October 7, 2021 • 43 mins
It's Friday, which means Riddle Time and Only Just Realised Are Back! Today the team also get a few famous chefs on the line (Hiya Colin Fassnidge) to share some secrets of the kitchen and Wippa gets a big break in the UK... kinda.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is welcome listeners to the potty. Go to our
Instagram and check out our video wrap for this week.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Tom Grennan the Whipper.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
No Tommy Grennan. They've officially renamed him Tom Grennan. Can
you believe never went by the name Tommy?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What's coming up on today's pod, Jessica?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We have another round of only just realized. The boys
also put their foot down this week and they said
no one is allowed to call up and tell us
what side of the car the petrol gauge is on,
the petrol the petrol.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Pump is on.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's still so many people out there when I mentioned that,
I still don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's guys for Freedom Monday. If you're looking for something
to tell someone at the pub, tell them that when
you're looking at the petrol gauge, the little arrow points
to which side the petrol thing is on.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, okay, so only just realize what else we got?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We've also got Snitch's recap coming out.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
One of his best do this.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Kylie Mino gets involved in that one and it's something
quite special. And then finally we got quite a few
calls from some special chefs today because Fitz he asked
a big question. What happens when you send.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
A meal back, which we've all done.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I've never set it in silence and not wanted to
do it because you don't want to cause a for fuff.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Don't you reckon. There's two types of people in the world.
There's the sendbacks and the thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was wonderful.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
We were talking about FREEDMDAW Monday and we're all excited
about it. Don't get me wrong. We've gone through COVID,
We've gone through lockdown, the homeschooling, the tough times. God,
I don't think I'm ready. I'm feeling this anxiety about
open day. I'm feeling nervous about everything kicking in again.
When the rush came on and the conversation around the
(01:38):
street and here in the studio was my god, what
restaurant books have you got? Bookings have you got? But
what have you sought it out? I went, oh, my god,
I'm not going to get in places. What are we
going to do? Then I thought about the conversations that
take place in my house on the weekend, and it's like,
we got to be there bus seven, but I'm getting
my head done at five. What times the babysitter arriving.
Oh my god, so there's pre drenches there. Do we
(01:59):
need be there at six point thirty? Can you call
the babysitter and change that? All of this that comes
with it? What am I wearing? Hey? Have you got
your jacket back from the dry cleaner's? Bloody hell? I
don't have a jacket. All of this gear that goes on,
not ready for it.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
So you pay other people to do it?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
No, No, I don't. I do it myself.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
The wrong whips. I was saying, lend it before we started.
If I didn't have kids, this would just be Christmas
come early. But it's trying to factor in amas where
you're going, and then.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I'm punishing a rest.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Someone want to look after my kids all I go out.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You know when you're planning a holiday, and there's so
much to go into planning a holiday, from the packing,
the location, the accommodation, what you've got to do, that
pressure of a big trip. I'm feeling right now about
going out on a Friday night. Guys like I feel
like next week, well Monday being Freedom Day, needs to
be warm up week where we just start to adjust.
It's a transition week where you get your nail nails done,
(02:54):
says the hair gets done, fits your check your wardrobe.
You need to make sure that you're ready for this.
Your social chats up and about and the other thing too,
is I think I've fumbled because like everybody, and this
probably started last year when we went into lockdown. It was,
Oh my god, I'm going to come out of this
like the biggest star. I'm going to get into my fitness.
(03:14):
I'm going to lose weight, I'm going to eat healthy,
I'm going to learn a language. I'm going to learn
an instrument. Gets stuffed Kristin Fisher. Kristin Fisher in the East,
I've emerged as a fat slob and now I've got
a week to go. It's like I've gone from winter
to summer and my body's not ready for the begges.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Awkward when you see people for the first time and
they're not going to say, my god, you look.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
So good, Oh my god, finally we can hug. Yeah,
but you're a meter away from me now because I
can't get my arms around you. I'm so big.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, you've had a good lookout.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh I'm not having any commitments. Has been amazing. I
think we will look back on.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
This time and go, jeez, that was a good time.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
We didn't appreciate certain elements there are we want.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
To open up. That's fair enough, and small business is struggling.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
But there is a moment where you know to go
into a weekend with no commitments at all and spend
it with your family.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I just had to say goodbye to my kids on Sunday.
I'll say goodbye to them. You will not see dad
for six months.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's gone.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
That is free to make Thank you. John Farna is
coming around. Tommy, you have we have the mobile clinics
for COVID testing at the moment right, yes, yes, and
we encourage in the thick of battle, we encouraged everybody
to wait in their car for hours, drive through, get
your swab, get your tests. Let's work on this as
a team. Now. I think if you've got organized for
(04:34):
next week on behalf of fits in Whipper. We do
drive through hair nail clinics, nice drove anything conversation starters
because we're all going out going Hey, what have you
been up to nothing? I know you've been up to nothing.
What are we going to talk about? How good to beer. Yeah,
so we're going to move. I want to drive through
therapy clinic as well.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
How to drive through haircut work.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
They very queer car and.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Clean out the window.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Very similar to what you're getting now, Tom, I suppose
I mean not like.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Your Ace Ventura. Head out of the car. Jenny's had
a whippersnapper.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Like a dog with the window down. It's like a
car wash, Tom. We need a human car wash. That's
what we need, and you've got to have it ready
for Mondays.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
When it's time to trade laps around the supermarket for a.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Trip to what just put me in the direction? Made
the bag's are packed.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
It's time to what if.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
What if has great deals on a range of hotels
and holiday rentals, plus you can book flights and car hire.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Visit WhatIf dot com. What if it's Ozzie for travel.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Let's talk about this pilot. It's unbelievable story. Dennis Collie
is his name. A licensed Traverse City pilot.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
He paid one.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Hundred and ten thousand dollars for a twenty ten sea
wind which sounds pretty good.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
One hundred and.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Ten grand, like I mean for an aeroplane, for an.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Aeroplane and he's a pilot, he knows what to do,
so it's a hell of a story.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Dennis said.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
He went and met on June twenty fifth, Collie Fluke
com Mershall Leaning at Lax, Los Angeles, where he met
Lynn Swann, an eighty eight year old retired pilot airplane,
airplane builder and.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
A self described grumpy old.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Man who advertised the Sea Wind three thousand for sale.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So it was bought for one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
The two aviators drove east from Los Angeles to the
foothills of the Bracketfield Airport. It was here where Collie
had got his first gander of the new plane. Did
it look he said At the time he was just
excited about the purchase, though later he said he didn't
think the condition of the plane had been properly convacant
missing a wing. Swan says that while the plane hadn't
(06:39):
flown for two years, this is the old bloke. He said,
a pilot friend had taken it up for a test flight.
In the aircraft, it was ship shape. It's only done
twenty hours of flying time on the engine. It's basically
brand new, so take it. One hundred and ten grand,
it's all yours, so all right. So Dennis then takes off.
He radio to the tower for his first test flight
(07:00):
over the airport, climbed up to five hundred feet. Then
something went wrong. He said, I'm got to come down.
He's gone down and up three times because he noticed
the nose up without any inputs Now, I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Basically, he had to crash land it need did quite
well to.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Get it onto the tarmac. On the tar makes sair.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
So he said, he looked at it.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
He said, it would have been worse damage if there
wasn't a block of wood that was hammered underneath the
plane that saved me. That took the brunt of the impact.
So he said, all right, I'm getting back in. Wow,
there's crash number one.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I mean to fall off a horse. Let's they get
back on. I understand that, get back back in a
broken plane. I don't get it.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
I'm just one a quick look as well to see
what a sea wind that usually set you back. Yeah,
about two hundred and fifty thousand US.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He's got a good deal, great deal, half price.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So the next one it was it got dark now,
so he said, I will take off.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I'll be all right. And it was his first night
land in twenty years. It was three twenty two am.
He went over New Mexico.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
The airplane stalled and came down hard to the left
of the runway, and I ended up into the weeds
and the.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Bumpy sage grassless.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Dawn broke. I don't know where he slept. I don't
know where he slept, but dawn broke. The sun came up,
and he said it was a bit of an ugly view.
He I escaped injury, but there was a few things
on the plane.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
He said. I'm a mechanic.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I told myself I can do this. Oh No, Collier
was airborne at once again kidding what dragged it out
of the reeds. My plane was going north along the
western slope of the Rockies to avoid the approaching New
Mexico Chicago East blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Anyway, he's getting over the mountains.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
The left wings servo hinge tab was stuck, he said,
in the nose of the plane kept pitching up. When
it got worse, Collier put a rag between his knee
and the steering wheel and pushed as hard as he
could towards Nebraska.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
There was stalling, there.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Was slugging through the rough family.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
He's had another crash land.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I forced it onto the ground and a wife, a
husband and wife team who worked at the airport, rocked
up in a golf cart.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
They said, settle down, mate, you seem to be shaking
quite a bit. He said, no, I'm all right. I
just need to fix my plane off.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And you don't have to do this. This is that.
That was day three, so it's three days, three crashes.
He's just warming up.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Is this your worst nightmare on a plane.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
This guy has got dickhead syndrome. He's an idiot. He's
bought a plane half price and now he's crashed three
times in three days and he's still ready to.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Guard it's a durable plane.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Oh my god, did you know when there's trouble?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
This is another I think we're up to that, the
fifth or sixth crashing car crash. Now, he said, I
was coming into land at a new airport.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
He said, I had to radio them to see if
there was a spot on the ground. You know you're
in a trouble. The engine sparted.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
The gage showed less than four gallons of fuel, and
Collie has said he was pretty sure the landing gear
under the nose wasn't down. I landed both man and
held it off as long as I could.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
This guy's a legend. Awesome because I don't know how
there was. That was the sixth one. There's one more
crash in there, but I know he's done it.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
You need to tell me at the end of the
story that he resold it back to the other guy
having said that it flies perfectly.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, you should have taken it back and said that
was just a test test into it.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Could I take it for a week? How did you go?
