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April 23, 2025 13 mins

Fitzy gives us a Public Safety Announcement about a certain scam going around and we risk getting cancelled and have Jim Jeffries call in!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It sits in with her with Katelyn podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's talk about them, and we all know there's always
someone in the friendship group that does this.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
There's a TikToker in.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Sydney, right and she she is very confident to admit
that I want to save as much money as I
can and I don't care how I do it, to
the point where actually people are putting her up now
and saying, if you see this lady in your pub,
she will rip you off because she she'll just walk
out of there if she's got a tap. Her name's

(00:34):
Nick Doff and she's she's not Nick dofft front door.
I just realize that her.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Name is Nick.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes, she did.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
She's on TikTok and she's saved one hundred and twenty
five dollars this week. Everybody have at listen to how
she did it.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
And here's how I've saved one hundred and twenty five
dollars this week from being cheap. I save ten dollars
off a lunchry payment. Went out for lunch with my sister.
Lunch was thirty dollars, but I paid her back twenty.
She's never going to make a fuss over something as
small as ten dollars, so that's a win for me.
Twenty five dollars here from coffee run. My brother in
law's been carrying cash every day and it's just been
handing me a twenty dollar note. Coffees have been coming

(01:15):
to fifteen dollars. I've just been pocketing a five fifty
dollars on adminfees. This was for a group dinner. I
think there were eleven of us that went out. I
paid for everything on my card, but then when I
asked for everyone to pay me back, I just added
an extra five dollars on today. I think an addminfee's
only fair when you're carrying an expense that lunch and
then finally forty dollars at the pub because I forgot
my card. I don't usually do this one often because

(01:38):
it is really obvious, but if I write at the
time and worked out in my favors, so that was great.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Charging your friends and adminfee.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's this is the thing, and if you're going on tintok,
I mean, you're not a fright. You don't care what
people think about you. But it's an interesting way to
save some money.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Do you know what with the cost of living the
expense these days, I don't know you when you're living
at home with the family, I spend and now I
feel like my dad, Like I remember my dad doing this.
I spend my days walking around the house turning the
power off, turning the lights off here, turning the lights
off there. Guys, go downstairs, you had the light on,
turn it off now.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, Huey, Huey blew up the other day at the
dinner table last night because he's like, I was, well,
you know what, like, because he's got a job now
and he's saved up to close to two thousand dollars,
has even talking to the point now where Dad, I'm
thinking about putting that money towards a car when I
get my license wild which is great, and we'll match it.
He said, whatever you've got, we'll match it. But he's

(02:38):
like he blew up at us, because he goes, well,
I was with my mates over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I paid fifty.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Dollars out of my own money for a haircut, and
I said, well, Huey, I would have given you that money,
but you didn't ring me. You were just in your
mates and decided to get one. And he goes, well,
that's that's now taken. You know, that's fifty dollars that
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Have any or Dad. Good lesson, isn't it. It's a
great lesson.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You know, when they learn like that, it's just great
to know that they're okay, they're picking it up.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Love them.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
This is the Fitzian we with Cape Ritchie podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
He's very excited to be joined by this man.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Australia's cheeky comic genius, Jim Jeffries has taken America by storm.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Please see a load of Jim Jeffries love.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Jim Jeffries, Welcome back to the show.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
The only way to stop a bad guy with a
chainsaw is a good guy with a chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh absolutely adore this man. New episodes of The One
Percent cover coming soon as seven and seven plus. He
is in our great country.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's good to have you home. Jim Jeffries.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Welcome, sir, Hello, Maddy, Hello, Hello, thanks for having.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Me you loose unit. I need to remind you we
are live on the radio. Jim.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
I'm glad we are alive because I come on the
radio to tell you what I think about women's sports
right now.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sorry, mate, I do people are Jim Jim. Not the time, mate,
not the time anybody.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It is good to have you back here, mate, is
I mean, what's the first thing you noticed when you
come back to Australia.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Jim, when you when you flew in, what did you notice?

Speaker 6 (04:18):
What always come in? The first thing I do is
buy killer prawn's, a loaf of bread, a jarra mayonnaise,
and then that's that's that's the first thing I do
when I when I when I come in. But the
country hasn't changed since I was last year I did
fly in though. This is this is what I'm going
to say about I flew it. Okay. So I've got

(04:40):
a lot of things on plane etiquette, right, I've got
a lot of things on plane etiquette. How you meant
to get on the plane, how you meant to deboard
on the plane where you meant to You only meant
to take up your own section ahead luggage. You're not
if you do on a long flight, if you're coming
from from America to hear it's still going to be
sunning outside. Everyone's going to shut their blinds. Am I right?
That you blind? Itt? Okay? So this is this is

(05:03):
my problem, and I have footage of this. There was
one lady, and I don't want to cause any trouble.
This is a god's hon's true one lady, a blonde lady,
her bags in number seventeen. It's not the same player.
She was in a Matilda's track suit. I am not
making this up, she refused. I'm not kidding. She refused
to shut her blind for everyone else on the plane,

