September 21, 2023 • 10 mins
Wippa reveals a list of common office icks so we reveal our office icks about Wippa. You won’t be surprised to hear that pretty much everything he does around the office is annoying and disgusting. Plus Kate reveals her shocking near death experience at a Teppanyaki restaurant of all places...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is busy and with.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's talk about its guys. Everybody has them in the workplace.
A couple of people here on this list fits have
actually said chewing with your mouth open. You've been guilty
of that in the past.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Are you an open mouth chewer?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You like to let everybody know that you're really enjoying it.
I don't like. I don't want to let everyone know.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I just enjoy my food.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You can enjoy your food with a mouth closed. I
mean some might say you enjoy your food more if
you chew with your mouth closed, because you're indicating to
other people when you chew with your mouth open that
you don't care if it falls out it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's true, you're risking your food.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You guys are just lucky that you don't witness the
well the annihilation that I have with scorched the hate
scorched armaments. I really suck the hell out of those, Kate,
and get down to the arm and before I start chewing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Some of the other ecks here were people that don't
put things back where they belong. No one replaces the
toilet paper someone else complained, and people not cleaning up
in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Is that at my house or at work?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, that's at work. The other one too is clicking
of pen, tapping on desk desks.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What about eating mints obsessively?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
That is not on the list, Tommy, And perhaps you
have an addiction to these certain mints. There are clips
and they're laxative, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You go to the toilet or have a look at
his desk now he has he doesn't even have them
in the packet because they make noise. Obviously during the
break he has them like lined up on the desk
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Okay, do you know what he does? He choos them.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He doesn't need a whole one, and then he leaves
it on the desk, so there's saliva on the desk.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You were being really critical of how my banana before,
Kate Richie, and.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You'd feel like that, have you never quite seen anything?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I didn't know you could snort banana?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Liz? Right?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Where's my banana? Hello?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Steve? What's your work? Play six? Steve? A couple of
years ago, I was working with a guy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
We're in an open playing office, and once a month
he'd sit there and he'd clipped his fingernails with one
of those metal nails with us.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Thause you can hear it as well. You get into
a bit of a rhythm too.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
There's like a click a one week Tom wrap up
of the week.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Steve's mate doing clippers.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Don't you do that at home in your bathroom?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Isn't that the general idea of you?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I think? So, I mean, keep that stuff primed.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Can we open it up to school? X? Not just work?
It's okay, what do you got? Well, we've got Christian
on the line. High Christian. Hello, what's your school? Leek?
What really gets you fired up? Christian?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Also every day when I go to when I come
to school, when I go into the playground, I'm playing
AFL for my friend.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
She's going to be the one kid who boots it
as hard as he can in the road.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Lenny's school, right, they have They didn't have this knit
for a while. And the ball that the kids would
kick the balls over the fence, and there was an
old lady that lived next door. She would make an
effort to in front of the kids to pop the
ball knife. Yeah, don't kick ball that was kicked over
the fence.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Gone off the ball? No more ball? What a rotten
old male?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh whoa destroying the kids playtime and education?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
To call people's name?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What was no name calling? What was for their first
the school or the lady?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, I don't know. The male should live underground, you
know what, you're on the noughties back of the class.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm just really protective of balls, Alex.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
What's your workplace here, Alex?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah? So my colleague who sit next to me, he's
got a gaming keyboard and it's the loudest thing ever.
When he types, it's just click clack, click clack, and
it's so sharp that even with headphones on, it just
cut straight through.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What's your work play, Melissa?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
The bodling noises that some people make and have absolutely no.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Like, what are you what about yawning? You know those
people that sit back in their child and they don't
even they don't even cover their mouth. I find that's
so upsetting while you're talking to them.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh wow, what sort of noises are you getting?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Melt Oh like the throat clearing.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
That I never do.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That is a massive throat.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Clearer, you know, like a FRIENDOM felt.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Really with Kate, we get in here. I don't mind
me saying Kate, we get a lot of I've got
another funny comming today. I think I should do it.
