May 24, 2018 • 47 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Let's talk about Lily Ella and we love this girl.
It was just she's gone too far, guys, it's gone
far too far.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You'll wake up this morning and across news services around
the world you'll be confronted by photos of Lily Allen
without the underpants on. She's got some new music coming out,
a new album. It's called No Shame.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
She's really excited about it. Actually, great performer, Lily.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'll show you these photos.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm looking forward to a new book as well. She's
she's had a few relationships over the year.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Talks about one of the gallaghers, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I remember after a big day out once here in
Sydney and we went back to this after party and
it was on what's what's the Is it the Art
Museum or the Art gallery on Circular Kidy there? Yep, yeah,
And it was out the front there and she was
sitting on the grass just looking at the Opera House
with Matt Bellamy from Muse and they were getting quite amorous.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Really yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
They were having a dirry together and then there was
a bit of kissing.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay. Is she still with her Builderman?
Speaker 7 (01:02):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And three kids?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Three kids, because these are the photos you will see
this morning. Obviously there's some private parts that have been
the one sensible is she performing?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah on the stage.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
There she is and she's.
Speaker 8 (01:19):
Having a drink and her legs are split and you
can see.
Speaker 9 (01:22):
Yeah, that's covered with the I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Not saying the originals obviously aren't covered, and she released
them as part of No Shame. So she's decided not
to wear any underpants on the day the shots were taken,
and then she put them out as No Shame, No
Nody Sunday. There's been some comments to go, do you
realize what you're doing? She said, I'm really proud of it.
I pushed three kids.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Out of that.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I mean, you should be proud. But I don't know
about that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, if the album is called No Shame, she's proud
of her body shame.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, no, you wonder where the line is They don't
I mean, no guy get away.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
With these days? Could?
Speaker 10 (02:01):
Well?
Speaker 11 (02:01):
Lenny Kravitz did.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Then he didn't mean too, did he.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
He didn't stop either. He just thought this is great advertising.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, he was going hell for leather on his acts,
not not that ax the guitar, and he just split
his jeans.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
He didn't hurry to cover himself, though he kept he.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He wasn't wearing any undies under his leathers.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He doesn't wear undies under their leathers.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Man sweaty junder Yeah, leather pants and performing on stage
Lenny and no unlooking mistake.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
Bro Orlando Bloom showed no shame on the paddle board.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's true, there's nothing wrong with it. He checked him
with those shots every now and then.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
He didn't know there was cameras around.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Or didn't he No, no, of course not.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
What you're really called the paps and said, all right,
you keep paddling, Katie, and I'll just be at the
back of you're doing.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
The things super famous dating Katy Perry. Of course there
won't be perhaps around, he says. We paddle into the ocean.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What if she if this album does well, how do
you guys feel about maybe your billboard.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I'm in Sydney, New prim usco.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I have thought about that, Tommy, because I reckon you
got the one over the end?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
What the one Sarah could be on a tramplone jumping
up and down?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Are you just sitting in a chair and what are
you and I doing playing guitar?
Speaker 9 (03:19):
Or having a couple of beers just in, a pair
of stubby shorts and.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Meat potatoes just out the side.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
So you're the Lenny Kravitz and no, you're the Lily.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Think you're going to need to be performing on stage
with no underpants?
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Well I'm going to need a microphone according to that picture,
and probably a drink to.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Get onto Tony Thomas today ahead of marketing and see
if we can get a couple of billboards around Sydney
where we're all just showing a bit more lave No
Shame has tag No Shame.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
For a new promo shot as well. They're the worst
because it's always do something with you.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Look Ill pitched that idea to them after night. Yeah, okay, yeah,
this is a story.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know what I reckon. You'd have a crack at
this if you could, Sarah, listen to this story. The
kid's name is Sydney gilstrap portly right, and he was
a seventeen year old refugee from Hurricane Harvey when he
enrolled in Dallas High school. It was Hillcrest High School, Sarah,
and he enrolled as a freshman. He transferred from one
(04:26):
school and all he wanted to do was play basketball. Academically,
he wasn't that good, but he just wanted to play beeball.
And they looked at this kid and they went, poh,
he's got a bit of height to him. It could
be pretty good. Somebody throw him a ball. Then all
of a sudden, this kid just started going crazy gifted,
and the Hillcrest have gone, this is the star that
we need, right, so they've put him straight to the
(04:48):
first side, and this kid is dominating.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
They're going, where is he come from? He's dunking over everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
All of a sudden, Hillcrest their basketball team started winning.
They've never been winning before dominating. So then they went
to this high school tournament and while they were there,
one of the other coaches from North Meskitt High School
he recognized Sydney gilstrap Portly and he went up to
(05:15):
the coach from Hillcrest and he said, mate, sorry to
tell you this, but that bloke over there, I coached
him about eight years ago. How Sydney gilstrap Portley's twenty five.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Years of age and he still wants to play high
school basketball.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So if you had an opportunity, right, if you looked
young Sarah, I'll come on and you had an opportunity
to dominate in the juniors, you'd have a crack at it.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
It'd be great feeling.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I hope that's the case, and he's not just looking
older than the other kids. Like that was me throughout
my entire life, and it was help. Remember when I
went to go on school camp and I had one
of the other mothers come up to me and ask
me what year I taught.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I said, no, I'm not one of the teachers. I'm
the kid going on the camp.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
See, if you, at the age of twenty five, if
you went back to a school, you probably couldn't say
you wanted to play. You could probably be a teachers
and you could be the principal. You could be done
with Fisher.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
At one stage, because I wasn't very academically focused, the
school suggested should we keep him down a year? And
then everybody got around the table. You're having a crack
at kids that stay down?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
No, not at all, my brother repeated a year. But
he was ridiculously intelligent.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, because with boys, there's often the debate when you've
then gone to play sport.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
If you're young, you're either incredibly young for the year.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
Or you're a bit older.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
For if you're on the leg, if.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You're on the line.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Your parents, Mum and Dad made a decision that he'd
repeat one of his junior school years so that when
he went on to play rugby, not that they, you know,
said he had to.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, he'd beg it's interesting. Yeah, And then everybody got
around the table. I went, no, he looks too old.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We can't have this man child getting around in the
playground anymore. I remember playing footy and one of the
one of the team's coach, ran out onto the field
and said, get that man off. That's me, guys, but
I'm not an assistant coach. I'm one of the kids
chasing the.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Pil I was the opposition coach. I would have kept
you on the field.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You don't understand what it was like to be a
fully grown man playing amongst a pack of kids. It
was quite effective. Ryan, for your cheap, cheap joke five stories.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Can we all right? Faking your age?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Have you done this before? Thirteen twenty fourteen to Cindy,
can you please come into the studio. We need to
talk about this because I did it. I did it
when I was seventeen years of age and Sarah with
a birthdate of nineteen seventy six on my proof of
age card, I could change that six. I put a
line at the top of the six, and I rubbed
out a little bit on the bottom left and I
turned it into a five.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I love that they had cards you could rub.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I had to get a pin I had because it
was to laminade. It was a proper I approve of it.
I scratched it off n got the black line in
there and it worked.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
What did you do, Jack, I committed fraud. We went
all out at boarding schools. So we decided to actually
make a fake birth certificate, But this one had to
be an American one because obviously they can tell the
Australian one exactly. So I put on an accent, I
made up a full character profile and I took him
my faith pirth certificate.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
Even got a Westpac account.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No way named.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So is the when you went into the RTA to
get your l's Is that correct? And so well?
Speaker 10 (08:34):
I decided to get my l's other girls, so other
girls did the same thing, so we all use the
same Westpac card.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Oh, this is so bad because this is a long
time ago.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
This isn't years since this is nineteen nineties, all right,
late nineties. Yeah, so it was pretty bad, but we
when I did it, all the other girls got eighteen
plus cards. But to make mine legit, I decided to
go for my l's, which I failed the first time,
had to go back and even when I went back, I.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
So fake person as Clamory KRK Sinclair.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
How old were you at the time?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I was sixteen?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You were sixteen? But then you got your l's at
the age and what did it say on your l's?
It said you were well I was.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
It said I was nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Amazing, So it's your real name, Jacinda? Is it's something else?
Speaker 11 (09:16):
Who Cark's Sinclair?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is extraordinary?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Wow, a net from Newtown? What did you fake your
age for in Ittte to.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
Get out of school?
Speaker 13 (09:26):
So I'm from a Greek background and my mum cracked
it up because we couldn't speak a word when we
were young when you want to, so she stuck us
in two Greek schools during the weekend on the weekend,
and she said, the only way we can get out
of it is to get a job. So I was
only twelve at the time and went to the local
(09:47):
Kentucky told them I was thirteen and got a job.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Isn't it bad?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You've got yourself a job. I mean that's quite positive.
I mean she's doing a good thing.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Luke and kellyvill You faked your age, is that right?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (10:01):
Faking age?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
Mate?
Speaker 12 (10:03):
We had a new stuff whale was boxing being I
was already eleven. I already had fights, and yeah, they
bought a bean in to say that boxes aren't allowed
to fight until well fourteen, So I faked the age,
changed the date of the blue book, cancer.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Ready to go?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
How did you fake it?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Looke?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Did you just tell them that you were fourteen? Or
did you have to show identification or a.
Speaker 12 (10:24):
Birth You had a blue book and they wrote your
name in it, right, okay, and that you dated birth story?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah? Sure, my god.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Look, you were fighting fourteen year olds at the age
of eleven.
Speaker 12 (10:35):
Yeah, eleven, twelve years old? Mate, I was already fighting
in the state. There was a state thing.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah right.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I get a big trouble for doing it, but I
was then gone.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now, Tom, you've been faking your age and your gender
for a while now, well, no it's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I've got about fifty five.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I'm not I'm not a fifty five year old female.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
For the record, No, you're not told. We can confirm
actually cheap you Love Island. Jeez?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Last?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
On nine go and nine now eight point thirty this
Sunday night, Sarah Tommy, can you take a seat. We've
got some news for you because you know the other
day we're talking about Love Island. Yes, this was the
chat that we were having because we were so excited
about Sunday nights.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
This Sunday night, it kicks off Love Island.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
How did your audition go to me?
