The Math Aint Mathing

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Episode Transcript

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Hey, imagine that, two millennials doing a podcast to
avoid legalizing the purge. Yeah, probably because they
can't afford therapy. This is mostly true opinions.
Hello, it is mostly true opinions on Cameron that is KDK
comedy. Hello, welcome to another pod.

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Another week, a little bit laterthis week.
Thank you for being patient withus.
Life is lifing, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know why I'm guilty of it, but I don't love when
people. Do you have something I
something wrong with what I justsaid?

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What is? It no, I'm guilty of it.
I'm saying absolutely, I do it. I've heard myself do it.
I've probably done it on the podcast.
OK, there's probably recorded proof.
I don't like when people say that couch is couching, those
glasses are glasses ING or like when you said life is lifing,

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you know, have you heard people do this?
I have only heard it in in the the way that I just used it.
Only life is lifing. Or like that math isn't mathing.
I haven't heard it used on objects before.
That's a little weird. I don't know why it's different.

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To me the math ain't math and doesn't bother me, but every
other use case of this does bother me.
OK. Because the math ain't math I.
Guess I'll go fuck myself. No, no, no, I'm saying I'm
realizing as a society it bothers me and when I do it
myself it bothers me. But.
Fair enough. I think that the original form

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of it was the math ain't math in.
I think that was the original like saying we'll.
Have to look it up on Urban dictionary or something because
who knows, maybe it wasn't. Because that means the
essentially the math something isn't adding up, right?
The math isn't adding up. But when you say the math ain't
math and it's just like a sillier way of saying this isn't

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adding up. But then people started applying
that logic to like, if you say life is life is lifing.
Right. Where you turn what is it a noun
into a verb and you can smash them together.
Uh huh. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess that's what it is,Yeah.

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Right. You're verbing a noun.
You just verb that noun. Yeah, you verb.
You verbed it so. Hard.
What other things do I say that irritate you?
No, that's not the point. I'm kidding, but what are other
like random things on that levelthat like make your skin crawl

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when you hear people say them? I think that the list of those
skin crawl things is well documented on every episode of
this podcast, and I bring a new one up every week.
Are there any new ones? Should that be a new segment
skin crawl? Like you know what I mean?
I keep having segment ideas so. We can workshop the name.

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It's a good idea, yeah. Skip across Sundays or
something, we'll figure. It out.
I mean, in every sense, we've never put out an episode.
I know, but you know what I mean.
We'll think of a fun alliteration or fun way because
they're always developing. Not to tease a segment.
That I don't always new things. Yeah.
Not to tease a segment that I don't have something for today,

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but it's well documented on thispodcast that am I just humble
today because I'm about to say something of it's well
documented that I don't necessarily have taste.
That's not true. When it comes to pop culture.

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I completely disagree with that take.
I think that's the problem. This is so meta.
I think you're contributing to the problem.
You're causing the problems in society.
My new segment idea was tasteless takes.
Sure. With KDK.
I like the segment. Or you but.
No, I I like this segment, but Ithink that is the beauty of of

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entertainment and art. This was spawn.
It doesn't have to be A1 size fits all right.
Right, right. But it was spawned off of the
world at large, loving sinners, and then me not loving sinners
and not getting it so. You know what though?

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There's a third. There's a 3rd lane that I've
discovered this week and it irritates me.
OK. You watch the movie, it wasn't
for you, I can accept. That I think my friend that just
saw it is in the 3rd lane. Go ahead.
The 3rd lane is I like there's somebody I encountered at work
this week and I said you did yousee sinners?
What did you think? And they said, yeah, I mean, it

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was pretty good. I, I, I don't know why people
are acting like it's the best movie they've ever seen, but
like, I mean, it's pretty good. And I'm like, OK, that actually
makes me mad. More mad.
So you like it more that I just had verifiable reasons that I
didn't love it? Yeah, Yeah.
I I'm I'm cool if you don't likeit, I'm cool.

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If you also were liked it but didn't love it, that's fine.
I don't. I don't hate the opinion.
I don't like the delivery methodbecause what happened was it was
like I really liked it. I was going to ask someone what
they thought, and it was like that was their attempt to knock
me down a peg. You know what I'm saying?

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It's all weird. What's the other?
Your friend saw it. I thought you were going to say
this. 3rd lane which is my friend saw it and agreed that
the scene where they're going through the decades of music was
life changing and she may never see another scene or hear a
score in a movie that's better than this.

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However, the second she found out it was vampires, she was
like, this is cheesy as fuck. And when they started like
fighting and the blood was like so viscous and like was looked
like it was from party city or whatever.
So she was like, I love the I loved the craftsmanship and she

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totally got I was like Cameron was like almost brought to tears
because it was such a good movieand I just didn't have that
take. What's your take?
And she goes I totally get that because the artistry, but she
can't stand vampire shit. Hang on one second.
Which friend was this? Got it.

