April 27, 2025 • 36 mins
Mark Hoppus from Blink-182 has made a huge claim about helping helping the U.S. military locate overthrown Iraqi politician, Sadam Hussein. We dive into a viral clip of a brawl breaking out at a children's soccer game, while holidaying Chrissie witnessed a woman struggling through a flight with a tragic case of Bali Belly and Fitzy unveils an amazing idea inspired by ANZAC day tradition, Two Up!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
With Cape podcast with Kate Richie. Welcome to our Monday podcast.
So you've got a bit of Blink one eight too chat?
Have you been fellow.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Blink one eight two fan? I love them. I love
all their hits like I love that one that Oh
my God, one of the small things. Yeah, well done,
and also.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Great star.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That smash mouth mate, which I'm about to do any
second now.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And okay, well, I do have an amazing story about
Blink one a too that has nothing to do with
their music.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
This is the fitz Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Pope France's funeral over the weekend. Who was there? Where
did they sit?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Prince William was there, He was back a few rows
though wasn't down the front.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Interesting didn't get the runway suits.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Joe Biden was there, obviously, quite a few prime ministers
and presidents from around the world. Emmanuel Macron was there
as well. The French president Donald Trump was there. Let's
talk about Donald Trump because oh gosh, you would have
seen this. The lip reader at the Malee Dale at
the moment is very busy my flat out, isn't she?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And I think she's around about seventeen years of age.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
She also does I think real estate as well on
the page or does a bit of sport and that
as well, But she's a lip reader. Did you see
the moment where well they were He was sitting next
to Malania Trump, his wife, and at one point during
the three hour Catholic Mass, the congregation were invited to
offer each other a sign of peace by shaking hands
(01:44):
with one another.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Forensic lipreader Nicola Hickling, who works for the Maley Dale,
said that Milania whispered into Donald's ear.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You should do it. An amazing moment industry as he'd go.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
For the next pope, like I hear bus a bit
my entry to be the next pope? Is that what
you mean? Or you should do it? Shake the hand?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
But it wasn't there a meme going around over the
weekend with Donald Trump dressed as the pope going, I'm
going to be the next pope. I'm very good at poping.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I love a crackingit. They got a golf course the.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Other one that I need to talk about.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You know, he was there, Julian Massage was he and
I'm thinking of myself, Jesz. He'd have some documents on
the old Catholic Church, wouldn't he.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, if he was going to release anything, he's not
turning up to the funeral, is he.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, no, And I think his days of the Commodore
sixty four are over for Julian, and wiki leaks are
over because the poor buggers spent quite a bit of
time in detention over what he did.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Maybe a out of respect for the Catholic Church. The
documents he had he probably snuck into the pocket of
the pontiff. So when he's buried and they finally close
the casket, those stories they've gone forever.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
He probably turned to God obviously quite a bit when
he was incarcerated, But I would dare say he would
have seen some stuff Wiki leaks over the years when
was that its peak. There would have to be some
stuff on the Catholic Church that he would know about.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That he I mean that he'd have to change your views,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Maybe that's how he got his invite. Julian. Whatever you need,
grab a seat mate, You got the buffet, you got
the drink station over there. Anything you need, Julian, grab
a seat mate.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You're going to a cracker and bring your documents with you.
If you can Julian and we'll burn them on the spot.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
If that's okay, we'll.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Whack them in the little pipe the sense of smoke
out at the top. When we've found the new pope, Ash,
you're across this. You're a committed Catholic. Can you talk
us through the process now to find the new Pope?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
So apparently we've seen viewership of the Conclave go up
two hundred and eighty three percent since Pope Francis died,
so obviously a lot of people are tuning into that
movie to try and get across the process now. But
essentially what happens we actually saw the cardinals bust out
to Pope Francis's final resting place to pay their respects
(04:20):
before they'll now head back to the System chapel to
begin this process. So one hundred and thirty five cardinals
are now going to choose the successor. So it's vote,
they vote, they vote, and it's it's not just a majority,
but it's a two thirds plus one vote. So they
really need to have the vast majority of support for
(04:42):
whoever the success is going to be, and it can
take a long time to reach this kind of a majority.
And then when we do see that happen, of course,
and we see the white smoke issues.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
From the sixteen ash out of the one hundred and
thirty seven, I think that was an unbeer mentioned. Are
there any that are a bit young?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think the youngest is in their seven sixties.
Of the younger ilk, Yeah, you can't be.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
An apprentice Pope, mate, You've got to do the art.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, that was my next question. You know, if you
had declared a saint, I think you have to perform
two or three miracles after death. Well, your bloody hard work.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's very hard work.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What do you have to have achieved to be a
cardinal in the running for the top job, possibly the
most powerful and famous person in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Look, it's interesting.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
The cardinals will have already discussed the merits of each
of the prospects during what they call the days of
general Congregation, so they essentially go through I guess. Yeah,
the merits of whoever the prospective is going.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
To be individually assessed.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, And look, it'll be interesting to see because Pope
Francis was I guess known for being a little more progressive.
I guess his views around women's it will be interesting
to see whether it's ways back to a more so
but you've approached this time around, or whether we'll continue to.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I think they've chosen. I can see some white
smoke coming from the balcony here it no, I know
that's Chrisy having a dart.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Sorry, not a good swanny coming.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Swanny, you're on after seven.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I thought we'd found a pipe because I could see
white smoke coming from the damn it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
A little bit of quick process.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
This is the Fitting in with Kate Richie podcast BNK.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
One A two amazing claim around this band. I love
the topic of amazing claims. So the basis let me
give a head around this. The basis for blank one
A two garb the name of Mark Hoppus. He claims
that US forces followed his advice to capture Saddam Hussin. How, guys,
(06:53):
I'll tell you how you do it. Hey, you're in
the military. Sorry, is there anybody in the military here
at our at the show tonight?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Anyone?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Blink one A two fans something for you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He actually came up with a really clever idea fit,
So try and get your hit around this. So this
was back in two thousand and three and Saddam Hussein.
At the time, if you remember, before he was caught,
he was releasing a lot of videos so he could
continue to speak and connect with his followers. So what
he suggested they do is he came up with the
idea of using drones that could broadcast an ultrasonic frequency
(07:30):
that couldn't be heard by humans. Now I think I've
got this right. So what he would do. You could
then triangulate the location picked up by the frequency, so
the drones would be able to use three points, which
you need for like a geo marking to work out
where something is. So then when he released his videos,
(07:53):
he could time code it with the frequency from the
drones picking up where the video was record ordered.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
But how how I mean how that triangular? Well, how
big would that space be? And they didn't know where
he was? Did they any.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Where he was?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
He remembered. He said that the admiral that I was
talking to at the time, he was generally taken back.
He said, great plan, I'll speak to the chief of staff.
And so when he was caught, I'm not sure if
there's I mean, I don't think the army came out
and went a blink one eight.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Two and Mark you he's done it again.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Mark's gone bang from fifty. I don't think that happened.
