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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I love looking you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Yes, who.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes? Back for another week Jess and Shay on Nova
for your podcast In Your Ears?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Ahs, Hey, Shay, who are you? I'm still trying to
work that out.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You're the one that gets stuck in my brain is
the one that goes. I literally just listen to it.
What's wrong with my brain? The video?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh I love you?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, it's like a little vocal step. I listened to
it and I just walk around the house. I love
you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I mean, what a thing to say if I put
something else in the opener. She's not thinking about us though,
if I said, ah, you're a peaceasion.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Coming up in the podcast today, we're going to talk
about a few things. Celebrities that sell things that are
just weird. They're just bizarre.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yes, I think you've got a good list of this.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes. Also, we're going to talk about little tree culture.
There's a few other things coming up. But have you
ever had a tea move ail?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know what happened? Did you hear the news? So
the whole TMU factory burnt down in China?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
No, eighty dollars worth of damage eighty.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But did they spin the wheel before he get like
two hundred percent. I always wonder how that works, you
get two hundred percent off your team or water.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You know, my dad does not rate that joke.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Doesn't at all.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
No, He's like, because I said it to my mum,
the whole factory burnt down eighty dollars worth of damage because.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Everything's so cheap, does dad know what TIMU is?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, he like had to unpack and he said, well,
what you mean is eighty dollars worth of merch merchandising damage. Dad.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, don't ruin my joke. Don't ruin it with dad logic.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I ordered something and it was a T shirt, right,
and the T shirt said it said it said printed
printed tea. I can't remember the exact wording, but it
was like printed tea something and it had like a
really cool logo on it. I was like, yeah, I
buy that. It was what forty cents or something. It
was really really cheap and with two hundred percent off,
they were giving me money back. But it turned up
(01:56):
and it was literally a printed card, so it was
a printed shirt. And I was like, how do they
get away with this? How do they sell it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I always feel like, surely people are smart enough to
know that that's what's going to come.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But I will never make the mistake again. Because I
was waiting and the parcel turned up and I was like,
this parcel seems a little flat for a T shirt,
but maybe it's really really poor quality. Maybe it's packed
really really well.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, look, next time you want to order something off
that website, ask me. Because there's no I in T moves.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh, there is definitely.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You're listening to Jess and Shaye.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I don't know if Hey, the SBI's were held during
the week the SP's are is it? It's got to
be like I should look this up. It's like ESPN,
which is essentially sport. It's Sport awards. I've never sounded
more like like you're uneducated. Look a little white girl
that lives in Australia not knowing what the sps are.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I know that they did the Desbyat Awards on RuPaul's
Drag Race, and that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I love that. Actually, speaking of awards, there's two very
funny comedians over in the States and they do their
own awards once a year. They're like the cultural awards
kind of thing, and the stuff that they do are ridiculous,
Like it's like the award for the best cuddle, and
then it's like your mum after you come home from war,
your best friend, blah blah blah, Like just like randomly, anyway,
(03:16):
someone nominated do you know a merelya who does the
chicken shop dates? Oh yeah, yeah, they nominated her for
best Journalist in this fake awards. And then someone on
Twitter and actual journalists got on Twitter having seen the
awards and said, look, not to be that person, but
the fact that she's being nominated as a journalist when
she does like a satirical date show.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Just proves everything we need to know about the media
and America.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And I don't think she realized they were fake awards
and very promptly deleted the tweet.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Foot firmly planted in.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
But very much, so very much. I know, but no,
the SBIs were on. Shane Gillis was the host. He
has hosted SNEL a few times. He's a stand up comedian,
fairy funny. You might know him. He probably recognize his face,
and during his monologue, he did this very funny line,
have a little listen to this.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Four time WNBA All Star Britney Hicks is here. Give
it up for Brittany, everybody, I'm joking around. That's my
friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players.
That's crazy you clap for that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I love that. That's crazy you clap for that. But
it's true. So you think sometimes if you hit it
with enough enthusiasm, you can get people on board.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I've always said that if you if you say something
with enough enthusiasm and with like an air of confidence,
people will believe you one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, So I thought I would try this out on
someone here in the office.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
This is before you even arrived tonight.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
As you know, the only person that is here on
the weekend is our poor receptionist Bonnie.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
She doesn't leave, I know, and she's so lovely.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
But I just thought if I hit her with enough
enthusiasm that you and I had an interview with someone
famous who I have made up, would she believe it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Listen to how I went reception question for you.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Shane and I have an interview with Oliver Verse, the singer.
Do we need to like sign him in? You will? Okay?
Even if he's like hugely famous, and they're like rushing
him through. You're more than welcome to do a prior. Okay,
he's going to do a performance for us lack and
for us in the studio. Oh well yeah, good, get right, yeah,
(05:25):
thank you? This is Joe.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It is sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Who is Oliver?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's so great? I used to work with Oliver verse
is that an actual person?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
See you're listening to Jess and Shae.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Celebrities try to sell the weirdest stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Don't they sell?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh yeah, anything that they can really get their hands.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Do you think being a celebrity is almost just a
gateway to being the perfect salesman?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, when it's like perfumes and stuff. Do you think
Ariana Grande actually has any say in what her fim smells?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Do they? Is she doing a million things, She's signing stuff,
she's approving pictures for her calendar, and then she has
one sniff and goes yeah good on dreams that.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Do you think she wears her own perfume?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Absolutely not no, No.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean there's there's one that she has I kind
of it's in a purple bottle and it's actually quite good.
It's just I wouldn't wear it because it's Ariana Grinde's also.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Probably Paris Hilton's seventeenth fragrance, and they've just.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Rebottled it, rebottled and said, yeah, you can slap your
There you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Go, chemists warehouse. They're often racing.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I did a little deep dive into some that celebrities
are brought out. All right, So, Gwyneth Paltrow, you probably
know this one, the candle that smells like her vagina.
Of course, that's course everyone knows about that one from Goop.
Also Ed Sheeran, he did a tomato sauce colled.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I did know that because he loved heind so much.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, Mariah Carey, now do you think this one is
real or fake? Let's let's play a little game, shall
we do?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What a bit of music?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Welcome to real fakes. Thought I had to do you
think this one is real or fake? Mariah Carey had
a baking line called Mariah's Cookies.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I feel like yes because it ties in like Christmas cookies,
Santa all I want for Christmas? He's a cookie.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yes. It was available on Ghost Kitchens in the US.
