Oh My! Wippa's Wife Must Be So Embarrassed!

Wippa was mortified when his wife spotted a rogue nose hair in public and went in for the pluck, accidentally kicking off a full-blown grooming war she had no idea she was signing up for...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fits In with Her with Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
If it's been a.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Battle going on at home my wife versus myself, I
don't know if you do this. I quite enjoy the
challenge of publicly embarrassing my wife, and she plays a
strong game too.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's never on your wedding day as well. Will Tommy
and I were there for that. It was amazing, was
the lead embarrassment for her.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
When you walk down the thing, what a stitch up marriage.
She looked at me when she got to the end
of the was like, what surprised? Like we knew there
was no connection.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh my god, it was love. So the kiss took
so long as well on the wedding day, My god,
we're in love. But yes, look the games have changed
and they've stopped up, stepped up a level. As you
would know. I've been running off a little bit early
from the show. There's been a lot of athletic carnivals
on Francesca than the Boys Yesterday, but there's also been
musical performances, and as a parent and trying to do

(01:04):
a job at the same time, it can be a
tricky juggle. We touched on this the other day. Fits
So let's go back to last week. I'm at the
athletics carnival for Francesca great win in the hurdles, by
the way, on the fifty meter hurdles, stumbled at the
start and brought it home. In that moment, we're standing
there with all the parents. Lisa, in front of all

(01:24):
the parents, looks at me with the light shining down
on my face and says, huh, you've got a hair
on top.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Of your nose. So then it's the medication, gets.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Her sharpest nails and tries to pluck a hair from
the bridge of my nose in front of everybody. I'm
like to I do this in front of anybody. This
is stuff you might do at home, right in the
private time, where I might allow you to have a
crack at my face, but don't do it in front
of everybody else. So that I got my back up there.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, I thought I'll get it back for that.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
So two days later, we're at the music event, some
musical event. Francesca's doing the Glee version of what's that song?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh Journeys, don't stop believing the Glee gee?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Even was that from Glee? Yeah, it's a very different version.
Great song and she loves it, and the dance was aweso.
Journey isn't anyway. We did Slee version. We've been practicing
the dance at home.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
One of my favorite bands, the Glee version.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
If you can imagine, if you can imagine, lineup of mums,
and I don't have a seat next to Lisa because
I'm arriving late. I sit down and I'm probably I
don't know, four seats from her. She's in the middle
of a group of girls and I look over and
I go, ah, you got a little bat in the
cave there. You got a booger in your nose. Really

(02:52):
good gear, really good gear. She's embarrassed through the spray
tann You can see the redness in her face.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You guys have so much.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
There was no bogger on the nose. Can I where
did I get tickets for this show?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Because I was going to go see you.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Need to?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
You don't need to. I do the book a gear
right cut to yesterday. We turned up with the sports
kind of things coming freeze.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
She says to me, and I don't know if she's
been legitimate or the battles continuing, So she says, oh gosh,
look you can still see the marks on your face
from your snoring mask. So then I have to explain
to all the mothers there at the Athletics carnival about
the snoring masks. Some of them say, my husband should
do that. Oh my god, what do you think Lisa?

(03:46):
While I'm in another bedroom and we play out this
whole routine and it just does my head in. So
I thought I need one more shot yesterday was it
hasn't finished me?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Good things coming.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It turns out, hold the ursula, Carson tickets, I'm going characters.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh my god, units a droning drove. This is where
my this is where.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
My world has come to. I thought, there's one more
shot at it. You wouldn't believe it. No, no one
saw this coming fit.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I will not see it at all.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And I was looking around the room trying to work
out what the and I was like, oh, dubbed me
in here. When I get home, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
To kill him.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It can't be I've done that. Can't be snoring mask
can't be here on the nose. I went for something
different on the zoom call for parent detail last night. Sorry,
miss I think Lisa might have nits mean.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh this is what he does.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
He always does something awkward in one of these, just
to make it really awkward.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Once he pretended to kiss me and.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, yeah, honestly, once he literally went like this to
kiss me that. This is just what he does.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm so sorry sat with the knit. Can we she
won't come back from that? Fits as anyone's no, why
has there ever been a utinasi? You're on live on air?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
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