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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on your Morning Show with Michael dil Chuono.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey wait a minute, I think the secured line is
ringing the secured line.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I love you, Gabel the Chief, he's.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The one we all say hail to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen, it's
Friday with forty seven. Good morning, mister President.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Well, I have to say good morning to you and
a happy delated liberation day. You know, we've deliberated, and
it feels great, doesn't It feels really wonderful that we've
been liberated and tremendous and ready to go. I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And what you had your chart right in your hand
in the rose garden. You walked us all through it. Now,
you know we live in a matrix. So those that
take the blue pill are saying this is a reckless,
abusive power. It's not going to do anything but drive
up costs and destroy the economy. And then the others
who take the red pilt call it liberation. Is this
a sale you can make?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, we're making a great show. We're gonna sell anything,
believe it, and that I could sell as the great
George Strake said Ocean front property in Arizona. If I
wanted to sell it, I could sell it and throw
the Golden gate in free right. He said that all
the time. The King. We love the King. You sold
a lot of the mice. Well. I got along fantastic
with Eskimos they call the Inuits, now called it Eskimos.
(01:18):
These are great people. I've built many igloes before, you know,
a big gold, beautiful igloes, and I sole them ice.
And I got a little well up there by the
way with the polar bears. And out of day article
with the tenguins did the tremendous animals. We love them.
But we get along well with really everybody, except maybe
some countries in Europe. Now they're not happy that we're
(01:40):
dropping tariffs on them pretty hard, but it's called to reciprocal.
If they don't want tariffs, they could drop their tariffs
and maybe we'll drop our tariffs. But it's time to
be treated fairly, you know. We have to be treated fairly.
And we also have the greatest We didn't talk about
it yesterday, but the biggest tariff that nobody's talking about
four thousand percent on Ireland. If they said zero daald
(02:00):
back four thousand percent tariffs on everything. So we're not
going to let that woman. We're not letting her come back.
If you could refer to her as a woman, we
don't refer to us a monster. We're not going to
let her back, right, We're not going to let them back.
So we've deliberated, we've been liberated.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We've already seen Vietnam. They're prepared to cut their tariffs
in half. Canada and the Ontario Premiere has indicated if
you would let go of your tariffs, they would they
would cut some of those to secure jobs. India has
come forward. Is this a short term or long term play?
I mean it depends how they want to play, right, Well.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It depends on what these countries want to do. You
look at Canada and it must be their French side
because they back down very quickly. You know that they
back down very quickly. But you look at Canada, you
look at Vietnam, you look at a lot of other
countries that don't want to deal with tariffs, and that
was the goal. We want to be treated fairly, right,
we want to be treated fairly, and for those people
(02:55):
who don't want to treat us fairly, we're going to
treat them fairly, and they're not going to like it, right,
They're not going to like it, So we'll see what happens.
You know, the European Union, they have a hard time
with me. I have a very hard time with them,
and they're not very happy about where we are with
the tariffs. But that's their problem. That's not our problem.
That's their problem because we can do without them. They
can't do without us. But you see the rest of
(03:17):
the world, a lot of countries and the rest of
the world. India, I get a look very well with India.
I get along very well with Vietnam. I get a
look very well with Japan. These are great people in Japan.
We say, which you are, right, We said, there's beautiful people.
These are wonderful people over in Japan. We love them.
I can tell you they don't want to deal with tariffs.
(03:38):
So they're telling me. They're calling me. They say, sir,
we don't want it to text. I said, you know
what you have to do, and they know what they're doing. Right,
So we're going to be treated fairly. We're going to
be treated fairly, and if we're treated fairly, we won't
have any problems. If we treated unfairly, we're going to
have a lot of problems. And I think the rest
of the world is thinking none of that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Liberation Day Friday with forty seven special elections in Florida.
They went well and both candidates credited you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, if it wasn't for my endorsement, they wouldn't have won.
I can tell you that. You know, Jimmy p We
love Jimmy Patrona's great guy. Randy Fine, he's a fine guy.