So they didn't come out and actually acknowledge that it
was Mark's suggestion that caught him. But he's gone on
to assume that this is how they got him. Wasn't
he in a hole when they actually found him?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Was that was that Gadafi? I think Goodafi was in
a hole, wasn't he? And they stuck something up his
bumy in court? But I think that I don't know.
I said that was well, remember that was the photos.
There was a lot of photos. I think there was
a lot of soldiers just going can I get a
selfie with.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You quick one before the trial, going to hey, guys,
goather in and get a selfie.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Innocent because Osama bin Laden was in the house in Pakistan,
Wasn't that was the we.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They went in through there? It wasn't a hole?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't know, because I think also with the
bin Laden story too, there was the guy who tried
to claim the fifty million dollars reward because he thinks
because he headed into the hills of Pakistan with a
sword that scared bin Laden out of the hills and
into the house into a more suburban area. So he
(09:38):
put forward his application for the fifty million. Tommy, where
was it? Arm was? Was it a ditch or something?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It was? It was what they called a spider hole.
He was hiding in a six to eight foot deep hole.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
He was found unkempt near a farmhouse.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
All right, and they hide and seek.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I thought Dog the bounty Hunter found him.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No, he would conferved for it. Can you hook up
with his cousin, Dog the bounty Hunter or something like that?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
They got married?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Did they? Yes, he married his cousin. Yes, is that
before he founds a arm?
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
They married in a spider hole. It's a very weird wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Did you imagine dropping the Dog bounty Hunter into a
war zone? Watching him go with that long sort of
blondish graying hair.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
And funny enough, not many people know this, but Dog
the Bounty Hunter married his cousin.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wedding song all the small things.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You're kidding me, What a weird tie. There's your triangular
version of amazing claims.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
This is the fits in with Her with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Look, we know how passionate we are about sport in
this country.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
We are sport driven country.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And you know what, there's nothing better than getting the
kids out of the house on the weekend down to
their local team environment. That's what I love about it
as well. But it can get quite heated over the weekend.
This is unbelievable. So in Fairfield there was a huge
fight that brooke that broke out in an under seven
soccer match under sevens under seven under seven under seven.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Serious.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm about to show you a video that was put
up on one of my favorite Instagram accounts of all time.
It's called humans of Bank Banks Down. But this is
two mums going hell for leather. But have a listen
to this.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, look at and look at and look at it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Look at and look at him, look at it, look
a look at him.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh, throwing punches. It's on
the ground.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
See what that's that active? Where is working overside?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Trying to do?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
You want to keep up with the brawl?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
These kids?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You can see the kids standing around the fight.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
That's the worst thing about it.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It was aout a combat alarming they're not humans mates.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
So two women thirty one and thirty eight and two
men thirty nine and.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Forty two were charged with a frey.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Police said, and we're taken down to the local police station.
This is under sevens and I understand it can get
quite heated, but I mean to get to the point
where you are in a physical altercation with someone else
at an under seven's match, come.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
On, I know, because I've never understood it. I've never
understood it. I got into a little bit of trouble
once at one of Leo's very early on soccer game.
This one of the dads was properly yelling from the
sidelines at his son, like in a voice that is
(12:38):
not used at my house, right, So yeah, I saw
Leo clock the volume and the content of the of
the of the screaming, and he was like, what is that?
What are those sounds coming out of that man? It
was just completely foreign to him. And I had to
say to the guy, I'm so sorry, but you understand
(13:00):
that this is supposed to be fun and these kids
are in grade one.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
This is a team sport where they built confidence and
have fun.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I went to our local team was Glen Elk Football Club,
and my old man used to play for them and
we used to go watch them play and I still
remember as a young child sitting next to Dad and
I'd be asking for twenty cents to gagets and lollies
or whatever, and someone yelled out our favorite player for
that team was Peter Carey, and someone yelled out, Peter
Carey's a fairy.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Right, like a tooth fairy.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It was on. It was on, Chrisy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Like my old man, My old man, I've seen him
in numerous fights with locals. My old man was known
as the Mouth of the South. Wayne Daniel was another one.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like something.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Dad would just absolutely go umpires and then they would
have a go back. I actually got into a fight
on the football field sticking up for my old man
who had to go at one of the runners the
other team, like it's it's.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Just you're just as bad as the rest of them.
You are hooking in.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Gabby in Forestville. What happened at the under six soccer game.
Gabs Hey, So, my.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Dad had taken my brother to the game, and while
my brother had the ball, one of the other parents
was shouting take him out, like saying go and injure
my brother to get him out of the game.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Noble, did you have a word did you have a
word to him?
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Gab?
Speaker 9 (14:30):
It was my dad actually, and he's a big six
foot six guys. He's like, you want to take me
out as well? Mate?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Ah right, that's how it starts. And the minute one
person gets loud, the other person has to go louder
and then you have to continue to outdo Gabby. That
is terrible.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Well I know, well Whip, you're an ace footy club
as well, aren't you. And here I mean there's plenty
of parents that that will yell out legal action and
there's lawyers.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
There was a fight the other day, but that was
nothing to do with on field. I think when of
the bent leaves got scratched in the car park, it
was terrible.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
We're all in your nemesis. Your nemesis was like, you're
on a may I approach the best.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Maria and Ryde. What happened to your son's soccer match?
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Hi, guys, welcome back to.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Yeah, yeah, so I think it was like under fourteen,
my son's soccer and we were at a We're at
a match and we could hear the coach of the
opposing team telling telling the boys to take our boys out.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
And to sort of get him at the knee sweep
the least and yeah, and so our then our the
father's on our team. We're getting a bit heated, and
I'm saying, calm down, we don't want.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Anything to happen.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
And then but obviously the coach's instructions were followed by
his team and they slipped one of our boys, like
they took him out somehow, but he ended up doing
a full slip in the air and then falling to
the ground.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
He had to get taken out, you know, and and
eventually went to hospital. But it was just crazy. And
then I had to sort of the two fathers on
our side. They're all like calling out. All the parents
were calling out and saying rare rep didn't you see that?
What's going on to Plsida? And then their team is,
you know, we're on opposite sides of the field.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Lucky for that, because there were a few fathers that
wanted to walk over and walk away. Otherwise you get
to you'll be up for assault.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
What's what's the conversation with your childlike? After that, like.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Oh, it was just crazy.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
When we were then you know, driving home, well, actually
we sort of commended our boys for sort of maintaining
self control.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well, yes, I understand the spirit of kids sport. It's
not about hurting people. We don't want to end up
in the.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Er exactly exactly. So we were sort of saying to them,
good on you boys. You sort of you held yourself
and you did the right thing. Those boys, you know,
took it too far.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
It's wrong, and they, you know, everyone sort of obviously
agreed and they were worried for their teammates who.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Ended up doing this slip in the air. But all
the parents were so rolled up, and we're all thinking,
this is like under fourteen. It's not World Cup.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's not Maria. That's why you should always do oranges
for the kids at halftime, and tases for the parents
to always carry one in your pocket.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
There's some old school soccer dads though, that have the
mentality of if someone's playing, well, we've got to take
that kid out, which is just hotly wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Jess and Ellwood, what happened to you?