Snoop Dogg Snoop Doggie Dog's pet clothing line.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
One hundred percent, because you wouldn't have the name Snoop
Dogg and not go into pets clothing.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's like streetwear for your pug. Drake he had a
candle as well called Corby Musk, Corby Musk Corby Sorry,
Carby Musk hasn't cleared it up at all, Carby Musk,
which kind of makes me think he sounds he smells
like a carbureader from a car.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I'm gonna go with yes, because I feel like Drake
knows he needs to get money wherever he can get it.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That one is absolutely real. Yes, Lady Gaga had chromatica
Oreo Cookies. Reel of fake.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know that one she did metallic.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Weren't they They were? And they were like bright pink
and green as well.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Nothing sets the gays off like Oreo cooks. Let's be
jalliant speaking from experience.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Reel off fake. Beyonce's bubble wrap boots boots boots.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
No, Beyonce wouldn't stoop that low fake.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yes, I even read a little thing their fists. They're
fashionable and a pop. Literally, you should have read that out.
I believe that another one from Snoop dog Is this
real or fake? Snoop Dogg's yoga or doga app for dogs.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'm gonna go with yes again because I know he's
got like eleven children, he's got mouths to feed.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No Ah, absolutely fake. I got one more for you,
all right, Okay, Harry Styles. Okay, do you think he
would have something because I don't. Does he have any
merch out at all?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, he has a like beauty line or like it's
actually just nail polish called pleasing.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Really yeah, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Oh yeah, he doesn't do much publicity for it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
He could do some type pleather pants or something too.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Definitely split on Benson Boom then just recycles like six
months later.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He just pops up out of nowhere and does a
little flipping. I got it. No, this one the Harry Styles.
Harry Styles horse drawn ubersers called stable.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
It needs to be called styable.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then I'll labor.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
You're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Ever, I came across this during the week. In Japan,
you can rent a grandmother for twenty three dollars an hour.
That's so great, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Japan is no stranger to unusual people renting services. So
in the past they've had a service that would let
anyone rent a middle aged guy. So that was if
you needed help going into like the mechanic and you
didn't want to get ripped off, you could take a
middle aged man in there with you. Another service rented
out fat people by the hour for what do you do?
I don't know. I'm just thinking at the top of
your head. If you're a little larger yourself, do you
(09:40):
just want to rent maybe five people so you feel
really thin for an hour? Wrong to say, no.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I mean I always like setting next to people who
are little bit bigger than me because it makes me
feel better about my right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I think there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And I can say that I'm a fat person, you're
a former former fat person.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Well I'm not going to say the word, but if
you I want to say, that's dangerous surgery for me.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Okay. And the last one was a service design to
ruin people's romantic relationships if their marriages or affairs. For
a fee, could pay someone to go in and break
up a relationship for you, so.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They would come in and pretend to be in love
with your significant other.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Things so or just you know, just cause havoc in
whichever way.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But now for twenty three dollars an hour, you can
rent at grandmother. I'm wondering what you might actually use
this for, and I've had a funeral thoughts. Yeah, first one,
maybe you don't have your grandma here anymore, and you've
just bought a brand new pair of jeans and you
need an older lady to ask if you bought that
with rips in them?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, I get that all the time. I love my
Joughts as we know. Yes, and did you buy it
with that? I don't understand why you young people buy
jeans that always have rips in them already or like
they're already distressed. You just wear them and they become
like that. I'm like, it's the fashion.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Nothing worse than your grandma saying I had a pair
of those pants when I.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Was your race and minus the ribs.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Delete and burn leads with her. Maybe you want to
go to dinner and you want someone to overfeed you
always twenty three dollars an hour.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
That can happen with poking you in the stomach and
going you look too thin, You're not eating, are you eating, correct, I.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Might need to come over to your grandma's place, if
that's the conversation that's happening, asking if you're maybe are
you going to brush your hair before we go out? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're not wearing that, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Luckily I've got an older sister that often takes care
of that for my grandma. And then also I thought,
for twenty three dollars an hour, you could rent a
grandma just in case you need a woman to hide
something from your grandfather. And that's that her eldest is
not biologically his because she got carried away when the
war was on, and just to break the family dynamics
straight up.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Sounds a bit like my family. Or you could you
could pay twenty three dollars an hour for her to
come over and passive aggressively clean your house.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I mean, I would pay twenty three dollars for a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Have you ever had that happen? So you're at home
and your grandmother comes over. I never see you, I'm
just coming over. So she comes over and then all
of a sudden starts cleaning. What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Just you know, if you just kept things a little
tidy around here, it wouldn't be so bad, does it go?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Grandma's standard, Mum standard, your standard, like grandma Grandma Trump's.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Grandma is clean the shower until the grout is gone.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Honestly, if she needs a cup of tea, come my wife.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
You're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Who is a economy at the moment that is doing
really poorly?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Is it the USA?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well? Everywhere, sa Usa?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I mean, everything that you do at the moment, it's
it's really hard to save money. It's really hard to
spend money because there is so much happening in the world.
Everything is more expensive, and sometimes you just want to
give yourself a little treat, right.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I love a little treat. Yeah, So I think half
my life is a little treat.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've been writing down little things about what I've treated
myself with. You've seen the guy on TikTok there says
I want a sweet treat, A sweet treat.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No, but I that's that would be the sound going
on in my brain every four seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
His name is Anthony, and every time he's on it,
and he's he does this thing where he'll make it
sound even worse every time he says it, so he
gets you want a sweatpant.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Sweet treat I would be giving myself if my name
was Anthony, brand new name.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You don't like Anthony? No, what's wrong with it?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's just so?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But it can be shortened to a cute little ant.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah. I don't know if i'd go ant, but would
you go Tony? Maybe not? Do you go ant?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Ant?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Would be nice?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, you can't even shorten my name because it'd just
be yeah. Sure. No, I've been running down every time
I bought myself a little sweet treat. So I bought
myself a bubble tea because I made a phone call
to someone that I didn't know with that support that. Yeah,
you might have seen it the last week's show or
heard it on last week's show. You don't see audio,
(13:44):
but you might have heard it. I had to call
someone and tell him I love you, and that deserved
a sweet tree.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, you had to call to Shay I love you.
Don't just say I made you call someone say I
love you. You've got to put the pun in there
or else it makes no sense at all.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You just love a good pun, right, I love a
I booked a massage because I blinked productively I was like, blinked, Yeah,
what do you mean? I just needed a massage and
I didn't care. I just treated myself because I blinked.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
The bar is so low. You're seving over it. Well,
you're very relaxed.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I went to came up for a bin and left
with a full full hit of dopamine after buying myself
a new throw pillow.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
That's gonna happen. I came up. They're basically giving you them.
You know, they're essentially free.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
They're so cheap. And then when I get sold, you
don't bother cleaning him. You just throw am out and
buy some more. Do you ever do that with your
This is gonna sound so bad with your sheets and stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
No, it's so hard to tell me what you've done.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
With your sheet. It's so hard to fold fitted sheets.
