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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And Whipper with Kate Wiki podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the podcast podcast people, podcast listeners, casters, the
great casters of the moh.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're talking family phrases today.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Christy Swan's got a few doozies that they have at home,
and usually it's when the kids stuff up.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
A word or something like that and you.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Stick with it and it sticks around forever.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You have so much fun saying it for the rest
of your life.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And on podcasts it can be fun to say. You
hear more about it very soon.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
This is the Fits and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Zzy Whipper and Kate Richie's Duckyard Crickens.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Here Billy House.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The first person that has to pick a team, Ray
Gun will be at.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
I think it'll be some great victory.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
This man's played a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I'll get the police ready.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We have made some big announcements. You're right, Reagan, Colin Fazinich,
Fergo Shervo is going to be playing as well. And
Mel McLaughlin. We gave a clue the other day about
another very special guest. We gave you this clue. This
famous Australian will fill right at home on the cricket
pitch as they've already had a few famous runs on
the board. As long as they can fit a baggy
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right over their luscious locks, we think they're a shoey
in for a good time. Tommy, can we confirm Ned
Brockman will be playing Ned?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
He is it?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You little duty?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
He had a shoey the other night at Luke Luke
Colmbs concert.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, made on stage dressed as a cowboy. Haven't a shoey?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
I was sure that was going to be Shannon Nole. Guys,
IM sure of it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's too late, isn't it any interest from Shannon Nole?
Tom Willy and not yet?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
We haven't reached out, mate, look with me.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Can I throw this at you? If we did and
we've spoken about that is the national anthem? Oh and
Shannon Nol did the National anthem at Kirabilly House on
a sunny day with the Prime Minister playing cricket? Can
you get any more? I'll go and get a Southern
Cross tattoo.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
And then right at.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The end everyone present can go give a shoe for sh.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Channel seven am jumped on board and we are so
excited to have this lady.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I think this is her first backyard cricket game. She's
excited as well.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
She needs to pick a side. It's the Channel seven
news anchor. It's the magnificent Angela.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Cock Helove balance.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Should you play last year?
Speaker 8 (02:40):
No, I am a virgin backyard cricket player and I'm
very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh, this is exciting stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
I think we need to refer to you as I
don no coxye or Coxhail because everybody's like Fergo shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And you're known as wild Cox, aren't you?
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Is that wrong by some people? I guess I don't
know about while.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, do you know what Ergo takes this really seriously
and has he spoken?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Is given? Has he given you any words of advice?
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:12):
No, no, no, this is strictly competitive. It's a guy
who dreamed as a kid of opening the batting for Australia.
He took it really personally. When I came back from
boxing day going oh raf that semi cakid.
Speaker 9 (03:24):
How good is he?
Speaker 8 (03:24):
He's like, calm down, calm down, And I have got
super into my cricket because obviously it was such a
great summer of them, and he kind of takes the
mickey out of me quite a bit going. Hang on,
is this the same chick? And now you're doing a
deep dye on Sam concerts and you know the batting
order and what it all means. Yet No, No, he
won't be giving me any point. Is he's on holidays
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at the moment, allegedly to me with his son while
he graduates.
Speaker 10 (03:49):
I reckon he's probably in the nets practicing fits.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I can confirm as well, Chrissy, that Andre has been
warming up, because I've seen her down at North on
Fish and she was on the apparoles pretty early on.
I loved Annoy the other day picking up my fish
and chips and she said, my god, if cricket's my life,
then I'm into it, guys, and she was smashing champagnes.
Have you to have you been to Kurrabilly House before? Ange?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
No, I haven't even done that. This can be the
most exciting day I've had for a while.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay, there's one way we need to ask you whose
team do you want to be on? Fitzies or mine?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Well it has to be you with mostly because Fisties
already told me he didn't want me on here.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You got all right?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Which way you got one?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We got cos I love this. How about it?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
And you are on Whippers team. We can't wait to
have you. We love you and thank you very much
for doing this.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Yeah, watch out, I'm bringing my semi kay energy. I'm
going to be ranting those shots and I'm going to
make you regret not having me on your seat.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
This this is good will.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Will you give us?
