September 6, 2024 • 10 mins
Trump has the weekend to prepare for the big debate. Doesn’t feel like it’s going to be fair, does he need to prepare for Harris and ABC?? We’ll ask him, it’s Friday with 45!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Politics. It's always got to separate us. Why can't we
just unite, you know, like around forty five himself. It's
Friday with forty five, we say hal to the Chief,
the one we all say hail to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen, Good morning,
mister President.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well I have to say this. According to you, you're
a pizza boy again. You're a birthday boy not too
long ago. Now you have pizza boy again. We're very
happy to have all pizza boy back. And we're having
a great time. I can tell you that we're having
a great time. You see what's going on and laving me.
Putin endorsed Kamala you so that he endorsed her. He
(00:39):
wants to back our Putin. She is touting with Putin officially.
I can't believe it. But I can't believe it. They
love Russia, Russia, Russia, don't they? They love Russia, Russia,
Russia Blaris. The only question I have, and this is
the only question, I wonder if Kamala Harris earned Putin's
endorsement the same way she earned Willie Brown's endorsement.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well that's I don't think so though I have seen
one of them without their shirt out on a horse.
All right, so the debate is coming up, I would
assume you'll wind things down in preparation for the debate.
What is your preparation for a debate?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, we've thought of a several different strategies. We debated
a coconut tree, you know, because she likes to talk
about them. We're doing debate prep. We got access to
an actual hyena because they laugh a lot. But we
are generally just preparing to debate essentially a mailbox. You
(01:39):
know that that's the level of intelligence. And by the way,
that's what they think the ballot box is. They think
you vote in the mail and the ballots show up
all over the place. But we're doing very well. We're
doing extremely well. You see, this is a stupid person,
and we don't have stupid people in our circle, so
we have to find stupid people, you know. We asked
Keith Oberman if he'd help with debate prep. He said
(02:01):
he didn't want to do it. We asked joy Read,
who you have to look at with eclipse glasses or
you could wind up with retinal damage and explosive diarrhea.
You don't want to do that. She said she didn't
want to help us with debate prep. So we are
looking for, if anybody's listening, stupid people to help us
prepare for Kamala Harris because she is a stupid and
(02:24):
incompetent person and we're very ready to take her on
in the debate and take her down.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, at leaked that ABC did give some assurances to her. First,
you know, they agreed to the same debate rules that
you debated Joe Biden. Then they did anything but fight them.
Now we find out through a backchannel that the moderators
themselves might be able to turn your microphone on. I
guess I presumably when it fits her. I guess it
begs the question are you preparing for Kamala Harris? And ABC?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, we always have to think about debating the moderators also,
and if we have to do that, then that would
be three stupid people. But it's okay. We're not really
worried about it because we're gonna win. We're gonna win
like nobody's ever seen. We're gonna let her talk. She
wants to say, she's speaking, go ahead and speak. That's
what we say. Go ahead and speak. Let's see what happens.
(03:15):
I am showing up to the debate with a salad
fork in case she serves a beautiful salad to everybody.
We're gonna start eating right there on stage. Chris Christy's
gonna wish that he was there, except he doesn't eat salads,
does he. I don't think he's got a salad a
day in his life. Actually, today it's Chris Christie's. So,
(03:36):
you were the birthday boy last week. Christ he's the
birthday boy this week.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He's got me by two years. He's got me by
two years and several pounds. He's sixty two years old today.
I know he's one of your favorite been caught in
his order before.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We have to wish him a happy birthday. You know,
maybe he's got.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
A pimpie with candles in it. We'll see what happens, well,
maybe several of them. But we are very happy with
this debate. We're very excited about the debate. And who knows,
she still may back out. I think she's terrified, she's scared,
and the American people are going to see once again
what happens when you put a stupid person on a
(04:14):
debate stage with your favorite president not stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But smart is Elon Musk and you apparently have a
plan for him.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, he's a very smart guy. And I helped him
build all of his rockets. Nobody knows that I actually
helped them build his rockets. I said, I do. I
went over to I went over to North Korea. I
can tell you how not to build a rocket because
I took the little rocket Man and he's somebody who
got a little out of control. And then I told
(04:43):
him to settle down. You show remember that everybody remembers
that mean tweets. They said World War three. I said,
now we're going to do this mean tweets. I said,
stop it. He said we're not going to stop it.
