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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on your morning show with Michael Del Chono.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Suffer not by president. To me, it's time for Friday
with forty five. Hail to the Chief is the one
we all say hell to. He has the power because
he takes a shower. Mister President, I'm very ill. I
have very little lungs. Be gentle and good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Well, good morning to you, pizza boy. I have to
tell you something too. I have They call it the flu,
and we're slapping a one hundred excuse me, we're slapping
a one hundred percent tariff on any virus particle that
enters my body, in a two hundred percent tariff if
the virus came from China. So we'll see what happens.
We're not going to be taking advantage of like that.
What We're not going to let it happen. But it's
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been a wild time. Happy new year to you. Happy
you know what they say, it's not delivery, it's del jorno.
We love it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, thanks to you. Everybody calls me pizza boy. All right,
where would we start the fires? Let's start there. You
brought up water supply, then newsome and reporters. I mean,
first of all, you watch CNN. They're trying to blame
global warming, complete gaslight from Mayor Bass and no answers
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to the people other than Las Strong. Let's stand together
and in response to you, there is no such water
laws and bands that were put into effect. What do
you make of the incompetence in Los Angeles?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, they wanted to save a fish, right, they wanted
to save a little fish, one fish, two fish, redfish, bluefish, right,
and the bluefish are not doing so well right now.
The bluefish are not doing so well. The redfish are
doing very well. And we did very well in the election.
But you look at it aptly named Maya Karen. She's
horrible and she's probably one of the biggest Karens the
world has ever seen. She was in Ghana. How come
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every time, how come every time there's a problem, the
leaders are in Africa? You have crooked Joe Biden. He
went down there. He said, he blessed the range that
Africa and I happened to have gotten along very well
with to No, it's horrible, but you see what's happening.
You see what's going on. Fantastic man. They're like a
leprous rising above the Serengetti, fantastic people. But you look
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at Karen Bass, you look at Gavid Nouskam, and they
let this happen. We don't want it to happen, but
they let it happen. I propose we dropped Chris Christi
in the Pacific Ocean and wipe out the fires with
a big, beautiful scenari. We'll see what goes on. But
it really is heartbreaking to see what is happening in California.
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It's a great state. It's a beautiful state. I built
it with my own two heads. By the way, I
mind a lot of gold out of California. We did
a tremendous job. But and you saw what happened, by
the way, David Manure, you know who I'm talking about.
Right with the clothes pins, you had to wear it.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It was nice and got it got to look his best.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know. Well, we're nominating him. We're nominating him for
fake We are nominate the pizza boy. Let's got it
together first time, do your little russ Let's get it together.
We'll be dominating David Manure. We're nominating him for twenty
twenty five Fake News Media two of the Year. That's
what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know what I got to ask you. I was
watching the funeral, which, by the way, I thought the
when the body arrived at the rotunda, those remembrances from
Senator Thune, from the speaker, and even quite frankly, from
Kamala Harris, that was very moving. With the naval choir,
I didn't the funeral, not so much. I did enjoy
the grandson, and I did enjoy Gerald Ford's son. But
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I have to mention, first of all, how beautiful Milanya looked,
and how much you and Barack were talking and there
was no Michelle.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, Michelle was missing. We don't know whether the hell
she was. Milani always looks good and she gets that
from me. I have to say that, and you look
at it. We were talking to Barack and I can't
tell you what we were saying, but.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It was very chatty.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It may have something. It may have something to do
with the fact that little rocket Man has a little
rocket and I have a big rocket. And maybe we
were talking about Michelle and other things. We'll see what happens.
But we got along. We got along very well. I
can tell you that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
How uncomfortable was it to be right behind Kamala, right
near Joe just to cross. I mean not the W's
and that you know supportive, let alone the Clintons. But
I mean, think about it and arms reach. To your
right was Hillary who you defeated, and right in front
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of you was Kamala who you defeated, and the president
Joe Biden, who you ran right out of the race.
I mean that it's extraordinary to see all the living
presidents gathered together, but it was was it awkward to
be in?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Well, it was an entire room of losers. I was
the only winner in the room, even George W. Bush,
who was a stupid person. He's one of the dumbest people.
I think the world is a scene. This is a
guy who thinks there's thirty days in the month of February.
This is a stupid person.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's not kind.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And we were in a room. We were in a
room full of very, very stupid people. But you know
what they say, I'm usually the smartest guy in the room.
Jimmy Carter never would have passed away if I was
your president, right, I was your president once and he
made it through that and he couldn't get to the
second term. But I found it interesting that they put
Pete eggs AT's tattoo right. They say, it's a terrible
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tattoo is all over the place. Polka Antis was very
unhappy about it. She was sending smoke signals in outrage yesterday.
It was a terrible thing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There's been Friday with forty five or as I call it,
forty seven elect and the inauguration is just days away.
In the meantime, they whoever, and I don't believe Joe
Biden's been president, so probably Podesta, who knows who who
ever been really running this administrative state. A lot of
sabotage on their way out the door, not the least
of which is the drilling band. What do you make
of all that?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, they're doing a horror thing to our country on
the way out the door. They're doing a terrible thing.
They're doing a terrible job, and they want to be
ashamed of themselves. You know, you see what's happening with
our country and whoever's running it. Ten Koga. Joe Biden
is cracking jokes at the fire briefing. He said, fire away,
it's horrible what we're seeing, but we want to see
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our country made great again. And we're going to do
that right ten more days after the stupid judge he's
going to sentence me today, which is stupid. But ten
more days and I'll be your president, and we will
be making America greater than ever before, the mast country
the world has ever seen.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Let me ask you this, if if you serve as
president for four years and don't take a salary, as
you didn't for the first four years, wouldn't that constitute
community service.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
They're sentencing me to four years behind bars. You know,
you look at the defence of the White House sentencing
me to four years behind bars, and they think I'm
going to jail. I'm not going to jail. I'm going
to sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue. We're going to make our
country so great. We're going to do such a fantastic job.
We're going to end the war in Ukraine in twenty
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four hours. It's going to be a beautiful thing. And
we're going to tell that little parasite bloot of them
is a lisk. You're not getting any more money until
you help us out. But we can look at it
as community service, as public service, and we're going to
serve the public like nobody's ever served the public before
that much. I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Even going to rename the golf of Mexico the golf
of a big, beautiful America, all right, because you're as
sick as I am. I guess the only question is
who gave it to who? That's Friday with forty five.
You're President. Ladies and gentlemen, say hell to him. He'll
be cheap again very very soon. Mister President, thank you
so much for joining us. And like the pizza boy,
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I hope you get well soon.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well, thank you, pizza boy, and you know I hope
you get well. Also, let's take care that virus will
do it. We'll take its fun.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I was thinking that virus never would have happened if
you were president. Seventeen minutes after the hour, that's your
Friday with forty five, A visit with DZ and your
top five stories straight ahead.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Miss a little, miss a lot, miss a lot, and
we'll miss you. It's your morning show with Michael del Churno.