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September 30, 2025 10 mins

Remember when Fitzy’s wife almost killed him? By accident of course... wink wink! But Wippa also had an emergency of his own with some chilli!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast,
How Things at Home?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Buddy, you've got a feeling that your partner's trying to
kill you. No, it's there's been a couple of moments
where I've looked, look, I've changed up a few things
with my sleeping.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I put a pillow over my head.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
She does. We've been trying for years.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
So what it does.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It cuts out all the noise around me, and I've
been getting a better sleep. But unfortunately, because I'm getting
a better sleep, that means apparently I'm snoring more.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
So hang on a minute. Are you one pillow under
the head, one pillow over in a pillow sandwich?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, right, Yes, I'll have a pillow over at the
top of my head on my other ear.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Some people think about using earplugs.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
As a yes, now, I actually find it really comfortable
having a pillow on your head. So there's been a
couple So I've waken up a couple of times whip
and my wife's not in bed. She's gone down into
the spare bedroom because of my snoring.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Then I'm a couch.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
The other night, there was a moment where we were
watching something on the couch, and she looked at her
and she was staring at me. And you know what,
there's a lot of people out there probably going, oh,
that's beautiful, your wife staring at you. But she sort
of had an evil look on her face.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Do you know That's why they call it a death stair?
You do realize that day, is it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Death stare?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
She's thinking about I just didn't know you.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I didn't know what was ticking, what was you gone?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
They just thinking that couch would look beautiful without you?
Are it?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Then the other night, I I've got a sore back
and it's and I've I've hid a nerve in my back. Right,
I've done something to my back. I've got a knot
in my back and every time I turned my head
to the left, I've just got this sharp pain that
goes all the way up to my neck.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
There's a knot in my back.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
So I said to BJ, I said, honey, can you
grab the massage gun? I need you to do. There's
like a knot in my back that I need you
to get out. She didn't con and all I heard
was all I heard was this, and off she went,
and I thought, oh, this is great.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
She's doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So I lay down on the carpet in the bedroom
and she goes hell for leather right for about five minutes,
and then I'm like, Okay, no worries, wasn't I went
to bed really saw that night and it didn't really
didn't really work.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Woke up for work the next morning and I jump.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Into the shower and I have this pain down my
back and I realized that my.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Wife's trying to kill me.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Give me a long hang on a minute, shirt off,
guys had off, shirt off, headphones off. Oh what is that?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Taking so much skin off my back? It looks like
a tattoo. The massage gun.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh my god, that looks like a bird. That's like
and do you know what?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I realized she she was doing that.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
She would have seen what ye she was doing.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
But she's gone hard.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
She would have seen it start to bleed, and still
she wants she kept pounding, didn't she? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I just and like I said, I've got a mushroom
pie for lunch today.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I don't know what's going on with my wife. I
don't know what's happening.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Were you instructing her? You're on the spot, keep going, please,
or did she go this we'll fix it?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, you just just before we went to ash at
the seven o'clock news.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
There you just did.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
What's the sign that your relationship is due?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, maybe the four layers of skin she's taken off
my back could be a sign.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
And did she wake up the next morning? Go hi? Ryan?
How are you?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Tommy? Where do you register for the singles party?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
It's not too late, they were too late.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Hey, let's talk about Mother's Day. It's been excited to
get our place. My wife does a bit on social media,
Ryan James, So quite often I'll sit at home on
the couch falling asleep. And then.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Are you the official photographer at home?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Boyfriends of Instagram? Yeah, husbands of Instagram. And I'm also
the receiver of anything sent to the house, the freebies
that might arrive awesome yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That we've always loved being a receiver.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes, captain receiver, they call me. Will take anything. And
the doorbell rang and I took a parcel. I had
some food, some champagne and everything from other state. Also
included some Chili's which was great. So put it on
the kitchen bench. Kids came home, we started playing around.
I didn't know what they were doing. Jack had gone
missing for about twenty minutes. I said, what are you
doing over there? Mate? He said, well, Ted made dinner

