November 27, 2025 • 28 mins
We’re not only debating the best time to get into the Christmas spirit, Kate’s come armed with the astrologically ideal day to start decorating. Poor Wippa’s had a shocker trying to sort his daughter’s Christmas show outfit, and it’s all gone disastrously off-track. Fitzy gives us the latest on our beloved Michael Jackson impersonator, and Wippa has taken up Pilates… for which we sincerely apologise to all involved.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It fits in with Katey podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the podcast. So nice to have you here
with us again.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh so the people listening, it's a pleasure.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
It is a pleasure to work with the items for
everybody that I run into that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are you feeling it? Do you really feel that way?
Or is that just a marketing thing?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Sometimes I don't express my feelings enough, but I do
deep down, I do feel like that.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So what else did you have to say about Kate?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Well, you know what, we don't have time for this,
and it's just a head of I have with my therapist.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's money well spent.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We have a big podcast for you today. Let's let's
not skirt around it anymore. It's Christmas. You cannot avoid it.
I want to talk about Christmas decorations, the exact date
you should be putting them up, astrologers wading on whether
you want to go into Christmas feeling lucky.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I wasn't going to tell us when to put the
tree up?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Are they?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Do you honestly believe in this stuff? Love?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What is your star sign?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What do you think it is?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Leo?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I don't even want to talk about startus. No, let's
not do that. I'm hilarious. Anyway, there is a date
you should be putting it up. I have failed because
my decorations are already up.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
What star sign are you go on? Tell us here?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, I will at the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's called a hook in the radio industry. You're going
have to wait till the end.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just google it. Here is the podcast. Just stop talking
so people can listen.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
This is the Fitz and Wibber with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Our favorite Michael Jackson impersonator Jermaine Hammond over in the States.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
He's in his sixties. Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
He's just I mean, I mean, this is his version
of jam. Unbelievable sounds exactly like Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Jam.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Too much, too much for me?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do original, doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I think Jermaine has just taking a turn for the worst. Unfortunately,
might be back on the plank. He's just released a
new one. The Way You make Me feel.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Is an amazing isn't it you? You can feel it
in your hips.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
As soon as Michael starts to play it, your PILs
starts to move, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
As you needed to go to the loo.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I don't know if your pelvis is moving too much
when you're domain Hammond.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
This is the way you make me feel.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
It's a slower version.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Nothing of.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Think he's makeups with heavy.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's the power.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I remain okay? Can I hear? Is he as well?
Is that he's not really he's not getting into it anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's no yeah, there's really no power behind that.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I don't think the feedback to Jermaine is too positive
as well. So I think he's decided to branch out
into a bit of Tina Turner, cause as have you
got that?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Have you got Tina?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I dug a lot I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
At and I'm very nervous around things like this. It
makes me feel so awkward, And I don't know whether
to go and knock on his door and check on
him or like like it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Do you give him a big hug or do you
just laugh along?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, you pick up the mic beside him.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
He loves Michael, and you know what if to perform
him at home, He's become a viral sensation on social media.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
He doesn't even know. He's just putting up videos at home.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
After a couple of after a couple of tawny ports
around the bonfire and then he just gets up and
puts his camera on and he's putting it up on
social Can.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You imagine if he knew that we were talking about him.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
He doesn't think anyone's doing Tommy.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, you know how we're doing the name of Red Round,
Blobby Williams, a Zeppelin, shed Zeppelin songs and a ship Lanche.
Can we get Jermaine Hammond over Kate? I mean the
budgets in radio a massive mass.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I mean they're trying to work out what to do,
you know, what to spend this money on.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You can pay him in Gina, I think, which is
good news.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think it would be nice.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, it'd be good to have him here.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
This is the fits Wiper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. No, I
know that's the classic. No, we've been playing that so
loud on the TV, have been doing. And this is
what I wanted to talk about. Whether you're getting into
the Christmas spirit already. It's too far down the line
to avoid it anymore. I mean I get it that
(05:29):
straight after Halloween and sometimes even after Father's Day, they
see the first Christmas decorations going into stores. But we
don't have a tree up yet, but we do have
all the other bits and pieces. We have carols on
the TV at football. I cooked my Christmas cake the
other day, of course you did and cut it up
last night. I do a very large square one and
(05:51):
I cut it into four ignorance.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
So this cake you made is for Christmas, so you
freeze it.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
No, it's fine. Christmas cake can us.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Forever because it's full of sugar.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
It's actually that mature sugar.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And some people soak the fruit in alcohol or something
like a.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Look, I'll just keep it in the fridge in.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
A dark place. You just put your Christmas cake in
a dark place.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Do you know what happened last Christmas? What happened? I
gave you my heart and the very next day you
gave it all.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's a sad one, probably one of my least favorite.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
That's the best Christmas time.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Later on the show, there's a group of Scottish kids
that have gone viral for singing and I'll play that for.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Do you think it's better than Hark the Herald Angels,
Seeing Faithful.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Some of the year.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Some of those they're the classics. This is what I
was going to say, the other day while we were
listening to the Christmas carols in the lund room, which
is this? Which is the carol that they have changed
a lot of the wording because I know, well modernized
or maybe just brought into this century, because it's not
(06:59):
okay to coax a woman or pressure a woman to
stay at home with you and say the weather's really
bad outside. You should stay here, your mum and dad
won't notice. Drink alcohol and I'll look after you.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Maybe it's cold out, Maybe it's cold outside.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But they've changed a lot of the lyrics now so
it doesn't sound so storkid. But if you listen to it,
even at the end the version I listened to, she
says something like, oh, you're very persuasive or something.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, I am, madam, absolutely so.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Now I think it says it's not cold outside. It
says it has it feels like, oh, it feels like
five degrees. Why don't I make you a cup of tea?