Speaker 9 (11:23):
They're still getting back to me.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Don't make the second round with glug.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Island was Glove Island, which was in another version which
is really weird.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Glove Island.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
This week on Glove Island times kicked off.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Again when hasn't even met any of the contestants yet
you wouldn't put over What a pity?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Channel nine's picked it up.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's serious, God, from just our chat, I mean.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Filming has started already. Filming has started. It will come
out after Love Island. But here is the promo for
Glove Island.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
We're heading to the hottest Love of your lives.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Welcome to the Love Island.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
This week on Glove Island, time is kicked off again.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
The baby.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Oh Tom gets caught in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm not a snake but.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
More of a lizard by himself all right, I will
wear a leather mask.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Will the zip break?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
It's arrested on the island this week.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Nothing to do with the show.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Love Island, Australia at this.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
Stage, I won't be appearing on Glove Island, but you
never know what might pop up.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
Is calling.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
Man, Well, you've clearly pieced together bits that I've set
on air and taken them out of context.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
I don't think there's any context that made those statements.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Island.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I feel assaulted right away on three when he gets arrested.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Nothing to do with the.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Boat by himself, just off the island. What's he doing?
Can I give you one first study?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You're read retal?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
So this was in the year three homework the other
day here he had this. He brought this home?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Not an official question?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Stumped b J. And I see if you guys can
get him.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
How does eight leave three if you take half away?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
How does eight leave three if you take half away?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
How does eight leave three if you take half away?
Speaker 15 (13:52):
Because you it's not one of those ones where you
have the mamesticks create the shape of an eight. You
take the mats sticks away and very very close you
remove its belt something zero.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It's not a mathematical quiz.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Well, if you take if you take half of the
letter eight away, the way that it's put down on
a piece of paper makes the letter.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
It makes the number three.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Can we go with the opener again? I just feel
like it was abuse a little bit as the most
of if you just, if you've got a riddle, you
come to me first.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
You don't.
Speaker 16 (14:36):
You don't just turn up on a Friday with your
own riddle.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
This does not bring your own riddle time, mate, This
is my riddle time. And are we ready to play
for the official riddles?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
You tell us when you bring a proper riddle.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Guys, is first riddle.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And we want to say thank Dot who gets up
every Friday morning. Earlier she was on the show she
loves riddle times. Okay, a man goes out in heavy
rain without anything to protect him, his hair doesn't.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Get wet, doesn't have the particularly close to.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Get god, the shut on your cranium today. I tried
to super zoom on it earlier, but you took off. Okay,
all right. A man and his boss have the same parents,
but they're not siblings.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
How is this possible?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
A man and his boss have the same parents but
are not siblings? How is this possible? Parent company? Clever thinking?
Speaker 10 (15:38):
But no.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Is his self employed?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Tom Tom Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom Tom.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Congratulations on the Lord Wonder m d G and put
your hand down one to Thomas.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
As we moved through to the third still take today.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
As the current winner.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
For the last stop listening, here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
If you're buy a rooster so you can harvest and
eat eggs every morning, you can expect to have three
eggs every morning for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
How many eggs would you have after ten days?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I'll go again, Rid, one of the oldest.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I was waiting for someone else. I didn't want to
answer it. Well, we have a couple of media superstars
in here. One lady we absolutely adore and looking for
the superstars, and the guy sitting next to her is
punching way above his weight.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
It's Jim Wilson and Chris Well.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I mean, when you decided to come in for wrap up,
of the week who was keener than the other Barthy
you would have been a ride out. He'd be hopeless.
Speaker 14 (16:49):
I dance like Shrek right and you've got you guys
know this, but my voice. All I need is encouragement.
Last night we practiced, Barthy goes, you're dreadful, really detoned, deaf,
no beat, totally no.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I don't know what.
Speaker 14 (17:04):
All I need is a bit of encouragement. I think
the hands and the movement can keep me there.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
I did the hands last night, and he's going, can
you stop moving around really distracting me?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Part of you're going to get into that.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I don't know how street that is street? Can I
just say, has Jim undone a couple of extra.
Speaker 14 (17:24):
Buttons there and got a chest hair car he runs
out much because you know why, mate, it's winters. We're
coming into winter and the fur is on full display.
My friend, I don't know he was that hairy Barth.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
He's got full on insulation.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
What about on the shoulders, in the back and.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Everyways the wings, he's got the epaulets happening.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Jim, I've had laser about seven times on my back.
I'll tell you what. I was complete rug I was everything.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It's not a laser large enough for me.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
I went to the zoo there that I thought this
blog was about to a tranquilizer.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Well, it's good that you get him out. And he's
sort of doing a bit of bush talking now. You know,
you guys are out about a little bit that would
keep him warm in the window when he's lost in
the blue mountains.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
Yeah, that's great. I love the bird nording and stuff.
I've really embraced it, and I know I have embraced the.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Is this true? Actually true? You're doing bird watching together?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
My birds?
Speaker 14 (18:11):
And what's your favorite bedmate? I mean, you can't go
past the rap door that's on a forward ranger. Everyone,
it's a rap door. It's a magnificent I like a
wedge tailer eagle when I see a wedgie.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
On the one while he's rap.
Speaker 14 (18:25):
I'm talking a proper weggie. Fantasy island people, that is
a beautiful, beautiful, top of the food chain.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, I think, what about you got a favorite bird?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I see I'm a bit of an ol freak.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Are you are? The tiny frog maw?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Well they're strictly speaking on now.
Speaker 17 (18:43):
I'll excuse myself before we've even started the rap and
she got one up on your bang.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Now you guys are rapping against the married couple on
this show, which is.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Whipper and Sarah not officially married, not married.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
They they're very handsy. They are you all the time.
Speaker 16 (19:00):
They are the married Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
God.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Sarah actually is in love with one of my good mates.
I used to live with him, so I know a
lot about it, probably a lot more than Sarah.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
What is going on in the water here at Nover?
It's a cult.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Don't drink it, but it happened.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Your wife here? Tell me found her? His wife here?
It's unbelievable. It's on.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Hang on, Matt fairly recently found love?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yes, that's which we can't believe.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Will he get to the church?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Is the question that he looks pretty keen and Instagram?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
His school is school formal photos which came out and
just remember who's judging he took a.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Coleen school show. You just turned up with a cane
putting on the riots?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Are here? Passed that down to bath? Is that's him
with a cane at his year twelve formal? Well it's
not the Avengers.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Wow, isn't.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
The matching purple in his pocket? And look, it's the
pose that gets it.
Speaker 14 (20:01):
Barthy, thanks for coming. I'm now teaming up with Sarah.
You're Whipper, We're on.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
I really like you.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It means you've already got one extra wife.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
You don't need a guy, trust me, you don't want
me and Mormon.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
No, but all right, let's talk about this. You guys
are the guests. So do you want to go first
or do you want Sarah Whipper to go first?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I think we'll let them go.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, they're going to go first.
Speaker 16 (20:33):
Don't know how much, Dad away let the buy.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
You're more than welcome to drop some buffet gear in
there if you want.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's always a good nipples are erect.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Well just.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
A big boy. He loves his buffets either, Bathy.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I don't get about you know it sound like a tall,
skinny guy.
Speaker 16 (21:02):
Don't direct it, Jim Junkie, you'll find in Australia ready
to do this.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
You're going first, I'm Sarah, You're direct judge.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Do not stuff this.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Do not stuff this under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Chris and Jim AT's wrap up of the week. If
you've heard this segment, you will know it's street. Let
me introduce the players in the game. This bunch is
only chasing money and fail by first. He's having a
tough time. His wife loves the handy man. It's not
a huge crime, and the kids know the situation is bad.
They've started calling chasing busy fingers, dad, human kneecap, peddling
(21:44):
more crap than two girls and a teacup. He's our binch,
one bad headed from a criminal lawsuit.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Oh there's you.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Two here to throw some shade like whippers rece. You've
brought the pain TV's ultimate couple because he's my mate
Whipper to bring the trouble.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Jim Wilson and Chris Bath turning up today, What a
fasce a TV girl that loves a sports mad kid.
But when Jim's on the screen, shut your eye lids.
Jimmy be pretended could be a professional. But right now
here in the confession, we'd love footage tennis and given
three cheers were on the street as excuse for beers,
you love the outdoors, dragging Jim along like a dog
(22:20):
on all falls weekends, binoculars and bird watching don't come
a knock.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
And if this is fan of rocking with fifty this year.
Speaker 16 (22:28):
A man with a child's mind.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I understand your fears.
Speaker 16 (22:30):
Sitting on top and crooked old knees. I just say bath.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
He doesn't ask for new balls, please.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Big build.
Speaker 17 (22:47):
Fore we got that man ready to Come on, Jim,
don't do it for the farmer's Jim, come on.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Let's do this.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
We make it hasty.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
You think you're puff daddy, but you're all puff pastry.
You to London.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
See that was scary. We want to Prince Harry. Shame
your prince.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Harry is a bird bird.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Don't you mind?
Speaker 14 (23:09):
We was chasing birds of a different kinds.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Got a wife. She's the only bird I'll ever get
in his life.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Jim, I'm the sqaundy guy.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
Fitzy can't tell the difference from a goal to a try.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
On ABC, Hey, Fitzy, can you spell that?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
ABC? Two boys fight like a married couple.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
It's no wonder your jobs are in trouble here.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
It's all over road River. Next year it's Jimmy and
Chris on Nova.
Speaker 16 (23:45):
Oh my god, would it be possible that they've limped
across the line.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Would it be.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Come and step up on the mine? That was you?
That was an absolute slang.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
I have never heard a wrap deliver hit after hit
after hit like we saw Jim and Christ just then.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Whips was one long half wrap to one good line stairs.
Yours was excellent.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
All well, thank you, but you have been hammered.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
By the team of.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
A surprise decision.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
The most amount of street credit you'll ever get in
your life, Gym, that is amazing.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
You guys are officially your bay. You held that up
so well well done. I Reckon is on the phone,
un Bartha, your mole.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You got stuck in Guys, that word is.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I want to take that on the We should have
worked that into this.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
You want to go check out those guys wrapping. Go
to the fifty with Facebook page right now.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Thanks for having us Sydneys City and it's.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
An absolute honor to have this man in the studio.
This is well, this is this is a big one
because he's gone from Compton to the Sydney Opera House
here for Vivid Live twenty cu.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, what's happening mate? This is an honor to have
you back in.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Firstly, we just wanted to apologize for last time you
were here. It was a forty degree day and you
were helping out serving ice creams in.
Speaker 18 (25:18):
Van Oh man, it was hot in there. Well, I
apologize for Kevin Hart. I shouldn't have brought him. I
thought he was gonna get hung up at customs.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
But yeah, it's a light down on tour with Kevin Hart.
