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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. I know you got big plans for this segment,
but before we get into it, I heard a promo
Cats is doing something at kill Roy's in Broad Ripple.
How did Cats get chosen to do something at kill
Roy's and Broad Ripple rather than Yeah, that's right, it's
Kelly Casey's show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm Rob Merrit's in for Casey. Jason Hammer, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That should have been you, because like you still go
to these types of places, even though you're way too
old to be there. You still try to say hello
fellow kids and walk into set establishments.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've drank way too much at these places. I've dated
people who have worked at these places. I've checked all
the boxes and being the host that should go to
these places.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Just think twenty years from now, Olivia is going to
be in these places.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Is not going to be in anything places, Jim Marrett,
She's gonna be locked.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
In her room. This sounds familiar.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You know what I thought was really entertaining was a
couple of segments ago. You guys just giving each other crap.
You know, Rob's giving you crap on your voting record.
You're giving it right because of how unlikable and fugly
he is.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So I wanted to continue this because I think this
is what the people want.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Here, in just a moment, I'm gonna put thirty seconds
of the clock. It's a clock with a buzzer at
the end. That's exactly thirty seconds. Uh, mister Merritt, do
you believe you could roast Rob Kendall for thirty seconds NonStop?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
He is a limited material. Yes, no way.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
He's too nice. There's no way he can do it.
He's too nice. I don't believe he can do it.
Let's find out. All right, here we go, when we
start the clock. Begin, Okay, Kevin, hit it.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Rob? You have no friends, Yeah, you've got Rob.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
You've got fake hair, yes, go go Rob? You you
you really have no life other than well you're a
terrible dad, Yes, horrible dad.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Hand macmc and cheese. Your mother dresses you funny? Yes, yes, right.
And that wasn't bad.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That was good. That was much meaner than I thought
you had in you.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I've never seen him get angry. I do like Ned Flanders.
I've never seen him get angry.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Ever, you know, customer, you know when we had my
I've got a son and two daughters, and we had
either girlfriends or boyfriends come through the house, and we
had Dad's word lists, and uh, it's words that you
just don't say in our household. And if somebody wanted
a copy of the word list to make sure they
didn't say it. If you think it and you think
(02:36):
it's on the list, don't say it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah. It was like, shucks, you want to give that
a shot?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I bet you could do.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, Well, I was going to give you dealer's choice, okay,
because I was gonna let you do it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
But you can pick your opponent.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It can either be ripping on Merrit for thirty seconds
or ripping on me for thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh I'm going to take Merit.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh you okay, you got a lot Hammer's fat.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I just gave you the green light to rip on
Rob all right, So you're going to do Jim Merritt.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Just remember I love you, Jim.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right. I should have put that in front mine too.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Kevin hit it, Jim. Your campaign for mayor was a disaster.
I've never seen a weaker operation.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're a weaker candidate.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You were awful as a senator, all the tax increases
have screwed so many people and riff Ra, what the
hell are.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You guys thinking with that?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Let's go, Jim, I can't believe you ever thought you
would be governor someday and Jim on behalf of hoogiers everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Thanks for absolutely nothing. I thought you're going to say,
I suck.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Like I could listen to a full show of this
back you guys like the two old muppets right now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's better than being in the in the balcony with
those two old men.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
All right, So you were on the earlier today. I
heard you competing against us. Thanks for doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
By the way, well somebody's got to bring some revenue
into this chilling So you go on our.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Sister station, the Fan, the sports talk station every Thursday.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Right yes, and promoting the Degenerates Nextdoor podcast, and we
talk a little Thursday night football. Now tonight we've got
a couple old dudes in the spotlight, Aaron Rodger and
Joe Flacco. And I made the comparison on the fan
this morning that tonight for Joe Flacco, I'm calling this
the old guy at the Bachelor party game. Now here's
(04:35):
what I mean by this, follow me here. When you're
at a bachelor party, like you think it's you and
your buddies and maybe your frat bros friends from high school,
you guys are going to be the ones getting crazy.