I said, you're going to stop it. My button works.
He said, sir, we're going to stop and he stopped.
That's what happened. But I told Elan, I said, that
looks a lot like little Rocketman's rocket. He said really,
(05:05):
I said, yes, you have to change a few things.
He changed it. Now the rockets are going up like
nobody's ever seen. And he's going to be in charge
of trimming the fat of our government, the Government Efficiency Commission,
and if he's done trimming the fat of our government.
I heard Stacy Abrams hays a role for him too.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So we'll see what happens till the gap of her
all right, So really we don't want to do post mortem.
There's so much more that has to play out. But
the role of our FK, the role of Telsey Gabberd,
the role of Elon Musk. This is much different than
twenty sixteen. This is a powerful alliance.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We are uniting people. Okay, we have the United States
of America. United. We win, United, we win. Divided, we fall.
We're not going to divide. We love our Fkqullembomby. I've
been Gullingham BOMBI for a very long time. Let's slail
the people call them Bomby, but we do very well.
And you have no We call them Bobby lost. People
(06:06):
used to call them Robert. I said, Bobby is a
great name.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I just want to hear.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
We were the first people to call him Bobby. We
were the first people. Uh. And you look at this Tulsa.
We call her hula hula because she's from Hawaii. Nobody
goes the hula better than Tulca. Gabbertt and she's fiery,
like the volcanos they have, they're very fiery. And she's
helping us with the debate prep and she was the
person who ended Kamala's career the first time. We have Elod.
(06:34):
We have so many beautiful people. They are uniting to
save our country and that's what we're going to do.
We're going to save our country.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's interesting because we know how they've attacked you well
from from the moment you came down the escalator, but
you know, two impeachments, constant lawfare, three trials, uh an
assassination attempt. But they have also look at what they've
done to RFK, not allowing them to run in a primary,
forcing out of the party, then harassing him as much
(07:02):
as you've been harassed in courtrooms across the country. And
then for Telsea Gabbert to respected lieutenant colonel and she's
put on a terror watch list and harassed when she's traveling.
And then for Elon Musk, I would say, well, maybe
that's the one to really keep an eye on, because
if Kamala should win, she would certainly shut down X.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And we don't want to see that happen. By the way,
we love X. Everybody's welcome over there. There are some
there are some very smart people on the platform. There
are also some very nasty people. But that is what
is known as freedom of speech. You have the freedom
to say what you want. And I used to have
that freedom and then they took it away. We have
a gag order in the porn star case. Can you
(07:42):
believe it? The Stormy Dariel's case has a witness named
Pecker and a porn star and a gag order. We
don't know what the hell's going on. Who the hell
knows the jokes WelCom files. I can tell you that
the jokes right themselves. I can themselves tell you this.
We look at Elon, we look at Bobby, we look
at Telsea. What they're doing to these people is absolutely horrible,
(08:03):
and we're going to put a stop to that. You know,
no Americans should be treated like that, whether you're a
political ally or a political adversary, nobody should be treated
like that. And they're being treated so terribly. And you
look at it. Now, they're coming back with Russia, Russia, Russia.
Could you believe it? They're back for the fifth election
cycle in a row. They're doing Russia Rassia, Russia. But
(08:25):
Vladimir Putin indorsed the Hyaena. He says she has an
infectious laugh and we don't want that infection. We want
to vaccinate ourselves against that infection. So I encourage everybody
to vote for the candidate who is not indorsed by
Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin close because we're going to
put America first. He doesn't want us to do that.