Cube is he Is he good to tour with?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, he's fine.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
He never stops, mate, He's a bundle of energy.
Speaker 18 (25:35):
That's his personality. Yes, some comedians, I've worked with a
lot of them. You know, they turn on and they
turn off. You know, they when the camera's on, they
on when the camera's off. You know they you know,
some of the saddest people I know. But Kevin, Kevin
is He's always on. He's always excited, happy, you know,
trying to make everybody laugh.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Cube, you are playing Sydney Opera House, one of the
most iconic places in the world. I don't think they're
gonna say as many expletives if they when you say
you up on stage. Have you ever thought about collaborating
with a getting maybe introducing some opera India show?
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Is there anybody that we can get any they cute?
Speaker 18 (26:12):
I don't know about that, you know, I gotta I
gotta keep you know, I gotta keep a gangster. So
speed you I mean show and it's great. You know,
I've I've been. I've been to Sydney, you know, my
whole career, I've been back and forth coming.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
You know.
Speaker 18 (26:28):
I came here first with with Shack did Kill and
it was Cypress Hill and the Fushnickens. It's like ninety three.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Was that a festival? Can you remember what that was?
I I think I do remember that.
Speaker 18 (26:41):
Yeah, it was a quick we were going around and
we went to New Zealand. But but it was cool,
you know. So I've always seen the Opera House and
you know, never imagine that hip hop would make it inside.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
So it's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
He was actually a really good rapper, Shack, no doubt,
he had some grites.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
He he had some old records. You know, I did
a real song or two winning. Yeah. He was probably
one one of the best athletes to do it.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
You you are you've gotten married twenty five years to
Kim Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Did you reproposed again at twenty years?
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Yeah, at twenty years So there is.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
A romantic side to the cue, no doubt, man.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
You know, you know I got it.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
I got some love in me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, the cube. You know what the pressure is like.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
The pressure is comparing what you proposed with the first
time to what you proposed with the second time, Like
how big was the rock?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Well, you know the second time.
Speaker 18 (27:31):
I basically said, you know, if if I, you know,
proposed again, would you say yes, you know, no doubt.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
I need to know that before I do exactly you know.
Speaker 18 (27:42):
She said yeah, I would, So you know, it was
a pretty I didn't really have a lot of pressure
because I had built up twenty years of good faith
and insurance.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
As you say, what.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
About what about the hard man?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
When when you were when you were at the heart
of your gangster rap career the first time that you
proposed to Kim?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Was that romantic or was that like, let's just get married? Well,
can you remember it was?
Speaker 7 (28:07):
I don't know if I don't know if it's considered romantic.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
It was.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
It was cool to me. I had bought her a
new car, and when she went to sit in the car,
it was a ring sitting on the.
Speaker 18 (28:22):
So you know, it was her rings sat on the ring,
So it was it was a ring sitting on it.
On the driver's seat, so he's gonna surprise.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Can you remember what the car was?
Speaker 9 (28:33):
One of those cars?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
It was a BMW. It was the series.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
The film.
Speaker 18 (28:40):
They only had five series money, seriously, and it had
a seventh series money.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Dough Boy is one of the greatest characters of all time.
And I read recently that in Boys in the Hood.
John Singleton made that movie. But that was your first
acting role. But he said to you don't think about acting.
Become boy.
Speaker 18 (29:00):
Yeah, he told me to. You know, it's in me
because he picked me for a reason. So it's not
trying to find this character. It's just play the character
that you know. And Lawrence Fishburn really helped me out.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
You know.
Speaker 18 (29:15):
I was I was supposed to go to acting class, right,
and he said, nah, it was after a long dance shooting.
It's twelve hours of shooting and then they want you
to go to some damn class. So I'm like, nah, man,
I don't feel like going. So so Lawrence Fishburn he
was like, what's wrong. I said, Man, they want me
to go to this dumb class. He said, for what
(29:36):
you already got the movie. I said, yeah, I know.
They think I need to brush up on something. He said, Man,
don't brush up on nothing. Be dope boy, and you
know what, forget that damn class dope and he never
went to acting class.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
So look, we've done a lot of race sharch on,
we've interviewed you a few times as well, but can
we go through a few things just to say.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yes, it's like, how you're doing nothing to risk?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Do you have a.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Diploma in architecture? Were drafting?
Speaker 7 (30:04):
I have a certificate architecture?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Did you ever doing it? Did you ever have you
ever designed anything in your house or have you ever? No?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
No, no, you know I went to school for insurance.
You know.
Speaker 18 (30:16):
We had started this rap thing and we didn't know
how big, like gangster rap would take us. So I
was like, man, I need to go to school because
I might have to get a job after this song.
You know, n w A was taking off and I
was still in school trying to finish, and you know,
I just went on and completed it. I didn't want
to drop out my certificate, you know, made my mama happy.
(30:37):
Lyrics on the side, Yeah, yeah, I wrote some I
wrote some great songs. I wrote the Police while I
was in school Arizona.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
But I would love to hear you rap about the
architecture that but that was.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
The moment you deal with the cops that one day
and you went home angry and you wrote that.
Speaker 18 (30:53):
Man, you know that that was actually the accumulation of
a lot of just frustration on dealing with the police.
He's dealing with my homeboys, dealing with him.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
You know.
Speaker 18 (31:03):
It just was a point where something had to be
said and that was our only weapon, was like a
rap song. You know, we didn't we didn't feel like,
you know, we wanted to do nothing physical. We wanted
to do something you know, artistic and try to bring
light to what was going on.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Your genius. Your lyrics are I reckon that the heart?
He's another one that I want to ask, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
That the heart.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
When you're left inn Wi, you had that bas with
the boys. You write your dishtrack, which was not vascillating.
Is it true that you write that in ninety ninety seconds?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Ninety minutes.
Speaker 18 (31:35):
Seconds that quick? Yeah, that's I mean that's faster than
the song hour and a half, you know, which for
a song that's pretty complete. Yeah, you know, it takes
some time, you know, unless you're just not really caring,
you just like in the studio writing.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
But me, I like to put time into my lyrics.
Speaker 18 (31:57):
So to write that song that quick means I was
really mad and the lyrics was just flowing.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Okay, what about this one? I mean we've been talking
about this on the show recently, school formals and proms.
You took an X to a prom?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (32:10):
I had to take my ex girlfriend to the prime.
I hated it, you know what I mean? I hated
her too.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Why did you take an X to them?
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Because we broke up like five days before. She had
bought all her dress and all that stuff. So so
my mother just sweated me so hard that I have
to take this girl. You know, she spent all this
money and I'm looking at her like, no, you're not
gonna make me do this. But but I ended up
(32:41):
taking her. But I just spend on time.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You know.
Speaker 18 (32:42):
I was just like hooked else. We was just you know,
you were just phrase crazy. We were just sitting there
like miserable.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
He's another one like you could have been Janet Jackson's
love interest in a movie? Did you did you say
no the Poetic Justice and you could have been her
love interest?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Yeah, I did say no to Poetic Justice, and Tupac
got that after you. Yeah. Yeah, Tupac got the movie,
which would great. He was great in the movie.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, he's another one. I want to ask you as well.
You've got your daughter in here as well. Could your
son recite Straight Out of Confident at the age of two?
Speaker 18 (33:14):
Yes, Darryl my Son. He says he was two years
old and he could recite the lyrics a straight.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
So this has got your writing new music. Now you've
got another album coming out, Is that right?
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Everything's corrupt? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:28):
You know.
Speaker 18 (33:28):
We hope to drop a single sometime either late June
or July, and then the album will be out in
the fall.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Dude, it's always paused to get you in here.
Speaker 18 (33:39):
And welcome, you know what I mean. You guys are
always great always you know, uh well informed. Y'all know
my business better than.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Me, you know what.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's amazing. Story is amazing.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
You did an interview with me for Warhurst, who I
admire here as well, and she was talking about how
she grew up in a country town here in Australia,
but you transper ordered everyone here in Australia and I
was the sign I came from sort of middle class
in that as well. But you transported everyone here in
Australia to that world that you guys were in over
there and comes in and what was going on and
it was just it blew our minds. We were like,
(34:13):
how is that happening in another part of the world,
and it just like a majority of you back then,
the majority of your fans were white people like listening
to this music, it was just amazing.
Speaker 18 (34:24):
Yeah, you know, it's it's a music that that transcends color, race,
even age. You know, it's like so many different Amy Trash,
who's like a little white lady that works for the
Big Three. She used to run the Raiders Get Out
with Al Davis is the biggest NWA fans. It's a trip,
(34:45):
you know, to to to see how the music. You know,
when you when you when you have something real, it
cuts through, you know, it cuts through all the politics
and all the stuff that and the barriers that that
hold us apart.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
And so you know, we're glad that we were able
to curt through.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
You can go see Q perform live at Vivid Vivid
Live twenty eighteen. It's at the Sydney Opera House and
you can go to the opera house and get tickets there.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It is always a pleasure to have you back, bro,
Thanks for having me, Thanks for coming in, mate.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Hami Shplake has joined us in the studio this morning.
We appreciate you coming in. Guys.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
It's an homan to be here. Obviously, we've all been
friends for a very very long time with the godfather
to my son, myself godfather to his groomsmen at each
other's well. I mean, Whip was one of a small
amount of groomsmen at my wedding, and I was one
of nine hundred groups.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Love with yourself.
Speaker 9 (35:37):
It's twelve, mate, twelve not enough for I didn't even
we didn't even know we're all there. The start of
the wedding was us sounding off one, two, three, we're
out of time, guys, anyway you're married.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
We've got to get out of here.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Theres another wedding coming in.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
It felt like a foot team shop.
Speaker 9 (35:52):
We crossed our arms, couldn't even tell there's two other guys.
We've never met him there. One was a waiter.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
You couldn't tell what the frustrating thing was. It felt
like the Bucks party. Just can you need on and
on and on to the wedding, So that was perfect.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
But look again, the reason I mentioned that is it's
great to be in here live. Obviously, contractual battle lines
before this day have stopped us being on each other's
radio programs. But now, of course congratulations restricted free agent
out of the podcasting world, A loyal servant to the
podcast one world.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
You're hired.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Did you get that podcast one? Get it now? Or
just keep podcasting? The way you know. The reason to
come on though, is because I've been having think about
things and I thought, yeah, since i've been town, I'd
love to love to stop by and say hello, and
I'd like to do something very special and tell whipper.