I crashed on a daily basis.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Actually, speaking of dodgy dodgy airports, I was chatting to
a friend. She was an air traffic controller here in Sydney.
It spent the past six weeks over in East Team
or because they're trying to improve their air traffic controlling.
I said, how bad was it? She goes, this is
not a joke. The airport was using for the radar
to bring in planes. Granted they weren't bringing in.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
A lot A free app.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
A free radar app was telling them how to bring
in a plane into East Team.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
All yeah, there's a guy just saw them was tarmac
with the sauceman and the son's reflecting.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Sorry, sorry, guys, got my mum's calling me.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Guys, we're also going to do And I can't believe
this still rolls on on a Friday, but people keep
contacting us with more and more only just realized, realized.
Don't feel silly when we talk about only just realize,
share it with everybody else, because quite often when the
penny drops and you go, oh my god, thank you
for sharing that with me, because I can take something
(11:29):
home today, I feel so much smarter for knowing that
here's one that got sent to us. Did you know
in medieval times bras were called breast bags? You got
a breast bag? Makes sense, doesn't it? Because they're like
a bag. It's like, I mean, do you want to
put your apples your oranges? Now? I think I'll put
(11:51):
my breasts in there. That is your breast bag. Reast
bags yep, kind of mean. Honey, my breast bags are
so dirty old? Can I please get some new ones? Sports?
Do you have my sports breast bag there? You know
that one that just doesn't look as lazy as a
normal bag. That's sort of aerodynamic one. Have you got
that there at all? Do you know what some of
(12:12):
the calls we've got recently have a listener.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
I've only just realized the lyrics to replays.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
I got my iPod stuck on replay instead of I've
got my eyeball stuck in my brain. When you're cooling up,
where the handle is, there's a little clip at the back,
and if you hold the clip, you don't have to
hold the handles all the time.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
It just does.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
The movie Halloween, Michael Myser's mask is actually a William
Shatner mask painted white.
Speaker 13 (12:37):
You just realize that your third eye isn't your bumple.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
What if you can you see your undies right now
from the inside now, that would be clever.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
William Shatner one, that one because we went straight onto
Google and chat and it is the exacme mask.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Another one that came through too. You know the band Gorillas.
Have you got the Gorillas? Is named The band was
named after a group of gorillas. Is called a band. No, yes,
so you've got a flock of birds, You've got a
band of gorillas for that's why Gorilla is the band
(13:17):
came out. That's where they got their name from.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
But they're also saying that the member who is the
artist in the band is also Banksy.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Let know what's the band story behind Limp Biscuit? They
talk about.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
What was their album hot Dog Flavored Water or.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Some Chocolate Starfish and the hot what's the chocolate stuff?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's another band?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
No, I know that, but what is it? What is
it really again?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Limp Bishop performing? What is going on with this world?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Don't google chocolate Starship Starfish?
Speaker 14 (14:00):
Oh, I only just realized, Fitz love this.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I mean, we don't do many educating educational segments on
the shot. No is it not? Hello, I'm here cool
can talk radio. But if you take something away and
you learn something from this segment, tell your friends where
did you hear? It? Fits in? Weber only just realized, guys,
spread the word because we're all in this together.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
No more phone calls of the arrow pointing on the
fuel gauge in your car as well, we get them officially.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I think we've had twenty eight of those.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I think, so you're not wing you the bottle of
double ging Gina Katie in.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Worry Wood, what have you go on? You just realized
love I've.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Only just realized now this is a bit of a
deep one. It's that when you're thinking back on a
last thing, you're actually not recalling the event. You're actually
only thinking about the memory of the event. So it's
only when you think about the last time, so.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
You're you're checking back in on the last time you
thought about it, not when it actually happens.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yeah, whenever you think back on it, it's not actually
the events. You're thinking back to when you last thought
thought about it.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
How your memory gets skewed.
Speaker 12 (15:11):
It does.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's that we found out about now.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I like it, Kate, I like it.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Didn't we find out about deja vu as well, which
is deja vous. It gets stored in the wrong in
the wrong party of memory in your brain.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Yeah, so hang on, So it's not a moment in life.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You've been there before.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
So deja vu gets stored. It's supposed to be stored
in the.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Short memory part of your brain, but it gets stored
in the long part of the memory. So you always
hold on to that that tiny it could be like
so that feeling of jumping out in front of you.
Usually that would be a short memory that you would
forget about a day later, but it gets stored.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
In your long term memory, long term memory.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
And then all of a sudden you recall it and go,
oh my god, a cat.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
But I feel like that that's happened to.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Me before, me before, I get so much deja.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Vu between six and nine, sitting next to me, you're
in drib dribble in your ears, Jamie and Iron Park,
what did you only just realize?
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Born boys? The alphabet that gets its name from the
Greek alphabet, which starts with alpha and beta.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I see and beta. Now alphabet?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
You say alphabet, and I think a lot of people do.
It's alphabet, isn't it? Yeah, alphabet alphabet? So why didn't
we just why don't we have the A on the
end of ALPHABETA? Then don't know, Jamie, no idea. They've
just dropped the A on the end.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
But it's alpha and beta. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Someone tried to tell me you're a level of intelligence
if I can give you a letter and you can
tell me what letters are either side of that letter.
And I've never been able to do it. So if
I say to you, if I say to you, f
you tell me what's good? Nice Tommy if I say
to you.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
It's a new game, We've got your game on the show.
P oh, and you would I.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Mean, yeah, now you're intelligence.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Ratulations the show.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Let's not get two characters as as we get off
the show, Sam, Sam and Jinellie.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
What have you only just realized?
Speaker 8 (17:23):
There you going, boys, I just realized that if you
look at the calendar where the name Jason came from
from July, August, December, Sober November.
Speaker 12 (17:35):
Really.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Just a coincidence.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Just realized you just looked at the calendar and going,
oh my god, that that spills Jason.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
That's that's where that is where the name originated from.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Sam, do you know that? Or you just had a
moment and thought, God, that's a coincidence. It's like a coincident.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, you like how Sam's only just realized that.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Tommy, yesterday we were talking about Twiggy Forest and we went,
where's the nickname of Andrew Forest? Why does he get Twiggy? Yeah?
I never thought about it. Tweaks in a forest.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Amazing.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Tommy and I at this moment we looked into each
other's eyes. We almost started.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Coming up not so smart again, but.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Then we realized, where does he get the nickname Twiggy
Forest could have called him anything deep dark, deep dark forest,
dark forest. They could have called him pine pine forest.
They didn't go with that.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
That's good, yeah, pine forest, pine forest.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Jess in Bondy, please save us. What have you only
just realized, jess?
Speaker 13 (18:43):
Hey, guys, so I've only just realized that the hand
DRIs in the bathroom you're actually supposed to rub your
hands together under them instead of like just having the
chilling under there like twice as squick or something.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
With the movement, right, the old drys that you used
to find in footy cops.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
And yeah, they tell you there are instructions on there
to say that you need.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
To rub your.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Hands together, and it drives quicker.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
I've got an issue with drys. I mean those old
fashioned ones you're talking about. Fits. I hated it at
school because the kids would turn them around. You can
turn the nozzle around, and then they'd spit into it
and salive would fly off across the bathrooms. They used
to do.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Would have stopped.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
To do your stir My DAUGHTERY did it in a movie,
didn't you.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, it's always the best.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
If your hair's flat, you go into the bathroom to
put your head on separately seeking.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
You used to spit into them, and who did that? Trasher?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Trasha would have done that. And then you know the
ones where you dip your hands in and you dip
your hands flat and down. Could I do that? I've
never found them effective, Like I've always pulled my hands
out and they go. Everyone talks about them as this phenomenal. Yeah,
I go up and down a bed and then I
pull them out and they go, You've done nothing, but
you're impatient. You've done nothing. I want to I'll be
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there for half an hour, Mate's as quick as the
old is always hanging out in the men's Where.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Do we go here?
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I feel like Sam, it was a good effort, Jason story.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Sam, give it to us again. Mate, But we'll call
him back and send it off to him. All right.
So where the name Jason came from? July, August, September, October, November.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
His name's not even Jason.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
A little little, A little little little, that's right, Rettle.
Time returns Friday.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
You guys remember ages ago? You remember that day when
Facebook and Instagram went down?
Speaker 6 (20:58):
He had like two days ago or was it Tuesday?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
A few years ago, right. I remember that day. We
couldn't struck, we couldn't live stream.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
It was hor your games.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
It was such a.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
Gloriousness, devastating Fitzy to lift your mood. Remember the time
I walked into the office and I said, guys, I've
got a great idea for a segment, and you went,
what is it? But threw you that first riddle and
you didn't know what it was. And when I told you,
you went, my god, we could do this for years.
That has been the evolution of riddle. Don't remember that.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
That wasn't the evolution of that means to do what
quizz of the week or something? What happened to that thing?