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OK, got it. But I kind of understand.
I get that. Vampires being like a cornier
level and I think. Divisive for sure.
I. Think that it would have landed
different with me if it was demon possession like the devil.
In a better way, it would have landed with you.
Yeah. I find that interesting.

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I just have never consumed vampire content.
I never even again. It's not for everyone.
Wait, tasteless take. I never once as a tween, a teen,
a 20 something, ever got into orwatched a full Twilight movie
without gagging. I don't think you understand the

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bit that then it's supposed to be tasteless take, right?
Yeah, everyone loves Twilight and was.
Nobody thinks that the people that love Twilight have taste.
The the only people like Twilight.
Ironically, they like it becauseit's so bad.
I don't know that. You know what I mean?
With the friends that I had. Oh, trust me.

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Because people went so hard. People went bananas for the
books, people went bananas for the movies, but they it's not,
it's not in the, it's not in thesame way that that people are
going crazy for centers. No, Oh my God, I'm not equating.
No, I'm not. You're not.
I know you're not equating. I'm saying people, even when

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they loved the Twilight movies, never thought they were Oscar
worthy. Totally.
What's the other series that's like a young adult, but it's
like a soap opera series that's vampires that people watch now.
It's still on there isn't. It's like on TV.
Yeah, it is. There is.

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Fuck, you were talking about theHBO show?
I guess it's no longer on. It's been off the air for 10
years. True Blood, yeah.
It's been off the air for 10. Years again.
I don't consume vampire content,it's basically current.
Wait, I got to look it up. I went.
Honey, I don't consume vampire stuff.
I thought it was still. On to be honest with you, I

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don't really either, but. Wait, there's another in the
shadows? What we do in the shadows is
vampires, right? That's true, yeah.
What we do in the shadows is yeah, but it's not quite as
nearly as popular as True Blood was.
Sure, but True Blood was really popular.
And Buffy? It was.
And by the way, True Blood, Buffy, Yes, too.
But True Blood ended 11 years ago.

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OK, good, good, good. So anyways.
Here's the thing. That's The funny thing.
And and we I promise we won't. This won't be another Sinner's
take fully pie. Sorry, sorry, no.
No, no, it's fine. I I have not historically been
into vampires either. OK.
But, and I feel like generally speaking, people are either in

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like a zombie lane or a vampire lane.
OK. And some people are not in
either, and that's fine too. For me, I have like I was, I was
into The Walking Dead for like the first three seasons and then
I I'm over it and I'm not going to like anything zombies again
until I like something zombies again.

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But I don't like it because it'szombies.
I don't like it because it's vampires.
Sure, you know what I'm saying? OK.
And I would say normally vampires I think are incredibly
corny, but for some reason I just, it didn't bother me.
And sinners. OK.
It is funny though, when you think of like stories about
vampires have been around for thousands of years.

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How weird is that? OK.
Think about that. What other thing is like that?
Typically these stories, like, evolve as the times evolve, you
know what I'm saying? I'm counterpoint witches

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possession. Yeah.
All of that been been around just as long.
Yeah, totally. Equally as crazy.
No, I know. But you just said what else is
like that? And it's like a lot for.
Sugar. Like dinosaur movies or or
dinosaur stories? Yeah, like there's like cave

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paintings of. That's true.
Of all of these things, that's true, yeah.
Maybe it's more common than I. Probably a lot of topics.
Fine. Well, why are you saying it like
that? It's giving.
That's another thing on the listthat's like so last.
Year you're tired of its giving.I'm not really even that tired
of it to be honest. I use it all the time.

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I do hesitate lately because I feel like it's about it's on its
way out. I.
Agree, it's so useful. It is.
It does come in handy, that one.It's so useful because it's so a
perfect way. It's a perfect way to kind of
get to the point and sum up whatsomething's similar to.

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It is interesting. It does make you feel like if
you're using it too late though,you're a poser.
It's kind of how I feel about myhaircut currently.
What? And I'm not going to bring it up
again. 4th episode about your head.
Yeah, I know. I'm not going to.
I'm not going to go down the haircut rabbit hole.
A medium where no one's looking at you.
I understand, go ahead. But it's not about the way it

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looks specifically. But I have thought like maybe
maybe the reason it took me a while to come around on it is
because it's like it is a littlebit more an attempt at a younger
style, right? And I'm like, I don't know, is
that appropriate? I don't know.
That's where I've gotten hung upon it.
But it does have it's it. I have found it very interesting

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that Gen. Z is like so obsessed with 90s
stuff recently. And I feel like it kind of makes
sense why there's some crossoverthere.
Like for example, I think what'shappening is are.
You saying you have a 90s haircut?
No, no, no, I'm not saying I have a 90s haircut.
I'm saying I train of thought is, is my hair too young?