I think I should do Injuice Cleanse again because I've
got a funny tummy.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
To get that IBS check.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A funny cumming might have been one of the cat.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Gosh, you know what you.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
My cooking sound so sad, it's got too many what
are you talking like that?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's like the voice she puts on feel sorry for
me voice.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Funny and I do have a story for you, a
story from my life, which I don't do very often.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
But.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's my life. Got bono in the system, please.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh please, that's all be fun?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
What's going on with your crazy life? Actually?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh my goodness. That's why I don't talk about my
life is because it's not really fit for radio. But
this was a bit of fun the other night. This
was something that happened in my life. It's thank you
very much.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
John still paying the other members of the band away
and he takes all the money.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Went out Japanese food the other night. So we went
to our favorite Japanese in the area that I live
and it was absolutely lovely. May loves to eat Japanese food.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's not teaki, is it? It's not wurine.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
She does love that, and that's really good fun. I
feel like Teppanyaki is a bit like dinner in the
show Entertains the Kids.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Isn't it brilliant When you get home after the big
night out, you've had a couple of wines, you jump
into bed and then you feel like there's three pieces
of egg white that just fall out.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, you know what the last time I went to
Teppanaki on the on the Gold Coast, they now have
rules I think around wearing the nap can high up
on your chest because I'm guessing they're have beaten now
with you know, people complaining and suing for people's You
can't flick hot egg at somebody and scald them, I guess.
(06:56):
So it did take the fun out of it a bit.
Isn't that what you want? A bit of mess and
a bit of danger. That's why you know the flames
go up, oil on the.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Hot pan and taki on the Gold Coast. I mean,
you can't get more authentic than.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That, can you?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Usually some German guy, Oh no, I just want mate
fried Rice plays.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Anyway, We're sitting there at dinner, and we've got a
you know, the salmon party and the miso soup and this,
that and the other. And beside me there's a table
of two kids with their dad. And the two kids
were on the bench seat along the wall, which is
where May and I were sitting along along the wall
(07:40):
as well, and they were, you know, having a chat
with dad. I wasn't even paying them too much attention
because we were deep in our own conversation. Let me
just add, the restaurant is packed, and there is something
about me where I get a bit kind of anxious
or a bit nervous. And there's a lot of people.
(08:02):
But usually when I will go to a restaurant, I'll
sit facing away from the entire room, whereas on this night,
I'm thinking, no, you know what, Kate, you can do this.
You can sit on the bench seat and face the
restaurant anyway. So I'm sitting on the bench thinking I'm
rocking the confidence thing here. Well, before I know it,
out of nowhere. The painting, I actually took a photo
(08:25):
of it. It was a big, red, beautiful fish.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And people steal on their arm.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
If you get a sleeve on your arm, there's always
one of those fish well.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
They had to the to my left on the walls
behind the two kids that were sitting beside me, to
matching carp It's I one knew it was a seat
like coile loveray exactly to exactly so the two paintings
(08:54):
beside me on my left, just the one closest to me.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Obviously the key this.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Came out afterwards. It was the kid that did it,
picked the painting up and it just slid right down
the wall, on the wall that I was sitting on,
being brave and confident, and you know, in my own
cells hit me doink.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So hard, I've dropped a dot so.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Hard on the head that I like, it's so so hard.
So not only not only am I in a packed
restaurant dealing with my own like you know, vibe about
I don't want to draw attention to me sitting here.
I'm now and I try. You know that moment where
you think, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, it's no
(09:40):
big deal. I'm saying to the father beside me, it's
all good.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Good looking at you.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, And then I don't remember saying it, but I
think I might have dropped there because it's absolutely well
and truly hurt, which I think is the sentence I used.
