Sh**ged Married Annoyed
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
Episodes
January 9, 2026 • 64 mins
Happy New Year Smas & Das!
Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recent party!
Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate!
And BIG news! You can whatsapp the podcast now. Send us your beefs, your stor...
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January 7, 2026 • 46 mins
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie.
This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group.
All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some chat about Bridget's new Tour 'Jacket ...
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January 1, 2026 • 49 mins
This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes!
We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last few years of festive episodes! Expect to hear from Barry and Belinda Beef, a trip to Lapland and an ill advised hat.
Festive QFTP's involve the legend that is Jackie, some sweaty veg and some very inappropriate public heavy petting!
The podcast will return for a PKMA episode on Ja...
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December 31, 2025 • 42 mins
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster
and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own tales to share. Plus, the trio discuss comedy, John's podcast ‘How Do You Cope’ and his new book ‘Thirst’.
You can find all episodes of How Do you Cope wherever you get your Podcasts.
Thirst: Twelve Drinks That Changed My Life is
available for pre-order!
Today, get Huel’s full L...
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December 26, 2025 • 47 mins
It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey)
Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter
and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories!
There’s a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!
Follow Carl on Instagram and TikTok:
Instagram @carl_hutchinson_comedy
TikTok @carlhutchinsoncomedy
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December 24, 2025 • 57 mins
The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their
thoughts on the festive season!
They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read.
So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and
have a very Merry Christmas!
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December 19, 2025 • 61 mins
It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcast wishes!
This week on the podcast Chris is celebrating a milestone (kind of), Rosie reveals her potential favourite season and the pair discuss the future...
The beefs are wild, literally, and Chris questions Rosie's parenting. All of this plus some great QTFP's which are not f...
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December 17, 2025 • 35 mins
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what life was like in the camp and why she thinks Chris and Rosie should give it a go!
They also discuss the fun Vogue had on this year 's Gladiator Celebrity Special (BBC ONE Christmas Day 3.35pm). Spot Bot anyone?!
All of this plus a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous, doomed busine...
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December 12, 2025 • 55 mins
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS!
There are some hoover beefs.
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December 10, 2025 • 34 mins
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster star, Ania Magliano!
Ania does some couple's counselling with the pair and reveals why her and her partner called it quits on their couple's podcast. They also discuss facial hair and Ania's new Tour 'Peach Fuzz'.
All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep me Anonymous' AND Chris learns how one particular swear word has been given a glow up! ...
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December 5, 2025 • 56 mins
It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time!
Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last year and an unusual use for medical syringes.
There are also some dinner and bin based beefs plus QFTP involving bubble wrap, a driving instructor and a very very VERY bad commute.
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December 3, 2025 • 48 mins
On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard!
As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Russell talks about life as a new Dad, stand up on less sleep and what his new Tour 'Don't tell the Algorithm' is all about! Plus Russell talks about his own podcast 'Russell Howard's Five Beautiful Things'
For tickets to Russell's Tour visit russell-howard.co.uk
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November 28, 2025 • 57 mins
There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more!
Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist!
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November 26, 2025 • 47 mins
Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an episode!
They discuss everything from what they would do in a Zombie Apocalypse, thoughts on Zodiac signs and why eating your own faeces might be the new trend! All of this plus Joanne reads one of your filthy stories!
Joanne is currently on tour with her show Pinotphile and you can get ...
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November 21, 2025 • 61 mins
There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed!
Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to the shops), Rosie goes to see Five and has some beef with their security guard, whatsapp group names are revealed and they don't show anyone in a good light!
All of this plus some tasty beefs and some great QFTP's involving a one hour developing service, some icky future planning and ...
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November 19, 2025 • 52 mins
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs
who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into
everything from being a dad to two under two, doing karaoke with Mark Wright and how his family and friends will always keep him grounded. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep Me Anonymous' from one of you lovely SMAS!
If you would like your story to be read out by a special
guest, em...
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November 14, 2025 • 60 mins
Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and some heating beef.
The pair discuss the future of Robots, Aesop’s Fables and an AI theory.
There are some filthy QTFP’s that involve a Sausage Dog, a hairdryer and some old school developed photos!
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November 12, 2025 • 38 mins
This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks about her Podcast 'Single Ladies in Your Area' and her up coming tour 'Floozy'.
The trio also discuss dating in your 30's, tinder bios and of course there is a brilliant listener email!
If you would like your email read out by a guest get in touch shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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November 7, 2025 • 63 mins
On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin and quite a reveal about his oversized Goldfish. Rosie explains how a bottle of Gaviscon featured on a night out and we also find out why she isn't keen on trick or treating!
As well as all of this there are beefs and some brilliant (and windy) QFTP's!
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November 5, 2025 • 37 mins
This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the joys of touring and how Sarah and Aston met!
And of course, Chris and Rosie ask Aston about the legendary JLS condoms! All of this plus a brilliant PKMA...
Find details to the JLS tour at jlsofficial.com
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