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Quiz of the week, best quiz of the week.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
The big best, best game ever was.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
I don't even know how that worked. Sometimes you let
them slides theirs, but riddle time has here to stay
streaming live and if you want to have a crack
at one of the riddles, guys, thirteen twenty four to ten,
I wonder if we'll get a phone call from Mandy
and mascot who knows at any stage she could call.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Through Dan on Facebook asked if you paid for that haircut?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Whip.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Yes, I pay for all my haircuts. Actually, I didn't
pay for this haircut unless it was a home haircut
for the best home. No, no, it's not a homeless guy.
Give me a haircut. That's tom Ivy. Let's move on
to the first riddle. Guys, I help you from head
to toe. The more I work, the smaller I grow.
What am I ted? Hit me with a riddle the
(22:22):
other day dinner, No says what gets wetter as you
get drier? And I went, don't try to out riddle me, mate,
because I'm the host of the segment. Sit down and
eat your broccoli. It's the next generation of Again, I
help you from head to toe. The more I work,
the smaller I grow. What am I grow is just
(22:46):
in there for the alliteration and rhyming purposes your waistline
or anything. No, it's not. No, it's not Edward on Facebook?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Is it sop?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yes? It is a bar of soap. Guys, what on Edie?
You've taken out the first one? Help you from head
to toe. The more I work, the smaller and girl,
it's a bar of soap.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Nails next scratch.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yeah, no nails. Funkals come through. Hello, who is it? Hello?
Call up? Hello, guys?
Speaker 13 (23:16):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Good morning? Good morning for us?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Right?
Speaker 13 (23:25):
A man pushes his car and stops in front of
a hotel and immediately goes bunk book?
Speaker 8 (23:32):
What is he do?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
We monopoly?
Speaker 13 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Well you spot on in the post? Thanks Mandy? That guys,
what do you reckon?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Many looks like I might be played in a movie.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Curlyish bob length hair. It's brownish red.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
You know I'm seeing like a Meryl street that little.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, I'm thinking red here as well?
Speaker 10 (23:58):
Man?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
What color is your hair?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Mandy?
Speaker 12 (24:00):
It's great brown.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
We're right?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Who would play you in a movie?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Mandy?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (24:09):
I don't know what would mean?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Meryl Streep.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
A funny person?
Speaker 12 (24:13):
I reckon? Yeah, it's not just shut up?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
That doesn't help. How you look at all? That's you? Mandy? Sorry, guys,
I've got a big Tony calling. Are you there? Big Tony?
Speaker 8 (24:24):
You know.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
To you got a riddle made? Or just calling to
say hello on a Friday, or just call li in
DJ legend.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
But I'll give you a riddle.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Go for a buddy, nice weak one?
Speaker 12 (24:41):
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
What word looks the same upside down and backwards. Uh?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Really what we're down and backwards? Upside backwards?
Speaker 12 (24:58):
No, that's incorrect.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Is it boob?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Can you ask him?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Make? Is it boob? It's not boob? Sorry MDG. No,
it's definitely not.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Pandemic Pete on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Pandemic is the word or letter I? Is it the
word letter I?
Speaker 11 (25:19):
No, that's incorrect.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Geez, big Tony's called through with a stumper on a Friday.
Someone brend us says, Hannah, is it Hannah? Correct?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
She's right.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
That's a palindrome, isn't it, Big Tony? You're going to
have to give it to us here, mate? What is it?
Speaker 12 (25:39):
The word is swim?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Swim?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Yeah, swim, Big Tony? Good on, you made a good weekend.
See your Big Tony in the post. Oh my gosh,
that was good from Big Tony this morning. He's really
ramped it up. Here we go. We move on to
the sheet. Guys, I've got thirteen hearts but no other organs?
What am I deck of cards? Spot on, Tom, this
(26:08):
is one of the oldest riddles I've ever heard. We're
going to go for it in case you're not across
it this morning. There are two people frozen in ice.
An archaeologist comes across them when the ice has melted.
She instantly says, that's Adam and Eve. How does she know?
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Yeah, I know this one. Do you want me to
tell it?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
No? Not just yet throw it around the room. How
does she know it's Adam and Eve?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Because there's an apple?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
No, a snake? Good thinking? No, they have T shirts
on that's say Adam. And how does she know it's
Adam and Eve? That was different?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Did they have a baby?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yes, but the baby wasn't there. That was not the clue.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
You're in the in the in the area.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
First, what's something different to their bodies?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Because if you're the.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
First person on drinking Ryan, what do you what do
you have right there?
Speaker 6 (27:15):
What don't you have that everyone else born does a
belly button? They didn't have a belly button? Huge round
of riddle time, Because world, guys, why.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
You should never upset a chef. Now, we've all heard
about chefs pressure cooker situation in the now as if
you're listening as well, I'd love to hear a call
from you because I've heard that you don't want to
send something back to a chef because you don't know
what you're going to get in return?
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Do they really or are they happy to just fix
your meal because your pain?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
What's that movie where he sends back the eggs or
the jam on toast and the overweight chef in the
kitchen licks it and then he puts it down his
pants and farts on it. Yes, then puts it back
on the plate and sends it out.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Oh, the one on that road trip, road trip, and
then it gets really sick.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Have you upset a chef before? If you've got a
story of that, give us twenty fourteen. Because this burger
joint over in the States, very very popular, huge lineups,
and you know what, I can actually see this couple
particular way that they want their burger. So what they
said is they actually print it out and they.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Give it to the girl working behind the desk, and
then she's so detailed she hands it. Can you read
out like this is who is it? It's Karen and
Allen's burg Allan.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
And Karen's Burgers to go. One all buns in one container.
Two all meats in one container. Please burger patties as
rare as possible. Three or veggies in one container for
all cheeses in one container. Five of course, fries in
separate containers. Six sauces or other items separate too. So
really they want to deconstruct.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
It, make get it home your pest this thing. What
did the chef do?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Well, yeah, they've got it back.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
But yeah, the chef may have put some of it
down his pants.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Because he just doesn't want to be told how to
do his burgers.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
I mean a couple of great stories. As you know, Fitz,
I had a situation where I bit into a hamburger
and it had glass in the burger. I'm not allowed
to talk about where it was for the sake of
a deal. Yeah, it did take a pay out. It
sliced my tongue open.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
And it wasn't that bad. It was a little bit
of blind stitches or anything.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
You don't get stitches in your tongue for things like that. No,
the tonguehills very quickly. Stitches you can if you bite
your tongue in half, they'll stitch that up. And then
what about the Couldibay Hotel. We all remember what happened there.
I mean, I'll have the chocolate Sunday minus the if
you wouldn't mind.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Oh so unfortunate, isn't it. It's always just remembered.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
I did hear the store made of Mine is mates
with the guy it happened to, and they'd been a
little bit. They'd been hard work as a customer that
day because they wanted us, they wanted the footy on
the TV. And it was a bit of moaning going on.
And the next thing, you know, when that chocolate Sunday
came out.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Oh, that's just we've got a phone call here from
now Now are you.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
There, buddy?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Oh well, guy now now has an amazing restaurant here
in Sydney. But I want to ask you, and I
know it's a pressure cooker situation in that kitchen. What
happens when a customer sends food back?
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Now, if you'll first of all, you first of all
turn around and blame the stuff, mate, to be honest
with you, and then you ever got the stuff, and
then you get them in the office and you're ready
to suck them, and then you realize that actually, sometimes
it's not their faulty. You've got to look at the
product when it comes back. But when it's people like
Matt the group that's send the food back looking out
(31:00):
your restaurant.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Okay, simple solution, maybe a chicken probably, mate, You know
what I mean?
Speaker 11 (31:06):
You just go down next to you right here in
whisperings ear, do you mind leaving this establishment?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
He obviously you don't do anything terrible. But is there
anything that you've heard of other chefs over the years
of what they've done.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
Yeah, I've heard of a very well known chef go
out and and, you know, sit with the customer and
have a conversation and it's turned out into a can
you leave the restaurant? You know I'm in the right
and you're in the wrong situation.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Did they do anything to the food? Have you ever
worked somewhere where someone's done something to the foot I haven't.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
I haven't at all of anything like that. I never
heard of anything like that.
Speaker 13 (31:41):
It would be it'd be wrong.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Now let me ask you this because I know that
you've worked with one man in particular, Gordon Ramsey. Now
was that Gordon Ramsey that went and sat down and
then ended up kicking the guy out?
Speaker 11 (31:52):
No comments?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
What do you do if someone asks for saying medium
rare steak and you cook at medium rare but they
think you've done it well done?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Or not enough, and you know you're right. How do
you get around.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
That that's at your house, isn't it. Yeah, it's at
the end of the day. You know, I'm one of
these people and personalities that will be that will stand
up for myself and my staff and tell them that
you know, you've ordered it like this, this is how
it is. But at the end of the day, you've
always got to redo it.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
And that's that's the hardship of it.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
It's got to You've got to swallow your pride sometimes
and just redo it to the customer because the end
of the day, they're paying for what they're eating.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
You know, it'd be good to have nil open too, buddy, cowait.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Guys, Honestly, it's been too long and the co work
to everybody down there, and yeah, I was down there
yesterday on a scooter riding around because I was that excited.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
So awesome.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Well, actually, we've got one more call of Benny from
Tim Pey, you know, a famous chef who got quite angry.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Benny.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Hey, you guys, Yeah I do. I'm a television director
and I work with Jamie Oliver. Yes, Jamie is normally
the nicest, nicest you'd ever meet, you know, really friendly.