(05:23):
and that's my biggest problem. So I couldn't see, and
I went over. I said, I said, hey, can you
tell her to shut it? Blinded one and trying to sleep.
And the lady was American. It's on American air, she goes,
I have already asked through. This woman is a deeply
unpleasant person.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
All right, How good is that? Some honesty from the
flood attendant. You sure it wasn't our.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Breakdancing olympian Raygun because she wears this this is it
was the same.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
It was the same outfit as Raygun. But do you
wonder how I know it wasn't Raygun. When she got
out of a chair, she did it quite coordinatedly. She
got out with a certain level of grace.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Right, definitely not really.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
It didn't look like he studied at some university had
to be a knob on an aeroplane. This was a
professional There.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Wasn't Johnny Howard?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Because he had the track so too when he'd step
out of Kerribilly House and go for his morning walk.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
And I've been away, John Howard's still alive this country.
It's moving flow over here as good.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Isn't it? Hey? Can I ask your opinion on something?

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Jim, we were talking about winning life, right fits He
found an article on someone that had won life, and
as it turns out, it was Jeff Bezos. Now it
had nothing to do with the success of his business
or the money he's got, but it was because he
was in a photo and just to paint a picture,
He's standing there. To his right, he's got Sydney Sweeney,
Sophia Vigara and on his left is Jessica Albam.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
And that means that he's winning life, is it?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
He's one life that completed life.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
That might that might be the biggest loser photo I've
ever seen in my Let's be honest, he wins life
if the next photo is him shagging all them right like?
Otherwise it's just a photo of him standing next to people.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Do you know what, because it would be so so unexpected,
you would assume it's AI if it was those three
and Jeff Bezos say in a hot tub, do you
think jim would that be his go or maybe?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Look? Look, no, he's one life because of the money. Look,
I use his company. I'm one of these people. I'm
one of the Look, I'm one of these people who
always goes, Oh, these big corporations, and Amazon's so convenient.
It's like I'm driving, I'm driving around Las telling everybody
that Trump's a bad dude in my Tesla.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
So you know, it's not easy to do. It's not
easy about Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Are you currently doing a comedy show called Son of
a Carbenter Tour?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (07:59):
I am? That's my two were at the present moment.
I'm about to record another special coming up and then
the two. Yeah, the two was the son of a carpenter.
I am the son of a carpenter. My father was
a carpenter. And I also I believe I'm the son
of Christ. So you know it works. It works on

(08:22):
two different planes, which like a double on toon the
of the name of the show. Did did Jim with
me last time? That happened.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I was very upset the old Did the old man
try to get you into the trade when you were younger, Jim,
were you an actual mic?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Did you try to my dad?

Speaker 6 (08:41):
My dad was a big fan of you know, because
I wasn't good at school and then I started doing
comedy at about eighteen, and my dad was My dad
did used to say that sentence, if this doesn't work out,
you go get yourself apprenticeship. You'll always have a trade
to fall back onto. I never did it, So if

(09:01):
this comedy doesn't work out, I really have nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Then, Jim, can I ask too?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
On a personal note, last time we spoke, you were
telling the story about your dad going on a few
different dates and he was wearing Brad Pitt's suit in
the hope of trying to squire a lady. Has he
had any luck or has he been on any recent
dates or well.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
It depends what you call luck. You know, if he
has two hundred bucks in his pocket, he can find
luck down at the end of the road. But otherwise,
just on a social level, you know, he hasn't been
dating that well. I don't believe not that, not that
he tells me very much. You know what I mean,
I don't know what it's like dating in your eighty
six at the moment they're trying to do at the moment,

(09:42):
there's this big sort of thing that's going around the internet.
I'm sure you've done something on the radio about this,
how the next generation of people aren't drinking. The young
years an't drinking, and alcohol sales have gone way down,
and the beer companies and the liquor companies they can't
figure out why is alcohol sales down. I'll tell you down.
It's got nothing to do with these people being more

(10:03):
responsible than my generation. The reason it's down is because
of dating apps, right, because you can go online, look
at an app, see a person you like. You can
flirt with them by texting for a few weeks. Then
you can meet for a coffee, and then you can
go off and do whatever you're going to do together.
Back in my day, if you wanted to meet a girl,
you had to walk across a room with loud music

(10:25):
while your friends stood in a pack over there, laughing
at you walk towards the girl. She's got to order
her friends standing around them in a circle. And you
want me to do that sober do you.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah right.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
We had to drink out of necessity so that we
could all have sex, so that this generation could exist
and not drink. They your bloody be thanking.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
It, not one drinking it for us.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
I couldn't talk to women bloody sober. I've never they
call me an alcoholic. I'm just shy.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I need the confidence.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
New episodes of The One Percent Climate coming soon as
seven and seven plus.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
We love for getting you.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
On the show regularly, Jim, thank you so much for
coming on.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Brother.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
I love you guys as well. Thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Thanks Jim fitz In.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast walk great
shows like this.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Download the Nova Player by the app Store or Google Playing.
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