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July 12, 2024 11 mins
Could things be going any better for Trump??? The fall of his opponent, Veep announcement coming, and a preview of next week’s conversation; it’s Friday with 45!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Could things be going any better for Donald Trump? Well,
let's ask him. It's Friday with five though we always
say hey, or he has the power because he takes
a shower.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good morning, mister President, Well.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good morning to you. You are a wonderful guy. Heard
the ratings are in again for today and they look great.
They look great. They always look great. Nobody ever gets
better ratings besides me and Pizza Boy. You know that.
And it's run. It's a wonderful day and we're very
happy to be here as well.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
This Pizza Boy is really taking off.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
And now I have listeners leaving talkback buttons calling me
pizza Boy. I appreciate that. All right, Well let's start
busy week. Could things be going any better for you?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, nothing ever goes I think it ever be better. I'm
always the greatest. Everything always goes the greatest. Nobody ever
does a better job, you know that. But we've been
doing a wonderful job. We had a great rally in Miami.
You saw Baron, you know, we called him the He's
the next Jedi. You saw that. He got up, he
was waving to people, he was pumping his fists.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
He looked big boy.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Tremendous while he was doing it, and he was doing
a fantastic job. We're very happy to see the next generation.
He looks like he's going to be the next generation.
Nobody's ever going to be better than me, obviously, but
they'll say like father, like son, Baron Trump. He looked great.
But we're having a fantastic time. You know. We were
in a golf cart over the weekend and we were

(01:37):
talking about Kamala Harris. We're talking about crooked Joe. I
called him an over broken down pile of crap because
that's what he is. And then we looked at Kamala
Harris and she looks horrible too, laughing. Kamala, she's a cackler,
you know that. She's like one of the hyenas from
the Lion King. She does.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
When she laughs.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, all right, So obviously for Joe Biden, now, so
suddenly everybody sees he's cognitively impaired. As I have said
a million times, if this is the first anyone's noticing
you haven't been very honest with yourself, and if this
is the first the media is noticing they haven't been
very honest with all of us, this is something you

(02:17):
saw going into twenty twenty, let alone today. What do
you make of the media and the Democrats now suddenly
seeing it now suddenly panicked.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well, they were covering it up, you know, because it
got so bad. He was on the debate stage. It
got so bad, and I called him the Pampers President.
You know, I'm the outlaw president. He's the Pampers President.
We say he is incompetent and incontinent. And I can
tell you on the debate stage, I started to smell something,
you know, I thought maybe it was an Eric Swolwell
one cheek sneak kind of thing. But I think he

(02:48):
dropped a we call it a deuce. I think he
dropped the deuce on the debt stage and we kind
of smelled it and we had a feeling that was
going to happen. But these are what the fake news
media people do. You know, they cover it up. You
look at Crooked Joe. He's been crazy and crooked and
out to lunch for a very long time. You know.
He talked about in twenty twenty, hairy legs, he talked

(03:11):
about corn pop. He's making up all sorts of things
that Uncle Brosie was eaten by cannibals, when everybody knows
he was probably eaten by Stacy Abrams. It's an incredible
thing all of these people are saying, and now they're
kind of coming out, they're finally coming out. It's saying,
I think something's wrong with this guy. There's been something
wrong with this guy for a very long time. This

(03:31):
is a person who has been a sick puppy and
he's been out to lunch for a very long time.
And we've seen it. You know, he's making up words,
he's making up phrases, he's getting lost, he's waving to
people who aren't there, and he looks horrible on the
world stage. Everybody on the world stage knows that this
guy's a complete and total mess, worse than the mess
that he makes it as diaper. And we've all known it,

(03:53):
we've all seen it, and the media wanted to cover
it up. And if I didn't debate on June twenty seventh,
and that was the greatest debate the world is of
the see if I didn't debate, if I didn't debate,
they'd still be covering it up. And it's a disgrace
what they're doing. But I'm happy they're finally talking about it.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I kind of see it more as a Snuggies than
a Panther's president.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
But that's just me. Friday's from forty five.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, Well, big Joe has had his big moment
in his big news conference with NATO. Now is he
suddenly presidential? Or is now that the reason he needs
to go?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Will he? You know.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Where?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Will he? Look at what they say? You look at
what they say, And you saw Corin John Pierre And
she has a terrible hairdoo. I can tell you that
she looks like a rag mop And I don't know
who the hell thought that was a good idea, but
very Scooby Joe was a good idea. She looks like
a horrible person. I can tell you that. But I
want to look at this. She also looks like let's

(04:48):
see in the ocean. You know, I'm the greatest oceanographer
the world has ever seen. Marine biology. She looks like
an anemone, you know those things they look like that
she has that That's what her hair looks like. Or
it also looks like the China virus too. All the
spike's coming off of the head. I've never like it.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I hadn't thought of it.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
You see what we're talking about. You look at it.
They're calling it a big boy press conference, A big boy,
they say big boy. And you know, I never have
been referred to as a big boy. I've been called
the biggest boy, the greatest, but not a big boy.
They're referring to him as a big boy, big boy
press conference. He had big boy diapers, he went from

(05:26):
pampers to pull ups. Could you believe that he's saying
I'm a big kid now. He said that he's the
poster child for these new diapers. You know, depends they
call them.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I thought Chris Christy was Bob's big.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Boy, and I can tell you this. I will tell
you this. Chris Christy is very upset that Crooked Joe
is stealing his nickname because he's the original big boy.
And you look at that. He's a very big guys.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You never see you never.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
See him in the statue in the same place at
the same time.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, you never see that. You never see that. But
Joe Biden, Crooked Joe, he's a big boy. Now they
call him a big boy now big boy press cutts.
I want to congratulate Joe on finally being potty trained
a second time. He sounds like he's pvlately being able
to make it into the toilet bowl. Maybe maybe is
if we don't know. We know what he did with
the pulp, and he was rubbing foreheads with him not

