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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, we're gonna do a little role reversal here
this segment. You get to bring the smoke this time.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So at a w NBA game, it was paused because
the player's wig fell off. Wait what Yeah, a player's
wig fell off. It bounced around a lot. But at
the end, I went.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Through the rip.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh no, oh no, oh no, she's gonna go ahead
to the back. Oh no, time out called cork copper
to deal with the malfunction.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Malfunction, that's what they're First of all, that's the worst
play by play I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's no description of what's going on. Can we let
it get just the O?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No's the malfunction? Yeah, I went through the rip.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh no, oh no, oh no, she gonna go ahead
to the back.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh no, that's literally that's literally how I sound anytime
I see Braun give a press conference.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Though, No oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, no, no. Okay, So here's a couple of things. I
have seen high school kids who are suffering from an
asthma attack play through uh soccer game in ninety degrees
and this person has to have a time out because
a wig fell off.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, that's a really bad look for a league that
nobody seems I mean struggling to By the way, the
player's name is Khaliah Cooper outs according to OutKick is
the player's name. First of all, let's go back how bad,
let's start there. That is the whole that play by
(01:50):
play announcer or announcer should be fired because there's no description.
There's no no no, no, oh no, no oh no,
she's gonna go to the back. There's like, what do
you I mean there's been like there's been a malfunction,
is a leg broken?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is it right?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You may say what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It may be embarrassing, but keep playing on through.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, So now let's get to the crux of this
that by all accounts, it's not like she's out there
and you kind of laughed at me when it's not
laughed like haha, but like that's stupid, rob. I was like,
she's not battling some form of cancer, and you're like,
she's playing in a w NBA game. I was like, Okay,
that kind of makes sense, right, but she's not suffering
as far as we know from some that's been a
and you know it would be out there already, like
(02:29):
you all rotten people like she's not suffering from some
serious terminal illness or something.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That I'm aware.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, so we'll operate from that standpoint.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, this is a bad look for a league that
outside of Caitlin Clark, nobody takes serious and is kind
of seen as a joke, right, I.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Mean it is completely unseerious. These are supposed to be
athletes and play through. Throw the wig off to the side,
and keep on going. People came to watch you play basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, So she she left the court because she was
not she was injured when her wig came off.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
She left the court because she wanted to re.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She was having a malfunction, that's all we're told.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So this is like, uh, remembering remembering Missus Doubtfire when
he's at the he's at the restaurant and he feel
like he shows up to the wrong table. Have you
ever met Robin Williams plays plays Missus Doubtfire. It's a
very famous me I'm sure almost everybody's seen it. But
he plays this this divorced dad who wants to spend
more time with his kid, so he comes up with this.
(03:29):
He becomes this woman who is the nanny for the kids,
and when he's at the house, he dresses like this woman.
And then he's double booked himself at a meeting where
he has a work meeting at the same place. There's
he has to be as missus doubtfire with the family,
and at one point he just keeps changing costume in
the restaurant, and then at one point he goes to
(03:53):
the work meeting table still dressed as missus.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Down fucker.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Now that's a malfunction. And then you had a player
or a person in the audience who was kicked out
of the game for laughing. For laughing. Now, I don't
know what the person was saying the fan, Yeah, if
they were just making fun of the player, oh you
look ugly, well, okay, if it was some racist, you know,
(04:24):
tirade that was filled with violent innu windows, yeah, that
person should get out of there. But if it was
just a look at you your wig came off sorry
tough enoup, Yeah, because your wig did come off right,
And the fact that like, yeah, okay, help me understand
you ever warn't a wig for a Halloween costume? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I was hoping it was something more exciting than that.
But okay, we'll go with the Halloween costume.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's not funny, Kevin, stop laughing. How Like how I
would think.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
If you have a now that was a Halloween costume,
you probably weren't concerned about its firm attachment to your body.
You would think it's the equivalent of basically like a
two pay Right. Don't they have those things now where
you can stick those suckers on to the point where
you should have to do some real damage to it
to get it to come off.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Right, And I think they can be sewn in too.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, that's my question. Yeah, if you're going to play
be playing in a competitive.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Should you be wearing that? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, right, that's a great point. I mean, if it comes.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Off that, don't you need the proper equipment.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Somebody probably screwed off, screwed up.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, screwed off.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Somebody probably screwed up.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
But again, it just shows I mean, this is just
a it's not a serious league when they're doing stuff
like this.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, it does.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
And that's the heart of it, right, you have such
a major image issue for anything not related to Caitlin Clark,
and then this happens and people are like, can you
imagine Lebron's going hard to the hole. He gets hit.