And if you feel like consensually that something would go further,
then let's discuss that before we make out and agree.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, it's just I mean, have a listened to it today?
There is a psychic and they wouldn't be happy with me,
because they're saying that it's very unlucky to get into
the Christmas spirit and do all you're decorating now or
certainly before the twenty ninth of November, FITZI, you love
this because you have to wait until that date because
(08:14):
it will be the end of the mercury retrograde, and
it's important to wait until that date to put the
decorations up. Now, I had to google what the mercury
retrograde is, and in astrology, well, it's in the sky.
It's something to do with some planet looking like it's
moving backwards.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
But for quite a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, but that's the science element of it. The other
part where astrologers talk about it is that it usually
represents a breakdown in communications, lack of communication, things like that.
So if decorating and Christmas and putting up the tree
can cause angst within the family and amongst loved ones anyway,
then maybe just wait till the traditional December one.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
That was my day yesterday.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
We have a family, traditional family being Swiss, where the
dad would go out with her own and they would
chop the tree down and take it home on a
wooden sleigh.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
A real tree is tradition in our family. Yesterday, on
the twenty seventh of November, a fake tree went up.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Oh shame, shame shop.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Oh wow, you Swiss family.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
If the relatives, if.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
The Swiss community here about this, my passport will be
so I'll never get another swatchwatch.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's hard to put up the real tree now because
it gets very hot. We had tears about our Christmas
tree because I wasn't going to put the original old
Christmas tree up, which is green, and I thought we
might not be around much for Christmas. I'll go and
buy one of those lovely little Alpine ones that sticks
with the lighting. Well, oh well, we had tears and
may my daughter when she was talking about the tree,
(10:00):
she called it the skeleton tree. I don't want to
put up. That's awful skeleton tree we got. It's like,
do you know, do you note some children don't have
a tree, nor do they did you know? I didn't
say it because I didn't want to. You know, I'm
trying to break cycles here, and but I was like,
some people don't even have anything, and you've got you've
(10:21):
got two trees to choose from. And probably two lots
of presents under two trees.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
No, no, you just took advantage of a Black Friday
silent flower power.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We've taken a cheap option.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's time for.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Chie still standing already set devil event she's on now
it's Sydney City Kia VI is it Sidney City? Kia
in Redon Street Alexandria.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
All right, this is great. I'm still standing. Adam's representing
Roselle going, hi boy?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So are we to Adam Hidam?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Kay?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
How are you excellent? Did you call me Katie or Mati?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Okay Katie?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh yeah, well let's not do that again.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Hey, Adam, you've got a big cricket match tomorrow. Adds
a year bowler a batsman?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well my batting score thou as a time a bowler
after last week? Right?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
All right, you're up against Taylor. She's representing Dullitch Hill
this morning. Kate's representing you. You doing some Black Friday shopping, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's the plan, trying to get ahead of some Christmas
Christmas sale.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, save some dollars, Tate of good luck today.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, let's do this together.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
One hundred bucks up for grabs.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
You're also in the running for the key of k
Force at AND's We're thirty three grand thanks to City
City keya. Adam, you're going first, get my wrong power
goes over to Kate. Whoever has the power at the
end of sixty seconds is the winner. Here we go
add your sixty second starts. Now, what a day keeps
the doctor away?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
An apple? Yes?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Correct? Which has more caffeine? Adam coffee or Red Bull.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Coffee?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Coffee is correct?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Who announced yesterday that they're leaving Sunrise the TV show Brett?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
That is correct.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Sydney Sweeney is dating which famous music label executive and managers?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Scooter broad over to Kate? Kate? The water around a castle.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Is called a what a mate?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Hugh Jackman supports what Sydney NRL team.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
To Rousters go the Sea Eagles back to Adam? Adam?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Does the Hume Highway head north or south of Sydney?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Its head south south?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yes? What beaver song came first? Peaches or Yummy or.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Teachers?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Kate? Kate? The liner bird is on what Ozzie coin one?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's on the twenty oh no, no, no, I didn't
get the t y out.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I think I think that the siren went first, so
that means Taylor, you have won this.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Taylor, You've got it. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh I was going to say Tim. That's why I
stopped saying twenty, didn't I Taylor?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh my god, Hader, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
This is the Fitting and with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Very exciting day for my five year old Francesca. It's
the Christmas concert today. We've been doing a lot of
rehearsing at home and starting with the song I'm not
move meant to give too much away, but it's starting.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
With have you heard the news today? Santa's going don't
give too much? I've given too much away?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh so, who would have thought Santa would be to
wait for the ending?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
I'm so they won't go they wait perform that will they?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah? They will? And hopefully I've got a two o'clock lunch.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Morgan Freeman or Brad Pitt there with a box or not,
we don't know what the.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
There's no head in a box.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
But anyway, what's interesting she's she's dressing as a mouse,
and I'm not really sure of the role of the mouse.