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Will you give us a house that before you go
back to the next for your training session?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Oh my goodness, No, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
I need.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
The fingers not going up for that for everyone else.
If you want to get involved, if you want to
be at Kiribilly House with Ends and all of us,
you've got to register on the Nova player app or
online it and over of him because we could be calling.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Your back and you get to choose your So we're going.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
To going to be a great day.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Can't wait. Love you, Ange Cox, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
This is the Fits and with with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
If you're sending your teenager off to the first day
of school, make sure that they're wearing their derodient. That
is a word that me and my kids use. My
thirteen year old mispronounced it when he was like two
one or two and it's such a great word. It's
just been added into our family lex and we use
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it without realizing that nobody knows what we're talking about.
Delodean is a better word than deoda.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And derodian sounds like some sort of small mouse, though
that you're trying us to keep adding a kitchen.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It's so funny that you bring that up, because Huey
when he was younger, he there was something that was
done in the house, and finally somebody did did something
around the house, and at the top of.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
His voice he went, ah, finally.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
So now we still use the word finally instead of finally.
It's only it's a Fitzgerald family tradition.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
We're getting together a dictionary of family words with their definitions.
Give us a call if you've got a word or
a phrase that only you can understand. I slipped up
the other day in the Nova kitchen there was an
empty packet of crumpets, and I love a crumpet.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh my girl, man, have you had the huge crumpets?
You can buy the large crump and the square ones.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
They basically fit perfectly into the toaster.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
They're the square ones and there.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yes, yes, they're Golden brand, which in my opinion are
the best covered. And oh so much butter, like the
ratio to crumpet and butter at.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Least fifty to fifty.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
There was an empty, empty packet in the kitchen and I.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Picked it up and I said, did me eat this?
And the person, the person.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
In the in the kitchen looked at me as if
I was unwell. And then you know, scanned the over
complaints app and I'm waiting for the outcome. But what
happened was I just slipped my mind that that person
wouldn't know that. When Leo was about two or three
years old, he wandered out into the kitchen first thing
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in the morning. You know, we have a little bit
of nesty bed hair and a full nappy in his
little bonds onesie absolutely creaking at the seams, by the way,
oh god, And he saw an empty packet of chickadees,
one of the great chicken snacks of all time. And
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me or his dad polished off at eleven pm the
night before.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Stuff it. I'm going to leave the bag there.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
He came out and he looked at the bag and
he lifted it up and he said to me, did.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Me et this?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And from that day on, and from.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That day on, I love that.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Whenever an empty packet is around one of us, we'll
pick it up and quizzically look at it and try
and remember, did me eat this?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What's the family phrase?
Speaker 11 (08:47):
When my daughter was little and we would go to
the bottle shop, she called it la Qua Land. So
much better about.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
My It sounds like you're going to buy a bottle
of cognac from the Laquoi World.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh my gosh, from taj to Laqui Land.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Laqui Land is brill And give us a call with
your secret family works.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay, Karinas and hawks free. What have you got?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
My uncle?
Speaker 12 (09:24):
Easter, Cemas, the samas, the cerumas.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
We're off to the cerumas. I love that?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
And have you have you slipped up with that with
other people and have looked at you like you are
an absolute ignoramus.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
My husband and I always call it the cerumas and.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
My dad, my dad calls the theater the theater, and I
will I'll sometimes just slip that in and people look
at me like I don't deserve to be on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, get her off now, she's lost Nigella laws, Nigella laws.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
And changed things in the kitchen with the micro micro
crow wave.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Did we ever get to the bottom of whether or
not that was legit already?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Again, Jess micro were they? Why are you saying that?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Fancy Michael, fancy.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Natalie in Camden? What's the family fries? Now?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (10:20):
Well, whenever anyone gets an award, they get a for
tiki tick.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
They get a tick tick? What's a tick tick?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
A specificateming.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
My son was five and he came home from kindergarten
and my mama got a tick.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Tick tick tick.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I love that man, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
It's actually better than the words certificate, isn't It.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Is even better it Rihanna? What's your family prise?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (10:56):
We had an exchange student living with us a couple
of years ago and they were in the kitchen trying
to find something and they couldn't get the word out,
and they said, I'm looking for the invisible foil. They
were looking for.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
The clan invisible foil.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
I've just thought of another one, you know, Baskin and
Robins the ice cream parlor. We refer to it without
any sort of hesitation as Baskin Robbins because if you
have a look at the sign on the street, it's
got Baskin on the left and Robin's on the right,
and then in the middle it has b R, which
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is like the logo. But my son read it as
one thing, and he's like, when can we go to
Baskin Robins and forever we call Itbins.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I wanted to get into radio because of American Russo.
