October 4, 2024 • 11 mins
JD had Veep debate triumph, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania polls up, President Trump should be feeling good with a little over a month to go. We’ll find out, it’s Friday with 45!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I hope you smell something fishy at our port. I
think I had this one figured out from the beginning.
The long shoreman wanted to use the political tension to
get what they wanted, so they took this opportunity. Joe
Biden could have stepped in with the taft hearty, but
he has to be pro union Joe. And let's face it,
Joe's probably not real happy with his own party, who
(00:20):
threw him in a trunk and gave all his delegates
to Kamala Harris. So he said he wasn't going to intervene. Well,
the party looks like it intervened with union leaders. They suddenly,
all of a sudden, we got all this toilet paper
gathered and they got themselves a deal at far less
money than they were asking. And they haven't even addressed automation.
You should be smelling a I wonder forty five smells
a rat with that. It's Friday, that means Friday with
(00:43):
forty five.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
How to the chief, He's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The one we all say hell to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen, good morning,
mister President.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well good morning to you, pizza boy, and I just
want to say I heard you're welcoming in a brand
new radio nation in San Francisco, and we love these people,
except the people who obviously gave Kamala Harris a headstart.
And by that I mean Montel Willie and one of
the horrible people. If you were a fan of Kamala Harris,
(01:16):
we're going to stick you in Alcatraz. But it is okay.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And by the way, I built Alcatraz, and I often
named the Golden Gate Bridge the Golden Gate. You know,
I named it because nobody knows gold like me. I
love gold. But we're doing a tremendous job, and you're
doing a tremendous job. I have to tell you that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, I do what I can. I noticed you're calling
Kamala Lion Kamala. I guess you couldn't up with the best.
I mean, I mean, she does lie, I guess, but
I don't know. Have you thought about other nicknames?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, we've thought about many of them, but a lot
of them I'm not appropriate, and we're not allowed to
say them. The FCC would get very upset with us.
They'd be more upset with us than they were with
the late Great George Carlin back when he said the
seven Dirty words. A lot of those words I can
use to describe Kamela, but we can't do that, and
we're not going to do that. But we will call
(02:12):
her lying Kamala. We'll call her cackling comrade, communist Kamala. Uh.
We call her a hyena. You know that she's a hyena.
You look likes she lives. She's terrible. You know, she's
like the hyenas from the Lion King. You know the
Lion King. I got a look very well with Mufasa.
(02:33):
I gotta look very well with Simba. We love Simba
along very well with I gotta look very well with Rafiki.
You remember Rafiki. He's that one with the red peha
and he's got a red beho. Uh. And we got
along very well with Timone and Pumba. They called me
the Hakuna Matana President. You know, no worries, they say,
(02:53):
no worries for the rest of you to days for
doing that. So we'll call her lying Kamala. We'll call
her cackling comrade Kamala. We will call her all sorts
of things that we're allowed to call her because she's
doing a terrible job. She's giving all of your money
to people who are not supposed to be here, and
they're hurting our country, and we're gonna say about country.
(03:15):
We're gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I have to say, and I said this behind your back.
I didn't want to see any of the candidates in
this race to make tragedy real human playing out in
real time, tragedy politics and a campaign opportunity. I thought
what you did in Georgia was very tasteful. Didn't feel
the same way about how Kamala Harris tried to take
(03:37):
advantage of it. But I think people are seeing what
the government, if we give them carte blanche and complete control,
how they can fail to take care of you. So
we have FEMA members staying at the casino playing blackjack.
You can see that on social media. We got billions
and billions to send a Ukraine, or billions and billion
(04:00):
to spend on illegals. But we're giving people seven hundred
and fifty dollars at a time where they've lost everything,
including human life. It's just it's not playing out well
for them.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's a flap in the face, okay, And he is
the cackling comrade she's in front of the people and
she says, apply for your crumbs. Seven hundred and fifty
dollars doesn't get you anything, Okay, it doesn't get you anything,
especially in cackling Comrade Kamala's economy. It's really terrible. And
you see billions of dollars with a B. You know
(04:32):
that it's almost more money than I'm worth. Almost I'm
worth a lot more than that. But I'm helping people.
