September 16, 2022 • 6 mins
This week was all about the monarchy following Queen Elizabeth II’s passing, with Fitzy, Wippa and Matt de Groot bringing their own twist to royal coverage.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're doing the recap of the week. Are we told
me we're switching our trust. The audio man gets without
it out.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The best bits of the show from throughout the week
and nicely packages it up.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's quite offensive. Have a listen.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey, we have some a little under the weather this week,
so if you wouldn't mind helping me introduce the recap,
welcome to the show. Okay, never mind, fits, would you
mind helping out?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Somebody shoot me?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay mate, No need to be dramatic. We had a
lot of fairly serious updates this week about the death
of Queen Elizabeth, but thankfully we had foreign correspondent David
Woywood join us to give us all the INFI. We're
not sure if you'll ever join us again, though, because
Whipper constantly gets his name wrong. We are crossing to
David Warrywood. No, it's Woywood with in Edinburgh.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's David Warrywood.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Beat after me, David, David Woywood warry Wood.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Somebody shoot me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's been hard going keeping the guys interested in the
royals this week.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
When we do celebrate the life of Queen Elizabeth II.
We do have to give away some Bruno mast tickets, but.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Get them talking about royal dogs, the bloodline that remained
through the corgy, so that ran all the way till
two years ago, and you can't bloody stop them.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Imagine if there was like a Princess Die Corgy somehow
got out of Boon Palace and then went and hooked
up with a razor dog from Thailand or full Moon.
He came back with a different breed in it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And it's probably best not to ask how Matt Degrut knows.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
This and that has happened. One of her Corgy's tiny
was left with Princess Margaret's sister dash Hound.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
They mate it and they created a brand new mad dog. Wow. God,
if it was only that good at his actual job.
The seven still have a eastbound from Quakeersill Parkway onto
the m Tube.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Had Homebush West.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Mate, we don't need the dramatic pause, we just need
the traffic.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I love you, Matte, Okay, I just want to let
you know that I lust for you. That's exciting to
think about, guys.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Billy Brish, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
This is Billy Eilish.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Really great, Billie Eilish did join us this week.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Mate, how are you welcome to the show. Thank you Tiger.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When she blessed the guys with an absolutely on point
bird impression.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was standing on the balcony in the hotel room going,
what I'm telling you, dude, it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Sounds like that, and she wasn't wrong. Here's Billy, here's
a crow. Not bad. But of course Whipper had to
crack out his one animal impression as well. Can I
give you my Dolphin's good? Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
Here's Whipper, here's a dolphin. You be the judge.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Try to get yourself onto a billy off. That is
so kind of you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Just quickly back to the Queen. Since it's been such
a big topic.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This week, there's been some amazing stories.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was quite impressive that it only took four days
for FITZI to find a connection between.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Her and we've been waiting for his thoughts on the
Queen's passing and Snoop Dog. He couldn't get into the
UK for quite a while. That's right. It kicked me
out the UK. But guess what came to my defairs?
But the Queen. The Queen set it down when the
Queen speak, bat you did.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's such a touching story that he re enacted what
he thinks the queen now, when the.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Queen speaks, When the Queen speaks now.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, it was touching. I was emotional.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Take notes Channel seven. That's how you do royal coverage.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You did tell us what you're thinking. You certainly did.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It was whippers nine year anniversary with Lisa this week.
It was beautiful just to have a moment to celebrate
nine years of marriage. And of course he took the
opportunity to give us all a little bit of love advice.
It was a love brush, says, not a toushy tap,
but I love brush suggestively, No, it's not so. I'd
like to present whippers top three tips for a successful marriage.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm fat. I'm fat. You know what. I'm fat. Don't
isolate that time, not as over.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Number one, Always be showing affection. Kiss with your partner,
at least on the lips in a three second embrace
every day.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And then he goes and christ in.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Number two, why don't we show the kids the video
of her wedding day. Relive some of your special memories.
The amount of duck poop every duck in the area
had had a colonic irrigation and it had dumped it
on that lawn. Lisa had this trail on her dress
which was like a fishing net in the water, and
it caught as much poop as possible.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
She dragged pool around for the rest of the day.
Will I organize that? I threw all the bread on
the ground and three, and then had Francesca come up
to me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Make sure the whole family is involved in your special
days two and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Fu thinks she's going to get another sister.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So there you go, good luck.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I guess you're a gentleman. You wait for the girls
to grab one dumpling first, but then once they do
it is on paddle.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
From teenage Hartthrop to global superstar Robbie Williams.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Has had a wild ride.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, we had Robbie Williams on the show Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hello, Hello, sexy people. Hell.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I've left him to the very end because every time
we get him on he's just got the wildest stories,
like madeing Chris Rock at a party.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
My mind kind of just drifts off and then this
body appears walking up the stairs and I'm like, man,
famous man, oh man, famous man Chris Rock. Oh, you're
staring at Chris Rock now saying hello. And by the
time I got to that bit, Chris went, what month
like that? And like reared up with me like I'm
(05:43):
daring him out, and I wanted to bite.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It was a good story, but I don't think it'll
ever top the story he told us last time he
came on the show.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
She looked at me and she goes, have you got
morning Glory?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And I went yeah. And that's all I can legally
play to you. But if you'd like to hear the
full story, just google Robbie Williams clean us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
She's polishing more than the vases around the room.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Thank me later, See you guys next week. You're listening
to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast
You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're doing the recap of the week. Are we told
me we're switching our trust. The audio man gets without
it out.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The best bits of the show from throughout the week
and nicely packages it up.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's quite offensive. Have a listen.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey, we have some a little under the weather this week,
so if you wouldn't mind helping me introduce the recap,
welcome to the show. Okay, never mind, fits, would you
mind helping out?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Somebody shoot me?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay mate, No need to be dramatic. We had a
lot of fairly serious updates this week about the death
of Queen Elizabeth, but thankfully we had foreign correspondent David
Woywood join us to give us all the INFI. We're
not sure if you'll ever join us again, though, because
Whipper constantly gets his name wrong. We are crossing to
David Warrywood. No, it's Woywood with in Edinburgh.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's David Warrywood.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Beat after me, David, David Woywood warry Wood.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Somebody shoot me.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's been hard going keeping the guys interested in the
royals this week.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
When we do celebrate the life of Queen Elizabeth II.
