Going Down like the Titanic

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Episode Transcript

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Hey, imagine that, two millennials doing a podcast to
avoid legalizing the purge. Yeah, probably because they
can't afford therapy. This is mostly true opinions.
All right, it is mostly true opinions.
I am Cameron that is KDK comedy.Hi.

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Hello, how are you? How is everyone?
Thanks for being here. Yeah, thanks.
We'll wait. We'll wait for your reply.
Yeah, like the blue. Like the Steve Blue's Clues
thing where we're just sit in silence and let you tell us
about your day. I'm telling you, I don't want to
go down the rabbit hole again with Steve from Blue's Clues,

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but I do watch that video on a semi regular basis.
The dude has a way of cutting through to me.
OK, does it still? Does it still have the same
crying effect? I mean not the same crying
effect but a similar one. I guess I do OK.
You know how actors say they have like a thing they use to

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get them in the mood on set to cry or for like a crying scene?
Yeah. Do do you have one of these?
Do you have like a thing that you can use to get you in that
space? When I mean I'm.
I'm working on that in acting class right now of like what
triggers you or what makes you come alive, as they say, and

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it's definitely like animals andfamily.
Oh God, so Jesus. What the My acting teacher was
like. You don't know how many times
I've killed my mom and Meisner. Oh my God, that's brutal.
Well, what makes you cry? The Amazing Grace and.

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I was literally going to say, ifI ever find myself in the
situation again where I have to do an emotional scene of some
sort for my next feature film, Yeah, I I know I have a pool of
things I can choose from now at this point in my life that will
get me to the place I need to gowithout putting me in a really

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depressing spot. OK, but do you, are you able to
cry about these things just thinking about them, or do you
have to be experiencing and watching them to cry?
Because it's different when you're in a scene than when
you're staring at your phone looking into the eyes of Steve
from Blue's Clues or when you'rewatching the narrative, the

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narrative unfold on Amazing Raceof like a father daughter
relationship. But if you are in a scene and
you just think of those things, do those still make you cry?
No, here's my technique, and I appreciate you asking.
This is a Inside the Actors Studio type stuff.

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I like. Let's say we're on set.
We're doing a movie, you and I, and they say, you know, this is
a very upsetting scene. Cameron, do you need a minute to
get in the right headspace? I go, yeah, give me just a
minute. And then I step away and I pull
up a video of Steve on my phone or a dad being proud of his son
playing baseball or The Amazing Race.

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I watch it for 90 seconds, get myself all emotionalized, and
then I'm like, I'm ready. I can tap in.
You know what I mean? I mean, I think those in the biz
would call that a crutch. How?
It's a how? How is that any different?
That's my process. Because it's like a thing that
you need as an assist instead ofit coming from within I, I.

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Mean it comes from within. That's just what I used to get
myself there. What if you were like, yeah,
what else I use is I just step away and I have eye drops and it
dries up my eyes a lot. Hey, whatever it takes.
You know. Yours is.

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I mean, yours probably makes more sense.
I'm not saying I'm like amazing at it yet, I'm just saying I
think it might be frowned upon to need to stare at Steve from
Blue's Clues if you're like in ascene.
Because also what if it's not a take where you're just crying
right off the bat? You need to get there so you're

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not crying at 1st and then you start crying randomly in the
scene. Right.
But I can use that stuff to get like, to get the tears up into
my head, you know what I mean? Down from my wherever they come
from, all the way up to my head.Yeah.
Prime the tears, yeah? That's exactly right.
I don't know. I think I could teach an acting

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class. I'm pretty sure I could.
The audacity of going from yeah.I cry watching TikTok sometimes
too. I think I could teach an acting
class. I mean, I think I could.
I really do. I think I could push people to
their limits and get them in theright place.
Break them if you will. Your whole class would just be

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like a projector screen of tik toks that you find sad.
Yeah, check this out everyone. If you're if you need help just
use this cry better using these tools.
OK. I think it's a great idea.
I don't know about you, by the way.
Follow Katie on Instagram if youhaven't seen her as a flight
attendant. Yeah.

