December 31, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It was nineteen ninety four and radio was such a
bull Every station that you heard sounded solely. Then came
two good old boys freaking through that static noise, and
my radio ain't never been the same. It's a very
funny thing how they make us laugh and saying, I'm

(00:38):
so glad that you all of those critics wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You got Raking, you got.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Buble Man, that just stained the lover from Alabama to you.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Lit the world still Bohm strong Man. I love to
say that Ricking Bubo. Hey, Rick here, I hope you're
enjoying the best of Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty
one years of radio gold. But don't forget. On January

(01:11):
the sixth, a brand new era begins the Rick Burgess Show. Speedy,
Greg and Adamer would join me get all the details
right now at rickburgesshow dot com. The only family in
this show that is more chaotic than the Burgess family,
my family is the Greenwoods. The Greenwoods are one of

(01:31):
the most chaotic families. So when Ryan said to me, hey,
my daughter is cheering for her team and they are
only I'm not making this up, probably what not even
a half a mile from my house.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
As the crow flies lesson.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Let yeah, and so what the plan was, I would
go to my son's football game. It would end I
would drop my family off at my house, shoot down
and pick up Ryan, shoot over, pick you up and go.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
And the plan changes and Ryan is not with you.
You're coming to get me first. And here is a
sign of things.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, you know, keep in mind Ryan. I could throw
a rock and hit where Ryan should have been picked up. Okay,
at a big open parking lot, at a high school.
Okay on paper. Of course, to no one's surprised the
Greenwoods couldn't get that plan together. I mean, no offense.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Greenwoods are as close to a tropical depression as far
as a people that you can have.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I mean, it's just always a calamity.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
And I can relate to them because that's the life
I live. So I'm not surprised. It's a lot of
different schedules and things going on. Had the big the
Rick and mother of the website e newsletter that went
out yesterday, Lots going on, no offence. I'm glad we
have an email newsletter, but I would rather have my
van not gas. Well, the good news is the next next, next,
week's Indians letter.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
We'll have a picture of the vans when okay, good up.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
And we were and you don't get to drive the van, lot.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, And I was, and I was saying I had
a long day's friend friend. You know when you get
behind a big vehicle and you start driving it. You
used to driving a Honda Cord, you know what I mean.
I mean, I'm using a little scat car and now
I'm at the wheel of what basically these Southern comfer vans.
If y'all seen them, they're basically a rolling apartment and
it's an aparming on wheels.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I told you when you picked me up, a.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Little too relaxing, and they're too please relaxing.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Please don't go to sleep, roll this van and kill
us because I'm out of sick.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Day, that's right. And you did say that as I
was getting closer to the house, and uh, you.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Know, we we head out of my neighborhood and you
made a very close call on a mailbox.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I didn't I didn't even see.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Now, And you know why, I didn't want to overreact,
because if you're used to driving and I am, and
you're in the passenger side, it's worse over it.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You feel like you're in the ditch, Yes, you do.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
So when I saw that mailbox come by your van
very close, I almost said something. I said, No, I'm
just not used to being in the passenger side. I'm
not going to say anything. I know that Rick doesn't
have too much van.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So I get over there and get right and it's
getting it's and it's taking a little too long to
get path out here. But you know it's taking a
little too long for me to get pointy Tory Atlanta.
You know what I mean? Is that the worst part
back through that when you're going somewhere to try to
get pointed in the right direction. Right now, we're officially rolled. Well,
the first.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Playing were officially rolled.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
The price playing was we're gonna be rolling by eight.
Well you go eight fifteen, eight twenty. We're filling up
with gas, no big deal. But when it gets to
nine forty five, you know, we gotta get out of town.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
We're ever gonna get there. So so forty five. Ryan
Greenwood has two problems with his driveway, and one of
them is he'll let his bushes get away from him.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Big bushes.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, a little bit. Well, look because if you live
in a house of cards, you can't afford landscape. No,
you know what I mean. So you know what you can.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
You can to fool the neighbors, but you cut it
once a year, right And you know what Ron was figuring,
I won't cut it. The frost will get them, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, because I was coming his driveway, here's the factors
in the house, and I had a lot of van.
The factors was, don't get eat up by this bush.
It's halfway into the driveway. Okay, don't get eat up
by it. And don't hit that dog they got because
it's it's it's as big as a horse, you know
what I mean. And and and and that would total

(04:53):
the whole van, you know what I mean. Yeah, So
anything like hitting the deer, yeah, yes, some great you
would have had lights, no front bumper, you lin, I
didn't have a radio. We had Hey, we got a
new beautiful yard and fenced in. Look, I tell you,
let's get let's get a great dang. Sure, so she's tore.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
This is Ryan at home feeding betting his dog.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I mean, you know, I've heard of doing a tribute
to John Ridder, but you should get Clifford to big
red and dollars. I know that's a lottle ridiculous, but
here is.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
We're trying to turn into Ryan's uh driveway, and I've
got you, I've got my my power aid there. You know,
I'm trying to work on that anemic situation. Just take
him ahead. And I noticed the mailbox at Ryan's house
coming under the window and under the mirror on the
passenger side. And by then I quickly try to get
the drink down and go, hey, Rick, watch that mail.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah yeah, he said, you're all over that mailbox, just
as it's tearing my office.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
And uh, you know what a terrible.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, No, I had it up.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
It was Ricky.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Hey, y'all.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I didn't hear what he was saying because because the
metal was drounding amround, buddy, you might want to watch
that mumble yeah, rick, Rick looks at me and said,
what do you say?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I said, you just cleaned their mailbox.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Club and baseballs in this rat turner field. This one
wouldn't be like look heads up, so uh so hey,
and it takes it and just spinds it off the
top like that. Rip it just tearing, it just just
ripping it.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Can I tell you high school vandals everywhere saluting you
today because they couldn't do that with an Eastern bad No,
no way, Rick. Now you spun that baby around. And
I got out, and it was dark because Ryan can't afford,
you know, floodlights, and and I was trying to.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Feel what he called the black because that van keeps
getting I mean, that buskey is getting light keeps growing.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
And I was trying to feel on the van, trying
to kill that bush. Just see how bad the van was.
And I like cutting my hand on it, and I thought.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well, this is not, Bubby goes. I don't know if
it's too bad that I oh, we got that. He said, fact,
they cut my hand, that's not. And there's and you
know it's bad when there's like a little hen of
smoking here, you know what.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I mean, it's honting that what it was.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
There's more grinding that hot. You don't want you get
your vehicle to be hot to the touch of it,
just scraped on something. You go out there and like
ride's mailboxes, like it looks like like when metals burned
to the point that it's kind of criss the bottom
of us all red. You know from from the friction
of hey and that and that that that mailbox is useless, sir,

(07:28):
it's gone, and you know what, thinking afford a new one?
And you know I've already had to buy in one
car and I'm gonna have to favorite mailbox. You remember
he hit me at the time I tapped it on
that insurance? Did y'all do that, I'll take care of that. Well, yeah,
I had to buy it. But remember because I hit
him in the parking to me, Yeah, I got problems
on vehicles. But but we had him and talked about
the fact your wife is gonna be irate.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well, fan, that's all I could think of because I
love you, rickd Up. You may remember the show where
y'all borrowed the van. The reason you've had to buy
it was a fact that carry straight to us.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Yeah, I had to buy this, and you were.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Doing your little bit about reminding her all day long.
I can't wait you get hold.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hey, share you got too much, man, won't you let
the man handling?

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, let me show you how to turn this good? God, Hey,
watch the mailbo by bout this. Here's sand Wright's mail
gout bottom. Then you got a bottom of it and
you don't have a bottle on your bobby.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Nineteen minutes past the hour, Welcome into a Best of
Rick and Bubba Show. It's a pleasure once again to
be hosting today and so we thank you so much
for being with us. I am speaking and we'll be
hosting Best of Us till January the sixth, when will
then debut the Rick Burgess Show. You go to Rick
burgesshow dot com for more information, lots to discuss, lots
to talk about here during the Best of Rick and

(09:11):
Bubba's show. This one's been coming up here on the
show recently and so it's been requested to play.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Take a litten, Mark.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I have a story to share with you and Bubba
this morning, and Don Juan and.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Cassio's it is. It is not good. And Cassio and
Don one won't appreciate this as much as you and
Bubba will because y'all are married, you know, because this
is something all of us married folks can relate to.
There's really nothing no where's the story going. There's really
there's really nothing worse than for you wife to be

(09:46):
mad at you and I and my wife does not
want me to tell the story on there to live
in the corner of an attic. Yes, a house with
an angry woman. Yes, that is from the Bible.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
In case anyone to know.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Bear phrase. My wife stays mad at me half the time.
So yeah, and lately I seem to be in trouble
more often. And I don't know why. I don't know
what what what why?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
This is my stall.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I'm not I've really dropped a little bit. And uh,
and I stay in trouble a lot more than I
used to. And uh, we're you know, we're we're we're
getting new furniture for the house because we lived there
a year and there's rooms that don't have any furniture,
and we finally have stepped up to get the furniture.
So now keep in mind, as you all know, being married,
any furniture that you had prior to the purchase, then
of course just out of nowhere becomes no good, right,

(10:33):
you know what I mean, It's unworthy. So it all
gets moved down to where I live in the bottom
of the house, in the you know, the built in
basement down there. So there's a table that, of course,
you know, we had to decorate and stick in the
corner well, now it's no good because it may not match,
you know, the new furniture coming in. So I say
to my wife and I admit this because it's just

(10:54):
what in a very rick Burgess lazy, I hate to
hassle with stuff mode. She says, we need to move
table downstairs because they're bringing the furniture intomorrow. I said, Cherry,
I said, you know we're paying X. I said, sure,
do they can move the table downstairs for us? You know,
because I said, I'm not like that comes into de Yeah,
I said, I'm not a mover. I don't have I
don't I don't have those skills. I said, that'd be

(11:16):
like you asked me to go change the old in
your car. You know, we pay people to do that
because I know good at it, you know what I mean?
Because I don't have those skills, I said, I don't
want you know. Uh and she and she says, I
can't believe that you're gonna sit there and make them
move this table that'll take us five minutes to move,
or something to that effect. I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I don't remember the exact words. You say, Yeah, go
ahead and believe it.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Well no, because at this point, I said, you know,
I won't get peace until we move this table downstairs
now in the very lazy no house away. I think, well,
I'll just roll it down the steps down into the
uh down into the basement, and then just put it
in some vacant room or something.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Get it out of the way.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Because this table, which was so crucial to us that
I already had to move in one day now, is
meaningless in the in the new picture. So as we
start coming down the steps with it, I realized she
ain't gonna fit through the door because because of the legs. Okay,
now let me let me, let me give my wife credit.

(12:19):
My wife said, take it out the door around through
the bottom, and I said, now we can get it
down the steps through that door.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, that was my call. Okay, but I'm not and
you take credit.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I'm not too big a man or too proud
to admit that it ain't gonna fit, even though I've
beat it around pretty good trying to get it in
that door. Okay, Now my wife is on the top
end guiding. Y'all see the picture. The doorframe looks pretty
good too. Now my wife is on a good day,
five foot one I mean that that's her as tall
as she can get. That's that's what that's what that's

(12:54):
wearing heels, you know what I mean. And so so she, uh,
she wrestles with it. I wrest with it, and I
call it off and I say, look this, this ain't
gonna fit. I'm going upstairs. And I drag it back
to the top of the steps and I said, I'll
take it out the door. I don't see why we
couldn't just let them move it like you know, I mean,

(13:16):
like that's you know, And I'm ranting. Now now, folks,
you already know what kind of trouble I'm already in
because she's ranting to me and I'm ranting, and I'm
going this the double rant. About that time, I said,
she says, what are you doing? I said, well, let's
just take it out the door like you She said,
oh no, she said, it'll fit.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
And then, folks, I hear the words you never want
to hear.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I'll just do it myself.

Speaker 10 (13:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Well, me trying to be the man I was gonna
teach you about lesson, I said, fine, Well, about that time,
I hear the most awful bouncing of a table and
I hear my life, my life scream, and I thought,
oh my gosh, I filled my wife and I round

(14:11):
the corner, and gentlemen, what I see down at the
bottom of those steps a table lodged in a door
to where it had just bounced with as much speed
as it could, rolling like a ball because it's like
her tire coming down those steps, because it's a round table, okay,
knocking my wife through the basement almost to the other

(14:33):
landing just feet from the door. Down there, she's face down,
laying in the floor, screaming, wanting, wanting, wanting something horrible
to happen to me. And I am like, oh my gosh,
my wife took the table to the forehead as it
began to come down the steps, bouncing, I mean bouncing

(14:55):
out of control down the steps, knocking my wife into
the basement. And now it's lodged in the door. Now, statement, so.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
How many people, how did you survive that?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Listen? How many people who are married? And I want
to see y'all get your hands up. You know, as
much as I wanted to help her, I did not
want to go down there, you know what I mean.
And the table is lodged so much I can't get
to her, and I have to crawl through the table
to get to her. How long do you think it
took before blame began to just come pouring?

Speaker 11 (15:29):
I mean, I mean when the table was rolling, the
blame was started.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
When it started, I heard it bouncing down the steps,
and I thought, please let her be out of the way.
And then you hear that terrible scream as you know,
the table has either rolled over. You know what I mean,
what has happened? And uh she needles to say, you know,
as as I look, and she's got a nod on
her forehead, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
And I mean, and how's it look? Well, the word
the word klingon comes.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
To mind, you know, I mean, it's.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
It's not funny.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Well it is now I mean, well now that but
I mean I'm talking about look at it from my
point of view. I mean, be me is the part
that is so terrible. She's hurt, but and somebody's gonna pay,
you know what I mean, And take a wild guess.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Who it's gonna be?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Your top of the list man. So about this time,
when she's in the floor, I believe injured because I
was too lazy to do what she want to do
in the beginning, because I had suggested let the movers
handle it tomorrow, because they're the pros.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
That's what you should have done, So you should double
back to that. See the amateur's handling it.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I tried. I tried that idea, but it didn't it
didn't seem to hold a lot of water. Then the
knocking of the door of an appointment of a guy
who was coming out to uh do the yearly turmite
bond was knocking on the door. I go to see him,
and he wonders why we have to enter the house
by going all the way around to the back. And

(17:08):
so I finally get Cherry up off the floor and
she's now laying back on a bed with an ice
pack on her head. Uh, you know, various times screaming.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I said, shine or do whatuld that mean?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Anything? Close? It had shine her potential, But I don't
think right on the top of the nose there, oh man.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
But uh.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Then as the pest control guy starts making his way
down the steps, he sees a table lodged and cutting
off the basement to his access.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
And I said, got me a table stuck here in
the door? Very calmly. This is what you'll love. You will,
y'all will love this. Calm as he could.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
He reaches down with a hand, not even with a wrench,
and goes and unscrews two legs on the table, pops
them off, rows it into the room, off to the side,
and says, okay, let me get over here, and goes
on to what he's doing.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
You know what I mean, I got me a table.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Y'all wouldn't believe how how easy he took the legs
off that table. The only thing worse than the home
argument is for somebody to be physically hurt. The only
thing worse than that is for the company to come.
I had every bit of it going, and the only
thing worse than that is far it to be your wife. Yeah, lady,

(18:26):
And then you have to wait for the perfect timing
to go back and go. Baby, you all right? I
got some good news, baby you all right?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
We don't have termites.

Speaker 9 (18:44):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Hey Rick here from the Rick and Bubba Show. Hope
you're enjoying some of the best moments in Rick and
Bubba history. But don't forget January the sixth, Right here
a new era begins with the Rick Burgess Show. Speedy,
Greg and Adler will be joining me for a whole
new adventure January the sixth. Don't you Dare miss It? Hey,

(19:22):
Rick here a former co host of The Rick and
Bubba Show. So hopefully you're enjoying those best of moments.
But starting January the sixth, a brand new era Speedy,
Greg and Adler joined me for the Rick Burgess Show.
Don't you Dare miss It. We look forward to visiting
with you. A brand new adventure begins January the sixth
with the Rick Burgess Show. We ended up going just

(19:43):
me and former college roommate Greg Haystack Stewart. We had
quite a history together playing football together for you know,
we were in college together enough say it, and it
was you know, we tended to at times find ourselves
in some you know, situationtions that were you know, not
something you'd be proud of. But also there was also

(20:04):
a lot of great times and there was some concern
from the wives and parents that we were going somewhere
together again, and we had declared, hey, we're thirty seven
years old. Yeah, Panama City, which we had to wait
for some time to pass where we could return, and
we didn't. Actually, there was only one time we even
drove anywhere near that. We were at a camp deal
and then we went over to where the marine is

(20:25):
and all the boats going.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
You ever think you'd be back at Koway? No, No,
I never did.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
There was rumored that y'all were seeing riding the strip
Saturday night. Is that true?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
That was true. Just kind of go down there, and
you know, it's almost like you go back to you know,
check it out.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Just you know, we are watching right now there is
the gay Pride parade from New York City. So you
and Greenwood went out thinking y'all were going to watch
some events. Somebody screamed, you.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Know, the police was blocking everything off. We didn't know
what it was all about, right, I thought, well, you know,
I've seen the Macy's parade one time.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
This is gonna be cool.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I wonder what this is World championship?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Uh Yankee?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
I mean I thought maybe the you know, the Ranger
Islanders or somebody had won the you know, and I
was like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Gay? Right, Okay, I'm out there. Well I'm out here.
We had a similar situation, you know, because you had
to find somewhere to eat at night, because we're at
a campsite, so you can't like eat at your hotel,
you know, so we uh, we had to go and
they made he made a bed out that I could
fit on my foot. My feet hung off of it
a little bit, but it was it was not I
slept well, it was very cold.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
The versatility of the camper is impressive. How how your
your breakfast nook will turn into a bedroom written by
the way, that's the impressive technology.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's where I slew. Yeah, at the breakfast note they
moved the table later down there was so uh anyway, well, uh,
you know, you got to go find it.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
So we're going here and I.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Said, well, let's find we got to eat a seafood restaurant.
We're in the golf so I look and we're in
the traffic on the strip. Now, if you want to
feel stupid, okay, go back to where you were when
you were nineteen okay, twenty and be thirty seven and
everybody else.

Speaker 10 (22:03):
You know, yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Can I tell you this though? Can I say this?
A couple of good moments for me. I had a
couple of young girls hoo'ed at me, a couple of times. Wow,
I looked at I just looked at this student.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I said, I'll tell you what I said.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Right now, we're getting a couple of hoops, and I said,
And then all of a sudden, the car big girls
came up. I said, just hang on, buddy, I said,
this is going to be Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.
This bunch coming here. I said, me and Bubba go
through this all the time. And look, and they rolled
up and the big girls went crazy looking. I said,
that's right. Girlfriend had to show with the ring though.

(22:35):
Sorry about that. I know, I hurt you, big girl.
Not a one under about two feet.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah, just ba that car. That car just struggling, and
I connect car.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
They were in a convertible and it was justairly row
probably you know, too many of them sitting on the back.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
It probably scuffing a little bit.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I saw one. So they had to get the biggest
one in the middle to go to the front seat.
And it was so we uh we you know, we
we went through that. But anyway, so we we you know,
the fishing thing you and we've all been kind of
spoiled here on the show. Would you'll agree we get
invited to stuff hunting and fishing things like that. We're
experts are there and we really don't have to know
what we're doing. They pretty much take care of it.