I'm quite familiar with the Nativity scene. I don't remember
the rat in the Nativity scene.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
But is she in the Nativity scene or is she
in Santa's workshop?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Are there mice in the workshop?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, there would be mice.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
And Bethlehem would have had they.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Would have been little mice. I think they create roles depending.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Are you suggesting she hasn't got a major role.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, she's not a.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Tree mate a rubbish problem. Didn't they there would have
been rats every.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Council had gone on strike.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I think at the time, I don't think. I think
there are trees. Sometimes you play a star like you
can be the star or other stars.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Or the mouse will be the star.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
To mind, she's not one of the blind minds.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
There might be three of them.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Well, I had to go on Amazon and I thought
it out an outfit. Here's the problem though. I ordered
it and it came with like mice ears.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Why are you buying the outfit? Don't they make it?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
No school, No, you don't make it.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You've got to organize your own outfit.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Your mice ears that came in the pan. Then it
came to the mouse nose. It has a little nose
and a pink bit on the end and some whiskers.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
And then it's got a tail that comes as well.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
But here's the thing. There's no top and pants, so
I found some leggings and don't wear pants, this one
needs to. So I found some gray leggings and I've
found a gray T shirt from the boys.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh that's perfect. Why did you go with a gray mouse?
Though I would have gone with a white one like
a field mouse.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I don't know if only the kids required as a mouse.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Lisa went out for dinner last night, so I was
in charge of mass suiting. So the kids had gone
to bed and I had to The tail that arrived
as part of the outfit just came with a huge
safety pin on it. You can't have the safety pin,
so you just meant to attach the safety pin to
(16:24):
the pants.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm not an elastic No, it's.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Not around the waist, which, thank you Kate Richie.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
What do I do get out the needle and thread.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
With a piece of elastic.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
No, So I'm sewing the tail onto the pants right
so that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Keep going?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So I thought I had knocked it out of the park.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
You know, you know, that feeling fits when your wife
goes out and you work so hard.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
To get everything right and you think she's going to
come home.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's a complete line.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
The dishwashers on the kitchens clean I've even done the mouse.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
We're so happy that our what's gone out for dinner.
We work like little trajans.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You don't need to turn this into a job's challenge.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
And I paid the cleaner on the way out very much.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
For helping out Dory. So I've sewed it on. Lisa's
had a quick look at the pants when she got home.
I've sewed the tail.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
On them on the front.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
On the front of the leggings.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Is it a long tail.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
It's a big one. It's got wire in it so
it can kind of.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Be It's not pink on the end like the.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Wear it around the other way, well exactly, because it's.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
High and you just swapped them around.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
But it's bagging at the front.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
She doesn't know that, but.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
I'm thinking if she just pulls it up high enough,
it'll sort of just stretch into position.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
But then she'll have a tail coming out of her
shoulder blades. Because she's only little. Let's be honest.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
The update is that she's the tail has been cut
off the front of the pants now, but apparently there's
damage at the front of the pants where that was,
so now she has a hole.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
In the front of the pan. But I believe Lisa
is now trying to glue the tail on the back.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You can't, you can't.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
This has been the text message back and forth morning
the morning. Yeah it's on today, We've got to have
a happy mouse. It now has a hole in the
front of her pant.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
This is what happened to you when you're saying this
is what happens here when you leave, when you leave
Dad at home to do the costumes, you should have
just done it yourself, because all you've done is spend
hours being a very good little husband at all jobs.
And there it wasn't a mouse voices, And then what
you've done on is actually made it hard.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Mean, But the heart was there. I think that's what's
important to appreciate, you know.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
There I was a couple of whiskeys in just trying
to show a little tail on the mouse suit so
I could see her on stage today and say, have
you heard then?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Used today?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Send us a vida?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I love.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You really want to say, it's perform at Christmas part.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
That's great, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You know if I put that on a family group
chat and no one replies within thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
This is the Fitting and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
A woman who has been having an affair with the
same man for fourteen years has shared her rules for
not getting caught.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
She's a bit of a man eater.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Fourteen years is a very long time.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
I just done this as well. It says here in
the article that divorce started three hundred and fifty years ago.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
The first ever recorded divorce in the UK was between
Lord Ruse and Lady Anne Perrepont in sixteen seventy over
the latter's infidelity.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Lady Anne Perapont she cheated on Lord.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Ruse and they went through the first ever divorce recorded
in the UK.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Kate, how did things turn out for her after that?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Well, she had a good time.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
She got half the settlement. I thought it was Henry.
Was he the one that the were?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You and sisters?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, but you're not Henry. He's not. He just finds
a new wife. He didn't have to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I don't think they had to discuss much.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
No, but that he wanted to be with the sisters.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
So that's why he started the Church of England, because
he created a new religion that he could be with the.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Okay, Carolinas, she calls herself.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
She's fifty years of age, so fourteen years she's been
having an affair with this man. Here are her eight
rules to not get caught. Number one, turn off apps
that monitor location.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
How do you do that? How do you know if
you've even got them all? I just assumed you're always trackable.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Number two, Tell only one confidant in your life.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Why it's not bad. This is the thing I mean
you need. You need a best he don't you that
you can sort of talk to about this stuff? But
you can't talk about it too much.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
You mean, like cover me, Like if she asks cover me,
tell her I'm at a work meeting.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, I know, I know what you mean. You need,
like you need an alibi. Yeah, but if it's sometimes
best friends, don't continue to be your best friend forever?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Do I get this one? What is it stick to
soft drinks as it's more business like stick or does
that mean just soft drinks not hard alcohol.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
What is that? What she's saying? Stick to soft drinks
as it's more business like.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Yeah, sorry, honey, I'm not cheating. I was just having
a fan to with a friend. What you're accusing me
of cheating? I'm drinking mellow yellow? Come on, what are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You guys just showed.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Your it's tab cooler.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Numb before. Never mention new interests or change behavior. Well
that's tough.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I mean, if you are having an affair to your
behavior will change. Number five expect the word us and
always have an excuse.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
That's not bad. So always when you're coming home to
your partner, go, I'm done here.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
She's got me all right, I need to cut excuses
up my slove. Number six, here we go, Kate. This
is a good one for you.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Be vague and unavailable, so just be yourself cut Richard.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I am not vague and unavailable.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Only vague and unavailable for particular people in my life.