I think I'm ready to forgive you what for the laptop?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Oh what did you do with it?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
It was I mean, there was a crime involved, but
not on my behalf.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
I So I remember this being I think it was
two thousand and six January two thousand and it's.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Been a while for forgiveness.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Wait to hear what he did.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Decade of forgiveness.
Speaker 9 (37:05):
We all went away. There was six or seven us.
We went away to Barron Bay hide a house. It
was young men blowing off steam with a lot of
Donald Trump would say there was almost locker room shop.
Your poetic license it stop jumping in, but your spot on.
There was many all young men from different walks of
(37:26):
life coming together under the guise of friendship and hiring
a house in Bangalore, which is a small town outside Barren.
You would think specifically away from the hustle and bustle
to increase privacy. Michael decided, remember this is in the days,
this will date the story. He said, I'll bring a
video camera, okay, because phones phones didn't even have the
video or you wouldn't. You wouldn't take a video your
phone because would jam up the memory.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
They always turned into men, you need to record these moments.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
You don't and we said, mate, don't do that. We
don't want a record of this. There's going to be
we don't have a strict bedtime.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
We're allowed to start if we possible shenanigans.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Possible shenanigans. Whip was in there the whole time, like
Ryan Seacrest, Season one of the Kabashians, just filming everything.
So many bad things happened, and we turn around and go,
what is that red light doing in my face? What's
that camera doing? We're going it's a prosperity.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
It's going to be it's going to be fantastic.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
Weip was about to start doing Drive on nov with
Ryan Shelton, who was there as well at the time.
I don't want to keep incriminating people, but he.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Was definitely part of the filming.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
A lot of the film was with Ryan years but
really I'm mostly here on Ryan's behalf. I'm acting as
he's lawyer in a thousand dollars an hour.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
My God.
Speaker 9 (38:38):
At the end of the trip, we went, I don't
know if we should have recorded this. This is back
in the days before you would This was just this
was before it was clearly a bad idea to do that,
and it was in a hard drive video. His dad
worked in it. He had an electric electric store. Okay,
so I don't know if you remember, but this is
about the time when a couple of weeks later we
(38:58):
kept saying a bit, Hey, you know what, let's do it.
Let's delete it. I just don't think that needs to
be out.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
If we discuss burning it onto a CD and bearing
its bad way.
Speaker 9 (39:05):
So if a time caps I will delete it. I
want to put it on a DVD. I'll get a
DVD rewriteable. My dad sells them, and I'll burn it
onto a DVD plus minus r W. I'll put it
on a DVD. We'll put it in a lunch box,
will bury it at my parents' house. Then when we're sixty, will.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Dig it up and we'll go, WHOA, we used to
have fun.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
I don't. We just don't think it's safe. I don't
want to hanging out there. Okay, mate, where's the where
is it? It's on my laptop, the files on my laptop,
and I will get rid of I'll delete it. A
couple of weeks later, Paris Hilton got a phone hacked
in the original Celebrity and hey, we're good reminder, Actually,
do you delete that video?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Get rid of it?
Speaker 9 (39:43):
Getting around to it? Now, You guys know how good
is and how busy I am. He's very he's flat out.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
You are the details guy.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
Hey, we're delete it, mate, delete it yet this one
in for months then so we went away in January.
Sometime in June, I wake up to about ten miss
calls when we're about seven in the morning. What's going on?
What's what's up? Because nat problem? I got my car
broken into last night and they took my back back
(40:10):
with my laptop in it, and did you delete the video?
I didn't delete it. I was going to. I was
actually going to burn it this weekend and didn't get
around to it.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Okay, let's let's worry about the car because that was broken.
Speaker 9 (40:24):
Who that's that's one phone called to O Brian, Ryan's
your career is on the line. Ryan's careers on the line.
This just doesn't need to be seen. What Okay, So
let's think about this. It's just been stolen by someone
that wants quick money. They won't be able to unlock
it out. It's got to pass because I don't have a.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Pass I was going to on that weekend.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
I was going to burn it.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
And what do you mean you don't have a passing?
Because who puts a password on the computer?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Remember everyone?
Speaker 7 (40:49):
Not everyone?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
The day, no one did pass.
Speaker 9 (40:52):
From the minutes Elan Touring invented the computer password, I
didn't nineteen forty. It was so in the car, so
we were goes. I said, it's like having a lock
on your front door.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
So basically for the next few months I lived in
complete surety that any moments and we goo jeez, I've
seen a weird thing online. This is a video of
your running around naked in bar and babe with the goat.
I just I wish it was that simple with the headband. However,
it's safe to assume I can safely now it's it's
(41:27):
just got to the level. Now we're twelve years later,
I almost feel like it won't surface.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Is this where we kiss?
Speaker 9 (41:32):
This is where as a gesture of my loyalty the whipper.
You might have noticed somewhere in part.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I stole the laptop.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
I wish.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Oh, I've want a tempt t shirt to show him.
I forgive you.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
You are just say we're back.
Speaker 9 (41:51):
To being friends?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Can I just say so much? You know what, homies,
you've been in here for the last twenty minutes. You
were a knot. You got in very early and I
was thinking.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
The whole time.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Job what why is he wearing a ski jeet when
twenty four hours you should have done it up front?
Speaker 9 (42:08):
Now, last camp, that is what did I just say?
I'm dizzy, I was dehydrated. Whatever I said about Byron's
not true, don't print it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Thank you for the giveness, mate.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
I think I reckon.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I've got the footage and I'm going to put it on.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
The Instagram commercial radio. Our only next step, mate, is
we've got to track down the laptop. Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (42:28):
I reckon, I reckon, Dad, I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We spent a fortune private We had a cash private
pudding seven grand?
Speaker 16 (42:37):
Did you really hip cost me a fortune?
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Just give us you really? Can you give us one
thing that was on that video? Just one One member
of the team was vomiting. Yep, I think there was gas.
I think it was gas. I think and that and
if your friends, if your friend's got gastro, you shouldn't
be filming the mic.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
All right, what do you got out there that you
need to get back? Thirteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
We want to know what's out there that you need
back in Safe fans right now, we've got a story
to get involved podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Shout out to my wife. She's suffering with a bit
of bronchi disguise.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
Give her the word. Well, actually, if you love her,
give her the word.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'll call you off after nine o'clock.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Very very cool, stuck around. Actually, can we get an
update on that because yesterday.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
You said was a dog.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
We got Lisa and Lisa gave you her blessing to
go out to dinner with Hamish last night.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
She was supposed to go originally, but she couldn't give
it because she was crooked.
Speaker 9 (43:36):
She said, the original plan was women, I'd had a
dinner locked in for a month, and then she doesn't
know this birthday eventually, so she might as well find out.
Now called me on Monday and said, mate, problem with Thursday, Lisa's.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
May you make up some phenomenal stories.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I'm just fugging up.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
I can screenshet your messages last night was whippers attempt
to keep everyone happy with a three way dinner. How
was your dinner with really good? You sent us to
because you have a voucher there? And that was that's
gonna be Lea's birthday, Whipper taking her to a place
he has some sort of ambassador to you.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
It's the best Japanese in Sydney. Just going off the
credit line, I've got anyway.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
Let's move r So, Lisa sitting at home in an
over hat and and over hoodie at Tempt bracelet, enjoying
your birthday present.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Don't joke about it. You're wearing a Tempt shirt.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Let's talk about this one because I mean, sign offs
are really important with your friends, and I'm not afraid
to chuck out of love on the end of a
text message.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
That's people.
Speaker 17 (44:45):
I know.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
What's concerning is my wife in contact with a real
estate agent who's signing off with a kiss.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Don't do that, don't do the cogailes. Not talk about that.
It's not like she's out there on the hunt looking for.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Younger men that you I don't know what's his hairline?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Like?
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Fine, couldn't be trying to build a mental picture.
Speaker 8 (45:06):
From London where your hair is blowing in the wind
and it's just this one troop down the middle and.
Speaker 9 (45:12):
Your one shot.
Speaker 6 (45:20):
Weapons free in fire to her Hamish coming and back us.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Up on what happened to a good Friday?
Speaker 16 (45:29):
Feels good?
Speaker 6 (45:29):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 16 (45:30):
I feel great all of a sudden everyone's enjoying it.
Not everyone, I'm not having a good time.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Please all the people this game.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
I'm asking you for your support. So hang on to
do with another man hitting on my wife?
Speaker 9 (45:44):
So he's signing off to lease with a kiss.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And you know what some real estate agents are like
mate tight suits.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
Real estate cars. So how many times? How many times
has she spoken to this guy for him to fin
with a shut up.
Speaker 9 (45:57):
I was giving him.
Speaker 7 (45:58):
Elliott has fits.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
If you were tied class from time time.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
They're big clothes, not deliberately.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
If you need a punchline, just run with it.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
If it's just you, that's fine. I don't need a
gang applica. So whatever you want to fire with, you
go for it. So he's uh, probably once a week
signing off a text message with a kiss. Yep, with
the kiss, and I just she said the other day,
Look he signed off for the kiss. He must be
so embarrassed. He's obviously made a mistake. You know, he's
just out of routine, thrown it in there. Then a
few days later, another text message comes through. He's gone
(46:31):
the kiss again?
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Is it a real estate term?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
I don't think.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
No, I don't think yeah, she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, that's not what it is. It's the kiss.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
It doesn't have to mean anything.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
Do you guys remember a few years ago you hauled
me over the calls because I was emails and putting
kisses on the end.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
Multiple kisses.
Speaker 9 (46:58):
My mom's mom's up me. I start off with one kiss.
Mum's trying to do ringmanship. She's trying to. She's raisted
the three and I'll add and that's it.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
You want a bit of a you know you hang
up first. Mom.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
I cannot go past one kiss with you. Sorer gets
five and the next closest person gets one. That's how
it operates.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
So what has Lisa's spoken of his real estate agent about.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
What I need to check is what she's riding back
to him like she is. There a level of flirt
coming from her.
Speaker 9 (47:32):
Which doesn't mean anything. I'll send my gym. Yes, sorry, guys,
can't make it in today. All my love, love you forever.
You mean everything to me and untakable for you. It's
just what you say at the end.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Of the Homish Blake.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Get out of here, mamie. She's wearing it. That's shirt.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Looks really good. That's tight too, isn't it
Let's talk about Lily Ella and we love this girl.
