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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on your Morning show with Michael del Joan.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Boy, it's been a crazy ride this week. What would
be like to be the one doing all the driving?
Hell to the Chief, He's the one we all say
hail to or sack. He has the power because he
takes a shower, mister President.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good morning, well, good morning to you, beach boy. Hopefully
you're not getting yippy, right. Let's hope you're not getting
crazy or wild. But I also want to say something.
You know, you have the Masters, and I'm actually the
early leader at the Master's right, I'm actually winning like
nobody's ever seen before. I put down I shot a
seventeen in my first round. Nobody's ever done that before,
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but I shot a seventeen.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Will you talk Jones?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Very well? I thought, Bobby Joan, I taught everybody everything.
And let me just tell you, Bryson and dishamboats the
ball very far. I taught him how to drive right,
not just how to drive a car, but how to
drive a ball down the fairway all the way right,
you can go all the way. So I've done a
lot and I'm winning the Masters. I'm going to win
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the Masters, and I'm a master of my craft not much.
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I bet emails all this week. I had one just
minutes ago and it addressed me as pizza boy. I
had an email earlier this week asking why is it
pizza boy? And you know I had to explain, Well,
did Jorno pizza has made my name easier to pronounce.
People have always said, are you any relation? Well, that's
di Jorno word Dell Jorno, but obviously the pizza boy
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and I so appreciate the timing too, right as the
show goes national, So after forty two years in radio,
now everybody's calling me pizza boy. Thank you for that one. Boy,
when you give a nickname midsticks.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, congratulations on that. I have to tell you that,
congratulations on that because now people know and they want
to call you that. They like it. It's a call.
It a term of endearment, right, they're calling a term
of endearment. It means they love you, and they should
because you're a tremendous person and guy, thank you, and
you're doing a fantastic job. You know, they say it's
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not delivery, it's del journo, right, Michael Dell's doing no
great gay pizza boy, We love pizza, all right, but
you're a great guy.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I eat a lot of it. Unfortunately, we made the observation,
and you know, and then we had a discussion with
John Decker who talked about, you did it in your
first term, you're doing it in your second term, and
that is allowing the media to witness your department head meetings,
your cabinet meetings. Uh. But this, this cabinet in particular,
has struck me, you know. And I have coming up
in the sounds of the day, Telsea Gabbard, h Marco
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Rubio and RFK Junior, two of which were Democrat candidates
for president. But everybody is so on task. Everybody is
with a sense of urgency on top of achieving great things.
You know, you can tell when you have a great
company and a great department head meeting, You've surrounded yourself
with some pretty good people. Do you have a favorite, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Don't know if I have a favorite, but I can
tell you that I'm probably my favorite. You know, you
look at it, I'm probably the favorite.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Guy in the room, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And and nobody has hair like I do. I have
great hair. And we just signed an executive order that'll
make showers great again. We could have the greatest hairdo
in the history of the world. But the cabinet's doing
very well. Think about what we had before. You had
crooked Joe Biden, sleepy Joe Biden, poopy Joe Biden. Right,
he was He made a lot of problems right with
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the Vatican.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Jill the idea, Jill who was leading.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know, Jill was leading the meetings. You know you
look at Doppler, Jill, I call it Duppler. Not talk
to him because the dresses that she used to wear
look like a severe father stormy morning. Right, it was
what we call a disaster. But our cabinet is doing
so well. You know, you have the people in our cabinet.
You have Pete eggs At, You have Bobby right, Bobby's
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doing it that. We love him. I call him Bobby
a fling thing. I called him. You just called him
rfk have no idea what the hell you were talking about.
It's Bobby, right, It's Bobby Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
We have Pete Hanks.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Samper's a lot better than the other Pete.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Remember you had Edge Edge.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He was a bad Peat. We have great Pete. And
the military is recruiting like nobody's ever seen you. Because
we have beautiful Pete instead of stupid Pete. We have Pelsea,
who's the hula hula girl. She's doing a fantastic job.
And then you have Scott Descent and he is doing
a wonderful job, very confident, very stoic and doing a
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fantastic jup Little Marco who has been upgraded to medium
sized Marco because he's doing a wonderful job too. There
are so many people, I.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Think people, you're not hiding it from me, Mark.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Lot of doing a wonderful job. And then we have
the greatest captain meetings the world is in the the
greatest man.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You really do it. By the way, I appreciate the
water pressure thing. When I go to a hotel, first
and foremost, I can't stand a lousy small TV. I
can't and a lousy bed. But if it's got bad
water pressure, I mean I could put up with everything
being wrong, but if the water pressure's great, I had
a great stay. You're going to restore water pressure in America.
Let's talk about hula hula. She's taking she's showing how
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susceptible to being hacked or how they have been hacked
in misuse these voting machines. She's going to bring us
back to paper. She was working hard on that. Bob
By was talking about finding the cause of autism. We
know the cause of obesity that we have to address
in diabetes. But as for autism and the difference between
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Bobby's childhood generation and the generations today, something's causing it.
He's gonna get to the bottom of it by September.
So I guess the only real negative thing this week
was Elan and Navarro goten a little tissy. I get
the feeling you kind of like that, a little fighting
amongst them.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well, you know it's good. It's called iron sharp as
and these guys. You know, Caroline love that she's doing
a fantastic What an upgrade, right, you look at the
right corn Juhn Pierre. She had a mop on her head,
a little rag bop. What a desister that was. And
nobody knows about hair like I do. And that was
a mess. That was a terrible haircut. I can tell
you that it looked horrible. But you look at the
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upgrade between her and Caroline Levitt. Caroline Levitt said, boys
will be boys. That's what's happening. They were butting heads.