Speaker 10 (17:30):
Jess, Hey, so God bless my mum. She made me
join the debating team when I was in year seven
and we caught a case of the giggles during one.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Of us.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
How de listed I would love.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
One of the moms was a bit too serious about
our debating team and she started yelling out, girl, what
are you doing? And then the other moms had to
because they were like, look, it's the debating competition, and a.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Bit of a laugh is a bit of a laugh,
isn't it? You take away? You can get it.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Absolutely. I am third speaker for the affirmative and when
you've got the giggles, you've got to go with it.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
You've got to go.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Imagine getting into a knuckle out of debating competition.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
My gosh, what's the thing?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Idiots are everywhere? Fits everywhere?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Can we be on the sports.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Field in the debating room? Like? What business is it
of those parents? Truly?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I mean another great topic in when did you laugh?
Uncontrollably inappropriate? Yes, let's do it is just the best thing.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You know, special seven hour podcasts and episode It.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Gets to a point where it doesn't matter what the
funny thing was, it's now funny because we're laughing and
we shouldn't be. I love those man with a with
Kate whichie podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
You're fresh from Los Angeles obviously fits and I want
to hear more about that because I bet you guys
are up to no good. What happens in Vegas stays
in Vegas. But I'm fresh off the plane from then pass.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Board bag. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I always I do wait every time. I every time
I wheel that suitcase through security, I think, I'm sure
there's something in there that shouldn't be there to jail
you be minded. Actually I wouldn't mind going being flown
straight back to Bali.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'd be like, I love your hair braided like that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
That looks amazing, and that Hannah tattoo on your neck
looks really good.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Such is life. It's it's a great Australia with.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
The Gothic sands at about your I was chosing up
between eight centimeters high and ten centimeters high for Big One.
And also I like that it says such is life.
El Yatt.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, that's sort of the modern day version of Ned Kelly.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
But you know, I love Bali. I am I am
the biggest fan, and I feel like I'm just my
true self over there. I caught on the on the
way home I flew overnight. I did that. I call
it the bus. It's just full full of assies going
to and fro and it's the overnighter. It's the Red Eye.
(20:19):
How long is the flying It's only five and a
half hours.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's amazing, It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
It's some people, you know, if the traffic's bad like
it is this morning with Dutton's breakdown in the bike
lane and all of it, so it takes it. It's
probably that long to get to work. Yeah, so you've
got to steal yourself for that flight. So I reckon
it takes off at about ten or eleven PM. Sure,
(20:44):
and you know you get to your destination early morning,
but when you know it's coming, you've got to be like, right,
I have to be tip top. There is you need
to prep and you know I had all my water
and everything right and didn't eat anything dodgy day before. Yeah,
(21:04):
because there is nothing worse than getting a little dose
of the runny runs the minute you get to the airport.
And this happened to the woman across the aisle from me.
Oh god, I just felt so sad for her. And
(21:27):
she was there with her child.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So was was she getting up? Was she invisible? Was
visibly distressed?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Like the first time I saw her was when I
was getting to my seat. So I got to my seat,
and I'm organizing myself because I want my book and
my pad of paper and a pin whatever. So I'm
sorting myself out. Toku search a word. Anyway, I heard
(22:03):
this moaning yeah, and it was like this, so before
we this is before we took off, guys, this is
when that awful musak is being piped through right and
over the music. I just heard.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
She's trying to hold her bumshut.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
She was exactly. She was in a fetal position. Her
child had the iPad out everything and look cutos to
the flight attendants. My god, they were good. But I
was looking at her thinking, look, I am I am
also a mother, and I know how hard it is
to keep your kids entertained. If your bad nuzzy goring
(22:53):
that you had at two pm this afternoon means that
we're not going to be able to take off, I'm
going to I am.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Moaning she had.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
She went through so many of those little waxy bags,
so many and by the end of all flight, all flight,
she was late, like laying down as much as you
can in those seats that don't really recline. She was
(23:27):
in a fetal position. She could not care if her
child was entertained or not. She was basically semi conscious
by the time that we were landing. I mean, cutos
to you, lady. You made it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I've been like that before, but it was a nickelback
to constant.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Unfortunately, by the time we were landing, the groaning had
changed to this. It was deep. You know, when you
throw up so much your left is raw. Yeah, her
throat was raw, and I knew. I locked eyes with
her at one stage and I thought, you're definitely wetting
(24:09):
yourself every time you heave now.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, and it's just the lining of your stomach. There's
nothing else left, you.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Know, nothing else left. Nothing was coming out of that
at the front, but there was something coming out from
the pants, I can tell you right, you know how
I don't like.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I took off from Queenstown one time and I was, oh,
it's nervous about the flight because I got through customs
and they were unfortunately Quantus Club was under construction, so
I couldn't get a drink.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I was like, man, my perfect prep is thrown completely thrown.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Are you a nervous flyer? Friend? Jane Hall, who's a
really nervous flying She's blind.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I've got a video I'll show you funny of him.
He took a chunk out of a seat once. No,
he's fingernails. It was underlo Tom, you were sitting next
to him. It was very entertaining.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Thank you for filming and laughing, Ryan James as we
made our way a Queensland, saying the Lord's Prayer, you know,
as we reached five thousand feet. Here's what happened. I
got onto the plane out of Queenstown. Thank you, Ryan.
And they what they'll often do if there's traffic coming
in or based on whether they'll corkscrew out, so they
(25:19):
just bank it sort of twenty five degrees all the
way up till they're high enough to straighten out. And
that threw me completely. So I got a couple of
bottles of red. But at the same time, I made
my way through sort of four of the small bottles
of red in the first hour, and then when that
wasn't enough, I popped two still knocks. And that's a
great combination. So I'm anyone's at this stage, eyes are rolling,
(25:43):
I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What only NRL club do you play.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Pooh in the aisle?
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
So anyway, then we land and I go for the
little bag because I think I'm going to vomit here.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
This is a terrible idea.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Land vomit into the bag. Then we get an email
at the station to Nova and it says, I was
so excited to get on a flight and realized I
was sitting in front of Whipper from your breakfast show.
Then we got off the plane and I realized I
had vomited on my jacket. Oh and they included the
bill and their bank details to pay for the twenty
(26:20):
eight dollars for dry cleaning.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
And you paid for it, of course no.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I think Nova had to fix it up though, were
terribly embrassed.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Chrissy's Clickbait. Alta del I released a new singley, what
a Voice?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What's it called?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
It is called I have listened to it? Would you believe?
You can't think of what it's called.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's fifty seven point five. It's called fifty seven point five.