You know what I did there, right, tremendous. I you
look at what happened in Wisconsin, not the greatest result
for Brad Shimmel, but you look at voter ID. We
love voter ID. They got voter ID. And the special
(04:30):
elections in Flora of beautiful, big, beautiful, fifteen point wins,
and we retained our seats in Congress. We now have
two hundred and twenty seats, beautiful seats. Right, we have
two hundred twenty little more wiggle room, and now it's
time to pass the big beautiful bill. I'm calling on
Speaker Mike Johnson, who has his Harry Potter glasses. Right,
(04:50):
He's either gonna do it or we're going to send
him to Askavan. Right, that's the prisoner. That's Askaban and Coswartz.
You look at that, you visit there with the prisoners there. Well,
I got along very well with serious Black. I got
along very well with Dumbledore. He's a tremendous guy. You know,
he was a smart guy. They should have called him,
(05:11):
they should have called him smartle door. Right, he's a
smart guy. I'm Dumbledore. He's a great guy and a
beautiful beard. I helped him grow it, right, I helped
him grow it. I even, believe it or not. Get
along very well with he who shall not be named
Voldemort growing and he has no nose. You look at him,
he has no nose. Never would have happened if I
was president, Never would have happened. But it happened under Biden.
(05:32):
He came back. But I got along well, and we
took care of him, right, We took care of Voldemort.
I also was a tremendous quidditch player. Right. I found
the Golden Snitch. We called him My Pence, the Golden Snitch. Right.
Terrible person, but we do very well. We do very well.
And you look at Mike Johnson. We want that big
beautiful bill passed my little Harry Potter, big beautiful bill
(05:56):
and we're hopefully going to get it soon.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, one thing that really show this week were some
of the numbers on the border, and I know that's
a lot of what America wanted you to do. Secure
that border, stop that invasion in the chaos and border
crossings from before you were elected went from one hundred
and fifty six thousand to the end of March after
you were elected, to seven thousand, one hundred and fifteen
thousand arrested, one hundred thousand deported. The border is secure.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's a mission accomplished.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You must be pleased.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, we're very happy with the border. All we needed
was a new president. They wanted to pass laws and
do all of these things. All we needed was a
president who cared and we care, right, we care a lot,
and we got it done. Now, you look at all
these people that were sending out You have MS thirteen.
These are nasty people. You have trendy Aragua. These are
sick people, very very bad ombres. And we say to them,
(06:48):
trenday adios, right, trenday audios. That means get out. We're
gonna gus go home to mom, right, go home. To mommy.
Mommy doesn't like those kids anymore. I can tell you that.
But these are violent people, these are sick people. These
are bad people, very bad ombres. And we're getting them
out of our country. We're getting them the hell out
of our country. And the left people, the lead people
(07:10):
on the left, they want them to come back. I
say to Rachel mad Cow and all of these people
who saying we're not supposed to send them away, why
don't you let them stay in your house? Would you
like that, Martha's vineyard? Why don't we let them stay
in your house? They don't want to do that. You
know what will happen if we send them to Martha's vineyard.
Barack Obama will send them swimming with the chef. That's
(07:30):
what will happen. Right, It's a terrible thing. They're not
gonna want the You don't want these people in the country.
They say it's called not in my backyard. But they
don't want them. So we're getting these people out of
our country, the hell out of our country. Tren Day Annios, Right,
we're not to all of these people go home to
mom and don't come back. You're not allowed back. And
they're not going to come back. We love what's going on.
(07:52):
El Salva to a beautiful prison, and maybe we'll reopen Alcatraz. Right.
We call it the Rock. I call it the Rocky.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Why don't we supposed to play the That's my favorite tour.
I planned to do with it this late spring, so
don't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wonderful movie too, by the way, I was going to
play the role Sean Connery. Welcome to the Rock. He said,
it was my line. I wrote it. Beautiful movie, but
we may reopen it. We'll see what happens, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Closing Moments Friday with forty seven Elon Musk. This is
such a fake news story that everybody keeps going with.
But is Elon leaving early or planning to leave on
time after one hundred and thirty days?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Why is it?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I mean, doesn't matter what you all say and what
the White House releases, the media just goes with. I
guess they're they're hoping their wishful thinking will come through.
