Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are now engaged

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Okay, So I was going to talk about something important
like what the speaker of the house's daughter does and
why that should be a kind of a red flagged
everybody or apparently does. But you desperately want to talk
about this Taylor Swift thing. Now, for the record, if
you hate this segment, let me be as abundantly clear
as I can, specific as I can. Yeah, I don't
want to talk about this, but Casey is insistent we

(00:26):
talk about the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey engagement. Why why
do you care? It's the big pop.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Culture story of yesterday, and that's what we do here.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
We touch on things like that. Okay, now we've touched
on it, but I'm assume you want to do some
deep dive.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Like, Okay, let's talk about this Taylor Swift worth one
point six billion?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Is that what she's worth?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah? Okay, Travis kelcey seventy million? Yeap? What do you
think that prenup is going to look like?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh that's a great question. Now I have a working
theory that could be going on here. Are you ready? Yeah?
I mean her isn't her stuff all kind of the same?
It's all about I met a guy I gets.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Girl, guy loses girl, guy gets girl back.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
There were all sorts of red flags. This person at
a track record of unstable relationships. I got in with
the guy that threw all the red flags, and then
it didn't work out, and then it was all his
fault and I wrote an album about it, and then
my minions harassed the guy in question. That's the Taylor
shift to It's kind of probably getting stale. What if

(01:30):
she needs to change it? Well, she needs to change
it up, and the Engagement breakup is going to be
the new line of Taylor Swift albums. That guy would
have to go into the witness protection program if this
doesn't work out.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
She already announced that she has an album coming out.
The pre orders are already in the millions. Apparently they
got Engaged two weeks ago, but just released it yesterday
with the Instagram photo shoot. By the way, the photo
shoot was like thirty seven thousand dollars because they were
surrounded by flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And it was a beautiful. So wait, wait, wait, wait,
this is the photo of him proposing to her. Well,
is it really a surprise? If you have to if
you like the doctor the whole here's my issue. Well,
here's one of my issues with this. There's no way
he didn't. That wasn't pre The whole thing wasn't pre planned,

(02:22):
because there's no way, given her worth and his you know,
his stardom and everything like you wasn't gonna ask her
and it was gonna be no right. They talked about it, Yeah,
like they knew it was coming. I mean there, they've
already got this pren up and everything else hammered out.
You got to be right down, I mean right, there's
no way she's gonna We'll figure that out later. Unless

(02:44):
this whole thing is designed to be to go from
the boyfriend breakup to the engagement breakup the new line
of Taylor Swift albums that could sustain her for another
fifteen years