That's the amount of listeners that she has monthly on
her Spotify account, fifty million. She's taken the pis out
of herself and this is this is pure Lana, but
she Yeah, she's raving about how many listeners listen to
(27:06):
her on Spotify.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Would you like the song fits?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I love it, I love Lana do alright.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I think her voice and the way that she pulls
it off is unbelievable. But she's having a crack, you
know how with Taylor Swift there's always hidden meanings about
x's and stuff like that. Swanny Yeah, yeah, this one
tells you straight away who she's having a crack at.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I do believe it is Morgan Wollan. I suggest don't
go easy.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I hear it. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So? She says, I kissed Morgan. I guess kissing me
kind of went to his head. If you want my
secret to success, I suggest you don't go ATVing with
him when you're out west. Now, ATVing is of course
altering vehicle.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, it's a four wheeler, the old four wheeler motorbikes.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah on that, Oh that's hot to go a TV?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Was somebody airing make out on the bike?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Well she's obviously he's he's kissed her and then gone
and told a heap of people.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And that's why she said it's gone to his head.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, but wouldn't you God, if I kissed Lana del Ray,
I'd be telling everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I'd let a few people know and ring Tommy on
top of it tomorrow matter. You bet I've had a
Lana del Ray moment with my tongue.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Morgan Wallin's he's upset quite a few ladies, I think
over the years, Morgan quite a lady, has he?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I feel like.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You're thinking about that other country guy who had a
weird like he had a girlfriend called like Chief Urban
or something.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Who was the one who was married to Julia Roberts
and he was an actor.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Lyle love It, Lyle love it?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Remember Lyle love it was.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
That is a blast from the past.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Wasn't he punching? Why above his average?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Should we talk about above? Talk about Billy Ray Cyrus
looking up with Liz Hurley. That's the couple scene?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
What now?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
French Fresh?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Oh my god, is on my list of things to google?
Why are we talking about that? Hurley and Billy ray Cyrus?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (29:35):
No, that?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Did any else see that?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
How can you go from Warne to Billy Ray sires?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Very simple man? You love? Billy Ray is a good
looking rooster. He's still got long haired.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I mean She's obviously got a rescue fantasy, because have
you seen the latest footage of Billy Ray Cyrus at
that Trump thing. It's pretty not okay, guys, that not sex,
that is not that is not the equivalent of going
a TV with more than out west. I really wanted
(30:07):
to talk about Lana del Ray and her new husband.
She married a guy and he runs crocodile to us
in the Deep South, and it is the most epic,
fabulous thing I've ever seen in my life. Like he's
the equivalent of like you know, you have you've ever
been lucky enough to go to Kakado And there's that
real aussy guy that like smacks chicken carcasses against the
(30:31):
boat and hangs it out on a fishing She married
that guy right the US. It is so good. Hey, Tom,
have I got time to lose my mind over Meghan Markles?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Running out of time?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
As you know, I don't like I don't like tricked now,
I don't like feeling tricked, and I feel like Meghan
Markle has been tricking me for a few years and
she continues to do so, And I want you to
make it okay. In my mind, she is finally addressed
seeing the controversial decision, which I don't think is controversial
at all, to stage a fake kitchen for her Netflix series.
(31:07):
And I understand why people feel duped about that she
did that insufferable series and it wasn't actually at her house,
which I think is fair.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Anyway, She said this thing, and it continues to confuse me,
and I'm wondering if anyone can help me. Jess. You're
a young mum. You'll be able to help me with you. Yeah,
go on, Chrissy. So people have been apparently saying, why
didn't you film in your house? We're outraged? And she said, well,
I have kids coming home through their nap and each
(31:39):
and I just threw that in an annoys and eighty
people in the kitchen, she says, isn't really the childhood
memory i'd want for them to have. Her kids are
three and five. What do you mean You've got kids
coming home for their nap? Aren't they home?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Already?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
What are they? They're not at daycare at free are they?
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Well?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I don't know. She carries on about how she's a
real hands on mum and she's always and then she's
also like I work. What are you doing? Also, why
do you say things like you know, on a normal
Tuesday night, it's just me and each packing the lunch
(32:28):
boxes for our kids. Why when my kids were three,
they were at home all the time. I wasn't packing anything.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Christy, Sorry if I seem distracted. I've just gone to
Liz Hurley's latest post Naked. It's just here's the wild
coincidence for this morning. Not only can you see him
hugging her from behind against a tree and his hand
is very much cupping her left breast. The next watch
they're in an all terrain vehicle ATV you're an all
(33:01):
terrain vehicle and it.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Is hot book the reception and the balloon art, it's happening,
well done.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I wonder what Liz Hurley's son, who looks exactly like
Liz Hurley, thinks of this, Mum.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Not another relationship with a high profile there.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But he's got long hair like you, Darling.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Okay, we've run out of time here, but trust me,
I'm going to be back on Nova at two pm
for the Chrissy swanshow and we are you going to
do a deep dive into this new alleged relationship. Don't
miss it.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
This is the Fits In with Her with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
And Zac Day Ryan James throwing this out there and
Zac Day is the biggest day for pubs and clubs
in Australia now right now it is massive and Friday
if anyone went to go play a little bit of
two up at their local, I mean, gosh, we're talking.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
There was a three.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Hour line up at the clove Vally Hotel, The Royal
Hotel in Paddington had a couple of hours just to
get in, the Vic on the Park in Marrickville, my favorite,
the Blackville Hotel in rose El.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I mean a great place to play a bit of
two up and pick up if you're over thirty, that's
for sure. What about I mean this was the light.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
There was enough three hour lineup at the Bellevue in
Paddington and then someone realized that they someone pulled down
one of the barriers and you could get in that way.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Have a listened to the chaos here girls just jumping barriers.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Me you're better off going the day before, sleeping in
the toilets and then coming out once it sounds like
daugh done that.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
They eager to get in fits because of what you
just said about picking up.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well, well, I think picking up I think that's there.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
There's an element of that, and the Sackville Hotel has
to be one of the greatest places to pick up
in New South Wales.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
But this, I've got a suggestion for you.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Why don't we have another day of two up right,
and a percentage of the bar sales from the pubs
that day goes towards some great charities like Legacy or
Mates for Mates or soldier on and it supports all
the return service men and women and their families.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Why can't we do And if two Up's.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Going to be so successful and everybody is into it,
why does it have to just be Anzac Day. You
can have celebrated days right where we have two up,
the pubs are chokers and the pubs have to donate
a certain amount of the bar sales to these great charities.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Because I think we've got to embrace this. What do
we call this day's idea?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
What do we call the day? Why are we exciting exercises?
Start a brand new public holiday?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
What do we call it? Three up?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
So you have two up on Anzac Day and three
up on another day, Like I mean, it's just a
day to raise a lot of money for some great charities.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
And also like make it a public holiday as well,
because do you know what Australians love to do on
a public holiday. They love to go to the pub
and drink. No matter what we're celebrating, that's what we do. Optunity,
we're going to be spending that money that he's going
over the bar. Absolutely well.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
It's a sad tradition here in Australia is that when
everyone is struggling, like the Great Depression, is the first
thing that we do is that we give up our
gyms and stuff like that and we don't work on
our bodies. We work on absolutely annihilating our bodies because
drinking and gambling go through the roofs that we do
when there's a cost of living crisis.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
The other thing that happened we nobody had any money
and families were broken trying to put a meal on
the table. Taylor Swift came to town. Everybody happened to find
the money for those tickets too.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well, this is the thing, it's like the.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Blues cynicism about my queen and save you, thank you
very much.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Mind, blues and roots festivals the same. They said this
is the last one until they sold it all out.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
They said Year.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
With Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast great shows like this.
