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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on your Morning show with Michael del Chonho.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Forty five is soon to be forty seven. Suffer not
I president by again, Onto thy the hell to the chief,
ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, mister President.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, good morning, Peacha boy. I'm very excited, you know,
because this is the last time you can refer to
me as forty five because the next time we talk,
I will be a president again. And what do you
think about that beautiful and a girl photo?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Isn't it the greatest picture of the world has ever seen.
I just want to say something. It looks like the mugshot,
and we call the mugshot the Mona Lisa of mugshots.
Of course you know that it's the Mona Lisa. Nobody's
ever seen a bit of picture. And just like the mugshot,
nobody's ever seen a matter in a girl photo. It's
a beautiful footable lightning.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I was just gonna say, what goes through your mind?
Is it getting into because I mean, what I saw
is a guy that's really ready to take care of business.
That's what I saw.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We're ready to take care of business. We're ready to
take care a lot. And it's a lot better than
the business that Crooked Show usually takes care of. You know,
he makes fool booves when he takes care of business.
And he awarded you know what he did. He awarded
the Pope the Presidential Medal of Freedom. You know what
we say, Crooked Jose was sleepy Jose Kaka and freend
(01:26):
dee del Papa. Now he went to he went to
the Vatican and it's Sleepy Jose Kaka and freendde del
Papa hotra Manz which meets again right. It's incredible. And
that's probably why he awarded the pump the medal in
the first place, because he had to endoor a very stinky,
stinky time and it was horrible. Operation took you role
(01:47):
and it was Operation Charleston show this time or maybe
Baby Roots like Caddy shack Wa a tremendous movie.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We love that movie.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Uh, you were very good friends with the cast of
that movie. So we have Joe Biden leaving with a
farewell address.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
To they say, they say, by the way, when you
look at me and you look at my political story,
they say, I'm just a sinula boy came out of
nowhere right about to become the Master's champion about to
become the president of the United States, because I do
very well, tears in his eyes as he lines up
(02:22):
that inaugural address.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, I was just gonna say so. So Joe leaves
with his his bitter farewell. As America has already said
good riddance, he brings up this warning that you know,
we're heading into a new age. Right after he gives
the Medal of Freedom to George Soros. Now suddenly he's
(02:45):
he's worried about, you know, the wealthy controlling America. What
did you make of that bitter farewell address?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, I think it was very interesting, right to see
what he said. He's talking about oligarchs and people would
lot of money. And he gave the metal to crooked
Hillary Clinton and George Soros, who, by the way, looked
very very much like each other. You look at them,
and it's weird because a lot of times you would
say I never saw them in the same room, but
(03:13):
they were in the same room. They looked like clones,
right they and they both look like somebody I got
along well with. By the way, Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars,
remember him, And he said, and he said to Yoda
and I was saying this too, when I was clumping
up these things, my little green friend, we have to
get rid of these people. But he said to Yoda,
(03:33):
and you look at them, they look like Emperor Palpas.
You know, though he shoots lightning out of his fingers,
which I told him how to do. It's called forced lightning.
I said, let the ape flow through you, right, But
you look at it. These are bad people. These are
the oligarchs. These are the horrible people. You know. George
Sorow's buying district attorneys all across the country. He's got
a lot of money, a lot of money, a lot
(03:55):
of power, a lot of influence. And Crooked Joe wants
to say, we're entering a dangerous time. You are entering
the golden age of America, right, the greatest edge. And
nobody knows gold, by the way, as much as I do.
And you have these people, right, you have Baraque, you
have Michael, Michael Motorcycle. Maybe we'll call them Michelle, we'll
see what happens. But you have these people. They're skipping
(04:18):
the lunch. And I say, well, that's a horrible thing,
because it's not often you get mconalds for free. We're
going to have Big Max and McNugget so much fast
food at this sonogga or lunch. Nobody's ever seen it.
And by the way, I'm going to cook it myself.
I have the greatest story the world has ever seen.
It's called from fry cook to President. And it happened
very quickly. But these people ought to be ashamed of themselves.