We are helping people, and we're trying to make sure
that the people of western North Carolina, East Tennessee, Georgia, Florida,
and so many other places are getting the help they deserve.
You know, you pay taxes because the government is supposed
to be there for you in times of me national defense. Meanwhile,
(04:54):
we're defending other people's borders, we're defending other people's lifestyles.
We're giving money to illegals. We're rolling out a big,
beautiful rent carpet that says MAGA on it. It would
never say that if I was your president, because we
don't want maga to mean invasion. But they're rolling out
a big beautiful rent carpet twenty million dollars. That's a
(05:15):
lot of money in San Francisco. I'm sorry, San Diego.
The fake news is going to be all over me
for that. San Diego, twenty million dollars for a welcome
center for the vandam brace. Could you believe that? This
is a horrible thing we're seeing. But we can't help
the people from Hurricane Aleen. We can't help the people
who got swept away in floods, who lost everything. They
(05:35):
get seven hundred and fifty dollars. What a disgrace. When
I'm your president, We're going to take care of Americans again.
That's the way it should be. Tamala Harris is a disgrace,
and we're going to hold her politically accountable. That's what
we're going to do.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm going to get to the debate in a second,
but a lot of the polling information just from this
this last forty eight hours that I've been looking at
support for Democrats in places where they always got support.
You know how they can energize college campuses and harvest
and register voters. And the campuses aren't leaning commalas the
(06:11):
way they're leaning your way. They only have fifty two
percent of black Muslim vote. Makes me wonder if Michigan
really is in play. Polls and what to trust and
what they're showing. We're seeing Blacks, Hispanics, youth all not
swinging partisanally for their normal party. Does that give you
(06:32):
a tremendous amount of confidence?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Confidence? I wake up every day, I look in the
mirror and I see Donald J. Trump looking back at me,
and it gives me a lot of confidence. See, I'm
a beautiful person. I have beautiful head of air, I've
got a beautiful complexion. But it also gives me confidence
to see the young people. We love the young people,
and we love the old people too, but we love
the young people. These are the youngest and the most
(06:59):
incredible paper the future of our country. And they're coming around.
You know, they're coming. They say she'll be coming around
the mountain, and they're coming right around. They're coming around
the mountain. They're seeing that. You know, they want a
government that's going to help them, that's good, to put
our country first, not these other people. And we look
up the college campuses, you know that. But they see me,
(07:20):
they see her. They see a beautiful person, and then
they see a horrible person, and they want to vote
for the beautiful person. So they're running my way, They're
voting my way, and we're very happy about it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Of Course, the numbers, we need North Carolina to hang on.
We need Georgia, we need Arizona. I think we have
those in Nevada. Might be a little bit iffy, but
you know, the bottom line is something's got to give.
It's got to be Wisconsin, it's got to be Michigan
or Pennsylvania. What do you think is the swing state
that gives you the best opportunity to win.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, we love Pennsylvania. We're doing very well in Pennsylvania.
You have Scott Presler and he's doing a fantastic job.
And he has a beautiful head of hair too. It
goes down all the way to his waist. It's a
long head of And I told him, I said, Scott,
we have to grow your hair very very long. Scott,
And you know, he said, I think that's a fantastic idea.
(08:09):
And Bobby, you know, Bobby RFK. We call it Bobby.
He's a great guy. He agreed, he said, Scott has
to grow his head very long. So he's doing very
well in Pennsylvania. But we love Wisconsin. We love Michigan
as well, and in Wisconsin, we have the fans of
the Green Bay Packers. We love the Green Bay Packers.
That cheeseheads. We're going to be sending out red cheeseheads
(08:32):
that say maga, and we'll see what happens if they
make into Limbo Field. We love Lambeau. I built Lambeau.
I named it the Frozen Tundra. We love it. I
didn't know that I built it. I built it. I
taught Brett Farve. You saw Brett Farbe's supporting me. I
taught him how to play. We love him, uh and
so many other people. But we look at the swing states.
(08:53):
We think we're going to win them all.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
We think we're going to win them all. In a
fair election, we'd win all fifty states. But we have
to put up with a lot of what they call Shenanigans.
