Florida man stories

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll actually be in for Dana lash tonight on The
Dana Show, which airs from nine o'clock to eleven.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'll be on it nationally, not just here in Indianapolis.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Not trying to brag, but I want to preview that
by giving you some of the Florida Man stories, a
unique segment she does every day on her show that
is hilarious. So this is a preview of what's coming
up on The Dana Show later today. Here in Indianapolis
and all throughout the country. There's several crazy Florida Man
stories out there. First, a Florida man robbed a grocery

(00:29):
store convenience store to the tune of seven thousand dollars
of lottery scratch offs. That's the part that sounds like
something you might see somewhere else. The part that makes
it a Florida story is he went back to the
same place to get paid on the winners. So he
stole seven thousand dollars a lotto tickets. I left the

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convenience store, went home and scratched them. I guess which
is the wrong way to play scratchers. You just got
to go to a place where you can scan the
code and redeem. You don't actually have to go to
a place where you scratch them all. That's a terrible
way to play that. But anyway, when he found out
he wont some stuff, he went back. He's like, hey,
I don't know if you remember me. I may or
may not have stole some of these. I'd really like

(01:10):
to have the prizes now. And then you got arrested.
That's the part where he made the Florida man mistake
that I really love. A naked Florida man was chasing
around Walmart workers inside the grocery store and in the
parking lot. He was then found agitated and paranoid in
the woods around the Walmart. This happened in Lake City
in Florida. Yeah, every part of that checked out when

(01:33):
I read through that story that CBS News had actually
reported on out of Miami. How you saying to yourself, Yeah,
if you're a dude who's naked around a Walmart and
crazy and you know, falling around workers and then eventually
you disappear, the most likely place you're going to find
that guy is alone in the woods, agitated and paranoid.
All that makes sense. Really a crazy story. A Florida

(01:55):
man stole a woman's purse. This happened just a little
while ago, just a few days ago. And the crazy
part about it, I guess the reason that this becomes
a Florida story too. The woman had a one month
old kitten inside of her purse, so it wasn't the
dog move, you had a cat move. The kitten wound
up being recovered and is fine. The purse is fine.

(02:16):
The guy got arrested. But nonetheless, the thing that makes
you feel weird after you steal the purse of someone
and you look in it is it doesn't have any money.
It's got a little baby cats, a little adorable kitten
inside the purse. Dogs are better than cats, by the way.
But nonetheless I thought this was funny. And then eventually,
maybe for that reason, you choose to return the thing.
But a guy got caught doing something uniquely stupid, and

(02:37):
a woman has a uniquely odd thing having a little
baby animal inside the purse that screams Florida to me too.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Two more, This story is about a mother and father
who decided they didn't want their sixteen year old teenager anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And look, I get it.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
If you're a parent and you're going through the teenage
years with especially with a male, with a young boy,
it becomes more difficult sometimes.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
But this is something you can't do and they chose
to do it.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
They left a sixteen year old on the side of
the road with quote a bag of guns and a
wat of cash and told him to fend for himself.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Uniquely Florida in the decision.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Making that kid hopefully is with a much safer family now,
bag of guns, wat of cash, You'll be okay, son.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Feels like a weird way to have a weekend.