And that says more about you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
When we call. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Number seven, choose a lover who is also married. We
spoke about that before.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
And number eight don't be don't get greedy with meetups. Okay,
so try to what.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Like we met yesterday, why do we have to do
it again today?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, well you've only got half an hour. You know
what I will do or drop the kids at sport
and then I'll quickly get there. You don't consider the traffic.
And I'm not that this is happened to me. But
what I'm saying is, don't get greedy, like, don't go.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
No one's going into details, mate, No, but what whoa
have you got your own?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Have you do?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I don't have time for an affair?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
What about a boyfriend? I don't, Yes, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't have time for an affair. And I don't
have a good memory. I couldn't life.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
This is the Fitz and Whipper with Cape Richie podcast to.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You where it was hot? That was my midday pilarates
class yesterday, but.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Started up big cram or plartis Yeah, Cram pilartis hot
pilarates that is that's what they eat are on.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I don't know if I want to reform And that's
just had a fair bit of sweater over it.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Often think about that because I mean you you go
from one dumb bell to the next, and you've got
these little.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Kneeling pads and things that you use any class.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
I'm not on the reformer, Ryan, I'm doing Matt Pilarates
and I do in the midday strength class at Peaches.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I just didn't, right.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I just love you just love a workout where you're
just laying on a mat. No, that's not that you're
that's what. That's what.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
There's two great parts to my strength Pilarates.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
One is where I get in there and I'm sort
of five minutes early and I lie on the mat.
I'm almost aslope before the class starts. And then at
the end where you're trying to find your chakra?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
What what is?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
What is that? What's your chakra?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Is that like your aura?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
I think she's across of chakras.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
The yoga thing is yea is more about that functional
movement and shape.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
But really nice at the end to sort of chase
the chakra.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Do you butterfly legs in the air and the.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah, decide I've got a reformer at home and I
do that. Do you you do the circular lead with
the leg one your groins get you really going there?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Okay, Jess, it's just informed me the chakra is the
body's energy. Guys, Yeah, is it Tibetan the sharks feels
very monkey Yeah, free to be.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Do you know what was interesting? You know it's all good.
I'm not very good at one guy.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
You do bring up a very good point on the
only guy in the class. But when they did last
night at the end, we're rolling our legs, so turn
your head to the left and then roll your knees
together towards the mirror. And I went the wrong way
and the next thing you know, my legs were lying
on top.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Of another girl's legs.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Here's this big hairy beast amongst small pilates fit women,
and all of a sudden, there's these two serpents that
have landed on.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
This poor girl's body.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
God, everyone would and giggle. Was it shit on.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Videos? JVCVC our package? Do you know?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
You know what the saddest part about this is? And
pilarts is not gender specific, and I want to support
all men doing pilarates, but just I'm feeling a bit
left out. Like there's the green room where everyone goes
in and they take the shoes off and they put
the keys in their phone and everything, and they put
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it in the little locker.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
And then they walk they for the performance, and.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Everyone takes their shoes off and they grab their water
button and go in. Hey guys, grab a five weight
and maybe a two if you need it, and a block.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
No one really talks to me.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
No one goes, hey, ho's going good to see some
gender diversity in the class. So I had a chat
to the lady yesterday or last week saying what do
you wear to pilartis?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So I went to Rebel Sport on weekend and.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Bought some really cool shorts and things which I thought
they have like an inner liner, like an inner short,
like an inner bike pants. I went and got them
because there was a black Friday, say twenty five stuff,
and then so I got yesterday. I thought, I'm going
to do something different so the sisters feel like I'm
one of them. I wanted the girls to go. I
wanted to girls not to see a man, but to
see a human.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
That liked pilates. So I wore my Taylor Swift t
shirt from the ear As tour.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
You're so cool and I and what's wrong Ash.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
It just seemed like a Brandon no no, no.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
No no, because they would go, oh, you're a Swift fan. Yeah,
I don't see a man. Why is a man wearing
a Tailor Swift T shirt?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Breeks of desperation?
Speaker 7 (27:43):
And one girl kind of looked at it, and I
could tell she was thinking I love the tour as well.
And then at the end of the class, after I
had my new shorts and my Taylor Swift T shirt
and Jess was the instructor, I thought, I'm really bonding here.