We don't like Shenanigans, or the gaziness. We don't like
that either. It's a New York court we don't like.
We don't like that. But we're gonna win. We think
we're gonna win. And Pennsylvania, we love Pennsylvania, the city
(09:19):
of brotherly love. Philadelphia. You have these working class people
that are realigning to vote for me. And it's hard
to be loved in Philadelphia. You know, they Santa Claus
at an Eagles game, but they love them some. Donald J. Trump,
I'll tell you that to win Pennsylvania, like nobody's ever.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Say, bombarded Santa with snowballs. All right, final moments of
Friday with forty five the VP debate. You couldn't have
been more pleased with the performance of JD.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Vance.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And he had the three on one two.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
He had the three on one. But he did a
tremendous job. And you saw the sock. We called that
the Vance glance. It's the greatest thing in the history
of the world. And you had Elma Fudd on the
other side. He had no idea what the hell he
was talking about. It looked like JD was debating crooked
Joe Biden. It was really bad. But you saw that
tampond Tim He's a terrible person, stolen valor. Uh, He's
(10:10):
got a lot of problems. JD. Vance did a tremendous job.
The only person who probably could have done better is
quite frankly me, But I can't do that. I'm not
running for vice president. We love JD and maybe Snoop
Dogg would have done well too, but we love JD.
You would have done well also. I think you were
thrown pizza sauce at him. You would have from it
at him. It would have been great. But we're very
(10:32):
happy there was no food fights and JD Vance did
a tremendous job, I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And CBS despicable, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
CBS did a horrible job. And these hosts and the
moderators did a horrible job them and they cut off JD.
They should be ashamed. They're disgraceful. Their ratings are horrible.
Your ratings are great because you do a fantastic job.
Their ratings are terrible because they did a horrible job.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Forty five everyone say hand to the chief. Thank you
for your time, mister president, thank you, and God bless.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Your pizza boy. You're doing fantastic. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Can't wait. Not one, not two, not three. Your top
five stories of the day are next. It's twenty minutes
after the hour. Thanks for driving to work with your
morning show.
I hope you smell something fishy at our port. I
think I had this one figured out from the beginning.
The long shoreman wanted to use the political tension to
get what they wanted, so they took this opportunity. Joe
Biden could have stepped in with the taft hearty, but
he has to be pro union Joe. And let's face it,
Joe's probably not real happy with his own party, who
(00:20):
threw him in a trunk and gave all his delegates
to Kamala Harris. So he said he wasn't going to intervene. Well,
the party looks like it intervened with union leaders. They suddenly,
all of a sudden, we got all this toilet paper
gathered and they got themselves a deal at far less
money than they were asking. And they haven't even addressed automation.
You should be smelling a I wonder forty five smells
a rat with that. It's Friday, that means Friday with
(00:43):
forty five.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
How to the chief, He's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The one we all say hell to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen, good morning,
mister President.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well good morning to you, pizza boy, and I just
want to say I heard you're welcoming in a brand
new radio nation in San Francisco, and we love these people,
except the people who obviously gave Kamala Harris a headstart.
And by that I mean Montel Willie and one of
the horrible people. If you were a fan of Kamala Harris,
(01:16):
we're going to stick you in Alcatraz. But it is okay.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And by the way, I built Alcatraz, and I often
named the Golden Gate Bridge the Golden Gate. You know,
I named it because nobody knows gold like me. I
love gold. But we're doing a tremendous job, and you're
doing a tremendous job. I have to tell you that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, I do what I can. I noticed you're calling
Kamala Lion Kamala. I guess you couldn't up with the best.
I mean, I mean, she does lie, I guess, but
I don't know. Have you thought about other nicknames?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, we've thought about many of them, but a lot
of them I'm not appropriate, and we're not allowed to
say them. The FCC would get very upset with us.
They'd be more upset with us than they were with
the late Great George Carlin back when he said the
seven Dirty words. A lot of those words I can
use to describe Kamela, but we can't do that, and
we're not going to do that. But we will call
(02:12):
her lying Kamala. We'll call her cackling comrade, communist Kamala. Uh.