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I have another one to post but Idid YouTube sketches with Law by
Mike Who. Law by Mike.
I know, I know in my head that he has 12 million followers on
YouTube and he has like a coupleof million on Instagram or
whatever, but I didn't think that any of my friends followed
him, if that makes sense becausehe's a lawyer and post law

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stuff. So I just didn't think there was
like an overlap of our audiences.
But multiple of my friends DM Edme or in the comments and
they're like, what? How do you know law by Mike?
I love watching his videos or whatever.
And I was like, that's very cooland fun that your world's
collided in the sense that now I've worked with him, but I just

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never would have thought this isthe content they're consuming.
Hey, I mean that. That's the beauty of 2025.
So it was a fun little collab and I did a sketch of what to do
if someone passes out or dies onan airplane.

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And then the second one I'll post is what to do if you think
your plane is being hijacked. OK.
Which seems like a bit of a problematic sketch, but I don't
know. I'm still going to post it.
I don't know if it's problematic, I mean it's

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happened before. I think it's just.
I mean I for. What to do I?
Will say that the the quote UN quote hijacker in the sketch is
just like a random white dude, so in that sense it's not
problematic it. Could be anyone, yeah.
You know, totally. Well, since you were in the

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video for both of these. And by the way, again, you got
to check it out. The outfit was incredible.
But I when I wish that flight attendants still dressed that
way, I think it would be fun. Yeah.
I wish that we still, like, lived in an era where everyone
also dressed up to go on a plane.
I think that would be kind of interesting too.
Yeah, sure. I don't know.

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I'm not wearing heels onto a plane.
But now that you know from the video you shot, what do people
do on a plane whenever somebody dies?
So when someone dies, it's normal to just sit them back in
their seat and cover them with ablanket.
And some people said, I did lookup the laws and I think it's

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also legal to leave their head uncovered.
But in the sketch, I covered hisface 'cause I thought that was
the right thing in the script. But yeah, you just set them in
their seat and like put a sheet over them.
Isn't that? Crazy.
Yeah. And then the per, like the city

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or the country that you're landing in is responsible for
then coming on with their medical team and like, dealing
with the body. And also, if there's a doctor on
board, they can be declared actually dead on the plane.
But if there's not a doctor on board, you have to wait until
they land to be quote UN quote declared dead.

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Isn't that crazy? I'm not trying to like, I'm not
trying to speak poorly of the dead, but why can't you just
lock them in one of the bathrooms or something like
that? Imagine being on a seat next to
a dead body and it being a full flight so you can't go anywhere
else and you're sitting next to a dead body.

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Why aren't there more people talking about this?
Because people die all the time on planes, right?
Like it's statistically. It's pretty common.
Unfortunately, I mean, does it happen daily or does it happen
at least weekly? I mean, there's probably many
medical emergencies daily, but as far as deaths go, probably

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not a crazy amount regularly, but enough that it's certainly
like a regular thing. Yeah, and also, well, aren't
there. Why aren't there people on
podcasts telling about their experience next to someone dying
on a plane? Or like how much therapy they
needed after sitting next to a corpse for five and a half.
Hours because they were probablypaid out by the airline.

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Really. Probably no 'cause they're not.
An airline's not liable for someone just dying of natural
causes. OK, get this number.
This is kind of surprising. According to a study done by
somebody, it's in Conde Nast, there are in flight medical

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emergencies at a rate of 18.2 incidents per million
passengers. That feels, really.
Low actually I just googled and it says a study by JAMA, I don't
know what that is. Said there were 577 in flight
deaths recorded between 2009 and2020, with an average an average

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of 72 deaths per year. That's lower than I would have
thought, because think about there's millions of people in
the sky right now. Yeah.
Like that's pretty crazy. That's pretty low.
So maybe the amount of people that have been next to a dead
body are not that many, because also if someone dies, maybe the

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flight's not full and you can move.
They do move you away from the dead person.
I would hope. So but then you're like seeing
it still, you're seeing someone die like and then the chatter
through the plane I assume is crazy.
Yeah, I don't want that. If if that happens next to me,
I'm either putting myself in theoverhead bin or I'm fly.

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I'm finding one of those little jumper seats that the flight
attendants use. OK.
Or hiding in the bathroom. This this episode got so much
darker than we thought. But do you think actually, if
you don't know the person, that it would be that creepy to be
next to a dead person? Yes, really, if you don't know

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them. Yes, do you not?
And they just look like they're asleep.
Oh yeah, I don't. It's because they don't.
Yeah, they start looking Gray and I don't.
They not right away. Yeah.
I mean, yeah, relatively. OK.
Consider this. Let's say you're flying from LA
to New York and a person passes away in the first hour.