(08:46):
We're going to put America first.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Closing moments with Friday with forty five. You know, I
remember before you made your vice presidential selection, I was
leaning towards wouldn't it be neat if you could get
together with RFK? Then my number one choice was Telsey Gabbard.
Jadie Vance was high on list as well. And it's
just interesting. Some even kick Ronnieln Musk. It's interesting you
end up with all of them in the end.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, they all want it to be a part. We
love JD. He's solid like a rock. We couldn't choose
Elon because he's not from this country, so he can't
serve as president. But we love Kelsea, we love Bobby,
we love Elan. JD is doing a tremendous job. The
only person left before the Avengers are all together. You
know who it is is Snoop Dogg. We're looking at it.
(09:28):
We're working hard. We're trying to get him in the fold.
We love Snoopy has beautiful hair, He's a tremendous guy.
But we're going to see what we can do. And
of course, Pizza Boy, you were on the list, you
were right there. You're doing such a tremendous job with
your show you're doing now. Your ratings are crazy. I
can tell you that you're doing so well. You're hitting
(09:51):
all these beautiful markets, and so we have to keep
you right where you are. You're doing a tremendous job,
and the people wouldn't know what to do with us.
I tell you that they would not, so keep it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I do get jealous when you do these town halls
with Sean, although I am putting together behind the scenes,
a second debate with you and Kamala for next Friday.
I may even need your help setting that up, but
I think the listeners would really enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well looking at it, and we would love to talk
about it, and we'll see what happens. But Seaya, you
have to be careful. You have to handle her with
gloves and remember to bring a salad for it because
you never know what's coming that much, as we always.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Say, stay tuned. There you have it my day with
forty five. He is the chief, the one we all
say hail to. Thank you so much, mister President, for
your time as always.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, bless your pizza boy, and happy birthday to Christmasy.
How about that incredible sixty two?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Ben Joyce? All right, nineteen minutes after the hour, when
we come back, not one, not two, not three, but
your top five stories of the day is your morning
show continues
Politics. It's always got to separate us. Why can't we
just unite, you know, like around forty five himself. It's
Friday with forty five, we say hal to the Chief,
the one we all say hail to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen, Good morning,
mister President.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well I have to say this. According to you, you're
a pizza boy again. You're a birthday boy not too
long ago. Now you have pizza boy again. We're very
happy to have all pizza boy back. And we're having
a great time. I can tell you that we're having
a great time. You see what's going on and laving me.
Putin endorsed Kamala you so that he endorsed her. He
(00:39):
wants to back our Putin. She is touting with Putin officially.
I can't believe it. But I can't believe it. They
love Russia, Russia, Russia, don't they? They love Russia, Russia,
Russia Blaris. The only question I have, and this is
the only question, I wonder if Kamala Harris earned Putin's
endorsement the same way she earned Willie Brown's endorsement.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well that's I don't think so though I have seen
one of them without their shirt out on a horse.
All right, so the debate is coming up, I would
assume you'll wind things down in preparation for the debate.
What is your preparation for a debate?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, we've thought of a several different strategies. We debated
a coconut tree, you know, because she likes to talk
about them. We're doing debate prep. We got access to
an actual hyena because they laugh a lot. But we
are generally just preparing to debate essentially a mailbox. You
(01:39):
know that that's the level of intelligence. And by the way,
that's what they think the ballot box is. They think
you vote in the mail and the ballots show up
all over the place. But we're doing very well. We're
doing extremely well. You see, this is a stupid person,
and we don't have stupid people in our circle, so
we have to find stupid people, you know. We asked
Keith Oberman if he'd help with debate prep. He said
(02:01):
he didn't want to do it. We asked joy Read,
who you have to look at with eclipse glasses or
you could wind up with retinal damage and explosive diarrhea.