It was just she's gone too far, guys, it's gone
far too far.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You'll wake up this morning and across news services around
the world you'll be confronted by photos of Lily Allen
without the underpants on. She's got some new music coming out,
a new album. It's called No Shame.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
She's really excited about it. Actually, great performer, Lily.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'll show you these photos.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm looking forward to a new book as well. She's
she's had a few relationships over the year.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Talks about one of the gallaghers, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I remember after a big day out once here in
Sydney and we went back to this after party and
it was on what's what's the Is it the Art
Museum or the Art gallery on Circular Kidy there? Yep, yeah,
And it was out the front there and she was
sitting on the grass just looking at the Opera House
with Matt Bellamy from Muse and they were getting quite amorous.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Really yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
They were having a dirry together and then there was
a bit of kissing.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay. Is she still with her Builderman?
Speaker 7 (01:02):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And three kids?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Three kids, because these are the photos you will see
this morning. Obviously there's some private parts that have been
the one sensible is she performing?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah on the stage.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
There she is and she's.
Speaker 8 (01:19):
Having a drink and her legs are split and you
can see.
Speaker 9 (01:22):
Yeah, that's covered with the I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Not saying the originals obviously aren't covered, and she released
them as part of No Shame. So she's decided not
to wear any underpants on the day the shots were taken,
and then she put them out as No Shame, No
Nody Sunday. There's been some comments to go, do you
realize what you're doing? She said, I'm really proud of it.
I pushed three kids.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Out of that.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I mean, you should be proud. But I don't know
about that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, if the album is called No Shame, she's proud
of her body shame.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, no, you wonder where the line is They don't
I mean, no guy get away.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
With these days? Could?
Speaker 10 (02:01):
Well?
Speaker 11 (02:01):
Lenny Kravitz did.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Then he didn't mean too, did he.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
He didn't stop either. He just thought this is great advertising.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, he was going hell for leather on his acts,
not not that ax the guitar, and he just split
his jeans.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
He didn't hurry to cover himself, though he kept he.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He wasn't wearing any undies under his leathers.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He doesn't wear undies under their leathers.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Man sweaty junder Yeah, leather pants and performing on stage
Lenny and no unlooking mistake.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
Bro Orlando Bloom showed no shame on the paddle board.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's true, there's nothing wrong with it. He checked him
with those shots every now and then.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
He didn't know there was cameras around.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Or didn't he No, no, of course not.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
What you're really called the paps and said, all right,
you keep paddling, Katie, and I'll just be at the
back of you're doing.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
The things super famous dating Katy Perry. Of course there
won't be perhaps around, he says. We paddle into the ocean.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What if she if this album does well, how do
you guys feel about maybe your billboard.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I'm in Sydney, New prim usco.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I have thought about that, Tommy, because I reckon you
got the one over the end?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
What the one Sarah could be on a tramplone jumping
up and down?
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Are you just sitting in a chair and what are
you and I doing playing guitar?
Speaker 9 (03:19):
Or having a couple of beers just in, a pair
of stubby shorts and.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Meat potatoes just out the side.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
So you're the Lenny Kravitz and no, you're the Lily.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Think you're going to need to be performing on stage
with no underpants?
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Well I'm going to need a microphone according to that picture,
and probably a drink to.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Get onto Tony Thomas today ahead of marketing and see
if we can get a couple of billboards around Sydney
where we're all just showing a bit more lave No
Shame has tag No Shame.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
For a new promo shot as well. They're the worst
because it's always do something with you.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Look Ill pitched that idea to them after night. Yeah, okay, yeah,
this is a story.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know what I reckon. You'd have a crack at
this if you could, Sarah, listen to this story. The
kid's name is Sydney gilstrap portly right, and he was
a seventeen year old refugee from Hurricane Harvey when he
enrolled in Dallas High school. It was Hillcrest High School, Sarah,
and he enrolled as a freshman. He transferred from one
(04:26):
school and all he wanted to do was play basketball. Academically,
he wasn't that good, but he just wanted to play beeball.
And they looked at this kid and they went, poh,
he's got a bit of height to him. It could
be pretty good. Somebody throw him a ball. Then all
of a sudden, this kid just started going crazy gifted,
and the Hillcrest have gone, this is the star that
we need, right, so they've put him straight to the
(04:48):
first side, and this kid is dominating.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
They're going, where is he come from? He's dunking over everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
All of a sudden, Hillcrest their basketball team started winning.
They've never been winning before dominating. So then they went
to this high school tournament and while they were there,
one of the other coaches from North Meskitt High School
he recognized Sydney gilstrap Portly and he went up to
(05:15):
the coach from Hillcrest and he said, mate, sorry to
tell you this, but that bloke over there, I coached
him about eight years ago. How Sydney gilstrap Portley's twenty five.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Years of age and he still wants to play high
school basketball.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So if you had an opportunity, right, if you looked
young Sarah, I'll come on and you had an opportunity
to dominate in the juniors, you'd have a crack at it.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
It'd be great feeling.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I hope that's the case, and he's not just looking
older than the other kids. Like that was me throughout
my entire life, and it was help. Remember when I
went to go on school camp and I had one
of the other mothers come up to me and ask
me what year I taught.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I said, no, I'm not one of the teachers. I'm
the kid going on the camp.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
See, if you, at the age of twenty five, if
you went back to a school, you probably couldn't say
you wanted to play. You could probably be a teachers
and you could be the principal. You could be done
with Fisher.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
At one stage, because I wasn't very academically focused, the
school suggested should we keep him down a year? And
then everybody got around the table. You're having a crack
at kids that stay down?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
No, not at all, my brother repeated a year. But
he was ridiculously intelligent.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah, because with boys, there's often the debate when you've
then gone to play sport.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
If you're young, you're either incredibly young for the year.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
Or you're a bit older.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
For if you're on the leg, if.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You're on the line.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Your parents, Mum and Dad made a decision that he'd
repeat one of his junior school years so that when
he went on to play rugby, not that they, you know,
said he had to.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, he'd beg it's interesting. Yeah, And then everybody got
around the table. I went, no, he looks too old.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We can't have this man child getting around in the
playground anymore. I remember playing footy and one of the
one of the team's coach, ran out onto the field
and said, get that man off. That's me, guys, but
I'm not an assistant coach. I'm one of the kids
chasing the.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Pil I was the opposition coach. I would have kept
you on the field.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You don't understand what it was like to be a
fully grown man playing amongst a pack of kids. It
was quite effective. Ryan, for your cheap, cheap joke five stories.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Can we all right? Faking your age?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Have you done this before? Thirteen twenty fourteen to Cindy,
can you please come into the studio. We need to
talk about this because I did it. I did it
when I was seventeen years of age and Sarah with
a birthdate of nineteen seventy six on my proof of
age card, I could change that six. I put a
line at the top of the six, and I rubbed
out a little bit on the bottom left and I
turned it into a five.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I love that they had cards you could rub.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I had to get a pin I had because it
was to laminade. It was a proper I approve of it.
I scratched it off n got the black line in
there and it worked.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
What did you do, Jack, I committed fraud. We went
all out at boarding schools. So we decided to actually
make a fake birth certificate, But this one had to
be an American one because obviously they can tell the
Australian one exactly. So I put on an accent, I
made up a full character profile and I took him
my faith pirth certificate.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
Even got a Westpac account.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No way named.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
So is the when you went into the RTA to
get your l's Is that correct? And so well?
Speaker 10 (08:34):
I decided to get my l's other girls, so other
girls did the same thing, so we all use the
same Westpac card.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Oh, this is so bad because this is a long
time ago.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
This isn't years since this is nineteen nineties, all right,
late nineties. Yeah, so it was pretty bad, but we
when I did it, all the other girls got eighteen
plus cards. But to make mine legit, I decided to
go for my l's, which I failed the first time,
had to go back and even when I went back, I.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
So fake person as Clamory KRK Sinclair.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
How old were you at the time?
Speaker 11 (09:05):
I was sixteen?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You were sixteen? But then you got your l's at
the age and what did it say on your l's?
It said you were well I was.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
It said I was nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Amazing, So it's your real name, Jacinda? Is it's something else?
Speaker 11 (09:16):
Who Cark's Sinclair?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
This is extraordinary?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Wow, a net from Newtown? What did you fake your
age for in Ittte to.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
Get out of school?
Speaker 13 (09:26):
So I'm from a Greek background and my mum cracked
it up because we couldn't speak a word when we
were young when you want to, so she stuck us
in two Greek schools during the weekend on the weekend,
and she said, the only way we can get out
of it is to get a job. So I was
only twelve at the time and went to the local
(09:47):
Kentucky told them I was thirteen and got a job.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Isn't it bad?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You've got yourself a job. I mean that's quite positive.
I mean she's doing a good thing.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Luke and kellyvill You faked your age, is that right?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (10:01):
Faking age?
Speaker 14 (10:02):
Mate?
Speaker 12 (10:03):
We had a new stuff whale was boxing being I
was already eleven. I already had fights, and yeah, they
bought a bean in to say that boxes aren't allowed
to fight until well fourteen, So I faked the age,
changed the date of the blue book, cancer.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Ready to go?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
How did you fake it?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Looke?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Did you just tell them that you were fourteen? Or
did you have to show identification or a.
Speaker 12 (10:24):
Birth You had a blue book and they wrote your
name in it, right, okay, and that you dated birth story?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah? Sure, my god.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Look, you were fighting fourteen year olds at the age
of eleven.
Speaker 12 (10:35):
Yeah, eleven, twelve years old? Mate, I was already fighting
in the state. There was a state thing.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah right.
Speaker 12 (10:41):
I get a big trouble for doing it, but I
was then gone.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now, Tom, you've been faking your age and your gender
for a while now, well, no it's not true.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I've got about fifty five.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I'm not I'm not a fifty five year old female.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
For the record, No, you're not told. We can confirm
actually cheap you Love Island. Jeez?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Last?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
On nine go and nine now eight point thirty this
Sunday night, Sarah Tommy, can you take a seat. We've
got some news for you because you know the other
day we're talking about Love Island. Yes, this was the
chat that we were having because we were so excited
about Sunday nights.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
This Sunday night, it kicks off Love Island.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
How did your audition go to me?
Speaker 9 (11:23):
They're still getting back to me.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Don't make the second round with glug.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Island was Glove Island, which was in another version which
is really weird.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Glove Island.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
This week on Glove Island times kicked off.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Again when hasn't even met any of the contestants yet
you wouldn't put over What a pity?