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They're sitting there for five hours.
That's enough time for at least by the end of that flight.
It's. By the end of that flight, it's
at least somewhat noticeable, but also because.
They're not a sheet. OK, well think about this.
How many times when you're sitting on a plane and you fall
asleep, do you accidentally almost like hit somebody?

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You have control of your body. Yeah.
Oh, that's a start. I just don't know.
Again, I haven't had much experience with dead bodies, so
I don't mean to be insensitive if you have seen one and it is
terrifying or horrific or scarring.

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I'm just saying, obviously if it's someone you know, then it's
like emotionally traumatic for more reasons.
But if it's just like Joe Schmo,I don't know, maybe I'd be like
fine with it. I get what you're saying.
Maybe I'd. Maybe I would encourage it.
Maybe we'd have some. Fun.
Maybe we'd make some tik toks, Idon't know.

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I mean, for sure, yeah. I mean, obviously again, I don't
want to be rude or. Disrespectful, but Bernie's
stuff. You bet your ass if somebody
passes away on my flight, I'm going to capture the moment.
Not because I think it's like fun, but like, that's crazy.
That's insane and how it's kind of happened to someone.
Did you see this video of out ofNew York this past weekend where

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the boat hit the bridge? Yeah.
Did people die on that? I think unfortunately a few
people did. But.
What what is what I never understand is there's like 2
videos of the incident and this boat is is moving very slowly
towards the bridge and I'm like there's apartment buildings on

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the water where this is happening.
This was recording, yeah. How are you not a recording it
and B freaking the F out? How are the people on the boat
not recording? I know.
Because one, I would be recording because you're right
next to what is it the Brooklyn Bridge or the you're that's

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beautiful. You're right next to the
Brooklyn Bridge. I'd be recording because look at
that. Look at this beautiful boat on
next to this bridge. First of all, second and it's
magic hour. Are you kidding me?
Photos, videos, it's happening. So one, I would have already
been recording when we hit the bridge.
So you would have live fucking video happening.

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Now, second of all, you're goingto tell me that not one single
person, people that are getting sucked into a tornado, get their
phone out? And those are the people that
probably shouldn't, you know, right?
Exactly, and you're telling me that a slow moving boat that's
slowly colliding with a bridge no one got their phone out and

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posted on TikTok? I mean, here's the thing, I, I,
I, I'm more surprised by the people watching it off the boat,
on the boat. I'm sure it's probably very
chaotic in that moment. Sure, but.
Also, that being said though, there's probably hundreds of
people on the boat. It's a little surprising.
That not one I don't know. Maybe there is video out there,

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I don't know, but it is shockingto me when these things happen
that like everybody is not rolling on it.
Also, how does this keep happening?
How does this happen? You can see it and spoiler
alert, the bridge always been there, never moved.
Yeah, bridge is not. Moving.
How often do they drive this boat?

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I don't get it. Maybe.
Maybe it was a newbie, I don't know.
But also I feel like a 5 year old could drive a boat and not
hit a bridge. Yeah.
You would think. So it's like, I don't care if
they were new, why not steer theother way?
Unless it comes out that their brakes were broken and the

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rudder was broke or like, you know what I mean?
Unless it comes out that the entire steering mechanism went
out, but then it's like get the sales up.
Like do something. OK, even more controversial
take. I have always thought this about

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the Titanic. How do we was it was it was it
was it technology preventing them from seeing the iceberg
coming or, or what was? I don't really know the full
story there. I just know they hit the
iceberg. But it feels like speculating
without any details. Also no just.
Ignorant to it. Details readily available.

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I guess. I guess that's true.
I don't know. I You know what's funny?
Is the movie I. Have, but like, I, I don't know,
I, it just seems like they're like, oh, maybe we're going to
hit an iceberg and then they do.It's like, well, maybe turn
around. I I don't know, again, knowing
none of the story, and I think Ihave a brain block when it comes

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to the Titanic story. I think on a surface level, I
want to learn more. On the other hand, I think that
people who are obsessed with theTitanic are really weird.
It's kind of like Disney adults,like the people who go too hard
on it. It's like people who are
obsessed with the Titanic. I'm like, it's a sad story.

