April 22, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is the City and with Katelyn ki podcast as good.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Everybody is freaking out with AI being introduced. Is AI
going to take our jobs? One thing that I can
tell you is that technology salaries have boomed. Do you
know what it's also now obviously with your kids, you're
thinking going into the next generation, is it worth them
being on the computer a little bit longer? Because I
mean this is the road that they are going down.
(00:27):
SEK have done a well, They've written down the technology
salaries that have boomed, that are going gangbusters at the moment.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I mean a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Of these jobs have risen from ten percent to up
to twenty percent. You know, it's just your basic ones,
like your cloud engineers they get one hundred and twenty
seven thousand dollars now data engineers.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's a couple of that.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I need to work out job titles because I had
no idea you're going up ten percent. You can now
earn one hundred and sixty seven thousand dollars a year
as a scrum master.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh in Rugby, Well.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't know. I think the Wallaby's need a scrum
master at the moment. Wow winning scrum master. What does
the scrum master. Do scrum at Lassian use a lot
of scrum masters. As a leader who helps a team
use scrum, an agile framework for managing projects.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You can earn one.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hundred and seventy thousand dollars a year if you know
how to use.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Scrum the master of the scrum.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I do love this job title. In thirteen twenty four
to ten. We've spoken about this before, but wanky job
titles that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You've heard before.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've got some beauties that will play for your next
But this is a beauty A solutions architect.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
How has it?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
How have we got through that?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Well, it was the beautiful design from our solutions architect.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You can earn one hundred and seventy six thousand dollars
a year as a solutions architect, an IT professional who
designs and implements technical solutions to meet business needs.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wow, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But I'm not just a normal architect now, I'm a
solutions architect.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Man. There's a lot do you know what? And a
lot of this tech stuff fits like there's been people
that have been doing courses for years and years and
now it's just not required because of AI. So people
that have been writing code. I was on a program
Cursy yesterday, So you can literally write in I want
to build a website, and I want it to have
this title in blue letters with the sunshining in the corner,
(02:32):
and it builds the website. So the code is written
on behalf of your command.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I've got a mate the other day.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
He's freaking out because his company are teaching the employees
how to use AI, and.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He's going, it's only a matter of time.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
They're teaching us how to use it, and then they
will boot us and punt us when they replace.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Us with a year.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
But someone has to have the ideas, and someone needs
to generate the AI so that the AI can't operate
without the human Ryan. So we're going to be okay.
Someone has to command the AI.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I do love job titles, though, when you have confused,
a lot of confusions happen.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
We've had calls on this before.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
These are some of the confusing job titles that people
have at work.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I was just like browsing through and then all of
a sudden, I saw this part of all the logistical relocator.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Essentially, it's just like a delivery driver.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There it is.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
My job title was director of Luxury.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I basically ran a luxury experiancial marketing business.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
I went to Castia to have a look.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All the ladies who serves are ambassadors of the creations tomy.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
What have you got?
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Well, we're guilty of this here at Nova and I've
only just realized this. But Johnny Pierce, you know JP,
who built out beautiful studios.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Around around the country.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Engineer.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
Yeah, his actual title is Senior Solutions Architect.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
He's an architect.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well he's unhadded and seventy six thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I mean, how's this fits? We have a guy here
and his title, how's this is? Executive producer?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hang on, he doesn't produce. He hasn't worked a day
in his life.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Do you like.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
What else has changed in radio? It's content directors now
content director.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
To the program directors.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yes, because it's a broader term.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
So did you mention the receptionist one, the one about
the receptionist, the first director of first impressions?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yep, absolutely, the reception.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's a director of first The job title, what is
the job title that you have heard?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Charmaine and Ashfield tell us about the title oh.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (05:00):
The other day was having a look online at some
jobs because I'm a teacher and beat job for educator
a guest educator kept popping up, and when I looked,
it was actually retail workers for Lululemon.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What was the job title?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Guest educated and educator?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Amazing your job?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
I nearly died.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
I was like, I did a four year degree to
become a teacher, but I could work at Lulu Lemon
as a guest educator.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Wow, excuse me, I've got a return here.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Is there any guest educators.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Around that we can educate you on how to do that? Ryan,
thank you for coming in?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Or Lemon?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Kevin in RaSE men? I? What was the job title? keV?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Hey, guys, there you go in, buddy, that's the right.
