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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitting and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I tried to win Tuesday Fits for the very first time.
I wanted that pilarates with my wife. She'd been begging
me to. Oh, there's a photo of me on the screen.
Is they're looking extremely feminine and exhausted and not happy.
Do you know what that looks like? That looks like
the tennis shot that you had when you were fifteen?
Remember the tennis shot? Nothing's changed. I've got a pilates
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ball under my arm, which spent a lot of time
under my sweaty lower back and between my shoulder blades
because I rolled around. Can you get the polarate shot
Senator Chay who you want to? Can you also send
him the tennis shot from mere fifteen? You haven't changed
to be nothing's changed. You're notice in that photo two
fits that I was the only man in the class.
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Nothing wrong with that. I don't see gender in twenty
twenty five, to be honest. So I was going to pilate.
So I've got my own reformer at home. Yeah, we
do have a reformer at home. I don't think it's
ever been used. This was pilarates on the mat, so
Wednesday midday at Peaches is weights day. So yeah, I
just had one. It's called Peaches the Yegger Studios. What
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is it Pilardi Studio. So what does Peaches have to do?
I don't know. It's a name, mate, you go with it.
It's just a really nice setting. The music's pumping, the
girl up the front is like a machine. Yeah, Peaches.
Thanks Justin Bieber. So that's interesting. Okay, so you have
a bit of music to pilarates. I was down the
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front too, and I was sort of nervous in that photo.
See I'm wearing pairy loose shorts and Monday's had a
hole in them, so I was worried that as I
did a high leg lift, you might see, you know,
half my lunch box or something. Oh, Joss Crackers has
popped out for a mid morning snack. Can I just say,
when you're the only bloke in a pilates class, I
do find it quite creepy, do you?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sorry, mate, I'm focused on my body and my fitness.
It's a temple and I'm trying to get the best
when you start that process. Here was the issue, because
you know what it did cross my mind that I
was down there, go in there, and I didn't want
it to feel seedy at all. But I was running late.
So Lisa had saved Matt next to her. But everybody's
already in the down with dog and no not not
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to grout doing high leg lifts as I get in there,
and then I signaled to Lisa. So this was the
worst start. I signaled to Lisa from in there while
she's sort of down in the pilates post. I've got
to go to the dole, need to go to the torlet.
So she has to leave the class, come out and
gives me a key. Here's the thing. I go to
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the I know I'm running it. I'm five minutes late
for the polarates class. So I go to the toilet.
Says the girls, and then there's the guys. That says
male ambient or ambience. I never know what that word is. Ambulance.
What is that? It means you can walk? I thought
what it is, bludy, are you doing this again? Fellas ambience?
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I've never known what that word is. I look at
it and I try and read it every time, and
I go male ambient? Whatever? What is an ambulance? Ambulance?
Male ambulance to walk to walk. Yeah, right, okay. So
I'm standing outside the male ambulance door and there's the
female one. All right, here's where it went wrong. I'm
knocking on the men's nothing and then I think, okay,
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I'll just nick into the females, and I pushed the
door open. There's a female in there, and she goes,
I think you've got the wrong one. I went silly.
So I wait outside. Still no one coming out of
the men's and she then walks out of the ladies
and down the stairs. So I go, right, I'm going
straight into the ladies. So I go into the ladies,
shut the cubicle. Then I hear someone else come in.
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Now this has happened to me before. When I was
in San Susi and I stopped at the public toilet,
went in because I had a bad stomach, and then
a mother's meeting with prams gathered outside the ladies and
I had to walk out past all the mums after
destroying their bathrooms. I'll hold you up there, what are
you doing? I was lost.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I was doing it's nowhere near the eastern Where were
you on the way to silly?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Mate? They have some great cafes and beautiful beach scapes,
investment property, what are you talking about? So anyway, I'm
in the towidleter. I hear the lady come in, and
just just on a side note, it's amazing how the
female stream is a lot louder than the men's. It
is just a lot loud of them. Mister, I don't
see gender in twenty twenty five. Yeah, but we because
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whatever was coming out was happening really fast. So she
then got out of there, took off and I'd put
the key next to the sink.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
So she takes off out the door. I go to
get the key. The key's not there. She's locked the bathroom.
So I'm now in there trying to work out how
the hell to get out of here. Oh no, so
I'm able to twist the door handle. Another thing, I
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don't think I broke it, twisted enough to pull it
so to pull it so I could open the door.
So I've done five to ten minutes trying to get
out of the bathroom, panicking about another woman walking into
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Well, no you didn't. It didn't worry you the first
two times, and there were women in there. No, but
I didn't realize that there was a woman in there
to start with, and on the second time she followed
me and didn't know I was in there. So I'm
just trying to do it lesson. I'm trying to do
a quick way and get back to the pilates class.
So I'm now fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes out of the
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pilates class since the start that'd be shadowed with that.
So I walked into the only spare man in there.
Lisa looks at me. She thinks, once again, I've just
murdered the toilet. I said, you're not going to believe
what's happened to me. You're not going to believe what's happened,
And She's always why would you have done that here?
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Why would you have done that here? Why the instructor's
yelling at us? Rainbows with your legs? Raine, do you
know what rainbows are? Rainbows with your legs? Darryl and Cranala, Hello,
whipper whipper whipper. You will do anything to get out
of anything revolving around exercise, won't you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That is not like the most elaborate story.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I've ever heard to get out of exercise in my life. Well,
that is not true. I was so focused on Pilarates
and I'm back at Peaches Wednesday midday, bloody. I just
sleep in the car part on the mat. No, I
did not. I did the exercise and I'd like to
say that it's good to be part of Team Pilarts. Guys,
raise the glass for Team Pilarates. Are winning Wednesday? Or
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what you're with me? Sisters? Do you know what I
did do? Or when we left the class? I did
see the sisters? Oh God, don't want to gone down? Well,
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