The New Cruise That is Probably Not So Relaxing

There is a themed cruise about to come to the shores of Sydney and it will be the ultimate headbanging holiday!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitting and Whip with Cake Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's the Dates? Twenty ninth of April. Tomorrow's the day, mate,
the highly anticipated day that the lineup will drop on
the hell Bound Metal Cruise the What Okay, so this
is leaving Sydney Harbor very very soon, but it is
basically a cruise ship and it says here's something heavy

(00:25):
is coming where metal meets the sea. Wo Carnival Splendor
is made up of thirteen thousand tons of steel and sound.
The crews will host two and a half thousand punters,
while the boat itself will contain fourteen decks of non
stop madness, with the main stage located on the top

(00:48):
deck so punters can mosh under the stars. Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So is there a timetable? So it says like top
deck three pm Creed.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, well no, a little bit like all the punter want.
You know Australian bands like Parkway Drive, Amity of Fliction,
North Line. Actually just on this did anyone see over
the weekend? Do you know how I joke when we
talk about metal, Yeah, I mean you've got Metallica. Imagine
Metallica on a cruise ship.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
That'd be amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know I always joke about Cannibal Corpse. Yep, A
couple got married in a Cannibal Corpse mosh pit over
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Whip came. So Cannibal Corps are just hard, hard metal,
are they.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I've got some audio for you. So this beautiful couple,
the lights have been turned on in the mosh pit.
They're looking into each other's eyes, holding each other's hands.
This is the moment of their life, and Cannibal Corpse
are playing in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
What what it down?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Isn't it beautiful?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And this afternoon you can hear that on the on
the stern of deck number three, you can Cannibal Corpse, what.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
A beautiful moment and tell your kids when you're a
little bit older. That is in that is worse in
the in the mush of Cannibal Corpse. That's where I
met your mother, and I looked into her eyes and
I knew she was the one for me.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do you know what they should do? Though, Like, if
you've got a metal cruise, every time you choose one song,
so let's say there's five thousand people on the ship,
you choose one song, and every time you pull into port,
everybody sings that one metal song. Well, I can hear
like this floating choir.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Imagine just coming into Sydney Harbor and you hear this,
and you know the cruise is pulling in Metal Cruise
twenty twenty five cushion.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It don't see your world.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You type black jeans.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You fell on the statue of Richard Wilkins at the front.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Ah this wood. I mean I think there's a high
school football team where the whole crowd into sand Man.
They run out to this.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah great, and you know it's just pulling up. People
are having a nice cup of tea. It's circular key
and the Metal Cruise is ready to dog.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Everyone's got a can of Woodstock bourbon in there.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Are you ready to doe? You?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Kids?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
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