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Channel nine's picked it up.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's serious, God, from just our chat, I mean.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Filming has started already. Filming has started. It will come
out after Love Island. But here is the promo for
Glove Island.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
We're heading to the hottest Love of your lives.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Welcome to the Love Island.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
This week on Glove Island, time is kicked off again.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
The baby.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Oh Tom gets caught in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm not a snake but.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
More of a lizard by himself all right, I will
wear a leather mask.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Will the zip break?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
It's arrested on the island this week.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Nothing to do with the show.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Love Island, Australia at this.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
Stage, I won't be appearing on Glove Island, but you
never know what might pop up.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
Is calling.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
Man, Well, you've clearly pieced together bits that I've set
on air and taken them out of context.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
I don't think there's any context that made those statements.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Island.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I feel assaulted right away on three when he gets arrested.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Nothing to do with the.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Boat by himself, just off the island. What's he doing?
Can I give you one first study?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You're read retal?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
So this was in the year three homework the other
day here he had this. He brought this home?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Not an official question?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Stumped b J. And I see if you guys can
get him.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
How does eight leave three if you take half away?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
How does eight leave three if you take half away?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
How does eight leave three if you take half away?
Speaker 15 (13:52):
Because you it's not one of those ones where you
have the mamesticks create the shape of an eight. You
take the mats sticks away and very very close you
remove its belt something zero.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
It's not a mathematical quiz.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Well, if you take if you take half of the
letter eight away, the way that it's put down on
a piece of paper makes the letter.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
It makes the number three.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Can we go with the opener again? I just feel
like it was abuse a little bit as the most
of if you just, if you've got a riddle, you
come to me first.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
You don't.
Speaker 16 (14:36):
You don't just turn up on a Friday with your
own riddle.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
This does not bring your own riddle time, mate, This
is my riddle time. And are we ready to play
for the official riddles?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
You tell us when you bring a proper riddle.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Guys, is first riddle.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And we want to say thank Dot who gets up
every Friday morning. Earlier she was on the show she
loves riddle times. Okay, a man goes out in heavy
rain without anything to protect him, his hair doesn't.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Get wet, doesn't have the particularly close to.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Get god, the shut on your cranium today. I tried
to super zoom on it earlier, but you took off. Okay,
all right. A man and his boss have the same parents,
but they're not siblings.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
How is this possible?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
A man and his boss have the same parents but
are not siblings? How is this possible? Parent company? Clever thinking?
Speaker 10 (15:38):
But no.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Is his self employed?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Tom Tom Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom Tom.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Congratulations on the Lord Wonder m d G and put
your hand down one to Thomas.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
As we moved through to the third still take today.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
As the current winner.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
For the last stop listening, here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
If you're buy a rooster so you can harvest and
eat eggs every morning, you can expect to have three
eggs every morning for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
How many eggs would you have after ten days?
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I'll go again, Rid, one of the oldest.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I was waiting for someone else. I didn't want to
answer it. Well, we have a couple of media superstars
in here. One lady we absolutely adore and looking for
the superstars, and the guy sitting next to her is
punching way above his weight.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
It's Jim Wilson and Chris Well.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I mean, when you decided to come in for wrap up,
of the week who was keener than the other Barthy
you would have been a ride out. He'd be hopeless.
Speaker 14 (16:49):
I dance like Shrek right and you've got you guys
know this, but my voice. All I need is encouragement.
Last night we practiced, Barthy goes, you're dreadful, really detoned, deaf,
no beat, totally no.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
I don't know what.
Speaker 14 (17:04):
All I need is a bit of encouragement. I think
the hands and the movement can keep me there.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
I did the hands last night, and he's going, can
you stop moving around really distracting me?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Part of you're going to get into that.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I don't know how street that is street? Can I
just say, has Jim undone a couple of extra.
Speaker 14 (17:24):
Buttons there and got a chest hair car he runs
out much because you know why, mate, it's winters. We're
coming into winter and the fur is on full display.
My friend, I don't know he was that hairy Barth.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
He's got full on insulation.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
What about on the shoulders, in the back and.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Everyways the wings, he's got the epaulets happening.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Jim, I've had laser about seven times on my back.
I'll tell you what. I was complete rug I was everything.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
It's not a laser large enough for me.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
I went to the zoo there that I thought this
blog was about to a tranquilizer.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Well, it's good that you get him out. And he's
sort of doing a bit of bush talking now. You know,
you guys are out about a little bit that would
keep him warm in the window when he's lost in
the blue mountains.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
Yeah, that's great. I love the bird nording and stuff.
I've really embraced it, and I know I have embraced the.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Is this true? Actually true? You're doing bird watching together?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
My birds?
Speaker 14 (18:11):
And what's your favorite bedmate? I mean, you can't go
past the rap door that's on a forward ranger. Everyone,
it's a rap door. It's a magnificent I like a
wedge tailer eagle when I see a wedgie.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
On the one while he's rap.
Speaker 14 (18:25):
I'm talking a proper weggie. Fantasy island people, that is
a beautiful, beautiful, top of the food chain.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, I think, what about you got a favorite bird?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I see I'm a bit of an ol freak.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Are you are? The tiny frog maw?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Well they're strictly speaking on now.
Speaker 17 (18:43):
I'll excuse myself before we've even started the rap and
she got one up on your bang.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Now you guys are rapping against the married couple on
this show, which is.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Whipper and Sarah not officially married, not married.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
They they're very handsy. They are you all the time.
Speaker 16 (19:00):
They are the married Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
God.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Sarah actually is in love with one of my good mates.
I used to live with him, so I know a
lot about it, probably a lot more than Sarah.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
What is going on in the water here at Nover?
It's a cult.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Don't drink it, but it happened.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Your wife here? Tell me found her? His wife here?
It's unbelievable. It's on.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Hang on, Matt fairly recently found love?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yes, that's which we can't believe.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Will he get to the church?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Is the question that he looks pretty keen and Instagram?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
His school is school formal photos which came out and
just remember who's judging he took a.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Coleen school show. You just turned up with a cane
putting on the riots?
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Are here? Passed that down to bath? Is that's him
with a cane at his year twelve formal? Well it's
not the Avengers.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Wow, isn't.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
The matching purple in his pocket? And look, it's the
pose that gets it.
Speaker 14 (20:01):
Barthy, thanks for coming. I'm now teaming up with Sarah.
You're Whipper, We're on.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
I really like you.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It means you've already got one extra wife.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
You don't need a guy, trust me, you don't want
me and Mormon.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
No, but all right, let's talk about this. You guys
are the guests. So do you want to go first
or do you want Sarah Whipper to go first?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I think we'll let them go.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, they're going to go first.
Speaker 16 (20:33):
Don't know how much, Dad away let the buy.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
You're more than welcome to drop some buffet gear in
there if you want.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's always a good nipples are erect.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Well just.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
A big boy. He loves his buffets either, Bathy.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I don't get about you know it sound like a tall,
skinny guy.
Speaker 16 (21:02):
Don't direct it, Jim Junkie, you'll find in Australia ready
to do this.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
You're going first, I'm Sarah, You're direct judge.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Do not stuff this.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Do not stuff this under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Chris and Jim AT's wrap up of the week. If
you've heard this segment, you will know it's street. Let
me introduce the players in the game. This bunch is
only chasing money and fail by first. He's having a
tough time. His wife loves the handy man. It's not
a huge crime, and the kids know the situation is bad.
They've started calling chasing busy fingers, dad, human kneecap, peddling
(21:44):
more crap than two girls and a teacup. He's our binch,
one bad headed from a criminal lawsuit.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Oh there's you.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Two here to throw some shade like whippers rece. You've
brought the pain TV's ultimate couple because he's my mate
Whipper to bring the trouble.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Jim Wilson and Chris Bath turning up today, What a
fasce a TV girl that loves a sports mad kid.
But when Jim's on the screen, shut your eye lids.
Jimmy be pretended could be a professional. But right now
here in the confession, we'd love footage tennis and given
three cheers were on the street as excuse for beers,
you love the outdoors, dragging Jim along like a dog
(22:20):
on all falls weekends, binoculars and bird watching don't come
a knock.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
And if this is fan of rocking with fifty this year.
Speaker 16 (22:28):
A man with a child's mind.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I understand your fears.
Speaker 16 (22:30):
Sitting on top and crooked old knees. I just say bath.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
He doesn't ask for new balls, please.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Big build.
Speaker 17 (22:47):
Fore we got that man ready to Come on, Jim,
don't do it for the farmer's Jim, come on.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Let's do this.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
We make it hasty.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
You think you're puff daddy, but you're all puff pastry.
You to London.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
See that was scary. We want to Prince Harry. Shame
your prince.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Harry is a bird bird.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Don't you mind?
Speaker 14 (23:09):
We was chasing birds of a different kinds.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Got a wife. She's the only bird I'll ever get
in his life.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Jim, I'm the sqaundy guy.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
Fitzy can't tell the difference from a goal to a try.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
On ABC, Hey, Fitzy, can you spell that?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
ABC? Two boys fight like a married couple.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
It's no wonder your jobs are in trouble here.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
It's all over road River. Next year it's Jimmy and
Chris on Nova.
Speaker 16 (23:45):
Oh my god, would it be possible that they've limped
across the line.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Would it be.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Come and step up on the mine? That was you?
That was an absolute slang.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
I have never heard a wrap deliver hit after hit
after hit like we saw Jim and Christ just then.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Whips was one long half wrap to one good line stairs.
Yours was excellent.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
All well, thank you, but you have been hammered.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
By the team of.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
A surprise decision.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
The most amount of street credit you'll ever get in
your life, Gym, that is amazing.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
You guys are officially your bay. You held that up
so well well done. I Reckon is on the phone,
un Bartha, your mole.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You got stuck in Guys, that word is.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I want to take that on the We should have
worked that into this.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
You want to go check out those guys wrapping. Go
to the fifty with Facebook page right now.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Thanks for having us Sydneys City and it's.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
An absolute honor to have this man in the studio.
This is well, this is this is a big one
because he's gone from Compton to the Sydney Opera House
here for Vivid Live twenty cu.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, what's happening mate? This is an honor to have
you back in.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Firstly, we just wanted to apologize for last time you
were here. It was a forty degree day and you
were helping out serving ice creams in.
Speaker 18 (25:18):
Van Oh man, it was hot in there. Well, I
apologize for Kevin Hart. I shouldn't have brought him. I
thought he was gonna get hung up at customs.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
But yeah, it's a light down on tour with Kevin Hart.