(23:14):
And then we we got us rod their hand. Here
we go. Well, it strut beginning to dawn on me
that I was going on one of these trips with Haystacks,
you know, with with my roommate from college. Where's our expert? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
And I said, do you do this a lot?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
And he said yeah. I said, well, how many times
have you took your own boat out? He said once?
I said, okay, so this is number two. Yeah, it's
number two and some reason. Then, you know, he says,
you doubt me, you don't think I can do it?
You know that was there was always that the whole
time you scared. I said, well a little bit.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Now, was this in the camper or on the boat?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
It's on the boat. Okay. Now here's the worst part
about it. We fought all the way down, because you
forget when you have been around somebody a long time.
The disagreements used to have. He got involved in the
car wreck one time at high speed and he won't
drive fast. Okay, what do you understand trauma. Okay, So
he's driving his car and he and he goes real
he's going like real slow. And you know how I

(24:08):
am with that? How slow? Fifty five on the you
know what? I told him, Jimmy Carter ain't president anymore. Yeah,
you know what.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, we used them on up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
We can go up to seventy. Yeah, okay, don't I
drive fast big, you know, because like that? And I said, well,
I don't like to ride slow. So we got a problem.
I said, let me drive. No, I ain't riding with
you because you're scary. I said, I don't scary. So
he started getting sleep. I said, you're dying over there.
You're gonna have to give it to me, aren't you.
I said, if we can want to get there and

(24:39):
spend two days instead of one, I need to drive,
you know it, Let me drive. So we start. We
we're cutting up with speedy because you know here in
the show in other places, it's kind of strange, you know.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
And I knew we were near oath and so I
had to hurry because it was gonna be.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Off at nine. So so we were like and then
I even pandam off seat out I know where we
were on, so so I call Speed up because I'm
on raising him about doing an interview while we were away,
which you know, and it needed to be done, but
you know, we can't let that go. So I casted
you doing an interview and we're cut hollering at him,
and about that time, I look and we're out of
control in the grass. We've left the highway. And you

(25:14):
know what it was, this is a you know all
guff South conference to National championship, knows guard. He nearly
kills us over a bug in the car. Just what
you would talk about, you know, how everybody gets all
upset about cell phones whatever when bugs probably.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Number one cause of accident.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Bug in the car, and I, you know, and I'm like,
what are we doing in the grass? There's bugging here,
you know like that. And I said, well, let's keep
her in the road and let me try to kill
the bug. Yeah, we're on the air with Speedy doing
all this. You just here, solace of here, and we're
just you know, the grass flying up and all that.
So then we finally get down there all this and
I'm ready and then I realized that me unexperienced, I'm

(25:55):
basically the first mate on this boat. Yeah, it's just y'all,
just us, what just us?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
And I'm like, we're in danger, you know, catch you
we're not good enough to be. I don't like going
out in the ocean where people are just getting warmed up,
you know.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
What I mean?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Can I tell y'all what you all need to do?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
If you go to any place where there's deep sea
trolling fishing on boats where people like us get to
do it, don't try to plan a vak. Don't try
to say you got to go to the beach or
out to some shell island. Sit at the boat dog,
the public loading dog.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Sit there.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
You will have the time of your life watching people
try to get their boat off the trailer and get
it back on the trail. It is precious, you know.
I look and like a crowd start forming because it's
so good. I watched this guy one time, and he
was gonna be the man in front of everybody, and
he backed this truck down and he was gonna ride

(26:53):
it up on the trailer for us all and show
us how it's done. And he got a little hot,
you ram, And you know his boats are extremely expensive,
you know, And and they and they and they don't
really need to take a beaty now. And you know
how the little rubber thing the point of it's supposed
to go in and then you then you can connect
it and pulled it. Well, he he was gonna try
to land it softly into that point and he wow,

(27:16):
and look and his wife's in the truck. He jerks
up in the front and he don't want to act
like that ain't what he meant to do, right, So
he jumps out and I've got some people around me
and on him. I said, he wants to look at
that damage so bad right now, Look and it gets
out there. That's what your love is. And I said,
I thought about you. He's walking like that's what he
meant to do. Just he's about to get in trusty ghoes.
He gives a little look back, and I said, he's

(27:38):
looking at damage, getting just a little quick look back
so we wouldn't see him, and thought he was out
of sight. But I can still see him. I had
a good angle and I told him I looking up
the damage and so saw that one. And then I
had a situation. I'm the guy who supposed to hang
on to the boat. Oh no, why he parks it
and comes back. So I have a rope, you know,

(28:00):
in the boat. It's a pretty big boat. Yeah, okay.
So I'm sitting there and I'm talking somebody. I said, yeah, yeah,
we're gonna go out and see what we can do.
And I thought, well, man, this boat ain't really heavy
it all. It ain't real hard to hold it.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I mean, this is nothing.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I even start thinking water causes weightlessness and all this stuff.
And so I said, yes, and my son can hold me, like,
you know, up like a baby because of the water.
You know, this boat ain't nothing to it. And all
of a sudden, I.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Do like this, and I go and I look, well,
I don't have the boat.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's gone.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
It's gone.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
The rope had come untied with did and tied it good,
And the boat's gone. Where did it got?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Big fishing?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
But what's floating out into the bay. So then now
here's what's stupid. My first reaction was I got to
jump into water. And then I think, well, what am
I gonna do in the water. I can't pull the
boat back. Because now I'm saying, you know, I'm in
the water.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I can't even get it. I'm not gonna push it.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
And I know if Stacks comes back and I've let
the boat float.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Out, his boat that he's only had out one is
now floating in the bay.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Then we'll end up in a fight on the prim.

Speaker 9 (29:21):
Rickenbubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of Radio
Gold don't forget. On January the sixth, a brand new
era begins The Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Adler
will join me. Get all the details right now at
Rickburgessshow dot com. How about you mentioned Facebook, Rick, you
know you've talked about this too. We have a website

(29:54):
that's you know, does a great job and the guys
do a great job with it. And then we got
a little personal website if there's something we want to
you know, mess with and you know, just hold down
a little cyber space real estate and uh, you know,
I made what I don't want to say, a mistake,
but I made a decision to get on Facebook to

(30:17):
uh and I really was trying to see Maria's pictures,
her family's pictures. Who is Maria, Uh, Maria, who stayed
with us.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Uh, Maria be real clear about Maria Abramovich, who is
a famous tennis player from Croatia, and uh, she was
wanting me to see her family and her sisters and
all this.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Then it was on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
So you get on there and you sign on, and
then I start getting all these friend requests and I'm like, well,
I don't know what to do with this. So I
didn't want to reject anybody and hurt their feelings, you know,
because I'm big hearted, bubba. So I'm approving them all.
And you know, I mean, but wow, I'm getting a
lot of those and uh, you know, I try to
spend time answering email every day, but you I only

(31:00):
got a set of limit and go for one hour,
I'm on food with it, and after that it's just
gonna have to, you know, be on its own. So
I'm getting a lot of things on Facebook now too,
and hey, my goodness, and it's good to hear from everybody.
And it is kind of cool that you get a picture.
Uh you know, so you know who who's sending you
the email with this? I mean this on top of

(31:21):
here's my question.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Now, I see, I don't know, I know.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Facebook is basically web pages for people who don't have
big web pages. And I got what you is a
great thing which you had, right, you know. I'm scrolling
through my friends last night and Dave Ramsey's on there,
and I thought, this ain't the real Dave Ramsey. This
has got to be somebody else. And I started looking
at his profile and I mean some of the things
he's saying, I know it's Dave Ramsey. I mean he

(31:46):
even had put on their where he was going that afternoon.
I mean he's in there updating everything. But then I
start getting all these things on the side that are
called pokes and roses.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
You don't need.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Use that me.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I don't even know what to do. We've got a Facebook.
It's always told not to be poking back, and I
don't know should he poke? We've got we've got a Facebook.
Hang on, we're sending the wireless to me. And if
some of one of our guests in the golden tickets
is a Facebook expert, we've got a couple in our

(32:20):
golden seats here.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Okay, first of all, what's your name may Kin? And
what's your name Hayley?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Facebook?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
So what does it mean when I get poked. What
does that mean?

Speaker 10 (32:30):
Well, like I have a.

Speaker 12 (32:32):
Facebook and like if like say I requested you to
be a friend and you accepted me. You can just
poke people for fun. It doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
So you can poke people for fun.

Speaker 13 (32:45):
No, not like that.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
But what is that? What does it mean? What does
that mean mean? We need clarification on that just because
it didn't sound good.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
What Remember I have a I'm an engineer by you know,
by background. Does that does that like pinging somebody? Is
that like pinging a server or something?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I don't what does that mean that.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
All? So what should Bubba do?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I think you should just ignore the pecks?

Speaker 14 (33:12):
What?

Speaker 8 (33:12):
What?

Speaker 5 (33:13):
What?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
What does a rose or something?

Speaker 15 (33:16):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
That's like a gift? What does it mean? We're just
moving off this po A poke is like people a.

Speaker 12 (33:25):
Yeah, like a like a if you're picking at somebody
really just for fun, just they don't have anything to say.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
So there's gonna poke you.

Speaker 10 (33:32):
Do you do?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I just see it and go, oh I've been poked?
Or do I poke?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
You can pop back the knowledge? Poke you what?

Speaker 15 (33:43):
You know?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
What you're Roger cleming? I don't think I need to
speak on poker. I'm gonna just leave up. Y'all. You poke,
I don't poke. I'm a myspacer. I don't pin the pokes. No,
we don't. We don't poke. Who had that?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Was it you that had to Roger line? I mean,
because nobody gave you. And I'm laughing.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
That's out day you're getting poked. The next day you
date and Roger Clem, Well, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I mean, listen, let's hit it one more time. Let's up.
All right, let's line it was, I had to repeat it.
Let's not repeat too much. We do have an update
on that story coming up. But here's the thing. First thing,
you know, you're poked, and then then you're Sometimes when
I'm living in this world, I feel like that I

(34:29):
am in an alternative universe and nobody can hear me.
I mean the things I scream about. If you want
to talk to Bubba, just go to Bubba Rickingbubba dot
com and email him. I mean, what is all this poking?
I mean, now, now we're poking and we're we're we're
friends or we're not friends. I mean, really, right now,
anybody in this country can have a conversation with me,

(34:50):
Rick at Rickenbubba dot com. It's been our long time.
You didn't call toll free, you call the show right now,
you could talk to us, I mean, and and you know,
and then and then Bubba went the step further and
had like a personal website. And now he's it's just
you're you're gonna be sucked in by this. Stop I
don't want to be sucking stop it. That's now, how

(35:11):
do I now? People are poking? So now you can.
I couldn't have a day. I'm getting to download my
email today. Four hundred of them come in. Have I
been poked four hundred times?

Speaker 9 (35:19):
Is that what that is?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I guess so? And you ignore a lot of the
pokes I do if it's the same topic and it
gets boring. But but but I shouldn't. You can only
hear the same comment on the same topic so many times.
I can't you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
If I get poked, I shouldn't read anything into that.

Speaker 12 (35:34):
No, not really, just like something for fun.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Know him, his curiosity kills him. He wants to know
who's poking him. Most people would. Most people would. But
let me tell you this, though, I just don't understand
what the difference in a poke and a you know,
accept me as a friend is people?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
What's the different I'm getting gifts, I'm gonna I'm I
want to I want.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
You to leave Facebook. You've got to leave before you
can get before it's too late. Just ignore it. Rick
that you can even have a food fight on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
They say, I'm angry.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
What's a food fight? I don't know what's a food fight?

Speaker 12 (36:14):
They have like things where you can like throw mashed
potatoes or like cows at someone, like any food.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Please stop this. This sounds like fun if you're this
sounds that funny for twelve. I mean, Bubba's forty four
years old. He's got to get out of here, somebody.
I mean this, I mean, what next you don't get
one of those online pets. What you're gonna get next?
When those when those cyber pets, one of those stupidttle things.
I mean, the kids were obsessed with You get the
little stuff down them on you and you feed him.

(36:43):
Stop Bubba, stop this. I just didn't want to hit
the wrong thing and send out the wrong Uh. You
know you idea to somebody, you're on the edge of
being that spooky old man to playground with a bag
of TOUCHI ROAs. Okay, you gotta stop. This is not
good and I and I want to be on record
that I said stop. Thank you, Rick, Okay, thank you.
Just take your email, man, I mean, you know, and.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
And and and just see I do get email on here,
but I don't have time to answer. So there's even more.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
There's what's wrong with bubbat Rick and Bubba dot com?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
What's so wrong with that? Nothing? This has to do
with tennis. Something tennis people can picture? Yeah, started with
started with tennis, Yes, virtue, Well that's true. Poker, they
ain't getting poked. But Peb, you don't even know. People

(37:35):
could email you a picture with their email that's what
you prefer.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I know that would be. That's why I'm asking Bubba.
I'm gonna how can I get worse?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Scott? Somebody get him out of place.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
And it's funny how far we've gone past agree that
these We were just amazed about that.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Now that'll do it for this hour.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Thank you so much for tuning in to the Kickoff
Hour and the Best of Ricking Bubbah Show. As always,
we thank you for your support and we'll be rolling
out Best of Us until January the sixth, when we'll
debut the Rick Burgess Show. You can go to rickburgesshow
dot com for more information, and as always, thank you
so much. As we celebrate thirty one years of Rick

(38:16):
and Bubba history with best of after best of, and
we have got a lot to get to get to,
so don't go anywhere. A new hour begins right around
the corner.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, wrecking buther freaking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Pass the grieve it please, drinking bubacking Bubba. Booh, it
brings me to my knees.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Six minutes past the hour, a brand new hour has begun.
I hope you are doing well. I am speaking your
hosts for this best of. Let's start this hour as
we always do with our national anthem.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
See as its special times. People say S.

Speaker 12 (39:50):
S S S.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Seven and a half minutes past the hour, welcome in
to a best of Rick and Bubba's show.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I am speed of your host We thank you so
much for being with us.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
I'll be hosting best us up to January the sixth,
and that's when we'll debut The Rick Burgess Show. You
can go to Rick burgesshow dot com for more information.
Let's start this hour here with nothing but request. That's
what we're doing, all right. So I'm on the phone
with a customer service. We're updating you on those.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
But now I'm in the middle of the I'm trying
to disconnect the landline phone. We don't need it anymore.
It serves no purpose in our home, and so it's
just money we're flushing. So I want to get rid
of it. But now, after you know, grinding through the waiting,
just I just want to drop this line. And now

(41:08):
I've gotten to the point that if I hang up,
everything that I've wasted now has been a waste. And
so in a very nice person that just spoke very
very plain English, which was a nice upgrade, was just
carrying on a conversation, but she's obviously trying to sell
me products that I don't want, okay, And so it

(41:30):
now has turned into green Eggs and ham. You know,
would you like a phone line in a tree?

Speaker 16 (41:35):
You know?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
And I'm just like, Sam, let me be, Sam, Please,
let me be. I just want to drop the phone line. Well,
I mean there's a way you could probably keep it
and me bundle this and that and this and that,
and it's probably even save you even more money. But
I don't. But I don't want the line. I don't
want it anymore. And then finally I threw out because

(41:56):
I thought, I said, do you know one of the
things that it's really more than I just don't use it.
I don't like like watching TV, you know, with the
TV service y'all offer. I don't like the numbers coming
across the screen, like when there's a big play coming up,
you know that that kind of thing. That's I just
I just I just don't. I just don't want it.
I just don't. Well, let me get you. And then

(42:19):
this is the one that Sherry said was her favorite.
I said, I would not be interested in that, and
I'm really being very kind. And then she hears me
a minute after long pause, No, I wouldn't. I would
not know you're not interested in that. I am not. Please,
please Sam, let me be so finally, so finally loved.

Speaker 10 (42:41):
She heard me this.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
When you start working on dinner, I said, can I
can I just say something? I just want this to end.
I literally say that, I said, I said, I just
I just want this to be over. That's all I want.
I want my line to be discn and I just
want this experience to be over. No offense to you,

(43:04):
but but but you know now I'm doing the Brian
Regan bit about the cashiers. I just want to get
back to the life I had before this call. I've
got a wife over here working on dinner. I've got
I've got a nice afternoon. I said. The weather's about
to get hotter. It's probably the last day. I mean,
yesterday was really good. Now I'm explaining my life to her,
and I said, and you know, there was low humidity today.
I can feel it coming. I don't have like we're

(43:26):
thinking about even eating out one more time out there
on the screening ports before. It's going to be too miserable.
I just want this to be over. And she goes, Okay,
I said, I just just want it to be over.
Please let me cancel. Please. It's almost like, I mean,
I feel like right now that you know I'm Jeremiah Dnton,
I'm blinking to everybody torture, you know, please just we now.
I feel like I like, I like there's some I'm

(43:48):
almost getting to the point where I'm like, am I
trapped in this?

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I mean, is there no way out of this?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
And I got to tell you because that my personality
at least four times just forget it rose up. And
then but the other side of me, the other Rick
that says, no, we're going to finish this. If you
get off the phone call and this is not finished,
you realize the time that you put into this is
over and you gotta get something out of the two
means are going to there's that, there's that lack of

(44:15):
days called apathetic me that's like, just forget it, and
you know, the funds on me. And then there's the
real seriousness get things done me good. I tell you,
don't listen to him. If it we'll lose this time, Rick,
and we'll never have Can you live the rest of
your day knowing you did nothing in this time, You've
accomplished nothing, You finished that. I look the other mean's
not even listening because he's left. Yeah, and you know,

(44:37):
and he's like, he's like, are the stuff on the
screen that bad? Maybe we'll use it one day, Rick,
and I just you may need it. So then it
became then it became honestly a competition. Now I've gone
from maybe being open to may maybe being open to
keeping the line to now I feel like I lose

(44:57):
if I end up with the line, I must win this.
I must have this line disconnected. I'm not even carrying
anymore the packages she's presenting. I'm not even hearing the
numbers anymore. And one time it got like an airplane
when they over sell them and before you know what,
they're offering outrageous American.

Speaker 17 (45:13):
Express cards five thousand. At one point, she's like, how
about no charge, no drop that line? If you if
you keep, you to keep it, how about we give
you ten buncks to keep it.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
You know, It's like we became in a competition. It's
like she's like, want to tell her boss I kept
the line. I wanted to tell Sherry they canceled it.
It's over now. And it became a battle, and but
I really got just pitiful. At one point, I just
that's literally, I said, you're begging.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
Please.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I just I just I just want this to be over.
Please please let me. It's no more complicated than where
we began. I do not like land lines and ham
I do not I do not want them to sam.
I am okay, let me be if I don't want
it on the train, I don't want it with a fox.
I don't want it in a box. I don't want

(46:05):
it here or there. I don't want it anywhere. Please drop, please,
I'm now begging a company. Yeah if I have no
saying it. Yeah, please stop talking. Please, I'm begging you.
I just want this to be over. I've been involved
in this phone call now for fifty minutes. What and

(46:26):
I just I'm talking it the whole time, from the
time I started. I just want it to be over.
And when I said that, I even started walking down
the steps to go out and mess with the dog.
I got to change the scenery here. Yeah, at one
point I'm out in the yard now so she can
hear birds chirping. I just want this to be over.
I can't believe you and I are still on the phone.
We don't even know each other. I didn't talk to

(46:47):
my mother this long, Okay, I mean I wrap up
family before now. Okay, please please drop my landline phone.
That's all I want. Well, I mean, I just can't
believe you're willing to pay more we're to get rid of.
I mean, you're gonna save some, but I mean, if
you just keep it, I think I can even save one.
I don't want I don't want I don't want to say.

(47:07):
I'm now I'm getting emotional plea. I just don't even
want it. Please don't make me have his line line.
It's like it's almost like the landline was this rude
guess I couldn't get to leave. I'm just like, why
is this difficult? I don't even understand why this is difficult.
I mean, the landline is archaic. It's like this grumpy

(47:28):
old man that's like, well, I'm not leaving here, you know,
And I'm like, please, why are y'all clinging to these landlines?
So she finally gave in, Oh yeah. At one point,
she's asking about my TV viewing habits there.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I don't like discussing my habits with anybody.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said.
The only live event we even watch is if there's
news breaking or there's a sporting event. Everything else we
watch on streaming. What kind of streaming you just you
just dropped the mind. So finally at the end, by
the way, she's from Michigan, that out okay, uh, a
new friend finally got our address for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Finally they dropped it.

Speaker 18 (48:10):
I have check.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
At one point, I may be paying double now I
just wanted to be over. Yeah, I don't even know
what I agreed to. I just wanted to be.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Over ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, ricking bucking bubbas degree that
these waking Thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
So much for tuning in to the best of ricking Bubba. Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Let me ask you a question, because you get up
early like we do. Matter of fact, you get up
earlier than we do. I have a routine in the
morning that I can do without thinking, because I can't
think in the morning.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Are you that way? You know?

Speaker 4 (48:51):
When I hit the floor, I go immediately to the can.
Then I try to sit there and get focused, and
then I go to the shower. That I get out
of the shower and then I brush my teeth through
the deodor and all that while I air dry a little.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Bit little air drive, Yeah, got air drive. You got
an air dry a little bit.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
And then then I make my way to our dressing area,
which is in a closet kind of sort of. But
I'm gonna tell you it was a little nippy this
morning as I was an air drink. Now I've got
a space heater with a timer on it. But Betty
does not like for me to have it out because
it doesn't look good. But she don't care because she's

(49:31):
worn in the bed while I'm freezing to death. But anyway,
so this morning I go into my dressing area and
I reach into my little area.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
My little I've got like a little lut.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
It's a little cage looking thing where my underwear would be,
and I have no underwear, and I'm thinking this is
not good.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I'm standing here.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
I've slightly air dried, it's cold, and it's very cold,
and I have no underwear.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
So immediately I think, hey, where's my backup pair?

Speaker 15 (50:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Worse than that?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
And then I remember, hey, I wore my backup pair
not too long ago. I don't have any underwear.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
You aren't going to the back up. And then this terrible.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Feeling comes over me that I'm gonna have to pick
used underwear. No, and I will just have to go
with a pair that appears to have the less amount
of skid centers.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I just have to go commando tournament today. Yeah, today
it's cock underwear.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Then then I remember Betty saying something about her washing
all the watts all my underwear. So then I have
to go through the living room still air drying.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
At this point, very cold.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Go across the tall floor in the kitchen to get
to the laundry room, and hey, that tall let me
tell you she was cold this morning. So I go
in there and I open the dryer and good, I
see it's full of towels and underwear.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I think, hey, I'm all right.

Speaker 10 (51:03):
Good.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
So I pull a pair of underwear out and they're wet,
but they're they're damped. And I thought, well, what.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Do I do now? Sitting in the washer all night.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Yeah, and apparently they hadn't dried. The completely little wet
towel got on them or something, but all of it.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
So I check a couple. They're all kind of damp.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
So I'm thinking to myself, I'm running out of time
because I work on a top schedule in the morning.
I gotta be up, you gotta be moving. Not a
lot of room for air.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
My truck is already cranked outside. I mean, it's ready
to go, right, So, yeah, I'm drying out. So I
get the underwear and I think, should I cut the dryer?
Should I cut the dryer back on? And all I
can think of is, I'll wake the babies If I
wake the babies. Betty could take a butcher knife and
come after me. You know what, I don't want to

(51:53):
risk that. So what am I supposed to do? And
I think to myself, I'll just wear slid down. Well,
I put this underwear on in about two seconds. About
two seconds later I realized this was a bad decision.
Too wet, too wet, So I stripped the underwear back off.