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Is it a Gen. Z haircut?
And then also I find it interesting Gen.
Z is obsessed with 90s stuff. OK.
And I think it's because we grewup with the 90s stuff.
Pendulum swung very hard in the direction of social media and
fame obsession and whatever. And I feel like Pendulum is
swinging back to just before we were obsessed with all that

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stuff. So I think that's where like
some of this nostalgia comes in for a decade where these people
were not alive in the same way that I have nostalgia for the
60s and 70s, and I was never there.
Point being, I figured out this week that Gen.
Z is now discovering Sonic Drivein for the first time.

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What? And a lot of Gen.
Z people are like, freaking out because they think it's so cool
that, like, some people will come up to your car and serve
you. Food.
Are they OK? And what do you mean, are they
OK? I think it's great.
No, no, how did they not know how is what do you mean
discovering Sonic like it's beenaround so it someone made it

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cool like some influencer went to Sonic.
And somebody shot a video probably and and that people
became obsessed with it. It's in the same It's like
saying vinyl records have alwaysbeen around.
Why are they cool now? Sure.
But it for some reason Sonic just feels different than vinyl
records. Totally.
But. My, my initial reaction to it

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was like, kind of pissed, right?Because it's like, that's what
we've been saying about Sonic, right?
On the other hand, I'm stoked because now I'm like, maybe
people are actually going to appreciate what Sonic has to
offer for the first time in a real way.
I love that place. Yeah, it'll bring you back to a
simpler time. All I want is a grilled cheese
and a tot. It's not that I'm saying the

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food is good for you. But in a cherry limeade.
Ah, Cherry Limeade A Route 44 Cherry Limeade Route Route 44
Cherry Limeade. Wait, do you actually say route?
I don't know. It's one of those that I don't
have confidence in one way or the other.
Well, there's songs that say Route 66, there's.
Also songs that say Route 66. No.

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Yeah, I mean you either say it route or route, it's the same.
Totally, but I just wouldn't have pegged you for a route guy.
Yeah, I mean, but that's what people say, oh, it takes state
route K for route K, not route 66.
It's the same thing. But there's not songs that say

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route or route. No one says Route 66.
Here we go. We find ourselves in one of
these again. We found ourselves in one of
these again. I'm just, I grew up on Route 66,
OK? Thank God, me too.
No, you didn't. Thank God I'm here.
First of all, I'm here because Ibecause I think I'm flagging
what exactly what the listener would be flagging if they were

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here in front of you. I think I'm flagging before you
flag it that I'm right. I think everyone listening
thinks, wow, Cameron's maximum right about that.
And then when you point out, they're like, whoa.
I think people listening are like, thank God, she spoke.
Up you bring in the like, whoa, what factor?
Whoa to my confidence factor. OK.

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You get what I'm saying? This is what happens when we
record Tuesday at 11:30. PM No, it's not 11:30, it's
12:15. It's fine anyhow.
Sonic on the rise again. You heard it here first.
OK, well get get in your cars. Also, way to bury the lead.
You went to Beyoncé last night. Beyoncé.

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I am part of the beehive. I've been indoctrinated.
Your thoughts? Yeah.
So God, I'm such a hater. I liked it.
I enjoyed the vibes. I was honored to be my friend's
guest. I'm about to fuck you up with
some truth. And I knew the hits she had her.

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Did she play the hits? Sort of.
She played a few moments of the hits.
See. That's a mistake.
Also it was cute because she hadher daughters.
One of her daughters is in her dancer like backup dancers crew
and literally just looks like a younger her.

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So she did some like throwback moves and it was cute.
And then her youngest daughter also came out at one point
during like a song about her andwaved and it was cute.
That's cute. There was definitely some inside
baseball that I went right over my head, you know?
What do you mean by that? Like there was stuff inside

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info. There was stuff that the crowd
cheered for that I was like, Oh yeah.
Like I didn't know what was exciting about it or like if
someone came out or. See, that's what I thought
whenever we were watching because we watched part of the
Stagecoach live stream and when people come out on stage, it's
like, I don't really, I don't recognize everyone.

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Right, so tell us who it is please.
Someone announced it or put it on screen please.
Just something because I know the music but like but I.
So overall, like exciting to be in the building, Happy I went,
got to see it. Couple takeaways as well.

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Yikes. There was a lot of empty seats.
Couple takeaways as well. Holy shit it was bad.
No, no, no. It was just like whoever planned
her tour, which possibly is her herself because.
I mean, definitely. It's Beyoncé.
I don't know, she just seems like she wants she would want to
control it all. OK, maybe I don't know.