Cube is he Is he good to tour with?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, he's fine.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
He never stops, mate, He's a bundle of energy.
Speaker 18 (25:35):
That's his personality. Yes, some comedians, I've worked with a
lot of them. You know, they turn on and they
turn off. You know, they when the camera's on, they
on when the camera's off. You know they you know,
some of the saddest people I know. But Kevin, Kevin
is He's always on. He's always excited, happy, you know,
trying to make everybody laugh.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Cube, you are playing Sydney Opera House, one of the
most iconic places in the world. I don't think they're
gonna say as many expletives if they when you say
you up on stage. Have you ever thought about collaborating
with a getting maybe introducing some opera India show?
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Is there anybody that we can get any they cute?
Speaker 18 (26:12):
I don't know about that, you know, I gotta I
gotta keep you know, I gotta keep a gangster. So
speed you I mean show and it's great. You know,
I've I've been. I've been to Sydney, you know, my
whole career, I've been back and forth coming.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
You know.
Speaker 18 (26:28):
I came here first with with Shack did Kill and
it was Cypress Hill and the Fushnickens. It's like ninety three.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Was that a festival? Can you remember what that was?
I I think I do remember that.
Speaker 18 (26:41):
Yeah, it was a quick we were going around and
we went to New Zealand. But but it was cool,
you know. So I've always seen the Opera House and
you know, never imagine that hip hop would make it inside.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
So it's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
He was actually a really good rapper, Shack, no doubt,
he had some grites.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
He he had some old records. You know, I did
a real song or two winning. Yeah. He was probably
one one of the best athletes to do it.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
You you are you've gotten married twenty five years to
Kim Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Did you reproposed again at twenty years?
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Yeah, at twenty years So there is.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
A romantic side to the cue, no doubt, man.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
You know, you know I got it.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
I got some love in me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, the cube. You know what the pressure is like.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
The pressure is comparing what you proposed with the first
time to what you proposed with the second time, Like
how big was the rock?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Well, you know the second time.
Speaker 18 (27:31):
I basically said, you know, if if I, you know,
proposed again, would you say yes, you know, no doubt.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
I need to know that before I do exactly you know.
Speaker 18 (27:42):
She said yeah, I would, So you know, it was
a pretty I didn't really have a lot of pressure
because I had built up twenty years of good faith
and insurance.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
As you say, what.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
About what about the hard man?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
When when you were when you were at the heart
of your gangster rap career the first time that you
proposed to Kim?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Was that romantic or was that like, let's just get married? Well,
can you remember it was?
Speaker 7 (28:07):
I don't know if I don't know if it's considered romantic.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
It was.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
It was cool to me. I had bought her a
new car, and when she went to sit in the car,
it was a ring sitting on the.
Speaker 18 (28:22):
So you know, it was her rings sat on the ring,
So it was it was a ring sitting on it.
On the driver's seat, so he's gonna surprise.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Can you remember what the car was?
Speaker 9 (28:33):
One of those cars?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
It was a BMW. It was the series.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
The film.
Speaker 18 (28:40):
They only had five series money, seriously, and it had
a seventh series money.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Dough Boy is one of the greatest characters of all time.
And I read recently that in Boys in the Hood.
John Singleton made that movie. But that was your first
acting role. But he said to you don't think about acting.
Become boy.
Speaker 18 (29:00):
Yeah, he told me to. You know, it's in me
because he picked me for a reason. So it's not
trying to find this character. It's just play the character
that you know. And Lawrence Fishburn really helped me out.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
You know.
Speaker 18 (29:15):
I was I was supposed to go to acting class, right,
and he said, nah, it was after a long dance shooting.
It's twelve hours of shooting and then they want you
to go to some damn class. So I'm like, nah, man,
I don't feel like going. So so Lawrence Fishburn he
was like, what's wrong. I said, Man, they want me
to go to this dumb class. He said, for what
(29:36):
you already got the movie. I said, yeah, I know.
They think I need to brush up on something. He said, Man,
don't brush up on nothing. Be dope boy, and you
know what, forget that damn class dope and he never
went to acting class.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
So look, we've done a lot of race sharch on,
we've interviewed you a few times as well, but can
we go through a few things just to say.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yes, it's like, how you're doing nothing to risk?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Do you have a.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Diploma in architecture? Were drafting?
Speaker 7 (30:04):
I have a certificate architecture?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Did you ever doing it? Did you ever have you
ever designed anything in your house or have you ever? No?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
No, no, you know I went to school for insurance.
You know.
Speaker 18 (30:16):
We had started this rap thing and we didn't know
how big, like gangster rap would take us. So I
was like, man, I need to go to school because
I might have to get a job after this song.
You know, n w A was taking off and I
was still in school trying to finish, and you know,
I just went on and completed it. I didn't want
to drop out my certificate, you know, made my mama happy.
(30:37):
Lyrics on the side, Yeah, yeah, I wrote some I
wrote some great songs. I wrote the Police while I
was in school Arizona.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
But I would love to hear you rap about the
architecture that but that was.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
The moment you deal with the cops that one day
and you went home angry and you wrote that.
Speaker 18 (30:53):
Man, you know that that was actually the accumulation of
a lot of just frustration on dealing with the police.
He's dealing with my homeboys, dealing with him.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
You know.
Speaker 18 (31:03):
It just was a point where something had to be
said and that was our only weapon, was like a
rap song. You know, we didn't we didn't feel like,
you know, we wanted to do nothing physical. We wanted
to do something you know, artistic and try to bring
light to what was going on.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Your genius. Your lyrics are I reckon that the heart?
He's another one that I want to ask, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
That the heart.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
When you're left inn Wi, you had that bas with
the boys. You write your dishtrack, which was not vascillating.
Is it true that you write that in ninety ninety seconds?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Ninety minutes.
Speaker 18 (31:35):
Seconds that quick? Yeah, that's I mean that's faster than
the song hour and a half, you know, which for
a song that's pretty complete. Yeah, you know, it takes
some time, you know, unless you're just not really caring,
you just like in the studio writing.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
But me, I like to put time into my lyrics.
Speaker 18 (31:57):
So to write that song that quick means I was
really mad and the lyrics was just flowing.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Okay, what about this one? I mean we've been talking
about this on the show recently, school formals and proms.
You took an X to a prom?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (32:10):
I had to take my ex girlfriend to the prime.
I hated it, you know what I mean? I hated
her too.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Why did you take an X to them?
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Because we broke up like five days before. She had
bought all her dress and all that stuff. So so
my mother just sweated me so hard that I have
to take this girl. You know, she spent all this
money and I'm looking at her like, no, you're not
gonna make me do this. But but I ended up
(32:41):
taking her. But I just spend on time.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You know.
Speaker 18 (32:42):
I was just like hooked else. We was just you know,
you were just phrase crazy. We were just sitting there
like miserable.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
He's another one like you could have been Janet Jackson's
love interest in a movie? Did you did you say
no the Poetic Justice and you could have been her
love interest?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Yeah, I did say no to Poetic Justice, and Tupac
got that after you. Yeah. Yeah, Tupac got the movie,
which would great. He was great in the movie.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, he's another one. I want to ask you as well.
You've got your daughter in here as well. Could your
son recite Straight Out of Confident at the age of two?
Speaker 18 (33:14):
Yes, Darryl my Son. He says he was two years
old and he could recite the lyrics a straight.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
So this has got your writing new music. Now you've
got another album coming out, Is that right?
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Everything's corrupt? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:28):
You know.
Speaker 18 (33:28):
We hope to drop a single sometime either late June
or July, and then the album will be out in
the fall.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Dude, it's always paused to get you in here.
Speaker 18 (33:39):
And welcome, you know what I mean. You guys are
always great always you know, uh well informed. Y'all know
my business better than.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Me, you know what.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's amazing. Story is amazing.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
You did an interview with me for Warhurst, who I
admire here as well, and she was talking about how
she grew up in a country town here in Australia,
but you transper ordered everyone here in Australia and I
was the sign I came from sort of middle class
in that as well. But you transported everyone here in
Australia to that world that you guys were in over
there and comes in and what was going on and
it was just it blew our minds. We were like,
(34:13):
how is that happening in another part of the world,
and it just like a majority of you back then,
the majority of your fans were white people like listening
to this music, it was just amazing.
Speaker 18 (34:24):
Yeah, you know, it's it's a music that that transcends color, race,
even age. You know, it's like so many different Amy Trash,
who's like a little white lady that works for the
Big Three. She used to run the Raiders Get Out
with Al Davis is the biggest NWA fans. It's a trip,
(34:45):
you know, to to to see how the music. You know,
when you when you when you have something real, it
cuts through, you know, it cuts through all the politics
and all the stuff that and the barriers that that
hold us apart.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
And so you know, we're glad that we were able
to curt through.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
You can go see Q perform live at Vivid Vivid
Live twenty eighteen. It's at the Sydney Opera House and
you can go to the opera house and get tickets there.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It is always a pleasure to have you back, bro,
Thanks for having me, Thanks for coming in, mate.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Hami Shplake has joined us in the studio this morning.
We appreciate you coming in. Guys.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
It's an homan to be here. Obviously, we've all been
friends for a very very long time with the godfather
to my son, myself godfather to his groomsmen at each
other's well. I mean, Whip was one of a small
amount of groomsmen at my wedding, and I was one
of nine hundred groups.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Love with yourself.
Speaker 9 (35:37):
It's twelve, mate, twelve not enough for I didn't even
we didn't even know we're all there. The start of
the wedding was us sounding off one, two, three, we're
out of time, guys, anyway you're married.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
We've got to get out of here.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Theres another wedding coming in.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
It felt like a foot team shop.
Speaker 9 (35:52):
We crossed our arms, couldn't even tell there's two other guys.
We've never met him there. One was a waiter.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
You couldn't tell what the frustrating thing was. It felt
like the Bucks party. Just can you need on and
on and on to the wedding, So that was perfect.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
But look again, the reason I mentioned that is it's
great to be in here live. Obviously, contractual battle lines
before this day have stopped us being on each other's
radio programs. But now, of course congratulations restricted free agent
out of the podcasting world, A loyal servant to the
podcast one world.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
You're hired.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Did you get that podcast one? Get it now? Or
just keep podcasting? The way you know. The reason to
come on though, is because I've been having think about
things and I thought, yeah, since i've been town, I'd
love to love to stop by and say hello, and
I'd like to do something very special and tell whipper.