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And when you go down and see it on the ocean floor, you're just
going to see a decrepit boat. I don't know what else there is
to say. But also, of all of the horrific
events to be obsessed with, you're obsessed with a cruise of
rich people. That's.
Right. Maybe the Civil War or

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something, like if you're going to be obsessed with like a
historic event where a lot of people died, I don't know, the
Holocaust, but you're worried about like rich white people on
a cruise ship that sank because they didn't look hard enough at
the water. It's weird.
I mean, listen, we're probably going to get roasted for many

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things that I have said on this so far.
I'm sorry. I just think I, I think that I,
I've always been kind of weirdedout by Titanic people.
Yeah, for sure. Because it's like it's
interesting. You can take it in.
You can like the movie, Leo DiCaprio, whatever.
I mean, hottest take. I don't like the movie either,
but that's I don't like a lot ofthings.

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You don't like the movie Titanic?
No. Why?
I think it's so overrated and I waited till I was, I think I
watched it for the first time like five years ago.
Yeah, I definitely waited till past when everyone else watched
it, clearly. And I just think that the whole

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thing isn't very compelling and I don't like the main
characters, like I'm saying. And I think the end is really
dumb. Like, there was totally room.
Like, he didn't need to die. There's just, like, so many
issues for me. And isn't it, Isn't the whole
thing that she, like, cheats on her boyfriend with him?

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Yeah, but then he dies. Asshole.
Sure, but again, I wasn't very compelled by her.
And oh, the whole thing like andhe didn't need to die at the end
like it just was so so anyways, hottest of takes.
I don't like the movie The Titanic but but that's again

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what is it Tasteless takes? With tasteless takes, Yep.
So. Add it to the list.
Hate me. If you want, that's fine.
I think it's one of those moviesthat like the older it's gotten,
the more I like it because it's it's not like what you have an
issue with that response. You just shit on it.

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Again, no I don't. I like the Titanic movie, the
Titanic story, reality, the way that people obsess over it.
I don't understand. I don't obsess over the movie,
but I like the movie, you know what I'm saying?
I also think it's weird that people do exhibits of in these

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different cities and pop up likethe Titanic exhibit.
It's like, imagine if people didthat for the Holocaust.
I. Mean they do.
I mean, it's, again, I'm not trying to compare the Holocaust
to Titanic. I'm saying for any other event
like Pearl Harbor, like where just a lot of people died, yes,

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there's memorials in memoriam like museums and places where
you pay homage, but I'm saying they're charging ticket
admission like as though it's a selfie pop up museum.
Like you know, you know I. Get what you're saying?

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The the Museum of Illusions or like the selfie Museum or the
Ice Cream Museum or whatever. They're charging pop up
admission prices as though it's like the Lego Lego Land.
Yeah, and I'm like, I get what? You're saying I?
Realize this was just like a ship sank and people died and

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were charging admission to this.I totally get what you're saying
now it it's weird because it's not I.
It took me a second, but. They built like a statue and
there was names carved into a rock.
That's one thing. But these are pop up museums.
Like I run a social media account and we're promoing one

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that's in Seattle and people, it's like selling out.
It's insane. Like for example, they have the
Holocaust Museum, there's several of them and and it's for
remembrance and to learn about it and to educate one on it.
And then and then there's also Titanic.
Like there's museums that have Titanic stuff in them, but this

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is come to the Titanic pop up bar type thing where you're
going to take a selfie with a step and repeat.
That says the Titanic experience.
Yeah, yeah, that's that's weird for sure.
It is for sure weird. Yeah.
I don't get that. I don't get it.
But anyway, Titanic, look into it, you know, in case you never

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heard about it. I still, I still apparently need
to educate myself fully on it. What happened there?
They they forgot to steer or they weren't looking or.
Listen, I, when I was growing upand we went to, you know,
Lutheran school, they didn't really hit us hard with the
facts when it came to history. Well, now that you're having an
unlikable moment on the pod, shall we turn the tides and

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discuss how many times you went to Lowe's in a 12 hour period?
I went to Lowe's seven times in a 12 hour period over the
weekend. This is what you do with Lowe's
though at. Some point did the employees
like point and laugh? There was a guy who kept saying

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good to see you again. Every, everybody that has to go
to Lowe's or Home Depot, this just comes with the gig.
You know, you're starting a project, you're uncovering new
problems. You got to go there, you got to
get the tool, you got to get thepart you're trying not to
overspend because you don't wantto do that either.
So if you live within driving distance of one, which most

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people do, it's just kind of like your tool shed.
You go there when you need something.
And in the case of myself, I went seven times in 12 hours.
This is such a positive spin. Hey, I love going there, I
really do. That's so funny.
I think if I had to go to Lowe'sseven times in 12 hours, like I

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don't know. I don't know that I would.
I think I would drive into a median on purpose.
Like I don't think I could do it.
I can't. Going into Lowe's one time in
one hour is. Stressful.
I don't like, I don't like it. I don't like being in there.
It stresses me out. I don't know where anything is.