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Whoever planned her tour just shouldn't have done five nights
in LA or. Whatever, specifically at Sofi
Stadium. Because.
The largest venue in the world. It was crazy because tickets are
going for under 50 bucks the dayof and before the day of and we
were in like a middle section and there were so many empty

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seats. And at one point she fly,
spoiler alert, she flies around the stadium in a car thing
that's suspended in the air and you could just see all these
empty seats. And I was like.
That's not a spoiler, it's all over.
Social media. And then the other thing is so
it was like 3 hours. Bitch loves an interlude.

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Holy shit, she loves an interlude.
There were interludes attached to other interludes.
Like I was like, there wasn't a full song there.
We've just mashed together interludes at this point
because. Even if I don't know all the
words. To a song I can vibe and dance.
I'm a good time. So I was like, you know what?

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Let me just get into this moment.
And then she would do 30 secondsof a beat and then do an
interlude and then 30 seconds ofanother song and then another
interlude and then open a video.And I was like, wait, what?
There were so many video breaks in between almost every two
songs. And it was just like a lot of

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videos of her walking and stuff and looking Western.
I always think those look so corny too, you know what I mean?
Some of the they're really stylist like she did
stylistically on par, like really editorial looks and.

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I some of it. Yeah, but it was really, it went
on for a long time, a lot of them.
I think it's cooler when people put up like graphics or images
or. Well, they did.
She did images of like family like at one point and.
Well, that's good. I I think it's just a little
cheesy when an artist puts theirown face.
It was, you know what I mean, Somuch of her face.

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Yeah, that's just a little. It was like, I would say a solid
35 to 40 minutes cumulatively over the course of the three
hour concert. 35 to 40 minutes were vignette videos while she
changed into other outfits. I'm not kidding.
I actually want to like ChatGPT now that she's played the first

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show, which was the one I went to because it was the first show
of the tour and I would like to know now that it's out there,
like if I'm correct about the cumulative minutes.
I'm sure you are. Do you think they'll change it
though? I wonder they kind of can't.
I was saying that I think TaylorSwift designed her tour for the

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fans and for the audience experience, and Beyoncé designed
her tour for herself. OK.
I mean, that makes sense. She is the kind of artist that
wants to nail every note and belt her heart out.
Yeah, and she sat down a lot andshe she did dance, but she was

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definitely more stationary for agood portion of songs.
She doesn't want to look sweaty,so she wants to go get dabbed
off in between every two songs. It's.
Very nice. She wants her hair to look
perfect again and get brushed inbetween stuff and she wants her
fans on. The her hair was.

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Doing the thing where she has fans stationed all along the
side of the stage to do the Beyoncé hair thing.
Yeah, she. So she would reset in between
every two songs and it kind of killed the momentum because then
a video would start playing. And I kept thinking we were at,
I guess on her last tour she didan intermission because my

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friend said she did. And I every time a video started
playing I was like, oh it's intermission, but then there was
no intermission. Maybe that was just an
understood thing. Maybe that's something about
Beyoncé's shows now that we justdidn't know.
Yeah. Like this interlude is your
opportunity to go to the bathroom, right?
But she did play, you know, someof the hits.

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She even played part of Crazy inLove.
Like old throwback, obviously. But part of it.
Why? Just part of it, Yeah.
Play the whole damn thing. No, I never.
I don't. Know, that's what the cool thing
about the Taylor Swift concert I'm not.
Totally sure we ever heard a full song, you know what I'm
saying? We did.
We did hear mostly all of Joleneand I thought maybe she was

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going to bring Miley or someone out but.
Like I saw videos of, I think itwas Stagecoach, the Goo Goo
Dolls played at Stagecoach. And I love the Goo Goo Dolls.
I love them so much. I love the music.
They've always been like a top band for me.
They did they they didn't reallysing their songs.

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They let the crowd sing them like I think it was Iris.
And I'm not trying to shit on. That's what people want to hear
and listen. In full transparency, these guys
came into my work and we did an interview with them and it's not
out yet, but it will be soon. And they're so nice.
They're the nicest guys. Oh yeah.
But it bums me out because he's like and I give up.

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Forever. Because I know.
Yeah. And it's like, oh, if you're
doing that for like 15 seconds, sure.
Of one one of the verses, sure. Not the whole song whole.
Song, you know, but it you know,I, I appreciate at least they

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were trying to get fans involvedand not forgetting their own
lyrics like we've seen other bands.
Do I think people do that because they can't hit all the
notes anymore? Some do, but in this case it
wasn't. I mean, that's the easiest notes
to hit. Yeah, I don't know.
It's basically the notes are talking level, you know?
Yeah, I don't know. Well, that's interesting though.

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I also, there was a guy next to us.
If you're going to go to the bathroom and this, you know, I
think I'm looking at you, but you at least try to time it
well. I try.
If you're going to go to the bathroom, I beg of you, don't do
it in the middle of what is it called.