(52:15):
Standing in the kitchen now on the tall floor, hay
cold truck running still air drying, and I think to myself,
how can I draw this underwear without cutting on the
dryer to wake everybody up?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
And there staring me straight in the face was our
microwave of it.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Oh, and I'm thinking to myself, look, it'll cook, it'll cook, weenies.
Why I want it to dry underwear?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Maybe that's a bad examp, bad example about soup.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
So I lay my underwear out in the in the microwave. Well,
we've got one of what we've got it.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
We've got a button that says add thirty seconds, and
that's only what I read. So I lay the underwear out.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Now we've got the microwave that rotates too, So that's
really impressive. So I add I figure. You know, a
hot dog's forty five. A pair of forty two underwear's
a minute.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
How I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
So I'm microwave world, so you come back in a bit, Joe.
So I push add thirty twice.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Sixty seconds comes on, and I'm thinking, boll, this was
a great idea on my part. I think I'll go
over here and take a multi vitamin while they're drying,
because I've got to kill sixty seconds. I'm air drying
cold floor, so I kind of tiptoe over get my vitamin.
You know, I'm taking my multi vitamin.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
So I feel good all day. And uh about that time,
I noticed there's a strange odor in the kitchen. Apparently
there was not enough moisture to keep the underwear from
like catching on fire. God, now I don't see As
I quickly turned around to look, I don't see a flame.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
But there's a lot of smoke. Is it coming out
of the door, No, it's bubbling inside.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
It's oh my gosh. At this point, I have lost view.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Of the underwear.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
You didn't see him, so I think this is bad.
I run over.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
I cut the microwave off, and then I go, now,
what do I do? If I open this, it's gonna
be fire alarm. Smoke city in here.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Fire alarm could go off, Well.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
It could, but I'm thinking, hey, is the fire alarm
close enough that it would?

Speaker 15 (54:35):
You know?

Speaker 3 (54:36):
It didn't like at my mom's house when you used
to open the oven door where you.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Go off every time, way I had to take you
one away they did that.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
So you know, I'm I'm like, now I'm still standing there,
totally nude, freezing to death, tall floor. My truck is running,
and now I'm beginning to get late for work, and
I still don't have any underwear, and it's on fire.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
And in this case, your underwear being smokey's a whole
different game. Yes, right now, that pair of war it's
a gym, doesn't look too bad.

Speaker 9 (55:03):
Fire.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
You underwears on fire sun.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
So I have to kind of gradually let a little
smoke out at a time until I can get it down.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
And hey, my.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Underwear is real brown now.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
Cooked it.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I can't recommend that you microwave underwear is a method
of drying.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Did you wear them?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
No? They wear them completely? Are they lost in it?
They lost?

Speaker 11 (55:28):
You to have a cool down period because you don't
want to put those puppies on after they've been cooking
at this point.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
At this point, I decide, hey, I'm gonna have to
wear wet underwear.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
There's no other way around it.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
So I go back, get another pair, slide them on,
and now I'm back to the back to finish getting dressed.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Well, it hits me again. I can't go like this
to wish. It's too wet. Command So I have this
other idea.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I go in and by this time I'd already got
my pants on, and I thought, well, you know, maybe
it'll feel better after I get my pants on.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Over it any weird how you'll do that?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
It does not feel better. Okay.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
So I mean, I'm really getting desperate for time now,
and I think, what am I going to do? I
can't go commando. It's freezing outside. Plus I don't like
going commando anyway.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Well, it's it's it is tough under them.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I'm very sensitive in the middle. Who let the dogs out?

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Alright?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
So I come up with another idea. Maybe if I
shut the bathroom door, I can use the hair dryer.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
What are you doing?

Speaker 15 (56:33):
What?

Speaker 10 (56:34):
So?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I so I go in, I drop try.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Again, pull undies down to about the knees and start
trying to draw them.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
With a blow dryer.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Wear them at what a visual.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Now at this point, I'm already running late. I'm completely disorganized.
I still can't get my underwear dry except in one
spot about the size of a half a dollar.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
What for your strategic It's almost enough, and Betty is
now awake. You woke her up, started off with a
great day. Did she get did you? Did you make
the mistake of going, hey, my underwear.

Speaker 19 (57:08):
Is not dry.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
No, I didn't said you just dry certain areas and
just say hey, let me just say I did all
I could do with what I had to do.

Speaker 9 (57:26):
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Speaker 5 (57:44):
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Speaker 2 (57:55):
If you were a Burgess, you know my grandmother, my mema,
would take you down to the river for while she
throw you off the pier, teach you how to swim. Sure,
and then you got out there and you learned to ski.
I mean, there was no no way around it. So
we all grew up learning to ski. Well, it dawned
on me that my children have never been exposed because
unfortunately my grandparents, you know, we lost my granddad and
my grandmother had got where they had, you know, their

(58:17):
age wise could not keep up the place down on
the river, and the rest of us didn't live here
at that time, so we don't have it anymore. And
and I thought, my kids have never water skied, They've
never even been talked to water ski. So on vacation.
Sherry's family lives at Lake Gunnersville, I said, one of
the things we will do is take the kids up there,
and I'm gonna work with them and teach them how
to ski.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
They on a boat, Yeah, her brother's got a boat.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
They had money. You know, I married in the money.
But the only thing is our system was we had
a place on the Black Warrior River. We had a
pier and everybody swam and it was shallow enough you
could touch the bottom and you swam and all this
and the boat would come around and it was your
turn to ski. You'd swim out there to put your
skis on, somebody be in the water with you, somebody
in the boat. You'd learn how to ski. Well, this

(59:02):
system they didn't have that. It was everybody in the boat.
We go out to you know, one hundred feet of water,
and everybody who skis jumps in and out of the boat,
right and everybody's in the boat. So I am trying
to think, now, how am I gonna teach the kids
just want to ski and they've never done it before,
and I'm gonna see they were. My kids were shocked
at how hard it is, because you know, their whole lives.

(59:23):
Somebody said, get on the tax ki, you know, and
you get out there and you wind up, man, let
me drop, you know all that. So you know, first
of all, how did it go? So you get in
the water, you know, you got to get your your
skis pointed up, you got to get the you know,
the rope in between them. You used to be got
a key belt. You got that, You got it, and

(59:43):
you tread and water. So I think to myself, you know,
keep in mind, the last time I skied was twelve
to fourteen years ago. But as you know, with my
my like my roller skating, you figured you could still
I figure out the bay.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I feel like I still got it.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
So I'm looking around the boat and Sherry's and look,
and Sherry has never seen me ski, So I can't
wait to show scare Sherry how well I can ski.
But I'm having to be impatient because you know, the
kids are trying to learn and they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
They can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
And I realize at one point if I'm gonna teach
them to ski, it's gonna be an all day event.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
This is not the time, this is not the place.
So I'll get them all of the water.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
So i'd gotten out there and I said, so I
just grab a life jacket. Now, the last time I skied,
I've probably weighed two hundred and twenty five pounds to
twenty maybe even two fifteen. So I was now weigh
two eighty. So I said, look me one, did the
poor boat have a chance?

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Did you take it under? I said, let me let
me have, let me let me have the let me
have that life jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
So I just grab one. Now i'm putting it on,
I realize it's more of a fishing jacket instead of
a ski jack. It's not an official ski jacket, but
I think it's good enough. It's good because I'm fine swimmering.
And I put it on like that, and the skis
are out there floating like that, and I says, and
I go in the water and I dive in and
I come up and I said, God, here we go.
And I said, this is gonna be a great moment

(01:01:05):
because my kids are gonna see their dad ski. I'm
gonna be jumping waves. I won't be slapping the skis
on the water, you know what I mean. And I
mean it's gonna get sherry wound up that we may
have to get a room, you know what I mean.
You know, because we got the grandparents are they can
keep the kids, you know. And so so I get
out there in the water. So I'm out there in

(01:01:25):
the water and I go to put my ski on
in the water while treading, and all of a sudden,
just a little moment of water gets up and I
kind of spit the water and I go, that is
one of the worst things. Yeah, And I said, this
slofe jacket is not holding me like it. It really
needs to you know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
What I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
So so all of a sudden, I go go get
the and I'm sinking and I go. Look. Then there's
that first just slight panic tread that first where you
hit your hands one time to kind of hold you
up so you know, and you're not you do not
want to panic, you know what I mean. You go
and the kids are all watching.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Dad, I love y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
And about that time, look it goes and it jumps
up on the side of my face, the life jacket,
and it starts attempting to dunk me. You know what
I mean, It gets up on you and it's putting
you down, you.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Love you, Daddy like that in the share go hear it,
and so I go, I give him the signal good idea. Yeah,
I gotta get out of water, you know what I mean. Yeah,
like your wrists, yeah, you know, and the signal. Seriously,
Sherry said, it appeared that there was a signal giving
from a headless skier, you know what I mean, because

(01:02:44):
it's up over my head, you know, like that take it,
and so the boat gives out this horrific Now keep
mind Sherry's brother, my brother in law, is so excited
because he's got this boat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
He's worked on it, he's fixed it, he's got it
running like a top. Okay, yeah, how big.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
I don't know that it's inboard motor. It was very impressive.
It ran very smooth what it did. So so I
get back there and it goes and I mean even
the kids faces they said where everybody knew the boat
wasn't gonna make it. When it goes down, the boat pull.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
Again, takes water.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Well, you know, it's a big guy. A lot of
times we got to stay in the water longer to
come out of the hole, is what we called it.
We used to call it coming out of the hole.
And I'm now being drug like, like like I am
chump in the water, you know what I mean? The
boat can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
People say they don't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Something shot out from the boat into the water, some
kind of mass, just it was the ground up interior
of the engine. Un alarm goes off inside the boat
and I'm still in the water. So there comes a

(01:04:06):
moment where I go, I need to just let go
or I'm going to drown. You know, when you that
little moment you go going to drown, you know like that.
So I get and I get almost up, and my
skis are still in the now my athletic ability is
at least getting me. People say I was technically up
at one point that it didn't last very long out.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
Of the hole.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
It wasn't not completely out. So I and I let
go in the boat, you know, And it's coming back
around now the wake of the boat, and it's and
my skis have come up a mall taste of gasling
and I've got just a little look, there's gasoline in
the head of oil because something's happening. It has shot

(01:04:49):
gook out into the water. I'm trying to pull me up,
look and look then and then I say, look, you
know how you have to make the call. I'm out there.
And they said, let's try it again like that, and
I reached to get my ski and I and I'm gone.
I'm gone. I realise I can't breathe. And I said,

(01:05:10):
and all a sudden, I grabbed my skis seriously through
them washing that's it. And I started getting the round up.

Speaker 12 (01:05:16):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
And I'm trying not to scare the kids because their
father is drowning.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
I mean, it hit me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
I am drowning, you know, like I said, You know, Chus.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
You always hear, you always hear the story.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Like his head on the mountains, hand he's out. But listen,
you always hear about these great swimmers that get fatigued.
They get tired, right Andy, and drowned trum fatigue, you know.
And I can't breathe because I've been you know, I've
just been drugged by boat.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
Yeah, jacket's not holding you up, you know, the jack
and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Off over my head and like that. So then I panic.
I have to admit a panic hit me. Must get
in the boat. Yeah, oh you know. And you know
you've ever been too eighty Try to get in a
out of out of one hundred feet of water. It's
not that easy. So I panic, and I just start
climbing in. I mean, the kids are crying. At one point,

(01:06:11):
I hurt. He's saying, grab me, grab you, daddy, you
know you know it. And Sherry's got the baby and
she can't help me. You know, Blake's bull. We can't
get you in, Danny. You're like somebody grabbed you, Dnner.

(01:06:31):
I've got my look. At one point, my leg is
up on the motor.

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
Daddy in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
My my callaway garden Cypress garden moment.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
You know, I wanted to be up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I was gonna drop one swallow, and I've been reduced
to headless. You know, I've got the lifejack on my head,
coughing up gas, clutching the side of the boat. I've
got a vision if you haven't once the other thing
and no, and then I get in holering, bow dyeing,
grab a legg yeah, Bodan's help me, you know. And

(01:07:06):
then somebody pull your mail, take your hand, you know,
so I mean, so then I get in there and
I finally get in. My hair's all messed up and
I can't breathe because of my I at and all
of a sudden, you know you love the kids, Daddy,
you almost got up and I'm sitting there and then
that male pride hit you. I see, I got the

(01:07:26):
same thing. And Sherry says to me, Ed, she goes,
did you did you panic?

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Heck, yeah, look and I went look and I rachel
her you get that bottle of water. No, I was fine.
I just I just didn't want to mess the boat up.
I was trying to get in let other people's ski,
so I wouldn't admitt I panicked. She said, you panty,
your face is pale. I said, no, I didn't pan it.
I was fine. I mean I swim. You should have

(01:07:53):
just gone on the board, you know. Give me another help, daddy.
He's the interview next time. Yeah, that's why I said,
somebody get the interview back.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Now, pull me around a little bit, pull me back.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of radio Gold.
But don't forget when January the sixth, a brand new
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Speaker 10 (01:08:45):
Wolls.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
He's thinking story.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Apparently he has been bitten by a spider and while
taking down Christmas ornaments and Rick, I just I hope
it's not one of those spiders that we heard about
in the news that's going around.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
So I asked him if it had a real sharp pain.
He said it did, so we need to interview him.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
Then.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
If JT once again has I mean a black cloud
follows him around.

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
J T.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Look, I really really hadn't planned on this, and of
course JT will do anything to get air time now.

Speaker 10 (01:09:19):
And I was sucked down here. I was just quietly
in my office.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Back there doing some more music research. And I'm sure
that none of us can get through the day without.

Speaker 10 (01:09:27):
Yes landing to turn around for two thousand has Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
You know, I have a lot of questions about people
do music research, but anyway, I'll pass on those right now.

Speaker 15 (01:09:37):
J T.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
What was you thinking?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I mean, now, were you bitten by spider while while
taking down Christmas decorations?

Speaker 19 (01:09:47):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:09:48):
Well, over the vacation, I had some time off and
uh oh so so Judy says, hey.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Oh that thing left to a mark big as a
pen head.

Speaker 10 (01:09:56):
Hey do you want to take the kids to the
mall and I'll take Christmas decorations down outside? Or you know,
do you want me to take the kids of the mall?
And I said, no, you go to the mall. I'll
stay here some quiet time. Get the Christmas decoration you
just got in your house. So she hung some garland
around the lights outside your front door. You know you
got to. And then on the garage there's three different

(01:10:18):
little lamps there above each door, and she had some
garland down. So I'm I'm taking the garland down. I've
got half of it down, stacked in griswold, piles of
lamps and garland. And one of the neighbors came over
and was talking to me. So I'm kind of taking
it down and talking to them at the same time.
And all of a sudden thought, I felt this like

(01:10:38):
something on my hand.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Did it stinch?

Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
It's pinched like a like I've run across a piece
of wire in the garland.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Have you ever seen a magnifying shot of what a
spider looks like when it's bott.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Oh yeah, it's bearing them into thanks drilling for all.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
So I want them think that drags trees out of
the woods when they you know, when they cut.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:11:02):
The bad thing is a month ago I opened my
refrigerator and there's a spider at the bottom inside the refrigerator,
about the size of a fifty cent piece. Jeff, Oh,
I put it in a jar, saved it and showed
it three different people. Oh yeah, brown recluse.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
What oh yeah, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
So let me ask you this brown recluse, j have
you killed you have you bought a house infested with spiders.

Speaker 10 (01:11:26):
I'm thinking there might be a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Do you have monthly past control?

Speaker 10 (01:11:30):
Yeah? Uh no, I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Let me give you a number. Look, you need to
be on somebody's list. Let me give youator.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
Apparently it was alive as could be, because I looked down.
I thought, wow, piece of lettuces dropped down there. And
I went a little closer to what's moving and you,
I said, Judy, come out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Did you catch it without it bying?

Speaker 10 (01:11:49):
I grabbed a piece of cardboard and scooped it into
a jar. It died, and I showed it to three
different people and they said, oh yeah, every one of
them didn't even hesitate. Brown recluse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I'm not up to take it to a real bad one.
Oh that's not good, like widow, I tell sweating a
lot of sweating, dry mouth, tongue swelling dead in the floor.
To cut the part out where your Oh yeah, get.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
In there and dig it out like like you're digging
a post.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
No, those may be bad, but I'm gonna I'm gonna
tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
I'm gonna tell you. The one that gets me is
that black one with all the fur on it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
What is that, you know, trashlas. Yeah, we don't have
something round.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Their body is so round, you know, it looks like
their little body is a little tennis ball.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
You know what I mean. I remember being in sciences
kid and them talking about black widows, which we do have,
and what would happen if one got you? And man,
and when you're out there playing you turn some bricks.
So by the time you set a little red hour glass,
you just freak and go nuts.

Speaker 15 (01:12:51):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
I'm on spiders like I need to be. It's just
hit me. I don't know enough about if you're bitting,
you need to do something.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
JT. Look, JT, you did call, but you did call everybody?
And have you been checked?

Speaker 15 (01:13:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
What venom?

Speaker 12 (01:13:05):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:13:06):
Then I look up and he's hanging on the light
and there's a web and there's a fly is full
of his home is right there, and I've invaded it
with my right or my left knuckle, and sure enough,
there it is. I mean, the swellings come down.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Look there's the two marks.

Speaker 10 (01:13:18):
I mean, you can this is a scratch from ripping
through the lamp and that's the bike.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
My gosh, that was like a snake.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Bob Babba have you been.

Speaker 10 (01:13:29):
Oh you should have seen it the other day, was swollen?
Well you've been to the doctor not about this?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
What what now?

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
The swelling has gone down on your knuckle? But what
about your internal organs? Are they Are they still swell?

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Do you feel kind of like are you having a
hard time breathing?

Speaker 10 (01:13:45):
Be on dry mouth lately?

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Dry mouth?

Speaker 10 (01:13:48):
Look?

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Is your sinuses dried out?

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
Just in the morning when I get up? You don't
that's a cold. I don't have any venom in me still,
I don't think you don't. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Can you hear me right now? Round? A little muffed?

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
About the time when we start to jangle in it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
That sound a little?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
I mean you hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Clear?

Speaker 10 (01:14:13):
A little muffed?

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Have you been bitting my spoder?

Speaker 10 (01:14:20):
Have you had a little muff? What did you say?

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I missed it?

Speaker 10 (01:14:23):
Everybody was laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
I didn't want to say it, spider muff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I'm just gonna let him go bit by the muff?

Speaker 16 (01:14:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Al right?

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Well that was quite a little saying j T.

Speaker 10 (01:14:41):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
So did you catch it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Those of you traveling in Greensboro tonight enjoyed j T show?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:14:49):
I killed the spider I killed. You need to take
it to a lab now it is that's when I killed?

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah, it is to say it. What did it? There's
poisonous spider. You don't know it? It wasn't one of
those kind of like makes a little white thing in
its web?

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
You see the little like silk? I'm being serious.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
This is you and me talking to the mind of
I mean, the spider of Zorro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
You know how you've seen that they got the weapon.
There's a little bitty like white It was one of those.
I don't know, I don't, I don't what kind is it?

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
Mike so Rich, I think there may be a problem
even though the swing's going down and start to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Actually, those actually came over here from you, Delhi, and
they are killers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Baby. You have a blue look to it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
You can tell they've got a little dot on them.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
Was that it the brown really scared me? Was the
brown recluse in the right?

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Look?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
That one got by y'all all over it. You didn't
hear me? Very good? Go right, you know, real confident.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Look, nobody got it in here, spider rumor.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
But fine, I mean, if you don't want to have
a check, that's that's great, And I say, don't put
it next to Pakistani spider.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
They do not get along.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Right, So you had a brown reclusion your refrigerator. You've
been bent by spider and you don't rush to the emergency.
Does that make any sense anybody in this room?

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Yeah, all that knuckles had it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
They'll have to remove it. Look, let me ask a question.
It didn't happen on your wedding band hand handed it?

Speaker 10 (01:16:10):
Did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
That knuckle right there? That thing is as good as
in floating from out of height it is out left.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
He won't look at that. That's the one closest to
your heart too. Oh yeah, jarm been hurting, be honest, a.

Speaker 10 (01:16:26):
Little sor the up to the elbow?

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
What when when play show?

Speaker 20 (01:16:29):
He's riding with me for remote the other day and
I thought he's having a heart attack.

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
He said his arm was numb and.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
He was j oh my god, I mean he has
that about once away.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
Oh my god, my arm is hurting.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
It's killing.

Speaker 10 (01:16:42):
I've been having a you know some I think it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Can I tell you something?

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
JT?

Speaker 10 (01:16:48):
How are you forty one?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
You you're through growing? So this is something after.

Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
Ricking Bubba Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Hey Rick, here from the Rick and Bubba Show. Hope
you're enjoying some of the best moments in Rick and
Bubba history. But don't forget January the sixth. Right here,
a new era begins with the Rick Burgess Show. Speedy,
Greg and Adler will be joining me for a whole
new adventure January the sixth. Don't you dare miss it.
But you casually mentioned to us that you think you

(01:17:44):
saw an alien this morning. Now that's something we probably
need to embellishow them a little bit.