And I mean, I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Getting a new one every week.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
They're so cheap.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Why are you new fitted sheets every week?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Not every week, but at least once a month.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
You're not justin Bieber with the Calvin Klins where he
just has a box and where there's a new one
every day.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well it's not very economically. Well, I guess I'm also
not being very economically sound. No, your piece of sheet,
perhapsolute piece of sheet. So there's another part.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, I don't see the point in spending you know,
another twenty dollars on you know, by the time you
put washing powder, water energy. Okay, you can buy any one.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I think what you're missing out on if you need
better quality sheets, you need higher thread count, and then
once you sleep in them, you'll realize why you don't
chuck them out. Stop buying those itchy things from kmartre.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What do you explore? What do you suggest I buy?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Like, just go and get like a higher thread count,
maybe something silky if you feel like sliding in.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I love silky sheets. Yeah, you just slides right off
the end.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Of the Imagine chucking them out every week, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I say, go to kmart and buy yourself, not a
little treat, get a big treat and their proper sheets,
and then treat yourself to a touch of self respect
and wash it.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Attention, passengers, we will be lanting in forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Do you think I could do a good pilot I
could be a good.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Pilot pilot or pilot voice.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Well, probably pilot voice.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I can't actually fly.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But I'm sure if you put your mind to it,
you can do anything you think.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That sounded like tention, cross check, cross check and entry
flight attendants to take your seat, cross check, cross checking.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Arm doors and cross chair doors and cross check. And
I always wonder what that means, because immediately in my brain,
because my brain is stupid in the way that it works, goes, Oh,
what do they mean? Cross arms, across arms, cross check.
I'm like sitting there.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
No, it's just a flight attendant walking up and going
like just checking the doors are closed.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Well, they have to check cross check. They go across
each other's doors, And is that what a cross check is? Yeah,
make sure your door's locked and then go and check
your partner across the aisle.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That makes perfect sense. Well, there's a lot of things
that pilots need to do to keep that plane in
the air. It or notot no, no, no, no, no
no no. They do well, they do, but they don't
do autopilot for the takeoff and the landing, and that's
the most dangerous part.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Correct, And that's the bit they do do.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I will yeah, that's what they're training for.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Pilots are ordered to fart in front of each other
for an alarming reason.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Sorry did you say fart?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I read it again, just for chits and giggles. Pilots
are ordered to fart in front of each other for
an alarming reason.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, So a woman has gone on YouTube and she's
uploaded a video of all the things that pilots and
flight attendants have to do during the flight, and she
said that it's actually, oh no, this is what she's
She's claimed. Pilots are prohibited from holding in their gas
because the confident causes can distract them from their crucially
important role. So you know, if you might be holding
(17:51):
in a little toot and you've got that pain your
stomach and you're thinking, oh am I holding it? Am I?
Not like you're clenching.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You can't concentrate on anything exactly.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
The mind is on that and not on flying the plane.
So because of that, they have to freely fight in
the cockpit. I mean, who knew? Absolutely not. Look at that,
it's printed paper.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
What do you mean though, Like, does that mean that
you should freely fight in front of me?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
If the pilot restrains a fart, diminished concentrations may affect
his ability to control the airplane. If he lets go
of the fart, his co pilot may be affected by
its odor, which again reduces safety on board the flights.
I think you have to weigh up the lesser of
two evils.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
So you have to also go, oh, what did I
eat last night? Can I that's more dangerous?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You know they eat two separate meals as well.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, so that if one gets food poisonedish you know.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Once Tone and I were on a flight, a British
Airways flight, and they bumped us up to Premium economy
and we were like, we thought we were living. This
is essentially first class for us.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You get an extra five centimeters in.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Front of you actually, but it was amazing. And the
flight attendant came down the island. She's going chicken or beef,
chicken or beef taking orders for the dinner service whatever
it was. We went off chicken, ole, beef, whatever. And
then she came down and said, would you like an
orange juice? Would you like an orange juice? I said,
oh yeah, orange juice would be awesome, Thank you. She said,
do you like Cramberry? Said, oh yeah, I love Cramberry.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And she goes here's her orange juice, as if she
was just doing a survey on whether people like cranberry
or not.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I always say to that this joke didn't go down
too well when I tried it. On the way to
buy it, I said, I said to her, she was
coffee tea and I went coffee tea me, and she
went no, Like she just looked at me, like, you
fool bad enough if you ever been on this flight
for fourteen hours?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
What I don't quite get the joke. You're not just
propositioning yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, she's like walking down going coffee tea me.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Oh shit, sorry, I've missed it. You're saying that she
was offering herself, not the other way around.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
She didn't see the joke in it, and I just
made it absolut full.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Of She just went to the commission to fat.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And I was at a friend's house yesterday and in
their freezer.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Friends that aren't they?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, many many friends that aren't.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You Not to self get some other friends getting awkward.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I may need some new friends after this one. Actually,
they got me some ice out of their freezer, out
of the fez, out of their freezer, and in the
freezer was their spice jars. What do you keep your
spice jars in the freezer?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't even keep my spice girls in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
They had the spices and I was like what why
and it was like, you know, dried aracano and dried
human Yeah, and garlic. When you made the part powdered garlic.
What's it called? Like crushed garlic?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And say, for the listener, Cha's doing something very interesting
with his hand when he's like, imagine a pepper shaker
and it's going up and down and he's just smoothing
their hands up and up and down it up and down, Yeah,
which explains the Cuban.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'll just put my hands in my pockets. No, they
had it in there, and that was because if you
put it in the freezer, it keeps it for longer,
and it means that it doesn't clump. So you know,
when you go to use your your spices and you're like, oh,
there's nothing that you got to take the lid off,
jam something in there and free it all up again.
I'm doing that.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
With a bit of cupping this time, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Ah wow, I'm holding the shaker all right. I keep
telling myself that no, if you if you do it,
it means it doesn't clump, so you don't have to
do that. It'll stay completely separate and you can just genius.
And it's not frozen, no, because it's not going to freeze.
There's no water in it. It won't freeze. It's dried.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Hang on, Do things only freeze if there's water in them?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It has to have a water I believe it's got Like.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Why does bread freeze?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It's got water content in it. When you make bread,
there's water and bread, oh right.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
And dried spices have no water in them.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, I think that's true. Again, if I just say it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Was confidence, you're sounding very correct.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah. And then I was like, well what else goes
in the freezer to be a little bit of a
life hack? And we thought about jeans. Do you ever
put you jeans in the freezer?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You jeans are like you you wear them.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Jeans have water in them?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well you know, well maybe they do, because cotton would
have a little bit of water, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I don't know, you're talking to the dumbest person, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
No, Apparently if you put your your jeans in the freezer,
it stops them from smelling bad because it kills all
the back to you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, you need to start washing your sheets and start
washing your pants.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Apparently if you don't like because when you wear jeans,
you don't wash them like every single time.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
And I I wear like jeans and jawts every single day.
