April 21, 2025 • 11 mins
Chrissie attempted a flirting technique called "Sticky Eyes" and did not get the result she wanted, you will have to listen to find out why she has sworn to just be single forever...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Is.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It fits in with Kate Winki podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I think one of the greatest day sleeps that you
can ever have is you can get a kip in
on the job while you're working without a doubt. You know,
when you're just in the car and you've pulled the
car over, or there might be a moment when you're
in the office and the sun hits you through the
window and you just go, this is just a perfect
time to have an ever a Kipane twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Have you fall wherever you fall on asleep on the job.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Before you know, when you get so tired, those blinks
become long and you think to yourself, nothing else matters anymore,
Like it actually doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
This sleep is everything that needs to happen right now, and.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
I don't care where I am.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
You've been a right in the office lately. I think
Lisa's still getting it at home doing it quite a bit.
But you're a big offic sleeper.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I'm not afraid of it.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
The minute the feet go up or I turn my
chair onto the side, I'm gone. I'm absolutely gone.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well it's yeah, I suppose I reckon the last fifteen
minutes to the show.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You have a great kipp as well. We don't hear
from you much.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Happened to Tommy the other day. We were sleeping together
in the office.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Weren't we a little drift? He does a kid had
it wrong? So we were sleeping together. Tommy, you were
you on the note, were big night or what? But
you did get a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Rested my head on your head on my chest. You
could hear my heart beat. Beautiful moment we fell asleep
together on the floor. Wonderful with the pants on. What
about a dishwasher technician?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right, so you're laying down, tough one because you've got
to get right in there. So you're laying down in
somebody's kitchen. Not a not a bad moment to have
a kid.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Now, this is it.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
I think it's been taken down on brown cardigan because
the guy must have some sleep apnea issues. But he
the mother, the mother that was looking after the two
children that were there, she just couldn't believe it. So
she took a video of the dishwasher technician in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Have a listen.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Oh jeez, he just she just needs to fart for
that video to be complete.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
She was charged two thousand dollars for the four hours
that he was there doing the job.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I wonder how long into the job was it for
the repair man when he had a little bit of
a look. But I don't reckon he was on his
side for long down there. That fits before he fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
There ain't twenty fourteen if you have fallen asleep on
the job.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The other one that I would love to ask if
you work in a in a bed factory, do you
work somewhere where there's actually beds in there? And if
it's quiet on the day, Oh does the boss lead? Yeah,
just during lunch to have a fifteen minute kip.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Working for a mattress business and you've turned up however,
oh god, you need a chicken burg of lunch. You'd
have a coke as well, and the next you know,
you'd be full spread on one of the Queen's size
king size mattresses.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, and then you could trial every bed in the
whole place, and then you get to choose, and then
youssive you a discount on a mattress.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
At the end, Tommy's in Bankstown, you followed a slap
at work, Tommy, Hi boy, good many what happened.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
So what I used to do was I was a
furnish a delivery driver.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
We used to go to the depot in Liverpool at
six in the morning and then our top off in Bondie.
So it was actually a routine accidental. I'd fall asleep
every day for an hour to catch up on sleep.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, so tell me what time was that? What time
were you doing it?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
On the furniture that you were moving, Tommy, is that
what you were doing?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
No happening? Was there was I think called an offstarle,
which is the gun that sits in the passenger seat
and helps offload. Yep, that way that was me. So
one of the guys driving beyond the Bombo, I'll take
my one hour up and he just wake me up.
We get to the first job.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I see. That's you know, that's a good boss. Not
many blokes would do that. Let the young fella have
a bit of a kip on the way to work.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Love it, Tommy, Heidi in Campbelltown, you fell asleep at work?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Where do you work?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well?
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Years ago I worked in an avatoire and I was
on suitable duties because I'd had a back injury, so
they put me in a cold room. You keep an
eye on boxes going along a conveyor belt and make
sure they didn't fall off. But it was so cold
in there, like I don't know minus six one or
seven degrees that I fell asleep while watching the boxes
(04:39):
and they fell off, and I woke up to them
all over the ground with meat everywhere.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Haidy covered in meat.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Again, those boxes didn't hit you. You could have frozen the
once you fall asleep in that in the icy cold.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
I ended up quite ill from it from being in that,
and that was like a kid infection. Oh my god,
it's always so damn cold in there. Fro I still
had warm clothes on, but I just froze.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Isn't the cold supposed to keep you awake, didn't it, Tommy?