You don't want to do that. She said she didn't
want to help us with debate prep. So we are
looking for, if anybody's listening, stupid people to help us
prepare for Kamala Harris because she is a stupid and
(02:24):
incompetent person and we're very ready to take her on
in the debate and take her down.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, at leaked that ABC did give some assurances to her. First,
you know, they agreed to the same debate rules that
you debated Joe Biden. Then they did anything but fight them.
Now we find out through a backchannel that the moderators
themselves might be able to turn your microphone on. I
guess I presumably when it fits her. I guess it
begs the question are you preparing for Kamala Harris? And ABC?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, we always have to think about debating the moderators also,
and if we have to do that, then that would
be three stupid people. But it's okay. We're not really
worried about it because we're gonna win. We're gonna win
like nobody's ever seen. We're gonna let her talk. She
wants to say, she's speaking, go ahead and speak. That's
what we say. Go ahead and speak. Let's see what happens.
(03:15):
I am showing up to the debate with a salad
fork in case she serves a beautiful salad to everybody.
We're gonna start eating right there on stage. Chris Christy's
gonna wish that he was there, except he doesn't eat salads,
does he. I don't think he's got a salad a
day in his life. Actually, today it's Chris Christie's. So,
(03:36):
you were the birthday boy last week. Christ he's the
birthday boy this week.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He's got me by two years. He's got me by
two years and several pounds. He's sixty two years old today.
I know he's one of your favorite been caught in
his order before.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We have to wish him a happy birthday. You know,
maybe he's got.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
A pimpie with candles in it. We'll see what happens, well,
maybe several of them. But we are very happy with
this debate. We're very excited about the debate. And who knows,
she still may back out. I think she's terrified, she's scared,
and the American people are going to see once again
what happens when you put a stupid person on a
(04:14):
debate stage with your favorite president not stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But smart is Elon Musk and you apparently have a
plan for him.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, he's a very smart guy. And I helped him
build all of his rockets. Nobody knows that I actually
helped them build his rockets. I said, I do. I
went over to I went over to North Korea. I
can tell you how not to build a rocket because
I took the little rocket Man and he's somebody who
got a little out of control. And then I told
(04:43):
him to settle down. You show remember that everybody remembers
that mean tweets. They said World War three. I said,
now we're going to do this mean tweets. I said,
stop it. He said we're not going to stop it.
I said, you're going to stop it. My button works.
He said, sir, we're going to stop and he stopped.
That's what happened. But I told Elan, I said, that
looks a lot like little Rocketman's rocket. He said really,
(05:05):
I said, yes, you have to change a few things.
He changed it. Now the rockets are going up like
nobody's ever seen. And he's going to be in charge
of trimming the fat of our government, the Government Efficiency Commission,
and if he's done trimming the fat of our government.
I heard Stacy Abrams hays a role for him too.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So we'll see what happens till the gap of her
all right, So really we don't want to do post mortem.
There's so much more that has to play out. But
the role of our FK, the role of Telsey Gabberd,
the role of Elon Musk. This is much different than
twenty sixteen. This is a powerful alliance.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We are uniting people. Okay, we have the United States
of America. United. We win, United, we win. Divided, we fall.
We're not going to divide. We love our Fkqullembomby. I've
been Gullingham BOMBI for a very long time. Let's slail
the people call them Bomby, but we do very well.
And you have no We call them Bobby lost. People
(06:06):
used to call them Robert. I said, Bobby is a
great name.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I just want to hear.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
We were the first people to call him Bobby. We
were the first people. Uh. And you look at this Tulsa.
We call her hula hula because she's from Hawaii. Nobody
goes the hula better than Tulca. Gabbertt and she's fiery,
like the volcanos they have, they're very fiery. And she's
helping us with the debate prep and she was the
person who ended Kamala's career the first time. We have Elod.
(06:34):
We have so many beautiful people. They are uniting to
save our country and that's what we're going to do.