I have multiple pairs, Like, I'm not wearing the same
every single day I wear. They look similar, but they're not.
Like I just would never wear the same pair of jeans,
like multiple days in a row. But maybe you get
three ways out of them. But if there's one where
you're like, oh, they're a little bit wiffy, but you
really want to wear those jeans, put him in the
(23:02):
freezer because it will stop them from spelling.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
And then so when you come out in the morning, oh,
I got to work, and then you just open the
freezer and.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Crack crack crack, crack crack crack, put you jeans.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Put them on. Yeah, I've always said that in your joughts,
you look ice cooling. It's been a week. Only makes sense.
If we talk Trump, do we have to hail to
the chief? Probably should be renamed at this point.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Well, apparently he's got something wrong with his hands.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, what was that swelling disease?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, something that causes his veins to swell.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Maybe he's so stupid. It's in his hands as well,
is it?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
He's orange?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Apologies to all the Trump supporters. I know they're big
fans at the pod. No. President Donald Trump has announced
what could be refreshing news to some Americans last week.
Thanks to him, Coke is changing its American recipe. I
have been speaking to Coca Cola about using real cane
sugar in coke in the US, and they've agreed to
do it. I'd like to thank all of those in authority,
(24:00):
Coca Cola, Coca Cola. This will be a very good
move by them. You'll see, it's just better.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
See I would. This is one thing I actually agree
with him on.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I was in the States and all of their soft drinks.
I landed in New York and I was like, I'm
so thirsty. Had a drink and immediately this is going
to sound really bad. Immediately my stomach just started to
bubble and I was like, I need to find a
toilet now. It just did not agree with me. I
never did. And then I had to work out what
it was. I realized it was the corn syrup that
(24:33):
they yess so high in sugar that I was like, no,
this is not good for me.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I mean it's speaking. We all have free will. That
is a good use of free will. And probably the
presidential seal. As we know, Trump is a big fan
of coke. Jd Vance talking here and the.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
President looks over at me, puts the foreign leader on
mute and says this is not going very well. And
he presses the red button and and my eyes.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Get really big, and I'm like, mister President.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
You know what what just happened? And he's he looks
at me and he goes nuclear. Nuclear. And two minutes
later a guy walks in with a diet coke and
he looks back.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
At me and he says, it wasn't nuclear, it's just the.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Diet coke button.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Has a Diet coke button in the situation room.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I love that, I mean I would love one right here.
What is this button? Not bring press that?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
But don't press that button. Don't do that one.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
That one just makes me.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That'll send us That one.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Mutes me, that sends us straight to hr.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
It starts my microphone. Yeah, okay, actually know what you do?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Hit that?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
But he shut up.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Hey, I had a thought, what would you do as president?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
First of all, I'm making coconut sugars free for everyone
once a day. Get your fridge cigarette. Yeah yeah, you
don't like that as a form of power.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I mean, is it use power free?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, for everybody, everyone, if you want one or pressure.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I can get behind that. Why not? What about throwing
people in jail if they leave the microwave on one
second to go.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
No, I respect that because it means that you don't
get the annoying bbbbbb at the end. I hate that
noise one second off because.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Then the microphone does the microphone. The microwave doesn't tell
you the time.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I was wondering why I didn't heat up any soup
when I poured.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It all over.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Actually, I should throw myself in jail because I've done
that constantly. Look at my microwave and I'm like, what
time is it?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
No, I've left.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Calls coming from inside that.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, maybe I need to look a little closer.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Okay, what about making Taylor Swift perform a free concert
every year?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's just a good one for you. That's where is
the concert?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Sorry, that's what this whole stegment is. It's free will
with the presidential seal. What do I want to see happen?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, well, how about making it low that every
McDonald's has to have the soft service cream machine working.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Absolutely. I'm pretty sure you're sounding like Trump right now,
because he promised that as one of his residential actions.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
All right, the ice cream. You're all saying it's the
greatest ice cream. We all had some, and.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
You know what, they're no longer not making ice cream.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Everybody gets one. I'm like mister whipy those.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Nuggets you're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Ever, I had a thought during the week that dangerous
I know, just.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
The one is the smoke coming at your ears a
little bit thinking to.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
A little bit, I can just hear a ticking noise. Now,
I had a thought that there's some very common sentences
that we say all the time. Yeah, if you were
to rephrase them slightly, they sound very sinister. So when
you're actually replying to someone in just a friendly, casual conversation,
you want to make sure you say something the right
way always. Now I've got a list of phrases here
(27:54):
for you. Can you read them out for me, and
then I'm going to just rephrase them slightly and tell
you how sinner do they sound. Have a nice day,
Enjoy the next twenty four hours. Won't you.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Danger? Very danger? Wow? Take care, watch your back.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
It helps with the dramatic saga.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It is crazy. See you soon.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
We'll cross paths again when the time is right.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Let's hope luck is on your side.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh okay? Oh sleep well?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I hope nothing disturbs your rest.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Is it better with the boys?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
You sound like a phone sex operator.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
You think I gave all that up?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You could have changed that too. I hope you enjoy
your slump. That's good too, always sounds good. Thanks for
your help.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I won't forget what you didn't like.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You're looking at me.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
The eye contact is a yes.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's like you're boring through my soul. Let's catch up soon.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
You can't run forever.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Nice to meet you now.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I know your face.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Oh imagine if someone said that to you. Now I
know your face. Shaking your hand first time you've met
them in the last one? Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Another yeah, closer, or I had another one for this,
which I thought was quite good. It's just tink talk.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh, people say to you another trip around the sun?
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, that's not as fun.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Is it to say happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Hashtag three six five?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Hey, closer to death?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, just say tink tok. All right, that's us done
for another trip around the sun. I'll be back in
a year.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, we'll be back around the sun. Does not take
a week, yess.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
No, I know that. I know that's I've had that
on a prior week. I know that takes a year.
But we'll be back next week.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I did say that. I was looking at the stupidest
person I know. Hey, if you want to give us
five stars, we would love that because it helps everything.
It helps us get paid.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Every time you guys give us a star. Shaye teaches
me something, which is awesome. Slowly become the least person.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Every time I open my mouth.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, you'll be teaching by Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Also follow us on TikTok as well and give us
a give us a few little comments, you know, if
you like what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
I'd love that.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I'm one of those people that never comments on anything
like I go, hah, that's really funny and I'll tell
people about it, but I never comment.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh please comm and I love it all. Sligning to
the dms. Jess Underscore MC underscore on Insta and where
can we find you.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Mister underscore c Underscore rogan giving.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Out underscores for free and we took two weeks, which
was nice.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Just don't give me weird dms.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Are you getting weird?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Getting weird DM you from? I'm not gonna say, but
I did get a DM from someone who said you
have a lovely beard.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Hey, I'm a real person who were not even married.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
You're listening to Jess and Shae
I love you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I love looking you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Yes, who.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes? Back for another week Jess and Shay on Nova
for your podcast In Your Ears?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Ahs, Hey, Shay, who are you? I'm still trying to
work that out.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You're the one that gets stuck in my brain is
the one that goes. I literally just listen to it.