We call her a hyena. You know that she's a hyena.
You look likes she lives. She's terrible. You know, she's
like the hyenas from the Lion King. You know the
Lion King. I got a look very well with Mufasa.
(02:33):
I gotta look very well with Simba. We love Simba
along very well with I gotta look very well with Rafiki.
You remember Rafiki. He's that one with the red peha
and he's got a red beho. Uh. And we got
along very well with Timone and Pumba. They called me
the Hakuna Matana President. You know, no worries, they say,
(02:53):
no worries for the rest of you to days for
doing that. So we'll call her lying Kamala. We'll call
her cackling comrade Kamala. We will call her all sorts
of things that we're allowed to call her because she's
doing a terrible job. She's giving all of your money
to people who are not supposed to be here, and
they're hurting our country, and we're gonna say about country.
(03:15):
We're gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I have to say, and I said this behind your back.
I didn't want to see any of the candidates in
this race to make tragedy real human playing out in
real time, tragedy politics and a campaign opportunity. I thought
what you did in Georgia was very tasteful. Didn't feel
the same way about how Kamala Harris tried to take
(03:37):
advantage of it. But I think people are seeing what
the government, if we give them carte blanche and complete control,
how they can fail to take care of you. So
we have FEMA members staying at the casino playing blackjack.
You can see that on social media. We got billions
and billions to send a Ukraine, or billions and billion
(04:00):
to spend on illegals. But we're giving people seven hundred
and fifty dollars at a time where they've lost everything,
including human life. It's just it's not playing out well
for them.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's a flap in the face, okay, And he is
the cackling comrade she's in front of the people and
she says, apply for your crumbs. Seven hundred and fifty
dollars doesn't get you anything, Okay, it doesn't get you anything,
especially in cackling Comrade Kamala's economy. It's really terrible. And
you see billions of dollars with a B. You know
(04:32):
that it's almost more money than I'm worth. Almost I'm
worth a lot more than that. But I'm helping people.
We are helping people, and we're trying to make sure
that the people of western North Carolina, East Tennessee, Georgia, Florida,
and so many other places are getting the help they deserve.
You know, you pay taxes because the government is supposed
to be there for you in times of me national defense. Meanwhile,
(04:54):
we're defending other people's borders, we're defending other people's lifestyles.
We're giving money to illegals. We're rolling out a big,
beautiful rent carpet that says MAGA on it. It would
never say that if I was your president, because we
don't want maga to mean invasion. But they're rolling out
a big beautiful rent carpet twenty million dollars. That's a
(05:15):
lot of money in San Francisco. I'm sorry, San Diego.
The fake news is going to be all over me
for that. San Diego, twenty million dollars for a welcome
center for the vandam brace. Could you believe that? This
is a horrible thing we're seeing. But we can't help
the people from Hurricane Aleen. We can't help the people
who got swept away in floods, who lost everything. They
(05:35):
get seven hundred and fifty dollars. What a disgrace. When
I'm your president, We're going to take care of Americans again.
That's the way it should be. Tamala Harris is a disgrace,
and we're going to hold her politically accountable. That's what
we're going to do.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm going to get to the debate in a second,
but a lot of the polling information just from this
this last forty eight hours that I've been looking at
support for Democrats in places where they always got support.
You know how they can energize college campuses and harvest
and register voters. And the campuses aren't leaning commalas the
(06:11):
way they're leaning your way. They only have fifty two
percent of black Muslim vote. Makes me wonder if Michigan
really is in play. Polls and what to trust and
what they're showing. We're seeing Blacks, Hispanics, youth all not
swinging partisanally for their normal party. Does that give you
(06:32):
a tremendous amount of confidence?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Confidence? I wake up every day, I look in the
mirror and I see Donald J. Trump looking back at me,
and it gives me a lot of confidence. See, I'm
a beautiful person. I have beautiful head of air, I've
got a beautiful complexion. But it also gives me confidence
to see the young people. We love the young people,
and we love the old people too, but we love
the young people. These are the youngest and the most
(06:59):
incredible paper the future of our country. And they're coming around.
