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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Jesse's gonna take too long to get to the book.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Rob starts dancing because you're like a pretty young dude,
but you dance like Rodney Dangerfield and caddy.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We need to do another wedding where we get robbed
out on the dance floor.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We you and I were. That's Jason Hammer by the way,
from the Hammer and Nigel show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You and I were, let's dance.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You and I were texting last year we went to
that wedding. We said, look, we've been doing weddings for years.
You obviously more than I, but sometimes I was your
evil assistant wedding DJ. Yeah, as a wedding DJ. And
we said, we just want to go to a wedding.
Invite us to your wedding and we'll try to come.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We're just gonna hang out, right, We're gonna bring a gift, yeah,
but you know, we want to eat your food, drink
your booze, and mingle with everybody and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And we went to a wedding. Where was that It
was on the state line. Somewhere was a green Where
was it that we went the state close to the
state line.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You guys had a good time. We had a good time.
Even know where you were, well, I kept trying to remember.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I go so many places.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Right, there's the day of the IU Michigan football games, right,
and they have the game on the screen somewhere facility.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you said you'd like to do
that again this year.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I think it'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So if you are having a wedding coming up sometime
in the near future, I know my saturdays, I've got.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
A couple of weekends where I'm traveling. But Rob never
does anything.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So if you have a wedding coming up in even
September or October, and you'd like Rob and I in casey,
if you want to come to to crash your wedding,
we will bring a gift, but we're going to do
all the wedding stuff. Yeah, we're gonna talk to everybody,
or get on.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The dance floor. Probab might even mix some drinks.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And working I will drink a mixed drink.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
But they asked you to be Hey, Rob, come back
here and make a drink for us. You wouldn't do
it for then you got to give them a gift
and make d at the bar.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yes, that seems like nothing in my favor, which is
how every entanglement I get in with you usually ends
up us. I paint you you moron, what are you
talking about. I did a lot of work for that money.
I did a lot of work for the money. Yeah,
I really did nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Rob's here right support.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But if you got a wedding coming up on a
Saturday in October or September, and they're big IBC fans, yeah,
and you want us to just come by hang out
and bs, we be open to it. So send me
an email and we'll look at the dates that if
we can coordinate something, we'll make it work. Hammer and
Nigel at WIBC dot com.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
All right, very good. Okay, football starts tonight. NFL football starts, Yes,
it is on. We got the NFL season back tonight.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
We will have a new gambling podcast coming out right
around one o'clock this afternoon. It's the NFI of the
Degenerates next Door. Anywhere you get your podcasts. I know
that's like the thing you have to say, right, but
it's available anywhere. Yeah, anywhere you get a podcast, subscribe
Degenerates next Door. Rob and I we crunch the numbers,
(03:14):
we use AI math, We get everything together, and we
also work with two professional gamblers and we make them
give you free plays.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So our game of the week this week, by the
way that everybody's picking, is the big one, the Sunday Night.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Game, right, Yes, the Ravens at the Bills.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Ravens at the Bills.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
We always make our game of the week the biggest
game and a game people actually want to watch.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's right. And then you and I will take an
additional game. You're mister Thursday Night. I'm mister Monday Night.
I get the joy of the Bears and the Vikings.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hey, thanks for that, listen.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I don't want to give too many things away, but
had that not been the Monday game, it would have
been one that I would play.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, so I basically stole your bet.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Fine, it's fine. I've got action tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Big points, bread, Cowboys are getting eight and a half
at Philadelphia, a lot of points taking on the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Lot of points. Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But I will have a play on that and a
couple of different prop bets that you can make tonight
as well.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And when we drop the new podcast, all.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Your favorite segments are back, we will do the prop shop.
Mister Monday Night, Our professionals are each going to pick
the game of the week and a game of their choosing,
and again follow it on the Twitter accounts. We're trying
to grow that out a little bit. So if you
have Twitter x whatever you want to call it, at gambling.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Stuff, yeah, and think about Look, I've always reasoned sports
betting like this, if you got some self control, now
you have no self control now that if you're in
the zera, the other two guys, the pros have no
self control either. But for people like me, Let's say
you bet five bucks. Yeah, where else are you getting
even if you lose three hours of entertainment for five bucks?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I mean if you do two college games, two pro games,
that's twelve hours of entertainment. The max you can out
of twenty bucks. If you lost all your bets, if you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Had the worst gambling day ever, you're out twenty bucks.
If you bet like Rob, Now, if you bet like me,
you may be out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
More than no risk, no reward.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Right, it's your wife ever gotten angry at you for
losing a bet? Have you ever bet so much that
she got angry at you?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's cute when new married people try to get me
a lecture. Rob, You're gonna learn this as you get older.
It's about leverage, right. I'm willing to let all of
these Amazon purchases come to my house, all of these
trips to the spa in the nail place. I say,
go ahead, look beautiful by your stuff. But I don't
(05:39):
want to hear a single word when I'm betting on
Western Kentucky and Toledo this week, because that's the guy
with the guy with the name, right, Maverick mcgiver.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
He's the quarterback of Western Kentucky. Good name, that's a
strong It's.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Like a Homer Simpson name when he was choosing someone
an anonymous.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Name, Max Power.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Maverick mcguiver. What an awesome to be a college quarterback? Like,
if you can't get chicks with that type of name
on campus, or if you can't get it done, there's
no hope for the rest of us, and that dude
can't get it done.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, you know that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You make an interesting point because life like what a
head start in life you get if you get a
cool name, now you gets stuck with you know, Thurston
Howe or.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Hugh Janis Harrison way right, I was high.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
School class president, and I used to have to go
to all these like events, you know, back in the day.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think he was from Warren Central, the kid that
was in charge of their student council. Swear to God.
Last name Whacker, first name Pete, oh boy o way
oh yeah. And if you go by the full name,
he becomes Peter. Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Last name so bad he can't even say it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm afraid to. I've been talking to a few times.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
What are we doing this afternoon?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hey, you're gonna come by and go off the rails.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You went on like a tweet storm last night against governor.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Were you drunk?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
There was like one right after the other, Like like
I do that all the time. Now that's some big
deal to you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
No, I just noticed it last night, Like I didn't
know if you were pulling a Nigel a drunk tweeting.
So we'll talk about that, yeah,