Speaker 10 (01:17:48):
Rick.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
You know, I pull out of the garage this morning,
and I want to try to paint the picture for
you so that you'll be there with me and sure
and live it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:57):
I got you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
You know, you come out of the bright lights of
the garage, you head down the you know, the driveway.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
It's it's a dark street. You know, your headlights are on.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
There's some remnants of fog slash siud blowing through. And
I'm headed down the road and I see movement down
the road which appears to be some type of light
and I think, oh, a car coming, Uh, no big deal,
you know it's I see a few cars out that

(01:18:27):
time of day. The light then I see it appears
to be as I'm looking out the windshiel on the
right side of the road. I see the light dash
to the middle of the street and then make a
one hundred and eighty degree turn and dash back to
the right, and I go, this is not an automobile.

(01:18:51):
It is a very rapid movement in front of me.
At this point, I begin to wake up a little bit,
going I need attention.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
I don't know what's going on out here.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
And I begin to watch this light and it appears
to be taking a yellow tint to it, which it
would be also different from what you normally think is
white headlights. And I'm thinking to myself, could this be
a jogger out And maybe I'm seeing a reflection or
a flashlight. The light then makes more very erratic movements

(01:19:24):
that a jogger would not make, sharp turns and angles
and moves out into the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Road back forward, back forward, back to the side.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
And I go, then, a jogger alive can run like.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
That, and most of them are They would run like that,
and most of them don't glow rick. As I get closer,
the light appears to be taking on the physical appearance
of a ring of a circle, and I'm thinking to myself,
First off, I think I ain't seeing this. This ain't right,

(01:20:01):
And then I start thinking UFO shows, has it finally come?

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Had my neighborhood watch too many? Did you think about that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Is this a little gray on my street? Are they
living among us?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
And Rick?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
And in just you know, a very short period of time,
ten to fifteen seconds, you go from I'm sleepy, I
see a light to oh my gosh, what is in
my street?

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
I'm sure the ramp up is so it's got such
an angle on it. Your imagination is up here on
the top.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
You can't even and you know, you're thinking, I'm not
seeing this?

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
And all I can think of is there's an alien
on my street? Did did there? Erratic movement seemed to
be to the tune of boom boom boom boom boom. No,
it was more like just a boom boom boom boom boom.
You know, it's just all over the place.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
So Rick, as I come up, I'm watching the strange
yellow light that is now hears to look like the
rings around Saturn.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Do you hear what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Then, Rick, suddenly the light disappears, gone up?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Did it go straight? Did it vanish?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Did not move, just like somebody cut a switch and
it went out. And in my mind you have to remember,
over a ten second period, I have gone from being
in a deep sleep trying to fumble my keys and
get in the car till I have a gray on
my street right now and that's a big jump and
you really you see it, you know, you know that

(01:21:32):
acceleration thing you used to graft, you know I got
and wow, it's really going up. So it doesn't take
if you stay on that line. My mind is running
out of control in another too, So.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
You have not you were not given time to drive it.
I did not on its own.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
I did not have time to process the information. I know, jackly,
what you're saying, another little fog bank. I go through it,
and I'm thinking in my mind because I don't have
time to logically.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Work this logic is not riding shotgun that this little
gray man.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Has saw me coming and has cut off his spacesuit
so he can sneak up and jump.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
On the roof of my car. Oh my gosh, I mean,
that's what your mind thinks. Now, it's dark, folks, it's creepy,
the fog. You know how you mind gets away from
Oh yeah, on those old two lane Just you know,
I'm not going fast enough. I think I can't shake
him off, you know what I mean? I know, Yeah,
he'll have one hand trying to break my window out. Yeah,
I got three fingered hand trying to come in.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I see it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Rick, I begin to slow down. Is I am really
scanning the area to find out what happened to the
mysterious yellow rings of Saturn type light?

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
And Rick? Then panic, I slam on the brakes. I
see the ring of light. It's right outside my window,
and the ring is lighting up a face that is
non human.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
What I ain't saying?

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
You know how light from the bottom, you know, you
know if you have lights shining up, how weird you look.
There is a face sitting on top of the ring,
and it is non human. I lock the brakes down.
I am in a full panic. I am having a
close and chat.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
To explore streams.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Bubba, do you hear what you're telling me? Right here
on this show, right in the middle of Beanner and Kingmany?
What this should have been the first thing out of
the game this morning. And you remember the curve here.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Things are happening quicker than I can logically assess them
at this point. Oh yeah, I screamed to the top
of my lungs in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Yeah, muster, Yeah, I'm an uncontrollable scream. Rick.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
As I gather myself, I realize the head sitting on
this ring is that of a dog, And I think
to myself, first off, this alien has taken on the
form of a dog to confuse me.

Speaker 10 (01:24:12):
Is it a German dog?

Speaker 12 (01:24:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
What if it was, it would be bad.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
But Rick, the glow coming off of this ring onto
the dog's face, and he was sitting behind a bush
is why he disappeared. And then all of a sudden
was there again. I did not know they had glowing
rings that went around dog's heads. The dog apparently was running,
jumping in the street as I was coming down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
This was this erratic movement.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
But can you imagine that old Harry face being lit
up from behind, that big old nose.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Sticking out there. It's five in the morning, you're half asleep,
I'm telling about I screamed like a girl.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
Oh me a doll great stuff. Thank you so much
for being with us here on the Best of Ricking
Bubba's Show. We got lots to get to, a lot
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we appreciate you. The Best of Ricking Bubba Show celebrating
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Speaker 9 (01:25:20):
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Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
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Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
January the sixth.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
All right, here's more.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Best of let's go. Here's Cassio and Ben Perk. We're
joined by Cassie O. Kidd. This our former intern now
national sales assistant of a big time broadcast company.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Now you can tell us the story.

Speaker 20 (01:26:40):
Okay, this weekend, this past weekend, I went to visit
a friend of mine in Pasca Goola, mississippiy X intern Shaggy.
You remember everybody, Shaggy. He works for a sports station
down there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
So Shaggy's still doing the radio thing.

Speaker 20 (01:26:55):
Yeah, well he got out of it for a little wan,
he's back in so he's fall back.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
He survived Luca.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Yeah, oh, I forgot about that.

Speaker 20 (01:27:03):
He decided to move down there work for a surgery
center for a little while, and decided that he didn't
belong there.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
So well, yes, I could have told him that. So
you and Shaggy have got are so tight still that
you will go to Pastor Goola and visit.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
Now we knew each other since fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 20 (01:27:18):
Yeah, we've been long time. I got him, That's why
I got him. Yeah, Okay, so I go to visit him,
and he lives a Pascagoula, and we visited the first
night we visited mobile where his girlfriend lives.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Okay, now this isn't the one he picked up at
a remote.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
No, no, the speed he had to take home.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Right, I ran into her the other.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Day I did.

Speaker 20 (01:27:40):
All right, So we say, before we before we go out,
we've got to stop by his girlfriend's grandparents house.

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
Right, and Judson says, let me give your heads up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Okay, So he gives you some morning.

Speaker 20 (01:27:54):
He says, let me give your heads up. There's going
to be a pet over here. It's going to own you. Okay,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
That's all. He tells me. Why we have more information?

Speaker 20 (01:28:03):
I said, give me. You got to tell me what's
going on. Is it a three leg of dog?

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Is it a snake?

Speaker 20 (01:28:08):
Or you know what's going He goes, just you'll see.
So we get over there and we're sitting around and
they're talking. You know, I'm not giving much because she
don't know me and I don't know her.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Matter of fact, you're wanting this situation to be over's
house and not like a not like your own MEM's house.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Smell is you can tell somebody else exactly.

Speaker 20 (01:28:28):
And we're sitting there and you know, it gets there's
those uncomfortable pauses every now and then, and and every
now and then i'd hear a, well, is kind of
a squeaking noise, okay, And I'm like, what was that?
And Judson would just look over at me and he
was trying to he's live and yeah. And every now
and then I catch it out of the corner of

(01:28:48):
my eye, you know, and I'm looking around.

Speaker 6 (01:28:52):
Does anybody else hear that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (01:28:55):
All of a sudden okay, oh boy, all of a sudden,
the cat comes around the corner and I see it,
you know, I see it poke its hand around the corner,
and I'm like, oh, well, there's there's a cat. Well
it comes pulling its wheelchair behind it. Okay, it's legs
or taped together and it's in and it's in a
it's just two wheels that it's pulling itself, okay. And

(01:29:18):
I'm in shock. I cannot handle this, okay. And here
it comes just walking right, he's rolling right through the
living room.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
So you're saying, his wheels need a little oil on them.

Speaker 20 (01:29:31):
Yeah, let's let's work on that. So she she goes
into the long story about how it's paralyzed and and
she loves it to death.

Speaker 6 (01:29:39):
She just can't get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
She loves animals.

Speaker 20 (01:29:44):
It's uh seeing that though it's paralyzed from the waist down,
she she has to squeeze its bladder to make it
use the restroom. And at this point, I'm the fund
zone has just been sucked right out of the room.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Okay, boy, you hope you're not there at time to
clean this.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
Yeah, and I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Now the party of mobile is any Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:30:07):
I came down here to hang with my boy Shaggy,
and I'm I'm faced with this dilema.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
That is me mall's with the back wheel cow.

Speaker 8 (01:30:17):
Cat.

Speaker 20 (01:30:17):
So so I go, well, I've got to do something
to change this mood I'm in. I'm in a fund zone.
I came down here to be in a fund zone
this week.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Oh my gosh, what are you say?

Speaker 20 (01:30:26):
I tell Judson, I said, look, I gotta do something, bro,
I'm bringing it up. She's acting like this is not
a big deal. Okay, So I tell her, look, you
don't you don't need to break this a bad situation.
You need to make this a good situation. Make the
best out of us. She's like, yeah, you know, I
try to keep pausing. I said, let me tell you
what you do. I said, I'm gonna be honest with you.

(01:30:48):
I'm a little freaked out by your cat.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Yes, is grandmother's face.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
I don't know her.

Speaker 20 (01:30:52):
I'll ever see her again, all right, I said. Look,
I'm gonna be honest with me. I'm a little freaked
out about your cat. I said, and other people come
in here is going to be freaked out about your cat.
She need to take this situation and you need to
make it into a funny situation. You need to you
need to poke fun at yourself and the cat. Okay,
just so everybody will get over the uncomfortable feeling of
there's a cat wieling into the room.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
I told her what she needs to do, all right,
now follow me. This is gonna be a good one.
I tell her. She gets one of those little lego guys.

Speaker 20 (01:31:19):
Okay, oh boy, and she puts him on the back
of the wheelchair all right, and put a little string
making a whip.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
And I say, name the cat, ben Perk.

Speaker 20 (01:31:28):
Okay, tell you, I tell her, say tell everybody you
you read about it in the documentary called Caddy Eater
and this is gonna make everything.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
That's just she's in shock. She doesn't like this idea. Okay,
what is Shaggy doing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
He's in the floor.

Speaker 20 (01:31:54):
He say he's gone. I've lost shag and and the girlfriend.
She thinks it's funny, but she's all so worried about
the grandmother.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Well yeah, because I mean, yeah, people would if you'll
put wills on your cat to keep it with you.
You don't think you're not gonna go for him or
about it? Would you agree?

Speaker 20 (01:32:12):
And so you know, I said, you know, maybe he'll
he'll get excited because everybody's giving him attention because right
now he's just an outcast.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Everybody can't now he's an uncomfortable something in the room.

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
Everybody stays away from.

Speaker 20 (01:32:23):
I said, if he's got the lego, man, I'm playing
with the cat I'm in Okay, Sure he's gonna be
my friend. I go, you never believe this cat. It's
called ben Parr Lego, you know. And she's got other
pets also, she's got other cats that walk around. And
I thought, well, well they're they're gonna be picking on him.
I was sure, Well he'll be the life of the party.
If he's got, if he's been per everybody will go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Everybody goes to man, you know, what have cat party
going on? But he says, well, look who else going?
I said, what, it's Ben Perkham. He's in.

Speaker 7 (01:32:53):
With the little guy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yeah, he says, you know you're right. And then she
goes on to tell me how the front legs work,
and then it's a wheel, two wheels.

Speaker 20 (01:33:05):
Yeah, they're strong. I mean she almost looks like the
point of a bulldog. Now I mean he's oh yeah,
I mean he's pulling himself around. And she goes to
the point where she struggles because he likes to hide.
And I said, well, that's because he's an outcast. He
gets tired pretty easy to find. Well, she said, he
likes to he could. There's only certain places he can
fit up under it. There's not not all the bed.

(01:33:27):
I said, here, you change his wheels out and you
put toilet paper rolls on him. Okay, and that way
when he's walking around, it's dragging the toilet paper round
and you just follow the toilet papers.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
You're a sick Well you came in there to help her.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Out, and Shaggy loving you for it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
He's in tears.

Speaker 20 (01:33:45):
Okay, I've lost Shaggy. I've lost him out of the gate.
So I just she didn't like my ideas for some reason.

Speaker 6 (01:33:51):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
I think it's brilliant.

Speaker 21 (01:33:54):
Per.

Speaker 20 (01:33:55):
I told her I would take the cat if you
would name it ben Peer. I would offer to buy
it from him if it was ben Per.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
But she's gonna sell it. I mean, if you go
that for it, you know she's locked down what she
loves him, got me a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Really, he's really sick, and probably I probably.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
Could have done the justice by having him put down
in a nice way, but I want to keep him around,
so I had wheels put on the back of him.
Sick you get around.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Look, I've seen that on dogs as before. That's the
little wheels on the back. But you should keep them old.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Seriously, though, that is cruel to put wheels on there
and then not grease them regularly. I mean, you're gonna
take time to squeeze his bladder, not greases wheels. Come on,
what kind of evil human are you?

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
He can't sneak up on anything. He's trying to stop everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
He's trying to stalk the mouse, and the mouse is
gonna go, Well, heck, care's that cat will wheels?

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
I'm out of here?

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
You're right, yeah, you're all over it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
What if you've got like those real good bearrings, the yeah,
smooth precision bearing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
The masco?

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
How did you hear the wind blow? Could have been
that cat on wheels?

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Can't he can't? He really do it though, because he's
got I mean, it's a hell balanced situation, but he.

Speaker 6 (01:35:10):
Can get speed. You see the tall corner. He's up
on one wheel hopping around the corner.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Wow, the ones I have saying did pretty pretty well.
I need one dots and had like a broke leg.
It was just temporary. Yeah what she wheeled around there.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Like nobody's yeah he can. They almost like it too much.

Speaker 20 (01:35:26):
See I started paying him attention, I said, I can't
do this. He's an outcast. And once you start giving
him attention, he's just like any other case, playful with you.
You know, he can't roll over on his back and
in find with you. But he's gonna you know, he's
running around. He's just can't hear somebody say word?

Speaker 15 (01:35:40):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (01:35:40):
My say?

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Ben Percy?

Speaker 9 (01:35:41):
Here ricking Bubba Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of Radio Gold.
But don't forget.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
On January the sixth, a brand new era begins The
Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Speedy, Greg and Adler.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
Would join me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Get all the details right now at Rick Burgessshow dot com.
All right, Mark Prater, our weather guy is standing by. Mark.
You'll love the rest of the story. I'm waiting, yeah, show,
because it had to do with well, Hurricane Rick. Now,
this is the part I'm enjoying it. I'm out there snorkeling.
I'm round the boat, you know, fish rocks, fish rocks.

(01:36:42):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
And I'm close enough to the boat that I can
hear the marine radio. You know, they got one of
these white marine radios. And I hear this tone come over,
and I hear this announcement in the plainest English that
I've heard since I have been on the trip. Hurricane
advisory for sink for Cowbos on Lucas.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Yeah, they said high tide boats dangerous, you know, stay
out of the sea.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
The snorkelers death, the green Gold you know all that. Yeah,
So as I'm hearing this. I go, hmm, should we
be out here? And uh so I go back to
the boat, and I think I'm the very first one
back to the boat because I was an earshot of
the radio and I try to climb up, which was
a precious sight, by the way, Yes it was. So

(01:37:28):
I finally fall back into the boat and I start going, Hey,
hurricane morning, y'all, hurricane morning. Well, by then the ones
who were sick was already coming back to the boat.
We hadn't been out there but about thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Yeah, we were the only tour group who beat our
guides back to the boat and start begging them to
get it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Yeah, please carry us back.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
How far out have y'all gone from the boat to snorkel?
About two feet the rest of us, some of them
are one hundred ye yards plus.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
While Yeah, let's get the tour guys back the boat.
So I get back in and we're all trying to
pile in. Well, Robbie from Roebuck is there right after me,
and we help him get up, or he helped me
get up, I don't remember how.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
He's not looking too good.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
Robbie's not looking good. He's got a slight green tint
to him. Well, him and his lovely wife are sitting there,
and all of a sudden, Robbie declares, he just kind
of like freaks out goes, I can't take it anymore.
I'm swimming to shore.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
That is true.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
So Robbie, he doesn't check with his wife. No, he
doesn't get his stuff. No, he doesn't check in his
snorkey fans. No, he dives into the water and starts
swimming for the shore.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
That is true. Now only to be outdone by our
sea sick young lady and airplane sit young lady who's
already swamm to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Yes she has already beat him there. Yes she's a
lovely Debbie.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
She's already there. So we have two on the beach.
You refuse to ride back, and I'm thinking at this
point they're probably the smart ones for that. Rick and
I didn't want to hurt the tour God's feelings, but
deep down inside I wanted to do it too. I
will agree that I also felt the same way. So
we get on the boat. Everybody's really enjoyed it. We
have passed along all the knowledge of hurricane mornings. Yes,

(01:39:07):
few clouds beginning to pile up out in the old ocean,
and a slight panic look coming over the guide's faces
at this time, and the waves even higher than when
we got the bigger than on the way out there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
Gosh, So Rick, we start to head back out to
the open sea where we've got about a two mile ride, yes,
through the ocean, and they can't get close to the
shower because there's nothing but rock cliffs.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Plus you know the waves are coming. If he hit
them sideways, we'll be in the water, yes, in pieces.
So he's trying to maneuver the boat to get head
first into every way, and folks, we don't no more
get going to I realize this is going to be
the ride from heck.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
So we have other people start getting sea sick now too.
I want to mention when Robbie jumps in, he leaves
his wife, Yes he did. He leaves his wallet on
the boat. He don't even care, Robbie, Robbie is in
the in the save me mode, he.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
Doesn't care anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
He bumped Rick just in the famous I've got to
get the shore where I can help others.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
Well, about about the third wave, the look across everybody's
face gets very serious.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
And we begin to have people holding their mouth. He says,
they are in distress.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Yeah, and I'm sitting right next to a very important client,
missus Julie, who handles the Coca Cola account out of Atlanta, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Yes, and Julie is not doing too good. And what
was so funny? I heard Julie and Boom boom Griffin
Carrie talking on the way out. Well, we never get seasick.
I've never been motion sickness in my life. A lot
of boasting about not being motion sick.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Well, I look, Carrie's hanging over one side and Julie's
trying to hang over the other, and they're pushing them
out of the way because other people are trying to
get to the side.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
So at this point, Paddic gets the ship and I
knew nothing else to do but to start the theme
to Gilligan's Island. Yes, but it worked. It took everybody's
mind off of it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Did y'all take it sick?

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
No, we didn't get sick. We're at the very back
of the boat because they want it all the way.
The ocean is pouring in our boats.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
It's you know, those scenes in the Old Sea movies
where they're fighting the monster and it's coming to mon soon.
People are just very similar to that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
It really was, and I mean it. I can't believe
how conditions are deteriorating so quickly in front of us.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Yeah, I mean I looked up once and saw Moby Dick,
you know. I mean, I literally have Julie sitting next
to me. I have my hand on her mouth, and
I told her, I said, don't throw up, because if
you do, I will tell.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
You're gonna have you have one. Now we're down to
fifteen people joining you. Yes, and literally every other person
is sick. Now there's only a few of us that
are not sick, and everybody's moaning and groaning, and we
spend more time up in the air than we do
in the boat on this one. And Rick, I really
in my mind, I thought, well, I said, I in
my mind, when I'm getting a dangerous situation, I start

(01:41:55):
visualizing how the story will be on CNN. Yeah, I
didn't know what I mean, And I started buckling up.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
I started buckling everybody and I and I really at
this point would have taken a life jacket for somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
You know that that was weaker and could not keep
keep me from getting it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
Yeah, you were in to save me, mother, So I thought,
there's no way I was prepared. I was sitting there
with my mask on and my and my snorkel.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Ready. You gotta be ready.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Well you know why, because I thought it was going
back in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
You got to be ready.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
And I can't I can't describe to you how high
the waves were when we would go down in between
these waves, it looked like a wall of water around us.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
And the little Mexicans who are GUIDs, they are in
full blown panic now thinking we're not gonna make it
show up and and and the guys, and the guys
of course on the beach are still ready to sell
us silver necklaces after our corpse.

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
Float up on the Yeah, you can't get away from
the necklace. So we finally get back to the shore.
And at this point people are so panicked about trying
to be safe and live. We made this final turn
to go back into the cove where we begin, and
and you can't believe how people are screaming on our boat.
I mean it is like a blood curt Just every

(01:43:06):
wave now is getting blood curdling screams, water slung on you.
Rick is helping to bail water. The radio is blaring
hurricane warnings. I think you know this is you know
what it was like a griz wall trip to Mexico
that was incredible. How things have deteriorated and the horror,
the horror, And I've got Juliet. I'm trying to talk

(01:43:27):
her through it, and I go, well, here, you'all have
some new products come out next year.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
Because they've got a hand on them out. Yeah. So
then we think the horror is about to end, but
don't know. Then that famous children of Isral panic hits again,
and people think we gotta get off this boat. And
I'm like, let's all be calm and wait till they stop.
The boat walked up. That would be a big name.
Is that boat got in the cove? So nice, folks.