We're going to save our country.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's interesting because we know how they've attacked you well
from from the moment you came down the escalator, but
you know, two impeachments, constant lawfare, three trials, uh an
assassination attempt. But they have also look at what they've
done to RFK, not allowing them to run in a primary,
forcing out of the party, then harassing him as much
(07:02):
as you've been harassed in courtrooms across the country. And
then for Telsea Gabbert to respected lieutenant colonel and she's
put on a terror watch list and harassed when she's traveling.
And then for Elon Musk, I would say, well, maybe
that's the one to really keep an eye on, because
if Kamala should win, she would certainly shut down X.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And we don't want to see that happen. By the way,
we love X. Everybody's welcome over there. There are some
there are some very smart people on the platform. There
are also some very nasty people. But that is what
is known as freedom of speech. You have the freedom
to say what you want. And I used to have
that freedom and then they took it away. We have
a gag order in the porn star case. Can you
(07:42):
believe it? The Stormy Dariel's case has a witness named
Pecker and a porn star and a gag order. We
don't know what the hell's going on. Who the hell
knows the jokes WelCom files. I can tell you that
the jokes right themselves. I can themselves tell you this.
We look at Elon, we look at Bobby, we look
at Telsea. What they're doing to these people is absolutely horrible,
(08:03):
and we're going to put a stop to that. You know,
no Americans should be treated like that, whether you're a
political ally or a political adversary, nobody should be treated
like that. And they're being treated so terribly. And you
look at it. Now, they're coming back with Russia, Russia, Russia.
Could you believe it? They're back for the fifth election
cycle in a row. They're doing Russia Rassia, Russia. But
(08:25):
Vladimir Putin indorsed the Hyaena. He says she has an
infectious laugh and we don't want that infection. We want
to vaccinate ourselves against that infection. So I encourage everybody
to vote for the candidate who is not indorsed by
Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin close because we're going to
put America first. He doesn't want us to do that.
(08:46):
We're going to put America first.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Closing moments with Friday with forty five. You know, I
remember before you made your vice presidential selection, I was
leaning towards wouldn't it be neat if you could get
together with RFK? Then my number one choice was Telsey Gabbard.
Jadie Vance was high on list as well. And it's
just interesting. Some even kick Ronnieln Musk. It's interesting you
end up with all of them in the end.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, they all want it to be a part. We
love JD. He's solid like a rock. We couldn't choose
Elon because he's not from this country, so he can't
serve as president. But we love Kelsea, we love Bobby,
we love Elan. JD is doing a tremendous job. The
only person left before the Avengers are all together. You
know who it is is Snoop Dogg. We're looking at it.
(09:28):
We're working hard. We're trying to get him in the fold.
We love Snoopy has beautiful hair, He's a tremendous guy.
But we're going to see what we can do. And
of course, Pizza Boy, you were on the list, you
were right there. You're doing such a tremendous job with
your show you're doing now. Your ratings are crazy. I
can tell you that you're doing so well. You're hitting
(09:51):
all these beautiful markets, and so we have to keep
you right where you are. You're doing a tremendous job,
and the people wouldn't know what to do with us.
I tell you that they would not, so keep it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I do get jealous when you do these town halls
with Sean, although I am putting together behind the scenes,
a second debate with you and Kamala for next Friday.
I may even need your help setting that up, but
I think the listeners would really enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well looking at it, and we would love to talk
about it, and we'll see what happens. But Seaya, you
have to be careful. You have to handle her with
gloves and remember to bring a salad for it because
you never know what's coming that much, as we always.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Say, stay tuned. There you have it my day with
forty five. He is the chief, the one we all
say hail to. Thank you so much, mister President, for
your time as always.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, bless your pizza boy, and happy birthday to Christmasy.
How about that incredible sixty two?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Ben Joyce? All right, nineteen minutes after the hour, when
we come back, not one, not two, not three, but
your top five stories of the day is your morning
show continues
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