What you see on television is what he's like. But
we were doing a show in Birmingham in the UK
one day and we were saying, what is possibly the
world's worst hotel. The show remained nameless, and we were
(33:13):
all having dinner together and he was there with Jewels,
his wife who was pregnant at the time, and we
order as he orders a salad for her and it
comes out and the instead of using salad dressing, they've
used dish washing liquid by mistake. They've obviously picked up
the wrong bottle in the wrong bottle in the kitchen
and just sprayed it with fairy liquid. So he says,
(33:35):
he calls the way to over and he says, look,
you know, just just so you know, this salad dressing
is in salad dressing, it's fairy liquid. Can you send
it back anyway? It goes back, comes back out. Jewels
tucked into it. Sure enough, still salad, still fairy liquid.
And this happened three times, and by the third time
(33:55):
he absolutely lost his mind and he almost went in
the kitchen, dragged a chef out by his ear and
literally said, you know what's wrong with you?
Speaker 11 (34:04):
My wife's pregnant.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Don't you understand?
Speaker 12 (34:06):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
Absolutely lost his mind. And the only time in twenty
years of working with him that I've ever seen him
and get angry before he lost his mind that day.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Well, that's fair enough. If they've made the mistake three times, Yeah,
you feel like they're doing it on purpose. We have
that story.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
One more call. Wanted to get involved, Coler Are you there?
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Hello? Is that and whipper shirt.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
As he pretends to be friendly?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Ohs I have you ever? Have you ever seen a
dust up in the kitchen before Faz where there's been
a bit of a blow between chefs and and that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
I have seen everything in a kitchen. I once had
a chef who was a bit fond at a saw
and not the red wine soss, just the red wine.
He got arrested the night before and was late and
came home and he had to wash We had all
these barrel Monday one day to clean off the when
(35:08):
they come in from the market and the guy put
him through the dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
That's amazing. Can you do that?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Does it work?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Put the SuDS in?
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Let's just say it's a little bit of a doos
still that day.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
A dishwasher full of Barramunday.
Speaker 12 (35:26):
Yeah, they're gone. I've seeing guys. Uh when steaks come
back going in deep bath Royer. Yeah, but that's not
what's done. Like if you do that, you're a grub.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yeah right, okay, because you know what when you say
the steak is not cooked enough and they take it back,
does a guy back on the grill or they throw
in the oven?
Speaker 12 (35:47):
Well, well, it depends. Like if it's well gone girls
in the oven, it's already dead. You know, if you
order a well done stake, you get these the worst
piece of you get by the end piece you don
say if you get a storeline, there's a bit of
grainy bit you're gonna get that.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Yeah, isn't that interesting? I didn't realize, of course, See
you fired up?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Who was the angriest shift that you worked unders over
the ears?
Speaker 12 (36:16):
Well, I worked for Raymond Blok, big guy Gordon Ramsey
put My worst and my worst ever bollocking was from
Liam Tomlin was the restaurant pomp Bank. He was in
Martin Place and Sydney had three hats. Yeah, and he
took me on the meat on a Friday for first
ever on the meat section, that's the busiest section. They
have this dish called the beef for scene like it
was fifty dollars the pop at the Times for twenty
(36:37):
years ago. That's expensive. They're going to me, okay's middle
of lunch. You've got fifty an order and they gotta
go how many you got on? Like three guys. Reaches
over the bench. He's got this big hairy hand so
on portion. Sure, yeah, that means the restaurant's gone. The
letter cutting down today, drags me off by the bench,
(37:00):
but the big hairy fingers controls you around the kitchen. Wow,
and it was it was the only day, the only
bollocking in my life.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Shut down for the day.
Speaker 12 (37:11):
I'm not really we got a back truck when I
was basically just take the shot.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Oh yes, money.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
If served as So, we're going to drop the recap
of the week. We got time for it. I don't
think we have time for today. She's in the studio
the Assassin.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It's an exciting surprise too.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
In the recap, which includes some international covering. O happy
you put together, very happy, God on you buddy. Let's
have a listen.
Speaker 14 (37:40):
Yes, it's been a short week. For some states, and
apparently not short enough for FITZI, who said this on
Tuesday morning.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
It is three to nine for your Friday morning. Let's
do this.
Speaker 14 (37:49):
I mean it's not unlike Fitzy together the.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Day off, it's going to be a magnificent day to tay.
Speaker 14 (37:55):
But four days off is pretty impressive. And Vizy wasn't
the only one that was thrown off by the short week.
Because our call is for pun day Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
I mean, wow, on Tuesday, the girls eating she was
at Hot Burger chewing away, and then she realized she
was chewing on a severed finger.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
We're looking for movies with a finger pun in it.
Speaker 12 (38:16):
Where's my finger?
Speaker 8 (38:19):
You all know the classics face off? Now we have
finger off.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
Finger burger fingers?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
You do?
Speaker 6 (38:36):
We need to spell out that it helps if you
can rhyme the finger.
Speaker 14 (38:38):
Put Yeah, you know it's not going well when this
is the one that wins the old classic from Patrick's way.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
Point of breakngrant.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
Destroy you win by defaults. But at least it was
better than Matt de Groot's one.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
But thumb and thummer it's not actually a finger.
Speaker 14 (39:00):
What an idiot?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
What a loser?
Speaker 14 (39:03):
Sarah gave us some very exciting news about Adele.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
This week, she has unveiled ten seconds of her new
track easy on Me.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
Have a listened, and Adele's vocals on the track were
just divine.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
What I love you.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Fly.
Speaker 14 (39:25):
Okay, for this next bit, let's play a game. Can
you guess what Whipper's talking about?
Speaker 6 (39:29):
I was on my back. She starts putting on gloves.
Speaker 14 (39:32):
Haven't got it yet.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
For twenty minutes I lay down. Then she said, okay,
we're going to do some cupping.
Speaker 14 (39:36):
How about now?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
And she got to those muscles with her hands in If.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
Your answer was going for a massage, you're unfortunately correct.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
I thought the entire thing was a sitch up. One guy,
two breaths, one cup. I'm going to take my shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Off now, I already yeah, you joke now fits.
Speaker 14 (39:55):
But we all know that you're the expert on the
team on dodgy massage places.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
When you don't your massage parlor.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
The difference is when you look at the table and
there's two holes instead of one hole.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
It was wild and I feel abused.
Speaker 14 (40:11):
Now can we stop down the recap for just a
second because I've got a very important announcement to make.
We have our very first international entry for the recap,
all the way from the Breakfast show of XFM in
the UK, who just discovered Australia's celebrity apprentice.
Speaker 15 (40:27):
The Apprentice is great and you don't really need to
know the people are in it. But the Veronicas are
on it. That great song untouched, great song too. One
of the DJs from Australian radio is on it.
Speaker 14 (40:42):
I mean, it's pretty amazing to get mentioned internationally. It's
just a pity they couldn't get your name correct.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Whoopy right, who.
Speaker 14 (40:52):
Wer whippy whipper.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
That's that's what I said.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Right there, you go. You're basically glean international celebrity. Congrats
will be.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
You don't really need to know the people are an.
Speaker 14 (41:05):
International celebrity that people do care about. Came on the
show this week. Might have heard of her. Her name's
Kylie Minoa.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Can you please welcome the magnificent.
Speaker 14 (41:13):
Car and great news, guys, she's coming back to Australia.
Quite simple.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
I was spending more time in Australia and then I
can come and.
Speaker 13 (41:23):
Actually see you in person.
Speaker 14 (41:26):
And even bitter news. She's replacing that degree. I can
do the weather or the traffic.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Like, imagine that we got rid of the group for
Kylie me and O what ancrap?
Speaker 14 (41:44):
Oh please whippers, let me do the honors. Hey, you
grew Yeah get the.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
With.
Speaker 14 (41:51):
A topic of truancy came up on the show this
week in school. It showed a clear divide on the
show between the cool kids.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Oh way to go and see el mcphir and in
a lingerie parade of David Jones, we just hang.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
Out at shopping center and the absolute nerds.
Speaker 9 (42:05):
I waged school to go to the launch of Xbox
Halo the Alex School for the first day of the
Xbox when it came out.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
You guys are so cool the team Halo.
Speaker 14 (42:17):
I loved it. Hi had a girl friends.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
You kill Me?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
We and Mark Philipoosis on the show this week from Sas, Australia.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
Good morning guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 14 (42:29):
And for a guy who's publicly said that he doesn't
love this nickname the poop, how many times do you
reckon Fitz? He called him that in the interview. Let's
have a listen.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Do you know who lost the most poop? Every day?
You're growing stronger and stronger, Pope. Can I just say poop?
Speaker 6 (42:43):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (42:44):
A great lesson poop. It's a great exercise for anyone poop.
Thanks for coming on the show, peop, appreciate it.
Speaker 14 (42:49):
Thank you for the coin words. And he might have
been annoyed about it had we been not asked this
as his last question.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
What was tough a carrying that log or carrying Paris
Hilton in that relationship? Oh well, you know, I don't
know what to say to that.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Coming on the show.
Speaker 14 (43:05):
Well, before we go, guys, we should get a traffic
update from our new traffic peak. Kylie Minogue. Kylie, Okay, Kylie,
how are the roads looking?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
It sucks.
Speaker 14 (43:18):
It's because of the car that's on the bridge.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
That's fine.
Speaker 14 (43:21):
Fine, Yeah, that's right. So how far is it backed up?
So you're saying if you avoid the bridge?
Speaker 8 (43:28):
Ay?
Speaker 14 (43:29):
Any other recommendations on how to get to work? Oh god, Kylie, No,
no one wants to take city rail. But you've still
done a much better job than that. Degree. No, no,
what did I say?
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Get out of here?