She told me about male lonely pillarts. She wants you
out Brollardi's, bro Lardi's or something that they do in
(28:06):
Bondi where it's just guys.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
And I didn't know whether to take a stance. Did
you say, all you're seeing gender again?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
You two b words there, bro Lardi's and Bondi.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
And is my Taylor Swift T shirt welcome at bro
Lardi's or can I borrow Metallica one.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
From you bits. I don't know what to do and
it was wrong. It was O music Day T shirt day.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I felt terrible.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
What a mess. This is?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
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Speaker 6 (28:40):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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with us again.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh so the people listening, it's a pleasure.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
It is a pleasure to work with the items for
everybody that I run into that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are you feeling it? Do you really feel that way?
Or is that just a marketing thing?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Sometimes I don't express my feelings enough, but I do
deep down, I do feel like that.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So what else did you have to say about Kate?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Well, you know what, we don't have time for this,
and it's just a head of I have with my therapist.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's money well spent.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We have a big podcast for you today. Let's let's
not skirt around it anymore. It's Christmas. You cannot avoid it.
I want to talk about Christmas decorations, the exact date
you should be putting them up, astrologers wading on whether
you want to go into Christmas feeling lucky.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I wasn't going to tell us when to put the
tree up?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Are they?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Do you honestly believe in this stuff? Love?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What is your star sign?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What do you think it is?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Leo?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I don't even want to talk about startus. No, let's
not do that. I'm hilarious. Anyway, there is a date
you should be putting it up. I have failed because
my decorations are already up.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
What star sign are you go on? Tell us here?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, I will at the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's called a hook in the radio industry. You're going
have to wait till the end.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just google it. Here is the podcast. Just stop talking
so people can listen.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
This is the Fitz and Wibber with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Our favorite Michael Jackson impersonator Jermaine Hammond over in the States.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
He's in his sixties. Unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
He's just I mean, I mean, this is his version
of jam. Unbelievable sounds exactly like Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Jam.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Too much, too much for me?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do original, doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I think Jermaine has just taking a turn for the worst. Unfortunately,
might be back on the plank. He's just released a
new one. The Way You make Me feel.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Is an amazing isn't it you? You can feel it
in your hips.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
As soon as Michael starts to play it, your PILs
starts to move, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
As you needed to go to the loo.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I don't know if your pelvis is moving too much
when you're domain Hammond.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
This is the way you make me feel.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's good.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
It's a slower version.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Nothing of.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Think he's makeups with heavy.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's the power.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I remain okay? Can I hear? Is he as well?
Is that he's not really he's not getting into it anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's no yeah, there's really no power behind that.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I don't think the feedback to Jermaine is too positive
as well. So I think he's decided to branch out
into a bit of Tina Turner, cause as have you
got that?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Have you got Tina?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I dug a lot I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
At and I'm very nervous around things like this. It
makes me feel so awkward, And I don't know whether
to go and knock on his door and check on
him or like like it.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Do you give him a big hug or do you
just laugh along?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, you pick up the mic beside him.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
He loves Michael, and you know what if to perform
him at home, He's become a viral sensation on social media.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
He doesn't even know. He's just putting up videos at home.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
After a couple of after a couple of tawny ports
around the bonfire and then he just gets up and
puts his camera on and he's putting it up on
social Can.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You imagine if he knew that we were talking about him.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
He doesn't think anyone's doing Tommy.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, you know how we're doing the name of Red Round,
Blobby Williams, a Zeppelin, shed Zeppelin songs and a ship Lanche.
Can we get Jermaine Hammond over Kate? I mean the
budgets in radio a massive mass.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I mean they're trying to work out what to do,
you know, what to spend this money on.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You can pay him in Gina, I think, which is
good news.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think it would be nice.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, it'd be good to have him here.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
This is the fits Wiper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. No, I
know that's the classic. No, we've been playing that so
loud on the TV, have been doing. And this is
what I wanted to talk about. Whether you're getting into
the Christmas spirit already. It's too far down the line
to avoid it anymore. I mean I get it that
(05:29):
straight after Halloween and sometimes even after Father's Day, they
see the first Christmas decorations going into stores. But we
don't have a tree up yet, but we do have
all the other bits and pieces. We have carols on
the TV at football. I cooked my Christmas cake the
other day, of course you did and cut it up
last night. I do a very large square one and
(05:51):
I cut it into four ignorance.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
So this cake you made is for Christmas, so you
freeze it.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
No, it's fine. Christmas cake can us.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Forever because it's full of sugar.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
It's actually that mature sugar.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And some people soak the fruit in alcohol or something
like a.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Look, I'll just keep it in the fridge in.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
A dark place. You just put your Christmas cake in
a dark place.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Do you know what happened last Christmas? What happened? I
gave you my heart and the very next day you
gave it all.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's a sad one, probably one of my least favorite.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
That's the best Christmas time.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Later on the show, there's a group of Scottish kids
that have gone viral for singing and I'll play that for.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Do you think it's better than Hark the Herald Angels,
Seeing Faithful.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Some of the year.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Some of those they're the classics. This is what I
was going to say, the other day while we were
listening to the Christmas carols in the lund room, which
is this? Which is the carol that they have changed
a lot of the wording because I know, well modernized
or maybe just brought into this century, because it's not
(06:59):
okay to coax a woman or pressure a woman to
stay at home with you and say the weather's really
bad outside. You should stay here, your mum and dad
won't notice. Drink alcohol and I'll look after you.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Maybe it's cold out, Maybe it's cold outside.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
But they've changed a lot of the lyrics now so
it doesn't sound so storkid. But if you listen to it,
even at the end the version I listened to, she
says something like, oh, you're very persuasive or something.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, I am, madam, absolutely so.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Now I think it says it's not cold outside. It
says it has it feels like, oh, it feels like
five degrees. Why don't I make you a cup of tea?