(04:40):
And you look at Crooked Joan in his farewell address.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He was propped up by.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
A pillow at the resolute desk. He was sitting on
a pillow. Maybe it was a my pillow. When I
could tell you something that poor pillow and what that
pillow had to endure. We talked about boom booms, we
talk about all sorts of horrible things that poor pillow
has never had a worst time? Was that the history
of pillows that much?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was that an attempt? Was that an attempt to muffle
the sounds of fire?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think it was an attempt to muffle the sounds
and to catch the cells, because my goodness, you saw
these people. You saw a little huntery. You saw these people.
They were crying, they were very upset. It's probably because
they smelled. What the hell was going on in that
room to.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Look on Kamala's face anyway, all right, Friday with forty
seven to be, I told a story about how like
you know, when when people wrong me, I move on
and I never really think about them again. That's not
the case for my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I got to tell you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
One of my favorite stories of the week was Mammania saying, no,
I'm not going to sit in f t with Jill.
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, and she's very smart, right, Malania is very smart.
And she did a fantastic job with Darren, who's also
very smart. And you know Mary loves his suitcase. Great guy,
very very handsome boy. Uh and he loves his and
he had the accent. It was a trum this accent.
We loved it. But you look at Milania. Uh no,
she's not gonna have tea with doctor. We call it,
(06:06):
by the way, doppler Jill because you see the things
that she wears, the dresses and the clothing that Jill
Biden wears looks like a severe thunderstorm morning. You look
at her. She does a terrible job. And she's a
fake doctor and by the way, a fake president. She's
really the one calling the shots, right, now. But Mlania
doesn't want to have tea. She doesn't need to have
(06:27):
tea with crooked and doctor Jill Doppler, Jill Biden, the
fake doctor. There's no reason to have tea with her.
Doctor Jill is a stupid person. We don't need to
worry about it. She's a stupid person. And she's going
to be the former first lady or former half female president,
whatever the hell you want to talk about. But they're
(06:47):
leaving the White House, they're getting out of here, and
we are ushering in a golden age. And Malania can
have tea with me. I'll tell you what, guse she
could have a McCafe if she with your buddy, with
you boy, with the greatest president the world is.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Eversent, busy, busy, seventy two hours ahead. What are you
looking forward to most?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm looking forward to my beautiful inaugural address. I'm looking
forward to the wonderful performances that we're going to have
the inauguration. Carrie Underwood, she's going to do a fantastic job.
She shocked a lot of people. She's going to do
a fantastic job. The village people, I call them the
(07:27):
beautiful village people. By the way, these are great people.
These are fantastic people. YMCA. We've remixed it into the Maga.
We do the Eat of the most Incredible song. You know,
we made them a lot of money. Their royalties are
through the room and they're doing very well. But we're
looking forward to the we're looking forward to the address.
We're looking forward to, when you really look at it,
(07:50):
getting into office. And I'm really looking forward to being
a dictator on day one. You know, I'm very excited
about it. We're going to dictate like nobody's ever dictated before,
and we're very excited about it. And we're going to
turn this country around.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Any chance you'll take the garbage truck from the Capitol
to the White House, that would be neat well.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
The garbage truck is going to be in the inaugural
parade and we're very excited about it. And we have
to throw out a lot of garbage in that White House.
We're going to throw out a lot and we're even
getting an exorcist in there because there's a lot of
bad juju in that White House. I can tell you
that we need getting an exercise. We're going to get
the lady from polpagu Ice. We're going to get the
lady from the Exorcism of Emily Rose and all of
(08:33):
these people. We're going to bring in the paranormal people.
And not just Sam Brinton, he's an abnormal person. I'm
talking about the paranormal people. Right, they go in here,
they find the ghost, the.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Walls start shaking.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
It's incredible. The wolves are going to shake when we
exercise the White House, the wolves are going to shake
more than Chris Christy has to pizza. And you know
what I'm talking about. Right when he lets it go,
the wolves are shaking and quaking and actc rotasau about
it that much. I can tell you you.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Need to cuddle up with him. It's going to be cold. Hey,
next time we talk, you'll be Friday with forty seven. Congratulations,
enjoy your weekend, and we will talk next week.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Thank you, mister Blessing, you met the boy. We're very excited,
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Seventeen minutes after there are we come back, not one,
not two, not three, but your top five stories of
the day. I'll wait you next.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Miss a little, miss a lot, miss a lot, and
we'll miss you. It's your morning show with Michael del Churno,
Previously on your Morning show with Michael del Chonho.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Forty five is soon to be forty seven. Suffer not
I president by again, Onto thy the hell to the chief,
ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, mister President.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, good morning, Peacha boy. I'm very excited, you know,
because this is the last time you can refer to
me as forty five because the next time we talk,
I will be a president again. And what do you
think about that beautiful and a girl photo?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Isn't it the greatest picture of the world has ever seen.