But Elon's not going anywhere un til his job's done.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Right. Elon is not going anywhere until he finishes the job.
This is a guy who is highly respected, he's talented,
He rescued the astronauts. You know, we have the astronauts.
They were stuck in space for a long time. And
I get looked very well with people from space. I
got it look very well with Et. You know Et,
he said, even though he pune home. He said, sir, ET,
(09:00):
phone home. I said, you came to the right guy.
I make perfect phone calls, you know that. So we
made a perfect phone call home, and we sent Et
home and he's allowed back. He's not a bad ombra.
He's a good ombra. He's a good extraterrestrial ombre. Beautiful guy.
Got along well, got along well with Luke Skywalker and
even Palpatine. These are tremendous people. Palpatine's a scary guy,
(09:21):
but I got a little well with him. We had
great relationships with the Empire, right, the Galactic Empire, the
Death Star. I said, you better not use that here.
We're going to slap a terif on you. He said, sir,
We're not going to do it. So we had we
have a tremendous job. We do a tremendous job with
this people. But Elon Musk is going to do a
wonderful job with those The Department of Government deficiency. It's
(09:43):
a tremendous department. It's a beautiful department. It's a highly
respected and effective department. And he's going to stay in
the role for as long as he has to stay
in the role to complete the mission. These people don't
like him, they don't like Tesla. They're lighting them on fire.
These are stupid people and deranged people. And we're very
happy with Elon and he's going to stick around as
(10:04):
long as he has to stick around, despite what the
fake news wants to say. You know, the fake news
is a bunch of fakers and hoaxist. He's a bunch
of liars and losers. And we don't trust a word
that they say. They do a horrible job, and we
do a fantastic job, and the American people are very
happy with the job that we're doing. Believe me.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Liboration Day this week. There you have it Friday with
forty seven. He is the chief. We all say hail too.
He has the power because he takes a shower. Mister President,
thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
God bless you. Pizza boy, You're a tremendous guy. We
all know that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh you imagine et com sar Listen with old miss
a lot, miss a lot, and we'll miss you.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's your Morning Show with Michael del Churno
Previously on your Morning Show with Michael dil Chuono.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey wait a minute, I think the secured line is
ringing the secured line.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I love you, Gabel the Chief, he's.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The one we all say hail to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. Ladies and gentlemen, it's
Friday with forty seven. Good morning, mister President.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Well, I have to say good morning to you and
a happy delated liberation day. You know, we've deliberated, and
it feels great, doesn't It feels really wonderful that we've
been liberated and tremendous and ready to go. I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And what you had your chart right in your hand
in the rose garden. You walked us all through it. Now,
you know we live in a matrix. So those that
take the blue pill are saying this is a reckless,
abusive power. It's not going to do anything but drive
up costs and destroy the economy. And then the others
who take the red pilt call it liberation. Is this
a sale you can make?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, we're making a great show. We're gonna sell anything,
believe it, and that I could sell as the great
George Strake said Ocean front property in Arizona. If I
wanted to sell it, I could sell it and throw
the Golden gate in free right. He said that all
the time. The King. We love the King. You sold
a lot of the mice. Well. I got along fantastic
with Eskimos they call the Inuits, now called it Eskimos.
(01:18):
These are great people. I've built many igloes before, you know,
a big gold, beautiful igloes, and I sole them ice.
And I got a little well up there by the
way with the polar bears. And out of day article
with the tenguins did the tremendous animals. We love them.
But we get along well with really everybody, except maybe
some countries in Europe. Now they're not happy that we're
(01:40):
dropping tariffs on them pretty hard, but it's called to reciprocal.
If they don't want tariffs, they could drop their tariffs
and maybe we'll drop our tariffs. But it's time to
be treated fairly, you know. We have to be treated fairly.
And we also have the greatest We didn't talk about
it yesterday, but the biggest tariff that nobody's talking about
four thousand percent on Ireland. If they said zero daald
(02:00):
back four thousand percent tariffs on everything. So we're not
going to let that woman. We're not letting her come back.
If you could refer to her as a woman, we
don't refer to us a monster. We're not going to
let her back, right, We're not going to let them back.