I or everyone always thought it was called American Russo.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The other one, the other one that's stuck on this
show is when you did a break on lincoldin.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Oh my god, see that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
It was linked in Lincoln.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And I still every time I see it. Every time
I see it, I.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Have to go non, it must be x big Brother
contestants that I can only see that that special way.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yes, we're good. What tell us about your family? Order?
Speaker 9 (12:27):
So our family so when my son was about two,
we like schnitzel because he couldn't pronounce it. He says,
ship this day when we say who wants for dinner?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I mean the local pub is going to be very,
very offended when you order a couple of their finest shitzels.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
But you know, you go with it, Melissa.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
There's a few pubs that are serving up that stuff
at the NIME as well.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Juliet in caring, but tell us about your daughter.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Morning guys, when my little ones well along ago, we
had a list we're going to the had swimming lessons
and then we were going to Bunny's warehouse and after
swimming lessons, my three year old turn around and said,
are we going to rabbits now? Funny he thought she
thought we'd said bunnies.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
We're going to go and buy some bunnies.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Then she's thinking that everyone's eating a bunny out the
front and.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
A piece of bread out in the front without storm.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
You know, that's that's the stuff of nightmares. But thanks
for your input.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
This is the Fitz and Whibber with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
We need to talk about Drake. There's a fair bit
going on and do you know what, I've realized he's in.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Australia and he's cheering in Australia at the moment. He's
just played Perth. But the reason why he's here, he's
planned this trip because he knew the Grammys were going
to be on it. And I think he knew that
Kendrick Lamar was going to clean up and he needed
to go to the country that's furthest away than America.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, get out of pound people, get out of town
when you know that, everybody's going to be talking about
the fact that, well, the track that was celebrated is about.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You, mate, was so not like us.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Won five Grammys and it's a Drake Dish track. Now, okay,
I'm going to give you a couple of updates. Drake's
not happy. He's in Australia. He walks out the other
night and he's just been cleaned up by this song
by Kendrick Lamar, right yeah, And he walks out to
his gig and he's wearing a top with bullet holes
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in the front of it, whip and as he's walking
down to the stage, behind him is smoke coming out
of the back.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Of the shirt like he's been shot.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
It's like he's been shot a shirt.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
As the instrumental there's an instrumental song playing.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's over My Dead Body.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's called So Drake's walking out with a bullet hole
field hoodie with smoke coming out of the back going Okay, yeah,
he's won a few Grammys, but I'm still here. Then
he starts his gig with this the other night. Oh,
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Duzzy drag is very much for reminding us.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So did they just put a bit of if he
had a hoodie and to be honest, it sounds like
one of those terrible shark attack t shirts around in
the nineties that had holes in it and a bit
of blood around the holes to make it look like
shark cool. Did they have in the hoodie? Just a
bit of dry ice in the head part of the
hoodie at the back there, I must Drake, We're gonna
wake some dry ice, mate. It'll look like you know that,
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It looks like gunpowder. It's gonna look awesome.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Imagine the people around him imagining he going, right, okay, okay,
he's won five Grammys.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
We need to do something.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
When I'm walking out of the gig the other night,
what about bullet holes? And I need smoke coming out
of my back? And you can imagine the people around
him going, oh God, can we can someone go.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
And look for some dry not again bloody?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
So this is the other thing as well, right, because
Drake Drake's quite close to a lot of the NBA basketballers.