Speaker 14 (43:44):
See you guys next week. The Whippers Show is a
Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head
to Nova podcast dot com dot are you
This is welcome listeners to the potty. Go to our
Instagram and check out our video wrap for this week.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Tom Grennan the Whipper.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
No Tommy Grennan. They've officially renamed him Tom Grennan. Can
you believe never went by the name Tommy?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What's coming up on today's pod, Jessica?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We have another round of only just realized. The boys
also put their foot down this week and they said
no one is allowed to call up and tell us
what side of the car the petrol gauge is on,
the petrol the petrol.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Pump is on.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There's still so many people out there when I mentioned that,
I still don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's guys for Freedom Monday. If you're looking for something
to tell someone at the pub, tell them that when
you're looking at the petrol gauge, the little arrow points
to which side the petrol thing is on.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, okay, so only just realize what else we got?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We've also got Snitch's recap coming out.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
One of his best do this.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Kylie Mino gets involved in that one and it's something
quite special. And then finally we got quite a few
calls from some special chefs today because Fitz he asked
a big question. What happens when you send.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
A meal back, which we've all done.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I've never set it in silence and not wanted to
do it because you don't want to cause a for fuff.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Don't you reckon. There's two types of people in the world.
There's the sendbacks and the thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was wonderful.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
We were talking about FREEDMDAW Monday and we're all excited
about it. Don't get me wrong. We've gone through COVID,
We've gone through lockdown, the homeschooling, the tough times. God,
I don't think I'm ready. I'm feeling this anxiety about
open day. I'm feeling nervous about everything kicking in again.
When the rush came on and the conversation around the
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street and here in the studio was my god, what
restaurant books have you got? Bookings have you got? But
what have you sought it out? I went, oh, my god,
I'm not going to get in places. What are we
going to do? Then I thought about the conversations that
take place in my house on the weekend, and it's like,
we got to be there bus seven, but I'm getting
my head done at five. What times the babysitter arriving.
Oh my god, so there's pre drenches there. Do we
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need be there at six point thirty? Can you call
the babysitter and change that? All of this that comes
with it? What am I wearing? Hey? Have you got
your jacket back from the dry cleaner's? Bloody hell? I
don't have a jacket. All of this gear that goes on,
not ready for it.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
So you pay other people to do it?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
No, No, I don't. I do it myself.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
The wrong whips. I was saying, lend it before we started.
If I didn't have kids, this would just be Christmas
come early. But it's trying to factor in amas where
you're going, and then.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I'm punishing a rest.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Someone want to look after my kids all I go out.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You know when you're planning a holiday, and there's so
much to go into planning a holiday, from the packing,
the location, the accommodation, what you've got to do, that
pressure of a big trip. I'm feeling right now about
going out on a Friday night. Guys like I feel
like next week, well Monday being Freedom Day, needs to
be warm up week where we just start to adjust.
It's a transition week where you get your nail nails done,
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says the hair gets done, fits your check your wardrobe.
You need to make sure that you're ready for this.
Your social chats up and about and the other thing too,
is I think I've fumbled because like everybody, and this
probably started last year when we went into lockdown. It was,
Oh my god, I'm going to come out of this
like the biggest star. I'm going to get into my fitness.
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I'm going to lose weight, I'm going to eat healthy,
I'm going to learn a language. I'm going to learn
an instrument. Gets stuffed Kristin Fisher. Kristin Fisher in the East,
I've emerged as a fat slob and now I've got
a week to go. It's like I've gone from winter
to summer and my body's not ready for the begges.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Awkward when you see people for the first time and
they're not going to say, my god, you look.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
So good, Oh my god, finally we can hug. Yeah,
but you're a meter away from me now because I
can't get my arms around you. I'm so big.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, you've had a good lookout.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh I'm not having any commitments. Has been amazing. I
think we will look back on.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
This time and go, jeez, that was a good time.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
We didn't appreciate certain elements there are we want.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
To open up. That's fair enough, and small business is struggling.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
But there is a moment where you know to go
into a weekend with no commitments at all and spend
it with your family.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I just had to say goodbye to my kids on Sunday.
I'll say goodbye to them. You will not see dad
for six months.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's gone.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
That is free to make Thank you. John Farna is
coming around. Tommy, you have we have the mobile clinics
for COVID testing at the moment right, yes, yes, and
we encourage in the thick of battle, we encouraged everybody
to wait in their car for hours, drive through, get
your swab, get your tests. Let's work on this as
a team. Now. I think if you've got organized for
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next week on behalf of fits in Whipper. We do
drive through hair nail clinics, nice drove anything conversation starters
because we're all going out going Hey, what have you
been up to nothing? I know you've been up to nothing.
What are we going to talk about? How good to beer. Yeah,
so we're going to move. I want to drive through
therapy clinic as well.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
How to drive through haircut work.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
They very queer car and.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Clean out the window.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Very similar to what you're getting now, Tom, I suppose
I mean not like.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Your Ace Ventura. Head out of the car. Jenny's had
a whippersnapper.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Like a dog with the window down. It's like a
car wash, Tom. We need a human car wash. That's
what we need, and you've got to have it ready
for Mondays.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
When it's time to trade laps around the supermarket for a.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Trip to what just put me in the direction? Made
the bag's are packed.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
It's time to what if.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
What if has great deals on a range of hotels
and holiday rentals, plus you can book flights and car hire.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Visit WhatIf dot com. What if it's Ozzie for travel.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Let's talk about this pilot. It's unbelievable story. Dennis Collie
is his name. A licensed Traverse City pilot.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
He paid one.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Hundred and ten thousand dollars for a twenty ten sea
wind which sounds pretty good.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
One hundred and.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Ten grand, like I mean for an aeroplane, for an.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Aeroplane and he's a pilot, he knows what to do,
so it's a hell of a story.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Dennis said.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
He went and met on June twenty fifth, Collie Fluke
com Mershall Leaning at Lax, Los Angeles, where he met
Lynn Swann, an eighty eight year old retired pilot airplane,
airplane builder and.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
A self described grumpy old.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Man who advertised the Sea Wind three thousand for sale.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So it was bought for one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
The two aviators drove east from Los Angeles to the
foothills of the Bracketfield Airport. It was here where Collie
had got his first gander of the new plane. Did
it look he said At the time he was just
excited about the purchase, though later he said he didn't
think the condition of the plane had been properly convacant
missing a wing. Swan says that while the plane hadn't
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flown for two years, this is the old bloke. He said,
a pilot friend had taken it up for a test flight.
In the aircraft, it was ship shape. It's only done
twenty hours of flying time on the engine. It's basically
brand new, so take it. One hundred and ten grand,
it's all yours, so all right. So Dennis then takes off.
He radio to the tower for his first test flight
(07:00):
over the airport, climbed up to five hundred feet. Then
something went wrong. He said, I'm got to come down.
He's gone down and up three times because he noticed
the nose up without any inputs Now, I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Basically, he had to crash land it need did quite
well to.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Get it onto the tarmac. On the tar makes sair.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
So he said, he looked at it.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
He said, it would have been worse damage if there
wasn't a block of wood that was hammered underneath the
plane that saved me. That took the brunt of the impact.
So he said, all right, I'm getting back in. Wow,
there's crash number one.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I mean to fall off a horse. Let's they get
back on. I understand that, get back back in a
broken plane. I don't get it.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
I'm just one a quick look as well to see
what a sea wind that usually set you back. Yeah,
about two hundred and fifty thousand US.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He's got a good deal, great deal, half price.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So the next one it was it got dark now,
so he said, I will take off.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I'll be all right. And it was his first night
land in twenty years. It was three twenty two am.
He went over New Mexico.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
The airplane stalled and came down hard to the left
of the runway, and I ended up into the weeds
and the.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Bumpy sage grassless.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Dawn broke. I don't know where he slept. I don't
know where he slept, but dawn broke. The sun came up,
and he said it was a bit of an ugly view.
He I escaped injury, but there was a few things
on the plane.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
He said. I'm a mechanic.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I told myself I can do this. Oh No, Collier
was airborne at once again kidding what dragged it out
of the reeds. My plane was going north along the
western slope of the Rockies to avoid the approaching New
Mexico Chicago East blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Anyway, he's getting over the mountains.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
The left wings servo hinge tab was stuck, he said,
in the nose of the plane kept pitching up. When
it got worse, Collier put a rag between his knee
and the steering wheel and pushed as hard as he
could towards Nebraska.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
There was stalling, there.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Was slugging through the rough family.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
He's had another crash land.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I forced it onto the ground and a wife, a
husband and wife team who worked at the airport, rocked
up in a golf cart.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
They said, settle down, mate, you seem to be shaking
quite a bit. He said, no, I'm all right. I
just need to fix my plane off.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And you don't have to do this. This is that.
That was day three, so it's three days, three crashes.
He's just warming up.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Is this your worst nightmare on a plane.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
This guy has got dickhead syndrome. He's an idiot. He's
bought a plane half price and now he's crashed three
times in three days and he's still ready to.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Guard it's a durable plane.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Oh my god, did you know when there's trouble?
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
This is another I think we're up to that, the
fifth or sixth crashing car crash. Now, he said, I
was coming into land at a new airport.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
He said, I had to radio them to see if
there was a spot on the ground. You know you're
in a trouble. The engine sparted.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
The gage showed less than four gallons of fuel, and
Collie has said he was pretty sure the landing gear
under the nose wasn't down. I landed both man and
held it off as long as I could.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
This guy's a legend. Awesome because I don't know how
there was. That was the sixth one. There's one more
crash in there, but I know he's done it.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
You need to tell me at the end of the
story that he resold it back to the other guy
having said that it flies perfectly.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, you should have taken it back and said that
was just a test test into it.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Could I take it for a week? How did you go?