And then I just proceeded to have a little cry
while everyone was watching me in the rest and into
my Miso soup.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And then the director went cut, Okay, everyoneunder the surf Club,
We're going to do the next show.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Visy and Wipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
dot com.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Jodd Au
It is busy and with.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's talk about its guys. Everybody has them in the workplace.
A couple of people here on this list fits have
actually said chewing with your mouth open. You've been guilty
of that in the past.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Are you an open mouth chewer?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You like to let everybody know that you're really enjoying it.
I don't like. I don't want to let everyone know.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I just enjoy my food.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You can enjoy your food with a mouth closed. I
mean some might say you enjoy your food more if
you chew with your mouth closed, because you're indicating to
other people when you chew with your mouth open that
you don't care if it falls out it anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's true, you're risking your food.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You guys are just lucky that you don't witness the
well the annihilation that I have with scorched the hate
scorched armaments. I really suck the hell out of those, Kate,
and get down to the arm and before I start chewing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Some of the other ecks here were people that don't
put things back where they belong. No one replaces the
toilet paper someone else complained, and people not cleaning up
in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Is that at my house or at work?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, that's at work. The other one too is clicking
of pen, tapping on desk desks.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What about eating mints obsessively?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
That is not on the list, Tommy, And perhaps you
have an addiction to these certain mints. There are clips
and they're laxative, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You go to the toilet or have a look at
his desk now he has he doesn't even have them
in the packet because they make noise. Obviously during the
break he has them like lined up on the desk
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Okay, do you know what he does? He choos them.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He doesn't need a whole one, and then he leaves
it on the desk, so there's saliva on the desk.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You were being really critical of how my banana before,
Kate Richie, and.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You'd feel like that, have you never quite seen anything?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I didn't know you could snort banana?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Liz? Right?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Where's my banana? Hello?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Steve? What's your work? Play six? Steve? A couple of
years ago, I was working with a guy.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
We're in an open playing office, and once a month
he'd sit there and he'd clipped his fingernails with one
of those metal nails with us.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Thause you can hear it as well. You get into
a bit of a rhythm too.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
There's like a click a one week Tom wrap up
of the week.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Steve's mate doing clippers.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Don't you do that at home in your bathroom?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Isn't that the general idea of you?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I think? So, I mean, keep that stuff primed.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Can we open it up to school? X? Not just work?
It's okay, what do you got? Well, we've got Christian
on the line. High Christian. Hello, what's your school? Leek?
What really gets you fired up? Christian?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Also every day when I go to when I come
to school, when I go into the playground, I'm playing
AFL for my friend.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
She's going to be the one kid who boots it
as hard as he can in the road.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Lenny's school, right, they have They didn't have this knit
for a while. And the ball that the kids would
kick the balls over the fence, and there was an
old lady that lived next door. She would make an
effort to in front of the kids to pop the
ball knife. Yeah, don't kick ball that was kicked over
the fence.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Gone off the ball? No more ball? What a rotten
old male?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh whoa destroying the kids playtime and education?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
To call people's name?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What was no name calling? What was for their first
the school or the lady?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, I don't know. The male should live underground, you
know what, you're on the noughties back of the class.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm just really protective of balls, Alex.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
What's your workplace here, Alex?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah? So my colleague who sit next to me, he's
got a gaming keyboard and it's the loudest thing ever.
When he types, it's just click clack, click clack, and
it's so sharp that even with headphones on, it just
cut straight through.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What's your work play, Melissa?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
The bodling noises that some people make and have absolutely no.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Like, what are you what about yawning? You know those
people that sit back in their child and they don't
even they don't even cover their mouth. I find that's
so upsetting while you're talking to them.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh wow, what sort of noises are you getting?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Melt Oh like the throat clearing.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
That I never do.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That is a massive throat.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Clearer, you know, like a FRIENDOM felt.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Really with Kate, we get in here. I don't mind
me saying Kate, we get a lot of I've got
another funny comming today. I think I should do it.