But it's okay. Iron sharpens iron, right, iron sharpens iron.
You look at uh and you talk about curing obesity
or looking at the cause. Will the cure for obesity?
Believe it or not. It's Chris Christie because he could
eat the rest of the food that the people don't
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want to eat. Right, So he'll eat you at a
house at home, He'll eat you down a few pounds,
whatever weight you lose, he'll find I can tell you that.
And he said that to me once. He said, Sir,
Lizzo lost a lot of weight. You know, Lizzo seused
to be. NASA called her the tenth planet, and then
they took her down to dwarf status, just like Pluto. Right,
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we look.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Does but she's still a lady.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
But she's not as big as she used to be.
But whatever she had and she lost, Chris Christie put
it on. He's strapped it right on. That's a crazy guy.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Time the primaries, the White House chefs just started sweating
and anticipation.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Well, and the worst part about the primaries, you could
see it during the debate. You know, you have the
big who's a great guy. He's going to be the
next governor of Ohio. He was holding onto the podium
so type once he was getting pulled into the tract
of him, the gravitational pull of Chris Christi. He didn't
want to wind up going around and around the Norman.
But you look at Hula, and Hula wants to put
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paper for our elections, right, we have to have paper.
These machines are horrible. These machines are terrible. They can
be hackedic of the manipulated. They could be used for
bad purposes.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
We want them out.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
We want paper. U and Hula's doing a fantastic job.
So this cabinet is doing a fantastic job. I can
tell you, Mommy, Hula, Pepe Marco, who's a medium sized guy.
Scott percent Lee is elder, doing a fantastic Everybody's doing
a wonderful job. We have the greatest people that much.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I can tell you Friday with forty seven. We said
this earlier in the week, and then sweet Carol Lyne
hit this in front of the White House with Bassett
h You know, for all the people freaking out over
what I think is a terriff negotiation, not a trade war,
though it could be developing into a trade war with China.
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We were like that, has anybody read your book? Has
anybody read page seventy two? I mean, And then Carolyn
Bassett said interrupted in the press conference in front of
the White House and just reminded everybody who wrote the
book Ut of the Deal. Why why don't people read
the book and they'll know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well, you're dealing with but by the way, you're dealing
with a lot of stupid people who can't read. Right,
that's what you're dealing with. Number one. They have a
hard time. They couldn't make it through the ABC's right,
it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But you know you have to.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Read the book at gold order the deal. And we're
doing a deal with We're getting ready to do a
deal with China. To President Gee, right. I called him
Winnie the Pool because he looks like Winnie the Pool.
And I said to him, Winnie the jar of honey's
drying up for you, sir, And he said, please don't
call me Winnie the Pool. I said, you're gonna have
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to stop looking like Winnie the Pool if you don't
want me to call you then, But uh, we're putting
a terrify on everything that comes from China, every one doll,
every egg roll, and even fang fang. You know what
I'm talking about, right, Eric Swowell's mistress as a terriff.
And Eric Swowell called me. He said, Sir, I can't
afford fang fang anymore. What is descrice? I said, that's
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not my problem, that's your problem, right, Maybe stop calling.
I think I might be faint, damn, and he's going down.
We don't want him to go down. Breathe, I breathe it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It wasn't expecting fang fang. But I was going to say,
so you call him Winnie the poo. Yeah, I don't
think he would like that. You know what I call him.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
When you call him the pool? Also probably right, because
he looks like Winnie the Pool. Everybody should call him
Winny the Pool.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, I call him Bobby. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Go ahead, why would you call That's a stupid thing
to do. Call him president Bobby. You know his name
is not Bobby's name, Winny, right, His name is Winny
the Pooh. That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I just love to hear.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
He's not gonna win We're gonna call him Losey the
pool right, because he's not gonna win. He's not gonna win.
We're gonna win. We have tariffs on China. They want
to make a deal. We're gonna make a deal. And
I wrote the book to the order the deal. So
it's going to be a tremendous deal. That much.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
For everybody that you know, you kind of warned them
there might be some short term pain for long term victory.
For those that have found this week very exhausting. Any
assuring words before we go.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well, I can say, buckle up, dun't be a pannikin.
It's going to be a wonderful ride. It's a beautiful
time to buy. Some of your favorite stocks are on
what be called discount. You could get a fantastic deal
on some of your stocks, some of your crypto, all
of your things, and we can have you will have
a fantastic coup. In a few years, you'll be looking
and you'll say, my favorite president, the greatest president, the
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most handsome president, the most beautiful president, gave me a
wonderful time and a wonderful deal, and we made the
most of it. So don't be a panicking be strong,
and you will win.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Believe me, there you have it. Friday with forty seven,
mister President, thank you so much, thank you, God bless.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You, and get that oxygen pizza. What we need you around.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I got it done, and now I'm having a few
chest pains trying to recover that needed oxygen. Bad there.
Friday with forty seven, an exclusive of your morning show,
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Speaker 1 (11:52):
Miss a little, miss a lot, miss a lot, and
we'll miss you. It's your Morning Show with Michael del Chuno.