I used to be the director of the egg station
back when I was an apprentice, chief director of the
what director of the egg station?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Egg station?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You're in charge of breaking keV? Is that your role?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
That was it?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I used to cook all the envelopes and all fried
eggs for people, flashing chef jacket which had it embroidered
on it. And I used to stand out there every
morning and make everybody their eggs Oh my god, you.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Had you had egg station manager embroidered on your jacket.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Honey, good on your cav honey, honey, I'm off to
look after the egg station. Rocan's given us a call
from Canal's point. You've heard about a role in the government.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What is it, Rogan?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
It's the Director of Happiness.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Awesome. Who is in charge with the director of Happiness?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
What was that? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I wonder who is in charge of the Director of Happiness?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I know, but I did hear through the grapevine that
he got paid a ridiculous amount of money for that
title and you didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Who does he do balloon tricks or juggle?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Or I mean, how do you?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean, what's your season review as the director of Happiness?
Do you get other people around you just to come
in and got you? I'm pretty abby at the moment?
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Comes down, right, job employee surveys of the government.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I'm sure they go fanta, Come on, I did a
funny week on Tuesday, austache on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
This is great. Nick and gray Stones, what was the
job title?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Nick? What's the job title?
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Do you stick attendant?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You drive a truck?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Did you.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Attend. Oh my god, thank god you were good on it, Nickrell.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
And raves me. What's your job title, NoREL.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I like to refer to myself as an e L
e O because I'm an executive Life Enrichment Officer and
that's just managing the family business, making their lives better.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What's the family business, Norell?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, just cooking, cleaning.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
But you know, but family.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Experience can be enriched with the correct bill on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Night in Norell.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Absolutely, I love that title.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Well done.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You need your own business card, Neel? Can we get
Nereell some business cards with that? Plays? Just to hand
out the fits and.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Whip with Richie podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I like.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Nor good spin Bed like him, We go by we Steed.
We don't like a list pros.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Let's get into guys, Sophie and Sint Leonard's welcome to
the show.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
So, morning money.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
What's the name of the sucker that we're talking about is?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So?
Speaker 10 (08:39):
His name is Dave Dangerous Day.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay, how long you been with Dave?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
For two years?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Okay, it's all right, Okay, hold on, okay, So if
you want to start with some pros.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Okay, So prose is he has really good hair, and
that's very important.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Sorry, damn it, amazing hair. You just can't stop looking
at it.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So if you find yourself looking at his hair all
the time, oh yeah, yeah, and that.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Is very important and nice head of hair.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Okay, after a long after he knows I've had a
long day at work, you'll have a bath ready for
me with a glass of wine.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What let's discuss a dream boat?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Does understand that my part is the most important person
to me in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
That who is my cat? Oh? Your cat? What's your
cat's name?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What's your cat's name?
Speaker 8 (09:38):
A Tiara?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Wouldn't mind get after this? I wonder what's on his cons?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So okay, he's got beautiful hair, makes your bath, and
the cat's amazing. All right, let's talk about the cons.
What's bad about Dave?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
He has a really bad taste in music?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Okay? How bad? Does it get?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Like?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Obsessed with?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Is it Alice Cooper?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah? Poison High?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Great song?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Okay, oh great, okay, I like it? So for what else?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
He's obsessed with feet?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Feet?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Fat?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
What's always like always wants to like touch my feet?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Okay, so foot fetish? Would you go as far as
saying foot fetish, yes, I will. Yeah, okay, So can
I ask a very personal question? He doesn't suck a toe?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Does he?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
He tries?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It's interesting, just gone down that far.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, okay, bad taste in music, feet obsession?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
What else you got?
Speaker 11 (10:42):
So he has tattoos of all of his ex's name No,
he doesn't, yep. And he said the other day that
he wanted a tattoo of by names, and I'm like,
that's a bad sign.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Have you asked him if you get them? Layser off off?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Where are.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I'm like on his like arm, Oh my gosh, this
is unbelievable. You don't have any more consor are you
still going?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So?
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Well?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Then I also think that he's a bit narcissistic, but
then he'll do other very natistic things as well.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So yeah, oh my god, I'm so tall and you
had me at the wine and bath, but now I'm
picturing him trying to suck your ties when tattoos is
his X while listening to Alice Cooper.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But you can change that, you know what. Like everyone,
I think couples have different music tastes.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So let's let's completely push that one on the side
the feet one is a little bit weird.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
But if you tell him.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Enough, don't suck my toes, you'll stay away from your feet.
