The Things You Can Buy In Japan Are SHOCKING!

Wippa confessed his love for Japan for it's culture and technology (he as a particular love for their toilet technology) and Wippa found out about a service that he has caught his interest...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast. Let's
move on to the wonderful world of Japan. I love
the Japanese. Their culture is fantastic, it's crazy. They're beautiful
people and they're so refined in everything they do. They're
also known for their quirky innovations. Well do under the

(00:22):
Japanese for the ENRSE cleaning technology that.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
They've built in door.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, when the little arm comes out when
you sort of hit the bum button and then a
little arm comes out and the accuracy is it's lifting.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's it's lifting. But he is a French word, though,
isn't it. Yes, I would think so. I mean across
Europe the bid is.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I would have immediately thought that the Japanese invented the bidet.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
No, they just invented the seat warmer, the air blower
and the accuracy arm that comes out.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And you can select and you know, as a girl,
you speak for the mate goes for it.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
As a girl, you know that you have neighboring parts
and you can press for the accuracy of that selected
part that you may have used in doing one or twos.
Because I've seen the button option mate and there's one
there for that, and there's one there for that. Let's
move on because the next invention they've come out with
is a girlfriend rental service, so you can pay a

(01:25):
fee to rent.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
A girlfriend for a date. That's also the boyfriend's service.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
So are you trying to impress somebody else here there?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's Friday night, you're lonely, you've got a two for
one deal at your local restaurant, you feel like a schnitzel,
and you want someone to talk to.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I'd say that that's an escort.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, because an escort would suggest further offerings.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, you don't have to. Well, you bring up a
really good point.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mean, on this website there's one three hundred girls
to choose from, and you do have some of the
optional extras.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Ryan great news.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's a majority of them can speak English, so it's
available for tourists as well. And they're described as wonderful beauty.
They laugh a lot, and they're fun to talk to.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well, I told you, I told you about a maid
of mine who has gone into a brothel.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Okay, now through the front door. No, no, no, no invested?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Did he Yeah? He invested? He was approached by a
very good friend of his. I mean he's a married
man with kids, right, and he at first he was like,
I can't do this, and he said then he actually
went through the financials and went, actually, this could be
a great investment. Now there's one guy that comes into
the brothel whim and uses it regularly, yep. And he

(02:40):
doesn't like to he doesn't like intimacy. He just likes
taking the girls out, going on a bit of a date,
going for a chat, they go for walks. He's a
lovely old man and he pays money just to have
conversation with these girls and they absolutely adore him.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
There, Tommy, how long do you actually spend with each girl?
A very good, very good? Like is it always Thursday?
Are No, we'll talk about it off air, Sure thing,
thank you. Let's move on to this.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Because you cannot, at any stage attempt to kiss one
of the girls. A date must not be in a
hotel room. But how good's this? The minimum length of
time is two hours, starting at eighty four dollars an hour.
The optional extras include for twenty one dollars, you can
hold hands with your date, which is really exciting, but

(03:32):
you can.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Only hold hands while walking.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
If you hold hands while sitting, it's another level of intimacy.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Is someone watching you the whole time? Like I do
you go to hold hands? Are you in a fair
bit of truck? I believe so.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah. There's an ankle bracelet that goes off. You can
also request that your date wears a mini skirt for
thirty five dollars, and if you're having a park date
she can pack a lunch box for you for another
thirty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
All right, sandwich time wears me sandwich.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
It's like when you do book a jet Star flight
and you've got to do all the lextras on there.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's my my seven kilos over in my lunchbox. And
you know this is the one that I would need.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think, and she could be great for this radio
show because her bio explains that she's shallow, she always smiles,
and she will end all conversations in laughter.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Is the one for me? Is the one for me?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
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