Download the Nova player, fight the app Store or Google
Playing
With Cape podcast with Kate Richie. Welcome to our Monday podcast.
So you've got a bit of Blink one eight too chat?
Have you been fellow.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Blink one eight two fan? I love them. I love
all their hits like I love that one that Oh
my God, one of the small things. Yeah, well done,
and also.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Great star.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That smash mouth mate, which I'm about to do any
second now.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And okay, well, I do have an amazing story about
Blink one a too that has nothing to do with
their music.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
This is the fitz Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Pope France's funeral over the weekend. Who was there? Where
did they sit?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Prince William was there, He was back a few rows
though wasn't down the front.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Interesting didn't get the runway suits.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Joe Biden was there, obviously, quite a few prime ministers
and presidents from around the world. Emmanuel Macron was there
as well. The French president Donald Trump was there. Let's
talk about Donald Trump because oh gosh, you would have
seen this. The lip reader at the Malee Dale at
the moment is very busy my flat out, isn't she?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And I think she's around about seventeen years of age.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
She also does I think real estate as well on
the page or does a bit of sport and that
as well, But she's a lip reader. Did you see
the moment where well they were He was sitting next
to Malania Trump, his wife, and at one point during
the three hour Catholic Mass, the congregation were invited to
offer each other a sign of peace by shaking hands
(01:44):
with one another.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Forensic lipreader Nicola Hickling, who works for the Maley Dale,
said that Milania whispered into Donald's ear.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You should do it. An amazing moment industry as he'd go.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
For the next pope, like I hear bus a bit
my entry to be the next pope? Is that what
you mean? Or you should do it? Shake the hand?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
But it wasn't there a meme going around over the
weekend with Donald Trump dressed as the pope going, I'm
going to be the next pope. I'm very good at poping.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I love a crackingit. They got a golf course the.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Other one that I need to talk about.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You know, he was there, Julian Massage was he and
I'm thinking of myself, Jesz. He'd have some documents on
the old Catholic Church, wouldn't he.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, if he was going to release anything, he's not
turning up to the funeral, is he.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, no, And I think his days of the Commodore
sixty four are over for Julian, and wiki leaks are
over because the poor buggers spent quite a bit of
time in detention over what he did.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Maybe a out of respect for the Catholic Church. The
documents he had he probably snuck into the pocket of
the pontiff. So when he's buried and they finally close
the casket, those stories they've gone forever.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
He probably turned to God obviously quite a bit when
he was incarcerated, But I would dare say he would
have seen some stuff Wiki leaks over the years when
was that its peak. There would have to be some
stuff on the Catholic Church that he would know about.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That he I mean that he'd have to change your views,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Maybe that's how he got his invite. Julian. Whatever you need,
grab a seat mate, You got the buffet, you got
the drink station over there. Anything you need, Julian, grab
a seat mate.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You're going to a cracker and bring your documents with you.
If you can Julian and we'll burn them on the spot.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
If that's okay, we'll.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Whack them in the little pipe the sense of smoke
out at the top. When we've found the new pope, Ash,
you're across this. You're a committed Catholic. Can you talk
us through the process now to find the new Pope?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
So apparently we've seen viewership of the Conclave go up
two hundred and eighty three percent since Pope Francis died,
so obviously a lot of people are tuning into that
movie to try and get across the process now. But
essentially what happens we actually saw the cardinals bust out
to Pope Francis's final resting place to pay their respects
(04:20):
before they'll now head back to the System chapel to
begin this process. So one hundred and thirty five cardinals
are now going to choose the successor. So it's vote,
they vote, they vote, and it's it's not just a majority,
but it's a two thirds plus one vote. So they
really need to have the vast majority of support for
(04:42):
whoever the success is going to be, and it can
take a long time to reach this kind of a majority.
And then when we do see that happen, of course,
and we see the white smoke issues.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
From the sixteen ash out of the one hundred and
thirty seven, I think that was an unbeer mentioned. Are
there any that are a bit young?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think the youngest is in their seven sixties.
Of the younger ilk, Yeah, you can't be.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
An apprentice Pope, mate, You've got to do the art.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, that was my next question. You know, if you
had declared a saint, I think you have to perform
two or three miracles after death. Well, your bloody hard work.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It's very hard work.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What do you have to have achieved to be a
cardinal in the running for the top job, possibly the
most powerful and famous person in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Look, it's interesting.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
The cardinals will have already discussed the merits of each
of the prospects during what they call the days of
general Congregation, so they essentially go through I guess. Yeah,
the merits of whoever the prospective is going.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
To be individually assessed.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, And look, it'll be interesting to see because Pope
Francis was I guess known for being a little more progressive.
I guess his views around women's it will be interesting
to see whether it's ways back to a more so
but you've approached this time around, or whether we'll continue to.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I think they've chosen. I can see some white
smoke coming from the balcony here it no, I know
that's Chrisy having a dart.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Sorry, not a good swanny coming.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Swanny, you're on after seven.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I thought we'd found a pipe because I could see
white smoke coming from the damn it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
A little bit of quick process.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
This is the Fitting in with Kate Richie podcast BNK.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
One A two amazing claim around this band. I love
the topic of amazing claims. So the basis let me
give a head around this. The basis for blank one
A two garb the name of Mark Hoppus. He claims
that US forces followed his advice to capture Saddam Hussin. How, guys,
(06:53):
I'll tell you how you do it. Hey, you're in
the military. Sorry, is there anybody in the military here
at our at the show tonight?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Anyone?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Blink one A two fans something for you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He actually came up with a really clever idea fit,
So try and get your hit around this. So this
was back in two thousand and three and Saddam Hussein.
At the time, if you remember, before he was caught,
he was releasing a lot of videos so he could
continue to speak and connect with his followers. So what
he suggested they do is he came up with the
idea of using drones that could broadcast an ultrasonic frequency
(07:30):
that couldn't be heard by humans. Now I think I've
got this right. So what he would do. You could
then triangulate the location picked up by the frequency, so
the drones would be able to use three points, which
you need for like a geo marking to work out
where something is. So then when he released his videos,
(07:53):
he could time code it with the frequency from the
drones picking up where the video was record ordered.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
But how how I mean how that triangular? Well, how
big would that space be? And they didn't know where
he was? Did they any.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Where he was?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
He remembered. He said that the admiral that I was
talking to at the time, he was generally taken back.
He said, great plan, I'll speak to the chief of staff.
And so when he was caught, I'm not sure if
there's I mean, I don't think the army came out
and went a blink one eight.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Two and Mark you he's done it again.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Mark's gone bang from fifty. I don't think that happened.
So they didn't come out and actually acknowledge that it
was Mark's suggestion that caught him. But he's gone on
to assume that this is how they got him. Wasn't
he in a hole when they actually found him?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Was that was that Gadafi? I think Goodafi was in
a hole, wasn't he? And they stuck something up his
bumy in court? But I think that I don't know.