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I don't like the people. I love a hardware store.
I I wish that the smaller ones were still more of a thing.
They're still out there a littlebit.
But do you want to explain why you went seven times?
Yeah, I was in the middle of replacing our pool pump at home
and it's a little more involved than I expected it to be, but I

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think I did it. It's just you need, there's just
all kinds of things. That so much shit, but here we
go. We're saving, you know, couple
grand and we it's possible that we spent it in gas to and from
Lowe's. But I think that, yeah, I think
we spent it all in gas. It's gone.

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We're definitely breaking even now just from the gas alone.
I love it though. I seriously do.
I could go there all the time. I love going in there and be
like, oh, I need this tool that is is good for this one specific
type of screw that not many people have.
Oh, there it is. That's I I did it.
I found it. It's so oh, I love it.

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It's so satisfying. I don't listen.
I'm not typically like oh all men blah blah blah all women
blah blah blah. But I, I honestly beg of you to
find me a female identifying person that feels that way that
you feel. I bet I could find one.

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I bet I could find one. A female identifying person that
is intimately interested in men.I I bet I could find one OK I
have like 3 in mind. 3. Yeah, I'll tell you off pod.
Three humans that you know that find Lowe's relaxing.

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Yeah, for sure. I think it's more common.
Listen, one of the things that they were selling like hot cakes
when I went there, How do I knowthat?
Because I saw many people buyingthem, several of the seven
times. Hot pink tool boxes, little hot
pink tool boxes. Miss me with the pink tacks.
Did you see what they cost and did they cost more than the
regular fucking tool box? No, they sure fucking didn't.

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They were cheaper. They were 1999.
I don't. Know I saw the label 7 times.
Hold on, did they have plastic Fisher price tools in them or
actual tools? They didn't have any tools so
suck on the House. It was just a box and people
repurpose it for their makeup. Probably.

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That's probably exactly what they do.
There were no tools in the toolbox.
No. Many tool boxes are sold without
tools. More commonly, tool boxes are
sold without tools. It's a very regular thing.
I would know. I live in Lowe's.
I don't like, I don't like, OK. While I was in there 78911 times

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I did have a thought and I'm curious if you feel the same.
I think it's fascinating that when you go to a store, it
smells the same no matter where you are in the country.
I go to a Lowe's here in California, it smells like
Lowe's. I go to one in Missouri.
It still smells like Lowe's. But it's not like a Lowe's

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spray, like a Hollister and Abercrombie spray, but it's just
plywood smell. Same thing with Walmart.
You walk into a Walmart, it smells like Walmart.
You walk into a Target, it smells like Target.
No matter where you're at. I feel so confidently that if
you put like a bunch of canned smells from stores, I could do a

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blind smell test and nail every single one of them.
First of all, no one's arguing with you.
No, I know the haters out there think I can't do it.
I could nail that. Second of all, I think that they
those homesick candles like already do this.
They do locations. They do locations, not, not
like, you know, I want a Marshall's, I want a Marshall's

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scented. Cam, I'm seeing a crossover
collab here. I'm seeing a crossover collab
Shark Tank Shark Tank. Get me a candle that smells like
Walmart. That would that would smell.
That would absolutely be a stocking stuffer.
I think it would. Are you kidding me?
To have a home goods or ATJ Max for the Maxinistas in your life.