That's what you told us. Dave let him and used
to do with the show.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Yeah, he used to drop a temperature to around about
sort of fifteen degrees or everyone was cold, so they
would clap harder to warm themselves up.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, guys, while you're clapping, nothing was fun, nothing's going on.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Ah, you freezing, that's right. So maybe here we start
dropping the temperature. And so you saw everyone in the
crowd just wearing a huge pa.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
There they're freezing or keeper going just they're freezing right now, Tommy, Sorry, guys,
I know it's cold in here.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's freezing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
This is the fitz Whiper with Cape Ritchie podcast. You know,
I don't have a boyfriend or a husband or anything.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You know, do you someone that we know of?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
God, you're so sweet. No, do you know what? I
don't think I want one. I don't think I want.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
What do you want?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, I've got a Dave from Penrith on the line.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Do you know what. I just think it's not for me.
I don't think it's for me. I don't even it
doesn't cross my mind for it. I do love to kiss,
I do, but I'm so busy having fun with my
kids and you and my afternoon showing cooking. Yes, I
just got a brand new pair of secrets. Man. I mean,
(06:34):
I'm married, but I think I mean, you know, obviously
computers and phones and stuff know your marital situation. And
I was I was shown a little video about how
to flirt, and I mean, I do not know how
(06:56):
to flirt, and I'm not sure I really want to learn.
But I watched this and it stuck with me.
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Pick your target. You stare at them until they look
back at you. Once you make eye contact, you look
away like you've been cut. The next time that you
look at them and they meet your eyes again, don't
look away. Let them break first, because they're going to
check to see if were you really looking at me?
And this time you're going to have to hold it
uncomfortably long. They have to look away first for this
to work. Once they look away, you never look at
(07:25):
them again, and in about forty five seconds, they will
be right in front of you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, So it's called sticky eyes. It's called sticky eyes.
And this girl was saying it has never failed. And
in fact, she was out for lunch with her friends
and she was talking about her flirtation method, sticky eyes,
and she goes, oh, I'm going to show you how
it works. And she did it. You know, she found
a target, looked at them, met their gaze, looked away,
(07:53):
met their gaze again, and then did not look away,
and then bang. The guy that she was looking at
turned up at the table and she said, they sort
of seemed dazed. They don't know why they're there, but
it's because of sticky eyes. And yeah, so this was
fresh in my mind the other day when I was
(08:14):
on my way to do the Fruit and Veg show.
I just listened to it and I had to stop
because I'm obsessed at the moment with a pickled carrot
tarigan and smoked chicken from the supermarket. I had this.
I was armed with this new information. And the other
problem with me is not only do I not think
about being in a relationship or anything less than that,
(08:35):
I also don't I'm not always roving. I'm not a
roving eye. I'm not going, oh, what do you think
do I? Would I sleep with that guy? Would I
kiss that guy? Whatever? It just doesn't cross my mind
very very occasionally. Anyway, I pull up out the front
of my Fruit and Veg store and I'm onto Tarigan
and I'm walking in, and I see a guy sitting
(08:57):
outside the and and to my surprise, I think that
guy is pleasing to my eyes. And he was a
handsome man, which never happens. Then couple that with my
fresh sticky eye knowledge, I thought they're going to give
it a go. I'm got a bloody t do. So
(09:21):
I'm walking in and I rearranged my bum bag. I
put it to the side, put it to the side,
just in case that's a deal breaker, you know, and
Max is on as well I did it. I didn't,
but I should have. Anyway, Walking in and I do
(09:41):
the sticky eye, I look at him and he looks
at me, and then I go, oh my god, it's
so fast. Step one's working. And then I follow the
steps and then I go, well, that was all very nice,
but I do have to get tarigan. So I went
went into the shop and I bought the tarigan, and
I came out and he was still there. He was
sitting on you now, sometimes outside little shopping centers they've
got like a low like a bench, sort of coffee
(10:04):
cable situation. He was sitting there with a friend having
a chat. Anyway, I finish off the last step of
the sticky eye, and it's going well, it's going really well.
