We Have Found The Laziest Person In Sydney!

What’s the shortest distance you’ve ever ordered food for delivery? This Sydney man might just claim the title of the laziest in town after you hear how far his DoorDash order had to travel.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitting in with with Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Guys, let's talk about this one because Tommy, let's talk
about your second job, which as you do with a
work for door Dash.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, just on the weekend. Is delivery on a Friday
night around Sydney.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
No, I think you got that incorrect, mate, Tommy's just
taken up a job with door Flash, which is how
does that go? Well, it's basically you get a knock
on the door and next thing and out. You know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Did you pay for that trench coat? Tom Is that
b Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I mean winter is the tougher months to be a
valued member of door Flash.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
But doing my bit by the inch. Thank you?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
All right, we move on the door Rash probably how
long did you last, door rat?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
It's another word that idea didn't take off with the
sharks and shark tanks, so did not get that especially?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Thank you again?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is it.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
You also moved to Nimben and worked for door Stash
for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
That was a great service this guy. I think we
all get to this stage in our life. One bloke
has ordered some food from macas. Anyway, the door dash
guy has picked up the food to deliver it to
his house. He assumed there was a mistake made because
the address he was given to drop the Maca's order

(01:21):
was just eighty meters down the road.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Oh come on, but the bloke didn't want to get
off the couch.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
That is so bad. I always you know the other
one as well.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
People people use these delivery services to deliver a coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Come on, they do, don't they?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And you know what, the coffee's not going to be
hot when it gets there. Like, I don't know why
you would go to the effort to pay extra.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, do you know what I was trying to work out?
The kids were saying, Dad, you can get you can get.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yochi on Uber Eats or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
And I was like, Yochi, how are you going to get.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Soft saved yogurt or ice cream to the house without
it being just slop?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
That's that's a fair call, thanks mane, I said, no,
we went to you instead. Anyway, this guy got his
ten dollars twenty six for walking eighty meters to drop
the macros off.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well done, Tommy.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Could we could we see if we order a Mike
flurry now, Tommy, can we see the condition of it
when it gets here by the end of the show.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Or do you just want to a flurry?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Do?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah? I was going to say, we can just do that.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Tommy, would you want to do that?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah? Absolutely fries.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Order an oreo, Get one of the team meds to
order an oreo, make flurry, get it to live it
and we'll see what I dare say that kind of
ice cream would last. Isn't there a type of ice
cream that doesn't melt as much confectionery. Well, it's got
a lot of I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, good question. How good is soft? Well, you won't
get out of the cars that What.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Will the ice cream be? Like, we're crazy in here
on radio.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
We'll do anything, guys. The delivery seven minutes away?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Will it have melted by the time it makes it?
To piy him on and then we'll order some dumblings cold.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's awesome. Oh, it's going to be hours of entertainment
for this. I'll have a coffee while you're there.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
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