YMMV: The Unfiltered Sex & Dating Podcast

Keith and Mike examine the nuances of modern dating with the clinical detachment of two men who’ve spent far too much time on dating apps. They begin by dissecting the increasingly common expectation for men to send daily "good morning" texts, a phenomenon Keith describes as both psychologically revealing and extremely stupid. Mike proposes outsourcing these texts to offshore call centers or an AI assistant, both of which he suspec...

In this episode of Your Mileage May Vary, Keith and Mike begin by considering the ethics of emotional honesty. They discuss whether withholding one’s emotional state constitutes a lie, and how much emotional transparency is required in a functional relationship. Keith argues that stoicism, while flawed, is preferable to emotional overexposure.

The conversation quickly turns to situationships, particularly cases where men engage in ...

This week, Keith and Mike attempt to rank the most important superficial traits that influence male sexual desire, beginning with a list that includes weight, ethnicity, facial attractiveness, figure, and everything else. What begins as an exercise in prioritization soon becomes a deep dive into personal biases, aesthetic heuristics, and a surprising amount of geometry. Keith provides a mechanical breakdown of sexual logistics with...

Keith and Mike mark their 200th episode today. They begin by reflecting on the accuracy of milestone counting and segue into a discussion about Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, and the fallibility of supposedly sacred sports statistics. Keith expresses suspicion that his own episode count spreadsheet may contain hidden corruption, though Mike assures him the podcast network’s data file would make such an error unlikely. The moment is appro...

Keith returns from Mardi Gras and reflects on the surprisingly family-friendly atmosphere, alongside the expected open-container debauchery. He and Mike discuss bead culture, public flashing, and how social dynamics at such events can override typical social inhibitions. The conversation segues into the cultural legacy of Girls Gone Wild, including its covert marketing of hardcore pornography and the legal grey areas surrounding co...

This week's episode begins with a discussion about a recent controversy involving Elon Musk and an alleged baby trap, debating the ethical and financial implications of such a maneuver. The conversation quickly expands into a broader critique of transactional relationships and the unintended consequences for the children involved.

The hosts then delve into the complexities of sexual preferences and boundaries, sparked by a listener...

Keith and Mike take a measured approach to their latest batch of one-star reviews, which range from the standard accusations of misogyny to the more concerning claim that their voices induce sleep. Rather than engage in self-reflection, they consider the possibility of pivoting to the lucrative world of sleep podcasts. Keith, ever the economist, points out that their detractors failed to take advantage of the show’s longstanding po...

A discussion leads to an extended examination of an unusual claim: that a Mormon husband once ate cereal out of his wife’s vagina. The logistics are considered, including spoon placement, sugar residue, and potential medical consequences. This transitions into a broader conversation about Mormon attitudes toward sex, particularly the practice of “soaking” and its representation in pornography. The effectiveness of soaking as a loop...

This week, we've some discussion of aggressive bidets, the science of clitoral measurements, and why Sydney Sweeney may or may not be fluent in Russian. Mike shares his experience installing a high-end toilet seat that may or may not be waging psychological warfare on his anus. Keith explores the concept of malicious compliance, specifically how a government employee might secretly be helping birth control access by following bad o...

This week's conversation begins with a discussion of a bizarre dream involving a psychotherapist, leading to an extended reflection on how people process embarrassment, sexual taboos, and personal boundaries. The hosts debate how different individuals react to unexpected sexual situations and whether certain behaviors are perceived as threatening or simply absurd. This leads to a broader examination of the way people handle persona...

We dive into the curious phenomenon of "soaking" and its implications on sexual conditioning and religious practices. Keith, Mike, and Ally debate whether this unconventional sexual activity could lead to premature ejaculation and explore how societal norms shape young adults' experiences with sex. The conversation takes a humorous yet analytical turn as they dissect the mechanics of soaking, its representation on social media, and...

Keith and Mike dive headfirst into a variety of candid discussions about sex, relationships, and the complexities of intimacy. Kicking off with New Year reflections and lighthearted anecdotes about international travel and passport quirks, the conversation quickly transitions into a bold exploration of modern and historical sexual dynamics.

The hosts examine societal expectations of sexual performance, with an in-depth look at a pa...

Communication in relationships often feels like navigating a maze. One partner might think they’re being crystal clear, while the other feels utterly lost. In this episode, we break down the subtle art of saying what you mean without stepping on each other's toes. Whether it’s about chores, emotional needs, or the dreaded “What’s for dinner?” question, we explore how to find a balance between being direct and being kind.

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Keith and Ally take the reins without Mike, but the lack of a third chair doesn’t stop them from diving headfirst into a bizarre mix of sex, relationships, and logistical puzzles. The duo kicks things off by discussing the viral story of Lily Phillips, a British OnlyFans model who attempted to set a world record by having sex with 100 men in one day. From red eyes to conveyor belts, they pick apart the mechanics, ethics, and deeply...

We headfirst into a brutal listener email critiquing Ally’s podcasting style. She's accused of “juvenile speech patterns” and “unnecessary giggling.” Ally claps back with some sharp retorts, and Mike gleefully feeds the fire by running our conversational chemistry through an AI for its unvarnished take. Turns out Mike is the worst host.

We also take a detour into the world of bizarre hypotheticals and unfiltered admissions. Ever wo...

What do Taylor Swift, a clown car, and seasonal porn have in common? They all somehow make it into this week’s episode of Your Mileage May Vary! Just Mike and me today, and we’re diving into the strange, hilarious, and occasionally bleak corners of sex, relationships, and the modern world.

We kick things off with a look at the awkward politics of swinger approaches, including Mike’s firsthand confusion at a Lake Tahoe bar that was ...

Keith opens with a hot take on Trump’s America, while Mike finds unexpected humor in Elon Musk’s dreams of Mars. Ally is unimpressed, predicting four years of “dumb news” with a cognitive load she’d rather skip. It’s politics, sex, tech, and a sprinkle of dark comedy.

As the conversation shifts, we hit a deep dive into relationships and breakups. Keith brings a Reddit post on moving on from an ex, sparking a fiery debate. Mike like...

We spar over a recent listener’s email critiquing the show, with Mike’s biting response setting the tone: Don’t like it? Don’t listen. The debate over listener loyalty quickly spirals into discussions about free speech, political divides, and an unexpected autofellatio advocate from YouTube, proving once again that no topic is too taboo.

The team then veers into a humorous, yet candid, conversation about the logistics of drug testi...

We dive headfirst into election season stress, sparking debates about voting, political allegiances, and California's unique tax burdens. The conversation gets heated as they explore the surprising reasons why some stick with their coastal roots, even at the cost of thousands. The stakes might be high, but the laughs are even higher as they weigh the pros and cons of state loyalty.

Next up, we step into the sometimes-misunderstood ...