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Oh my God, this ain't Texas. Texas Hold'em.
Yes, don't do it in the middle of one of the fucking hits.
Do it during, I don't know, one of the 18 video interludes.
If you're going to pee, wait forthe next goddamn vignette video
where we're all sitting down. Don't go during the middle of

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the best songs. He went twice and both times I
was taking a video one time and my friend was taking a video the
other time and it was during oneof the hits and he like walked
in front of our phones. And also it's the most exciting
time of the concert, you idiot. Like.

(26:41):
Judgement to the plaintiff. Shove your own piss up your ass.
Up your. Ass do you get piss in a bottle
in your seat? And drink it.
I do have a different Jew though, but that's fine.
I think I don't. I appreciate arena shows.

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I just don't think they're fullyfor me.
I think I like a more controlledexperience.
OK. I just don't think.
You've been to enough experience.
I don't think you've been to enough arena shows if you went
to Taylor Swift. Well, yeah, but I think I
appreciate Taylor Swift. I'm not saying I would never go
to them, but I think for the most part I like a a middle

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range concert experience, a middle of the road size wise,
you know what I mean? Sure, but will you go again to
Beyoncé, you think? No.
Problem. OK, I'm happy.
Fair enough. I'm happy.
I got to experience it. And you better believe I had a
good time. It just was.

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There were things I noticed. You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's fair. That's totally fair.
I had a question come up in acting class that I think you
could help me with my homework assignment.
I've been assigned that if I wasgiven $200,000 and I cannot the

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only stipulate. Oh, so it was like a distant
relative passed away that I don't know and left me $200,000
in their will. But the stipulation is that I
cannot spend it on anything practical, so I can't spend it
on loans or a house or like it. Has to be just.

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It has to. Be frivolous, fun money or
whatever. And examples being like taking
someone was like, oh, taking my grandmother to her homeland to
see it, you know, whatever. Or some the the best example

(28:57):
that he gave was this girl's ex cheated on her.
And she looked up how much moneyit would cost to rent a
billboard outside of his office building on Wall Street.
And then how much it would be todo a photo shoot with this Top
Model. And it's like this like Calvin
Klein male model and her and himto do like a photo shoot wrapped

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in each other's arms and then plaster it on a billboard right
outside of his office window on Wall Street.
And how much that would cost. And it was in because it was
like $75,000 or something because you can spend it on
multiple things. And so that every day at work,
he would have to look at that. And it was like super petty, but
like amazing because you can't spend it on something practical.

(29:45):
And so I thought we could come up with what I would spend
200,000 on or what, what your gut instinct is 2 things.
Top of off the top, you know, a pet psychic immediately, because
I keep thinking about it, I keeptalking about it.
I want a pet psychic. That's fine.

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But OK, what what about the other $199,500?
Or she's on retainer. OK?
And so every time the dog's in amood, I'm like, I call her up
and I'm like, fair here, you're on retainer.
What is he saying? What's the deal?
OK, what's his fucking deal today?
You want. OK, what was the other one?

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You had a second. One so a pet psychic on retainer
and then the other one was some sort of because I get really
excited about just like petty vengeance, obviously.
Yeah, so I was. Thinking not to be confused with
petty vengeance, right? We're just talking about the
pets. No, no, no.
Petty, got it. Petty vengeance.

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So something to do. Something billboard esque.
Like the example but for my dad.See, it's interesting you say
that. What if I got my mom a 911
Porsche, which was his dream carand let her like light it on
fire? I mean, that'd be cool or
something. But I don't know if he would.
In front of his home. Yeah, but it's not his car, you

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know what I mean? But like you got to find a way
to do a sicker burn than. That, but something like that,
you know, so I don't know. It's interesting because when
you first started prompting me with this, I was like, OK, well
you can't spend it on bills or anything like that.
It has to be fun money. That's interesting exercise.
But then when you gave me the example of the girl being petty,

(31:28):
I feel like that's the first place my head went.
Was something to do with your dad?
Yeah. So it's interesting that you
went there too. But I feel like it would need to
be something like, it's not enough that he would witness
your mom trashing his a car thathe likes because he, you know,

(31:48):
he has a different car. It's not his car, but maybe
there's a way. Or like I bought.
It. Parked it in OH.
Where he wins the car and then we.
Destroy it, you know. What I mean?
Yeah, yeah, and it's in the fineprint.
So it's legal? Somehow we legalize it, yeah.
Because when you enter a contest, you never read the fine

(32:11):
print. Right.
True. So he enters a contest, he wins
his dream car, and then we trashit.
Or maybe there's something like oh I, I have a pretty good one.
Or I pay someone to just like follow him and make him super
bad. I haven't, no.
I mean, that's that's not quite as creative as I feel like we

(32:32):
need. To be.
I know, I know, I know for sure.How about you?
He he enters some like, I don't know why I'm going to the
contest route, but like, let's say he enters a contest and a
fake contest and wins like a twoweek vacation.

