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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're all set. Now you're up to speed.
It's Friday. Let's bring on the former president. It's Friday
with forty five.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good morning, mister president.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well it's a great morning to you. Petza boy. I
have to say this, and a lot has changes the
last time we talked. But at least we saw crooked
Joe and we hope he's feeling okay. It looks like
he's not feeling okay, but I don't know if if
he's ever felt okay. But we're doing very well, and
I heard you're doing very well. I got the writings
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again this week. We haven't said that in a long time.
I got the writings. They're through the roof like a
rocket ship. You understand that we're going to the moon.
We're going to Mars. We're actually going to beat Elon there.
We love a lot. We actually love Elan a lot,
and we have forty five million reasons per month to
love Elan a lot. But we're doing.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Very well well and those ratings are always highest on Friday.
So our thanks to you. All right, So Joe's out,
Kamala is in. You've already made the pivot. I thought
one of the more interesting stories was that if they're
going to pull a bait and switch and he's fine
to finish this hundred days, maybe you should get your
money back for all your advertising.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That you spend.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, we should. You know, they talk about you know,
Ejeen Carroll, They talk about Laticia James, fraud and misrepresentation, falsifying,
and we were told for a very long time we
were running against Crooked Joe, who I would consider I've
never said this about him before. He's a highly respected person,
as is doctor Jill. I call her Doppler Jill, like
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the Doubler radar, because you've seen her dresses. It looks
like a severe thunderstore morning. But these are people and
they're not very happy about it. I can tell you
that they're not very happy about it, about what went on,
and it's very unfortunate, very unfortunate to see what they
did to the poor guy. Very unfortunate. But you look
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at this and you look at what happened, it really
is terrible. We should beget a lot of our money back.
We really should. Because we were making ads and putting
things out about Crooked Joe. We talked about how he
pooped in front of the pulp and he dealt it.
I smelt it. I can tell you that, and it
was terrible. We have that happen on the Debense stage,
if you know.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
By the way, just for the record, the Vatican has
neither confirmed or denied such a bad took place.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh, it is confirmed. It's confirmed. Don't be fake news.
It's confirmed. People, And we can even say it in Spanish,
just in case anybody doesn't know. Sleepy hopeak and Frida
del Papa.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
But we had the ads all ready to go. We
had the ads and the October surprise is going to
be on Halloween. We're going to talk about tutsios. Now
we can't do that, so we want our money back.
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Already, the lawsuit has been filed over the transferring of
money that has been donated the delegates.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Kind of looks like lawfair might be in your court.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Now, well, we'll see what goes on. You know, these
processes take a very long time. But we want the
American people to know there is one threat to democracy
in this country and it's the Democrat Party. You look
at this, they elected somebody fifteen million people. That's a
lot of people. Fifteen million, not as many as I
get at one rally. I usually get about forty million,
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but it's okay. Fifteen million people. It's a lot of votes,
a lot of votes, and they were thrown out. They
were thrown right out the window, which is a shame,
it really is. It's a shame they threw them out.
The people voted for a crooked show. I don't know
why they did that, but they voted for crooked Joe.
And now those people are being told your voices don't matter,
your votes don't matter, nothing matters, and it's really unfortunate,
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it really is.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And you're the threat to rock rating. You're the threat
to democracy.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
At them, they call me the threat, except I've never
thrown a single vote out. We take all the votes.
We love the votes, we love the people. If you
vote for me, we say we love you. If you don't,
we say you know not so great things about you.
But you know, you can look at this and you
see what they did. They took these votes, they threw
them out, and they have completely usurped the process. If
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I was a Democrat Party voter, I would be very upset.
I would be very upset about it. But we see
these people are going along to get along, and it's
a shame. But this is horrible. These are the real
threats to democracy. They've completely destroyed their process and they
ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
A lot has happened since we last visited Friday with
forty five. While we saw the hearings with the Secret
Service director, you had to be pleased. Democrats and Republicans
and alike, outraged, outraged at the lack of transparency, the
lack of answers.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
She steps down the next.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Day, but that doesn't solve anything in terms of giving
us answers as to what happened and that it's going
to be prevented from ever happening again. You must be
pleased to know that the investigation is going to continue
and the House plans to move forward that because we
still don't know, I mean, we know we had a
bad director, but we still don't know why all that,
I mean, what really happened that day.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well we have to find out, because there was a
terrible day. You know, they talk about January sixth was
the greatest attack on our country. I think July thirteenth
was a bigger attack. Nobody should have to worry about it.
Nobody should have to worry about going to a rally
and having violence or anything. It doesn't matter what party
you're in. Nobody should have to worry about it. And
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now people are worried about it, and that's a shame.
We need the truth, We need the answers, and it
shouldn't be very hard to get those answers, but nobody
wants to talk about it. You have the FBI, they're
hiding things like crazy. You have the Secret Service and
the director is out, but now there's a new director
and that person is horrible too. I have to say
that too. It's horrible. So we need the answers and
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we're looking to get the answers and hopefully the House GOP.
