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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Alright, so he has an update on a topic that
Jerry and I delved into earlier. It's Kendll and Casey Show.
I'm Rob Jerry Lopez in for Casey Jason Hammer. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, So you guys were talking about how Spanglish went
to the gas station to get a big fountain beverage
and they didn't have straws. Yes, so I feel like
this is kind of my wheelhouse here. I am a
convenience store Officionado. I think it's a little ridiculous. I
do not have an endorsement with get Go or wah
wah or Speedway or somebody. I'm more than happy to
(00:32):
be your huckleberry because I go to these places. But
what I have found, and maybe this is my side
of town. I don't live in fancy schmancy Noblesville or
Brownsburg record you guys, Yes, I'm a Marion County bit
to my house, very fancy. But it seems like they've
taken the straws away from the fountain machine and they
put them up by where you check out the pay
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Because I've been told by one of the clerks drug
addicts come in and just grab straws by the hand
and just take them back for various drug activities. So
I would assume that means snorting stuff. But I also
don't know enough about drug use. I'm sure there's probably
other things.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now you you have been associates in roommates, et cetera,
with people who would know about that, but you personally
don't know, right.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I used to live in a house, but cop Rob
with some of them.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
He's gonna tell you the story of the air before.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I lived with six other roommates, and I was like
the choir boy out of that group, right, And I
did some living back in the day. But I'd come
home from class one day and these are the type
of dudes that would be cooking drugs. I don't know
how you do that, right, Something you would see like
Loak Dog doing and don't be a man. Yeah he's
got the chef's like, yeah, they're making stuff I've never
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heard of before.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Jerry ever done a drug that would require a straw
of any sort.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And I can either confirm nor to deny the existence
of anything that requires a straw. But no, I mean,
I don't know why you would go to a gas
station and grab a handful of straws.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
If that's what you were doing with.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
These bums though. That would take them. Then they take
them back to their bum community and.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Trade your straws out for things that I get. I
almost had to drive all the way to Wisconsin just
to grab a straw. It was the dumbest thing in
the world.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
By the way, did you see that they're not tearing
down the Fountain Square homeless camp? Now that's gonna stay up.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
There's more there now than there was before. The Come
to Jesus letter bum community made me think of that.
I hain't written straws now. They get all Jerry straws
over there right now.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm on my way Fountain Square.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You were fascinated with another story we did earlier about
the lady who's making money trying to get men to
She's hired by women to try to get their boyfriends
or husbands or whatever to cheat on them with her.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So it's the Smoking Hot Smoke Show. Chick looks like
some sort of AI Instagram model all much. She's real,
but she's real and her job is to go out
and try to bang your husband or bang your boyfriend. Right,
That's what she.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Gets paid to because if you can resist her the
there is you could resist any woman if you can
say no to her, right.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So, and I heard you talking about how maybe maybe
we should put Jerry out there to do this. Maybe
you know, we'll find out what ladies are cheating or not.
And then the genius panel turned on inside my head.
What if we had a whole WIBC branch of that.
Oh so, ladies, if you've ever you know, wondered what
it would be like to have a romantic encounter with
Tony Kat's can you imagine you hear a knock on
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the door and he's dressed like Deuce Bigelow, you know,
he's got the flowers, the shirt's unbuttoned, and it's Tony
Katz and he's ready to take your girl out, maybe
for a night of poundtown, like and maybe it's Rob Kendall,
you know, maybe Rob shows up at the door. And
I asked Crystal about this earlier, the coupon lady, and
I said, Hey, would you be okay if I volunteered
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my surfaces? She was like, just be home in time
to cut the grass.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I kind of get the oppressions. Just you'll be on
top of somebody else for a change.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I'm I mean, it's it's ridiculous that we live in
a world where this exists. But this, if you're this lady,
it's like she's not doing anything. She's just probably sitting
at home in her pajamas because you know, she's not
dressed the way she has in those photos, and yet
she's getting the great gin and it's more acceptable than
only fans.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, Like, I'm not mad at this woman at all.
That's like the dream job. She's going to make six
figures going around banging other people.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
We don't even going that far, just flirting.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She doesn't even show up. Today's setting up doesn't have
to go that far. But I mean, once you get
to the point of no return, why are you going
to turn back?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, i mean look at that, Like, like we said, though,
shouldn't the red flag be unless your wallet is the
size of a musk or a bezos or whatever. This
woman's not gonna have any interest in you, shouldn't you
If you have an IQ above seven, shouldn't there be
a giant red flag? Why is this person talking to me?
Point of order?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
We've all been to a gentleman's club at some point
in our life and we've all got that one friend
that thought the stripper was into it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I got news.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I have a friend that married one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The stripper's not into you.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, she's servis from the service.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Did that go?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
They got divorced, but and she cleaned him out. Oh yeah,
yes she was. She pretty much as into some strip
club by the army base. She knew what the deal was.
Let me grabble these gis in it's game up.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah. I knew a guy. I wouldn't exactly say it
was a friend, but I knew a guy who engaged
in a I guess you'd call it a relate or
in his mind, it was a relationship with someone in
the dancing industry. And once the money was gone, she
disappeared and he was like, all just broken up about it,
and it was like, that's what she do, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Like I taught my kids at thirteen, when you go
to the strip club, listen, they're not into you. Like
this is lessons you can take when you get your
first fake ID like I did, and you start going
to these joints they're not into you. Go there and
have a good time, but they're not into you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I had a friend who for years ran various known
dancing institutions here in the Greater Indian Apples area, and
he used to say the girls who made the most
money were not the best looking ones or the best dancers,
the ones who could sit there and talk to these guys,
because that's what they were paying for.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Low key. I love how like Rob is like the
conservative you're the way he's worded. That's why he's got
a friend that's done everything. I could talk about some
guy that chopped off three heads. I once had a
friend that may or may not chopped off three people's heads.
But Rob knows everybody that's done something shady. Yeah, and uh,
you know, it's just it's what I do. Robin is
shady friends.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Here, my wife, no, I bet you're going out with
your shady friends again.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
All right, Hey, what's coming up this afternoon? IMPD Chief
Chris Bailey will join us. We'll talk Indiana, Nazis and
some other stuff. Uh, Monday Gun Day with Guy Ralford
and biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's Kettle Casey Show ninety three WIBC
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Near a fumbl