What's wrong with my brain? The video?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh I love you?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, it's like a little vocal step. I listened to
it and I just walk around the house. I love
you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I mean, what a thing to say if I put
something else in the opener. She's not thinking about us though,
if I said, ah, you're a peaceasion.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Coming up in the podcast today, we're going to talk
about a few things. Celebrities that sell things that are
just weird. They're just bizarre.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yes, I think you've got a good list of this.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes. Also, we're going to talk about little tree culture.
There's a few other things coming up. But have you
ever had a tea move ail?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know what happened? Did you hear the news? So
the whole TMU factory burnt down in China?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
No, eighty dollars worth of damage eighty.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But did they spin the wheel before he get like
two hundred percent. I always wonder how that works, you
get two hundred percent off your team or water.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You know, my dad does not rate that joke.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Doesn't at all.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
No, He's like, because I said it to my mum,
the whole factory burnt down eighty dollars worth of damage because.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Everything's so cheap, does dad know what TIMU is?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, he like had to unpack and he said, well,
what you mean is eighty dollars worth of merch merchandising damage. Dad.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, don't ruin my joke. Don't ruin it with dad logic.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I ordered something and it was a T shirt, right,
and the T shirt said it said it said printed
printed tea. I can't remember the exact wording, but it
was like printed tea something and it had like a
really cool logo on it. I was like, yeah, I
buy that. It was what forty cents or something. It
was really really cheap and with two hundred percent off,
they were giving me money back. But it turned up
(01:56):
and it was literally a printed card, so it was
a printed shirt. And I was like, how do they
get away with this? How do they sell it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I always feel like, surely people are smart enough to
know that that's what's going to come.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But I will never make the mistake again. Because I
was waiting and the parcel turned up and I was like,
this parcel seems a little flat for a T shirt,
but maybe it's really really poor quality. Maybe it's packed
really really well.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, look, next time you want to order something off
that website, ask me. Because there's no I in T moves.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh, there is definitely.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You're listening to Jess and Shaye.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I don't know if Hey, the SBI's were held during
the week the SP's are is it? It's got to
be like I should look this up. It's like ESPN,
which is essentially sport. It's Sport awards. I've never sounded
more like like you're uneducated. Look a little white girl
that lives in Australia not knowing what the sps are.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I know that they did the Desbyat Awards on RuPaul's
Drag Race, and that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I love that. Actually, speaking of awards, there's two very
funny comedians over in the States and they do their
own awards once a year. They're like the cultural awards
kind of thing, and the stuff that they do are ridiculous,
Like it's like the award for the best cuddle, and
then it's like your mum after you come home from war,
your best friend, blah blah blah, Like just like randomly, anyway,
(03:16):
someone nominated do you know a merelya who does the
chicken shop dates? Oh yeah, yeah, they nominated her for
best Journalist in this fake awards. And then someone on
Twitter and actual journalists got on Twitter having seen the
awards and said, look, not to be that person, but
the fact that she's being nominated as a journalist when
she does like a satirical date show.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Just proves everything we need to know about the media
and America.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And I don't think she realized they were fake awards
and very promptly deleted the tweet.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Foot firmly planted in.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
But very much, so very much. I know, but no,
the SBIs were on. Shane Gillis was the host. He
has hosted SNEL a few times. He's a stand up comedian,
fairy funny. You might know him. He probably recognize his face,
and during his monologue, he did this very funny line,
have a little listen to this.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Four time WNBA All Star Britney Hicks is here. Give
it up for Brittany, everybody, I'm joking around. That's my
friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players.
That's crazy you clap for that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I love that. That's crazy you clap for that. But
it's true. So you think sometimes if you hit it
with enough enthusiasm, you can get people on board.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I've always said that if you if you say something
with enough enthusiasm and with like an air of confidence,
people will believe you one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, So I thought I would try this out on
someone here in the office.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
This is before you even arrived tonight.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
As you know, the only person that is here on
the weekend is our poor receptionist Bonnie.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
She doesn't leave, I know, and she's so lovely.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
But I just thought if I hit her with enough
enthusiasm that you and I had an interview with someone
famous who I have made up, would she believe it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Listen to how I went reception question for you.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Shane and I have an interview with Oliver Verse, the singer.
Do we need to like sign him in? You will? Okay?
Even if he's like hugely famous, and they're like rushing
him through. You're more than welcome to do a prior. Okay,
he's going to do a performance for us lack and
for us in the studio. Oh well yeah, good, get right, yeah,
(05:25):
thank you? This is Joe.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It is sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Who is Oliver?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's so great? I used to work with Oliver verse
is that an actual person?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
See you're listening to Jess and Shae.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Celebrities try to sell the weirdest stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Don't they sell?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh yeah, anything that they can really get their hands.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Do you think being a celebrity is almost just a
gateway to being the perfect salesman?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, when it's like perfumes and stuff. Do you think
Ariana Grande actually has any say in what her fim smells?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Do they? Is she doing a million things, She's signing stuff,
she's approving pictures for her calendar, and then she has
one sniff and goes yeah good on dreams that.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Do you think she wears her own perfume?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Absolutely not no, No.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean there's there's one that she has I kind
of it's in a purple bottle and it's actually quite good.
It's just I wouldn't wear it because it's Ariana Grinde's also.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Probably Paris Hilton's seventeenth fragrance, and they've just.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Rebottled it, rebottled and said, yeah, you can slap your
There you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Go, chemists warehouse. They're often racing.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I did a little deep dive into some that celebrities
are brought out. All right, So, Gwyneth Paltrow, you probably
know this one, the candle that smells like her vagina.
Of course, that's course everyone knows about that one from Goop.
Also Ed Sheeran, he did a tomato sauce colled.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I did know that because he loved heind so much.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yes, Mariah Carey, now do you think this one is
real or fake? Let's let's play a little game, shall
we do?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What a bit of music?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Welcome to real fakes. Thought I had to do you
think this one is real or fake? Mariah Carey had
a baking line called Mariah's Cookies.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I feel like yes because it ties in like Christmas cookies,
Santa all I want for Christmas? He's a cookie.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yes. It was available on Ghost Kitchens in the US.
