Foreigner ask to be Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding band

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Foreigner wants to play Taylor Swift's wedding.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, they put an announcement up on Instagram and they said,
we've been learning what love is for forty years and
now Taylor and Travis have to please accept this as
our formal offer to be your wedding band.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Okay, So my question is because there was something I
saw a while ago that foreigner was doing the decent
thing and getting the legitimate band back together, that being
Lou Graham the singer, and then Mick Jones sort of
the orchestra architect, much like a Jimmy Page and Robert
Plant with Led Zeppelin. Because they've had this pretend band
for many years. So I don't remember what the guy's

(00:38):
name is that pretended to be Lou Graham, And so
my question is what the first thing I don't want
to know, is this like legitimate foreigner with Lou Graham
and Mick Jones or is this pretend foreigner with the
with the imitator Lou Graham guy singing the songs.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Doesn't say, but they're definitely shooting their shot right. They're saying,
we're available.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well, let's pretend it is the legitimate foreigner with Lou
Graham on the vocals. Yeah, that's what Taylor Swift wants.
A bunch of dudes in their seventies who haven't had
a hit in forty years?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Would they haven't had a hit since she's been alive.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean right, that's what I just say.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
That music predates her.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, So is this a legitimate offer?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm sure they would if Taylor and Travis said, yeah,
I come on down and play.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
But I think this was more them trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Use Taylor and Travis's publicity to kind of latch on.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
There's no chance. There's no chance it would actually happen.
They're just putting the offer out there because people like
TMZ are doing articles on it, so it's good publicity
for them.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
The other thing, I don't hear a lot of people
talking about their wedding and who's going.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
To be there, where's it going to be. I don't
think people are really engaged in the wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I've seen more people talking about will Taylor Swift be
playing at the Super Bowl this year?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, I think it's will Taylor Swift actually have a wedding?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Because will it actually happens?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm not. I'm convinced the ultimate thing for her career
would be because her fortune has been made off of
I date the same sort of skeezy skeezy guy and
then that guy does the thing that everybody knew he
was gonna do, or behaved in a manner that everybody knew,
and yet I make a gajillion dollars writing an album
about how is everybody's fault but mine?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
But doesn't Travis Kelsey break that mold?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, he's an insufferable You've seen like mister give me
ninety three COVID shots.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, Like, no, he's not a Hollywood actor. He's not
in the music business as the.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Things she always wanted to be, which is the whole
song that first song Your Name Captain and I'm on
the But but I'm convinced at this point it could
be just bear with me, right, Yeah, wouldn't that be
the ultimo? If the boyfriend break up album sold this
many albums? How much would the fiance break up? How
many would that sell?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Right? Yeah, I'm just saying once her whole.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Bit business plan is going to go up in smoke,
and look, I have a track record with this, I
have My hero is Bruce Springsteen. He wrote all those
awesome albums about working on cars and chasing after chicks,
and then once he got married, what happened.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
He's stunk.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
He went through about fifteen years of being awful, and
that's what's gonna happen to her. She won't be the
victim anymore. The whole business plan's going to go up
and smoke, and people are gonna be like, just like
we were with Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I want to hear about your inner pain because I
have entertain