I think he's I think He's hosted a lot of
the awards shows and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, one mate.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Has been Lebron James. But what's happened lebronc is Lebron's
in LA and he's an LA Laker. He sided with Kendrick.
So Drake at his Perth show the other night sung
He's twenty eighteen smash NonStop and the lyrics usually go,
how I go from six to twenty three? Like I'm
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Lebron He changed it the other night, how I go
from six to twenty three?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
But not Lebron Man?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How does he do it? What are your secrets? And
if you've been on news dot com dot au this morning,
there's a selfie use taken by the pool which is
crowating headlines and it's a flection shot fits but it's
top off. I don't know if he's just in shorts
or undies.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Man.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
He looks ripped and then there's just dollar signs and
it says.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
What, yeah, I know how he's now day in Perth?
How day in Perth? I think he might end up
living here. I think I don't think he can go.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Back to the States at just quickly. If you got
Drake's dad Drake's dad from the other night.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
This was after the Grammys and he was asked about.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Kendrick winning so many Grammys on that song.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Gotta ask, what do you think about Kendrick Lamar not
like us getting Record.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Of the Year. I don't care about this. Stranger part
was that his dad was that's not the hotline.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Blind was wearing a bullet hole hood as well, with
smoke coming out of it.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
As if I didn't go to the Radio Awards, but
bum turned up a bit with.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
The City and with the Witchie Podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
If you're not happy with your job, there's things you
can do. Guys for a while now. If you don't
like something in life, change it. God, we're all going
to be dead, Serding guys are not here for long.
We're a blip. We're a blip in the history of
the world.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Easy to say, what's what's the what's the quote? If
you if you love it so much, if it's your passion,
you'll never work another day in your life.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Never ever work another day in your life.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I mean, it's easy, it's it's it sounds very easy.
Why don't you just do something that you love.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Because it doesn't pay the bills? And I want to
have a life, go on a holiday. Then well I
can't because I'm doing what I love. What do you do?
I'm a musician, Yeah, I got a pub gig last month. Cool.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
And I think we have to sift through the sewerage
of jobs first before we realize and we we understand
how good it is when we end up at our
final destination.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
There's a quote for you going, oh my god, think
I missed it?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Write it down, guys, can we rewind that moment? Jackie
Rackney is an employment coach, and she said, here's how
to improve your chance of getting a job. In a
job interview. When you wander into the job interview, if
the person taking the interview asks you, would you like
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a cup of tea or a coffee or some water,
always say yes. Jackie says, You've got to say yes, yep,
because people feel connected to you when they've done something
for you. So it describes how doing a favor for
someone can actually make us feel more positively towards that person.
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When we do a favor for someone, even if we
initially had no strong feelings towards and we tend to
become more inclined to like and trust that person.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Can I add to that, I've done a break on
this before right where we've spoken about this. If you're
in a job interview and you get offered a cup
of coffee or tea, be very wary because what they
do once you finish that coffee or tea they watch
to see if you take the empty mug back to
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the kitchen or not.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Of course, you're not going to take you back now,
you are?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You are? You have to because then are you serious?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I wandered into a workplace and now I've been a
couple of coffee in an office, I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
The kitchen is.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Well do you ask you take the responsibility to go
back clean the mug? And then they know that you're
prepared to go that little bit extra.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Now see, I see it the other way, I would
say to her, thanks so much for your time today,
great to chat, and by the way, make sure that
ends up in the dishwasher so she can see some
leadership in me. Oh wow, he knows how to put
his birth food forward and also take a stance on
position here.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
How many years, Tommy did it take me blowing up
at whipper to actually clean his wheat beaks bow and
put it back.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
It wasn't It's still a work in progress.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I think, well it was more than I felt sorry
for the guy who actually did it at the end
of the day. That's why I made a But do
you know what I think you should do? If you're
going for an interview, turn up with some banana bread
or something like. You'd be the one that once again
that steps forward and says, hey, before you offer me
a cup of tea, you want a bit of cream
and jam on your muffin.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Too cheesy, it's too cheesy, and it's too it's you're
sucking up too much. If you rock up with the banana.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Bread slice, a pizza bong and a bagel, do you
know anything? Just do up with something and.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Then we're just just on that returning of the mug.
