Best Bits | Number One Place MEN Are Hiding from Their Partner

Men! This one is about you! Where is the number ONE Place men Are Hiding from Their Partner and we unpack the most un-Aussie thing you could ever do behind the bar at an Aussie pub!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the fits in and With with Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Team of and you Know What, and this is why
we put our money into research like this. A team
of US researchers surveyed one hundred and twenty five people
who had booked in kolonoscopies and a medical center in Boston.
They found that sixty six percent use smartphones on the toilet,
primarily to read the news and scroll social media. When
the researchers adjusted their data to remove the influence of age, diet,

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and exercise, they found using a phone on the toilet
increase people's risk of hemorrhoids by forty six percent.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, I have many questions.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Scrolling on the toilet could increase your risk's risk of hemorrhoids.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Anybody that says they don't use their phone on the
toilet is a liar, absolute lie.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, disappears for a good half an hour. I don't
know you want to sit there and get on your phone.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Because you know, you know how your bum goes dead.
I like that feeling.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We don't need to be there for half an hour.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You might just be fifteen or five minstribitted.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
The risk to the pressure of sitting on the toilet
seat for longer than intended, pushing outwards.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Aren't you.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Should There's a researcher by the name of doctor Tricia
past Richer, Tricia pass Richer. She said, you should set
yourself a two TikTok limit when you go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
To watch two TikTok, So them go for five minutes?
Now do they.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Even this is terrible to admit? Sometimes as a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Are you a guy?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Are you going yourself a Sometimes it's a lad.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I will go to the toilet to do a Wii
and I will do you.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Sit down to we?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, and I would I would be doing a Wii
sort of whole holding things with my left hand, phone
in the other hand.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's really sad you do that time?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, but I question that a few guys is And
how when someone walks in?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Do you know what Tom does?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I can't try about the joke that happens to you,
don't That's that's an awesome top discussion.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
If Tom knows Tom knows that I've gone in for
a Wii and he needs a Wii, he will come
into the toilet and saddle up next to me. The
urin all but he will fitzy. Prior to walking in,
he will have searched fart sound effects on YouTube videos
and then puts his phone into his back pocket and
stand next to me hoping someone's in the cubicle, thinking

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that he's just heavy on the.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Trumpet and you've stolen that joke and you were doing
it all morning on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
He did it at home and no one noticed. That
was the problem.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is the Fits and Whip with Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Let's talk about your local pub. And if you've ever
been into your local there's always there's always and it's
like the TV show Cheers. You go in there, you
go in there to have a drink with people that
you know. There's always your regulars. And I remember the
Port Alonger Hotel growing up. Who was always there, Well,
Jaws was always there down one end, Rod Kale was

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always there. They're both not with us anymore because they
didn't mind having a few schooners, that's for sure. But
I but you know what we used to be as
kids as well. I mean it was your second home
down at the pub, playing pool stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
The thing is when.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're a local at a at a pub and especially
with the price of pints these days, it can get
really expensive. So when someone's pouring, you'll be behind the bar.
They've got to do it perfectly, passion, you're excited about it.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Two fits, especially if you're a regular.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Right, So this is this is a stitch that that's done,
that's gone viral. Two young blokes behind the bar at
the at their local pub and Phil feel drinks there
all the time. Phil was in his high vis. The
boys are behind. They all know that there's a prank
going on except for Phil, and they basically do bad
poor for Phil. And I mean he has quite a

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few of these schooners every single day, but today they
didn't pour it the right way to feel for Phil,
have a listen to this. I love a scoon or
a cart and right plush, What do you want me
to do with that hunch? What do you want me
to do with that? I just let it sit for
a bit?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Can give me another one? What can give me that? Like?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That is not a nice grown It's going up just
if you look at the young man.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I've worked in pubs my whole life.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Really, I've been drinking beer longer than your good.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I was born in a pub.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I wish my arm was surely because it feels like
grabbing you.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I want another beer? Is everything all right?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Are you two of you?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Is you that just pull that be?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is fine? Hate? You want another one? You should have
just asked for another one. I asked you for another one,
you said it was good. Your little.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
John had to give it.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let on your film, I'll drown you in that feel.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
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comes out of the filthy?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
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