They haven't done a great job, but now they're doing
a good job. Hopefully they can get the answers. Because
somebody was hurt, somebody was killed. Other people were hurt,
and they deserve answers too. The country deserve what the
hell happened on July thirteenth. That never should happen and
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it should never happen again.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Believe, I never thought.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I would say these words, but I had to AOC
there was a lot of great moments, but AOC really
had the most important moment, which was, not only are
your answers unacceptable, waiting sixty days for answers is unacceptable.
And then she pointed to this, had that shot taken
you out, we would have had chaos, potential unrest, maybe
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even civil war, and that still looms. So we got
to keep our candidate safe in the meantime. You're going
to keep things indoors, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
We're looking at indoors, or we're looking at outdoors in big,
beautiful places where you can't have an eye ground. You know,
you look at some of these beautiful stadiums. Maybe we'll
do something like that, and AOC, I'm surprised she even
said that. AOC, now here's the problem. If she ever
had that issue, it wouldn't be that much of a
close call, because you know, and we don't want to
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make light of it, but I do want to say,
if she did take a bullet to the head, which
we don't want, she doesn't have a brain in there.
She's a very low IQ, so she would have been
just thought, I'm only kidding. We don't want to talk
about that, we don't want to make a joke.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
We are no.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It brings, it brings up where, it brings up where
I wanted to go, which is I think people got
a glimpse of what it would look like if we
didn't have a death in journalism or as you would
call fake news.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Look how for two weeks they.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Were doing their job on the assassination attempt, and they
were doing their job on President Biden because they wanted
to force him out. And now how quickly the same
people that lied about Biden's abilities cognitively then outed him.
And now they're right back to covering for Kamala Harris,
whether it's the border or whatever issue. But for a
brief moment, a glimpse of what it would be like
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if we had real journalism.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The fake news has always been the fake news. They're
always going to be the fake news. So this is
why we love you. We call you pizza boy, but
we love you. We love you a lot. I have
to say that God enough to be vice president. Though, well,
because we have jd Vance, you know that. I know.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But I watched the movie, mister President.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I watched the movie, and let me tell you something,
my childhood was way more dysfunctional.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I mean, I if.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That's the reason, the story of his life, I think
I competed pretty well.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I mean, I'm not a senator. I'm not even apology.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
We have well excuse me, well we have all of
these beautiful things. Okay, he had a dysfunctional childhood, but
he's no longer dysfunctional, and you're still kind of dysfunctional. Okay,
we love you. He's the way we love you. And
we think you're a tremendous person. I have to say that.
And you have your own you know, we need you
to fight the fake news like you're doing that, and
you're doing a tremendous job. The ratings are through the roof.
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You're in market after market. Your show is doing in
credible and so everybody has their role in the administration,
and so you are going to do a tremendous job.
Maybe you could be press secretary who the hell knows?
Maybe where the hell does press secretary? Pizza boy of
the city can bring out at de joor No every
single time and eat it in front of these people,
watch them out to water. Chrissy busts into the pressroom
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like the kool aid man and feels it all from
her yep, but never know what's going to happen that idea. This,
I will tell you this. You're doing very well and
the fake news is not doing very well. And these
people are now asking whether or not I got shot?
Where they held of the blood come from? You have newsweek.
These are fake we call them fake newsweek. These are
terrible people, horrible fakers. I have to say THEEDS are horrible, fake,
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sick people, and they are covering for Kamala. You know
they're covering for this person. I called her the hyena
because she cackles like a hyaena. She's awful. We can't
have a hyena as president, and we're going to make
sure that she's not a president.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Friday's forty five last question is what is on everybody's mind?
They're concerned now sad they're trying to make it look
like she's winning in the polls.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I've dissected the polls, but a lot of people are concerned.
Do they have a chance of winning with Kamala? Are
you concerned? How do you think the race is going
to go?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, here's what happens. Okay, these are people, These are cheetis,
these are liars, These are fraudsters. And I want to
tell everybody they always have a chance. They always have
a chance. Never take your foot off the guests. We
have to continue to go, go, go like nobody's ever
gone before. Go worse than Crooked Joe at the Vatican.
We keep coming back back to that because he went.
We look at that he went, and you know what
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I'm talking about. We have to work. We have Sleepy
Jose Kaka and Pente del Papa. Okay, that's what happened. Uh,
but we have this. We made me work very hard.
We have to work very hard, and they always have
a chance. We have to work very hard. We have
to be, as I call it, too big to rig,
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bigger than rossio' donald, Chris Christy and Stacy Abrams put together.
And you know, speaking of these people, I saw a
video of a whale attacking a boat and I said,
I had no idea. I had no clue. Rossi O'donnald
was such a talented swimmer that much. I can tell you,
all right, you.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Stiffed me, you stiff snoop.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Although he will be carrying the fly or carrying one
of the one of the final torch carriers at the Olympics.
He did get that honor and what a big, big
weekend news. Mister President, have a great weekend, enjoy the
Olympics and we'll talk again next week.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Thank you. We'll see you next week. God blessed. H.