(04:24):
for everybody last week, so I thought I could cook
something tonight. And I went great. I had no idea
what he was doing. I couldn't see. He's chopping up
a chili. Great order an awesome toy. There's so many
things to play with at our place. There's so many
bits of plastic that you can throw around.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Once it's on the skin, though, it can go anywhere.
What happened?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
He had no idea, and I went, okay, you need
to wash your hands immediately, trust me, right now, Jack,
put the knife down, get up from the table, and
go and wash your hands.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
He starts crying. Wipe, no, stop crying. Wipe your hands
with you with your fingers. Wipe your eyes, Wipe your eyes,
wipe your eyes.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
What does? He goes into the bathroom decides to take
a Wii before wiping his hands, and I said, mate,
I've been there. I started dating this girl and we
went round to her friend's place for dinner. I jumped
into the kitchen and chopped the chili, went for a
wi Half an hour later, I'm back there with the

(05:20):
old fella in the sink, running cold water over my gosh?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
What's it like to when it's on fire? Tom, luck
is it?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'm not going into that kind of stuff and m I.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Use chilis though, but it's flammable stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
So yeah, absolutely, you see your doctor if papersists. Yeah,
Jack's now in tears. So we go from holding is
Wally doing a Wii to then washing his hands to
realizing that his crotch was on fire and then trying
to wipe the tears from his Oh man, this is
getting worse and worse. Go upstairs, get in the shower now.
So we had a cold shower at about four o'clock yesterday.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
What was the meal he prepared?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
It didn't make it to the table. I can tell
you that right now. It got wiped straight into the
bin and we got some takeaway fish and chips. I'd
like to know, Tom thirteen, twenty four to ten. Chili disaster,
Absolute chili disaster. When did you realize it was on
your hands and then you may have done something? Did
it end up in your eyes. What happened due to
a chili? Kelly from Kellyville. What happened to you, Kelly

(06:27):
from Kellyville.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Ah, I was chopping chili's to make dinner and I've
had a cut in my hands. The pain actually so
it went into the cut in my hand, and the
pain from the chili shot up through my arm into
my elbow like wicked tennis elbow.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh it's lethal stuff, Isn't it unbelievable?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Can we go back to You've got your own suburbs?
That is unbelievable? I mean, did people laugh about that?
What does your friendship group say about this?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I try and find all friends now with names of
the suburbs.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Imagine having Tomville or whip Aville.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
What we should do is find out all the names
that are built into suburbs, so it's like Kelly from Kellyville,
and then put together grassroots groups of people. All the
Kellys can get together in Kellyville.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Probably be better than the Sue in Cronulla. What happened
at the city to serve?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
So Hi guys? Anyway, I had this cream that you
put on your legs, like, you know, if you like,
like a JP sort of thing. It's actually made out
of capsican and chili's and it activates once you once
you heat up, So just before City to serve, but
I'll just go to the toilet like a nervous where

(07:43):
as you do. Didn't think anything of it. Started City
to Serve, then all of a sudden, the gates of
hell down there.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Oh no, it was on your handles.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
And the more that you heat up, so the worse
it gets.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, because like my my pair and that had dragged
some of the stuff like the cream, oh firecrotch.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
You had the old heart heartbreak crutch, did you so?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I had to stop at one of those portloos take
off the yundies, through them away, and I walked out
and looked like I wet my peas.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
It looks like a disaster, really really awkward when you're
running past the gatorade station picking up pups and tipping
it down the front of your pants, isn't.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It exactly exactly? We'll need to say that that that
thing's now in the bin. It went straight in the bin.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
When I got home.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
I've had to sacrifice a few pairs of undies around
Bond and we.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
All Emily and Narrabine. Where did the chili end up?

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Good morning, guys, go on it. I was on about
a third or fourth date with a guy and we
went out to pizza. He chose pepperoni, you do and
he uh, we came back home. The date went well,
so obviously things are going well. Thing's got a bit risky,
as you can imagine. The date ended with a bag

(09:03):
of frozen peas, so so he.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Had pepperoni on his hands?

Speaker 6 (09:06):
Did he on his fingers specifically?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah? No, that's what I mean. I mean you're without
spelling out the act. I can pick up the pen
and draw the line between them.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Radio the old pepperoni, I can't say that word starts
with pe.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Classic double p M.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You know what, that's that's the story.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's when did you ever think that that story could
actually win you teen thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Because you're in the running for ten gay every Friday?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
And hey, how long did that relationship last? M?

Speaker 6 (09:40):
The last date?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh, don't need another slice of that?

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Before the good stuff happened.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
Just before you go, It wasn't Family size.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast great shows like this
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