(32:53):
But all of the places he goes, we find a way to make them very,
very miserable. Meaning like he thinks he's
going to a five star resort in Thailand.
He gets there. It's a Motel 6.
Or like it's almost like a modern day fucked up version of
Christmas Past, present and future, like the Scrooge Mcduck.

(33:16):
Like, that's hilarious, You knowwhat I mean?
Where you're just like pulling, yeah, you're pulling all the
strings, but it's like making you realize you're a horrible
person. I mean this is all.
I think it's worth thinking of some non dad things too.
Totally, but because of. Obviously my brain goes first to
the pets, like I need to know what they think and feel and say

(33:39):
and then vengeance. You know what I mean?
We have priorities, but. And I feel like the acting class
guy, teacher, we'll call him, that doesn't want a lame answer
like, oh, I would just spend it on a vacation.
No, yeah. He wants like a creative answer.
Yeah, totally. And or being like, I mean, I

(34:02):
could say like a world crew, like, and then the whole like
left mom high and dry or left people high, like, oh, well, he
said they were going to go to all these places and now I'm
sending her to all these places.Like, that could be part of it,
yeah. That could be part.
Of it world cruise. What about a non a non dad thing

(34:23):
being like you self fund like a Netflix special?
It can't. So we asked.
It can't. That's considered practical
because it's for your career. Yeah, or obviously it would have
been for that, but it can't be for career or like anything like
that. It has to be.
I know what my answer would be. What?

(34:45):
I would buy a Walmart or something.
And destroy everything inside Wait.
I would fucking love that so. Much.
It's like a rage room. You just go in there, you invite
10 of your closest friends for I've I've had this dream.
I had a dream actually once where I did this.
And this is where this idea originated.

(35:06):
So you start by, you know, did you ever do a lock in when you
were in high school? Yes.
You essentially do a lock in with your 10 closest friends.
Oh my. God, can I steal?
It they come to. Yeah, steal it.
They come to the Walmart. Let's just call it a Walmart,
for lack of better example. Yeah.
And the first thing you do when they get there is like, let's
have the most fun possible. Let's eat everything we want to

(35:28):
eat. Let's have some drinks.
Let's go to the electronics department and play a bunch of
games on 20 televisions at the same time.
Let's play soccer in the aisles.It's whatever.
And then at the end of the night, you fucking trash the
place. You can play hide and seek, you
can do all kinds of stuff. And then you just destroy that

(35:50):
motherfucker. Now my heart and head goes to
it's so much waste but. Ignore that.
In order to make ourselves feel better, could I say that I'm
donating an entire Walmart's worth of stuff to charity and
then also destroying a whole? One, I mean, we probably
couldn't do it for 200 thou. How much could?

(36:16):
How much could a Walmart? Cost $10.
I mean, no, I mean, I it would aWalmart fully stocked couple
million. Oh, shit.
You know, so we have to, we haveto think of the, the smaller
version of this grocery store could could work ALDI.
Yeah, or something like, I don'tknow.
We can figure, we can figure this out.

(36:39):
I don't think you need to worry about the philanthropic part of
it. You know what I mean?
Because was there a charity element to ruining your dad's
life? No, but that's not hurting any.
It's not wasting or hurting anyone else.
We're not hurting anyone else inthis situation.
The one person that deserves. It's just wasting.
It's certainly wasting stuff, but like, we're not hurting.

(37:01):
It but like kid over. Yourself.
Yeah. OK yeah.
I mean, if I were Mr. Beast, that's exactly what I would do
is I would say Oh yeah, we're doing this video and then we're
also buying 10,000 people housesor something.
Yeah yeah. But God, doesn't that sound like
a blast. Damn.
You're right, my budget, I have to like be mindful because in my

(37:22):
head I'm like OK fuck yeah blah blah blah blah.
Rattling stuff off. I might have already hit 200,000
like. Easily.
But that would be my answer though, Yeah.
And it's still a lifelong dream.I I hope to do it one day.
You know what you can do? Here's what it is.

(37:43):
This actually happened in my town.
It was a big deal in Fenton, MO when we got a new Walmart and
for one weekend the old Walmart and the new Walmart open at the
same time because they had to transition over.
You know, after that when new Walmart is fully up and running,

(38:04):
what are they going to do with old Walmart?
What did they tear it down? OK.
That's the that's the non wasteful version.
Before you tear it down, let us come in and have a fun weekend.
Mm hmm, there you go. Buy out.
Frankly, we could probably do itfor 5 grand.
It's a little, it's a little serendipitous because my dad

(38:26):
used to work for Walmart. It is a little serendipitous on
that level. He can be there and maybe we he
watches us do it. Yeah, this is what we think.
Of anyway. It's a fun exercise though.
I like. It it is.
It's a fun acting class. Exhilarating.
Are you ready to Jehud for real?Yeah.