I think I'm ready to forgive you what for the laptop?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Oh what did you do with it?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
It was I mean, there was a crime involved, but
not on my behalf.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
I So I remember this being I think it was
two thousand and six January two thousand and it's.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Been a while for forgiveness.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Wait to hear what he did.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Decade of forgiveness.
Speaker 9 (37:05):
We all went away. There was six or seven us.
We went away to Barron Bay hide a house. It
was young men blowing off steam with a lot of
Donald Trump would say there was almost locker room shop.
Your poetic license it stop jumping in, but your spot on.
There was many all young men from different walks of
(37:26):
life coming together under the guise of friendship and hiring
a house in Bangalore, which is a small town outside Barren.
You would think specifically away from the hustle and bustle
to increase privacy. Michael decided, remember this is in the days,
this will date the story. He said, I'll bring a
video camera, okay, because phones phones didn't even have the
video or you wouldn't. You wouldn't take a video your
phone because would jam up the memory.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
They always turned into men, you need to record these moments.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
You don't and we said, mate, don't do that. We
don't want a record of this. There's going to be
we don't have a strict bedtime.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
We're allowed to start if we possible shenanigans.
Speaker 9 (38:02):
Possible shenanigans. Whip was in there the whole time, like
Ryan Seacrest, Season one of the Kabashians, just filming everything.
So many bad things happened, and we turn around and go,
what is that red light doing in my face? What's
that camera doing? We're going it's a prosperity.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
It's going to be it's going to be fantastic.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
Weip was about to start doing Drive on nov with
Ryan Shelton, who was there as well at the time.
I don't want to keep incriminating people, but he.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Was definitely part of the filming.
Speaker 9 (38:29):
A lot of the film was with Ryan years but
really I'm mostly here on Ryan's behalf. I'm acting as
he's lawyer in a thousand dollars an hour.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
My God.
Speaker 9 (38:38):
At the end of the trip, we went, I don't
know if we should have recorded this. This is back
in the days before you would This was just this
was before it was clearly a bad idea to do that,
and it was in a hard drive video. His dad
worked in it. He had an electric electric store. Okay,
so I don't know if you remember, but this is
about the time when a couple of weeks later we
(38:58):
kept saying a bit, Hey, you know what, let's do it.
Let's delete it. I just don't think that needs to
be out.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
If we discuss burning it onto a CD and bearing
its bad way.
Speaker 9 (39:05):
So if a time caps I will delete it. I
want to put it on a DVD. I'll get a
DVD rewriteable. My dad sells them, and I'll burn it
onto a DVD plus minus r W. I'll put it
on a DVD. We'll put it in a lunch box,
will bury it at my parents' house. Then when we're sixty, will.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Dig it up and we'll go, WHOA, we used to
have fun.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
I don't. We just don't think it's safe. I don't
want to hanging out there. Okay, mate, where's the where
is it? It's on my laptop, the files on my laptop,
and I will get rid of I'll delete it. A
couple of weeks later, Paris Hilton got a phone hacked
in the original Celebrity and hey, we're good reminder, Actually,
do you delete that video?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Get rid of it?
Speaker 9 (39:43):
Getting around to it? Now, You guys know how good
is and how busy I am. He's very he's flat out.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
You are the details guy.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
Hey, we're delete it, mate, delete it yet this one
in for months then so we went away in January.
Sometime in June, I wake up to about ten miss
calls when we're about seven in the morning. What's going on?
What's what's up? Because nat problem? I got my car
broken into last night and they took my back back
(40:10):
with my laptop in it, and did you delete the video?
I didn't delete it. I was going to. I was
actually going to burn it this weekend and didn't get
around to it.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Okay, let's let's worry about the car because that was broken.
Speaker 9 (40:24):
Who that's that's one phone called to O Brian, Ryan's
your career is on the line. Ryan's careers on the line.
This just doesn't need to be seen. What Okay, So
let's think about this. It's just been stolen by someone
that wants quick money. They won't be able to unlock
it out. It's got to pass because I don't have a.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Pass I was going to on that weekend.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
I was going to burn it.
Speaker 9 (40:44):
And what do you mean you don't have a passing?
Because who puts a password on the computer?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Remember everyone?
Speaker 7 (40:49):
Not everyone?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
The day, no one did pass.
Speaker 9 (40:52):
From the minutes Elan Touring invented the computer password, I
didn't nineteen forty. It was so in the car, so
we were goes. I said, it's like having a lock
on your front door.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
So basically for the next few months I lived in
complete surety that any moments and we goo jeez, I've
seen a weird thing online. This is a video of
your running around naked in bar and babe with the goat.
I just I wish it was that simple with the headband. However,
it's safe to assume I can safely now it's it's
(41:27):
just got to the level. Now we're twelve years later,
I almost feel like it won't surface.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Is this where we kiss?
Speaker 9 (41:32):
This is where as a gesture of my loyalty the whipper.
You might have noticed somewhere in part.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I stole the laptop.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
I wish.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Oh, I've want a tempt t shirt to show him.
I forgive you.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
You are just say we're back.
Speaker 9 (41:51):
To being friends?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Can I just say so much? You know what, homies,
you've been in here for the last twenty minutes. You
were a knot. You got in very early and I
was thinking.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
The whole time.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Job what why is he wearing a ski jeet when
twenty four hours you should have done it up front?
Speaker 9 (42:08):
Now, last camp, that is what did I just say?
I'm dizzy, I was dehydrated. Whatever I said about Byron's
not true, don't print it.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Thank you for the giveness, mate.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
I think I reckon.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
I've got the footage and I'm going to put it on.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
The Instagram commercial radio. Our only next step, mate, is
we've got to track down the laptop. Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (42:28):
I reckon, I reckon, Dad, I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We spent a fortune private We had a cash private
pudding seven grand?
Speaker 16 (42:37):
Did you really hip cost me a fortune?
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Just give us you really? Can you give us one
thing that was on that video? Just one One member
of the team was vomiting. Yep, I think there was gas.
I think it was gas. I think and that and
if your friends, if your friend's got gastro, you shouldn't
be filming the mic.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
All right, what do you got out there that you
need to get back? Thirteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
We want to know what's out there that you need
back in Safe fans right now, we've got a story
to get involved podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Shout out to my wife. She's suffering with a bit
of bronchi disguise.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
Give her the word. Well, actually, if you love her,
give her the word.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'll call you off after nine o'clock.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Very very cool, stuck around. Actually, can we get an
update on that because yesterday.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
You said was a dog.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
We got Lisa and Lisa gave you her blessing to
go out to dinner with Hamish last night.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
She was supposed to go originally, but she couldn't give
it because she was crooked.
Speaker 9 (43:36):
She said, the original plan was women, I'd had a
dinner locked in for a month, and then she doesn't
know this birthday eventually, so she might as well find out.
Now called me on Monday and said, mate, problem with Thursday, Lisa's.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
May you make up some phenomenal stories.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I'm just fugging up.
Speaker 9 (43:59):
I can screenshet your messages last night was whippers attempt
to keep everyone happy with a three way dinner. How
was your dinner with really good? You sent us to
because you have a voucher there? And that was that's
gonna be Lea's birthday, Whipper taking her to a place
he has some sort of ambassador to you.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
It's the best Japanese in Sydney. Just going off the
credit line, I've got anyway.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
Let's move r So, Lisa sitting at home in an
over hat and and over hoodie at Tempt bracelet, enjoying
your birthday present.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Don't joke about it. You're wearing a Tempt shirt.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Let's talk about this one because I mean, sign offs
are really important with your friends, and I'm not afraid
to chuck out of love on the end of a
text message.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
That's people.
Speaker 17 (44:45):
I know.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
What's concerning is my wife in contact with a real
estate agent who's signing off with a kiss.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Don't do that, don't do the cogailes. Not talk about that.
It's not like she's out there on the hunt looking for.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Younger men that you I don't know what's his hairline?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
Like?
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Fine, couldn't be trying to build a mental picture.
Speaker 8 (45:06):
From London where your hair is blowing in the wind
and it's just this one troop down the middle and.
Speaker 9 (45:12):
Your one shot.
Speaker 6 (45:20):
Weapons free in fire to her Hamish coming and back us.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Up on what happened to a good Friday?
Speaker 16 (45:29):
Feels good?
Speaker 6 (45:29):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 16 (45:30):
I feel great all of a sudden everyone's enjoying it.
Not everyone, I'm not having a good time.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Please all the people this game.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
I'm asking you for your support. So hang on to
do with another man hitting on my wife?
Speaker 9 (45:44):
So he's signing off to lease with a kiss.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And you know what some real estate agents are like
mate tight suits.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
Real estate cars. So how many times? How many times
has she spoken to this guy for him to fin
with a shut up.
Speaker 9 (45:57):
I was giving him.
Speaker 7 (45:58):
Elliott has fits.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
If you were tied class from time time.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
They're big clothes, not deliberately.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
If you need a punchline, just run with it.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
If it's just you, that's fine. I don't need a
gang applica. So whatever you want to fire with, you
go for it. So he's uh, probably once a week
signing off a text message with a kiss. Yep, with
the kiss, and I just she said the other day,
Look he signed off for the kiss. He must be
so embarrassed. He's obviously made a mistake. You know, he's
just out of routine, thrown it in there. Then a
few days later, another text message comes through. He's gone
(46:31):
the kiss again?
Speaker 6 (46:32):
Is it a real estate term?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
I don't think.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
No, I don't think yeah, she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, that's not what it is. It's the kiss.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
It doesn't have to mean anything.
Speaker 8 (46:44):
Do you guys remember a few years ago you hauled
me over the calls because I was emails and putting
kisses on the end.
Speaker 6 (46:51):
Multiple kisses.
Speaker 9 (46:58):
My mom's mom's up me. I start off with one kiss.
Mum's trying to do ringmanship. She's trying to. She's raisted
the three and I'll add and that's it.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
You want a bit of a you know you hang
up first. Mom.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
I cannot go past one kiss with you. Sorer gets
five and the next closest person gets one. That's how
it operates.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
So what has Lisa's spoken of his real estate agent about.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
What I need to check is what she's riding back
to him like she is. There a level of flirt
coming from her.
Speaker 9 (47:32):
Which doesn't mean anything. I'll send my gym. Yes, sorry, guys,
can't make it in today. All my love, love you forever.
You mean everything to me and untakable for you. It's
just what you say at the end.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Of the Homish Blake.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Get out of here, mamie. She's wearing it. That's shirt.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Looks really good. That's tight too, isn't it
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