You can get the tattoos removed.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
And then that becomes a girl trying to change a guy,
and you don't want Dave to who's the essence of Dave.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I don't know whether you guys are meant to be together.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
He looks after Tiara. I'm saying, stick with it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
So are you happy with that result?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Okay, I'll keep I'll keep singing for a little while longer.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Give it another year, two years, twelve times, call us
back after that.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
All right, okay, thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh my god, we're helping relationships here. If you're in
a relationship, now, how long has it been? Give us
the pros and cons. We'll tell you if you should
continue it.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We got Maria in Monavile.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Hi, Maria, good morning fifty. Oh my god, I'm talking to.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
And we Marie. I can't believe we're talking about so
Maria from Mona Vale.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Finally, finally she's on the show, and we need to
dissect your relationship.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Maria. What's his name? His name is Jerry, Jerry, Jerry
Jerry It, Maria, I've.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Been married for twenty four years.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Fifty.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You're definitely going to find some cons after twenty four years.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
But Maria, let's tell us the beautiful things about Jerry.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Well, I got to say he's very kind, hardered, He
puts his family first. He works very, very hard.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
What does he do, Maria?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh, he's a pusio, sir great or he does.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
He you know how they don't like to bring their
trade home. Does he crack you back every now and then?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Marina? Does he help you?
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I've got to be really bad before he does it,
though she did.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, he doesn't want to. Yeah. Other pros the pros, Oh,
he's up.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
He's very kind, he's just his family first.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
You've said that parents.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
It's not much pros lacking prose age, Maria.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Is he a good kisser?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Oh, he's a lot of good things.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
In the Buddler, I'm just going to.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Write down Stallion.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, okay, all right, now we're going to we've got
to get onto the negatives.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
We have to get onto the negatives. Unfortunately, what you well,
where do you start?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
The guy blows his nose on his T shirt and
then he just lays the there.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
See, I can understand the football.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
The football is hanky and the bushman's hanky where you
just where you blow it out, but not under your shirt, Maria, No,
he does.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
He's gross. There's there's no, he's gross.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Okay, what else?
Speaker 7 (14:42):
He leaves his socks. He takes his socks and shoes
off and leaves the next to the coffee table, and
then he sits there and scratches his feet.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Lazy, Can I just can I just get back to
him sort of just stuck on the snot on the
T shirt? So will he be sitting on a couch
where he could just get get a tissue to blow
his nose, or where is.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He snotting on his shirt?
Speaker 7 (15:02):
So before he goes to bed, he's got Probably he'll
grab his T shirt from the washing barkster, blow his nose,
puts it back in, and then goes to bed.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
So then the snotty T shirts going into the washing
machine with all the other clothes.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Well, I have to separately with buff Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
No, that's fine, it's going to come clean.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
It's not going to come out clean. It comes out clean.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I have to spray from any other cons.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
Oh, well, like I said, he'll sit and scratch his
feet as farning. He's fart like your fat and bert
at the same time. Yeah, he's very clever that way.
And he's scared a dog, really scared of dog. Okay,
he scared a dog.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
To what point? What's been the funniest moment where he's
seen a dog?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Marek?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Yeah, he'll walks across the road.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
So do you see that is quite emasculating through him.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Got to be a bit of a turn off. So
he's a generally bit of a scaredy cat.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Where you going.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That is?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
So he's been bitten by a dog when he was young,
so I again.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Half his head?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, okay, all right, so what have we got to hear?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
His kind family?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
First, he's a beautiful man, but blows not on his
t shirt, fat and booming, scratches feet, scared of dogs.
But they're the little idiosyncrasies that you love in relationship.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Its basically besides the scared of dog, he's just a bloke,
which we've established, and he's an absolute weapon in the sack.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
So, Maria, I'm going to say that, I'm going to
say that's worth hanging on to absolutely fits.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Do you want a protest. No, twenty four years.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
You've got to go another twenty four years with this man, Maria,
and hopefully he can turn it all around and he
can blow his nose on a dog you never.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Know that sits.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a nover podcast right
shows like this the Nova.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Player via the App Store or Google Play.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
The Nova player
This is the City and with Katelyn ki podcast as good.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Everybody is freaking out with AI being introduced. Is AI
going to take our jobs? One thing that I can
tell you is that technology salaries have boomed. Do you
know what it's also now obviously with your kids, you're
thinking going into the next generation, is it worth them
being on the computer a little bit longer? Because I
mean this is the road that they are going down.