But the real reality is anybody that's been to a
bachelor party knows it's the dads.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's the uncles.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
They're the ones.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Getting loose because it's their night out. They don't go
out as much as you guys do, so they're buying
the drink, they're buying the shots, they're doing the dances
like this is their night out. So they're the ones
you want to hang out with, which brings me to
Joe Flacco tonight. Joey Flax probably didn't think he'd be
in this position, right. He was going to be a
backup or maybe out of the league. But here he
(05:16):
is tonight, starting at home on national television. This is
the old guy at the bachelor party. He's not going
to have many more opportunities. This is his night out,
so he's going to try to put on a show
and keep.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
An eye on some points. Tonight, maryn throw it around
the yard, Merritt. You ever got super liquored up in
public before. Never never what I thought it was. In truth,
I thought you were going to say, is Dad's weekend?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And I you.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Same same philosophy. Yes, I can see that now.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I would ask this to Nigel, but we all know
the answer. It's last week post forty. You ever gotten
drank more than.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You than you? Last week?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I had a designated driver for the Coaches Tavern show
and let's just say that the coupon lady was not
real happy with me.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh what does she give you? You're embarrassing your family.
I don't ever want to see you get that drunk again.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like I got these speech where the teeth are clinched,
but you can still hear words coming out.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What is wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And the impressive thing is she said that to you
your twenty, in your thirties and now your forties.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It over and over.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm just trying to be consistent. That's what this marriage
is based off of the consistency. What are you doing
this afternoon? What's going on? We've got the biggest stories
in Indie. The dude Jim is going to be my
co host this afternoon, and you're gonna come by and
go off.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
The rails, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
James Briggs from the Indies Star I got to join
us next. He's got a great column about how much
hawk Set sucks when it comes to Thomas cal Cook suck.
Let's Go Baby ninety three WBC
All right. I know you got big plans for this segment,
but before we get into it, I heard a promo
Cats is doing something at kill Roy's in Broad Ripple.
How did Cats get chosen to do something at kill
Roy's and Broad Ripple rather than Yeah, that's right, it's
Kelly Casey's show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm Rob Merrit's in for Casey. Jason Hammer, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That should have been you, because like you still go
to these types of places, even though you're way too
old to be there. You still try to say hello
fellow kids and walk into set establishments.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've drank way too much at these places. I've dated
people who have worked at these places. I've checked all
the boxes and being the host that should go to
these places.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Just think twenty years from now, Olivia is going to
be in these places.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Is not going to be in anything places, Jim Marrett,
She's gonna be locked.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
In her room. This sounds familiar.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
You know what I thought was really entertaining was a
couple of segments ago. You guys just giving each other crap.
You know, Rob's giving you crap on your voting record.
You're giving it right because of how unlikable and fugly
he is.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So I wanted to continue this because I think this
is what the people want.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Here, in just a moment, I'm gonna put thirty seconds
of the clock. It's a clock with a buzzer at
the end. That's exactly thirty seconds. Uh, mister Merritt, do
you believe you could roast Rob Kendall for thirty seconds NonStop?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
He is a limited material. Yes, no way.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
He's too nice. There's no way he can do it.
He's too nice. I don't believe he can do it.
Let's find out. All right, here we go, when we
start the clock. Begin, Okay, Kevin, hit it.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Rob? You have no friends, Yeah, you've got Rob.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
You've got fake hair, yes, go go Rob? You you
you really have no life other than well you're a
terrible dad, Yes, horrible dad.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Hand macmc and cheese. Your mother dresses you funny? Yes, yes, right.
And that wasn't bad.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That was good. That was much meaner than I thought
you had in you.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I've never seen him get angry. I do like Ned Flanders.