Snoop Dogg Snoop Doggie Dog's pet clothing line.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
One hundred percent, because you wouldn't have the name Snoop
Dogg and not go into pets clothing.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's like streetwear for your pug. Drake he had a
candle as well called Corby Musk, Corby Musk Corby Sorry,
Carby Musk hasn't cleared it up at all, Carby Musk,
which kind of makes me think he sounds he smells
like a carbureader from a car.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I'm gonna go with yes, because I feel like Drake
knows he needs to get money wherever he can get it.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That one is absolutely real. Yes, Lady Gaga had chromatica
Oreo Cookies. Reel of fake.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know that one she did metallic.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Weren't they They were? And they were like bright pink
and green as well.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Nothing sets the gays off like Oreo cooks. Let's be
jalliant speaking from experience.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Reel off fake. Beyonce's bubble wrap boots boots boots.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
No, Beyonce wouldn't stoop that low fake.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yes, I even read a little thing their fists. They're
fashionable and a pop. Literally, you should have read that out.
I believe that another one from Snoop dog Is this
real or fake? Snoop Dogg's yoga or doga app for dogs.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'm gonna go with yes again because I know he's
got like eleven children, he's got mouths to feed.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No Ah, absolutely fake. I got one more for you,
all right, Okay, Harry Styles. Okay, do you think he
would have something because I don't. Does he have any
merch out at all?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, he has a like beauty line or like it's
actually just nail polish called pleasing.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Really yeah, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Oh yeah, he doesn't do much publicity for it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
He could do some type pleather pants or something too.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Definitely split on Benson Boom then just recycles like six
months later.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He just pops up out of nowhere and does a
little flipping. I got it. No, this one the Harry Styles.
Harry Styles horse drawn ubersers called stable.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
It needs to be called styable.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And then I'll labor.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
You're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Ever, I came across this during the week. In Japan,
you can rent a grandmother for twenty three dollars an hour.
That's so great, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Japan is no stranger to unusual people renting services. So
in the past they've had a service that would let
anyone rent a middle aged guy. So that was if
you needed help going into like the mechanic and you
didn't want to get ripped off, you could take a
middle aged man in there with you. Another service rented
out fat people by the hour for what do you do?
I don't know. I'm just thinking at the top of
your head. If you're a little larger yourself, do you
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just want to rent maybe five people so you feel
really thin for an hour? Wrong to say, no.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I mean I always like setting next to people who
are little bit bigger than me because it makes me
feel better about my right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I think there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And I can say that I'm a fat person, you're
a former former fat person.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Well I'm not going to say the word, but if
you I want to say, that's dangerous surgery for me.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Okay. And the last one was a service design to
ruin people's romantic relationships if their marriages or affairs. For
a fee, could pay someone to go in and break
up a relationship for you, so.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They would come in and pretend to be in love
with your significant other.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Things so or just you know, just cause havoc in
whichever way.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But now for twenty three dollars an hour, you can
rent at grandmother. I'm wondering what you might actually use
this for, and I've had a funeral thoughts. Yeah, first one,
maybe you don't have your grandma here anymore, and you've
just bought a brand new pair of jeans and you
need an older lady to ask if you bought that
with rips in them?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, I get that all the time. I love my
Joughts as we know. Yes, and did you buy it
with that? I don't understand why you young people buy
jeans that always have rips in them already or like
they're already distressed. You just wear them and they become
like that. I'm like, it's the fashion.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Nothing worse than your grandma saying I had a pair
of those pants when I.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Was your race and minus the ribs.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Delete and burn leads with her. Maybe you want to
go to dinner and you want someone to overfeed you
always twenty three dollars an hour.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
That can happen with poking you in the stomach and
going you look too thin, You're not eating, are you eating, correct, I.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Might need to come over to your grandma's place, if
that's the conversation that's happening, asking if you're maybe are
you going to brush your hair before we go out? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're not wearing that, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Luckily I've got an older sister that often takes care
of that for my grandma. And then also I thought,
for twenty three dollars an hour, you could rent a
grandma just in case you need a woman to hide
something from your grandfather. And that's that her eldest is
not biologically his because she got carried away when the
war was on, and just to break the family dynamics
straight up.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Sounds a bit like my family. Or you could you
could pay twenty three dollars an hour for her to
come over and passive aggressively clean your house.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I mean, I would pay twenty three dollars for a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Have you ever had that happen? So you're at home
and your grandmother comes over. I never see you, I'm
just coming over. So she comes over and then all
of a sudden starts cleaning. What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Just you know, if you just kept things a little
tidy around here, it wouldn't be so bad, does it go?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Grandma's standard, Mum standard, your standard, like grandma Grandma Trump's.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Grandma is clean the shower until the grout is gone.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Honestly, if she needs a cup of tea, come my wife.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
You're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Who is a economy at the moment that is doing
really poorly?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Is it the USA?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well? Everywhere, sa Usa?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I mean, everything that you do at the moment, it's
it's really hard to save money. It's really hard to
spend money because there is so much happening in the world.
Everything is more expensive, and sometimes you just want to
give yourself a little treat, right.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I love a little treat. Yeah, So I think half
my life is a little treat.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've been writing down little things about what I've treated
myself with. You've seen the guy on TikTok there says
I want a sweet treat, A sweet treat.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No, but I that's that would be the sound going
on in my brain every four seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
His name is Anthony, and every time he's on it,
and he's he does this thing where he'll make it
sound even worse every time he says it, so he
gets you want a sweatpant.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Sweet treat I would be giving myself if my name
was Anthony, brand new name.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
You don't like Anthony? No, what's wrong with it?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's just so?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
But it can be shortened to a cute little ant.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah. I don't know if i'd go ant, but would
you go Tony? Maybe not? Do you go ant?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Ant?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Would be nice?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, you can't even shorten my name because it'd just
be yeah. Sure. No, I've been running down every time
I bought myself a little sweet treat. So I bought
myself a bubble tea because I made a phone call
to someone that I didn't know with that support that. Yeah,
you might have seen it the last week's show or
heard it on last week's show. You don't see audio,
(13:44):
but you might have heard it. I had to call
someone and tell him I love you, and that deserved
a sweet tree.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, you had to call to Shay I love you.
Don't just say I made you call someone say I
love you. You've got to put the pun in there
or else it makes no sense at all.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You just love a good pun, right, I love a
I booked a massage because I blinked productively I was like, blinked, Yeah,
what do you mean? I just needed a massage and
I didn't care. I just treated myself because I blinked.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
The bar is so low. You're seving over it. Well,
you're very relaxed.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I went to came up for a bin and left
with a full full hit of dopamine after buying myself
a new throw pillow.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
That's gonna happen. I came up. They're basically giving you them.
You know, they're essentially free.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
They're so cheap. And then when I get sold, you
don't bother cleaning him. You just throw am out and
buy some more. Do you ever do that with your
This is gonna sound so bad with your sheets and stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
No, it's so hard to tell me what you've done.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
With your sheet. It's so hard to fold fitted sheets.