Maybe go one step further and ask them, do you
want me to clean up the whole office?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
So I'm here, bring bring a vacuum clean and bring
the dice, and so turn up to the interview.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
We want to those backpack vacuum cleaners on in a
boiler suit and go all right, now the interview's Overwhere
do I start?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
You get a call back two days later. Hey, we've
got a.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Job for you, but it's as the Janet and we
really loved you were.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Cleaning up the office. Congratulations on your role.
Speaker 13 (22:10):
This ister Fitzi and Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
The headline of the Street. I don't know how much
I believe you.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
But the real reason why Mariah Carey and James Packers
split But it's over money, guys.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I couldn't believe this when I read it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It's over money. I can't over money. She's got all
the money in the world. He's got all the money
in the world.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well, it says in the article that Mariah Carey spent
sixty six thousand dollars on spa treatments for her dogs.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Poodle needs a money petty.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
She's up there with Elton John.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
She spends one hundred and forty eight thousand dollars a
month on exotic flowers for her house. Oh my god,
and some of her hair and makeup sessions cost fourteen
thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I didn't mister Packer spend five hundred, No, it was
five million or something was Oh, maybe I'm exaggerating. What
did he spend on the Tommy can you do a
quick Google search on what Yeah, it was just spent
on this wo there hanging on size.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
And while you're checking that out too, I mean, how
much do you spend on your hair?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That's are you up around.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
The fourteen thousand dollars per session here and makeups trying?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
It's the flowers budget for me guys?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It really yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, what's your how much did he spend? Just quickly? Well,
it was a thirty five carrot ring. It was apparently
worth ten mil.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh my god, and you're to.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Me name it. What was the name of your hairdresser again?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
What was her name?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That lady?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Jenny?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Jenny Jenny from parrots Hendress.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
She's the one that puts you onto Frizze dismiss and
the Moroccan oils that you've been using.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Absolutely and she got Did she get a four year
sentence for your hair cut?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Tom?
Speaker 9 (23:49):
Or?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Is she still in silver Water?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Thirty?
Speaker 8 (23:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
On good behavior, she'll be out twenty thirty. Actually I saw.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Her cutting someone's hair the other day with her ankle place,
which was interesting.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
She was picked up thirty minutes later.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, it's hard to do the full haircut whilst in shackles.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
But she she's amazing, just looking good, sister.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Can we stick to billionaires here? Bill Gates all his
kids have moved. This is quite sad his kids have
moved out of home. Now they're old enough that they've
moved out of home. But Bill has said that.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
He is going to hold onto his two hundred and.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Seven million dollar mega mansion in Seattle.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So how's this? He bought it for two.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Million dollars the place in when was it nineteen ninety four?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
And then he's done a hundred million dollar renow.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
On the imagine putting that into council.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
So you know what, it's only got seven bedrooms. I
thought it would have been. It's got seven.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Bedrooms, six kitchens, and twenty four bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
How do you get.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Twenty four bathrooms with seven bedrooms?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
If the family has and sometimes mate and it's genetic
that this can happen, you might have ibs if your
whole family has it. You need to be able to run.
You need to be within three meters of a bathroom
at any stage in a huge house. Are you're going
to have an accident?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Remember he lives in this place by himself. It's got
a private liry it's got a swimming pool that has
its own underwater music system. He's got a trampoline room,
He's got outdoor sports courts there this goes on. He's
got a reception hall that's underground for one hundred and
fifty people for an elegant dinner, or it holds two
hundred people for a cocktail party.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
This is the big one. Now the clincher. The property
has its.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Very own advanced security system that can detect who is
in the residence by the weight of their footsteps thanks
to the precious sensitive flaws.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yes, so they wouldn't know me. Now I'm on the monjarro.