I've never seen him get angry.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Ever, you know, customer, you know when we had my
I've got a son and two daughters, and we had
either girlfriends or boyfriends come through the house, and we
had Dad's word lists, and uh, it's words that you
just don't say in our household. And if somebody wanted
a copy of the word list to make sure they
didn't say it. If you think it and you think
(02:36):
it's on the list, don't say it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah. It was like, shucks, you want to give that
a shot?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I bet you could do.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, Well, I was going to give you dealer's choice, okay,
because I was gonna let you do it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
But you can pick your opponent.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It can either be ripping on Merrit for thirty seconds
or ripping on me for thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh I'm going to take Merit.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh you okay, you got a lot Hammer's fat.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I just gave you the green light to rip on
Rob all right, So you're going to do Jim Merritt.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Just remember I love you, Jim.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right. I should have put that in front mine too.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Kevin hit it, Jim. Your campaign for mayor was a disaster.
I've never seen a weaker operation.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're a weaker candidate.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You were awful as a senator, all the tax increases
have screwed so many people and riff Ra, what the
hell are.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You guys thinking with that?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Let's go, Jim, I can't believe you ever thought you
would be governor someday and Jim on behalf of hoogiers everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Thanks for absolutely nothing. I thought you're going to say,
I suck.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Like I could listen to a full show of this
back you guys like the two old muppets right now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It's better than being in the in the balcony with
those two old men.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
All right, So you were on the earlier today. I
heard you competing against us. Thanks for doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
By the way, well somebody's got to bring some revenue
into this chilling So you go on our.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Sister station, the Fan, the sports talk station every Thursday.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Right yes, and promoting the Degenerates Nextdoor podcast, and we
talk a little Thursday night football. Now tonight we've got
a couple old dudes in the spotlight, Aaron Rodger and
Joe Flacco. And I made the comparison on the fan
this morning that tonight for Joe Flacco, I'm calling this
the old guy at the Bachelor party game. Now here's
(04:35):
what I mean by this, follow me here. When you're
at a bachelor party, like you think it's you and
your buddies and maybe your frat bros friends from high school,
you guys are going to be the ones getting crazy.
But the real reality is anybody that's been to a
bachelor party knows it's the dads.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's the uncles.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
They're the ones.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Getting loose because it's their night out. They don't go
out as much as you guys do, so they're buying
the drink, they're buying the shots, they're doing the dances
like this is their night out. So they're the ones
you want to hang out with, which brings me to
Joe Flacco tonight. Joey Flax probably didn't think he'd be
in this position, right. He was going to be a
backup or maybe out of the league. But here he
(05:16):
is tonight, starting at home on national television. This is
the old guy at the bachelor party. He's not going
to have many more opportunities. This is his night out,
so he's going to try to put on a show
and keep.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
An eye on some points. Tonight, maryn throw it around
the yard, Merritt. You ever got super liquored up in
public before. Never never what I thought it was. In truth,
I thought you were going to say, is Dad's weekend?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And I you.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Same same philosophy. Yes, I can see that now.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I would ask this to Nigel, but we all know
the answer. It's last week post forty. You ever gotten
drank more than.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You than you? Last week?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I had a designated driver for the Coaches Tavern show
and let's just say that the coupon lady was not
real happy with me.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh what does she give you? You're embarrassing your family.
I don't ever want to see you get that drunk again.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Like I got these speech where the teeth are clinched,
but you can still hear words coming out.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What is wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And the impressive thing is she said that to you
your twenty, in your thirties and now your forties.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It over and over.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm just trying to be consistent. That's what this marriage
is based off of the consistency. What are you doing
this afternoon? What's going on? We've got the biggest stories
in Indie. The dude Jim is going to be my
co host this afternoon, and you're gonna come by and
go off.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
The rails, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
James Briggs from the Indies Star I got to join
us next. He's got a great column about how much
hawk Set sucks when it comes to Thomas cal Cook suck.
Let's Go Baby ninety three WBC
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