I crashed on a daily basis.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Actually, speaking of dodgy dodgy airports, I was chatting to
a friend. She was an air traffic controller here in Sydney.
It spent the past six weeks over in East Team
or because they're trying to improve their air traffic controlling.
I said, how bad was it? She goes, this is
not a joke. The airport was using for the radar
to bring in planes. Granted they weren't bringing in.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
A lot A free app.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
A free radar app was telling them how to bring
in a plane into East Team.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
All yeah, there's a guy just saw them was tarmac
with the sauceman and the son's reflecting.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Sorry, sorry, guys, got my mum's calling me.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Guys, we're also going to do And I can't believe
this still rolls on on a Friday, but people keep
contacting us with more and more only just realized, realized.
Don't feel silly when we talk about only just realize,
share it with everybody else, because quite often when the
penny drops and you go, oh my god, thank you
for sharing that with me, because I can take something
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home today, I feel so much smarter for knowing that
here's one that got sent to us. Did you know
in medieval times bras were called breast bags? You got
a breast bag? Makes sense, doesn't it? Because they're like
a bag. It's like, I mean, do you want to
put your apples your oranges? Now? I think I'll put
(11:51):
my breasts in there. That is your breast bag. Reast
bags yep, kind of mean. Honey, my breast bags are
so dirty old? Can I please get some new ones? Sports?
Do you have my sports breast bag there? You know
that one that just doesn't look as lazy as a
normal bag. That's sort of aerodynamic one. Have you got
that there at all? Do you know what some of
(12:12):
the calls we've got recently have a listener.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
I've only just realized the lyrics to replays.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
I got my iPod stuck on replay instead of I've
got my eyeball stuck in my brain. When you're cooling up,
where the handle is, there's a little clip at the back,
and if you hold the clip, you don't have to
hold the handles all the time.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
It just does.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
The movie Halloween, Michael Myser's mask is actually a William
Shatner mask painted white.
Speaker 13 (12:37):
You just realize that your third eye isn't your bumple.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
What if you can you see your undies right now
from the inside now, that would be clever.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
William Shatner one, that one because we went straight onto
Google and chat and it is the exacme mask.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Another one that came through too. You know the band Gorillas.
Have you got the Gorillas? Is named The band was
named after a group of gorillas. Is called a band. No, yes,
so you've got a flock of birds, You've got a
band of gorillas for that's why Gorilla is the band
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came out. That's where they got their name from.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
But they're also saying that the member who is the
artist in the band is also Banksy.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Let know what's the band story behind Limp Biscuit? They
talk about.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
What was their album hot Dog Flavored Water or.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Some Chocolate Starfish and the hot what's the chocolate stuff?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's another band?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
No, I know that, but what is it? What is
it really again?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Limp Bishop performing? What is going on with this world?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Don't google chocolate Starship Starfish?
Speaker 14 (14:00):
Oh, I only just realized, Fitz love this.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I mean, we don't do many educating educational segments on
the shot. No is it not? Hello, I'm here cool
can talk radio. But if you take something away and
you learn something from this segment, tell your friends where
did you hear? It? Fits in? Weber only just realized, guys,
spread the word because we're all in this together.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
No more phone calls of the arrow pointing on the
fuel gauge in your car as well, we get them officially.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I think we've had twenty eight of those.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I think, so you're not wing you the bottle of
double ging Gina Katie in.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Worry Wood, what have you go on? You just realized
love I've.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Only just realized now this is a bit of a
deep one. It's that when you're thinking back on a
last thing, you're actually not recalling the event. You're actually
only thinking about the memory of the event. So it's
only when you think about the last time, so.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
You're you're checking back in on the last time you
thought about it, not when it actually happens.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yeah, whenever you think back on it, it's not actually
the events. You're thinking back to when you last thought
thought about it.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
How your memory gets skewed.
Speaker 12 (15:11):
It does.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's that we found out about now.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
I like it, Kate, I like it.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Didn't we find out about deja vu as well, which
is deja vous. It gets stored in the wrong in
the wrong party of memory in your brain.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Yeah, so hang on, So it's not a moment in life.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You've been there before.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
So deja vu gets stored. It's supposed to be stored
in the.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Short memory part of your brain, but it gets stored
in the long part of the memory. So you always
hold on to that that tiny it could be like
so that feeling of jumping out in front of you.
Usually that would be a short memory that you would
forget about a day later, but it gets stored.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
In your long term memory, long term memory.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
And then all of a sudden you recall it and go,
oh my god, a cat.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
But I feel like that that's happened to.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Me before, me before, I get so much deja.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Vu between six and nine, sitting next to me, you're
in drib dribble in your ears, Jamie and Iron Park,
what did you only just realize?
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Born boys? The alphabet that gets its name from the
Greek alphabet, which starts with alpha and beta.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I see and beta. Now alphabet?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
You say alphabet, and I think a lot of people do.
It's alphabet, isn't it? Yeah, alphabet alphabet? So why didn't
we just why don't we have the A on the
end of ALPHABETA? Then don't know, Jamie, no idea. They've
just dropped the A on the end.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
But it's alpha and beta. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Someone tried to tell me you're a level of intelligence
if I can give you a letter and you can
tell me what letters are either side of that letter.
And I've never been able to do it. So if
I say to you, if I say to you, f
you tell me what's good? Nice Tommy if I say
to you.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
It's a new game, We've got your game on the show.
P oh, and you would I.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Mean, yeah, now you're intelligence.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Ratulations the show.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Let's not get two characters as as we get off
the show, Sam, Sam and Jinellie.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
What have you only just realized?
Speaker 8 (17:23):
There you going, boys, I just realized that if you
look at the calendar where the name Jason came from
from July, August, December, Sober November.
Speaker 12 (17:35):
Really.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Just a coincidence.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Just realized you just looked at the calendar and going,
oh my god, that that spills Jason.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
That's that's where that is where the name originated from.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Sam, do you know that? Or you just had a
moment and thought, God, that's a coincidence. It's like a coincident.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, you like how Sam's only just realized that.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Tommy, yesterday we were talking about Twiggy Forest and we went,
where's the nickname of Andrew Forest? Why does he get Twiggy? Yeah?
I never thought about it. Tweaks in a forest.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Amazing.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Tommy and I at this moment we looked into each
other's eyes. We almost started.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Coming up not so smart again, but.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Then we realized, where does he get the nickname Twiggy
Forest could have called him anything deep dark, deep dark forest,
dark forest. They could have called him pine pine forest.
They didn't go with that.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
That's good, yeah, pine forest, pine forest.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Jess in Bondy, please save us. What have you only
just realized, jess?
Speaker 13 (18:43):
Hey, guys, so I've only just realized that the hand
DRIs in the bathroom you're actually supposed to rub your
hands together under them instead of like just having the
chilling under there like twice as squick or something.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
With the movement, right, the old drys that you used
to find in footy cops.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
And yeah, they tell you there are instructions on there
to say that you need.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
To rub your.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Hands together, and it drives quicker.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
I've got an issue with drys. I mean those old
fashioned ones you're talking about. Fits. I hated it at
school because the kids would turn them around. You can
turn the nozzle around, and then they'd spit into it
and salive would fly off across the bathrooms. They used
to do.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Would have stopped.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
To do your stir My DAUGHTERY did it in a movie,
didn't you.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, it's always the best.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
If your hair's flat, you go into the bathroom to
put your head on separately seeking.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
You used to spit into them, and who did that? Trasher?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Trasha would have done that. And then you know the
ones where you dip your hands in and you dip
your hands flat and down. Could I do that? I've
never found them effective, Like I've always pulled my hands
out and they go. Everyone talks about them as this phenomenal. Yeah,
I go up and down a bed and then I
pull them out and they go, You've done nothing, but
you're impatient. You've done nothing. I want to I'll be
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there for half an hour, Mate's as quick as the
old is always hanging out in the men's Where.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Do we go here?
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I feel like Sam, it was a good effort, Jason story.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Sam, give it to us again. Mate, But we'll call
him back and send it off to him. All right.
So where the name Jason came from? July, August, September, October, November.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
His name's not even Jason.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
A little little, A little little little, that's right, Rettle.
Time returns Friday.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
You guys remember ages ago? You remember that day when
Facebook and Instagram went down?
Speaker 6 (20:58):
He had like two days ago or was it Tuesday?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
A few years ago, right. I remember that day. We
couldn't struck, we couldn't live stream.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
It was hor your games.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
It was such a.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
Gloriousness, devastating Fitzy to lift your mood. Remember the time
I walked into the office and I said, guys, I've
got a great idea for a segment, and you went,
what is it? But threw you that first riddle and
you didn't know what it was. And when I told you,
you went, my god, we could do this for years.
That has been the evolution of riddle. Don't remember that.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
That wasn't the evolution of that means to do what
quizz of the week or something? What happened to that thing?
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Quiz of the week, best quiz of the week.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
The big best, best game ever was.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
I don't even know how that worked. Sometimes you let
them slides theirs, but riddle time has here to stay
streaming live and if you want to have a crack
at one of the riddles, guys, thirteen twenty four to ten,
I wonder if we'll get a phone call from Mandy
and mascot who knows at any stage she could call.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Through Dan on Facebook asked if you paid for that haircut?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Whip.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Yes, I pay for all my haircuts. Actually, I didn't
pay for this haircut unless it was a home haircut
for the best home. No, no, it's not a homeless guy.