And if you feel like consensually that something would go further,
then let's discuss that before we make out and agree.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, it's just I mean, have a listened to it today?
There is a psychic and they wouldn't be happy with me,
because they're saying that it's very unlucky to get into
the Christmas spirit and do all you're decorating now or
certainly before the twenty ninth of November, FITZI, you love
this because you have to wait until that date because
(08:14):
it will be the end of the mercury retrograde, and
it's important to wait until that date to put the
decorations up. Now, I had to google what the mercury
retrograde is, and in astrology, well, it's in the sky.
It's something to do with some planet looking like it's
moving backwards.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
But for quite a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, but that's the science element of it. The other
part where astrologers talk about it is that it usually
represents a breakdown in communications, lack of communication, things like that.
So if decorating and Christmas and putting up the tree
can cause angst within the family and amongst loved ones anyway,
then maybe just wait till the traditional December one.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
That was my day yesterday.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
We have a family, traditional family being Swiss, where the
dad would go out with her own and they would
chop the tree down and take it home on a
wooden sleigh.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
A real tree is tradition in our family. Yesterday, on
the twenty seventh of November, a fake tree went up.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Oh shame, shame shop.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Oh wow, you Swiss family.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
If the relatives, if.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
The Swiss community here about this, my passport will be
so I'll never get another swatchwatch.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's hard to put up the real tree now because
it gets very hot. We had tears about our Christmas
tree because I wasn't going to put the original old
Christmas tree up, which is green, and I thought we
might not be around much for Christmas. I'll go and
buy one of those lovely little Alpine ones that sticks
with the lighting. Well, oh well, we had tears and
may my daughter when she was talking about the tree,
(10:00):
she called it the skeleton tree. I don't want to
put up. That's awful skeleton tree we got. It's like,
do you know, do you note some children don't have
a tree, nor do they did you know? I didn't
say it because I didn't want to. You know, I'm
trying to break cycles here, and but I was like,
some people don't even have anything, and you've got you've
(10:21):
got two trees to choose from. And probably two lots
of presents under two trees.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
No, no, you just took advantage of a Black Friday
silent flower power.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We've taken a cheap option.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's time for.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Chie still standing already set devil event she's on now
it's Sydney City Kia VI is it Sidney City? Kia
in Redon Street Alexandria.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
All right, this is great. I'm still standing. Adam's representing
Roselle going, hi boy?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So are we to Adam Hidam?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Kay?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
How are you excellent? Did you call me Katie or Mati?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Okay Katie?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh yeah, well let's not do that again.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Hey, Adam, you've got a big cricket match tomorrow. Adds
a year bowler a batsman?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well my batting score thou as a time a bowler
after last week? Right?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
All right, you're up against Taylor. She's representing Dullitch Hill
this morning. Kate's representing you. You doing some Black Friday shopping, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
That's the plan, trying to get ahead of some Christmas
Christmas sale.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, save some dollars, Tate of good luck today.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, let's do this together.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
One hundred bucks up for grabs.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
You're also in the running for the key of k
Force at AND's We're thirty three grand thanks to City
City keya. Adam, you're going first, get my wrong power
goes over to Kate. Whoever has the power at the
end of sixty seconds is the winner. Here we go
add your sixty second starts. Now, what a day keeps
the doctor away?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
An apple? Yes?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Correct? Which has more caffeine? Adam coffee or Red Bull.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Coffee?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Coffee is correct?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Who announced yesterday that they're leaving Sunrise the TV show Brett?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
That is correct.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Sydney Sweeney is dating which famous music label executive and managers?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Scooter broad over to Kate? Kate? The water around a castle.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Is called a what a mate?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Hugh Jackman supports what Sydney NRL team.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
To Rousters go the Sea Eagles back to Adam? Adam?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Does the Hume Highway head north or south of Sydney?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Its head south south?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yes? What beaver song came first? Peaches or Yummy or.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Teachers?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Kate? Kate? The liner bird is on what Ozzie coin one?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's on the twenty oh no, no, no, I didn't
get the t y out.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I think I think that the siren went first, so
that means Taylor, you have won this.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Taylor, You've got it. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh I was going to say Tim. That's why I
stopped saying twenty, didn't I Taylor?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh my god, Hader, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
This is the Fitting and with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Very exciting day for my five year old Francesca. It's
the Christmas concert today. We've been doing a lot of
rehearsing at home and starting with the song I'm not
move meant to give too much away, but it's starting.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
With have you heard the news today? Santa's going don't
give too much? I've given too much away?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh so, who would have thought Santa would be to
wait for the ending?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
I'm so they won't go they wait perform that will they?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah? They will? And hopefully I've got a two o'clock lunch.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Morgan Freeman or Brad Pitt there with a box or not,
we don't know what the.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
There's no head in a box.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
But anyway, what's interesting she's she's dressing as a mouse,
and I'm not really sure of the role of the mouse.