I said that was well, remember that was the photos.
There was a lot of photos. I think there was
a lot of soldiers just going can I get a
selfie with.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You quick one before the trial, going to hey, guys,
goather in and get a selfie.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Innocent because Osama bin Laden was in the house in Pakistan,
Wasn't that was the we.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They went in through there? It wasn't a hole?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't know, because I think also with the
bin Laden story too, there was the guy who tried
to claim the fifty million dollars reward because he thinks
because he headed into the hills of Pakistan with a
sword that scared bin Laden out of the hills and
into the house into a more suburban area. So he
(09:38):
put forward his application for the fifty million. Tommy, where
was it? Arm was? Was it a ditch or something?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It was? It was what they called a spider hole.
He was hiding in a six to eight foot deep hole.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
He was found unkempt near a farmhouse.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
All right, and they hide and seek.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I thought Dog the bounty Hunter found him.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No, he would conferved for it. Can you hook up
with his cousin, Dog the bounty Hunter or something like that?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
They got married?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Did they? Yes, he married his cousin. Yes, is that
before he founds a arm?
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
They married in a spider hole. It's a very weird wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Did you imagine dropping the Dog bounty Hunter into a
war zone? Watching him go with that long sort of
blondish graying hair.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
And funny enough, not many people know this, but Dog
the Bounty Hunter married his cousin.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wedding song all the small things.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You're kidding me, What a weird tie. There's your triangular
version of amazing claims.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
This is the fits in with Her with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Look, we know how passionate we are about sport in
this country.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
We are sport driven country.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And you know what, there's nothing better than getting the
kids out of the house on the weekend down to
their local team environment. That's what I love about it
as well. But it can get quite heated over the weekend.
This is unbelievable. So in Fairfield there was a huge
fight that brooke that broke out in an under seven
soccer match under sevens under seven under seven under seven.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Serious.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm about to show you a video that was put
up on one of my favorite Instagram accounts of all time.
It's called humans of Bank Banks Down. But this is
two mums going hell for leather. But have a listen
to this.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, look at and look at and look at it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Look at and look at him, look at it, look
a look at him.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh, throwing punches. It's on
the ground.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
See what that's that active? Where is working overside?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Trying to do?
Speaker 4 (11:43):
You want to keep up with the brawl?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
These kids?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You can see the kids standing around the fight.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
That's the worst thing about it.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It was aout a combat alarming they're not humans mates.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
So two women thirty one and thirty eight and two
men thirty nine and.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Forty two were charged with a frey.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Police said, and we're taken down to the local police station.
This is under sevens and I understand it can get
quite heated, but I mean to get to the point
where you are in a physical altercation with someone else
at an under seven's match, come.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
On, I know, because I've never understood it. I've never
understood it. I got into a little bit of trouble
once at one of Leo's very early on soccer game.
This one of the dads was properly yelling from the
sidelines at his son, like in a voice that is
(12:38):
not used at my house, right, So yeah, I saw
Leo clock the volume and the content of the of
the of the screaming, and he was like, what is that?
What are those sounds coming out of that man? It
was just completely foreign to him. And I had to
say to the guy, I'm so sorry, but you understand
(13:00):
that this is supposed to be fun and these kids
are in grade one.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
This is a team sport where they built confidence and
have fun.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I went to our local team was Glen Elk Football Club,
and my old man used to play for them and
we used to go watch them play and I still
remember as a young child sitting next to Dad and
I'd be asking for twenty cents to gagets and lollies
or whatever, and someone yelled out our favorite player for
that team was Peter Carey, and someone yelled out, Peter
Carey's a fairy.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Right, like a tooth fairy.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It was on. It was on, Chrisy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Like my old man, My old man, I've seen him
in numerous fights with locals. My old man was known
as the Mouth of the South. Wayne Daniel was another one.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like something.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Dad would just absolutely go umpires and then they would
have a go back. I actually got into a fight
on the football field sticking up for my old man
who had to go at one of the runners the
other team, like it's it's.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Just you're just as bad as the rest of them.
You are hooking in.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Gabby in Forestville. What happened at the under six soccer game.
Gabs Hey, So, my.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Dad had taken my brother to the game, and while
my brother had the ball, one of the other parents
was shouting take him out, like saying go and injure
my brother to get him out of the game.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Noble, did you have a word did you have a
word to him?
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Gab?
Speaker 9 (14:30):
It was my dad actually, and he's a big six
foot six guys. He's like, you want to take me
out as well? Mate?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Ah right, that's how it starts. And the minute one
person gets loud, the other person has to go louder
and then you have to continue to outdo Gabby. That
is terrible.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Well I know, well Whip, you're an ace footy club
as well, aren't you. And here I mean there's plenty
of parents that that will yell out legal action and
there's lawyers.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
There was a fight the other day, but that was
nothing to do with on field. I think when of
the bent leaves got scratched in the car park, it
was terrible.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
We're all in your nemesis. Your nemesis was like, you're
on a may I approach the best.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Maria and Ryde. What happened to your son's soccer match?
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Hi, guys, welcome back to.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Yeah, yeah, so I think it was like under fourteen,
my son's soccer and we were at a We're at
a match and we could hear the coach of the
opposing team telling telling the boys to take our boys out.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
And to sort of get him at the knee sweep
the least and yeah, and so our then our the
father's on our team. We're getting a bit heated, and
I'm saying, calm down, we don't want.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Anything to happen.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
And then but obviously the coach's instructions were followed by
his team and they slipped one of our boys, like
they took him out somehow, but he ended up doing
a full slip in the air and then falling to
the ground.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
He had to get taken out, you know, and and
eventually went to hospital. But it was just crazy. And
then I had to sort of the two fathers on
our side. They're all like calling out. All the parents
were calling out and saying rare rep didn't you see that?
What's going on to Plsida? And then their team is,
you know, we're on opposite sides of the field.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Lucky for that, because there were a few fathers that
wanted to walk over and walk away. Otherwise you get
to you'll be up for assault.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
What's what's the conversation with your childlike? After that, like.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Oh, it was just crazy.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
When we were then you know, driving home, well, actually
we sort of commended our boys for sort of maintaining
self control.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well, yes, I understand the spirit of kids sport. It's
not about hurting people. We don't want to end up
in the.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Er exactly exactly. So we were sort of saying to them,
good on you boys. You sort of you held yourself
and you did the right thing. Those boys, you know,
took it too far.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
It's wrong, and they, you know, everyone sort of obviously
agreed and they were worried for their teammates who.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Ended up doing this slip in the air. But all
the parents were so rolled up, and we're all thinking,
this is like under fourteen. It's not World Cup.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's not Maria. That's why you should always do oranges
for the kids at halftime, and tases for the parents
to always carry one in your pocket.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
There's some old school soccer dads though, that have the
mentality of if someone's playing, well, we've got to take
that kid out, which is just hotly wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Jess and Ellwood, what happened to you?