I just want to say something. It looks like the mugshot,
and we call the mugshot the Mona Lisa of mugshots.
Of course you know that it's the Mona Lisa. Nobody's
ever seen a bit of picture. And just like the mugshot,
nobody's ever seen a matter in a girl photo. It's
a beautiful footable lightning.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I was just gonna say, what goes through your mind?
Is it getting into because I mean, what I saw
is a guy that's really ready to take care of business.
That's what I saw.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We're ready to take care of business. We're ready to
take care a lot. And it's a lot better than
the business that Crooked Show usually takes care of. You know,
he makes fool booves when he takes care of business.
And he awarded you know what he did. He awarded
the Pope the Presidential Medal of Freedom. You know what
we say, Crooked Jose was sleepy Jose Kaka and freend
(01:26):
dee del Papa. Now he went to he went to
the Vatican and it's Sleepy Jose Kaka and freendde del
Papa hotra Manz which meets again right. It's incredible. And
that's probably why he awarded the pump the medal in
the first place, because he had to endoor a very stinky,
stinky time and it was horrible. Operation took you role
(01:47):
and it was Operation Charleston show this time or maybe
Baby Roots like Caddy shack Wa a tremendous movie.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We love that movie.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Uh, you were very good friends with the cast of
that movie. So we have Joe Biden leaving with a
farewell address.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
To they say, they say, by the way, when you
look at me and you look at my political story,
they say, I'm just a sinula boy came out of
nowhere right about to become the Master's champion about to
become the president of the United States, because I do
very well, tears in his eyes as he lines up
(02:22):
that inaugural address.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, I was just gonna say so. So Joe leaves
with his his bitter farewell. As America has already said
good riddance, he brings up this warning that you know,
we're heading into a new age. Right after he gives
the Medal of Freedom to George Soros. Now suddenly he's
(02:45):
he's worried about, you know, the wealthy controlling America. What
did you make of that bitter farewell address?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, I think it was very interesting, right to see
what he said. He's talking about oligarchs and people would
lot of money. And he gave the metal to crooked
Hillary Clinton and George Soros, who, by the way, looked
very very much like each other. You look at them,
and it's weird because a lot of times you would
say I never saw them in the same room, but
(03:13):
they were in the same room. They looked like clones,
right they and they both look like somebody I got
along well with. By the way, Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars,
remember him, And he said, and he said to Yoda
and I was saying this too, when I was clumping
up these things, my little green friend, we have to
get rid of these people. But he said to Yoda,
(03:33):
and you look at them, they look like Emperor Palpas.
You know, though he shoots lightning out of his fingers,
which I told him how to do. It's called forced lightning.
I said, let the ape flow through you, right, But
you look at it. These are bad people. These are
the oligarchs. These are the horrible people. You know. George
Sorow's buying district attorneys all across the country. He's got
a lot of money, a lot of money, a lot
(03:55):
of power, a lot of influence. And Crooked Joe wants
to say, we're entering a dangerous time. You are entering
the golden age of America, right, the greatest edge. And
nobody knows gold, by the way, as much as I do.
And you have these people, right, you have Baraque, you
have Michael, Michael Motorcycle. Maybe we'll call them Michelle, we'll
see what happens. But you have these people. They're skipping
(04:18):
the lunch. And I say, well, that's a horrible thing,
because it's not often you get mconalds for free. We're
going to have Big Max and McNugget so much fast
food at this sonogga or lunch. Nobody's ever seen it.
And by the way, I'm going to cook it myself.
I have the greatest story the world has ever seen.
It's called from fry cook to President. And it happened
very quickly. But these people ought to be ashamed of themselves.