I'm quite familiar with the Nativity scene. I don't remember
the rat in the Nativity scene.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
But is she in the Nativity scene or is she
in Santa's workshop?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Are there mice in the workshop?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, there would be mice.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
And Bethlehem would have had they.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Would have been little mice. I think they create roles depending.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Are you suggesting she hasn't got a major role.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, she's not a.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Tree mate a rubbish problem. Didn't they there would have
been rats every.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Council had gone on strike.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I think at the time, I don't think. I think
there are trees. Sometimes you play a star like you
can be the star or other stars.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Or the mouse will be the star.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
To mind, she's not one of the blind minds.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
There might be three of them.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Well, I had to go on Amazon and I thought
it out an outfit. Here's the problem though. I ordered
it and it came with like mice ears.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Why are you buying the outfit? Don't they make it?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
No school, No, you don't make it.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You've got to organize your own outfit.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Your mice ears that came in the pan. Then it
came to the mouse nose. It has a little nose
and a pink bit on the end and some whiskers.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
And then it's got a tail that comes as well.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
But here's the thing. There's no top and pants, so
I found some leggings and don't wear pants, this one
needs to. So I found some gray leggings and I've
found a gray T shirt from the boys.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh that's perfect. Why did you go with a gray mouse?
Though I would have gone with a white one like
a field mouse.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I don't know if only the kids required as a mouse.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Lisa went out for dinner last night, so I was
in charge of mass suiting. So the kids had gone
to bed and I had to The tail that arrived
as part of the outfit just came with a huge
safety pin on it. You can't have the safety pin,
so you just meant to attach the safety pin to
(16:24):
the pants.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I'm not an elastic No, it's.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Not around the waist, which, thank you Kate Richie.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
What do I do get out the needle and thread.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
With a piece of elastic.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
No, So I'm sewing the tail onto the pants right
so that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Keep going?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So I thought I had knocked it out of the park.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
You know, you know, that feeling fits when your wife
goes out and you work so hard.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
To get everything right and you think she's going to
come home.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's a complete line.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
It's not.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
The dishwashers on the kitchens clean I've even done the mouse.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
We're so happy that our what's gone out for dinner.
We work like little trajans.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You don't need to turn this into a job's challenge.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
And I paid the cleaner on the way out very much.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
For helping out Dory. So I've sewed it on. Lisa's
had a quick look at the pants when she got home.
I've sewed the tail.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
On them on the front.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
On the front of the leggings.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Is it a long tail.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
It's a big one. It's got wire in it so
it can kind of.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Be It's not pink on the end like the.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Wear it around the other way, well exactly, because it's.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
High and you just swapped them around.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
But it's bagging at the front.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
She doesn't know that, but.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
I'm thinking if she just pulls it up high enough,
it'll sort of just stretch into position.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
But then she'll have a tail coming out of her
shoulder blades. Because she's only little. Let's be honest.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
The update is that she's the tail has been cut
off the front of the pants now, but apparently there's
damage at the front of the pants where that was,
so now she has a hole.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
In the front of the pan. But I believe Lisa
is now trying to glue the tail on the back.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You can't, you can't.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
This has been the text message back and forth morning
the morning. Yeah it's on today, We've got to have
a happy mouse. It now has a hole in the
front of her pant.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
This is what happened to you when you're saying this
is what happens here when you leave, when you leave
Dad at home to do the costumes, you should have
just done it yourself, because all you've done is spend
hours being a very good little husband at all jobs.
And there it wasn't a mouse voices, And then what
you've done on is actually made it hard.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Mean, But the heart was there. I think that's what's
important to appreciate, you know.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
There I was a couple of whiskeys in just trying
to show a little tail on the mouse suit so
I could see her on stage today and say, have
you heard then?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Used today?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Send us a vida?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I love.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You really want to say, it's perform at Christmas part.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
That's great, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You know if I put that on a family group
chat and no one replies within thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
This is the Fitting and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
A woman who has been having an affair with the
same man for fourteen years has shared her rules for
not getting caught.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
She's a bit of a man eater.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Fourteen years is a very long time.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
I just done this as well. It says here in
the article that divorce started three hundred and fifty years ago.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
The first ever recorded divorce in the UK was between
Lord Ruse and Lady Anne Perrepont in sixteen seventy over
the latter's infidelity.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Lady Anne Perapont she cheated on Lord.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Ruse and they went through the first ever divorce recorded
in the UK.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Kate, how did things turn out for her after that?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Well, she had a good time.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
She got half the settlement. I thought it was Henry.
Was he the one that the were?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You and sisters?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, but you're not Henry. He's not. He just finds
a new wife. He didn't have to do it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I don't think they had to discuss much.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
No, but that he wanted to be with the sisters.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
So that's why he started the Church of England, because
he created a new religion that he could be with the.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Okay, Carolinas, she calls herself.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
She's fifty years of age, so fourteen years she's been
having an affair with this man. Here are her eight
rules to not get caught. Number one, turn off apps
that monitor location.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
How do you do that? How do you know if
you've even got them all? I just assumed you're always trackable.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Number two, Tell only one confidant in your life.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Why it's not bad. This is the thing I mean
you need. You need a best he don't you that
you can sort of talk to about this stuff? But
you can't talk about it too much.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
You mean, like cover me, Like if she asks cover me,
tell her I'm at a work meeting.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, I know, I know what you mean. You need,
like you need an alibi. Yeah, but if it's sometimes
best friends, don't continue to be your best friend forever?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Do I get this one? What is it stick to
soft drinks as it's more business like stick or does
that mean just soft drinks not hard alcohol.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (21:23):
What is that? What she's saying? Stick to soft drinks
as it's more business like.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Yeah, sorry, honey, I'm not cheating. I was just having
a fan to with a friend. What you're accusing me
of cheating? I'm drinking mellow yellow? Come on, what are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You guys just showed.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Your it's tab cooler.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Numb before. Never mention new interests or change behavior. Well
that's tough.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I mean, if you are having an affair to your
behavior will change. Number five expect the word us and
always have an excuse.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
That's not bad. So always when you're coming home to
your partner, go, I'm done here.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
She's got me all right, I need to cut excuses
up my slove. Number six, here we go, Kate. This
is a good one for you.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Be vague and unavailable, so just be yourself cut Richard.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I am not vague and unavailable.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Only vague and unavailable for particular people in my life.
