Titties, Doobies & Questions We Can't Answer

Filled with Rachel Griffiths, bad behaviour, Australia's best ice-creams and a celebrity roast... Here's everything you missed on the show this week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitzian Whipper with Cape Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Of all the things that Chrissy Swan brought to the
show this week Christy Swan hanging out with us, one
of the.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Main ones was more talk of you're talking about it's
worst when you say and more specifically the sensations Chrissy
was having in hers.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
My boob tingle when I my left one, especially the.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Binger one do tingles again, guys bingle.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's good, that's good. You have not noticed my enormous
jug out with a fine sheath of gauze. And when
it's not more boobies, she's trying to get on the show,
it's more doobies, more doobies. Os Looto hit one hundred

(00:46):
million dollars on Tuesday, and Whipper had the classic question
for Fitzie, what is the first thing you would buy
with one hundred million dollars, which for some reason he
could not answer for the life of him. That's one
hundred million dollars. If you don't have an answer, you've
got everything in life's too good.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
What's the first thing that I would buy one hundred
million dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Do you want a Ferrari? Do you want a note?
Do you want to buy a race horse? Go to Vegas?
What do you want to do? One hundred million dollars?
We want it? We don't have me an answer, don't
buy a ticket made thankfully fits. He didn't win the
hundred million dollars, so he was back in the studio

(01:35):
to have a chat with Rachel Griffith. Welcome to the
Fitzy we Piquet Ritchie show Beautiful. Her new TV series
has her running a brothel, so the topic came up
pretty quickly. I don't know too much about brothels. Had
he never been to a prospect.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
There's an open days A very famous one is that the.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
One that's slightly overlaps a yoga studio.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
So if anyone's tracking, you know, Happy on Life.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Three sixty, it's like, yeah, it's really into yoga lately, guys.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I mean thing like have you been too hot yoga?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
That behavior has been a running theme on the show
this week.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
School pick up the other day and I was asking
about a certain family and they said, oh, no, haven't
you heard they've left the school?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
And I said, why is that?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Mum got caught vaping in the kids toilets at the
Christmas carols.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
What an iconic sentence.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
One of the teachers came in to tell the girls,
you're up next to the Christmas carols.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
And knocked on the door and best mum in their
vape on her pineapple bubble gum flavored pape. And it
turns out she's not the only parent that's got in
trouble at school, trouble for shot.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I got in trouble for spraying a bottle of champagne
over kindergarten our faith. We raised about fifty six thousand
dollars and I thought it was a cause for celebration.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I thought, you just want to go now we all
know it was only a matter of time before Whipper
went on Ozambic. It's called oh sorry, monjaro, but it's

(03:19):
basically the same thing. It's one injection a week into
your stomach, just stifles your appetite. And we'd certainly take
it a bit more seriously if he wasn't saying this
five minutes later on the show, We've ranked Australia's best
ice creams. If ice cream companies want to send, we
are happy to put together our own list here and
throw the stuff at me. Tommy I'm not complaining though,

(03:41):
just make sure there's enough for the whole team. Send
in a couple of.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Jabs at Montarnjaro.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Sometimes on the show, a random celebrity suddenly gets roasted
out of nowhere? Do you remember Just Cuts Amazing hairdresses?
This week it was Grand Dya's time. Do you remember?
And Grant den You was the face of Just Cuts.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You know there would be life size stickers of din
you in Just Cut Discover.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
On a postage stand.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
There it was Grant. Then you're looking at you, sort.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Of laughing at you with the haircut that you just
got from.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Us, just to be laughed. That's not fair. We love you, Grant. Yeah, thanks,
that'll make him feel better.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Christy had a great idea for the show this week.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
We're getting together a dictionary of family words with their definitions.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
What's the family phrase? And we got so many great
calls that I've included a translator to speak things up
a bit.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
For example, equor land certificate, foil cling wrap, Schnitzers.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Then we can also use the translator for Chrissy derodient.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Deodorant de meate. This was it I that consumed the
food baskin Robins Baskin and Robins Whipper, the Cerama's, the
cinemas linked and LinkedIn, and FITZI finally finally American Russo
American Russom.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Dormant pet Oh god, nope.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Uh yeah, I don't know about that one.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
It turns out even the translator can't figure that one out. Sorry, bro,
I'm snitch. Catch you guys next week. This is the
Fitzy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast