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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It has been a little bit off this morning. You
are right, big guy, with everybody. What happened this morning?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I actually feel like a rock star. And I have
damaged a hotel room. If you've damaged something in your
hotel room before, I probably shouldn't have picked up the
TV and thrown it off the eighth level of the hotel. No, no,
I didn't, So, Chrissy, what I've done this morning? Alarm's
gone off at four point thirty. I've gone into this show,
and you know what it's like.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You are in La la land.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
So I've got my electric toothbrush and I'm using it
just to brush my teeth. For anything else, I mean, Tom,
there's other things that you can do with that when.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
You use it.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, thank you. So I'm in the shower. I finished
using my electric toothbrush, and I thought I'll quickly jump
out of the shower and put it on the kitchen bench, sorry,
on the bathroom bench, and then I'll jump back into
the shower. As I've gone to jump back into the shower, Chrissy,
my foot has slipped out from underneath me. I've grabbed
(01:04):
the shower screen and I weigh ninety seven kilos six
with six and a half. The screens come off, completely
come off. I am so lucky it didn't smash. But
then I've ended up. The screens come off its hinges.
It's then smashed into the toilet and I'm on the
floor completely naked legs. Kimber surprisingly surprisingly quite a rouse
(01:30):
going this is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
God was too I need the toothbrush back. So that
was it a glass screen? It was a glass screen.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I think I chipped a bit of the toilet. But
then the worst thing about it with it was it's
I mean it's only a Quest hotel. There's no one
at reception, so I didn't So I've just left a
note for the housekeeper saying sorry, I damaged the screen
door this morning and it's off its hinges.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Room three or five had a really wild shower this morning.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Keep your eyes peeled on the internet. This is a
story waiting to happen.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You'd pay to see.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It's one Fitzgerald trashes hotel room in fish Parade, Jack's.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ex foot footballer and big brother star loses control in
a hotel room shower.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, I've cut the inside of my mea. I've got
a bit of a bruise, I'll be okay.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But he loved to see the footage.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
If you have inadvertently damaged a hotel room, before you
do you tell the hotel Do you think you can
get away with it?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
What did you do to it?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I think what happens if the damage is bad enough,
the hotel room will let you know about it. So
I reckon a lot of people go, I'm not going
to say anything until you get a phone call from
the hotel saying just wanted to fix up the damage,
some charges for the damage in the room. I think
that happens a fair bit.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Now, Christy, You've just been to Bali, right, and I
think there's some weird stuff that happens in Bali Waiting Guildford.
What happened to you in Bali?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Mate a lot of boys holiday and we had adjoining rooms,
so their room had its own power supply. They had
their card in theirs and I had mine which was
in the main living space. About five times they kept
getting out of it at night taking the card out,
which would turn all the power off in the air
conditioning it is in Balie. I was so annoyed by it.
By the fifth one that I ran to their room,
(03:21):
they locked the door, so I kicked the door and
managed to kick it off the hinges. So we spent
the rest of the night super bluing pieces back together,
screwing that screws back in with a kitchen knife, and
then just didn't say anything at.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Checkout, just together. I'm sure you didn't end up in
that other hotel episode.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The amount of gluing that happens with scooters in Bali
as well. When you smash a scooter, I could imaginsolutely
renee in Paramatta. You've seen some weird hotel room damage.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yes, I have, Hi, guys, I was a housekeeper in
Adelaide in a certain hotel. There was a room that
I had to do and this lady, it was very funny.
She there was a little coffee table and the room
was carpeted, and she had cut a square about the
(04:11):
size of a he intwel out of the carpet and
replaced it with the bath match, which was a completely
different color. It was very obvious, and we don't know why.
It was just a mystery.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That is strange, very straight.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I'm glad that I'm going to get closed. I just
felt like it needed a lift. It isn't like it
needed a fifth thanks.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Do you remember Fitz. We were speaking to somebody that
ran a hotel here and we said, you know, what's
some of the weird things you've walked into working at
the hotel? And he said, well, one time there was
a noise complaint. So we went to the room and
they'd pushed the bed to the other side of the room,
so that was in the corner, and they had an
inflatable pool that they'd blown up and there was ten
(05:02):
nude men in it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Party you ever had, Mikayla has given us a call
from WOOLENGNG. Now you're dubbing yourself in here, Mikayla.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I am.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I was my sister in law tens party and we
went to Magic.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Mike were a little bit too wasted on Sam Booker
shots and I'm a lightweight.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't do shots in general.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
But we got back to the hotel room and unfortunately
all the Sam Booker had come up, but it was
like black tarp.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was so bad the smell.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
We couldn't get the stain out of the sheet. So
what we ended up doing was stripping the bed and
in the morning when the cleaners come around to other roots,
is hiding the sheep inside the cleaner study, oh dear?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And then yeah they never questioned it since.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So well done, Sam Booker.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
It's points for being able to think so logically when
your brain was rattling around in your skull like a rotten.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Wall a horrible feeling. Well done, Well done, Alex and Baurel.
Welcome to the show. What happened on your footy trip? Alex?
Speaker 7 (06:27):
How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Sounds dangerous to ask that question.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
We were in Queensland, yeah, end of season trips and
like MICHAELA, I'm putting myself in as well. We decided
it was funny that a lounge flew off a tenth floor.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Kill something.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Uh no, no, we did look. We had a couple
of bits through the day. We did a little look, Swanny,
I must be serious, a little look, and then we
didn't realize until about twenty minutes later when a knock
on the door was people in uniform, which is the police,
(07:07):
but the building facing us was the police building.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Idiot new idiots and were couch land.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
We were asked to go and clean it up. I
put my hand up, honest, honest, and a couple others
helped me and we cleaned it up and luckily nothing
happened after that.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, you bought the couch back to the room.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
There are a lot of pieces, a lot of pieces.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
That is a great effort by the police. Just to
go boys, clean it up, go to bed, and we're done.
Let's go to Jessica and Camden. What did you and
your husband do to the couch?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Chess?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
We were away for his birthday in Byron Bay and
one night I thought I'll give him a bit of
a sexy night. I made him dinner. I put a
cute lingerie said on. We started to get into it
on the lounge. We ended up snapping the timber leg
off the lound and lounce so completely to the floor.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Great, so we ended up we.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Kept going and then after we just balanced the lounge
back on the leg, but it was still a bit long,
swonky the couch.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That will never be forgotten. What a great story, jess
I mean, if you don't Tommy, you had a situation
which I mean could only be described as a code brown.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Don't bring this out. That was that was in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It was because the code brown it happened here in
Sydney and Tommy in this situation, I mean, you can
tell the stir or I can. The only thing you
could do was to gather the sheets and the dinner
and put them in the back of the toy camera
and find somewhere else to yes.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
But it was very difficult Christy to to get rid
of Coke Browner, that that that was soiled in that way.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So I just kept who bought it, Tom Sell? It
made Facebook market places.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
I kept it in the boot for about three weeks.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Okay, did you take this as a sign from God
to go and get the samples done medication? Because that
is not normal.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
No, no, look, it wasn't normal. It's a better big
shout out to everyone at Holy Sheet help me with
the fits.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
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Speaker 5 (09:26):
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