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A candle that smells like TJ Maxx.
Imagine you're sitting at home watching TV and to relax you
want it to smell like JC Penney.Just light that candle up.
That would stress me out so much.
Seriously, everybody listening. Do this as an experiment.
Go to like a Kohl's, take a big whiff when you walk in the door,

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and then travel 1000 miles across the country and whiff
another Kohl's. It smells the same.
Right, I don't. Again, you are positioning this
like it's an argument, but I think everyone knows that you're
right. Stop fighting me on this.
It's it's a thing, OK. Just with just with your

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favorite stores, which one do you think smells the best?
Of all the stores. Yeah, there is already the
candle that smells like blockbuster that we have in our
home. Yeah.
Oh, that's a good question. Honestly, I would probably say
Lowe's. Yeah, I think Lois smells the

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best. I would say Walmart.
Really. Yeah, I can.
When I what does this mean? Like when I think of it, when I
picture walking in one of those stores, I can, I can taste it.
What is that called? Synesthesia.
Is that what it is? When, like when people think of

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things and can taste or see words and they hear music or
like, it's when your senses are mixed, Yeah.
I don't think I've officially been diagnosed with that, but I
think I have it. No, I don't think so.
Oh, I have another something to add to the ick list.
OK. I don't think I've ever heard
you say this, so don't worry. Cool.

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Rusty just walked on the lap. Or the What's it called the
keyboard and it popped up like the HTML like coding section of
the screen. So figure, oh, you're good.
Yeah, you're good. You're we're still rolling.
The cat is coding while I podcast so the IC list.

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I would like to add it to the IClist when people use the word
afters to refer to a after partyor a place that you go after a
different event. So in a sentence, it would be,
yeah, like my friend last night went to afters till 4:00 AM or

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like, oh, do you want to go to afters?
Are you, am I going to see you at like using it as a slang?
Like I think it's Gen. Z that's doing this primarily.
Although the person that I heardit from that made me write this
down in my phone was was a millennial.
So it's possible that she was using it in like an extra cringe

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way if that makes sense. But using the word afters to
describe just an after party or just plans after other plans.
Yeah, I don't know why. I've never really heard it much
and I hate it. I hate it and also the first
time I heard it I thought it wasa place like I was like, oh.

(32:17):
Well, there's afters ice. Cream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But right.
I'm like, you got ice cream at 4:00 in the morning.
How? Yeah, it's a nightmare.
I don't like it. And if you use it, why?
Yeah, I don't get that. It seems like it's, it's a
British thing or something that people just started adapting,
you know? Again though, but.

(32:38):
It's not charming without an accent.
Right. If a British person said it, I'm
willing to bet I'd be down with it then.
Yeah, it's just not the same when you're some dumb American.
It's just not. Or like an Australian person.
Could I let's go get a get a afters there I feel.
Like now that we're friends withan Australian person, you got to

(33:00):
stop doing that. I think I got to stick to it.
They they all typically respect it.
That's my, it's crazy. Every time you do an accent to
their face, they just like bow down to you and they say like,
honestly, you're better than us.Listen, if there's anything I've
learned from history, Speaking of history, it's that

(33:21):
generalizing an entire group of people, always.
Love it. Always a good idea.
Flattery. What is it called?
Flattery is the best form of. Sincerest form of flattery.
But what is the first part of the saying?
What? What is the sincerest form of
flattery? Flattery.

(33:46):
I don't know. I don't know.
Impersonation. Wait, is that right?
Anyway, let me look it up. What is?
Oh, oh, I got it. Imitation is the sincerest form
of flattery. Nailed it.
You were ready to cosign. Flattery is the sincerest form

(34:06):
of flattery. And you were just like, yeah,
that's it. Imitation is the sincerest form
of flattery. Nailed it.
God did. Is there a fucking gas leak
today? Like.
There is no I like it. Turn that dial up.
Yeah, let's say more things thatwe don't know about.

(34:31):
This is the most ignorant episode of the podcast we've
ever done. I.
Like it? No, nothing will ever be more
ignorant than us. A week before the pandemic going
just go. It's just a cold.
COVID couldn't be anything serious.
Just go on the cruise. Don't cancel your cruise, go
make out with people on the cruise.

(34:51):
And if you cancel it, you're a pussy.
Are you ready to Jude? I guess.

(35:16):
OK, here's the thing. I know that I talked so much
shit about my Pilates class and you might be asking yourself why
do you still go? I.
Get a good workout and it's a good workout.
I can't help that psychopaths goand then what?
I give up this class and I go toa different class where there's

(35:37):
more psychos. OK, I used to go to
Orangetheory. There were psychos in that I
even when I go running, there's psychos that run near me like
there's you can't get away from it.
So I just I'm choosing this eviland not choosing to substitute
it for a different evil, right? Whatever.