Speaker 10 (17:30):
Jess, Hey, so God bless my mum. She made me
join the debating team when I was in year seven
and we caught a case of the giggles during one.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Of us.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
How de listed I would love.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
One of the moms was a bit too serious about
our debating team and she started yelling out, girl, what
are you doing? And then the other moms had to
because they were like, look, it's the debating competition, and a.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Bit of a laugh is a bit of a laugh,
isn't it? You take away? You can get it.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Absolutely. I am third speaker for the affirmative and when
you've got the giggles, you've got to go with it.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
You've got to go.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Imagine getting into a knuckle out of debating competition.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
My gosh, what's the thing?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Idiots are everywhere? Fits everywhere?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Can we be on the sports.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Field in the debating room? Like? What business is it
of those parents? Truly?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I mean another great topic in when did you laugh?
Uncontrollably inappropriate? Yes, let's do it is just the best thing.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You know, special seven hour podcasts and episode It.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Gets to a point where it doesn't matter what the
funny thing was, it's now funny because we're laughing and
we shouldn't be. I love those man with a with
Kate whichie podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
You're fresh from Los Angeles obviously fits and I want
to hear more about that because I bet you guys
are up to no good. What happens in Vegas stays
in Vegas. But I'm fresh off the plane from then pass.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Board bag. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I always I do wait every time. I every time
I wheel that suitcase through security, I think, I'm sure
there's something in there that shouldn't be there to jail
you be minded. Actually I wouldn't mind going being flown
straight back to Bali.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'd be like, I love your hair braided like that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
That looks amazing, and that Hannah tattoo on your neck
looks really good.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Such is life. It's it's a great Australia with.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
The Gothic sands at about your I was chosing up
between eight centimeters high and ten centimeters high for Big One.
And also I like that it says such is life.
El Yatt.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, that's sort of the modern day version of Ned Kelly.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
But you know, I love Bali. I am I am
the biggest fan, and I feel like I'm just my
true self over there. I caught on the on the
way home I flew overnight. I did that. I call
it the bus. It's just full full of assies going
to and fro and it's the overnighter. It's the Red Eye.
(20:19):
How long is the flying It's only five and a
half hours.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's amazing, It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
It's some people, you know, if the traffic's bad like
it is this morning with Dutton's breakdown in the bike
lane and all of it, so it takes it. It's
probably that long to get to work. Yeah, so you've
got to steal yourself for that flight. So I reckon
it takes off at about ten or eleven PM. Sure,
(20:44):
and you know you get to your destination early morning,
but when you know it's coming, you've got to be like, right,
I have to be tip top. There is you need
to prep and you know I had all my water
and everything right and didn't eat anything dodgy day before. Yeah,
(21:04):
because there is nothing worse than getting a little dose
of the runny runs the minute you get to the airport.
And this happened to the woman across the aisle from me.
Oh god, I just felt so sad for her. And
(21:27):
she was there with her child.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So was was she getting up? Was she invisible? Was
visibly distressed?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Like the first time I saw her was when I
was getting to my seat. So I got to my seat,
and I'm organizing myself because I want my book and
my pad of paper and a pin whatever. So I'm
sorting myself out. Toku search a word. Anyway, I heard
(22:03):
this moaning yeah, and it was like this, so before
we this is before we took off, guys, this is
when that awful musak is being piped through right and
over the music. I just heard.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
She's trying to hold her bumshut.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
She was exactly. She was in a fetal position. Her
child had the iPad out everything and look cutos to
the flight attendants. My god, they were good. But I
was looking at her thinking, look, I am I am
also a mother, and I know how hard it is
to keep your kids entertained. If your bad nuzzy goring
(22:53):
that you had at two pm this afternoon means that
we're not going to be able to take off, I'm
going to I am.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Moaning she had.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
She went through so many of those little waxy bags,
so many and by the end of all flight, all flight,
she was late, like laying down as much as you
can in those seats that don't really recline. She was
(23:27):
in a fetal position. She could not care if her
child was entertained or not. She was basically semi conscious
by the time that we were landing. I mean, cutos
to you, lady. You made it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I've been like that before, but it was a nickelback
to constant.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Unfortunately, by the time we were landing, the groaning had
changed to this. It was deep. You know, when you
throw up so much your left is raw. Yeah, her
throat was raw, and I knew. I locked eyes with
her at one stage and I thought, you're definitely wetting
(24:09):
yourself every time you heave now.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, and it's just the lining of your stomach. There's
nothing else left, you.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Know, nothing else left. Nothing was coming out of that
at the front, but there was something coming out from
the pants, I can tell you right, you know how
I don't like.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I took off from Queenstown one time and I was, oh,
it's nervous about the flight because I got through customs
and they were unfortunately Quantus Club was under construction, so
I couldn't get a drink.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I was like, man, my perfect prep is thrown completely thrown.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Are you a nervous flyer? Friend? Jane Hall, who's a
really nervous flying She's blind.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I've got a video I'll show you funny of him.
He took a chunk out of a seat once. No,
he's fingernails. It was underlo Tom, you were sitting next
to him. It was very entertaining.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Thank you for filming and laughing, Ryan James as we
made our way a Queensland, saying the Lord's Prayer, you know,
as we reached five thousand feet. Here's what happened. I
got onto the plane out of Queenstown. Thank you, Ryan.
And they what they'll often do if there's traffic coming
in or based on whether they'll corkscrew out, so they
(25:19):
just bank it sort of twenty five degrees all the
way up till they're high enough to straighten out. And
that threw me completely. So I got a couple of
bottles of red. But at the same time, I made
my way through sort of four of the small bottles
of red in the first hour, and then when that
wasn't enough, I popped two still knocks. And that's a
great combination. So I'm anyone's at this stage, eyes are rolling,
(25:43):
I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What only NRL club do you play.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Pooh in the aisle?
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
So anyway, then we land and I go for the
little bag because I think I'm going to vomit here.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
This is a terrible idea.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Land vomit into the bag. Then we get an email
at the station to Nova and it says, I was
so excited to get on a flight and realized I
was sitting in front of Whipper from your breakfast show.
Then we got off the plane and I realized I
had vomited on my jacket. Oh and they included the
bill and their bank details to pay for the twenty
(26:20):
eight dollars for dry cleaning.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
And you paid for it, of course no.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I think Nova had to fix it up though, were
terribly embrassed.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Chrissy's Clickbait. Alta del I released a new singley, what
a Voice?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What's it called?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
It is called I have listened to it? Would you believe?
You can't think of what it's called.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's fifty seven point five. It's called fifty seven point five.