(01:43:51):
The waves are still incredible. Yeah, I mean, you can't
even walk on the boat. You're knocked down. The minute
you stand up. Everybody starts jumping into the water out
the side. It's just it's just hail Mary.

Speaker 7 (01:44:01):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Yeah, you know what I mean, So why we're getting
off this crazy boat?

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
And then Bubba we look up in the me moll
who wears the string bikini is grabbing, trying to hold it,
ste trying to hold the boat stills, people are diving
off of it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
And then probably the most vicious wave of the day,
Well it takes me moll string bikini.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
What it hits me mall and not listen and knots
her knocks her butt, Nicka.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
She does not have one Mexican stitch of thoes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
So now now we're looking at an eighty year old
Mexican me mo.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Niked as the waves cover her up. Yeah, but look
to her. To her credit, she was still hanging onto
the rope.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Yes she was.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
So now everyone who could swim, everyone who could swim
had done jumped off the bat.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
There are two people left, yeah, from from from the station,
Angie Strom and John Cleveland, and they're trying to help
them into the water. They can't swim and they can't
convince them to jump, but they're so tired of being
on that boat. One more big swell up and there
goes Angie right into it, I mean, and she's like

(01:45:21):
doing the dog paddle as she jumped and seeking like
a rock. But y'all when I hit the water. I
dove like I never dove before. You know, I laid
out like the San Diego chicken coming onto the boat.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
I was going for the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
And here's what you'll love. People were waiting to snorkel
on the beach and I dove on it started kissing
the sand and we started screaming, No.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Don't go getting the boat.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
Now hit this on time. His meme hole still, but her.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Bathing suits are gone. It's out in the sea.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Corse.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
Yeah, but but she's holding onto the boat. She hadn't
let go.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
What a hard worker.

Speaker 8 (01:45:55):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
Now John Cleveland jumps into the water and Joe's trying
to stay up. The water doesn't go good for Joan.
She disappears from size. Yes, now Joan doesn't have her
bathing suit on. She's in regular club. Joan comes up
and just as I'm trying to get my attention off
the mem all holding the rope, I see Joan Cleveland

(01:46:17):
in the very shallow water, squatting that is correct, just
sitting there like a hindcatcher.

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
That is correct. And I'm like, I can't figure out
what's going on. And she doesn't move.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
She just sits there with this funny look on her face.
I think I think I said, what is going on
with Joan? And Angie screams over my shoulder, Joan's going
to the bathroom. The ride had scared her so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
She got in that water said hey, I've got to go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
I've heard of it being scared out of you. That
was a literal case, people, but so funny. I mean,
let's face it, we've all had to do that in
the ocean. Okay, she's got her clothes on, y'all's it's
correct that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
That is correct. And uh, but counted our blessings. As
scared as everybody was. I think we got that pretty good.
It could have been a lot worse. Well, I tell you,
I never I never thought we're gonna make it back.
I never thought it was gonna make it back. So
there was the and the and they claimed for the
next three days they couldn't get anybody to snorkel after
after our crew had.

Speaker 4 (01:47:16):
You should have seen that boat come in. It was
like you'd have thought there was free money in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
Everybody, it's like, I can make it.

Speaker 9 (01:47:33):
Ricking bubba ricking.

Speaker 19 (01:47:35):
Bubba bom bom bom bom bom bomb, a bomb bomb
bom bom bom bom bom bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
Thank you so much for tuning in to the best
of Ricking Bubba's show. I'm speedy.

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
I'll be hosting through January the six, when will debut
the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Let's continue. Little Eddy van Adler is expanding and you've
heard his promotion of his new show. He said something
about Greg and the song Blue on Black because he
pretended Greg was a caller to his new all request
show on Saturday nights, and he said, yeah, that's part
of my Rick and Bubba bingo. And we look over.

(01:48:22):
He has a sheet of bingo paper that is broken
down into two possibilities, the Happenings table, which involves all
the members of the show, and the hazings table, meaning
because you said to Greg, Greg said he had a
serious conversation with you right after right after you went
to work here. You said, Greg, you know I didn't
grow up like this. You had problem with it? Yeah,

(01:48:43):
I said, I wasn't prepared for how bad y'all give
each other and me a hard time. New not prepared
to it all. I mean he took it to heart and.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
I said, look, I think you're a better person. Now, well,
here's here's my illustration. You're funnier. Oh, thank you very much,
Dick Gavin de Graw than you, Gregg Gosh, Greg.

Speaker 16 (01:49:01):
If I believe in evolution, my ancestors would be setting
traps for your ancestors and we would laugh as you
fall into the pit, all ancestors from the pit. If
I believed in evolution pit warning. Okay, well, y'all make
me sweat a lot because you're kind of on.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
What was illustration? Adler?

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
Get to this.

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
This is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
This is what you need to be talking about, all.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
Right, So tell us how Rick and Bubba Bingo works.

Speaker 16 (01:49:24):
Just where you want to be when Jesus comes back, Greg,
making poor making fun of poorl Eddie Ben Adler.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
I think I'll get a pass.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
You only got one more segment. You better make the most.
You're running out of time. That's all I need. This
is just to say, yeah, this is this is Rick
and Bubba Bingo.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
I played.

Speaker 16 (01:49:37):
It helps soften the blow, you know, Oh my illustration, yeah,
my illustration from when when y'all jabb at me a
bunch and make fun of me a bunch it's it's
like getting softly punched in the.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Arm all the ways.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Initially, that's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
Initially, that's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
Not at all. These boxes are the funniest.

Speaker 16 (01:49:56):
But then eventually you're like, you know what, I hate
that man because he's always constantly softly pushed punched me
on the arm.

Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
So you play bingo to let Yeah, so tell us
how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:50:05):
Give us the box.

Speaker 16 (01:50:06):
So you've got the happening stable, that stuff that happens
just all around studio, the hazing stable, that stuff that
happens directly.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
Start with a happenings table. Happenings stable is uh, that's
just stuff that's and you mark them off as they happen.

Speaker 15 (01:50:17):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
And then if I get four in a row, a win.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
What are some game? What are some of them?

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Some of them ketchup toast parentheses.

Speaker 16 (01:50:24):
I throw up when Bubba does this ketchup does when
Bubba puts ketchup on toast, and then I throw up
in my mouth a little bit because that's really disgusting.
Agree next box, unanimous rejoicing over food. I'm talking literally
jumping into the air. And that's when the entire group
does it, because that happens every day.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
Like, yeah, that happens like fists and jumping.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
In the air.

Speaker 16 (01:50:46):
And I know that's not when somebody brings in something good.
The next box is Greg inanimate cuss. That's when Greg
cuss is at an inanimate object, like has to be directly.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
At an inanimate object like a computer.

Speaker 16 (01:50:58):
Uh yes, like computer or a toaster, or a coffee
maker or an intern. Speedy pulls of speedy. That's the
next box. Parentheses, overreacting.

Speaker 15 (01:51:09):
That can be.

Speaker 3 (01:51:11):
That can be anything golden people.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Like, oh, you brought us a muffin, which can also
get you Number two info.

Speaker 3 (01:51:23):
Yes, Bubba chokes on food.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
Happened, Bubba. There was a time.

Speaker 3 (01:51:32):
There was like a three week period in which it
happened every day.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
I can hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
I don't know if you had a lot of powdered
sugar foods. I can hear it in the kitchen having
every single day.

Speaker 10 (01:51:41):
You know what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
It's when I was on the cheerio That's what it was. Yes,
Rick's upbeat repeat.

Speaker 16 (01:51:48):
That's when Rick gets on the drums and plays the
exact same beat that he plays every single day, every
single time.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
It's all I know it's on the ones.

Speaker 15 (01:51:54):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
That's it. Of course the crab responds to me more
than they do.

Speaker 6 (01:52:07):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
That's true. Crickets for Adler is the next box.

Speaker 16 (01:52:11):
That's when I say something completely awesome and hilarious and
topical and poignant and wittily, and then I get absolutely
nothing from no one.

Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
Right, you're crickets.

Speaker 16 (01:52:19):
That's gregs for The next one is Blue on Black.
That's Greg literally singing out loud part of the song
Blue on Black. That happens every day.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
I don't know how I get it started, that's right.
I'll be just sitting in my thing.

Speaker 15 (01:52:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
I think the station now is stealing away and plays
it a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:52:33):
You think that because you walk the hall just like
Dear on the River.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
I'm owning it.

Speaker 16 (01:52:40):
Uncle Rico is the next box. That's if Rick references
anything from.

Speaker 22 (01:52:46):
Eight any prowess on the field. Hell yeah, I heard.
Helms Lee is the next box.

Speaker 16 (01:52:56):
That that's if someone at the show or anyone calls
Helmsy helms Lee, which is why helms Z's name in
Space Navy is Helm's Lee.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
A lot.

Speaker 16 (01:53:07):
By the way, somebody asked me, I did tweet a
picture of this bingo sheet. If you're looking for that,
I'm at Adler Dude, Adler dude on Twitter a d
L e R three minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
Speedy thinks about cigarettes, that's a bonus.

Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
I don't smoke.

Speaker 16 (01:53:21):
That's a bonus. That's gonna happen. So you can just
go ahead and fill that one in. Another bonus is
Adler wonders what Terry will Burn is up to. Just
that is a wife oul. I'm just wondering what she's
up to. Speedy just you know, sing around the house,
just like questions like that. You know, she seems like
she would Greg cusses for absolutely no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
What's that a bonus?

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
That's almost a bonus.

Speaker 16 (01:53:43):
Well, Craig, You'll be like, I'm gonna go get some
beg water, Like that's absolutely unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (01:53:54):
But that's really good morning and a half coach.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
That's uh.

Speaker 16 (01:54:01):
When Speedy prepares for any sports little games, Yeah, during
the show any Little Game producer Helmsy, that's when Helmsey
prepares for sports ares. During the Rick Bubba Show, good
Speedy goes fishing. Speedy goes fishing. That's the last square

(01:54:22):
on the happenings table for Rick and Bubba Bingo, Speedy
goes fishing. This here's an example of Speedy going fishing.
I mean, you really think Sports Stars is good? And
then the Hazings table is just things that happened directly

(01:54:42):
to me. And if that some quick four by four box,
joke about my back, joke about my height, joke about
my glasses, joke about my clothes, joke about my hair,
joke about my.

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
Awesome gauged ears earrings.

Speaker 16 (01:54:54):
Yeah, physical challenge that's in quotations, Mark, that's that's when
Rick that physically pushes me against a wall, or I'm
trying to start an actual conversation with him and he
stands needlessly one inch from me, So I'm now talking
directly into his sternum, not into his face. That's called
that's called roughshat. If I get crop dusted, that's gonna happen.

(01:55:18):
That's gonna happen. And then we've got some abbreviations. The
e H O A that's a parentheses on air that's
everyone hates on Adler on air.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
And then you've got the e h A off air
that's everyone hates on Adler off air.

Speaker 9 (01:55:37):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (01:55:56):
Six minutes past the hour we start a brand new
hour of the Best Fricking Bubba Show together.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
Thank you so much for.

Speaker 9 (01:56:02):
Being with us.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Won't believe what I actually had happened to me on Saturday.
Prayer to you will love us, all of us with children.
I may.

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
I'll just play this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
I'll put this in if you can hear it down
the line, and this will tell you what happened. And
it had been a while because you know, Brandy Blake
have kind of out grown this place.

Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
But now Big Love is in the age.

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
The call came out from shering, why don't you take
Big Love to Chucky Cheese Mane, I.

Speaker 6 (01:56:36):
Got talking about training from over seers.

Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
I'm the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese I'll have another
a year in jail, another afternoon in Chucky Cheese Hell,
Chucky Cheese Hell. I'm in Chunky Cheese Hell. I was
taking him to this little deal he goes through every week. Jimbree,
We've talked about that. He goes to a play group.
And so she said, well, that's right over by Chucky Cheese.

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I said, yeah, but but what does that matter?

Speaker 3 (01:57:06):
Yeah, what's that got to do with it?

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
She said, Once you go ahead and taken it in
some lunch afterwards, and I said, well there's other places.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
I think you had to have a like a birthday
to go.

Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Yeah, I was like, you just go in. I said, well,
and it's a it's a process. Do you know they
put like a stamp on you. If you're not a birthday,
you're you're treated differently. If you're not there for a birthday,
it's a little different they put. And it's something you
can't see till they put like an ultra violet light up.
So well, you know much much as uh much as

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Tim Wilson said, you know, Mama takes Chipper to the
Chucky mall to watch him all around some plastic balls.
The plastic balls with little kids are there's it's it's
obsession lot about how we must get into the plastic balls.
So I get tired of the plastic balls of watching
you know, there's always a big kid that crushes your
little kid and all that. So every time your kids

(01:57:56):
and never meat by the way, what is that? Do
they watch you put your kid in and then they upgrade. Yeah,
they send go, okay, this kid appears to be out.
Here's a bigger kid going in there go, go go,
of course, and that and it happened. Big Love was
crushed under the ball's little feet dangling up in the area.
I can't I had to tell somebody, you're crushing a
small child.

Speaker 4 (01:58:15):
I can't believe Big Luck could be crushed by anybody. Yoh,
wouldn't they always send it up great here?

Speaker 10 (01:58:19):
I mean there was.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
There's always like an eight year old that's in there, and.

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
You're going, what way?

Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
Even the plastic balls way.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
Too big, they're gonna jump, I mean to the point
where you go, how did you fit in the little
hole to get in there? Sure? And uh so the
worst thing that happened is I said, well, I got
to get off this plastic ball. So I thought, do
you give tokens to a two and a half year.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
Old or could we know what he eats them?

Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
Well, they have the little things you ride, you know,
that you sit in and put them in like out
in front of like a Walmart or something that you
you know, just move back in little trains and you
can ride with Chucky and and all that. And I'm
in Chucky shoes hell, and I go, well, let's go
around and play. Well, he really started getting into taking
the token, putting it in the slot, and then the
thing would start.

Speaker 3 (01:58:57):
Moving right, And he thought that was just okay. I
mean it owned him.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
But what he would do is like it would start
moving when he before I could get him, he'd stick
about three more in there.

Speaker 3 (01:59:07):
Yeah, just keep I got you wasting tokens.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
And he didn't. He just thought, slot, I want to
put us. So he's running around to every place. Well
the you know, they go number two, your pizza is shirved.
And I love it, I said, I said, Chucky's brought
our pizza, you know. And and Chucky starts making this
way there and he goes, bye bye Chucky Cheese, Bye
bye Chucky Cheese. And I was going, he's freaking out
over Chucky just.

Speaker 20 (01:59:27):
Happening again, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:59:29):
Of course, you remember my nephew Taylor Burgess, which was
a ten thousand dollar piece of video. By the way,
my brother and sister in law did not send it in.
Where he's just I mean he's dancing. I mean when
he's he's about three years old and he is dancing
my nephew. I'll say, he the band playing and he
is going and Chucky, you can see him. He don't
see Chucky. I'll talk about the moving Chucky and the costume,

(01:59:52):
and Chucky's moving and he is turning it up and jamming.
And about that time, Chucky gets in his sight and
he just freezing. And you know you got you got
the little video camera going, and he darts out of
the frame as quick as I have ever seen, dives
under a table, Chucky following, thinking this is cute? Is
he's freaking. We've even got a shot of Boomer, who

(02:00:14):
was at the same time three, leaning down looking on there,
trying to talk you out.

Speaker 3 (02:00:18):
Come out, all right, man, come on out.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
And it affected my nephew for years, afraid of my mascot.

Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
So this was happening.

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
So I said, I'm gonna avoid Chuck e cheese bye
buying Chucky cheese. So I, in a foolish move, I
leave Big Love in the bench and I'm gonna go
over here and fill our drinks up at the little fountain.
Though I thought, well the pizzas here, I've got it
cut up. He loves pizza. He's watching the big screen.

Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
He ain't going anywhere, and in your mind you think
how much trouble could he get in? Yeah, I'm only
what am I going on for thirty seconds, yeah, thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
You can see him from the fount I see him.
So I jump over and all sudden commotion breaks out
behind me, and you know it's your kid, You know,
I just hit you. And I look in a band
of mothers and he and I can't see what they're chasing,
but they're chasing something, a band of mothers, and I
go and so then I do the quick laugh over

(02:01:11):
to the bench and there's no big love. Okay, tell
you what he had done. He had discovered that the
little bitty cups are full of tokens, and everybody who's
got them cups has tokens. So he had hit the tables,
just grabbing them as he went, just cups, and the
mothers are chasing and trying to get them away from him,

(02:01:32):
and buddy, he's got pretty good speed because his mother
was a sprinter, you know what I mean. And so
I mean, he's cooking and he's using he's using all
the various games to cut them off, and they can't
get him, and they're trying to and he's going under stuff,
and I'm going, oh my, because there's a point where, seriously,
you would just cut your losses and leave and then
and you know, and that, like so I start acting

(02:01:53):
like I'm helping the mothers, but it's not my kid.
Let me see if I can help y'all here. Stupid
people don't walk. Yeah, watch your kids in here and
chuck e cheese. Hell you people, keep an eye on
the kid. Just well, let me get these back. Young
Then you're like that and hand I said, here's your
tokens back, I'll see if I can't find this kid's parents, yeah,
that and then there's that uncomfortablement where they look over

(02:02:14):
and you're eating with him. You can't find his parents.
His parents are lost. I'm just trying to do a
good deed here. I'll stay with him. Yeah, they misplaced him,
you know, Mary and Joseph left Jesus, it happens, you know,
uh that you know that kind of thing. So that
was my he had lost. So then I knew, as
I said, we got a lick. Use he knows cups

(02:02:34):
mean tokens, you know, So nobody's cup was safe and
you're trying to hide the fact that you both had
the same number, right, Yeah, that's ultimately they couldn't see. Yeah,
when you leave, they check you for leaving. What they're
looking for When I'm leaving, they guess to make sure
that you number that night, I didn't now have a
child I was in, which is good.

Speaker 11 (02:02:50):
But hey, he's sitting with that child and.

Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
It's not his They saw check ifact I said, I'm
having explained to him it's not my kids. I came
in behind him it is, so then needs to wipe
his faso. Yeah, so that was that was it. And
how about the y'all when you're in there, and let
me tell you, Chucky is going to the bank.

Speaker 5 (02:03:12):
Well, Chucky's always going to the bank, right did It's
thirteen minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for
tuning into the best of Ricking Bubba Show.

Speaker 9 (02:03:20):
Don't Go Anywhere, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (02:03:51):
Nineteen minutes past the hour, Thank you so much for
tuning into the best of Ricking Bubba's show. As we
look back and celebrate thirty one years of radio gold,
something that will never be done again. And it has
been an honor to be a part of the Rick
and Bubba Show. So we are looking back and playing
these moments one after another, and your help has been great.

(02:04:14):
Some of y'all have given me some memories just through
your emails of hey, can you get this or have
you played that? You know, I can't listen every second,
so you might have already played it. Ignore if you have,
y'all are so kind, But if not, play and so
we try to get to it.

Speaker 10 (02:04:31):
This is one of them.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
It's from the CD fourteen years and it's called Morning
Breeze and never gets old. We've played it over the years,
but it's been requested, so we just are kind of
rolling through these requests.

Speaker 5 (02:04:44):
It's like call in request show with music. That's kind
of how we're treating it, but just with best ofs.
This one goes way back from the best of CD
fourteen years and still no awards.

Speaker 2 (02:04:55):
Take a listen. Oh, we've been very open on the program.
You know, when you're like USh and you've been fortunate
enough to have your little company and hang out every
day and work over the years with some of your
guy friends. You know, and and and even I know
that most of our wives, if you're out there, and
even your moms have tried to question, what is the
obsession with men and bad smells and why do we

(02:05:17):
think they're so funny? And why is breaking wind and
all that just such such a highlight and such such
a joy. You know, we we've told this story before.
And you know whoever came out with this, this spray
that has the the stench of windage. Yes, I remember
in high school, remember when everybody would they called it
morning breeze, and do you take the cap off of

(02:05:43):
it and you'd blow the top of it and do
a terrible smell. Or if you really wanted to shut
a place down, you put a little out, a little
little liquid and uh and dally this. There's a story
that's made national news about it today In Cleveland, Rick.

Speaker 4 (02:05:55):
The old saying who smelled it must have dealt with
See was not the case. After a and we will
call it windage attack spray at a local Cleveland, Ohio restaurant,
no one was laughing at the attacker's toilet humor after
the stink bomb sent three employees to the hospital, cost

(02:06:17):
one thousand dollars in food damage and could result in
felony charges for.

Speaker 3 (02:06:22):
The two men who bombed the eatery oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (02:06:25):
According to Fox News reports that local police say that
two pranksters pulled up to the drive through window at
a Rallies on Snow Road in Cleveland and sprayed a
bottle of the stinky stuff. The restaurant manager did not
know what the substance was and threw away more than
one thousand dollars worth of food as a precaution. My goodness,

(02:06:46):
three of his employees wound up going to Southwest Medical
Center to be checked out. Steve Presser, owner of the
Big Fund, a Cleveland shop that sells the spray Big
Fund Toll reporters, the smell of the spray is highly offensive.