Give me a haircut. That's tom Ivy. Let's move on
to the first riddle. Guys, I help you from head
to toe. The more I work, the smaller I grow.
What am I ted? Hit me with a riddle the
(22:22):
other day dinner, No says what gets wetter as you
get drier? And I went, don't try to out riddle me, mate,
because I'm the host of the segment. Sit down and
eat your broccoli. It's the next generation of Again, I
help you from head to toe. The more I work,
the smaller I grow. What am I grow is just
(22:46):
in there for the alliteration and rhyming purposes your waistline
or anything. No, it's not. No, it's not Edward on Facebook?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Is it sop?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yes? It is a bar of soap. Guys, what on Edie?
You've taken out the first one? Help you from head
to toe. The more I work, the smaller and girl,
it's a bar of soap.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Nails next scratch.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yeah, no nails. Funkals come through. Hello, who is it? Hello?
Call up? Hello, guys?
Speaker 13 (23:16):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Good morning? Good morning for us?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Right?
Speaker 13 (23:25):
A man pushes his car and stops in front of
a hotel and immediately goes bunk book?
Speaker 8 (23:32):
What is he do?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
We monopoly?
Speaker 13 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Well you spot on in the post? Thanks Mandy? That guys,
what do you reckon?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Many looks like I might be played in a movie.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Curlyish bob length hair. It's brownish red.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
You know I'm seeing like a Meryl street that little.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, I'm thinking red here as well?
Speaker 10 (23:58):
Man?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
What color is your hair?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Mandy?
Speaker 12 (24:00):
It's great brown.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
We're right?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Who would play you in a movie?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Mandy?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (24:09):
I don't know what would mean?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Meryl Streep.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
A funny person?
Speaker 12 (24:13):
I reckon? Yeah, it's not just shut up?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
That doesn't help. How you look at all? That's you? Mandy? Sorry, guys,
I've got a big Tony calling. Are you there? Big Tony?
Speaker 8 (24:24):
You know.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
To you got a riddle made? Or just calling to
say hello on a Friday, or just call li in
DJ legend.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
But I'll give you a riddle.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Go for a buddy, nice weak one?
Speaker 12 (24:41):
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
What word looks the same upside down and backwards. Uh?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Really what we're down and backwards? Upside backwards?
Speaker 12 (24:58):
No, that's incorrect.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Is it boob?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Can you ask him?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Make? Is it boob? It's not boob? Sorry MDG. No,
it's definitely not.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Pandemic Pete on Facebook.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Pandemic is the word or letter I? Is it the
word letter I?
Speaker 11 (25:19):
No, that's incorrect.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Geez, big Tony's called through with a stumper on a Friday.
Someone brend us says, Hannah, is it Hannah? Correct?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
She's right.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
That's a palindrome, isn't it, Big Tony? You're going to
have to give it to us here, mate? What is it?
Speaker 12 (25:39):
The word is swim?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Swim?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Yeah, swim, Big Tony? Good on, you made a good weekend.
See your Big Tony in the post. Oh my gosh,
that was good from Big Tony this morning. He's really
ramped it up. Here we go. We move on to
the sheet. Guys, I've got thirteen hearts but no other organs?
What am I deck of cards? Spot on, Tom, this
(26:08):
is one of the oldest riddles I've ever heard. We're
going to go for it in case you're not across
it this morning. There are two people frozen in ice.
An archaeologist comes across them when the ice has melted.
She instantly says, that's Adam and Eve. How does she know?
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Yeah, I know this one. Do you want me to
tell it?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
No? Not just yet throw it around the room. How
does she know it's Adam and Eve?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Because there's an apple?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
No, a snake? Good thinking? No, they have T shirts
on that's say Adam. And how does she know it's
Adam and Eve? That was different?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Did they have a baby?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yes, but the baby wasn't there. That was not the clue.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
You're in the in the in the area.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
First, what's something different to their bodies?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Because if you're the.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
First person on drinking Ryan, what do you what do
you have right there?
Speaker 6 (27:15):
What don't you have that everyone else born does a
belly button? They didn't have a belly button? Huge round
of riddle time, Because world, guys, why.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
You should never upset a chef. Now, we've all heard
about chefs pressure cooker situation in the now as if
you're listening as well, I'd love to hear a call
from you because I've heard that you don't want to
send something back to a chef because you don't know
what you're going to get in return?
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Do they really or are they happy to just fix
your meal because your pain?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
What's that movie where he sends back the eggs or
the jam on toast and the overweight chef in the
kitchen licks it and then he puts it down his
pants and farts on it. Yes, then puts it back
on the plate and sends it out.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Oh, the one on that road trip, road trip, and
then it gets really sick.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Have you upset a chef before? If you've got a
story of that, give us twenty fourteen. Because this burger
joint over in the States, very very popular, huge lineups,
and you know what, I can actually see this couple
particular way that they want their burger. So what they
said is they actually print it out and they.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Give it to the girl working behind the desk, and
then she's so detailed she hands it. Can you read
out like this is who is it? It's Karen and
Allen's burg Allan.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
And Karen's Burgers to go. One all buns in one container.
Two all meats in one container. Please burger patties as
rare as possible. Three or veggies in one container for
all cheeses in one container. Five of course, fries in
separate containers. Six sauces or other items separate too. So
really they want to deconstruct.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
It, make get it home your pest this thing. What
did the chef do?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Well, yeah, they've got it back.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
But yeah, the chef may have put some of it
down his pants.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Because he just doesn't want to be told how to
do his burgers.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
I mean a couple of great stories. As you know, Fitz,
I had a situation where I bit into a hamburger
and it had glass in the burger. I'm not allowed
to talk about where it was for the sake of
a deal. Yeah, it did take a pay out. It
sliced my tongue open.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
And it wasn't that bad. It was a little bit
of blind stitches or anything.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
You don't get stitches in your tongue for things like that. No,
the tonguehills very quickly. Stitches you can if you bite
your tongue in half, they'll stitch that up. And then
what about the Couldibay Hotel. We all remember what happened there.
I mean, I'll have the chocolate Sunday minus the if
you wouldn't mind.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Oh so unfortunate, isn't it. It's always just remembered.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
I did hear the store made of Mine is mates
with the guy it happened to, and they'd been a
little bit. They'd been hard work as a customer that
day because they wanted us, they wanted the footy on
the TV. And it was a bit of moaning going on.
And the next thing, you know, when that chocolate Sunday
came out.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Oh, that's just we've got a phone call here from
now Now are you.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
There, buddy?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Oh well, guy now now has an amazing restaurant here
in Sydney. But I want to ask you, and I
know it's a pressure cooker situation in that kitchen. What
happens when a customer sends food back?
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Now, if you'll first of all, you first of all
turn around and blame the stuff, mate, to be honest
with you, and then you ever got the stuff, and
then you get them in the office and you're ready
to suck them, and then you realize that actually, sometimes
it's not their faulty. You've got to look at the
product when it comes back. But when it's people like
Matt the group that's send the food back looking out
(31:00):
your restaurant.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Okay, simple solution, maybe a chicken probably, mate, You know
what I mean?
Speaker 11 (31:06):
You just go down next to you right here in
whisperings ear, do you mind leaving this establishment?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
He obviously you don't do anything terrible. But is there
anything that you've heard of other chefs over the years
of what they've done.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
Yeah, I've heard of a very well known chef go
out and and, you know, sit with the customer and
have a conversation and it's turned out into a can
you leave the restaurant? You know I'm in the right
and you're in the wrong situation.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Did they do anything to the food? Have you ever
worked somewhere where someone's done something to the foot I haven't.
Speaker 11 (31:36):
I haven't at all of anything like that. I never
heard of anything like that.
Speaker 13 (31:41):
It would be it'd be wrong.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Now let me ask you this because I know that
you've worked with one man in particular, Gordon Ramsey. Now
was that Gordon Ramsey that went and sat down and
then ended up kicking the guy out?
Speaker 11 (31:52):
No comments?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
What do you do if someone asks for saying medium
rare steak and you cook at medium rare but they
think you've done it well done?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Or not enough, and you know you're right. How do
you get around.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
That that's at your house, isn't it. Yeah, it's at
the end of the day. You know, I'm one of
these people and personalities that will be that will stand
up for myself and my staff and tell them that
you know, you've ordered it like this, this is how
it is. But at the end of the day, you've
always got to redo it.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
And that's that's the hardship of it.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
It's got to You've got to swallow your pride sometimes
and just redo it to the customer because the end
of the day, they're paying for what they're eating.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
You know, it'd be good to have nil open too, buddy, cowait.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Guys, Honestly, it's been too long and the co work
to everybody down there, and yeah, I was down there
yesterday on a scooter riding around because I was that excited.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
So awesome.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Well, actually, we've got one more call of Benny from
Tim Pey, you know, a famous chef who got quite angry.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Benny.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Hey, you guys, Yeah I do. I'm a television director
and I work with Jamie Oliver. Yes, Jamie is normally
the nicest, nicest you'd ever meet, you know, really friendly.
What you see on television is what he's like. But
we were doing a show in Birmingham in the UK
one day and we were saying, what is possibly the
world's worst hotel. The show remained nameless, and we were
(33:13):
all having dinner together and he was there with Jewels,
his wife who was pregnant at the time, and we
order as he orders a salad for her and it
comes out and the instead of using salad dressing, they've
used dish washing liquid by mistake. They've obviously picked up
the wrong bottle in the wrong bottle in the kitchen
and just sprayed it with fairy liquid. So he says,
(33:35):
he calls the way to over and he says, look,
you know, just just so you know, this salad dressing
is in salad dressing, it's fairy liquid. Can you send
it back anyway? It goes back, comes back out. Jewels
tucked into it. Sure enough, still salad, still fairy liquid.