(04:40):
And you look at Crooked Joan in his farewell address.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He was propped up by.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
A pillow at the resolute desk. He was sitting on
a pillow. Maybe it was a my pillow. When I
could tell you something that poor pillow and what that
pillow had to endure. We talked about boom booms, we
talk about all sorts of horrible things that poor pillow
has never had a worst time? Was that the history
of pillows that much?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was that an attempt? Was that an attempt to muffle
the sounds of fire?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think it was an attempt to muffle the sounds
and to catch the cells, because my goodness, you saw
these people. You saw a little huntery. You saw these people.
They were crying, they were very upset. It's probably because
they smelled. What the hell was going on in that
room to.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Look on Kamala's face anyway, all right, Friday with forty
seven to be, I told a story about how like
you know, when when people wrong me, I move on
and I never really think about them again. That's not
the case for my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I got to tell you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
One of my favorite stories of the week was Mammania saying, no,
I'm not going to sit in f t with Jill.
Good for her.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, and she's very smart, right, Malania is very smart.
And she did a fantastic job with Darren, who's also
very smart. And you know Mary loves his suitcase. Great guy,
very very handsome boy. Uh and he loves his and
he had the accent. It was a trum this accent.
We loved it. But you look at Milania. Uh no,
she's not gonna have tea with doctor. We call it,
(06:06):
by the way, doppler Jill because you see the things
that she wears, the dresses and the clothing that Jill
Biden wears looks like a severe thunderstorm morning. You look
at her. She does a terrible job. And she's a
fake doctor and by the way, a fake president. She's
really the one calling the shots, right, now. But Mlania
doesn't want to have tea. She doesn't need to have
(06:27):
tea with crooked and doctor Jill Doppler, Jill Biden, the
fake doctor. There's no reason to have tea with her.
Doctor Jill is a stupid person. We don't need to
worry about it. She's a stupid person. And she's going
to be the former first lady or former half female president,
whatever the hell you want to talk about. But they're
(06:47):
leaving the White House, they're getting out of here, and
we are ushering in a golden age. And Malania can
have tea with me. I'll tell you what, guse she
could have a McCafe if she with your buddy, with
you boy, with the greatest president the world is.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Eversent, busy, busy, seventy two hours ahead. What are you
looking forward to most?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm looking forward to my beautiful inaugural address. I'm looking
forward to the wonderful performances that we're going to have
the inauguration. Carrie Underwood, she's going to do a fantastic job.
She shocked a lot of people. She's going to do
a fantastic job. The village people, I call them the
(07:27):
beautiful village people. By the way, these are great people.
These are fantastic people. YMCA. We've remixed it into the Maga.
We do the Eat of the most Incredible song. You know,
we made them a lot of money. Their royalties are
through the room and they're doing very well. But we're
looking forward to the we're looking forward to the address.
We're looking forward to, when you really look at it,
(07:50):
getting into office. And I'm really looking forward to being
a dictator on day one. You know, I'm very excited
about it. We're going to dictate like nobody's ever dictated before,
and we're very excited about it. And we're going to
turn this country around.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Any chance you'll take the garbage truck from the Capitol
to the White House, that would be neat well.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
The garbage truck is going to be in the inaugural
parade and we're very excited about it. And we have
to throw out a lot of garbage in that White House.
We're going to throw out a lot and we're even
getting an exorcist in there because there's a lot of
bad juju in that White House. I can tell you
that we need getting an exercise. We're going to get
the lady from polpagu Ice. We're going to get the
lady from the Exorcism of Emily Rose and all of
(08:33):
these people. We're going to bring in the paranormal people.
And not just Sam Brinton, he's an abnormal person. I'm
talking about the paranormal people. Right, they go in here,
they find the ghost, the.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Walls start shaking.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
It's incredible. The wolves are going to shake when we
exercise the White House, the wolves are going to shake
more than Chris Christy has to pizza. And you know
what I'm talking about. Right when he lets it go,
the wolves are shaking and quaking and actc rotasau about
it that much. I can tell you you.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Need to cuddle up with him. It's going to be cold. Hey,
next time we talk, you'll be Friday with forty seven. Congratulations,
enjoy your weekend, and we will talk next week.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Thank you, mister Blessing, you met the boy. We're very excited,
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Seventeen minutes after there are we come back, not one,
not two, not three, but your top five stories of
the day. I'll wait you next.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Miss a little, miss a lot, miss a lot, and
we'll miss you. It's your morning show with Michael del Churno,
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