(06:14):
too long ago. Well, the Vatican dropping more to Zeros.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
The Vatican would not confirm or denied that report of
a drop. All right, let me real quickly. I kind
of was wishing you hadn't brought up the golf thing.
Seemed kind of trivial. And then the more I thought
about it, I bet you if if in the end
eighty million watched the debate, how many you think would
watch you two play golf?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
It would be the greatest and most watched sporting event
in the history of the world. Because everybody wants to
watch crookie Joe hit the ball backwards. You know that
he hits the ball backwards. He's a terrible person, and
he hits it backwards. I've never seen anybody do that before.
But he hit the ball all the way back. I
couldn't believe it. Nobody could believe it. And he says

(06:56):
he has a six handicap. Now I will say this
he probably has six handicaps something wrong with him. But
I don't think he has a six handicap. You look
at who else has a six handicap, The Great Tiger Woods.
I gave him his name. I taught about a golf
and I gave him his name. We've talked about it.
They it's not going to work. It's not going to work.
It's not going to work. I said, you have to

(07:18):
be strong and tough and it has to be incredible Tiger.
They said, okay, we're going to do it. And so, uh,
he has a six handicap. Now Crooked Joe does not
have a six handicap. He's got six handicaps. Something is
wrong with him or six. You were wrong with him,
but possibly more. But he's not a six.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
And you were willing to give him ten strokes aside too.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
We were going to give him all the strokes, you know,
We're going to give him a lot. And he still
wouldn't be able to beat me. And he's not going
to be able to beat me in the election. He
can't beat me on the golf course. Uh. He's a
horrible person. And I really want to play golf with him.
He wants me to carry my own bag. You know,
here's the thing. The bag is probably going to carry him.
He can't make it through it. So we'll see what happened.

(08:00):
But I hope we could play and I want to
do that.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right, here comes the convention your party. First of all,
the voters couldn't be more united behind you. The party
couldn't be more united behind you. I guess the only
unfinished business is your choice as a running mate and
for vice president. And you'd like to do it old
school and do it at the convention.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Well, I'd love to do that at the convention. We're
going to announce that Snoop to August the vice president
at the convention. You know that we do Trump to
twenty twenty four. We've been saying that for a long time.
Although if he doesn't want to do it, there's always
pizza boy. They say it's not delivering, it's tells you
or no. He's a tremendous person. I have to say that.
He's a really great guy, handsome, and I don't want

(08:42):
to be respected. It highly rated.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Thank you very much for the handsome part. I have
been waiting to be vetted. It hasn't happened.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yet.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Me and Nicky haven't been vetted yet, so I don't
know that I'm seriously on the list. I know that
you're interested in There was some controversy that you don't
like facial hair and would that affect your choice subject
e Vance you said no, he's like he's like an
honest dabe, and then you got Little Marco. So I
guess the question is is it leaning honest dabe in
Little Marco or is it Pizza Boy and Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well, we love Snoop, we love Snoop Dogg. We want
to make Tug life great again. You know that he's
the do O doubleg. He's a thug, he's a tremendous person,
and he's also an outlaw tist like me. You know,
they say, who's going to be your Clyde? They say,
Donnie and Clyde. It's incredible, Uh, and so we are
going to look for the greatest Clyde the world has
ever seen. It might be Snoop Dogg, It might be

(09:31):
Pizza Boy. And I hear that there's all these people
who are calling you Pizza Boy. Now, they know a
good nickname when they hear it, and they know when
I come up with one. It's always incredible, highly rated,
and highly respected. But we'll see what happens at the convention.
If you're in Milwaukee, we may be able to have
a conversation. Maybe you're on the ticket, maybe or not.
But we'll see what happens with Snoop. We love Snoop,

(09:52):
We love Abraham Lincoln. You know JD. Vince, He's got
a beautiful beer, Little Marco. He said that my hands
were small, and then some something else was small. But
I've never had that issue once in my life, never
had that problem, and everybody knows that. So we'll see
what we do for Vice President. But I can tell
you it's not going to be my little dunkling run
the sanctimonious. It's not going to be the wicked Witch

(10:14):
of the West, Nicki Haley. We call it the escapade
and an escalae, and you know we're not going to
go down those roads. But it could be you, it
could be Snoop, and it could be some other great people.
We'll look at it all.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I wish you would have gone with Chat Champ or
Talk Giant, something besides Pizza Boy.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
But what are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
All right? Final question? What do you think? What would
you like the message of your convention to be?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Well, we have to make America great again. That's number one. Okay,
it has to be great and it has to be
the greatest version of our country the world has ever seen.
But we also want to make America safe again. We
want to make America wealthy again. We want to make
America respected again. You know. So we have a lot
of topics and things that we want to talk about
at the convention, and we wanted to be fun. We

(11:03):
wanted to be positive. We want to have a great time.
Because you're going to watch the Democrat convention and there's
going to be protests and riots and a lot of
ugly people. We have beautiful people. They're going to have
a lot of ugly people. They don't even know their
nominee is going to be and they know it's going
to be me at our convention. So we wanted to
be strong. We wanted to be offpy and positive, and

(11:23):
we're ready to have a great time. Not much I
can tell you.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
There you have it. That's Friday with forty five. He's
the one we all say hell to.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Guess it takes a shower, Thank you, for your time,
mister President.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Thank you, God bless you, God bless America. We can't
wait to be back.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Not much I can tell you, Oh, Donnie imply that's
a classic. Another reason to love Friday. Friday with forty
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