So we've deliberated, we've been liberated.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We've already seen Vietnam. They're prepared to cut their tariffs
in half. Canada and the Ontario Premiere has indicated if
you would let go of your tariffs, they would they
would cut some of those to secure jobs. India has
come forward. Is this a short term or long term play?
I mean it depends how they want to play, right, Well.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It depends on what these countries want to do. You
look at Canada and it must be their French side
because they back down very quickly. You know that they
back down very quickly. But you look at Canada, you
look at Vietnam, you look at a lot of other
countries that don't want to deal with tariffs, and that
was the goal. We want to be treated fairly, right,
we want to be treated fairly, and for those people
(02:55):
who don't want to treat us fairly, we're going to
treat them fairly, and they're not going to like it, right,
They're not going to like it, So we'll see what happens.
You know, the European Union, they have a hard time
with me. I have a very hard time with them,
and they're not very happy about where we are with
the tariffs. But that's their problem. That's not our problem.
That's their problem because we can do without them. They
can't do without us. But you see the rest of
(03:17):
the world, a lot of countries and the rest of
the world. India, I get a look very well with India.
I get along very well with Vietnam. I get a
look very well with Japan. These are great people in Japan.
We say, which you are, right, We said, there's beautiful people.
These are wonderful people over in Japan. We love them.
I can tell you they don't want to deal with tariffs.
(03:38):
So they're telling me. They're calling me. They say, sir,
we don't want it to text. I said, you know
what you have to do, and they know what they're doing. Right,
So we're going to be treated fairly. We're going to
be treated fairly, and if we're treated fairly, we won't
have any problems. If we treated unfairly, we're going to
have a lot of problems. And I think the rest
of the world is thinking none of that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Liberation Day Friday with forty seven special elections in Florida.
They went well and both candidates credited you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, if it wasn't for my endorsement, they wouldn't have won.
I can tell you that. You know, Jimmy p We
love Jimmy Patrona's great guy. Randy Fine, he's a fine guy.
You know what I did there, right, tremendous. I you
look at what happened in Wisconsin, not the greatest result
for Brad Shimmel, but you look at voter ID. We
love voter ID. They got voter ID. And the special
(04:30):
elections in Flora of beautiful, big, beautiful, fifteen point wins,
and we retained our seats in Congress. We now have
two hundred and twenty seats, beautiful seats. Right, we have
two hundred twenty little more wiggle room, and now it's
time to pass the big beautiful bill. I'm calling on
Speaker Mike Johnson, who has his Harry Potter glasses. Right,
(04:50):
He's either gonna do it or we're going to send
him to Askavan. Right, that's the prisoner. That's Askaban and Coswartz.
You look at that, you visit there with the prisoners there. Well,
I got along very well with serious Black. I got
along very well with Dumbledore. He's a tremendous guy. You know,
he was a smart guy. They should have called him,
(05:11):
they should have called him smartle door. Right, he's a
smart guy. I'm Dumbledore. He's a great guy and a
beautiful beard. I helped him grow it, right, I helped
him grow it. I even, believe it or not. Get
along very well with he who shall not be named
Voldemort growing and he has no nose. You look at him,
he has no nose. Never would have happened if I
was president, Never would have happened. But it happened under Biden.
(05:32):
He came back. But I got along well, and we
took care of him, right, We took care of Voldemort.
I also was a tremendous quidditch player. Right. I found
the Golden Snitch. We called him My Pence, the Golden Snitch. Right.
Terrible person, but we do very well. We do very well.
And you look at Mike Johnson. We want that big
beautiful bill passed my little Harry Potter, big beautiful bill
(05:56):
and we're hopefully going to get it soon.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, one thing that really show this week were some
of the numbers on the border, and I know that's
a lot of what America wanted you to do. Secure
that border, stop that invasion in the chaos and border
crossings from before you were elected went from one hundred
and fifty six thousand to the end of March after
you were elected, to seven thousand, one hundred and fifteen
thousand arrested, one hundred thousand deported. The border is secure.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's a mission accomplished.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You must be pleased.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, we're very happy with the border. All we needed
was a new president. They wanted to pass laws and
do all of these things. All we needed was a
president who cared and we care, right, we care a lot,
and we got it done. Now, you look at all
these people that were sending out You have MS thirteen.