And that says more about you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
When we call. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Number seven, choose a lover who is also married. We
spoke about that before.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
And number eight don't be don't get greedy with meetups. Okay,
so try to what.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Like we met yesterday, why do we have to do
it again today?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, well you've only got half an hour. You know
what I will do or drop the kids at sport
and then I'll quickly get there. You don't consider the traffic.
And I'm not that this is happened to me. But
what I'm saying is, don't get greedy, like, don't go.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
No one's going into details, mate, No, but what whoa
have you got your own?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Have you do?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I don't have time for an affair?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
What about a boyfriend? I don't, Yes, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't have time for an affair. And I don't
have a good memory. I couldn't life.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
This is the Fitz and Whipper with Cape Richie podcast to.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You where it was hot? That was my midday pilarates
class yesterday, but.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Started up big cram or plartis Yeah, Cram pilartis hot
pilarates that is that's what they eat are on.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I don't know if I want to reform And that's
just had a fair bit of sweater over it.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Often think about that because I mean you you go
from one dumb bell to the next, and you've got
these little.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Kneeling pads and things that you use any class.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
I'm not on the reformer, Ryan, I'm doing Matt Pilarates
and I do in the midday strength class at Peaches.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I just didn't, right.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I just love you just love a workout where you're
just laying on a mat. No, that's not that you're
that's what. That's what.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
There's two great parts to my strength Pilarates.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
One is where I get in there and I'm sort
of five minutes early and I lie on the mat.
I'm almost aslope before the class starts. And then at
the end where you're trying to find your chakra?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
What what is?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
What is that? What's your chakra?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Is that like your aura?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
I think she's across of chakras.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
The yoga thing is yea is more about that functional
movement and shape.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
But really nice at the end to sort of chase
the chakra.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Do you butterfly legs in the air and the.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah, decide I've got a reformer at home and I
do that. Do you you do the circular lead with
the leg one your groins get you really going there?
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Okay, Jess, it's just informed me the chakra is the
body's energy. Guys, Yeah, is it Tibetan the sharks feels
very monkey Yeah, free to be.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Do you know what was interesting? You know it's all good.
I'm not very good at one guy.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
You do bring up a very good point on the
only guy in the class. But when they did last
night at the end, we're rolling our legs, so turn
your head to the left and then roll your knees
together towards the mirror. And I went the wrong way
and the next thing you know, my legs were lying
on top.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Of another girl's legs.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Here's this big hairy beast amongst small pilates fit women,
and all of a sudden, there's these two serpents that
have landed on.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
This poor girl's body.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
God, everyone would and giggle. Was it shit on.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Videos? JVCVC our package? Do you know?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
You know what the saddest part about this is? And
pilarts is not gender specific, and I want to support
all men doing pilarates, but just I'm feeling a bit
left out. Like there's the green room where everyone goes
in and they take the shoes off and they put
the keys in their phone and everything, and they put
(26:29):
it in the little locker.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
And then they walk they for the performance, and.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Everyone takes their shoes off and they grab their water
button and go in. Hey guys, grab a five weight
and maybe a two if you need it, and a block.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
No one really talks to me.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
No one goes, hey, ho's going good to see some
gender diversity in the class. So I had a chat
to the lady yesterday or last week saying what do
you wear to pilartis?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So I went to Rebel Sport on weekend and.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Bought some really cool shorts and things which I thought
they have like an inner liner, like an inner short,
like an inner bike pants. I went and got them
because there was a black Friday, say twenty five stuff,
and then so I got yesterday. I thought, I'm going
to do something different so the sisters feel like I'm
one of them. I wanted the girls to go. I
wanted to girls not to see a man, but to
see a human.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
That liked pilates. So I wore my Taylor Swift t
shirt from the ear As tour.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
You're so cool and I and what's wrong Ash.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
It just seemed like a Brandon no no, no.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
No no, because they would go, oh, you're a Swift fan. Yeah,
I don't see a man. Why is a man wearing
a Tailor Swift T shirt?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Breeks of desperation?
Speaker 7 (27:43):
And one girl kind of looked at it, and I
could tell she was thinking I love the tour as well.
And then at the end of the class, after I
had my new shorts and my Taylor Swift T shirt
and Jess was the instructor, I thought, I'm really bonding here.
She told me about male lonely pillarts. She wants you
out Brollardi's, bro Lardi's or something that they do in
(28:06):
Bondi where it's just guys.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
And I didn't know whether to take a stance. Did
you say, all you're seeing gender again?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
You two b words there, bro Lardi's and Bondi.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
And is my Taylor Swift T shirt welcome at bro
Lardi's or can I borrow Metallica one.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
From you bits. I don't know what to do and
it was wrong. It was O music Day T shirt day.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I felt terrible.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
What a mess. This is?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
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Speaker 6 (28:40):
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