And then I just look a bit closer at him,
and I realize that, see, this is why I can't
be trusted. I don't I'm not good at the choosing
(10:28):
and the long term ramifications of those choices. And I
noticed that he was about to swig from like a
two or three liter iced coffee, you know, bottle, and
I was like, that's an unusual beverage to have on
your lunch break. And then I look closer and he
had a sleeping bag. And anyway, I was doing sticky
(10:53):
eyes with a homeless guy.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And that is and how having at your house for
you know, three.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Nights, it's going really really well.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, because there's a slim chance you thought maybe he's undercover.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Boss, I cannot be trusted. That is the end of
my sickiestage. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Sits in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast
walk great shows like this.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Download the Nova Player by the app Store or Google
playing the Nova Player
Is.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It fits in with Kate Winki podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I think one of the greatest day sleeps that you
can ever have is you can get a kip in
on the job while you're working without a doubt. You know,
when you're just in the car and you've pulled the
car over, or there might be a moment when you're
in the office and the sun hits you through the
window and you just go, this is just a perfect
time to have an ever a Kipane twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Have you fall wherever you fall on asleep on the job.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Before you know, when you get so tired, those blinks
become long and you think to yourself, nothing else matters anymore,
Like it actually doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
This sleep is everything that needs to happen right now, and.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
I don't care where I am.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
You've been a right in the office lately. I think
Lisa's still getting it at home doing it quite a bit.
But you're a big offic sleeper.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I'm not afraid of it.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
The minute the feet go up or I turn my
chair onto the side, I'm gone. I'm absolutely gone.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well it's yeah, I suppose I reckon the last fifteen
minutes to the show.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You have a great kipp as well. We don't hear
from you much.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Happened to Tommy the other day. We were sleeping together
in the office.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Weren't we a little drift? He does a kid had
it wrong? So we were sleeping together. Tommy, you were
you on the note, were big night or what? But
you did get a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Rested my head on your head on my chest. You
could hear my heart beat. Beautiful moment we fell asleep
together on the floor. Wonderful with the pants on. What
about a dishwasher technician?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right, so you're laying down, tough one because you've got
to get right in there. So you're laying down in
somebody's kitchen. Not a not a bad moment to have
a kid.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Now, this is it.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
I think it's been taken down on brown cardigan because
the guy must have some sleep apnea issues. But he
the mother, the mother that was looking after the two
children that were there, she just couldn't believe it. So
she took a video of the dishwasher technician in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Have a listen.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Oh jeez, he just she just needs to fart for
that video to be complete.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
She was charged two thousand dollars for the four hours
that he was there doing the job.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I wonder how long into the job was it for
the repair man when he had a little bit of
a look. But I don't reckon he was on his
side for long down there. That fits before he fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
There ain't twenty fourteen if you have fallen asleep on
the job.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The other one that I would love to ask if
you work in a in a bed factory, do you
work somewhere where there's actually beds in there? And if
it's quiet on the day, Oh does the boss lead? Yeah,
just during lunch to have a fifteen minute kip.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Working for a mattress business and you've turned up however,
oh god, you need a chicken burg of lunch. You'd
have a coke as well, and the next you know,
you'd be full spread on one of the Queen's size
king size mattresses.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, and then you could trial every bed in the
whole place, and then you get to choose, and then
youssive you a discount on a mattress.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
At the end, Tommy's in Bankstown, you followed a slap
at work, Tommy, Hi boy, good many what happened.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
So what I used to do was I was a
furnish a delivery driver.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
We used to go to the depot in Liverpool at
six in the morning and then our top off in Bondie.
So it was actually a routine accidental. I'd fall asleep
every day for an hour to catch up on sleep.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, so tell me what time was that? What time
were you doing it?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
On the furniture that you were moving, Tommy, is that
what you were doing?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
No happening? Was there was I think called an offstarle,
which is the gun that sits in the passenger seat
and helps offload. Yep, that way that was me. So
one of the guys driving beyond the Bombo, I'll take
my one hour up and he just wake me up.
We get to the first job.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I see. That's you know, that's a good boss. Not
many blokes would do that. Let the young fella have
a bit of a kip on the way to work.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Love it, Tommy, Heidi in Campbelltown, you fell asleep at work?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Where do you work?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well?
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Years ago I worked in an avatoire and I was
on suitable duties because I'd had a back injury, so
they put me in a cold room. You keep an
eye on boxes going along a conveyor belt and make
sure they didn't fall off. But it was so cold
in there, like I don't know minus six one or
seven degrees that I fell asleep while watching the boxes
(04:39):
and they fell off, and I woke up to them
all over the ground with meat everywhere.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Haidy covered in meat.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Again, those boxes didn't hit you. You could have frozen the
once you fall asleep in that in the icy cold.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
I ended up quite ill from it from being in that,
and that was like a kid infection. Oh my god,
it's always so damn cold in there. Fro I still
had warm clothes on, but I just froze.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Isn't the cold supposed to keep you awake, didn't it, Tommy?