You know, they're coming. They say she'll be coming around
the mountain, and they're coming right around. They're coming around
the mountain. They're seeing that. You know, they want a
government that's going to help them, that's good, to put
our country first, not these other people. And we look
up the college campuses, you know that. But they see me,
(07:20):
they see her. They see a beautiful person, and then
they see a horrible person, and they want to vote
for the beautiful person. So they're running my way, They're
voting my way, and we're very happy about it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Of Course, the numbers, we need North Carolina to hang on.
We need Georgia, we need Arizona. I think we have
those in Nevada. Might be a little bit iffy, but
you know, the bottom line is something's got to give.
It's got to be Wisconsin, it's got to be Michigan
or Pennsylvania. What do you think is the swing state
that gives you the best opportunity to win.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, we love Pennsylvania. We're doing very well in Pennsylvania.
You have Scott Presler and he's doing a fantastic job.
And he has a beautiful head of hair too. It
goes down all the way to his waist. It's a
long head of And I told him, I said, Scott,
we have to grow your hair very very long. Scott,
And you know, he said, I think that's a fantastic idea.
(08:09):
And Bobby, you know, Bobby RFK. We call it Bobby.
He's a great guy. He agreed, he said, Scott has
to grow his head very long. So he's doing very
well in Pennsylvania. But we love Wisconsin. We love Michigan
as well, and in Wisconsin, we have the fans of
the Green Bay Packers. We love the Green Bay Packers.
That cheeseheads. We're going to be sending out red cheeseheads
(08:32):
that say maga, and we'll see what happens if they
make into Limbo Field. We love Lambeau. I built Lambeau.
I named it the Frozen Tundra. We love it. I
didn't know that I built it. I built it. I
taught Brett Farve. You saw Brett Farbe's supporting me. I
taught him how to play. We love him, uh and
so many other people. But we look at the swing states.
(08:53):
We think we're going to win them all.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
We think we're going to win them all. In a
fair election, we'd win all fifty states. But we have
to put up with a lot of what they call Shenanigans.
We don't like Shenanigans, or the gaziness. We don't like
that either. It's a New York court we don't like.
We don't like that. But we're gonna win. We think
we're gonna win. And Pennsylvania, we love Pennsylvania, the city
(09:19):
of brotherly love. Philadelphia. You have these working class people
that are realigning to vote for me. And it's hard
to be loved in Philadelphia. You know, they Santa Claus
at an Eagles game, but they love them some. Donald J. Trump,
I'll tell you that to win Pennsylvania, like nobody's ever.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Say, bombarded Santa with snowballs. All right, final moments of
Friday with forty five the VP debate. You couldn't have
been more pleased with the performance of JD.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Vance.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And he had the three on one two.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
He had the three on one. But he did a
tremendous job. And you saw the sock. We called that
the Vance glance. It's the greatest thing in the history
of the world. And you had Elma Fudd on the
other side. He had no idea what the hell he
was talking about. It looked like JD was debating crooked
Joe Biden. It was really bad. But you saw that
tampond Tim He's a terrible person, stolen valor. Uh, He's
(10:10):
got a lot of problems. JD. Vance did a tremendous job.
The only person who probably could have done better is
quite frankly me, But I can't do that. I'm not
running for vice president. We love JD and maybe Snoop
Dogg would have done well too, but we love JD.
You would have done well also. I think you were
thrown pizza sauce at him. You would have from it
at him. It would have been great. But we're very
(10:32):
happy there was no food fights and JD Vance did
a tremendous job, I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And CBS despicable, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
CBS did a horrible job. And these hosts and the
moderators did a horrible job them and they cut off JD.
They should be ashamed. They're disgraceful. Their ratings are horrible.
Your ratings are great because you do a fantastic job.
Their ratings are terrible because they did a horrible job.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Forty five everyone say hand to the chief. Thank you
for your time, mister president, thank you, and God bless.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Your pizza boy. You're doing fantastic. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Can't wait. Not one, not two, not three. Your top
five stories of the day are next. It's twenty minutes
after the hour. Thanks for driving to work with your
morning show.
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