These are nasty people. You have trendy Aragua. These are
sick people, very very bad ombres. And we say to them,
(06:48):
trenday adios, right, trenday audios. That means get out. We're
gonna gus go home to mom, right, go home. To mommy.
Mommy doesn't like those kids anymore. I can tell you that.
But these are violent people, these are sick people. These
are bad people, very bad ombres. And we're getting them
out of our country. We're getting them the hell out
of our country. And the left people, the lead people
(07:10):
on the left, they want them to come back. I
say to Rachel mad Cow and all of these people
who saying we're not supposed to send them away, why
don't you let them stay in your house? Would you
like that, Martha's vineyard? Why don't we let them stay
in your house? They don't want to do that. You
know what will happen if we send them to Martha's vineyard.
Barack Obama will send them swimming with the chef. That's
(07:30):
what will happen. Right, It's a terrible thing. They're not
gonna want the You don't want these people in the country.
They say it's called not in my backyard. But they
don't want them. So we're getting these people out of
our country, the hell out of our country. Tren Day Annios, Right,
we're not to all of these people go home to
mom and don't come back. You're not allowed back. And
they're not going to come back. We love what's going on.
(07:52):
El Salva to a beautiful prison, and maybe we'll reopen Alcatraz. Right.
We call it the Rock. I call it the Rocky.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Why don't we supposed to play the That's my favorite tour.
I planned to do with it this late spring, so
don't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wonderful movie too, by the way, I was going to
play the role Sean Connery. Welcome to the Rock. He said,
it was my line. I wrote it. Beautiful movie, but
we may reopen it. We'll see what happens, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Closing Moments Friday with forty seven Elon Musk. This is
such a fake news story that everybody keeps going with.
But is Elon leaving early or planning to leave on
time after one hundred and thirty days?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Why is it?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I mean, doesn't matter what you all say and what
the White House releases, the media just goes with. I
guess they're they're hoping their wishful thinking will come through.
But Elon's not going anywhere un til his job's done.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Right. Elon is not going anywhere until he finishes the job.
This is a guy who is highly respected, he's talented,
He rescued the astronauts. You know, we have the astronauts.
They were stuck in space for a long time. And
I get looked very well with people from space. I
got it look very well with Et. You know Et,
he said, even though he pune home. He said, sir, ET,
(09:00):
phone home. I said, you came to the right guy.
I make perfect phone calls, you know that. So we
made a perfect phone call home, and we sent Et
home and he's allowed back. He's not a bad ombra.
He's a good ombra. He's a good extraterrestrial ombre. Beautiful guy.
Got along well, got along well with Luke Skywalker and
even Palpatine. These are tremendous people. Palpatine's a scary guy,
(09:21):
but I got a little well with him. We had
great relationships with the Empire, right, the Galactic Empire, the
Death Star. I said, you better not use that here.
We're going to slap a terif on you. He said, sir,
We're not going to do it. So we had we
have a tremendous job. We do a tremendous job with
this people. But Elon Musk is going to do a
wonderful job with those The Department of Government deficiency. It's
(09:43):
a tremendous department. It's a beautiful department. It's a highly
respected and effective department. And he's going to stay in
the role for as long as he has to stay
in the role to complete the mission. These people don't
like him, they don't like Tesla. They're lighting them on fire.
These are stupid people and deranged people. And we're very
happy with Elon and he's going to stick around as
(10:04):
long as he has to stick around, despite what the
fake news wants to say. You know, the fake news
is a bunch of fakers and hoaxist. He's a bunch
of liars and losers. And we don't trust a word
that they say. They do a horrible job, and we
do a fantastic job, and the American people are very
happy with the job that we're doing. Believe me.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Liboration Day this week. There you have it Friday with
forty seven. He is the chief. We all say hail too.
He has the power because he takes a shower. Mister President,
thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
God bless you. Pizza boy, You're a tremendous guy. We
all know that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh you imagine et com sar Listen with old miss
a lot, miss a lot, and we'll miss you.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's your Morning Show with Michael del Churno
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