Oh his wig came off. No, Lebron does it the
right way. He just has the headband go higher and
hire up on his to cover the bold spot.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's just the whole thing. It's not a good look
for the league. And this after what was it two
weeks ago? Pay us what you owe us. You need
a time out because your wig came off.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You know, that's such a great point.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, in those negotiations, that's the first thing the
owners are gonna say. If you guys can keep your
wig on, we'll consider giving you more money.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Maybe
All right, we're gonna do a little role reversal here
this segment. You get to bring the smoke this time.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So at a w NBA game, it was paused because
the player's wig fell off. Wait what Yeah, a player's
wig fell off. It bounced around a lot. But at
the end, I went.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Through the rip.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh no, oh no, oh no, she's gonna go ahead
to the back. Oh no, time out called cork copper
to deal with the malfunction.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Malfunction, that's what they're First of all, that's the worst
play by play I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
There's no description of what's going on. Can we let
it get just the O?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No's the malfunction? Yeah, I went through the rip.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh no, oh no, oh no, she gonna go ahead
to the back.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh no, that's literally that's literally how I sound anytime
I see Braun give a press conference.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Though, No oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, no, no. Okay, So here's a couple of things. I
have seen high school kids who are suffering from an
asthma attack play through uh soccer game in ninety degrees
and this person has to have a time out because
a wig fell off.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, that's a really bad look for a league that
nobody seems I mean struggling to By the way, the
player's name is Khaliah Cooper outs according to OutKick is
the player's name. First of all, let's go back how bad,
let's start there. That is the whole that play by
(01:50):
play announcer or announcer should be fired because there's no description.
There's no no no, no, oh no, no oh no,
she's gonna go to the back. There's like, what do
you I mean there's been like there's been a malfunction,
is a leg broken?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is it right?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You may say what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It may be embarrassing, but keep playing on through.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, So now let's get to the crux of this
that by all accounts, it's not like she's out there
and you kind of laughed at me when it's not
laughed like haha, but like that's stupid, rob. I was like,
she's not battling some form of cancer, and you're like,
she's playing in a w NBA game. I was like, Okay,
that kind of makes sense, right, but she's not suffering
as far as we know from some that's been a
and you know it would be out there already, like
(02:29):
you all rotten people like she's not suffering from some
serious terminal illness or something.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That I'm aware.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, so we'll operate from that standpoint.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, this is a bad look for a league that
outside of Caitlin Clark, nobody takes serious and is kind
of seen as a joke, right, I.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Mean it is completely unseerious. These are supposed to be
athletes and play through. Throw the wig off to the side,
and keep on going. People came to watch you play basketball.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, So she she left the court because she was
not she was injured when her wig came off.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
She left the court because she wanted to re.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She was having a malfunction, that's all we're told.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So this is like, uh, remembering remembering Missus Doubtfire when
he's at the he's at the restaurant and he feel
like he shows up to the wrong table. Have you
ever met Robin Williams plays plays Missus Doubtfire. It's a
very famous me I'm sure almost everybody's seen it. But
he plays this this divorced dad who wants to spend
more time with his kid, so he comes up with this.
(03:29):
He becomes this woman who is the nanny for the kids,
and when he's at the house, he dresses like this woman.
And then he's double booked himself at a meeting where
he has a work meeting at the same place. There's
he has to be as missus doubtfire with the family,
and at one point he just keeps changing costume in
the restaurant, and then at one point he goes to
(03:53):
the work meeting table still dressed as missus.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Down fucker.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Now that's a malfunction. And then you had a player
or a person in the audience who was kicked out
of the game for laughing. For laughing. Now, I don't
know what the person was saying the fan, Yeah, if
they were just making fun of the player, oh you
look ugly, well, okay, if it was some racist, you know,
(04:24):
tirade that was filled with violent innu windows, yeah, that
person should get out of there. But if it was
just a look at you your wig came off sorry
tough enoup, Yeah, because your wig did come off right,
And the fact that like, yeah, okay, help me understand
you ever warn't a wig for a Halloween costume? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I was hoping it was something more exciting than that.
But okay, we'll go with the Halloween costume.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's not funny, Kevin, stop laughing. How Like how I
would think.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
If you have a now that was a Halloween costume,
you probably weren't concerned about its firm attachment to your body.
You would think it's the equivalent of basically like a
two pay Right. Don't they have those things now where
you can stick those suckers on to the point where
you should have to do some real damage to it
to get it to come off.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Right, And I think they can be sewn in too.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, that's my question. Yeah, if you're going to play
be playing in a competitive.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Should you be wearing that? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, right, that's a great point. I mean, if it comes.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Off that, don't you need the proper equipment.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Somebody probably screwed off, screwed up.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, screwed off.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Somebody probably screwed up.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
But again, it just shows I mean, this is just
a it's not a serious league when they're doing stuff
like this.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, it does.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
And that's the heart of it, right, you have such
a major image issue for anything not related to Caitlin Clark,
and then this happens and people are like, can you
imagine Lebron's going hard to the hole. He gets hit.
Oh his wig came off. No, Lebron does it the
right way. He just has the headband go higher and
hire up on his to cover the bold spot.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's just the whole thing. It's not a good look
for the league. And this after what was it two
weeks ago? Pay us what you owe us. You need
a time out because your wig came off.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
You know, that's such a great point.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, in those negotiations, that's the first thing the
owners are gonna say. If you guys can keep your
wig on, we'll consider giving you more money.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Maybe
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