And I mean, I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Getting a new one every week.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
They're so cheap.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Why are you new fitted sheets every week?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Not every week, but at least once a month.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
You're not justin Bieber with the Calvin Klins where he
just has a box and where there's a new one
every day.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well it's not very economically. Well, I guess I'm also
not being very economically sound. No, your piece of sheet,
perhapsolute piece of sheet. So there's another part.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, I don't see the point in spending you know,
another twenty dollars on you know, by the time you
put washing powder, water energy. Okay, you can buy any one.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I think what you're missing out on if you need
better quality sheets, you need higher thread count, and then
once you sleep in them, you'll realize why you don't
chuck them out. Stop buying those itchy things from kmartre.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What do you explore? What do you suggest I buy?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Like, just go and get like a higher thread count,
maybe something silky if you feel like sliding in.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I love silky sheets. Yeah, you just slides right off
the end.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Of the Imagine chucking them out every week, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I say, go to kmart and buy yourself, not a
little treat, get a big treat and their proper sheets,
and then treat yourself to a touch of self respect
and wash it.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Attention, passengers, we will be lanting in forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Do you think I could do a good pilot I
could be a good.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Pilot pilot or pilot voice.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Well, probably pilot voice.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I can't actually fly.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But I'm sure if you put your mind to it,
you can do anything you think.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That sounded like tention, cross check, cross check and entry
flight attendants to take your seat, cross check, cross checking.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Arm doors and cross chair doors and cross check. And
I always wonder what that means, because immediately in my brain,
because my brain is stupid in the way that it works, goes, Oh,
what do they mean? Cross arms, across arms, cross check.
I'm like sitting there.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
No, it's just a flight attendant walking up and going
like just checking the doors are closed.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Well, they have to check cross check. They go across
each other's doors, And is that what a cross check is? Yeah,
make sure your door's locked and then go and check
your partner across the aisle.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That makes perfect sense. Well, there's a lot of things
that pilots need to do to keep that plane in
the air. It or notot no, no, no, no, no
no no. They do well, they do, but they don't
do autopilot for the takeoff and the landing, and that's
the most dangerous part.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Correct, And that's the bit they do do.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I will yeah, that's what they're training for.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Pilots are ordered to fart in front of each other
for an alarming reason.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Sorry did you say fart?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I read it again, just for chits and giggles. Pilots
are ordered to fart in front of each other for
an alarming reason.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, So a woman has gone on YouTube and she's
uploaded a video of all the things that pilots and
flight attendants have to do during the flight, and she
said that it's actually, oh no, this is what she's
She's claimed. Pilots are prohibited from holding in their gas
because the confident causes can distract them from their crucially
important role. So you know, if you might be holding
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in a little toot and you've got that pain your
stomach and you're thinking, oh am I holding it? Am I?
Not like you're clenching.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You can't concentrate on anything exactly.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
The mind is on that and not on flying the plane.
So because of that, they have to freely fight in
the cockpit. I mean, who knew? Absolutely not. Look at that,
it's printed paper.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
What do you mean though, Like, does that mean that
you should freely fight in front of me?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
If the pilot restrains a fart, diminished concentrations may affect
his ability to control the airplane. If he lets go
of the fart, his co pilot may be affected by
its odor, which again reduces safety on board the flights.
I think you have to weigh up the lesser of
two evils.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
So you have to also go, oh, what did I
eat last night? Can I that's more dangerous?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You know they eat two separate meals as well.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, so that if one gets food poisonedish you know.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Once Tone and I were on a flight, a British
Airways flight, and they bumped us up to Premium economy
and we were like, we thought we were living. This
is essentially first class for us.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You get an extra five centimeters in.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Front of you actually, but it was amazing. And the
flight attendant came down the island. She's going chicken or beef,
chicken or beef taking orders for the dinner service whatever
it was. We went off chicken, ole, beef, whatever. And
then she came down and said, would you like an
orange juice? Would you like an orange juice? I said,
oh yeah, orange juice would be awesome, Thank you. She said,
do you like Cramberry? Said, oh yeah, I love Cramberry.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And she goes here's her orange juice, as if she
was just doing a survey on whether people like cranberry
or not.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I always say to that this joke didn't go down
too well when I tried it. On the way to
buy it, I said, I said to her, she was
coffee tea and I went coffee tea me, and she
went no, Like she just looked at me, like, you
fool bad enough if you ever been on this flight
for fourteen hours?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
What I don't quite get the joke. You're not just
propositioning yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, she's like walking down going coffee tea me.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Oh shit, sorry, I've missed it. You're saying that she
was offering herself, not the other way around.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
She didn't see the joke in it, and I just
made it absolut full.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Of She just went to the commission to fat.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And I was at a friend's house yesterday and in
their freezer.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Friends that aren't they?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, many many friends that aren't.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
You Not to self get some other friends getting awkward.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I may need some new friends after this one. Actually,
they got me some ice out of their freezer, out
of the fez, out of their freezer, and in the
freezer was their spice jars. What do you keep your
spice jars in the freezer?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't even keep my spice girls in the freezer.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
They had the spices and I was like what why
and it was like, you know, dried aracano and dried
human Yeah, and garlic. When you made the part powdered garlic.
What's it called? Like crushed garlic?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And say, for the listener, Cha's doing something very interesting
with his hand when he's like, imagine a pepper shaker
and it's going up and down and he's just smoothing
their hands up and up and down it up and down, Yeah,
which explains the Cuban.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'll just put my hands in my pockets. No, they
had it in there, and that was because if you
put it in the freezer, it keeps it for longer,
and it means that it doesn't clump. So you know,
when you go to use your your spices and you're like, oh,
there's nothing that you got to take the lid off,
jam something in there and free it all up again.
I'm doing that.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
With a bit of cupping this time, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Ah wow, I'm holding the shaker all right. I keep
telling myself that no, if you if you do it,
it means it doesn't clump, so you don't have to
do that. It'll stay completely separate and you can just genius.
And it's not frozen, no, because it's not going to freeze.
There's no water in it. It won't freeze. It's dried.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Hang on, Do things only freeze if there's water in them?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It has to have a water I believe it's got Like.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Why does bread freeze?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It's got water content in it. When you make bread,
there's water and bread, oh right.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
And dried spices have no water in them.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, I think that's true. Again, if I just say it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Was confidence, you're sounding very correct.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah. And then I was like, well what else goes
in the freezer to be a little bit of a
life hack? And we thought about jeans. Do you ever
put you jeans in the freezer?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You jeans are like you you wear them.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Jeans have water in them?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well you know, well maybe they do, because cotton would
have a little bit of water, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I don't know, you're talking to the dumbest person, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
No, Apparently if you put your your jeans in the freezer,
it stops them from smelling bad because it kills all
the back to you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, you need to start washing your sheets and start
washing your pants.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Apparently if you don't like because when you wear jeans,
you don't wash them like every single time.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Definitely not.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
And I I wear like jeans and jawts every single day.