(38:50):
Do you get it? Listen to me very carefully.
I know everything. I watch it.
Stop. You're a moron.
So is your mother. You are an example of why people
should have to take tests beforethey're allowed to have
children. Do you get it?
I was manifesting going to Stagecoach, right?

(39:12):
Yeah. And while that didn't happen
this year, we didn't get free tickets or whatever or someone
asking us to go or a brand deal,blah, blah, blah.
That's fine, OK, It didn't work out.
It'll work out another time. I do deeply feel that we are
going to be invited to go for free at some point soon.

(39:32):
Sure. And maybe it didn't happen this
year. We had a lot going on anyways.
But in almost. Incident happened and then I was
deeply disrespected today. So I work for a social media
company and I had stated that I was manifesting this to one of

(39:53):
my Co workers. And then he got a funny look in
his eye and go goes oh you're trying to go.
And he had just gone to weekend one of Coachella and he's like,
oh, let me see if I can. Help you out with that.
I'll see if I could get you knowif my hook up comes through that
came through for Coachella and Iwas like oh great, that'd be

(40:15):
awesome. And then he's like, if if I
could get you to go, like, wouldyou get content for us?
And I'm like. No, no I wouldn't.
I go off, I said. Of course I would get as much
content as you needed. And also it's like literally my
job. Also, it's not like I'm really
doing you a favor. It's just doing the job that we

(40:35):
both needed to do. So I was like, yeah, for sure,
keep me posted. And we just left it at him being
like, OK, I'll see what I can doto hook it up.
I'll keep you posted. And I was like, great.
So I left that conversation withlike a mini sparkle in my eye.
Also, he didn't have to say anything when I was like, yeah,

(40:57):
I really want to go to Stagecoach, like I'm trying to
manifest, but we'll see. And then I said like, well, last
year I got invited the day before, so I'm not ruling
anything out 'cause it was the week before when we had this
conversation and he's like, Oh yeah, definitely whatever.
So he was like super like, I'll get back to you, supportive,

(41:18):
whatever. Never heard from him again.
And I just didn't bother him. Like, I just didn't necessarily
follow up and bother him 'cause we were also having a really
busy week and I was trying to just, if it's supposed to
happen, it'll happen. And if it doesn't, it doesn't
like someone he knows I want to go.
So either he's going to reach out and say you get to go or

(41:40):
he's not like, you know what I mean?
And then today on a meeting, he casually said to like a group of
people that I was on the meetingand he didn't even seem to care
that he was saying this in frontof me.
He's like. Oh yeah, I randomly went to
Stagecoach. I only went for a day though.
I left early 'cause it wasn't myvibe.

(42:04):
What? What did?
He think was going to happen. So as someone that just went to
Coachella weekend 1, you literally were just at the same
fairgrounds and you said you loved Coachella.
So you it's not the sense that amusic festival isn't your vibe
because you were at the exact same location with the exact

(42:25):
same bars, the exact same stages, the exact same
everything, bathrooms, porta potties, all been there for
three weekends. So it's the fact that it's a
country music festival. That's not your vibe quote UN
quote, which I don't know. You probably would have gotten
the idea that a country music festival wasn't your vibe

(42:48):
before. You win if you don't like.
Country also it's different if he paid for the ticket.
It's different if you paid for the tickets.
Whatever, this was clearly the hookup.
Spoiling your own slot. So the hookup that he was
supposed to get me he used for himself instead but then pissed
it away because he doesn't like country.

(43:09):
So then he went and left and wasted the passes.
He. Only was there for a day.
Because it quote wasn't his fucking vibe.
And then he's like, I don't know, I didn't really get it.
It wasn't my vibe. So we left early.
I randomly went what do you meanrandomly?
Because a week before you said you had the hook up so you

(43:31):
didn't. It wasn't.
It's also. If you.
Planned it, right? You drove there.
You planned to be there. You contacted someone to be
there. You meant to go there.
I could have gone. I'm just saying you teased me.
You dangled something in front of my face that I said I was
trying to manifest in haunted. You wasted a free opportunity on

(43:54):
yourself even though you know you don't like country music.
That's dumb. Instead of sending the person
that could have also done the job for you, gotten content that
you needed to get done your job while you did whatever you
wanted to do with your weekend that wasn't country festival
related, and then use the freebie on the person that gave

(44:15):
a fuck about being there and would have really enjoyed
themselves. So and then and then, OK, all of
that's true, you chose to waste the freebie.
You chose to do go yourself. You chose to be the one going
for a day and then driving all the way back, blah, blah, blah.
It wasn't your vibe. Great, great, great.
That's all true. And then on a meeting in front

(44:36):
of the person you dangled it in front of, you shit talk it and
act like we didn't just have this conversation a week ago.
Do you have fucking amnesia? It's such an obtuse like tone
deaf thing to say hello. I was like begging to go and
then you're like yeah I randomlywent and I like didn't like it

(44:58):
and left early. Oh my God, spoiled fucking brat.
What an idiot. Judgement to the plaintiff.
Take your God damn free Stagecoach passes and shove them
up your ass. Do.
You. Get.
It oh wait, you already did because you literally left.