I think I should do Injuice Cleanse again because I've
got a funny tummy.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
To get that IBS check.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A funny cumming might have been one of the cat.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Gosh, you know what you.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
My cooking sound so sad, it's got too many what
are you talking like that?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's like the voice she puts on feel sorry for
me voice.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Funny and I do have a story for you, a
story from my life, which I don't do very often.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
But.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's my life. Got bono in the system, please.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh please, that's all be fun?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
What's going on with your crazy life? Actually?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh my goodness. That's why I don't talk about my
life is because it's not really fit for radio. But
this was a bit of fun the other night. This
was something that happened in my life. It's thank you
very much.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
John still paying the other members of the band away
and he takes all the money.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Went out Japanese food the other night. So we went
to our favorite Japanese in the area that I live
and it was absolutely lovely. May loves to eat Japanese food.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's not teaki, is it? It's not wurine.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
She does love that, and that's really good fun. I
feel like Teppanyaki is a bit like dinner in the
show Entertains the Kids.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Isn't it brilliant When you get home after the big
night out, you've had a couple of wines, you jump
into bed and then you feel like there's three pieces
of egg white that just fall out.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, you know what the last time I went to
Teppanaki on the on the Gold Coast, they now have
rules I think around wearing the nap can high up
on your chest because I'm guessing they're have beaten now
with you know, people complaining and suing for people's You
can't flick hot egg at somebody and scald them, I guess.
(06:56):
So it did take the fun out of it a bit.
Isn't that what you want? A bit of mess and
a bit of danger. That's why you know the flames
go up, oil on the.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Hot pan and taki on the Gold Coast. I mean,
you can't get more authentic than.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That, can you?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Usually some German guy, Oh no, I just want mate
fried Rice plays.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Anyway, We're sitting there at dinner, and we've got a
you know, the salmon party and the miso soup and this,
that and the other. And beside me there's a table
of two kids with their dad. And the two kids
were on the bench seat along the wall, which is
where May and I were sitting along along the wall
(07:40):
as well, and they were, you know, having a chat
with dad. I wasn't even paying them too much attention
because we were deep in our own conversation. Let me
just add, the restaurant is packed, and there is something
about me where I get a bit kind of anxious
or a bit nervous. And there's a lot of people.
(08:02):
But usually when I will go to a restaurant, I'll
sit facing away from the entire room, whereas on this night,
I'm thinking, no, you know what, Kate, you can do this.
You can sit on the bench seat and face the
restaurant anyway. So I'm sitting on the bench thinking I'm
rocking the confidence thing here. Well, before I know it,
out of nowhere. The painting, I actually took a photo
(08:25):
of it. It was a big, red, beautiful fish.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And people steal on their arm.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
If you get a sleeve on your arm, there's always
one of those fish well.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
They had to the to my left on the walls
behind the two kids that were sitting beside me, to
matching carp It's I one knew it was a seat
like coile loveray exactly to exactly so the two paintings
(08:54):
beside me on my left, just the one closest to me.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Obviously the key this.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Came out afterwards. It was the kid that did it,
picked the painting up and it just slid right down
the wall, on the wall that I was sitting on,
being brave and confident, and you know, in my own
cells hit me doink.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So hard, I've dropped a dot so.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Hard on the head that I like, it's so so hard.
So not only not only am I in a packed
restaurant dealing with my own like you know, vibe about
I don't want to draw attention to me sitting here.
I'm now and I try. You know that moment where
you think, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, it's no
(09:40):
big deal. I'm saying to the father beside me, it's
all good.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Good looking at you.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, And then I don't remember saying it, but I
think I might have dropped there because it's absolutely well
and truly hurt, which I think is the sentence I used.
And then I just proceeded to have a little cry
while everyone was watching me in the rest and into
my Miso soup.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And then the director went cut, Okay, everyoneunder the surf Club,
We're going to do the next show.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Visy and Wipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
For more great comedy shows like this, head to novapodcast
dot com.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Jodd Au
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