(36:00):
So I'm in this class and this fucking lady that does her
breathing is still there constantly.
But this is not another Jude about this woman.
It's a the. Pilates snake.
Yes, the Pilates snake, it's a separate woman and she her phone

(36:21):
rang. OK, it's ringing.
It's ringing. It's ringing on loud, to be
clear, and she's not answering it for the first at least 20
seconds. Like it rings and then it stops
and then it rings again and thenit stops and then it rings
again. OK, so it's on.
It's like third iteration of ringing to the point where it's
like, I would have obviously popped up and silenced it by

(36:44):
now. If it were my phone, I would
have been horrified. I would have been like, Oh my
God, I'm so sorry. I would have loudly whispered
sorry or whatever, or done some sort of apology to the teacher.
Not only does she not silence it, I, I think to myself, oh,
she's moving quickly now. After the third ring, she's

(37:06):
going to silence it now. She answered the phone.
Yeah, no, she did it. Yeah, she answered it.
Yeah, she did. She answered the phone and she
did. I don't I she was all the way on
the other side of the classroom to the So even though I wasn't

(37:31):
next to her, I could still hear her.
And she didn't just say I'm in Pilates, I'll call you back
later and clunk hang up. No, no she didn't.
No she fucking had a back and forth of asking why the person
was calling and never told them I have to go.

(37:54):
I'm in a Pilates class. She just fully took like a 45
second to a one minute phone call answering someone out loud.
I would like to clarify again, the Pilates studio I'm in is a
very echoey space. So she's doing this and our
teacher, this guy, he's like 70 years old, my Pilates teacher.

(38:19):
And he a lot of times has a hardtime like focusing on like he'll
get distracted and forget what number he was on when he's
counting down from 1098. Whatever, he's older.
I love him, he's very sweet, OK,but he has a hard enough time
remembering what he was doing just now.

(38:40):
And this fucking woman is in an echoey Pilates studio taking a
full ass phone call, responding to this person, not just trying
to hang up and get off the phone.
And this poor guy is in the middle of instructing.
It wasn't like a down moment where he was like, get some
water and then get, you know, situated back on the reformer.

(39:01):
No, he was in the middle of instructing and in the middle of
counting the poor guy and he didn't.
I was like if I was the teacher I would have 1000% said you take
that outside. I felt so bad for him.
Right. If you have to have your phone

(39:23):
on for like an emergency one, wear an Apple Watch and if it
starts vibrating, grab your phone and run out of the class
and take the phone call out of the classroom.
Duh, duh. You fucking idiot.
It was, I don't remember becauseI couldn't hear every word cause
again, it was super echoey, but it was basically like her pool

(39:43):
guy was calling her and she was like, Oh yeah, you can come by,
you know what I mean? Like the dumbest bullshit ass.
It wasn't like a sick child fromschool was calling her and she
needed to like answer for her sick child or something.
No, it was like a benign dumb ass thing.
And she had the audacity, didn'tcare.
And then after she hung up, didn't apologize.

(40:06):
Are you fucking kidding me? It's so disrespectful.
So you just disrespected everyone around you, Every
single person in the class, the teacher, every single person.
So you're so fucking wrapped up up your own butt hole that you
don't give a fuck. Like, why don't I just take a
goddamn Zoom call? Then?

(40:27):
Why don't we just take a whole fucking zoom call, you idiot?
Why don't? We have a lunch meeting in here.
Anyways, judgement to the plaintiff.
Shove your fucking phone up yourfucking asshole and take the
call from your sphincter, you idiot.
I'm telling you, people do not know how to handle themselves in

(40:50):
public anymore. Not at all.
Not even just like me. I can't deal with it.
They just don't know how to do it.
It's on the same page. I told you a couple weeks ago
where I'm in the middle of a phone conversation and people
just walk up to me as if I'm like, I'll be in a in a room on
the phone, like away from other people and people just come in
and start talking to me. I'm like, I'm on the phone.
It's crazy. Anyway, well, listen, we hope

(41:15):
you have a good week. Be respectful when it comes to
your phone calls. Don't take them in Pilates class
and study up. Let's all study up together on
the Titanic, right? Yeah, and study up and then go
to afters. Yep, I don't like it.

(41:36):
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