Speaker 3 (02:07:01):
You have to be careful. You have to know what
you're doing and uh who you're doing it too.

Speaker 2 (02:07:06):
The word do we think this is so funny?

Speaker 4 (02:07:09):
I guess the workers were not laughing, and unfortunately for them,
they were at the other end of the prank. I
feel sorry for them because it has an overwhelming smell.

Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
Yes it does. We've actually played with this stuff before.

Speaker 3 (02:07:21):
Oh man, I mean it is pure rotten egg. Man,
it is like they captured rotten egg and put it
into a bottle.

Speaker 2 (02:07:30):
Well that's about yeah. Well, well that's the reason why
one of the things and I know I think he's
living somewhere in Pensacola now, But I had a classmate
that that did a natural UH in nineteen eighty two.
We call it the wind of eighty two and he bubba,
I'm not making this up. He was outside, there was
a slot breeze and it still couldn't conquer it. Yeah,

(02:07:51):
and I remember I remember rush to clear, and that
is that maybe the most resilient wind. Yes, I have
ever ever had the battle and it would go by,
you could feeling on you, and it's color. And I'd
just like to tell Bruce Harmon.

Speaker 10 (02:08:06):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (02:08:09):
We we've told us Bruce harmful, but uh.

Speaker 4 (02:08:15):
We we have played with some of this type spray
before and and I'm gonna tell you it is overwhelmingly offensive.

Speaker 2 (02:08:21):
Well, I mean it is, uh.

Speaker 4 (02:08:23):
And and really we got we got out of hand
with it, UH on two occasions, I remember, and I
think we've told the story we had. We were working
UH at a smaller station at the time, and a
good friend of ours who we like to joke around with,
who is a very respected newsman, the Great day Fit.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
He used to have a.

Speaker 4 (02:08:48):
He would do a little Sunday morning show and they
would record that during the week and he would set
up in the in the conference room and have his
mics and he would bring.

Speaker 9 (02:08:57):
In some.

Speaker 2 (02:09:00):
We would we would talk about a topic of the day. Yeah,
it was some, it was some.

Speaker 4 (02:09:04):
You know, it was usually some interview that you know,
quite frankly, was not the most captivating story in town.

Speaker 2 (02:09:09):
Would like to talk about today. We're talking with the
part of the Rivers.

Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
Yes, come on in a seat, and we you know,
we got to be in a little silly and juvenile
and I don't know why you kidding, but we were
much younger than we were on twenty seven. Yeah, I
don't know who, No, it was.

Speaker 4 (02:09:29):
It was later than that because I didn't start to
show till thirty, so I was in my thirties and uh,
just a young kid. Yeah, it should have been better.
And uh, anyway, we got some of the spray and
we just got to playing with it and uh, y'all,
I don't know, y'all were crying, y'all were laughing so hard.

Speaker 2 (02:09:47):
I'm playing with it. Really a good description.

Speaker 4 (02:09:51):
Somebody came up with the idea, and I don't know
who it was because this conference room was completely blocked off.
To give a couple of squirts of that up on
of the conference room door and then and then we
were going to then we were going to go down
the hall to a strategic position and watch when they
came out, because they would eventually go, well, I just

(02:10:12):
can't can't.

Speaker 2 (02:10:13):
Keep nothing like schoolgirls in there in the hallway. Fence
was so professional.

Speaker 3 (02:10:18):
He wouldn't let it make up his community, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (02:10:21):
And I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
I think it was Rick that snuck up there under
the door and it had a you know, it had
like a straw on it. It had a straw on it,
and you know, put it up on the doors, you know,
And then and then we take just to get it,
just to get we get down there and hide. Hey,
we're lauding, you know, we can't bite.

Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
We hear, dame, he's in there.

Speaker 23 (02:10:42):
We'd like to welcome our guests. And on the way
here and don stop by one of our Mexican restaurants,
Welcome to community outlooks.

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
And no, you don't understand one squirt of this. Oh
my gosh, could empty an end of the mall. Okay,
I mean it was that bad. And and I was like,
how are they breathing in there?

Speaker 2 (02:11:02):
And you know, and then now the running jumping, why
are they coming out, no windows, no wonder going.

Speaker 3 (02:11:08):
So then it's like, hey, hey, it must have got
to work. We gotta go back. And you know, you
tiptoe down the hall. You to go back, you know,
your head down to fly.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
Then you take cover.

Speaker 3 (02:11:22):
Say you're trying to watch, just don't have it. You're like,
how they breathing in their man?

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
They took four the way they can take that.

Speaker 3 (02:11:29):
They gotta they gotta be crying so hard now they
can't breathing.

Speaker 23 (02:11:32):
I need to talk to engineer at Bobbo. Something's a
foul with the Morans, and I knew they could hear it.
Who's misplaced with morns? And something dead in the morns?

(02:11:53):
Who boke this gas from the trash dump? We the
Maki's overheating. The markis overheating.

Speaker 2 (02:12:05):
Here in the wiring. But what I got to do
with the news, what's going on in the community.

Speaker 3 (02:12:10):
And you know, finally we thought, how are they surviving?
Because really another squirt could have been fighting, you know,
so we did, you know what we normally would do.
We broke off and went to lunch and uh so,
and then we had another time we were doing Do
you remember how loud we were in the hall.

Speaker 2 (02:12:26):
It's like, not only can they not smell, how could
they not hear us out there? Because we were all giggling.

Speaker 23 (02:12:31):
And William definitely I'm finally interviewing that that sought after
guest Harry Butch.

Speaker 2 (02:12:38):
Speak toothless one.

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
So and you know, then we got we got in
trouble playing with it again at the mall. We had
a remote teurn. One time was unfortunately and I'm seriously
one squirt, it like the whole end of the mall
smelled like a rotten egg and it was just you
remember that come they said, hey, look, can y'all off
whatever you're doing?

Speaker 4 (02:12:59):
And you know, I'm sorry Speedy he had Max. It's
been a tough day for Speedy. You go ahead and
get some rest. I know you dehydrated Gimes.

Speaker 23 (02:13:07):
I was trying to be professional around our guess which
someone needs to fumiicate the conference room.

Speaker 3 (02:13:13):
And you know this day, I don't know how they survived.

Speaker 24 (02:13:16):
I tried to find the rotting ferret rick and Babba.
You know that day you had to hedgehog in here
as a gas. I think you crolled up on the
conference table and died a terrible death.

Speaker 23 (02:13:29):
I didn't realize my guess would be smelling like catfish
stink bait.

Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
Oh god, that was so good. But Baba got that
high pitch laughing. I remember that tiptoe down the hawks.
What had they got to do with the news?

Speaker 15 (02:13:45):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:13:46):
Sh stuff, this good stuff and great memories to my
gracious day, Pen was a legend. He sure was taught
me a lot in the business too. All right, we'll
take a break. We'll be right back. More of the
best of Rick and Bubba show will continue, and we

(02:14:07):
think of so much. That was the request there coming
up next Rick and Sherry they went to New York yep,
New York City, and also in the next half hour
the first ever older successful white guy from Don Juan
de Marco.

Speaker 9 (02:14:26):
We'll be right back ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 2 (02:14:46):
Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of radio gold.
But don't forget. On January the sixth, a brand new
era begins The Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Adler
will join me. Get all the hells right now at
Rick Burgess Show dot com. Bye bye, I rode through.
I'm in Central Park. Now we've had our picnic. Now

(02:15:06):
going into Central Park after we got our box. Now
we're headed back in. I notice after two homeless men
have now wrestled over knife and with the NYPD. I
look in. The New York Police Department has two of
their trucks parked out front, and there's two policemen welcoming
you to Central Park as a new pr for the new, fun,

(02:15:27):
loving New York Police Department. Yes, and by gosh, let's
all pray for them on a daily basis. But you know,
they got a rep for being you know, they deal
with a lot, so they don't tolerate a lot of foolishness,
you know, because they say term Hell's Angels comes to
mind quickly. They deal with foolishness all the time. So
they're out front where a homeless guy now is out front,
and he's being loud to everybody. Okay, and I'm already

(02:15:50):
you know us we have to study people. No one
else is really noticing this conversation, not even Cherry. She's
hung up in Central Park and we got our box
and she's talking to the couple from Arizona. I look
and their stand there smiling at you. Welcome to Simple Park,
you know, this kind of stuff. And then New York
Police Department welcome you to the Central Park and all this.
So about that time, this homes guy keeps being loud
and hear him going, Jojo, shut your mouth, Tell Joe.

(02:16:13):
He tells the other guy, Tell Jojoe, I'm gonna break
his teeth in. Hello there, Welcome to met Central Park.
How are you, Jojo, I'm gonna bust your teeth in, you.

Speaker 15 (02:16:20):
Know, like that.

Speaker 2 (02:16:21):
And you're going, you know, and you know they're trying
to be nice or welcoming. I'm just going, what a
different world is this? Welcome to Gotham City, you know
what I mean. So we got our box. Now, well,
I don't like to ride a bot because, as you said,
it is a land paddle boat is all it isn't
And I asked specifically. I says, there any heels on
this tour and the girl said somebody from it was

(02:16:43):
Gabrielle from somewhere you know, it's Spanish, some Spanish country
and she's no, there's no, there's not any heels. And
I said, now, if there's heels, just tell me I
need to know. So so anyway, so we get out
there and we're going well, immediately oh two eight, he
tears his bock up. My box tears up immediately. It's
skipping and it won't and everybody thinks it's on me
that I don't know what I'm doing. And I said, hey,

(02:17:05):
I had bots growing up. His box broke, there's something
wrong with it, and so Sherry and they just they
just left me. I'm in Central Park. They're telling them
you used to run a box shop. I used to
have a bicycle body shop. I know about these boys.
So it won't work, and it won't work.

Speaker 3 (02:17:17):
It won't work.

Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
So it's so funny how people don't really understand, especially
men or men who are slightly overweighted like us, how
easy happiness is achieved for us, and how complicated this
for other people. So it comes out, all right, the
box officially broke. Now this is a thirty dollars two
or wrong? Okay? Is this the one with the gears
or yeah, it's got it's one of these ten you know,
we's call them ten speeds. I don't know where they're

(02:17:39):
all different names in a mountain bike kind of thing.
And it's skipping your time. I pedal itou wasn't catch
you know, it wasn't in the gear. Well, that's what
I thought, and I kept trying to change it and
i'd roll it and it wouldn't. I said, this thing striped,
something's wrong with it. So anyway, so then I've ruined
the box trip because everybody it says, well, biggin's box.

Speaker 3 (02:17:54):
And we're in the middle of Central Park. Now we've
gotten in there a.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
Little ways, and I said, look, and I passed a
lot of ice cream. There's ice cream everywhere, and I said,
serious business, y'all, and I mean this. I said, I'd
be fine, won't y'all? Just all go on.

Speaker 3 (02:18:07):
I'll hang here by this.

Speaker 2 (02:18:08):
Little pretty late where people out there in boats, you know,
with paddles, not paddle boats, were real paddles.

Speaker 3 (02:18:12):
Like you know, we're wooden boats.

Speaker 2 (02:18:14):
And I said, I'll look at the pretty water here
at the you know, you know, because in New York
City they just go nuts over like a reservoir that
they think's really pretty.

Speaker 3 (02:18:21):
Oh, and where we're from, we look at and go,
that's a pond, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:18:24):
Yeah, because we got so much water. And so I said,
I said, no, really, seriously, if I go over and
get me an ice cream sandwich and sit here. I'm fine.
And Sherry had to announce to the other couple and
to the god know y'all, that's real. He really will
be okay if we leave him. He is trying to
get out of this bike to or any way can
and he really would be fine, you know, being left

(02:18:45):
here eating ice cream sandwich. You know, I had the
Arizona people rolling. They were like what I said? Oh yeah,
I said. I said, if I could walk right over
there and get me some ice cream, I said, it
would be it would be so huge. You ain't like
to see it be a moped trip, right, So some
of the motor So anyway, then and it happens the Arizona.
She said, no, I've told somebody to bring us another bike.
We'll wait.

Speaker 3 (02:19:04):
So we talk around.

Speaker 2 (02:19:05):
We meet them, great people, fun, fun loving, and they
start asking about the show and everything that broke out.
So they got them listened on the internet this morning,
Rickingbubba dot com. So so then time passes. The guy
announ says, I'm out of here. We got other plans.
This has gone on too long. I want you gonna
give them a shout out. What's your name, I don't remember.
But anyway, the couple from Arizona. So anyway and us

(02:19:25):
matter of fact, Sherry got got the hit of doll
so good with the girl. She was like upset when
they left, like we known them all our lives. She said,
I hate they've got to leave us on the toll
free line one seven seven we be big. I don't
know if they remember that. So anyway, Scherry gets upset
with this couple of leaves, like we've known them all
our life. We just met them like twenty minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (02:19:43):
I mean, off to go to dinner with them.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
Well look there was some chemistry there, but I mean
they weren't you know, they weren't family, you know what
I mean. I mean, Sherry's like got tears in her
eyes that they're not going. I said, sure, what, ain't
let meak you this or these people coming to Gunners
for Christmas might be so anyway, so they leave and
that ruins it. So and then she goes, well look
here's now. You just have his box and I'm going man,
So I get on this bot to her. So we're

(02:20:05):
going and we're here in the history of Central Park
and how the Central Park in this city and four
they were just four and now that's two. They're gone now,
so that's your own God. Yeah, and she's telling us
all about it.

Speaker 3 (02:20:15):
It's really nice.

Speaker 2 (02:20:16):
It's you know, it was the story. I don't remember
it was. It was something. It was something like, you know,
they had big old statues of Columbus everywhere, and then
they were like, you know, they showed us like over
here where the ice skating scene from from Home Alone,
and and also the ice skating scene from Love Story
was at this Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (02:20:33):
Donald Trump, by the way, owns.

Speaker 2 (02:20:34):
The whole city. You know, there's his tower building everywhere,
new building going up, Donald Trump, you know, and he
owns this ice skating rink with these scenes. And I thought, well,
that's interesting. Something about Central Park. It's man made. They
came in there and they had to put the heels
in it because what used to be old farm land
and nobody lived there and it used to be considered
you know, you don't know if y'all been to New
York City late interesting. I don't remember it, but it

(02:20:55):
was really something. The only time that gets me. Have
y'all ever noticed how many buildings they crammed on that
island y'all. I mean there is not like besides Central Park,
there's not one inch of place. It does not have
a huge building. I mean they're just crammed on the island,
like you say, looks like it should sink from the way.
So we go through Central Park and sure enough about

(02:21:16):
that time, I look and there's a hill. And I said,
somebody said there were no hills on this. So Sherry
and the guide, you know, Sherry runs and all stuff.
They all take off up the hill and I'm dying.
Do you gear down? I to make it? Well, I
geared down and I start paddling, and I'm going cray.
I mean, I'm just about to lose my mind and
I'm about to pass out, I mean completely be gone,
you know.

Speaker 3 (02:21:35):
And now I've got that seats.

Speaker 2 (02:21:36):
You know, it's like taking a sample from my prostate,
right and all this, and I'm trying to get up
this hill. And now my New York City day's ruined
because I'm now now I'm I'm in a battle now,
you know, even at seventy four out there, I'm in
a battle. So I'm going up this hill and it's
getting out of control. And then it becomes like my
own New York City marathon that I surely I'm on

(02:21:57):
one time, make it over something strenuous. I'm gonna make
it to the top of this hiel. I've got to
make well. Look, they get off in another world. They're
talking about history of Central Park and all this wonderful stuff.
And I am like, I could picture the crowds cheering
for me as I'm coming to the top of the
seal that I'm making it slow motion, slow motion, you know.
So I get to the top hill, They're all excited
about the wonderful day. I get there and I'm giddy
that I made it. I said, hey, I made it,

(02:22:19):
you know, And the guy kind of looks at me, like.

Speaker 3 (02:22:21):
How big was the heel? It wasn't that big, bubba,
but I mean for us, it was not really, but
it was an incline.

Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
It was stringing us on my leg.

Speaker 3 (02:22:29):
It was uphill, but it wasn't a heel. Yeah, it
was kind of us to have to go and just
go no a stepping No, No, it wasn't like that.

Speaker 2 (02:22:36):
It was just a slight incline actually, But it was
more than I wanted to be for us, me to
make it in the shape I'm in today.

Speaker 3 (02:22:40):
It was a big deal and everybody will have the pitch,
and they didn't have it. So we go on our tour.
We finish that up.

Speaker 2 (02:22:45):
So we leave the tour of Central Park. Had a
great time and uh and then you know, riding your
bike through big crowds. So after that, it's time for
us to go back to the hotel, get ready for dinner.
We'll go to dinner, have dinner at the Terrace, which
was which was really nice and which was this little
thing overlooking Manhattan. And then we realized that we're cutting
it a little tight getting to the theater. Okay, so

(02:23:08):
we go out there that this place that they cost
a cab. He's waiting out the bottom. All the time
we'd been there, the cab drivers have been extremely aggressive,
extremely aggressive. Often I get in there with a non
aggressive cab driver. It wasn't the yellow cabs. It was
like a regular car and he was not aggressive, and
I'm going, hey, buddy, we're cutting it short here and
he's in traffic and he's not even cussing anybody, And
I thought that was wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:23:29):
I mean, you know, like you got your money's work. Now,
he's not flagging somebody out the window, you know, and they're.

Speaker 2 (02:23:33):
Not cussing y'all. Y'all realize that they cuss the construction
people in New York City, you know how you always
want to do that wherever you're from. In New York City,
they just scream out, you got out of your road?

Speaker 13 (02:23:42):
Down?

Speaker 2 (02:23:43):
How much on you did?

Speaker 9 (02:23:44):
What's the hole for?

Speaker 2 (02:23:45):
You know? And then they then then the constructions people
give them the finger back. I can't say what they're saying,
but I mean, but they scream very aggressive.

Speaker 3 (02:23:53):
Society, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (02:23:54):
If there's construction. I mean, the guy just knows everybody's
gona scream at him all they.

Speaker 8 (02:23:59):
Down.

Speaker 3 (02:23:59):
So anyway, what do you lose that, you know?

Speaker 2 (02:24:03):
And that all this kind of stuff. So then this
guy's not doing any of that. So finally we have
to make the call. We gotta get out. We're six
blocks from the theater. We gotta get out. So we're
now running through New York City. Sherry and I in
our in our like Sunday clothes, okay, and we're running
through New York City. Me and dress ues get to
the theater. We get there, well, you know, they're very
aggressive at the theater I'm sorry, the overture has already started.

(02:24:24):
You got to hold up there, And I said, why
the overture when the overture starts, going to let you
in there?

Speaker 15 (02:24:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:24:29):
So we're late and because the overture started, they wouldn't
let us in. So Sherry now is coming in glued,
you know what I mean? Well, this is the whole
you know, I said, what Cherry, just listen, So I
make her get an ear up against the door. I said,
you hear that? Are they gonna let you in there?
And I'm yeah, you know not though, just just a break.
They don't want us to walk in on this opening number.
When that stopped?

Speaker 3 (02:24:48):
Were they doing the bugs Bunny thing?

Speaker 2 (02:24:50):
Yeah? I come to the show. Yeah, and the guy
thought I was stupid. I said, oh, yeah, overture, that
bugs bunny thing, I know what you're talking about, and
he just looked at me with the show here, we
you know like that. So so so we get in
and we're late, and we're getting there and you know,
you walk everybody's cuss. Yeah, I watch out there, you know,
Danny front there, you know, so we we said that
and people are like clapping for people I don't know,

(02:25:10):
who they are, they got to come on stage back,
and I don't know who it's got who he wanted
to Tony and I was like, you know, I got
that's so I'm going, yeah, stay in it, you know
that kind of stuff. So so then we go through
the show and it's good and all that, and so
we're leaving. Now keep in mind, I haven't clapped for anybody,
because I don't know who anybody was in the play,
not one person that I know. So Sherry's feeling great

(02:25:30):
and we're done. What a beautiful evening, beautiful day, and
we're walking. How do you write to play? Is it
pretty good?

Speaker 10 (02:25:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:25:35):
It was real good. It was a good play, funny,
a lot of comedy in it, and all this kind
of stuff, a lot of dancing, a lot of a
lot of THI that kind of stuff. So so anyway,
you know, cause if you're gonna dance in a in
a New York City Broadway play, you've got it going
on a little bit. Yeah know, they're not gonna put
some up fur, that's just a struggle. No, I mean,
you're gonna have nice legs. You're gonna dance, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:25:52):
So so anyway, so we watched that.

Speaker 2 (02:25:55):
It's great, and I get sure to do when she
was in Kiss Me Kate, She's sing some of the
songs she Knew You and all this stuff, and I said, now,
were you this?

Speaker 8 (02:26:00):
Who you?

Speaker 10 (02:26:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:26:00):
There?

Speaker 8 (02:26:00):
Is that you?

Speaker 2 (02:26:01):
You know? And that's what I played and their share again, Yeah,
it alls got stuff. So so we leave. Now I
have clapped for no one. Well about the time we
come out, and there's people roaring at one of the
other theaters and I look and nobody knows who it is.
New Yorkers don't know. Hey, who's that there clapping for
over there? I said, ladies and gentlemen, that is former
lead singer for skid Row Sebastian Bak. You ain't no,
I'm going nuts, you know that kind of stuff. And

(02:26:27):
and he is now in a Broadway disc so he's
that's not really what he's looking for. He's wanting to
be respected from being a Broadway guy. Now and I'm
around eighteen, like, you got it, you know, I'm sure
as going Rick?