(00:27):
SEK have done a well, They've written down the technology
salaries that have boomed, that are going gangbusters at the moment.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I mean a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Of these jobs have risen from ten percent to up
to twenty percent. You know, it's just your basic ones,
like your cloud engineers they get one hundred and twenty
seven thousand dollars now data engineers.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's a couple of that.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I need to work out job titles because I had
no idea you're going up ten percent. You can now
earn one hundred and sixty seven thousand dollars a year
as a scrum master.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh in Rugby, Well.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't know. I think the Wallaby's need a scrum
master at the moment. Wow winning scrum master. What does
the scrum master. Do scrum at Lassian use a lot
of scrum masters. As a leader who helps a team
use scrum, an agile framework for managing projects.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You can earn one.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hundred and seventy thousand dollars a year if you know
how to use.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Scrum the master of the scrum.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I do love this job title. In thirteen twenty four
to ten. We've spoken about this before, but wanky job
titles that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You've heard before.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've got some beauties that will play for your next
But this is a beauty A solutions architect.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
How has it?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
How have we got through that?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Well, it was the beautiful design from our solutions architect.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You can earn one hundred and seventy six thousand dollars
a year as a solutions architect, an IT professional who
designs and implements technical solutions to meet business needs.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wow, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But I'm not just a normal architect now, I'm a
solutions architect.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Man. There's a lot do you know what? And a
lot of this tech stuff fits like there's been people
that have been doing courses for years and years and
now it's just not required because of AI. So people
that have been writing code. I was on a program
Cursy yesterday, So you can literally write in I want
to build a website, and I want it to have
this title in blue letters with the sunshining in the corner,
(02:32):
and it builds the website. So the code is written
on behalf of your command.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I've got a mate the other day.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
He's freaking out because his company are teaching the employees
how to use AI, and.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He's going, it's only a matter of time.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
They're teaching us how to use it, and then they
will boot us and punt us when they replace.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Us with a year.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
But someone has to have the ideas, and someone needs
to generate the AI so that the AI can't operate
without the human Ryan. So we're going to be okay.
Someone has to command the AI.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I do love job titles, though, when you have confused,
a lot of confusions happen.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
We've had calls on this before.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
These are some of the confusing job titles that people
have at work.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I was just like browsing through and then all of
a sudden, I saw this part of all the logistical relocator.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Essentially, it's just like a delivery driver.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There it is.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
My job title was director of Luxury.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I basically ran a luxury experiancial marketing business.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
I went to Castia to have a look.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All the ladies who serves are ambassadors of the creations tomy.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
What have you got?
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Well, we're guilty of this here at Nova and I've
only just realized this. But Johnny Pierce, you know JP,
who built out beautiful studios.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Around around the country.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Engineer.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
Yeah, his actual title is Senior Solutions Architect.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
He's an architect.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well he's unhadded and seventy six thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I mean, how's this fits? We have a guy here
and his title, how's this is? Executive producer?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hang on, he doesn't produce. He hasn't worked a day
in his life.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Do you like.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
What else has changed in radio? It's content directors now
content director.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
To the program directors.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yes, because it's a broader term.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
So did you mention the receptionist one, the one about
the receptionist, the first director of first impressions?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yep, absolutely, the reception.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's a director of first The job title, what is
the job title that you have heard?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Charmaine and Ashfield tell us about the title oh.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Hi.
Speaker 10 (05:00):
The other day was having a look online at some
jobs because I'm a teacher and beat job for educator
a guest educator kept popping up, and when I looked,
it was actually retail workers for Lululemon.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What was the job title?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Guest educated and educator?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Amazing your job?
Speaker 7 (05:20):
I nearly died.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
I was like, I did a four year degree to
become a teacher, but I could work at Lulu Lemon
as a guest educator.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Wow, excuse me, I've got a return here.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Is there any guest educators.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Around that we can educate you on how to do that? Ryan,
thank you for coming in?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Or Lemon?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Kevin in RaSE men? I? What was the job title? keV?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Hey, guys, there you go in, buddy, that's the right.