We do have to give away some Bruno mast tickets, but.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Get them talking about royal dogs, the bloodline that remained
through the corgy, so that ran all the way till
two years ago, and you can't bloody stop them.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Imagine if there was like a Princess Die Corgy somehow
got out of Boon Palace and then went and hooked
up with a razor dog from Thailand or full Moon.
He came back with a different breed in it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And it's probably best not to ask how Matt Degrut knows.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
This and that has happened. One of her Corgy's tiny
was left with Princess Margaret's sister dash Hound.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
They mate it and they created a brand new mad dog. Wow. God,
if it was only that good at his actual job.
The seven still have a eastbound from Quakeersill Parkway onto
the m Tube.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Had Homebush West.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Mate, we don't need the dramatic pause, we just need
the traffic.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I love you, Matte, Okay, I just want to let
you know that I lust for you. That's exciting to
think about, guys.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Billy Brish, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
This is Billy Eilish.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Really great, Billie Eilish did join us this week.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Mate, how are you welcome to the show. Thank you Tiger.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When she blessed the guys with an absolutely on point
bird impression.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was standing on the balcony in the hotel room going,
what I'm telling you, dude, it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Sounds like that, and she wasn't wrong. Here's Billy, here's
a crow. Not bad. But of course Whipper had to
crack out his one animal impression as well. Can I
give you my Dolphin's good? Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
Here's Whipper, here's a dolphin. You be the judge.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Try to get yourself onto a billy off. That is
so kind of you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Just quickly back to the Queen. Since it's been such
a big topic.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
This week, there's been some amazing stories.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was quite impressive that it only took four days
for FITZI to find a connection between.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Her and we've been waiting for his thoughts on the
Queen's passing and Snoop Dog. He couldn't get into the
UK for quite a while. That's right. It kicked me
out the UK. But guess what came to my defairs?
But the Queen. The Queen set it down when the
Queen speak, bat you did.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's such a touching story that he re enacted what
he thinks the queen now, when the.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Queen speaks, When the Queen speaks now.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, it was touching. I was emotional.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Take notes Channel seven. That's how you do royal coverage.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You did tell us what you're thinking. You certainly did.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It was whippers nine year anniversary with Lisa this week.
It was beautiful just to have a moment to celebrate
nine years of marriage. And of course he took the
opportunity to give us all a little bit of love advice.
It was a love brush, says, not a toushy tap,
but I love brush suggestively, No, it's not so. I'd
like to present whippers top three tips for a successful marriage.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm fat. I'm fat. You know what. I'm fat. Don't
isolate that time, not as over.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Number one, Always be showing affection. Kiss with your partner,
at least on the lips in a three second embrace
every day.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And then he goes and christ in.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Number two, why don't we show the kids the video
of her wedding day. Relive some of your special memories.
The amount of duck poop every duck in the area
had had a colonic irrigation and it had dumped it
on that lawn. Lisa had this trail on her dress
which was like a fishing net in the water, and
it caught as much poop as possible.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
She dragged pool around for the rest of the day.
Will I organize that? I threw all the bread on
the ground and three, and then had Francesca come up
to me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Make sure the whole family is involved in your special
days two and a half.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Fu thinks she's going to get another sister.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So there you go, good luck.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I guess you're a gentleman. You wait for the girls
to grab one dumpling first, but then once they do
it is on paddle.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
From teenage Hartthrop to global superstar Robbie Williams.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Has had a wild ride.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, we had Robbie Williams on the show Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hello, Hello, sexy people. Hell.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I've left him to the very end because every time
we get him on he's just got the wildest stories,
like madeing Chris Rock at a party.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
My mind kind of just drifts off and then this
body appears walking up the stairs and I'm like, man,
famous man, oh man, famous man Chris Rock. Oh, you're
staring at Chris Rock now saying hello. And by the
time I got to that bit, Chris went, what month
like that? And like reared up with me like I'm
(05:43):
daring him out, and I wanted to bite.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It was a good story, but I don't think it'll
ever top the story he told us last time he
came on the show.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
She looked at me and she goes, have you got
morning Glory?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And I went yeah. And that's all I can legally
play to you. But if you'd like to hear the
full story, just google Robbie Williams clean us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
She's polishing more than the vases around the room.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Thank me later, See you guys next week. You're listening
to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast
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