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Speaker 1 (00:05):
So some guy who's older than me, a lot older
than me, maybe about to play for the Colts.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Philip Rivers baby worked out for the Colts last night,
had an individual workout, and from all the reports it
sounds like it went really well. Now the Colts are
kind of in dire straits here because you got Danny Dimes,
who's out for the year maybe parts of next year.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You're Jason Hammer, by the way, from the Hammer of
Nigel show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's my fault.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I didn't introduce show.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Finally, so the backup kid, the Notre Dame rookie Riley
Leonard got banged up, his knees injured, so he might.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Play, might not this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Anthony Richardson had a self induced eye injury pregame stretching
up band about a month ago.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's fact.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's that guy's entire time here in one sentence, summed up.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So the only other player they have is like a
practice team guy, Brett Rippen. So the Colts are like,
screw it, call old man Rivers. I think he still
wants to play.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No was he in the Hall of Fame? No?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No, but he I believe he was eligible to be
eligible next year.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
If that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, but if he comes back this year, you're gonna
reset the glocke.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Why would he reset that whole clock to play for
like five games?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Want to do this, dudes? It loves it. He light
he quit. I think there wasn't a spot for him.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And he's like, you know what, all right, I'll just
I'll go coach football, because he was coaching high school
football for a while. But everybody's laughing at the Colts.
I can't believe you're doing this. He's a grandpa, he's
forty four.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
But think about it this way.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
If you're in this position, would you rather have Philip
Rivers or.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Geno Smith that the Raiders have?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Would you rather have Philip Rivers off the scrap heap
or whoever the Saints are limping to the finish line with? Yeah,
would you rather have Philip Rivers now out of the
retirement home, or whoever the Jets are throwing out there,
whether that's justin Fields or Tyrod Taylor who was injured.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I believe Yeah. And you're players. You're running back, so
you can lean heavily on him.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Right, You've got a.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good tight end so you can dink and dunk.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
If you have to. I mean, it's not ideal.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But you know, for those saying I can't believe this,
there are worse quarterbacks in the league right now than
Philip Rivers is I promise you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I love that. He's three years older than me, is
pondering a comeback to the NFL.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
His oldest son is older than Riley Leonard. Yeah, the
Colts quarterback who might start this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, that's that's wild.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I know you wanted to get into the parking lot etiquette.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I've talked about this before, but so our parking garage
here at the building, it's down to like one level
because everything's breaking around here. They're kicking us out. Fine,
So I'm trying to find a spot. There's a young
lady that's leaving and she like kind of like waves
at me.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's like, all right, cool, she gets in her car.
I'm going to take her spot.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
She gets in her car and then proceeds to text
for a couple of minutes and sits there for a
few more minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's like five minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm just sitting there like if you know, oh, somebody
is trying to come to work and take your spot.
I don't think it's asking too much to get your
fat ass out of the garage. Yeah, you're being an
a hole because you know that person. It's not like
you need the spot.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's like I was just getting out here to get
a bag and I can go back in to work.
You're leaving, You're going somewhere, right.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm willing to bet this is the same woman that
takes forever getting off the airplane. Like if you're ever
in a situation where she's sitting up front, like she
reaches up to get the overhead.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Men, and then she'll stretch and.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
She'll look at her phone and for some reason, it
takes her five minutes to grab her luggage and get off.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
These are the same type of people.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, she acknowledged you, she knew you were there. Yes,
gave you the wave. You know, I slowed down. I
kind of like pointed to the spot, and she's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
I'll give it to you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Sure. So I believe this is a woman that hates me.
So that's fun.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But come on, man, there's etiquette here.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Like even the people I don't like in this building.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Hey, if you're trying to come to work and make
some money.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I ain't mad at you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I will back out, get out of the way. I
can get on my phone later on.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, I'm with you on that. You are in the right.
You have clearly established you're looking for that spot. She
has acknowledged that she saw you, and you would obviously
want that spot versus.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And it wasn't as if I were rushing, you know,
like giving her the hurry it up. I sat there
for minutes and I could see she's on her phone.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And I'm surprised she was.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
On her phone down there in that level because I
can't never get a signal down there.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's hit and miss.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, Nadie, that's what was holding her up.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I need to thank you. Yesterday I hopped on with
you guys after leaving the State House when I was
there for nine hours, and then you gifted me some
Saint almost shrimp cocktail, so it was gonna be nice
and give it to my wife. I tried to give
it to her and she's like, I'm not hungry. That's
the best meal I've had in probably three years.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
We knew you needed something other than Arby's, so our
friends that she was Colinarios.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
The G cards are available. They're a proud sponsor of
Hammer and Nigel.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I want to say thank you for they brought some
goodies and we hooked up poor little Timmy over here
for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What's come out this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Call a roulette, right, I have.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
No idea what people want to talk about today. Could
be the changing of the maps, could be old man rivers.
Could be a little song, little dance, a little selter
down your pants.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Open it up.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Thanks Hammer. It is Kendall and Casey on ninety three
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