That's what you told us. Dave let him and used
to do with the show.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Yeah, he used to drop a temperature to around about
sort of fifteen degrees or everyone was cold, so they
would clap harder to warm themselves up.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, guys, while you're clapping, nothing was fun, nothing's going on.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Ah, you freezing, that's right. So maybe here we start
dropping the temperature. And so you saw everyone in the
crowd just wearing a huge pa.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
There they're freezing or keeper going just they're freezing right now, Tommy, Sorry, guys,
I know it's cold in here.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's freezing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
This is the fitz Whiper with Cape Ritchie podcast. You know,
I don't have a boyfriend or a husband or anything.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You know, do you someone that we know of?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
God, you're so sweet. No, do you know what? I
don't think I want one. I don't think I want.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
What do you want?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, I've got a Dave from Penrith on the line.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Do you know what. I just think it's not for me.
I don't think it's for me. I don't even it
doesn't cross my mind for it. I do love to kiss,
I do, but I'm so busy having fun with my
kids and you and my afternoon showing cooking. Yes, I
just got a brand new pair of secrets. Man. I mean,
(06:34):
I'm married, but I think I mean, you know, obviously
computers and phones and stuff know your marital situation. And
I was I was shown a little video about how
to flirt, and I mean, I do not know how
(06:56):
to flirt, and I'm not sure I really want to learn.
But I watched this and it stuck with me.
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Pick your target. You stare at them until they look
back at you. Once you make eye contact, you look
away like you've been cut. The next time that you
look at them and they meet your eyes again, don't
look away. Let them break first, because they're going to
check to see if were you really looking at me?
And this time you're going to have to hold it
uncomfortably long. They have to look away first for this
to work. Once they look away, you never look at
(07:25):
them again, and in about forty five seconds, they will
be right in front of you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, So it's called sticky eyes. It's called sticky eyes.
And this girl was saying it has never failed. And
in fact, she was out for lunch with her friends
and she was talking about her flirtation method, sticky eyes,
and she goes, oh, I'm going to show you how
it works. And she did it. You know, she found
a target, looked at them, met their gaze, looked away,
(07:53):
met their gaze again, and then did not look away,
and then bang. The guy that she was looking at
turned up at the table and she said, they sort
of seemed dazed. They don't know why they're there, but
it's because of sticky eyes. And yeah, so this was
fresh in my mind the other day when I was
(08:14):
on my way to do the Fruit and Veg show.
I just listened to it and I had to stop
because I'm obsessed at the moment with a pickled carrot
tarigan and smoked chicken from the supermarket. I had this.
I was armed with this new information. And the other
problem with me is not only do I not think
about being in a relationship or anything less than that,
(08:35):
I also don't I'm not always roving. I'm not a
roving eye. I'm not going, oh, what do you think
do I? Would I sleep with that guy? Would I
kiss that guy? Whatever? It just doesn't cross my mind
very very occasionally. Anyway, I pull up out the front
of my Fruit and Veg store and I'm onto Tarigan
and I'm walking in, and I see a guy sitting
(08:57):
outside the and and to my surprise, I think that
guy is pleasing to my eyes. And he was a
handsome man, which never happens. Then couple that with my
fresh sticky eye knowledge, I thought they're going to give
it a go. I'm got a bloody t do. So
(09:21):
I'm walking in and I rearranged my bum bag. I
put it to the side, put it to the side,
just in case that's a deal breaker, you know, and
Max is on as well I did it. I didn't,
but I should have. Anyway, Walking in and I do
(09:41):
the sticky eye, I look at him and he looks
at me, and then I go, oh my god, it's
so fast. Step one's working. And then I follow the
steps and then I go, well, that was all very nice,
but I do have to get tarigan. So I went
went into the shop and I bought the tarigan, and
I came out and he was still there. He was
sitting on you now, sometimes outside little shopping centers they've
got like a low like a bench, sort of coffee
(10:04):
cable situation. He was sitting there with a friend having
a chat. Anyway, I finish off the last step of
the sticky eye, and it's going well, it's going really well.
And then I just look a bit closer at him,
and I realize that, see, this is why I can't
be trusted. I don't I'm not good at the choosing
(10:28):
and the long term ramifications of those choices. And I
noticed that he was about to swig from like a
two or three liter iced coffee, you know, bottle, and
I was like, that's an unusual beverage to have on
your lunch break. And then I look closer and he
had a sleeping bag. And anyway, I was doing sticky
(10:53):
eyes with a homeless guy.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And that is and how having at your house for
you know, three.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Nights, it's going really really well.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, because there's a slim chance you thought maybe he's undercover.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Boss, I cannot be trusted. That is the end of
my sickiestage. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Sits in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast
walk great shows like this.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Download the Nova Player by the app Store or Google
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