I mean, if you says them is good enough to
pick up weaper sneaking in on the manjarro wellop just sneaks.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
In out of the back. Oh my god, we've got
a grizzly bear in the house.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
What God, We're on a two hundred kilo stop.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I'm not sure Christy Swan you've ever been part of
this before, but I know you're going to eat it alive.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
It's called.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Good I like him, but goodly.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Wet.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
We don't make a list of prosens.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
We all do it?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Open up for starting friend of applause forever that k Well.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
There's always there's a stage in a relationship where you
sit down with your friends and they go, okay, let's
go through them pro why should you should stay with
this guy? And why you shouldn't? Madison from Forestville, Hi, mad.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Hi Madison, this is exciting. Thanks for calling the show. Firstly,
I'll ask how long have you been with that special person? Okay,
what's their name? I'm Ben Bennie two and a half years.
That is a long time. How old are you, Maddie,
I'm twenty fours. Some seriousness to this. So you've drawn
(27:02):
a line down the middle of the page, you've written
your pros and cons list. Why don't we celebrate the
pros first, Maddie?
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Okay, So he's really gold dribbn Like he's some really
cool and unique dates and goes out of his way
and we just got along really well.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Like he's a really funny person.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
So you never bought around him, are you?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
No?
Speaker 8 (27:22):
Never?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
He's not lazy, Madison. He's still romantically after two and
a half he is. He likes to surprise you.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
Yeah, he's not he's like to surprise me.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
I would say it could be a bit lazy.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Interesting, So we're shifting now, we're shifting the cons already.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
She can't.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
The guns it, let's let's go to the cons. Then,
what has this turd done to your Madison?
Speaker 12 (27:51):
I'm sorry, it's just he's very messy, Like you'll leave
his beard savings he was seen and just walk away
and I have to clean it up cleanly, Like he
gets jealous essed into some of my friends dead him
and he's really overly into masks.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
We've been watching maths right now and he's just like
really really into it, like weirdly into it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, like we can't miss a minute type into it. Yeah,
when you say he leaves his beard trimmings in the sink,
does that extend to things like ear cleaners or dirty
male quicking? Okay? Okay two and a half years. Do
you guys live together?
Speaker 9 (28:30):
No, but we.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Stay over each others.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, But I mean if he's left some bead clippings
and then comes into the bathroom while you're angry and
says something funny, then that's okay.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yeah, yeah, it does get rid of my anger.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Okay, Madison. Have you heard of the Have you heard
of the Pooh theory?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (28:51):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
All right, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
I mean, look, it's nothing to do with relationships, because
Lord knows, I've got no idea about them. But it
has got to do with decluttering and getting rid of
to kilous, stupid, extraneous things out of your life. And
this is, this is, this has changed my life. But
I'm talking more about you know, pasta machines and extra bowl.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah. Sure, if the thing in your life.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Was covered in Pooh, would you wash it or would
you throw it away? And I want you to apply
that to this man. If you think about it over
the song, if he was covered in Pooh? Would you
pop him in the shower? Would you say hit the road,
please get out?
Speaker 12 (29:28):
Honestly, I just throw it away.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
The decisions being made. Ben is gone. Put it out
the front of the house. It's going to flies on
it within minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Call the council. There's an unusual hot rubbish collection like
good him.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
We see, yes, it is pos We can help you out. Guys.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Is that you singing on that song skitty?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That's not skitty? So I'll jump in. That was a
nickname for when I was a kid. That's a small
accident around the slide in my velvet shorts.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
We go to Beck in please, good morning Beck. How
long you've been in this relationship?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
For Beck?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Two years?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Can you give us give us a name?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
I mean, it doesn't have to be his name, but
we need to refer to him as something Beck, skitties
or what you got something else for us?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Camera?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Cany baby? Okay? Do we want to fire off a
couple of pros?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Back about cam Christy, You'll love this that he loves
to listen to tales to us with me.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh wow, love that.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Yeah, he actually put picks up all the doctor all right, Okay,
so that's still in the landmine winning.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Not many guys do that, so that's great for him.