That's the amount of listeners that she has monthly on
her Spotify account, fifty million. She's taken the pis out
of herself and this is this is pure Lana, but
she Yeah, she's raving about how many listeners listen to
(27:06):
her on Spotify.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Would you like the song fits?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I love it, I love Lana do alright.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I think her voice and the way that she pulls
it off is unbelievable. But she's having a crack, you
know how with Taylor Swift there's always hidden meanings about
x's and stuff like that. Swanny Yeah, yeah, this one
tells you straight away who she's having a crack at.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I do believe it is Morgan Wollan. I suggest don't
go easy.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I hear it. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So? She says, I kissed Morgan. I guess kissing me
kind of went to his head. If you want my
secret to success, I suggest you don't go ATVing with
him when you're out west. Now, ATVing is of course
altering vehicle.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, it's a four wheeler, the old four wheeler motorbikes.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah on that, Oh that's hot to go a TV?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Was somebody airing make out on the bike?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Well she's obviously he's he's kissed her and then gone
and told a heap of people.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And that's why she said it's gone to his head.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, but wouldn't you God, if I kissed Lana del Ray,
I'd be telling everybody.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I'd let a few people know and ring Tommy on
top of it tomorrow matter. You bet I've had a
Lana del Ray moment with my tongue.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Morgan Wallin's he's upset quite a few ladies, I think
over the years, Morgan quite a lady, has he?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I feel like.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You're thinking about that other country guy who had a
weird like he had a girlfriend called like Chief Urban
or something.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Who was the one who was married to Julia Roberts
and he was an actor.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Lyle love It, Lyle love it?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Remember Lyle love it was.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
That is a blast from the past.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Wasn't he punching? Why above his average?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Should we talk about above? Talk about Billy Ray Cyrus
looking up with Liz Hurley. That's the couple scene?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
What now?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
French Fresh?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Oh my god, is on my list of things to google?
Why are we talking about that? Hurley and Billy ray Cyrus?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (29:35):
No, that?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Did any else see that?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
How can you go from Warne to Billy Ray sires?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Very simple man? You love? Billy Ray is a good
looking rooster. He's still got long haired.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I mean She's obviously got a rescue fantasy, because have
you seen the latest footage of Billy Ray Cyrus at
that Trump thing. It's pretty not okay, guys, that not sex,
that is not that is not the equivalent of going
a TV with more than out west. I really wanted
(30:07):
to talk about Lana del Ray and her new husband.
She married a guy and he runs crocodile to us
in the Deep South, and it is the most epic,
fabulous thing I've ever seen in my life. Like he's
the equivalent of like you know, you have you've ever
been lucky enough to go to Kakado And there's that
real aussy guy that like smacks chicken carcasses against the
(30:31):
boat and hangs it out on a fishing She married
that guy right the US. It is so good. Hey, Tom,
have I got time to lose my mind over Meghan Markles?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Running out of time?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
As you know, I don't like I don't like tricked now,
I don't like feeling tricked, and I feel like Meghan
Markle has been tricking me for a few years and
she continues to do so, And I want you to
make it okay. In my mind, she is finally addressed
seeing the controversial decision, which I don't think is controversial
at all, to stage a fake kitchen for her Netflix series.
(31:07):
And I understand why people feel duped about that she
did that insufferable series and it wasn't actually at her house,
which I think is fair.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Anyway, She said this thing, and it continues to confuse me,
and I'm wondering if anyone can help me. Jess. You're
a young mum. You'll be able to help me with you. Yeah,
go on, Chrissy. So people have been apparently saying, why
didn't you film in your house? We're outraged? And she said, well,
I have kids coming home through their nap and each
(31:39):
and I just threw that in an annoys and eighty
people in the kitchen, she says, isn't really the childhood
memory i'd want for them to have. Her kids are
three and five. What do you mean You've got kids
coming home for their nap? Aren't they home?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Already?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
What are they? They're not at daycare at free are they?
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Well?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I don't know. She carries on about how she's a
real hands on mum and she's always and then she's
also like I work. What are you doing? Also, why
do you say things like you know, on a normal
Tuesday night, it's just me and each packing the lunch
(32:28):
boxes for our kids. Why when my kids were three,
they were at home all the time. I wasn't packing anything.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Christy, Sorry if I seem distracted. I've just gone to
Liz Hurley's latest post Naked. It's just here's the wild
coincidence for this morning. Not only can you see him
hugging her from behind against a tree and his hand
is very much cupping her left breast. The next watch
they're in an all terrain vehicle ATV you're an all
(33:01):
terrain vehicle and it.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Is hot book the reception and the balloon art, it's happening,
well done.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I wonder what Liz Hurley's son, who looks exactly like
Liz Hurley, thinks of this, Mum.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Not another relationship with a high profile there.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But he's got long hair like you, Darling.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Okay, we've run out of time here, but trust me,
I'm going to be back on Nova at two pm
for the Chrissy swanshow and we are you going to
do a deep dive into this new alleged relationship. Don't
miss it.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
This is the Fits In with Her with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
And Zac Day Ryan James throwing this out there and
Zac Day is the biggest day for pubs and clubs
in Australia now right now it is massive and Friday
if anyone went to go play a little bit of
two up at their local, I mean, gosh, we're talking.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
There was a three.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Hour line up at the clove Vally Hotel, The Royal
Hotel in Paddington had a couple of hours just to
get in, the Vic on the Park in Marrickville, my favorite,
the Blackville Hotel in rose El.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I mean a great place to play a bit of
two up and pick up if you're over thirty, that's
for sure. What about I mean this was the light.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
There was enough three hour lineup at the Bellevue in
Paddington and then someone realized that they someone pulled down
one of the barriers and you could get in that way.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Have a listened to the chaos here girls just jumping barriers.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Me you're better off going the day before, sleeping in
the toilets and then coming out once it sounds like
daugh done that.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
They eager to get in fits because of what you
just said about picking up.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well, well, I think picking up I think that's there.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
There's an element of that, and the Sackville Hotel has
to be one of the greatest places to pick up
in New South Wales.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
But this, I've got a suggestion for you.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Why don't we have another day of two up right,
and a percentage of the bar sales from the pubs
that day goes towards some great charities like Legacy or
Mates for Mates or soldier on and it supports all
the return service men and women and their families.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Why can't we do And if two Up's.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Going to be so successful and everybody is into it,
why does it have to just be Anzac Day. You
can have celebrated days right where we have two up,
the pubs are chokers and the pubs have to donate
a certain amount of the bar sales to these great charities.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Because I think we've got to embrace this. What do
we call this day's idea?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
What do we call the day? Why are we exciting exercises?
Start a brand new public holiday?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
What do we call it? Three up?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
So you have two up on Anzac Day and three
up on another day, Like I mean, it's just a
day to raise a lot of money for some great charities.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
And also like make it a public holiday as well,
because do you know what Australians love to do on
a public holiday. They love to go to the pub
and drink. No matter what we're celebrating, that's what we do. Optunity,
we're going to be spending that money that he's going
over the bar. Absolutely well.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
It's a sad tradition here in Australia is that when
everyone is struggling, like the Great Depression, is the first
thing that we do is that we give up our
gyms and stuff like that and we don't work on
our bodies. We work on absolutely annihilating our bodies because
drinking and gambling go through the roofs that we do
when there's a cost of living crisis.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
The other thing that happened we nobody had any money
and families were broken trying to put a meal on
the table. Taylor Swift came to town. Everybody happened to find
the money for those tickets too.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Well, this is the thing, it's like the.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Blues cynicism about my queen and save you, thank you
very much.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Mind, blues and roots festivals the same. They said this
is the last one until they sold it all out.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
They said Year.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
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