I used to be the director of the egg station
back when I was an apprentice, chief director of the
what director of the egg station?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Egg station?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You're in charge of breaking keV? Is that your role?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
That was it?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I used to cook all the envelopes and all fried
eggs for people, flashing chef jacket which had it embroidered
on it. And I used to stand out there every
morning and make everybody their eggs Oh my god, you.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Had you had egg station manager embroidered on your jacket.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Honey, good on your cav honey, honey, I'm off to
look after the egg station. Rocan's given us a call
from Canal's point. You've heard about a role in the government.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What is it, Rogan?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
It's the Director of Happiness.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Awesome. Who is in charge with the director of Happiness?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
What was that? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I wonder who is in charge of the Director of Happiness?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I know, but I did hear through the grapevine that
he got paid a ridiculous amount of money for that
title and you didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Who does he do balloon tricks or juggle?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Or I mean, how do you?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean, what's your season review as the director of Happiness?
Do you get other people around you just to come
in and got you? I'm pretty abby at the moment?
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Comes down, right, job employee surveys of the government.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I'm sure they go fanta, Come on, I did a
funny week on Tuesday, austache on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
This is great. Nick and gray Stones, what was the
job title?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Nick? What's the job title?
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Do you stick attendant?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You drive a truck?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Did you.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Attend. Oh my god, thank god you were good on it, Nickrell.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
And raves me. What's your job title, NoREL.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I like to refer to myself as an e L
e O because I'm an executive Life Enrichment Officer and
that's just managing the family business, making their lives better.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What's the family business, Norell?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, just cooking, cleaning.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
But you know, but family.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Experience can be enriched with the correct bill on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Night in Norell.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Absolutely, I love that title.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Well done.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You need your own business card, Neel? Can we get
Nereell some business cards with that? Plays? Just to hand
out the fits and.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Whip with Richie podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I like.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Nor good spin Bed like him, We go by we Steed.
We don't like a list pros.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Let's get into guys, Sophie and Sint Leonard's welcome to
the show.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
So, morning money.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
What's the name of the sucker that we're talking about is?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So?
Speaker 10 (08:39):
His name is Dave Dangerous Day.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay, how long you been with Dave?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
For two years?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Okay, it's all right, Okay, hold on, okay, So if
you want to start with some pros.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Okay, So prose is he has really good hair, and
that's very important.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Sorry, damn it, amazing hair. You just can't stop looking
at it.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So if you find yourself looking at his hair all
the time, oh yeah, yeah, and that.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Is very important and nice head of hair.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Okay, after a long after he knows I've had a
long day at work, you'll have a bath ready for
me with a glass of wine.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What let's discuss a dream boat?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Does understand that my part is the most important person
to me in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
That who is my cat? Oh? Your cat? What's your
cat's name?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
What's your cat's name?
Speaker 8 (09:38):
A Tiara?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Wouldn't mind get after this? I wonder what's on his cons?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So okay, he's got beautiful hair, makes your bath, and
the cat's amazing. All right, let's talk about the cons.
What's bad about Dave?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
He has a really bad taste in music?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Okay? How bad? Does it get?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Like?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Obsessed with?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Is it Alice Cooper?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah? Poison High?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Great song?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Okay, oh great, okay, I like it? So for what else?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
He's obsessed with feet?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Feet?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Fat?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
What's always like always wants to like touch my feet?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Okay, so foot fetish? Would you go as far as
saying foot fetish, yes, I will. Yeah, okay, So can
I ask a very personal question? He doesn't suck a toe?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Does he?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
He tries?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It's interesting, just gone down that far.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, okay, bad taste in music, feet obsession?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
What else you got?
Speaker 11 (10:42):
So he has tattoos of all of his ex's name No,
he doesn't, yep. And he said the other day that
he wanted a tattoo of by names, and I'm like,
that's a bad sign.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Have you asked him if you get them? Layser off off?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Where are.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I'm like on his like arm, Oh my gosh, this
is unbelievable. You don't have any more consor are you
still going?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So?
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Well?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Then I also think that he's a bit narcissistic, but
then he'll do other very natistic things as well.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So yeah, oh my god, I'm so tall and you
had me at the wine and bath, but now I'm
picturing him trying to suck your ties when tattoos is
his X while listening to Alice Cooper.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But you can change that, you know what. Like everyone,
I think couples have different music tastes.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So let's let's completely push that one on the side
the feet one is a little bit weird.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
But if you tell him.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Enough, don't suck my toes, you'll stay away from your feet.