I have multiple pairs, Like, I'm not wearing the same
every single day I wear. They look similar, but they're not.
Like I just would never wear the same pair of jeans,
like multiple days in a row. But maybe you get
three ways out of them. But if there's one where
you're like, oh, they're a little bit wiffy, but you
really want to wear those jeans, put him in the
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freezer because it will stop them from spelling.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
And then so when you come out in the morning, oh,
I got to work, and then you just open the
freezer and.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Crack crack crack, crack crack crack, put you jeans.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Put them on. Yeah, I've always said that in your joughts,
you look ice cooling. It's been a week. Only makes sense.
If we talk Trump, do we have to hail to
the chief? Probably should be renamed at this point.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Well, apparently he's got something wrong with his hands.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, what was that swelling disease?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, something that causes his veins to swell.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Maybe he's so stupid. It's in his hands as well,
is it?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
He's orange?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Apologies to all the Trump supporters. I know they're big
fans at the pod. No. President Donald Trump has announced
what could be refreshing news to some Americans last week.
Thanks to him, Coke is changing its American recipe. I
have been speaking to Coca Cola about using real cane
sugar in coke in the US, and they've agreed to
do it. I'd like to thank all of those in authority,
(24:00):
Coca Cola, Coca Cola. This will be a very good
move by them. You'll see, it's just better.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
See I would. This is one thing I actually agree
with him on.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I was in the States and all of their soft drinks.
I landed in New York and I was like, I'm
so thirsty. Had a drink and immediately this is going
to sound really bad. Immediately my stomach just started to
bubble and I was like, I need to find a
toilet now. It just did not agree with me. I
never did. And then I had to work out what
it was. I realized it was the corn syrup that
(24:33):
they yess so high in sugar that I was like, no,
this is not good for me.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I mean it's speaking. We all have free will. That
is a good use of free will. And probably the
presidential seal. As we know, Trump is a big fan
of coke. Jd Vance talking here and the.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
President looks over at me, puts the foreign leader on
mute and says this is not going very well. And
he presses the red button and and my eyes.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Get really big, and I'm like, mister President.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
You know what what just happened? And he's he looks
at me and he goes nuclear. Nuclear. And two minutes
later a guy walks in with a diet coke and
he looks back.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
At me and he says, it wasn't nuclear, it's just the.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Diet coke button.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Has a Diet coke button in the situation room.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I love that, I mean I would love one right here.
What is this button? Not bring press that?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
But don't press that button. Don't do that one.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
That one just makes me.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That'll send us That one.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Mutes me, that sends us straight to hr.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
It starts my microphone. Yeah, okay, actually know what you do?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Hit that?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
But he shut up.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Hey, I had a thought, what would you do as president?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
First of all, I'm making coconut sugars free for everyone
once a day. Get your fridge cigarette. Yeah yeah, you
don't like that as a form of power.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I mean, is it use power free?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, for everybody, everyone, if you want one or pressure.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I can get behind that. Why not? What about throwing
people in jail if they leave the microwave on one
second to go.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
No, I respect that because it means that you don't
get the annoying bbbbbb at the end. I hate that
noise one second off because.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Then the microphone does the microphone. The microwave doesn't tell
you the time.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I was wondering why I didn't heat up any soup
when I poured.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It all over.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Actually, I should throw myself in jail because I've done
that constantly. Look at my microwave and I'm like, what
time is it?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
No, I've left.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Calls coming from inside that.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, maybe I need to look a little closer.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Okay, what about making Taylor Swift perform a free concert
every year?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's just a good one for you. That's where is
the concert?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Sorry, that's what this whole stegment is. It's free will
with the presidential seal. What do I want to see happen?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, well, how about making it low that every
McDonald's has to have the soft service cream machine working.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Absolutely. I'm pretty sure you're sounding like Trump right now,
because he promised that as one of his residential actions.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
All right, the ice cream. You're all saying it's the
greatest ice cream. We all had some, and.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
You know what, they're no longer not making ice cream.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Everybody gets one. I'm like mister whipy those.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Nuggets you're listening to Jess and Shay.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Ever, I had a thought during the week that dangerous
I know, just.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
The one is the smoke coming at your ears a
little bit thinking to.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
A little bit, I can just hear a ticking noise. Now,
I had a thought that there's some very common sentences
that we say all the time. Yeah, if you were
to rephrase them slightly, they sound very sinister. So when
you're actually replying to someone in just a friendly, casual conversation,
you want to make sure you say something the right
way always. Now I've got a list of phrases here
(27:54):
for you. Can you read them out for me, and
then I'm going to just rephrase them slightly and tell
you how sinner do they sound. Have a nice day,
Enjoy the next twenty four hours. Won't you.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Danger? Very danger? Wow? Take care, watch your back.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
It helps with the dramatic saga.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It is crazy. See you soon.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
We'll cross paths again when the time is right.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Let's hope luck is on your side.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Oh okay? Oh sleep well?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
I hope nothing disturbs your rest.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Is it better with the boys?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
You sound like a phone sex operator.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
You think I gave all that up?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You could have changed that too. I hope you enjoy
your slump. That's good too, always sounds good. Thanks for
your help.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
I won't forget what you didn't like.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You're looking at me.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
The eye contact is a yes.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's like you're boring through my soul. Let's catch up soon.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
You can't run forever.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Nice to meet you now.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I know your face.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Oh imagine if someone said that to you. Now I
know your face. Shaking your hand first time you've met
them in the last one? Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Another yeah, closer, or I had another one for this,
which I thought was quite good. It's just tink talk.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh, people say to you another trip around the sun?
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, that's not as fun.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Is it to say happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Hashtag three six five?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Hey, closer to death?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, just say tink tok. All right, that's us done
for another trip around the sun. I'll be back in
a year.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, we'll be back around the sun. Does not take
a week, yess.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
No, I know that. I know that's I've had that
on a prior week. I know that takes a year.
But we'll be back next week.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I did say that. I was looking at the stupidest
person I know. Hey, if you want to give us
five stars, we would love that because it helps everything.
It helps us get paid.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Every time you guys give us a star. Shaye teaches
me something, which is awesome. Slowly become the least person.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Every time I open my mouth.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, you'll be teaching by Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Also follow us on TikTok as well and give us
a give us a few little comments, you know, if
you like what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
I'd love that.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I'm one of those people that never comments on anything
like I go, hah, that's really funny and I'll tell
people about it, but I never comment.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh please comm and I love it all. Sligning to
the dms. Jess Underscore MC underscore on Insta and where
can we find you.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Mister underscore c Underscore rogan giving.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Out underscores for free and we took two weeks, which
was nice.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Just don't give me weird dms.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Are you getting weird?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Getting weird DM you from? I'm not gonna say, but
I did get a DM from someone who said you
have a lovely beard.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Hey, I'm a real person who were not even married.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
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