Speaker 3 (02:26:41):
Well, skid what Rick?

Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
How do you wait? Wait? Wait? How do you make
look we're late on the break?

Speaker 3 (02:26:47):
How do you make the transition from lead singer of
skid row right to a Broadway play. That is a
huge job.

Speaker 2 (02:26:56):
Hey, do y'all realize you.

Speaker 4 (02:26:57):
Pass you have to jump over the Jerry Springer Show
to get to that, you know, I mean you went
right through it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:04):
Sebastian bag. Remember we when this kid wrote he wasn't
with him and I complained about it. He is now
in Jeckling Hide that the Broadway play. Does he sing
in it? Yeah? I mean you look at the big
posters in Ouside. It's him with a Haraadine's face, the
top hat like the me evil mister Hyde. That's he.

Speaker 6 (02:27:20):
That's him.

Speaker 2 (02:27:21):
Eighteen and life.

Speaker 25 (02:27:22):
You got it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:23):
So then I go up and I look and birded
at Peter's just coming out of another door up here.

Speaker 3 (02:27:27):
No Rick, I to call one there.

Speaker 2 (02:27:29):
Yeah, you know she's has she ever been in the
sun now?

Speaker 3 (02:27:32):
I mean it's Queen of the Hay.

Speaker 2 (02:27:34):
I've never been in the sun.

Speaker 3 (02:27:35):
But she's all right, and everybody's roaring about this. Some
little kid came out everybody with nuts over. I know
who he was.

Speaker 2 (02:27:40):
I got him to sign something I had. I thought
he might be the next Onecauley talking or something, so
so I would call that like the perfect day, wouldn't you,
I mean, the perfect day of New York sy sounds
like whoop me back?

Speaker 9 (02:27:50):
Fourteen minutes fast, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (02:28:00):
Thank you so much for tuning into the best of
Frick and Bubba's show.

Speaker 5 (02:28:03):
How about let's go way back first, older successful white guy.

Speaker 2 (02:28:08):
I don't know what we got going on, man, come on, really,
ore we go?

Speaker 5 (02:28:15):
Oh no, we got us, We got us a problem.
Hang on, everybody, Well you know we're live because I

(02:28:42):
definitely wouldn't save this. All right, We're gonna have to apologize.
We're gonna have to make a game time live adjustment
here as we are looking at an issue with with
the player here, So I apologize for that. Let's jump

(02:29:05):
into this one though this was on the list to
try to get to tomorrow. But take a listen to
this best of moment. There is trouble in Disneyland.

Speaker 4 (02:29:13):
Well Rick sad sad day in Disneyland, the happiest place
on Earth. I don't know if you saw the video
of this yesterday, but it is precious. Apparently, there is
a labor dispute there. There is a handful of workers
who are unhappy and they staged a labor protest that
brought a touch of reality to the happiest place on Earth. Now,

(02:29:34):
what was so funny about it was to see the
protesters sitting outside of Disneyland, and they were all dressed
as Disney characters. It was so bizarre on TV to
see tinker Bell being handcuffed and loaded into a van.
I mean, you just don't see that at Disneyland much,
you know.

Speaker 2 (02:29:52):
So they are protesting Disney's treatment of the characters themselves. Well, no,
they're just unhappy with work relations there, and apparently they
work at the park in some kind of former fashion.
They said.

Speaker 4 (02:30:05):
The dispute between labor and management involves twenty three hundred maids,
bell hops, cooks, dishwashers at all the three Disney owned hotels.

Speaker 12 (02:30:17):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:30:17):
The workers contract, they say, expired in February, and their
union says Disney's latest proposal makes healthcare unaffordable for hundreds
of employees and creates an unfair two tier wage system.
The union also said Disney wants to create a new
category of part time employees who would receive greatly reduced benefits.

(02:30:39):
But they were all dressed as Disney characters outside the
gate that's what looks so funny on TV. You just
don't see sleeping beauty laying there blocking the gate much.

Speaker 23 (02:30:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30:47):
Yeah, when snow White and Cinderella and Tinkerbell again loaded
up for protesting, and I got to tell you something.
I bet you up there at the Big House where
Mickey Mouse is running things, he is not happy.

Speaker 3 (02:30:57):
I bet he is not happy at all.

Speaker 13 (02:31:00):
Did you think about it?

Speaker 2 (02:31:00):
Here?

Speaker 3 (02:31:01):
And I'm mean right now, Oh look good on TV.

Speaker 2 (02:31:05):
I'm trying to have a nice time with Minnie and
there's that little tramp protesting the place.

Speaker 6 (02:31:09):
It made her great.

Speaker 4 (02:31:14):
Ah, we walked is off Mickey carry God, it just
didn't look right to have have you know? The characters

(02:31:35):
lighted up and they were like hog timing them and
putting them on a van carrying them downtown.

Speaker 3 (02:31:40):
Chugs me, drown changed me.

Speaker 2 (02:31:53):
That isn't better than I have. Imagine who gave you?
I'll tell you what somebody give me.

Speaker 3 (02:32:06):
I tell you, I'll tell you somebody's bite. Don't test me,
ve me.

Speaker 2 (02:32:14):
I just like watching Scott Donald.

Speaker 15 (02:32:18):
I should have.

Speaker 2 (02:32:19):
Stayed solo after stead by Willie.

Speaker 3 (02:32:24):
Don't won't, I won't here my buch, don't you know?
For the kids coming in.

Speaker 2 (02:32:34):
It was scary to me.

Speaker 18 (02:32:36):
Don't close oh me?

Speaker 2 (02:32:52):
Uh so all right, well, yeah, anytime you can you
can see that Disney character is protesting. And when they
start putting those plastic wrist things on them.

Speaker 4 (02:33:00):
All hog kind. I mean, that is so embarrassing. See
Sleeping Beauty with all four up there going a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:33:07):
There's a lot of little kids going to the therapy
after seeing that.

Speaker 8 (02:33:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:33:09):
And the thing it hurt me is when they put
the seven dwarfs on the chain game.

Speaker 3 (02:33:12):
I was like, wow, yeah, that was unfair.

Speaker 2 (02:33:39):
Oh hey, I don't know about y'all.

Speaker 5 (02:33:41):
I don't know if I'm laughing more at that or
or just don one laughing infectious laugh. And it was
so good seeing him towards uh the big year ender
and UH appreciate him making the effort to be in studio.
I know a lot of you enjoyed seeing him. All Right,
we'll take a break, we'll be right back. That wraps
up this eye. We're a hope that you are enjoying
the best of Rick and Bubba show. We'll be rolling

(02:34:02):
those out till January the sixth, and then on January sixth,
we'll debut the Rick Burgess Show. You can go to
Rick burgesshow dot com for more info, but be tuning
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(02:34:34):
six minutes past the hour, Thank you so much for
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Speaker 2 (02:34:39):
We are so thankful for all of you that you
would take time to be with us. Hey, Rick here,
I hope you're enjoying the best of Rick and Bubba's.
We're celebrating thirty one years of radio gold and don't forget.
On January the sixth, a brand new era begins the
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Speaker 26 (02:35:00):
He's our man on the streets, always covering the most
important stories of the day, and he is standing by
in San Antonio, ladies and gentlemen, reporting on an overturned
truck that was hauling a load of penguins.

Speaker 2 (02:35:18):
Oh my goodness, Roger.

Speaker 7 (02:35:20):
Yes, Good morning, Rick and Baba. Roger lewis reporting to
your life on the scene. I can barely hear you
this morning. It can only be described as aquatic pandemonium.
Good morning, Rod, good morning, Good morning, and thank you
so much to be back on your program.

Speaker 21 (02:35:38):
Here.

Speaker 7 (02:35:38):
Now this, I know this isn't going to sound exactly right,
but here we go. The incident in question took place
late last night, when the rest of the world was
sleeping under the cover of darkness. Fifty six year old
truck driver Kellogg Deerborn Jack knifed his load all over
the interstate jumped outside San Antonio, Texas.

Speaker 2 (02:36:00):
Stars the Old Jack Knights.

Speaker 7 (02:36:02):
It is horrible, and this is where the story takes
a bizarre underwater turn. As you mentioned, the manifest included
in the eighteen whaler a load of marine animals, including
one hundred and forty three transplanted adult sigos, scheless artists
and article. I think I screwed that up for you,

(02:36:23):
but I have to tell you there's a lot of
blood on my notes. Wow, team, and more terrifying than
snakes on a plane. We've got penguins running loose on
the highway. Oh God, gentleman, that's right. We've got team
coverage for you, covering all the angles of the story.

(02:36:45):
Rick and Bubba, My colleague Richard Longshakes is standing by
live on the other side of the road.

Speaker 11 (02:36:53):
Richard flags Roger to the border the cattle Badger. The
seat here is Frederick. As spiders are furiously tried against
the animals back in their takes the cages before they
become the lunch special.

Speaker 25 (02:37:07):
At Happy Wang Sushi Palace.

Speaker 11 (02:37:09):
An offie tapp against that bit shut Dad and I
had a direction and I reminded of my after dude
s been playing the arcade game Frogger. Now on holder
have a degree in broadcast journalism, and they no longer
let me hang out at the seven eleven for three
hours in the afternoon.

Speaker 7 (02:37:28):
Back, Yeah, thank you so much. That was horrified and
the hours passed this morning. I did want to mention
this to You may not believe this, but anti war
activist and new resident of Crawford, Texas, Cindy, she has
arrived on s oh boy, it's unbelievable, but she has

(02:37:50):
called for an am media withdrawal of all animals from
the ho E Lane. Now went in formed there was
no ho V Lane, and she began ranting and then
her head exploded. I know you find that hard to believe,
but it's true. My colleague Ralph le Baron is standing

(02:38:11):
by live at the aquarium. It's got this for us
this morning. Can you hear us all right, Ralph? Yes,
like ten.

Speaker 25 (02:38:16):
Thanks, Roger had good budding. I've here live with the
Twin Forks County Aquarium.

Speaker 14 (02:38:22):
School children are sobbing uncontrollably.

Speaker 25 (02:38:25):
Earlier, I tried to get a word with one of
the pegwins, but after biting my head, she jumped back
in the water and swim over to a giant rock.

Speaker 7 (02:38:36):
She got a transmss this amount of water in the microphones,
so I'm not even sure if you could hear me well, Roger,
thanks to you. Thank you so much. I think we
could hear you just fine. Keep fighting a good fight, Ralph. Yeah,
finally our team coverage continued, Thank you so much. We're
gonna good morning. Yes, good wading for having thanks. Pandemonium

(02:38:57):
is broken up in the studio.

Speaker 2 (02:39:00):
I just pictured him trying to wadle out of harms
with I'm still laughing at progress.

Speaker 7 (02:39:08):
My colleague, Ronald little Foot of the standing bottle on
the median. Yes, he's right here on the medium strip
up the highway, about seven feet from where I'm standing.

Speaker 2 (02:39:18):
Ronald.

Speaker 21 (02:39:19):
Thanks Roger, I can hear you from there, good nodding.

Speaker 14 (02:39:23):
I got an exclusive interview with the driver of the
truck just a moment ago. Apparently a breathalyzer was taken
immediately determined whether or not he was under the influence
at the time of the crash. Fortunately, he came up.

Speaker 21 (02:39:36):
Clear and sober, but he did blow at one point.

Speaker 14 (02:39:38):
Six on the seawater scale. I don't even have any
idea what that means.

Speaker 21 (02:39:46):
The motors that I spoke to earlier claimed you have
seen a wallrus the.

Speaker 14 (02:39:50):
Size of and I quote oprah. I will enclosed his
windshield at lightning speed. He thought he was amid some
sort of and I quote marine apocalypse where we.

Speaker 21 (02:40:04):
Pulled his car to the side of the road, unfortunately
running over some penguins in the process. They're a scene
so horrific, he said, second only to and I quote
seeing Cindy Sheen's head explode.

Speaker 7 (02:40:20):
I'm running a little.

Speaker 14 (02:40:21):
Good reporting live from about three yards from you, Rocke.

Speaker 7 (02:40:24):
Thank you so much, Ronald Mother, You'll never believe this.
I apologize profusely. We're gonna have to cut this short
this morning. Yes, well, I'm just getting word for my
producer in my airpace, Hong On just a minute here, Yes,
apparently about a mile up the road, a truck full

(02:40:45):
of marine biologists A scratch. That's right, I'm reading it.
I'm tried for the first time. Sounds like a truck
full of irony to me. I roder Loss from Point
D Live. This pan coverage.

Speaker 2 (02:41:02):
I love team coverage, coverage, teen coverage, tean coverage.

Speaker 3 (02:41:07):
Good morning, good morning, Oh my god, I can almost
smell the penguin's cooking compare.

Speaker 2 (02:41:16):
My favorite is when Roger cracked himself over the marine biologist.
How high yards?

Speaker 3 (02:41:25):
How hot do you think their little feet are?

Speaker 2 (02:41:28):
Have you seen the pre can walk?

Speaker 3 (02:41:29):
How hot is?

Speaker 2 (02:41:30):
Have you seen the previous? Hottest?

Speaker 7 (02:41:31):
Awesome?

Speaker 2 (02:41:33):
Have you ever heard the previous? Have you seen the
previews of the upcoming penguin movie Happy Feet?

Speaker 12 (02:41:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:41:38):
Oh, it looks like it's Yeah, it's just gonna be
a winner.

Speaker 3 (02:41:41):
Oh I'm down.

Speaker 2 (02:41:42):
Oh three yards. I tried to interview, but he bit me.
Swim over to a giant.

Speaker 7 (02:41:48):
Cover.

Speaker 2 (02:41:48):
Three yards coverage, team coverage, coverage.

Speaker 9 (02:41:52):
Ricking Bubba, ricking, Bubba.

Speaker 2 (02:42:08):
Leaning on nineteen minutes past the hour.

Speaker 5 (02:42:11):
What's up, It's speedy, I'm your host here on the
Best of Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 2 (02:42:14):
Thank you so much for being with us. All the
requests coming in.

Speaker 5 (02:42:19):
Awesome Hosting is always looking back at some of the
greatest moments in the thirty one years of rick and
Bubba history, and we thank you for participating. All right,
let's get into this. Next best of has to do
with Greg and Kyle Maynard.

Speaker 2 (02:42:35):
Forwarded this for several days when we knew that our
guests would be Kyle Maynard. Kyle Maynard is an amputee
born without arms or legs. His arms go to where
the elbows would be, in his legs to where his
knees would be. And he has already become a national
champion wrestler through high school being finishing in the top

(02:42:56):
twelve in the country, moved into become I'm mean, a
grappling champion.

Speaker 3 (02:43:02):
And now we'll make his debut in the m m A.
This is Mixed Martial Arts.

Speaker 2 (02:43:06):
If you want to see his debut, you can go
to Rickybubba dot com and guest info get tickets to
be part of that event. Now, Bubba, part of him
visiting us today and his remarkable story is we wanted
to see him in action. Yes, and now we've sent
all the highlight tapes and I know he's been you know,
and all these stories that all the verious sports or
networks have done on him, but we wanted to see

(02:43:27):
it firsthand.

Speaker 4 (02:43:28):
Against your brother. Yes, Greg Burg just hard working former
pole climbing.

Speaker 3 (02:43:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:43:33):
If we were having a tough man competition, you know,
we we would always lead with Greg, since you know
he said we you and I have gotten sold work
in this white collar job and all that, and he's
fresh off the power poles and all that. So here
we go. We have Greg in the plaza against Kyle,
and Kyle and and Greg are gonna go at it,
and we're gonna, we're gonna we're gonna kind of give

(02:43:53):
you the play by play action. Now, if you want
to look at Speedy's webcam, I've got mine on it too,
and Bubba's webcam at Rickybubba dot com. The webcam will
give you some shots of what's happening. Obviously, those of
you that were are fortunate enough to have Rick and
Bubba tv uh in the Golden Mobile or it is
a golden moment. We do have a personal trainer standing
by the rod Father in case this thing goes nasty

(02:44:15):
or someone is injured. Now, Greg has been told by
Kyle that he will attack him with the same aggressiveness
that Greg is bringing back. So if Greg decides he
wants to try to win it, and Greg, hey, if
you're just gonna let some some guy come in here
and whip you, I'll tell I'll tell you one thing.
He would whip me. I mean, that's all I'm gonna say.
But but anyway, so, uh all right, here we go.
So let's get under way. I'm watching Speedy has the

(02:44:37):
wireless mic. Yeah, all right, and here here go. He's
through Greag down so fast. I mean he's got.

Speaker 3 (02:44:48):
I think he's tapping. I think he's tapping on the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:44:52):
He went after Craig so aggressive he was, he was
so talk to Greg. Get the biac over there, get
the mic.

Speaker 6 (02:45:04):
I can't hear you. Get him back to it.

Speaker 2 (02:45:09):
Greg, repeat that in high school. Rest on how you
start out. I let's did one of them?

Speaker 6 (02:45:15):
Did you see how Greg?

Speaker 3 (02:45:20):
Oh my gosh, Greig's trying.

Speaker 2 (02:45:24):
Greg's trying.

Speaker 3 (02:45:26):
Greggs in trouble again. I got trouble. He's stepping again.

Speaker 2 (02:45:34):
Gregg is out.

Speaker 6 (02:45:36):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (02:45:38):
Greg's losing money out of his pocket.

Speaker 2 (02:45:44):
That's incredible, Greg, talk tell me about his strength. You
can't move in.

Speaker 9 (02:45:49):
I'm agreeing with him.

Speaker 8 (02:45:50):
Parents.

Speaker 2 (02:45:50):
It ain't fair. One boy, just one more, one more time,
just one more. No, I'm tired, he bubba. Let me
give you my run. Let me look. This is my
current rank, this is my current top ten, my marriage

(02:46:12):
to Sherry, my children's birth, big boy in this. Okay
me here he goes again. He's got Greg around the neck.
He's choking him. Oh my gosh, he chokes him. Amazing
the head. Did he get clubby to the head? Incredible?

Speaker 3 (02:46:33):
Greg appears a little so really don't stand up kick quick?

Speaker 2 (02:46:36):
Greg ain't nothing. His strength is that. I'll tell you what. Tubby, Hey, Tubby, Hey, Tubby,
come down here. I don't want nothing to do with him.

Speaker 8 (02:46:51):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:46:54):
I thought he's gonna snap your neck at the second
time because you tried harder, you know, I thought you
messed up when you tried hard. You see him try hard.
What would be the best come out here? You're just
come here real quick. What would be the best possible
way of him starting that maybe could get you? Yeah,
I mean I mean what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:47:08):
We don't give away any secret, give some.

Speaker 2 (02:47:11):
Pointers, Kyle. You get on your back then, I like that,
get him now the best possible.

Speaker 6 (02:47:19):
Yeah, greggspand again.

Speaker 4 (02:47:34):
Greg tried to sneak attack while the instructions were being given.

Speaker 2 (02:47:45):
Look, I can't breathe either, Greg, but it's for different reasons.
You want to survive. You better not let him clamp down,
you know, I mean, thank you, Kyle.

Speaker 7 (02:47:56):
Kyle.

Speaker 4 (02:47:56):
Look, look from just a strategy point here, I have
to ask you a question. With you going for that
kind of grip around the neck, it's almost an advantage
not to have a full arm because you can get
right in there on him at short range.

Speaker 2 (02:48:10):
Yeah. Oh I know, yeah, because you're almost like a
press coming in now, aren't you, Because you got all
that upper body strength.

Speaker 8 (02:48:16):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:48:16):
That's one thing.

Speaker 15 (02:48:17):
I've just tried to go and work things that could
be to my advantage, you know, instead of focus on
the things that I couldn't do things, to focus on
things I could.

Speaker 2 (02:48:23):
God, what people can learnt? You got it? Let me
tell you, let me sell you this. How how was
Greg as far as Greg? As far as Greg just
walking off the streets and the flannel shirt and some
blue jeans, how was how was him? Was he bringing
anything at all? Oh? Yeah, definitely no, he was.

Speaker 3 (02:48:41):
So with some training. Could he be m m A.
I mean, could he be like in shape?

Speaker 2 (02:48:45):
He gives me the thing is right now, I just
you know, could he be like.

Speaker 3 (02:48:48):
In a single a league or something?

Speaker 2 (02:48:50):
All right, let me ask you this too, because what how? Yeah?
Did Greg? I mean did you? I mean, because Greg,
I want to sell When you tried that sneak attack,
which I let me give you prod was a good one.

Speaker 4 (02:49:01):
On the last one while we were still giving instructions,
Greg just runs and tackles called from behind.

Speaker 2 (02:49:07):
You can't move. Here's here's what I because I know Greg,
I know you, and I know deep down you wanted
to say I penned Kyle Maynard. You know what I mean,
and at least once right, and you couldn't make it
because I know he felt sorry for towards the end,
I would say, I think I'm just making a move
or you felt good from it, and then he pinched
down once he gets your naked over the first time

(02:49:29):
scared me half today. Rick.

Speaker 4 (02:49:32):
You know I'm a strategy guy. He wasn't backing off
till I tapped right. He's fa you know I'm a
strategy guy. I like looking at the situation. Greg I
think your own because he's going for your ankles.

Speaker 3 (02:49:43):
You need to run and jumping.

Speaker 2 (02:49:45):
I think that's only you gotta keep You gonna have
to engage. Yeah, you have to engage. That's the thing
is that this is a fight, so they have to
engage you. You know, it's it's something that they don't
have to.