And this happened three times, and by the third time
(33:55):
he absolutely lost his mind and he almost went in
the kitchen, dragged a chef out by his ear and
literally said, you know what's wrong with you?
Speaker 11 (34:04):
My wife's pregnant.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Don't you understand?
Speaker 12 (34:06):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
Absolutely lost his mind. And the only time in twenty
years of working with him that I've ever seen him
and get angry before he lost his mind that day.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Well, that's fair enough. If they've made the mistake three times, Yeah,
you feel like they're doing it on purpose. We have
that story.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
One more call. Wanted to get involved, Coler Are you there?
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Hello? Is that and whipper shirt.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
As he pretends to be friendly?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Ohs I have you ever? Have you ever seen a
dust up in the kitchen before Faz where there's been
a bit of a blow between chefs and and that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
I have seen everything in a kitchen. I once had
a chef who was a bit fond at a saw
and not the red wine soss, just the red wine.
He got arrested the night before and was late and
came home and he had to wash We had all
these barrel Monday one day to clean off the when
(35:08):
they come in from the market and the guy put
him through the dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
That's amazing. Can you do that?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Does it work?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Put the SuDS in?
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Let's just say it's a little bit of a doos
still that day.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
A dishwasher full of Barramunday.
Speaker 12 (35:26):
Yeah, they're gone. I've seeing guys. Uh when steaks come
back going in deep bath Royer. Yeah, but that's not
what's done. Like if you do that, you're a grub.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yeah right, okay, because you know what when you say
the steak is not cooked enough and they take it back,
does a guy back on the grill or they throw
in the oven?
Speaker 12 (35:47):
Well, well, it depends. Like if it's well gone girls
in the oven, it's already dead. You know, if you
order a well done stake, you get these the worst
piece of you get by the end piece you don
say if you get a storeline, there's a bit of
grainy bit you're gonna get that.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Yeah, isn't that interesting? I didn't realize, of course, See
you fired up?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Who was the angriest shift that you worked unders over
the ears?
Speaker 12 (36:16):
Well, I worked for Raymond Blok, big guy Gordon Ramsey
put My worst and my worst ever bollocking was from
Liam Tomlin was the restaurant pomp Bank. He was in
Martin Place and Sydney had three hats. Yeah, and he
took me on the meat on a Friday for first
ever on the meat section, that's the busiest section. They
have this dish called the beef for scene like it
was fifty dollars the pop at the Times for twenty
(36:37):
years ago. That's expensive. They're going to me, okay's middle
of lunch. You've got fifty an order and they gotta
go how many you got on? Like three guys. Reaches
over the bench. He's got this big hairy hand so
on portion. Sure, yeah, that means the restaurant's gone. The
letter cutting down today, drags me off by the bench,
(37:00):
but the big hairy fingers controls you around the kitchen. Wow,
and it was it was the only day, the only
bollocking in my life.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Shut down for the day.
Speaker 12 (37:11):
I'm not really we got a back truck when I
was basically just take the shot.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Oh yes, money.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
If served as So, we're going to drop the recap
of the week. We got time for it. I don't
think we have time for today. She's in the studio
the Assassin.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It's an exciting surprise too.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
In the recap, which includes some international covering. O happy
you put together, very happy, God on you buddy. Let's
have a listen.
Speaker 14 (37:40):
Yes, it's been a short week. For some states, and
apparently not short enough for FITZI, who said this on
Tuesday morning.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
It is three to nine for your Friday morning. Let's
do this.
Speaker 14 (37:49):
I mean it's not unlike Fitzy together the.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Day off, it's going to be a magnificent day to tay.
Speaker 14 (37:55):
But four days off is pretty impressive. And Vizy wasn't
the only one that was thrown off by the short week.
Because our call is for pun day Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
I mean, wow, on Tuesday, the girls eating she was
at Hot Burger chewing away, and then she realized she
was chewing on a severed finger.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
We're looking for movies with a finger pun in it.
Speaker 12 (38:16):
Where's my finger?
Speaker 8 (38:19):
You all know the classics face off? Now we have
finger off.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
Finger burger fingers?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
You do?
Speaker 6 (38:36):
We need to spell out that it helps if you
can rhyme the finger.
Speaker 14 (38:38):
Put Yeah, you know it's not going well when this
is the one that wins the old classic from Patrick's way.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
Point of breakngrant.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
Destroy you win by defaults. But at least it was
better than Matt de Groot's one.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
But thumb and thummer it's not actually a finger.
Speaker 14 (39:00):
What an idiot?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
What a loser?
Speaker 14 (39:03):
Sarah gave us some very exciting news about Adele.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
This week, she has unveiled ten seconds of her new
track easy on Me.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
Have a listened, and Adele's vocals on the track were
just divine.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
What I love you.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Fly.
Speaker 14 (39:25):
Okay, for this next bit, let's play a game. Can
you guess what Whipper's talking about?
Speaker 6 (39:29):
I was on my back. She starts putting on gloves.
Speaker 14 (39:32):
Haven't got it yet.
Speaker 6 (39:33):
For twenty minutes I lay down. Then she said, okay,
we're going to do some cupping.
Speaker 14 (39:36):
How about now?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
And she got to those muscles with her hands in If.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
Your answer was going for a massage, you're unfortunately correct.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
I thought the entire thing was a sitch up. One guy,
two breaths, one cup. I'm going to take my shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Off now, I already yeah, you joke now fits.
Speaker 14 (39:55):
But we all know that you're the expert on the
team on dodgy massage places.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
When you don't your massage parlor.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
The difference is when you look at the table and
there's two holes instead of one hole.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
It was wild and I feel abused.
Speaker 14 (40:11):
Now can we stop down the recap for just a
second because I've got a very important announcement to make.
We have our very first international entry for the recap,
all the way from the Breakfast show of XFM in
the UK, who just discovered Australia's celebrity apprentice.
Speaker 15 (40:27):
The Apprentice is great and you don't really need to
know the people are in it. But the Veronicas are
on it. That great song untouched, great song too. One
of the DJs from Australian radio is on it.
Speaker 14 (40:42):
I mean, it's pretty amazing to get mentioned internationally. It's
just a pity they couldn't get your name correct.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Whoopy right, who.
Speaker 14 (40:52):
Wer whippy whipper.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
That's that's what I said.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Right there, you go. You're basically glean international celebrity. Congrats
will be.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
You don't really need to know the people are an.
Speaker 14 (41:05):
International celebrity that people do care about. Came on the
show this week. Might have heard of her. Her name's
Kylie Minoa.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Can you please welcome the magnificent.
Speaker 14 (41:13):
Car and great news, guys, she's coming back to Australia.
Quite simple.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
I was spending more time in Australia and then I
can come and.
Speaker 13 (41:23):
Actually see you in person.
Speaker 14 (41:26):
And even bitter news. She's replacing that degree. I can
do the weather or the traffic.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Like, imagine that we got rid of the group for
Kylie me and O what ancrap?
Speaker 14 (41:44):
Oh please whippers, let me do the honors. Hey, you
grew Yeah get the.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
With.
Speaker 14 (41:51):
A topic of truancy came up on the show this
week in school. It showed a clear divide on the
show between the cool kids.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Oh way to go and see el mcphir and in
a lingerie parade of David Jones, we just hang.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
Out at shopping center and the absolute nerds.
Speaker 9 (42:05):
I waged school to go to the launch of Xbox
Halo the Alex School for the first day of the
Xbox when it came out.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
You guys are so cool the team Halo.
Speaker 14 (42:17):
I loved it. Hi had a girl friends.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
You kill Me?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
We and Mark Philipoosis on the show this week from Sas, Australia.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
Good morning guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 14 (42:29):
And for a guy who's publicly said that he doesn't
love this nickname the poop, how many times do you
reckon Fitz? He called him that in the interview. Let's
have a listen.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Do you know who lost the most poop? Every day?
You're growing stronger and stronger, Pope. Can I just say poop?
Speaker 6 (42:43):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (42:44):
A great lesson poop. It's a great exercise for anyone poop.
Thanks for coming on the show, peop, appreciate it.
Speaker 14 (42:49):
Thank you for the coin words. And he might have
been annoyed about it had we been not asked this
as his last question.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
What was tough a carrying that log or carrying Paris
Hilton in that relationship? Oh well, you know, I don't
know what to say to that.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Coming on the show.
Speaker 14 (43:05):
Well, before we go, guys, we should get a traffic
update from our new traffic peak. Kylie Minogue. Kylie, Okay, Kylie,
how are the roads looking?
Speaker 5 (43:17):
It sucks.
Speaker 14 (43:18):
It's because of the car that's on the bridge.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
That's fine.
Speaker 14 (43:21):
Fine, Yeah, that's right. So how far is it backed up?
So you're saying if you avoid the bridge?
Speaker 8 (43:28):
Ay?
Speaker 14 (43:29):
Any other recommendations on how to get to work? Oh god, Kylie, No,
no one wants to take city rail. But you've still
done a much better job than that. Degree. No, no,
what did I say?
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Get out of here?
Speaker 14 (43:44):
See you guys next week. The Whippers Show is a
Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head
to Nova podcast dot com dot are you
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