(45:18):
Do you? Do you?
Do you? Do you?
Do you? Do you?
Do you get it? I don't think he does get it.
Also, yeah, that's annoying. I don't like like again, he he
didn't buy his own ticket. If he bought his own ticket and
then chose not to use it fully, that's on.
Then whatever it was a freebie. It's ruining the yeah, I've been
down that. Also, I don't even get that it's

(45:40):
not your vibe. If you loved Coachella, you
would love Stagecoach, and there's a ton of acts at
Stagecoach that aren't country. There's it's, it's like barely
can be considered a country festival.
Like if anything, they've. Sold out to be not country.
Like Creed headlined. Right.
Creed, I don't think it is country anymore.

(46:04):
Yeah, they're rock. I think it's a cultural
festival. Yeah.
So there's a lot happening therethat's not country, but OK.
It's just funny. People don't.
People just don't. Care.
There's a whole Diplo tent. Right.
So if you liked Coachella, I don't understand how you would

(46:25):
not like Stagecoach, but OK. If anything, I've heard the
opposite. I've heard if you like
Coachella, you'll love Stagecoach.
Yeah, nevertheless. Nevertheless.
I did want to share one more thing before we go OK that I'm
very excited about. It's very dumb, but I love it.
One of my favorite game shows ofall time is Match Game, and

(46:49):
they've tried to revamp the showso many times.
So many times. The most recent time hosted by
Alec Baldwin. And they didn't do a new season
of that for the last three or four years, but it was when they
did like pressure, luck and all this other stuff on ABC.
I wonder, I truly wonder why. But saw some very excellent news

(47:11):
today that I'm very excited about.
They're going to do it again. Martin Short is going to host
and I'm like. God bless.
That's amazing. Oh my God.
That's amazing, Yes. So I'm very stroked about that.
Oh wow. And I think that Martin Short
will go down as I think he's themale Betty White.

(47:35):
Right now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like I feel like he he's always been loved.
What about? Steve Martin, He's the male
Betty White. Maybe looks like the male Betty
White. Maybe, but I feel like Steve
Martin has always been kind of beloved.
And Martin Short. I think he's only recently

(47:55):
started getting his flowers, so I'm very excited to see it.
Martin Short reminds me of like Leslie Jordan of Leslie.
Jordan. Leslie, right?
The old guy, The precious. That passed away.
Yeah, you're right. Similar energy, yeah.

(48:17):
OK, that's really cool. I know, I know, it's random.
But yeah, that's like a really perfect choice.
Thank God whoever did that. We did recently also see that
the new host of the 1% Club is Joel McHale.
Less interesting. I love Joel McHale, don't get me
wrong. I was the soup girl till I die

(48:40):
OK? Obsessed Love Joel.
Where's the butt here? Again, the 1% meaning you're
just you found maybe possibly ifyou're going to do the 1%.
Just possibly don't pick a whitemale, pick anyone else.

(49:06):
I would take a woman. A white woman, fine, OK, but
preferably a woman of color or aperson of color if it's going to
be a man, a man of color, someone other than a white man
to host the 1% club. Are we not getting?
How on the nose it is? It is very on the nose.

(49:27):
It's so on the. Nose.
I and I think. For I'll just say I think if
Joel McHale was in the room withus today, right now, he would
go, yeah. Yeah, but he wants his paycheck
so he can be part of the 1%. I'm not saying that he should
have turned it down. No, but I'm saying the point
remains. You would.

(49:47):
Track the logic totally. Yeah, the point remains.
And he probably. Was in his living room with his
wife going. What?
Yeah, I don't get it. I'll take it.
The checks clear. So just again, no one seems to
be using their brain for that one, but thank God someone did
for the Martin Short. Isn't that fun?
Yeah, I'm very excited for it. Me too, I love that.

(50:10):
When does it come out start? It'll probably be happening.
This summer I would imagine theythey flip those pretty quickly
and game shows are a a big summer thing.
Anyway, love you all. Hope you have a great week.
Thanks for being with us. Yeah, thanks.
Do you have any parting words ofwisdom?

(50:32):
No, I just thinks the I think tonight the pod was podding.
You know, I'm meaning to talk toyou about that.
I don't really like when you saythings like that.
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