Back what else? He sounds like a lovely guy. Anything else?
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Yeah, he's a great cook and he actually helps my diet,
which is great.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh well, okay, so he's sort of like a health
advisor to Is he a good kisser?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I can't see there being too many cons.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I can't wait to get to the com at this.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Stage, I would say to him, he says, I mean,
how bad can this be?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
What are they, Well, he's underwear. He's had the same
underwear for the last ten years.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Don't don't have an issue with it at all.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
That's easily fixable, like a seven pack of trading no.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Bank, swanny. You don't need to change a man's underwear.
Let him know. I mean, your unding has become like
your best mate. And if they're the old tired ones
where the elastics have gone they're worn on particular days.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
No, no, but they would have that sort of you
know how they go invisible in parts.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's like a ghost patch.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Quite sexy, isn't It's.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Almost on the undercarriage part.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Kanye's girlfriend, it starts to looking like that.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, that's very easily fixable.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's not a character flaw.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Okay, okay, any other cons back.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
I like to sleep in in the morning, but he
sets five hundred alarms in the morning instead of one.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
What's he getting up so early for?
Speaker 6 (32:07):
That's getting up for work?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
But he just does.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
He likes his snooz snooth snow snooths.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Inconsiderate, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
You're going to take that into consideration when your partner's
trying to sleep next to you, do you live with
each other?
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Beck?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Or he's still in separate houses?
Speaker 6 (32:21):
No separate house?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Isn't that?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
What else is any other cons.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
He choose gum? Obnoxiously choose gum?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
What is it? Nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
These?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Can I just say that these can be fixed? And
you know what, unfortunately not everyone's perfect. Beck, It's not
a fairy towel. So if he likes to chew his
gum like I do, really loudly let him go.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
But what concerns me if it's things like the gum
that's really annoying you that surface level, and underneath there's
so many other things that is making that gum be
so annoying.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
This we're talking about you snore mate, and we're a
master b comp.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I reckon, there's deeper issues, the deeper issues here?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Can I ask? Can I ask a personal question?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Here we go?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
How often are you intimate with your partner?
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Once a week, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (33:23):
I just know that I had a boyfriend for a
very long time. And you know when you said that
you listened to Taylor Swift together. I used to listen
to Madonna with him and we would watch ab Fab
and Kath and Kim and it was the best relationship.
And turns out he's married to a man now and
it all made sense.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So you think Cam might be gay?
Speaker 7 (33:44):
No, no, because of the intimacy question. You're very lucky
to have a man that loves Taylor Swift to hang
on to it a new undies and tell him to
stop sneezing.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Okay, you're taking it out of my control.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
You're on the standoil.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
It's for Kasha the Karas twenty five thousand dollars or
a brand new key sport.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Age you get on the show. You go into the
running for that.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Do you know what? Also, well said, Fits got another
prize for you too, Bet, because we love your work.
We are going to send you along on the red
carpet to see Bridget Jones. What God, do you know what?
I saw the new movie yesterday because I believe we're
speaking to Renezolwega. Yeah, next one. It is the best
movie I've seen in such a long time. Like Maddie
(34:28):
and I went along to the movie. Maddie, I was, no,
you don't get it. Fits, Like I haven't seen the
other bridge of Jones's. The script is brilliant. She's the
best actress in the world and by the end of
the movie, I'm in tears.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Mushrooms. Did you lick on the way?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
No, it was just this chocolate that I had in
the uber the driver.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
So favorite movies you got? Dumb Dummer comes in a
number one? Where does this comes in at number two?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'll tell you what. It's top five, mate. I don't
say that lightly.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Find mister not a big fan of mister in between
like in between.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
I just told you I liked mister And is this
sounds like Lisa's Colm list?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
This is Chrissy Swam is a great film. Howdare you
suggest there's a calm list? It's Whippa with Kate Ritchie
is a Nova podcast walk great shows like this. Download
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Speaker 5 (35:24):
The