You can get the tattoos removed.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
And then that becomes a girl trying to change a guy,
and you don't want Dave to who's the essence of Dave.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I don't know whether you guys are meant to be together.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
He looks after Tiara. I'm saying, stick with it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
So are you happy with that result?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Okay, I'll keep I'll keep singing for a little while longer.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Give it another year, two years, twelve times, call us
back after that.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
All right, okay, thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh my god, we're helping relationships here. If you're in
a relationship, now, how long has it been? Give us
the pros and cons. We'll tell you if you should
continue it.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We got Maria in Monavile.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Hi, Maria, good morning fifty. Oh my god, I'm talking to.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
And we Marie. I can't believe we're talking about so
Maria from Mona Vale.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Finally, finally she's on the show, and we need to
dissect your relationship.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Maria. What's his name? His name is Jerry, Jerry, Jerry
Jerry It, Maria, I've.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Been married for twenty four years.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Fifty.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You're definitely going to find some cons after twenty four years.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
But Maria, let's tell us the beautiful things about Jerry.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Well, I got to say he's very kind, hardered, He
puts his family first. He works very, very hard.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
What does he do, Maria?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh, he's a pusio, sir great or he does.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
He you know how they don't like to bring their
trade home. Does he crack you back every now and then?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Marina? Does he help you?
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I've got to be really bad before he does it,
though she did.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, he doesn't want to. Yeah. Other pros the pros, Oh,
he's up.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
He's very kind, he's just his family first.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
You've said that parents.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
It's not much pros lacking prose age, Maria.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Is he a good kisser?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Oh, he's a lot of good things.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
In the Buddler, I'm just going to.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Write down Stallion.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, okay, all right, now we're going to we've got
to get onto the negatives.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
We have to get onto the negatives. Unfortunately, what you well,
where do you start?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
The guy blows his nose on his T shirt and
then he just lays the there.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
See, I can understand the football.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
The football is hanky and the bushman's hanky where you
just where you blow it out, but not under your shirt, Maria, No,
he does.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
He's gross. There's there's no, he's gross.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Okay, what else?
Speaker 7 (14:42):
He leaves his socks. He takes his socks and shoes
off and leaves the next to the coffee table, and
then he sits there and scratches his feet.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Lazy, Can I just can I just get back to
him sort of just stuck on the snot on the
T shirt? So will he be sitting on a couch
where he could just get get a tissue to blow
his nose, or where is.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He snotting on his shirt?
Speaker 7 (15:02):
So before he goes to bed, he's got Probably he'll
grab his T shirt from the washing barkster, blow his nose,
puts it back in, and then goes to bed.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
So then the snotty T shirts going into the washing
machine with all the other clothes.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Well, I have to separately with buff Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
No, that's fine, it's going to come clean.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
It's not going to come out clean. It comes out clean.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I have to spray from any other cons.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
Oh, well, like I said, he'll sit and scratch his
feet as farning. He's fart like your fat and bert
at the same time. Yeah, he's very clever that way.
And he's scared a dog, really scared of dog. Okay,
he scared a dog.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
To what point? What's been the funniest moment where he's
seen a dog?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Marek?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Yeah, he'll walks across the road.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
So do you see that is quite emasculating through him.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Got to be a bit of a turn off. So
he's a generally bit of a scaredy cat.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Where you going.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
That is?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
So he's been bitten by a dog when he was young,
so I again.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Half his head?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, okay, all right, so what have we got to hear?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
His kind family?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
First, he's a beautiful man, but blows not on his
t shirt, fat and booming, scratches feet, scared of dogs.
But they're the little idiosyncrasies that you love in relationship.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Its basically besides the scared of dog, he's just a bloke,
which we've established, and he's an absolute weapon in the sack.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
So, Maria, I'm going to say that, I'm going to
say that's worth hanging on to absolutely fits.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Do you want a protest. No, twenty four years.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
You've got to go another twenty four years with this man, Maria,
and hopefully he can turn it all around and he
can blow his nose on a dog you never.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Know that sits.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a nover podcast right
shows like this the Nova.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Player via the App Store or Google Play.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
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