to using a
particular I think a deodorant anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
That's by the bio. Like, that's not what I want
to talk about.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
This is about the grossness of sharing things in the
house and maybe something you would never share, So give
us a call. Thirteen, twenty fourteen. Some people are weird
about the toothbrush. You shouldn't share toothbrushes with your partner,
for example.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well you would with your family, with your wife or
your husband, you would it.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
And the kids you let them use your toothbrush on
holidays sometimes, don't you.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Well, I think so if you've left it behind, because
they always get you at the airport, don't they if
you've forgotten your toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm a bit funny about the toothbrush. Why But then
Lisa is fine to use my toothbrush, and she will
if she needed to, But then she won't use her
towel if I have accidentally used it. What So, what's
wrong with sharing a towel?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Maybe because you're hairy, so when you use the towel,
your towel would be soaking.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
He needs three towels, he does one for the back.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Anyway, we don't need to go through it. So this mother,
and maybe it's a sign of the times. She doesn't
want to spend a lot of money. Her husband is
disgusted because he's looking for his deodorant.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
One morning, comes into the bathroom. She's in the shower.
Where's mighty odor And she said, like, I don't know
the kids room. He said, oh, that'd be right.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
You know, little Bobby's probably stolen my deodorant again, and
why can't you buy him his own? And she said, well,
I'm not that's his deodorant as well.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
He said, what do you mean.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
She said, well, we've just been We all share our
role on deodorant, which I guess is different to the
spray because there's no contact with that.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But he he's like, just go and spend the money.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
She said, it costs a fortune now, I've just been
googling it does well. A spray cans about ten bucks
and a roll on about three to four dollars if
you're not buying it at the airport.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Obviously, refuse to pay full price for deodorant. You wait
for half priced. There's always for one, police say it,
but then you've got it. You've got to always switch
them up, so you may get Dove one minute, then
you get your rex.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
On a net.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
This is the thing I've got to stick. I've got
to stick with the same one.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I would rather use someone's toothbrush than their role on deodorant.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
No, you wouldn't. I would because I brush in your mouth, well,
not you guys in your mouth.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
But my partner, like a partner or yeah, so the mouth,
you don't. I'm fine with the mouth, but not with
the underarm.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
So you're less concerned with the mouth and the underrup
that is, I'd be the other way around.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
For some reason.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I would find the underarm a little bit weird because
I think of sweat.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
See, I'm not fixed on one deoda and either because
I'll use my something sport, you know. But then I'll
use Lisa's thirty three sexy Boutique bouquet, which I think
she has at the moment.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
She doesn't.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Lisa is never using anything called sexy bo Really, what
was the one you'd use?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't know if it's still on the shelves.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Actually I think it is.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Yeah, And you go into like the gym, in the
gym and it it just it stinks worse than body odors.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
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