Speaker 15 (02:49:55):
But you know, roper dope to you know any uh,
you know, any just off esteem after the fight's done,
the crowds is you know, kind.

Speaker 2 (02:50:02):
Of tear them apart, right, But I would think too,
if somebody did, if some if somebody did try to
jump you, you probably could raise up on your on
the on on the the torso here and flip them.
I'll tell you.

Speaker 15 (02:50:13):
I mean it's strategically it's not a bad idea, but
it's not the first time that somebody's trying to do
it to me that kind of At this point in time,
I've seen just about anything that everybody's gonna throw out me.
Like I was saying, I mean me preparing for able
bodied opponents is a lot easier for you.

Speaker 2 (02:50:25):
No doubt. But well, you're right understand, once you get
in his work and his work it's over because because
the thing is, like you said, because of the way
you're that too, you don't go into the cobra's hole, right,
you got you got such a low center of gravity
and you're so strong, but yet you're you're you're a
small target. So someone trying to stay out here and

(02:50:46):
and just they can't get you. You know, They've got
to come into your world.

Speaker 15 (02:50:49):
And that's one thing is I want to go in
and be comfortable wherever the fight goes, you know, and
not really just be just be a target. When I'm
staying up there, be active, be moving and you know,
be firing back to you know, I can't stand there
and box with guys. But you know, if I'm you know,
delivering blows, then I think they're gonna think twice about
just standing and staying away.

Speaker 2 (02:51:04):
I need one more for a break. Now I got
to beat me up. And seriously, now these rules are
I mean, like if you meant somebody could he stand
back and just try to kick at you, they won't
be able to kick or need me in the head.
But I will be susceptible that to the body. And
so yeah, but eventually they're not going to be I mean,
if they're going to win the fight. They're gonna have
to score points. They're gonna have to engage you.

Speaker 3 (02:51:26):
I think that you know that.

Speaker 15 (02:51:27):
That's the thing too, is that in wrestling. I experienced
it where you know, I'm on a wrestling matt and
I'd have to go and to be depending on the
referee to go and keep the match going. If I'd
go and drive the guys off that center circle, then
I'd have to rely on the referee.

Speaker 3 (02:51:39):
In this case, I'm fighting in the cage.

Speaker 2 (02:51:42):
That's true. Can run him back, Yeah, he can only
back up so far.

Speaker 3 (02:51:46):
So far before and then he has to start climbing.

Speaker 2 (02:51:48):
You did mine? Greg?

Speaker 10 (02:51:50):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (02:51:50):
The choke like terrible? And I know he wasn't bearing
down like he's gonna be in those fires head you
right on that artery take line right there. Yeah, Kyle
will be watching. Great good luck Jo your debut.

Speaker 5 (02:52:04):
Guys, I'm back live. Gregg's throat was bruised for like
a week or two. He could hardly swallow the next stuff. Oh,
I can't describe if you didn't see that, what that
was like. Have you ever laughed so hard that you
fell down?

Speaker 2 (02:52:24):
That's what I did.

Speaker 5 (02:52:26):
I was laughing so hard because I wouldn't going through
it right that. I literally and I didn't even know
I fell down until we watched the video and everybody's like,
why did you just fall I'm like I was, I
don't know. I was just laughing so hard. Oh all right,
that was just precious. Thank y'all for that memory. On
the Best of Rick and Boba's Show, We'll take a break,

(02:52:46):
we'll be right back. I'm hosting Best of Us until
January the sixth, and then we'll debut The Rick Burgess
Show right here where you are listening. Up next Snapperheads
has been requested by multiple folks, and we're gonna play.

Speaker 9 (02:52:59):
It next Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 10 (02:53:21):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (02:53:21):
Rick here a former co host of The Rick and
Bubba Show. So hopefully you're enjoying those best of moments.
But starting January the sixth, a brand new era, Speedy,
Greg and Adler joined me for the Rick Burgess Show.
Don't you dare miss it. We look forward to visiting
with you. A brand new adventure begins January the sixth
with The Rick Burgess Show. Updating you and where we are.

(02:53:46):
I'm now in the Blue Mountain Beach, Santa Rosa Beach
area of Florida. For those of you that are watching
or listening or internet listening in that area. Used to
be able to hear US on two or three radio stations,
but you can anymore. So I'm trying to find a
restaurant to accommodate a party of eight during a very
busy time and to get away from the crowds. But

(02:54:09):
to find a good restaurant. And to me, the menu
looks great. I even like the little logo had a
little red snapper snapper heads. I've heard a logger head,
but I've never heard a snapper head. I haven't either.
Now here's the other part, because please don't lose sight
of this. Let me set this up again. I have
a third trs third trimester, about six seven weeks to go,

(02:54:32):
pregnant wife, okay, hormonialless as we can be, but they're
to relax. And you know, I have two small children,
six and three, soon to be four, and those are
the killer bees, which let's face it, you know, we
do our best to discipline them, but they just find
trouble no matter what. And I've invited my Sunday school teacher,

(02:54:55):
deacon friend Mark Garnett, his wife, and his two children
that are with him, one of course being a young lady,
his daughter. So I said, well, hey, it's time to go.
It's only about five minutes from us. She said, I
told her where we were staying. Let's all go to
snap her heads.

Speaker 3 (02:55:14):
So, uh, well, it just sounds Subeaci.

Speaker 2 (02:55:17):
It does, and I'm excited about it. I'm already picturing
a shrimp basket, you know, because that place has got
a shrimp basket, your fries so bold shrimp. So when
I we get there about five minutes before the Garnets,
and my wife says, what have you done? And I'm like,

(02:55:39):
even I couldn't really defend it. Motorcycles, lots of motorcycles, yes,
shack building, neon beer, signs, live band.

Speaker 4 (02:55:55):
And I realized that I have got us all eating
in your big family vacation.

Speaker 2 (02:56:00):
And now now drive from a big family van. Don't
miss that, sure, uh right into the gravel parking lot
of a bicker bar. Soon we notice a tattooed man
with a parrot on his shoulder outside. I start up

(02:56:20):
the ramp to go in. Sherry says, I don't think
we should go in, And I said, but the Garnets
are coming.

Speaker 4 (02:56:26):
We can't just leave and you go, honey, I have
a reservation. I said, let's let let's go in and look.

Speaker 2 (02:56:33):
Now, No, we don't know.

Speaker 21 (02:56:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:56:38):
What was Sherry's first word when you pulled into the
parking lot when you were you're looking for the sun.

Speaker 2 (02:56:43):
We need to leave that we are not eating here.
And uh so we go up the ramp, and I said, Sherry,
I looked at the menu. You looked at the menu.
There's a restaurant in here, somewhere it picture if you would.
I expected to see out front checking our IDs, Patrick
Squazy and Sam Elliott.

Speaker 3 (02:57:02):
Yes, okay, from the movie Roadhouse? Does the band play
behind chicken Wire?

Speaker 2 (02:57:09):
All the stage is set up. And let me tell
you something I told the kids before we go in.
Under no circumstance should anyone in this family say a
negative word about Bachman, Turner, Overdrive or the Doobie Brothers.
If you don't like their music, keep it to yourself.
So we we go in, and I expect to be

(02:57:29):
greeted by a greeter. That familiar bar smell hits you
that we've all at one time used to almost be
like a call to some of us in our younger days,
but now it's repulsive. Yes, there's various tattooed individuals playing pool.
There's there's a pinball machine with some kind of evil
something on it.

Speaker 4 (02:57:49):
Yeah, Rick, if I understand, it's that smell that's kind
of a cross between a corn patch and vomit, right.

Speaker 2 (02:57:54):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 23 (02:57:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:57:56):
The bar, of course is very active. And the one says,
I just gone back to the act. There's some tables
back there, and the kids, of course are looking around.
And we go back there to a table like you
set up at a family gathering, and some rusted chairs
pulled up to it. But there is eight chairs. Let
me let look they have how about this? Yeah, Now, granted.

Speaker 3 (02:58:19):
They've had to move the DJ booth.

Speaker 2 (02:58:21):
Yeah, and we've had to roll the low end base
side of the PA for the band ei of the
way for us. As a matter of fact, that's near us.
It's very near us. Right then, I said, I have
to call the Garnets and warn them. Okay, so I
call the Garnets. Hello, hey Lynn, that is Mark Garnett's wife. Yes,

(02:58:43):
I'm gonna ask you a very straight question here. Do
you have a problem eating at a barker bar. Then
Garnett gets on and he goes, oh, we're here with
that little voice. He goes, and first of all, let
me commend you on your courage for going in. He said,

(02:59:04):
are you back in there somewhere? And I said, I'm
actually at a table. He goes, well, I got to
tell you, my friend, that's a courageous movement. He goes,
did you see the guy with the parrot? And I said, yes,
as a matter of fact, the kids are playing with
the parrot once he came in. And that's true. That's
I'm not making that up. At one point, Big Love

(02:59:24):
is over there with a cockatoo talking to a tattooed man,
and I'm like, you get that birdy? Yeah, yeah, somebody
that's a pretty birdy. Yes, somebody said that's that's a parrot.
He goes, No, that man has a cockatoo, and yes,
that's true. And let's not throw that word around it
here much native to South America.

Speaker 8 (02:59:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:59:46):
So, so the garden Hat's ease up through the tattooed individuals,
past the various motorcycles being pointed by the woman. I
see them making their way to us. Because here's how
bad I am okay, and y'all know this, and this
is this is how pitiful I am. I'm not even
considering leaving because we're sitting down. We're about to get food.

(03:00:07):
You know what I mean, you're hungry, and that overrules me.
My wife is waiting on me, as a responsible adult,
to remove my pregnant wife and children and friends from
this area. And I'm not even thinking about it. What
y'all doing.

Speaker 3 (03:00:21):
So now you're studying, you're studying the shrimp basket.

Speaker 2 (03:00:25):
I've got this going. Hey they do have a shrimp basket.
I was all over that. Hey, look share they got
sea bass sort of.

Speaker 15 (03:00:32):
And so.

Speaker 2 (03:00:34):
So I order around the tea and you know, I'm like, look, hey,
we're here. You know what these these some you know
this quote. Some of these places got the best food around.
That's that's the kind of place. This is world famous. Yep.
And uh snapper heads. And so the gard Nets sit down.
His wife is looking at both of us because he's
the same way. He's one of these people that has

(03:00:55):
to eat. He's like me, he goes, hey, we can
be upset. We can make fun of this all we
want to. But we're sitting down at five forty five,
by gosh, and we're about to get food out of
way to.

Speaker 15 (03:01:03):
Go, you know.

Speaker 2 (03:01:04):
So we're sitting around and about that time his daughter,
let me emphasize that daughter, she says, hey, Dad, so
of course there's a sign over there that says all
boobs are special. Garnet looks over at the bar at
the car tag that has those words on it, and

(03:01:26):
he says, why, yes, honey, it does on the men's restroom.
She will go on to read a sign that says
caution poisonous snakes. At one point, Mark's older son is

(03:01:46):
saddled up to the bar, thinking it's just another place
to see it.

Speaker 3 (03:01:54):
That's where Big Loft says, can you pass me to
peet up?

Speaker 8 (03:01:57):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:01:57):
So then then, when things didn't get any worse, I
lose Big Love and don't know where he is, only
to look up to see very scary individuals playing pool,
and Big Love has picked up the eight ball. I said,
I'm I'm gonna have to ease. You know, there's one point.

(03:02:20):
There's one point, and this is horrible for me to
say this, and you know how much I know what
you're you know how much I love my children. There's
one point where I go. Still got four you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:02:30):
And you're on your own son, right, love you, but right.

Speaker 2 (03:02:34):
You'll grow up to be able to handle a Hart
Harley Davids like nobody else.

Speaker 8 (03:02:38):
Uh, but.

Speaker 2 (03:02:41):
So I ease that way.

Speaker 3 (03:02:42):
So he just grabbed a pool ball right off of
a big tattooed pool guy.

Speaker 2 (03:02:47):
Game rights. You know, I'm talking about a guy who
who is right now saying, excuse me, is this your bother? Yeah,
he's he's one of these people that the guns n'
Roses logo. He still thinks they'll re you not you
know what I mean, It's still there. He ain't governed,
he ain't gonna covered up. You know what I he
backing down now, I had to be black eight ball
to which wins the game? Yes, okay, I said, gentlemen, Uh,

(03:03:10):
apologize for that if I need to start you over
or y'all want to rack him back up or things
of that nature. And uh, what what did Brooks say
about this? He's just so, hey, look at you, this
is hey, hey, this is used to talk about billiards
and because he won't call it a pool table. And
then he takes their chalk and begins to drop it
in all the various holes because he thinks that's funny.

(03:03:32):
I said, hey, little fellow, Uh, whyon't we come over
here toward Deddy just moves slow, don't make any sudden moves.
Uh and and uh and so as I'm walking back
with him, now Garnett knows I've gone into this situation.
Now granted he's not with me, okay, and wing man
and nobody's got my back. He's sitting down and going
the shrimp basket should be here like any minute. And uh,

(03:03:54):
because the food came on out, let's give him man
And uh. So I go over there. As I'm walking
back to is in the floor that I don't know about,
and I step on it and slide, crashing into another table.
Guardnet in his mind thinks I'm being beat down with
a pool Q. He doesn't know that I'm slipping. He

(03:04:15):
thinks a man this that burgess has turned away from
him with his kid and they're wailing on him now
you know, like that. And he said, he just freaks out,
Oh my gosh, He gets up like it's about all.
And Sherry is just sitting there, going, why are we
in here? And I said, Rick w was a tomato
on the floor. See there. Nobody even questioned it. Do
you realize in snapperheads a tomato will be on the floor.

(03:04:37):
Not once did anybody even even offer to explain it.
It was like, yep, there's a tomato there on the floor.
Don't know how long it's been there. We'll these don't
step on it like that if you and if you
need to write this way, caution, poison the snakes, if
you need to your nature. Can I tell you though
the food was good, I mean well, I mean, I

(03:04:57):
mean it was scary, but it was good, you know.
I mean there's something about eating doing this looking around,
you know, like that. And there were moments where you
look half your food was gone. You don't remember eating
it because you're so concerned about living, you know. And
you know there's a point where, you know, you put
your kids over in the corner and you let your
body block them and then the wall behind them, so
you know where they are at all times. And at

(03:05:20):
one point we had to ask Mark's daughter Heather, to
just stop reading the sign. Heather, you know I love you.
You're a gift from God. Don't read another sign, you
know what I mean? And if you're going to read them,
don't read them out loud.

Speaker 9 (03:05:44):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:06:01):
So much for tuning in to the best of Rick
and Bubba's show. I am your host, Speedy.

Speaker 5 (03:06:05):
I've got this covered till January the sixth, and then
we'll debut the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 2 (03:06:10):
You can go to Rick burgesshow dot com for more information.

Speaker 5 (03:06:12):
All right, So this next one has been requested a
few times and we're gonna get to it now.

Speaker 2 (03:06:17):
It's just simply called Spider the Frog. Take a list
of this best of those who don't know this. Nana
is Christopher Columbus's sister in law, his wife Megan's sister.
So I tried her cellphone, couldn't get her, left a message,
and then I said, you know what, I'll just call
I do this sometimes i'm looking for her. I'll just
call Chris and say, you know, and a lot yeah,

(03:06:39):
let me know if this is no way, because a
lot of times you'll say, look, she's out of town.

Speaker 3 (03:06:43):
Chris is like her book in that right.

Speaker 2 (03:06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:06:45):
I call him before, try to get help, but she
was gone, yes, I take it, and I.

Speaker 2 (03:06:49):
Take a cut. So anyway, I get his wife on
the phone. Megan answers and I can tell that they're
distraught about something. Would you like to take it from here? Yeah,
and this is let me just call sat. Yesterday her
telling you was the worst mistake than really what's happened?
I got on her all night about that. Yeah.

Speaker 27 (03:07:11):
When I got home yesterday, she had just decided to
clean the house and I went outside to clean out
because outside on a porch, we have got a the
dirty diaper dispenser. We leave it outside because it smells,
and I noticed Megan had put our frog, my little
boy reaves frog, out on the porch.

Speaker 2 (03:07:28):
We got him a little frog.

Speaker 27 (03:07:29):
He's potty trained now, so because he's not out of
the diaper, we said, if you can have if you
can go two days without having an accident, we'll get
you a frog. He went two days without getting an accident,
so we got him a frog, and of course we
named the frog spider Man.

Speaker 2 (03:07:43):
He's a big spider man.

Speaker 27 (03:07:44):
Sharing well, each week I go buy crickets and feed
the frog, and Megan's always complain how much it smells,
you know, I'm like, well.

Speaker 3 (03:07:51):
They will thuck. Yeah, it's a frog. We got to
cover it's a frog.

Speaker 27 (03:07:55):
So while cleaning, she decided when she was in Reeve's
room cleaning it was she said, it was thinking so
bad she put it out on the porch. Yes, that
was pretty hot. Yes, it was a real hot day.

Speaker 3 (03:08:06):
Don't too many frogs out in the middle of the day.
Those cages can get pretty hot, I guess.

Speaker 2 (03:08:11):
But when heat hits it, yes, and it's almost like
they become an oven frog.

Speaker 27 (03:08:16):
We could have had frog legs for dinner last night,
and she we found out last night at dinner, Aaron
calls us because she was babysitting our kids. Spider Man's cooked. Yes,
and she was not happy because she got it for
your son. If she bought it, of course we reimbursed her.
I think, yes, she's.

Speaker 2 (03:08:35):
Brought she a frog, and your wife cooked the.

Speaker 27 (03:08:39):
Frog, baked it last night. She had touched it last night.
Riga mortis had set in and that thing was nice
and front, but there was a strange metal of chicken
out out there. Yeah, it did take well, you know,
and we might cook it now. She was upset and
she's still upset, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:08:51):
I also found out I didn't know the level upset
because to me, a frog thoughing it's not that big deal.
Just get another one, you know. I mean, I don't
mean to be insensitive because the kid that age is
not gonna know. I mean, he just wants a frog.
It's not like a puppy or a kitten or something
that they've become attached to. And I made the comment
that I shouldn't have made, well how big are the legs?
And uh to who? Yeah, she wasn't happy, man, and

(03:09:14):
I didn't realize the level of what did she say? Well,
the boy started cracking and all that, and so.

Speaker 3 (03:09:21):
You brought another one here on the show's wife to tears?

Speaker 27 (03:09:24):
Yes, how about I'll never make another comment about rock
Steady or Nana because I'm a little worried if she
if she put a frog outside, I'm afraid she.

Speaker 2 (03:09:32):
Might you know. Yeah, this little you yucking it up?
And yeah, I'm done. How about p's and q's how about?
And then I told her that I had to hang
up because I need to call pet And she didn't
care for that either. No, I bet she talked to.

Speaker 4 (03:09:44):
So you realized you'd upset her and you were trying
to bring her out of it with the funny and
she wouldn't come out.

Speaker 27 (03:09:49):
She called nine I probably three or four times last night,
saying I'm so sorry, don't be mad at me.

Speaker 2 (03:09:54):
Yeah. The only thing that that that rivaled his wife's
being upset was how upset on Oh she was listening
right now. Hope breathes is not because we haven't told
him yet, Yes, hopefully. I told her not to let
him watch the show today. I got to explain that one.
But I'm gonna let her cut that mic off for
five seconds. Okay, okay, okay, yes, absolutely.

Speaker 12 (03:10:21):
We do.

Speaker 2 (03:10:24):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (03:10:25):
I couldn't share that with you yet.

Speaker 2 (03:10:27):
Yes, do you think that? Do you think that that
is that my responsibility?

Speaker 3 (03:10:31):
The fathers? How does a frog talk?

Speaker 10 (03:10:35):
Do you do?

Speaker 3 (03:10:36):
Kermit? All the way?

Speaker 2 (03:10:39):
It's getting here? Wow?

Speaker 10 (03:10:43):
Life?

Speaker 3 (03:10:45):
Can you be the frog from w B?

Speaker 2 (03:10:49):
It's hot here? Remember speedy can do Kermit? Hello? Mm hmmm,
it's hop out of here? Hello? Oh hello, this is

(03:11:16):
Kermit your front? Hello? Hello, Chris christ Man.

Speaker 3 (03:11:28):
Then what's that burning smell?

Speaker 2 (03:11:31):
What's that burning smell? Hello? Chris? This is spider Man.
This is spider Man. Reees, this is spider Man. Where's Daddy?

(03:11:52):
It turned down? The heat? Could could yall slide me
over in the shape just a little to the right. Hello.
I'm sure the dirty diapers didn't help either, being right there. Okays,
it's so good. That's real smart putting me out here. Hello,

(03:12:13):
are y'all coming back?

Speaker 3 (03:12:14):
We'll be right back if it gets he honter, and
we'll be cooked.

Speaker 2 (03:12:17):
I'm got cooking. Oh my, gracious, gracious, gracious, there you go,
spider Man.

Speaker 10 (03:12:24):
The frog.

Speaker 5 (03:12:26):
Requested stuff, and we thank you for being with us
for another hour here of the best of Rick and
Bubba Show.

Speaker 2 (03:12:33):
Oh we'll take it.

Speaker 5 (03:12:35):
Cut till January the sixth, and then debut The Rick
Burgess Show. Go to Rick Burgess show dot com for
all the information about the show.

Speaker 2 (03:12:42):
Thank you so much for being with us

Speaker 9 (03:12:47):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.